Canada Is Building A Wall. Dylan Mandlsohn - Full Special
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- čas přidán 13. 01. 2021
- Canada is building a wall, or at least thats what Dylan Mandlsohn says in his first Dry Bar Comedy special. Whether you are a fan of Canada, or whether you know nothing about it, this full Dry Bar Comedy special from Dylan Mandlsohn is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish as you slowly start to realize how much about Canada you don't know.
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Once I gave a crying small boy on my airline flight my orchid blossom to hold "because my flower is scared and he needs a friend to take care of him." He quieted immediately and took his new responsibilities very seriously.
Hmmm...good idea. Maybe I should bring a flower w/me on future flights. 🤔
@@nermalsturf : I just happened to have a flower with me, and I was desperate for a solution. You can try anything that comes into your head.
I will say that the mother looked at me with real gratitude in her eyes.
Oh my god, what a great idea! I’m going to try that too. You don’t know the nightmare I’ve been put through in doctor’s waiting rooms.
That is so sweet. I'm gonna go stock up on orchids.
Ah I 💛 you
That one lady dying of laughter kills me
Oh my God, she sounds like she's losing her mind.
She's drunk
Her laugh is contagious
@@heyitsnayaa6736 she's making me laugh as much as he is!!
That lady is in the audience a lot which makes me wonder if she works there....she’s a gem.
Man, this guy is hilarious. I'm one of those Seniors living below poverty level, hoping for another Stimulus Check...My old TV blew up last May, & without any entertainment and no car, I've become more attached to my cell phone. Thank God that I found this CZcams channel to help brighten my day. Dry Bar Comedy is a life saver! 😄🎈
"Cruises are Walmart on water" is genius!
As a native of Rogers, AR, I am deeply offended
@Robert Schwartz yeah, that was freaking hilarious! 😂 🤣
@@BenK1122 , as a native of AR you should be ashamed that your impoverished coal reliant state supported Trump.
@@anitamoody350 Excuse me?
My Dad's from Louisville & my mother just accepted it when he said he was from Lulvul until she asked him to spell it & said, 'Oh, you're from LOUISville! Why didn't you say so?'
It isn't lulvul, it's looahvul.
😂
"Thank you but we're building a wall ."
🤣🤣🤣
This guy has a rubber face! lmao he's great, cant wait to see more in the future!
"I'm gonna flip it over baby.." his lips I'm dead
Like Jim Carrey!
I’m from Alabama and “Roll Tide” is the official way to answer all questions and also a greeting. 😂
I'm glad someone spelled it out, I had no idea what the fiddlestick they were saying! 🤣
@@Lavenderrose73 😂 is actually 2 words. But they will say it so fast that it sounds like one... as most things they say. There’s stuff my aunts and uncles said when I younger that I’m just now translating. 😂
I’m a hockey fan...NHL...Tampa Bay Lightning. I made my friend and her family become pseudo fans after my husband’s death...thus I agreed to be a ‘Bama fan (unless they were playing my Gators). Roll Tide, Roll!
And I feel compelled to add...
Ala-freakin-bama!!!
@@SunshineBrooks oh wow! 🤣 Yeah, once in awhile something can take a lifetime to finally come together because it was so jumbled up to begin with!
I can't not say it!
"can't even master peekaboo" That's when I lost it the first time.
4:44 for those who want to watch the bit Chantelle New is referring to. SO good!
Let's face it peekaboo is pretty complicated for an average American.
@@kevinstruke1031 ouch.
"A degree in Drama is like majoring in poverty." LOLOLOL
Prime Minister of Canada studied what? Worked as a substitute teacher in what area? (Total shame).
@@doogleticker5183
He's a hellava lot better as leader for one day than Trump was in USA for 4.
@@selah71 4 days?
@@MammalianCreature
I wish! Four days would have been less destructive than the 4yrs he had.
I have three degrees: French, Spanish, and Liberal Studies. I make 15 dollars an hour lol.
When I was in the army my wife came to visit me at Fort Knox and almost missed the bus back to Louisville because of the way the announcer announced it.
Dude, this guy has the same energy Jim Carry has when he did Standup. I really hope this guy gets big cause I'd love to see the movies he'd be doing.
Dylan needs to be put in a movie, he’s really good.
Someone is dying of laughter and it is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
this is one of the best animators of facial expressions ever
Travis Dailey And voices!!
I have not seen anyone master facial expressions like this since Jim Carrey! So glad I found this vid and this comic... he's truly awesome!!! Loved this set!
jim is canadian too! coincidence? hehe.
@@joohoneybun It must be something in the water!! lol
Another face and sound master was Michel Courtemanche from Québec. Unreal. Check it out.
@@danrobichaud I will.. thank you! 👍
Fellow Canadians here! 🇨🇦
hello fellow canadian here too
His facial expressions are so impressive and his jokes are hilarious! I laughed the whole time! Some jokes I was like woah, but they are clean just a bit edgier but of course he always asks, “is that too much for you?” It makes one think, and have a sense of humor.
Yes, exactly!
This is by far the funniest comedian I have ever seen on Dry Bar Comedy. Funny AF. Please have more of this guy.
Agreed! He may be a bit much for the target audience, but this is the first time I literally LOL'ed at anyone on Dry Bar.
@@Rico_G Agree, I watch a lot of them, and enjoy them, but rarely literally laugh out loud.
Thos guy is great! Have you seen either of Shayne Smith's sets? He's really good, too
@@ScottieD813 Face tattoo guy? He's the other one I like!
@@Rico_G yes! He was one of the first people I had watched from DBC and I actually downloaded the app right after I watched his set. TBH, I can only think of 1 set from DB that I didn't particularly care for; the rest have all been great. And in all actuality, I can't even think of 2 that I didn't like, I just know there was at least 1 and I don't even remember who it was. Got lost in the shuffle of amazing comedians. Haha. They sure know how to pick them. So much talent passes through that place, it's incredible
His face. That is impressive and it was hilarious 🤣👏👏👏
Ahh man, if COVID didn't kill the cruise lines, that "WalMart on water" joke did.
They got bailed out
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@stevenldoe7838 gooood one! i had to read it twice but yah, got it. GOOD ONE!!
cruise lines aren't registered US companies ... BUT can push fake for US congressional funding.
the "WalMart on water" was pure truth.
Never been on one, now I don’t want too! Haha
The woman that started her laugh after he said "exhausted mom coma" I died
His face expressions kill me.
He really did jim carrey's grinch as the devil, and all I can give him is props
They scared me. That's not normal. lol
What he can do to his face is amazing.
Lol hahaha same
*FAB.. face contortions while imitating his player friend's voice/mannerisms n' such* =
p-r-i-c-e-l-e-s-s!! Thank you for featuring this outstanding comic...please have him back.
This guy has more impressions, dialects, and incredible physicality than any comedian I've seen since Robin Williams. Wow!
Ummmmm then you need to watch more comedy. Dudes impressions sucked. And is nowhere near funny enough to even be mentioned in the same sentence as Robin Williams. Maybe Jimmy Williams (whoever that is.)
Jim Carey's facial transformations came to mind.
@@brycehipp5925 Thank you. He’s not funny.
@@graceamerican3558 He actually is funny
@@rebekaheastman3279 Your opinion. Okay.
This guy reminds me of Mitchell from "Modern Family".
How has no one else mentioned this!!!
yes!!!
Outstanding delivery.
“Cuz I don’t want to take care of this kid” 😂😂 the truth loll
This guy is hilarious!! Loved every minute. I'm from BC 🇨🇦 !!!
It’s funny how we criticize Americans for being all “America is the best” but we’re just as patriotic but more humble about it. Only difference is we’re actually better 🤪
Walmart on water.... very funny
I knew he meant Louisville as soon as he made the noise.
Yep
What he said
I live in Lexington ky.. and we all say louisville that way because we love to make fun of them.
Exactly LoL
He’s not exaggerating about how they pronounce Louisville.
He’s not far wrong about what the devil is too!
What? You’re kidding. No way people seriously pronounce it as a gag reflex.
Loovul is a correct pronunciation. We’ve got more important things to do than enunciate. 😉
@@HappyHonee then spell it Loovul!
@@NatandGeorge try not to pass out, but we also have a town here called Versailles and we pronounce it just like it’s spelled - Ver-sells. Lol we do what we want!
Walmart on water was hilarious!!
''so I'm single " The Timing
This guy is awesome! Genuinely laughed out loud 🤣 and my jaw was starting to feel painful from laughter.. It's been a while since I felt that - and now I know just how much I missed it. Thank-you!
You can tell he has fun while performing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Facial expressions, dialects, and delivery… very enjoyable 😁😁
I was in Tennessee and visiting a cave, I was talking to the guide and she was very interested, she asked if it was cold. I told her not all the time, in the summer in Montréal it'll go as high as 35 degrees outside! She was very shocked I thought that was hot, took me a while to realize that to US people, 35f is where water becomes liquid, not a hot balmy 35c summer day, lol
When it's 32f that's the only time I know what the metric temperature is without talking to my phone. (She says it's 11.1c right now.)
@@Psychol-Snooper (˚F - 32) ÷ 9 x 5 = ˚C ˚C ÷ 5 x 9 + 32 = ˚F
Full disclosure: My dad was a mathematics prof. Sorry.
Even worse: I typed all of that out just using the keys between the ~ key and the -> key 'cause I'm an honest nerd.
@@cuttwice3905 Well... I hold two PhDs, but also have dyscalculia. You might as well have typed that out in Sanskrit for all my brain is concerned. How lucky I am to have lived in the age of talking computers, and methylphenidate. XD
35° > balmy in the prairies.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
First time seeing Dylan Mandlsohn perform but I'm sure I'll be seeing more from this guy. Hilarious!
Lol the Minnesota accent is the closest thing we have to the Canadian accent.
French? 😆
Buffalo? Does everyone just forget about that city when they turn football off?
Isn't North Dakota similar to Minnesota? I'm just thinking of the actors in Fargo
trust me, its an east coast thing....
@@AdjustinThings I'm from NH and I went to a trade school with a woman from Mississippi. She had a thick, deep southern accent and she stated that she thought we would all talk like we were from Boston but she was surprised when she came up here because, in her words, "Y'all talk like you're on TV!" Haha. I'll never forget that conversation
I think I'd like to visit Provo . These guys have no trouble laughing at themselves . I find that very refreshing . Dylan's funny as h e double hockey sticks. (trying to keep it clean for these nice people ) LOL
I can tell this dude is gonna be great
This guy is hilarious.. im crying...
dude same im dead
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣
SAME SAME☠️🤣😂🤣😂
The Louisville and Alabama joke was so funny, OMG...
And true! I instinctual said roll tide after the first Alabama and then proceeded to die laughing.
Walmart on water ...🤣🤣🤣
The cruise piece was hilarious 🤣
It so reminded me of my sister in law!
Walmart on water!
Laughed so hard I gave myself a headache...WORTH IT, BRING THIS GUY BACK AFTER PANDEMIC HE IS A NORTH AMERICA TREASURE
Canadian
@@kitchenerleslie6177yes North America. Canada is on the continent called North America.
@@georgepreston474 Are you twelve? You want a cookie there Tips?
Wow. He's awesome. That arts and drama degree might have been good for something...
He is hilarious. I lost it when he said boo meow 🤦🏾♀️🤣
Finally y'all put his special on CZcams. He's hilarious and I loved him on the app.
The crowd's laughter and appreciation made this even more enjoyable. What a gifted comedian!
He was great, very funny . Yay Canada 🇵🇪
That's not canadians flag
This is 🇨🇦 :)
Wrong flag.
🇨🇦 oooops lol sorry old age getting the better of my eye sight
The buttons on his shirt are fighting for their lives😂
Love it. From Alabama...Roll Tide!
Gemini twin jesus Christmas joke, awesome
this is waaaay better than i expected it would be! great accents/impressions, great facial expressions, great everything
Agreed.
When ‘parents’ ALLOW their kids to be ANNOYING, they should have to pay for everyone’s RUINED experience.
Breeders and their disgusting entitled mindsets, so. Gross.
😆🤣😂 .. Omg 😲😱 He's Not Lying about the Cruise Ship food and people Situation 😏😬🥴
Oh man you have my ribs hurt. I’m glad you’re not a peaceful well mannered Canadian. LOL. God bless you man. Keep doing what you do and you’re gonna be famous as all get out.
From Minnesota: lol the tater-tot accent. You betcha!
This guy is great!!! So talented well done 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Wow, thank you Dylan! This was my first time seeing you. Your facial expressions are amazing, and your style unique enough to make people remember you. Going to keep an eye out for you live in Chicago (when we're all free again).😳
Toddlers love finger puppets and story books, those work like a charm to keep them calm! They are so portable and easy to use! Parents should plan better ways to care for their toddlers while in flight. I recommend that parents keep snacks flowing, have supplies for teething/ ear pressure relief and a cozy blanket to snuggle with . Toddlers only cry due to hunger, being tired, pain/discomfort or frustration due to boredom. Plan ahead for it people!
The kid from mad magazine. Had me on the floor . Great job A.
His impressions are amazing.I want more!
"Sitting there in this exaughsted mom comma" OMFG YES! I have witnessed this AND experienced this!
Dry Bar is saving my life right now. For what it's worth.
So, I’m guessing his luggage never made it to Utah, and he had to borrow a shirt? I keep expecting a button to pop and ping someone in the eye.
We kept getting peek-a-boo shots of his chest!🤣
This guy is just flat-out hilarious with his imitations and storylines >ヮ< Can't stop laughing to save my life! ^^
This guy should be mega famous! Great accents & voice work, plus writing, stage presence etc. Just needs a shirt that fits LOL
Great set! ✔💯👏😂
Wal-Mart on water!!!!!!!😂
Certified Gold!!!!!😎
WAY MORE OF THIS GUY.
Cruise ships...Walmart on water ROFL!
BRAVO...very brilliant stuff. You hit so many nails on the head you could have built a house. 👍
He is fantastic!
“Was that too much for you guys?” LOL!
This is in my top 3 of all the funniest comedians on here.
Who’s your other two?? 😊
He looks like a real life "Peanut" from Jeff Dunham's brigade
I'm so grateful for DryBar Comedy. There are comedians i NEVER EVER could have enjoyed because we don't have the guaranteed clean-comedy option anywhere else.
My stomach hurts from laughing so hard ! dude, you are funny as hell ! MORE !! Give us MORE !
Love this guy!
Dam this guy killed it from beginning to end!
Great set, I laugh so hard the whole time.
This guy's amazing with physical comedy 😂
His black guy impression sounds like a black gay Austin Powers, and his devil impression sounds like if Santa was a vampire
And both were pure comic genius
How do you know his friend was a black guy?
@@pyro5263 Exactly.
"Alabama.... 'Row' Tide!" Loved it!!!! SO FUNNY!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
This dude..... SO SO FUNNY! havent laughed like that since bill burr well done man 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Vanilla-Burr, with a side of Carrey
Yes! I saw the Carrey instantly, and this is a solid comparison 👍🏻
Loved the accents. And timing. Louisville, Alabama laughed out loud. Couldn't stop laughing. His impressions. right on! And the crying baby skit..It's all hysterical!
Anyone else have the thought of Jim carrey while watching this!?😀
Yes. This guy is very funny. I hope he has tremendous success.
During the act he sounded and looked like Bill Burr when he does the female voice.
@@oscarsusan3834 oh! Bill Burr is one of my fav. Stand up comedian.
“Alabama tourettes” LOL and I’m from Alabama
"is he looking out of my window??," honestly yes! I never understood that!
The reason they ask you to pull up the shades on the plane before and during take off landing is the following... If the plane crashes during take off or landing then rescue can see through the windows if the shades are up.
Dylan is incredible 🇨🇦🍀
You should hear what Kentuckians do to "Versailles"!
Oklahomans pronounce Miami My Ama
@@anthonylawson2275 : Oklahomans pronounce Missouri "Miss-ourah"
This guy is the funniest. Like Seinfeld, everyday life is hilarious 🤣
I’d watch this guy’s show :)
pilot should've said "If someone doesn't shut that kid up i swear i'm turning this back do test me. "
I believe this is someone to keep an eye on.... I laughed til my stomach hurt! So much talent!!
This gentleman is so talented.
You may need that wall soon!
This guy is amazing 😂😂🤣🤣 home run Dry bar....home run🤙