Going To Prison Is Easier Than You Might Think. Seth Knorr - Full Special
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- čas přidán 20. 12. 2021
- Going to prison is easier than you might think, according to Seth Knorr, all you have to do is pass a criminal background check, although you would think that would make it difficult for criminals to get in. Whether you're someone who has passed a criminal background check, or someone who has been to prison, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Seth Knorr is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
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#drybar #comedy #standup - Komedie
I am so grateful to find a whole “station” who only do clean comedy with amazingly talented guests.
I’m beginning to appreciate humor as an inherently valuable technique to clear out old stale woes (stories) and shift/turn to a higher lighter frequency giving me the ability to flow more effortlessly into a better place.
I love Dry Bar. How all my wholesome people doing. Much love from VA
VA here
“Faith without works is dead” 😂
James 2:20,26
Shots at McDonald’s administered by Elmo while held down by Elsa from Frozen is just so many YESes!
Oh the 1 liners were gold Seth. Great set. 😊 ty!
Thank you!
_"If you cannot sing, then just make a joyful sound."_
...that's deep, wise and powerful, man.
Wow! This is some good clean humor. He comes off as a Mormon, which would explain the clean humor. I've got a very crass, dirty sense of humor and have no problem with dirty jokes and a nasty mouth. I think his ability to entertain my desensitized mind makes hime exceptionally talented. And I'm so glad the cleaner crowd has guys like this to entertain them!
you should start at the top of the play all queue and binge them , really good comics here . it`s a good time and i like very dark humour .
@@William.Shakespeare Thanks for the recommendation. I will definitely check out more of this, but I won't binge; I listen to this stuff when I shower, cook, walk the dog, etc.
@@bradsmith6019 as it should be.
Thanks Brad! What an interesting assessment
My first DryBar was Boomer triggers GenZ snowflakes Brad Upton, they've had quite a few excellent comics.
I'd recommend obviously the one I mentioned but also search DryBar people watching. You won't regret watching 'Life's better when you're fat' Josh Sneed, he's pretty awesome.
He is amusing. I like his humor.
Give shots at toy stores. Best joke of the set for me. Very funny and great idea.
Thanks!
@@sethknorr1 ☺☺☺☺
Really funny jokes. Don't think the audience appreciated him as much as he deserved.
@cali budz really hard! And consistently!!
He was very funny. His tone of voice could use some help to increase reception.
he did choose to announce himself as a comedian several times. that's gay..
As a Janitorial Arts major I'm offended 🤣🤣
:)
Clean then don't let the housekeeper in!!!
His trick about the rag and cleaning the house is genius😂😂 watch the whole thing, you won’t regret it😂
Thanks!
I'm just sitting here wondering what a cleaning lady would be doing with a rag in the first place... xD
Many great one liners! Classic comedy (:
Thanks!
Subtle, clean, brilliant 👏🏽.
Thanks!
The global warming part was stupid, and for stupid people. It was also stupid to say socialism is like everyone winning a medal. I'm not offended by those statements or anything, I'm well aware it's comedy and I consume tons of it. There is no crying democrat behind this keyboard. I just think those kind of jokes work well for stupid people and nobody else. It's brilliant if you are a republican who is not in the habit of looking things up. Those kind of jokes are just quick head nods at other members of team red. Lame.
@@jordanwolff5243- cool sorry, but next time use a therapist.
@@Cacophony314 It's just an opinion. Cool it. 😎
@@jordanwolff5243- I'm cool 😎.
50 cents a day joke was my favorite😂
Death Valley, CA. is echoing our laughter tonight because of Seth Knorr. The rabbits seem somewhat confused.
Guy reminds me of Bull rom Night Court.
❤ yes!
Very funny! (He looks left and right so often like windshield wipers... its... hypnotic.. )
Glad someone else noticed how fast he pans the room 😂
Shots at the toy store! The man is a genius!
Seth Knorr is soooo funny. 😂😂😂
Thanks!
The shots for the kids was gold!
Thanks!
I think it's really nice to listen to this dry bar comedy. It's not like all that OTHER comedy that doesn't suck.
This diss was cleverly written and I'm not mad at it.
That crowd has no idea how good the jokes are.
You are very kind!
Good stuff, clean jokes. Well done
Thanks!
Great bit. For anyone who is wondering, the gluten free soap is for people with celiac disease. I have a friend who has it so bad, he starts to have a reaction just being in a room where bread is being baked.
I had a lady demand gluten free. I asked her if she had celiac disease. She said no. I asked her what her problem was because my girl was celiac. She shut up quick.
That’s horrible ☹️
First World Problem? 10,000 years of eating wheat bread... And now it kills us?
@@rachaelsdaddontdrink It isn't just because of celiac disease.... it only affects a small percentage of people. What is likely happening is that the glyphosate and other chemicals used on conventional wheat is destroying the intestinal lining in people and creating leaky gut syndrome which triggers allergic responses. Heavy metals do the same thing... I can't eat wheat, dairy, tomato, soy, and potatoes now without issues. It sucks. I miss pizza.
Mary had a little man.. 😂. An ol' gal in her 70s kept mixing up the words during choir practice.. 🤣😁.. we couldn't help but laugh 😆.
She goes: "What, What!! What you all laughing bout?
This guy is funny! The decision to have kids based on the ad claiming he could feed a child for 50 cents a day. 😆
How did her come up with that? The minds of comics are really genius.
Edit: *he* not _her_
Also, this was sarcasm, it's an old joke
Must be a baby alive 😜
The 5 cent a day thing is probably based upon the adds claiming that starving children in less developed countries can be fed for that much money.
@@justinweatherford8129 first off, if the household is on a budget of less than a dollar a day, you kinda have to assume the food budget has to be 25¢ per person, or lower. So five cents would increase the kids food intake by at least 20%. A charity would lose it's tax status if it was found to be lying about work they weren't performing, in order to raise money
Secondly, the phrase used in those adds tends to be "when you donate (usually it's a $20 per month subscription) you can *help* ensure a child like [whatever the kid on tv at the time has been named by the commercial's producer] never goes hungry" or "... *help* make sure kids like [kids name] get the full education that they deserve."
Third up, he is a comedian. His entire job is based on exaggerating things to the point of absurdity to make an audience laugh. The advertisement he referred to that claimed _"you can completely feed Starvin Marvin for a nickel a day" in the timeline he gave, its likely never even existed outside of his joke. What is far more likely is that he saw something that asked for a small donation to make a huge difference in the lives of people who don't have any Starbucks near, let alone enough spend $9 and completely twisted it into what he imagined would get the audience to laugh
Finally, and this one relates to the last one, how many times have you heard a Comedian say "just a few days ago, I was with [whoever], and [the most ridiculous and obviously fake concept] happened to me"
I'm falling asleep, I hope I made some sort of sense
I was just coming to the comment section to see people destroying this guy for being awful. Imagine my surprise to see 115 thumbs up to a “this guy is funny” comment.
I went to prison in Arizona for spitting on a cop in April 2000, 1st offense-9 months in Arizona Department of Corrections not county jail. Going to prison truly is easier than you think.
Amazing because usually a sentence less than a year is served in jail. What kind of programs were you offered?
I usually watch these stand up comedies at the speed of 1.5
Really nice! Try it
I am in stitches 😹😩😭. Wow.
The joke about the little boy blaming his sister for peeing in his pull up.... My sister actually did that with our dog.
"Did you poop your pants?"
" No ...Rascal done it."
Original and Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you!
Thanks!
A good laugh. Thanks, man.
Good laffs. Nice set. Thanks
Thank you!
This guy is funny. I enjoyed him.
This was fantastic clean humor
Amazing job
Thanks!
@@sethknorr1 your welcome
I love this guy!!!
Thanks!
Dirt poor means you can't afford grass.
The solution is to plant a few flowers.
😂 funny guy
Thanks!
I'm sure that he's teasing about home schooled students having to clean around the house. I home schooled our son from Kindergarten to 8Th grade and he Never cleaned any part of the house except his own room. And that wasn't any time except in the evening or weekend. I've Never known a home schooling family that their kids cleaned the house instead of studying. I guess I'm protesting too much. He's Bound to have been just teasing about that. 😊
Clever
This guy was funny! Don't know what other people are talking about, great set!
Thank you!
Lovely poem! Loved him.
Why did you eat me🙈😂😂😂 I thought I was gonna die! 💀
light up shoes joke was hilarious
The Huckleberry Finn bit.😅😅😅
Xcellent, made my evening fun!
Thanks!
He rolled a bunch of dad jokes into one.
Nothing wrong with using the same rag on the sink and the toilet...... Just wash the sink first...... Duh haha
"open the door we live in a barn" why did he say that like weird al from amish paradise? 😂
.... I came up to a "Do Not Pass" sign so I stopped, what now?
LoL
The hotel where he was born? And people does breeze by that like that was normal in Utah. Lol.
You are brilliant....I laughed, literally out loud. LOVE that underlying message against the annoying characters kids love. You're really good.
Thank you!
Flo-rida joke got me good 😆
T Diddy. Come on. That good. No doubt.. brilliant
Johnny hits the pavement at 762m per second. I did the math
Janitorial Arts, hilarious 😂😂😂
I love his humor. I love gluten free soup, I'm a Celiac so I have to have gluten free food.
👏 brilliant, homeschooling jokes
The emotions of dry bar =
*Dry bar notification*
*watches*
*sad it’s over*
Consistently good clips on this channel!
That estimate was way off!!! Seth you’re on your way!
Thanks!
Love this guy, awesome!!
NO JOKE that car thing literally happened to us when I was like 6 I had twinkle toes shoes that lit up red and blue and it was night abs my mom thought we were being pulled over
Yea, that used to drive me crazy. I’m the mom, so thinking I was getting pulled over was stress inducing.😎😜
wow red and blue , that is fantastic ! as an old homeowner i found these lightbulbs that rotate and have red and blue flashing lights , there is a magnify aspect to them so it kind of looks disco in a large area . i flick my front porch and pole light out front on from inside when kids speed down the street.also i do have cameras so i get to watch them lock the brakes up .
I love his take on global warming: winter and summer. Right on!
This man is a very Funny guy
Thanks!
His daughter was spot on, "Awkward." and, you never know... :(
Hilariously funny and with no swear words or other inappropriate comment. That's a win!
Thanks!
Yes..big jab to Brady... Amen
Thanks for Teaching Common Folks at EQUAL levels
This is actually pretty good. His material is the best part, but the delivery is somewhat lacking; the over-regular pauses and lack of transitions (I've seen many comics on here use movement as a way to do this, but to be quite honest the right-left-center head turn really doesn't work after the third time).
I'm in agreement with you.
His facial reactions are gold. I feel like he’s used to doing that head turn thing so everyone in the audience gets a chance to see it. It makes sense that he tours churches.
But guys don’t need to do that when you have such high end cameras with multiple angles. Some comics probably aren’t used to drybar quality production.
@@MountainViewChurchFlagstaffAZ Maybe. The too-regular intervals for his jokes were probably more of a problem; I just think varying his movements would be a way to help transition without the unhelpful rhythm.
@@robertlewis6915 agreed
I agree. Hell, MY delivery is better. Unfortunately, it’s my material that sucks.
This guy is very funny and awesome also I can't stop laughing at this
Thanks!
Ok spell cheater..Tom Brady!! DiD anyone have too write this down..🤣😂😅
This made my day 🤣🤣🤣💃 seth you too good ❤️
Thanks!
“It is God’s word so hop to it “😂
Yay!
I love how CZcams is trying translate Yay
Entertaining stuff.
Comedian is pretty funny. Dude reminds me of grown version of Caillou.
LOL
I really enjoyed this! 🍊
Freaking hilarious
Thanks!
Lost in Translation-Froot Loops is not even a "good breakfast". Liked the one-liners and the closing joke.
He's hilarious! That was some free stress reliever. James 2:17. Haha! Whilst said in jest, the cleaning lady using one rag in different areas is 100% true.
Thanks!
@@sethknorr1 hey, Yuletide greetings to the man himself! Cheers.
Your wife is right a the cleaning. I saw tha happening at San Francisco Airport.
"Arnj" Never heard orange pronounced quite that way before.
Good jokes.
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He is very funny
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Math magicians!🙀🤣🙀
Tole paper? 🤣
Very funny.
He's Good😂😂😂
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He said his son was born at a hotel. 😬
I know - right?
Did he mean to say “hospital” … or did they check into a hotel to have a home birth and not have to clean up? 😉
Except his wife re-cleans hotel rooms ...
I caught that too
Yes, he did. I'm guessing it was unplanned birth not actually a c-section even though he told his son he came out of a tummy. But I was a little confused. He was ok to watch for free on yt, but I wouldn't go for a paid gig.
@@everynewdayisablessing8509 If his wife gave birth expectedly at a hotel, maybe he should have talked about that. It sounds like a funnier story than any of the ones he told.
@@everynewdayisablessing8509No one thought it was a C-section. He said “tummy” 1) to make the joke work and 2) avoid going into detail with a small child.
Maybe the daughter DOES know those words she’s using…. Since she’s using them in the right context😊
Funny 🤣🤣🤣
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
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Funny
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@@sethknorr1 Sick as a dog with covid thanks for taking my mind off of my eggs and pains and headaches
@@theresarathell4686 you’re welcome. Feel better!
I love your style
Thanks!
This dude can't stop turning his head every 1.2 seconds lol
No doubt$$$$