Joe Rogan Wants Everyone to Smoke Weed - Joe Rogan: Rocky Mountain High - Uncensored

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  • Joe Rogan claims that the most staunch anti-drug activists actually need weed the most and gets freaked out by the multiverse.
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  • @sotriggered5201
    @sotriggered5201 Před 5 lety +12158

    This guy looks like he should start a podcast or something

    • @TheRealNapalm1.0
      @TheRealNapalm1.0 Před 4 lety +104

      So Triggered I bet it would do pretty well .

    • @UsuallyCully
      @UsuallyCully Před 4 lety +53

      Aakash Mash I think he already knows that

    • @sotriggered5201
      @sotriggered5201 Před 4 lety +101

      Aakash Mash ya that was the joke 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

    • @TheRealNapalm1.0
      @TheRealNapalm1.0 Před 4 lety +22

      Aakash Mash really? What’s it called ?

    • @shortcut3517
      @shortcut3517 Před 4 lety +46

      @@aakash950 r/woosh

  • @RaulHernandez-qe2kv
    @RaulHernandez-qe2kv Před 4 lety +5225

    This guy looks like he knows a thing or two about DMT

    • @MrAlipatik
      @MrAlipatik Před 4 lety +17

      yeah seems like he saw the machine elves.. lmao!

    • @sharonmurphy3757
      @sharonmurphy3757 Před 4 lety +9

      C,Mon with all the rehashed comments...be original

    • @sarcasmic7478
      @sarcasmic7478 Před 4 lety +21

      Nah he’s pretty anti-drugs :/

    • @ahmedal-madani5303
      @ahmedal-madani5303 Před 4 lety +10

      @@sarcasmic7478
      I almost get wooshed by your comment
      Nice profile name

    • @loneyokai
      @loneyokai Před 4 lety +2

      Raul Hernandez LMAO

  • @jacksonhowell7242
    @jacksonhowell7242 Před 4 lety +1253

    "Pot cookie, airplane, that's a religious experience" LOL I BET

    • @RichFirever12
      @RichFirever12 Před 4 lety +4

      Jackson Howell lmfao! That’s scary bro

    • @muffledp1073
      @muffledp1073 Před 4 lety +53

      Did this once. It's super important to time it, so that it doesn't hit you in the middle of security 😂

    • @bluestripsceno603
      @bluestripsceno603 Před 3 lety +2

      Dion waiters knows

    • @joeygold24
      @joeygold24 Před 3 lety +6

      @@muffledp1073 nah man i take it before i leave home, its the only way i can deal with the whole process anymore lol

    • @muffledp1073
      @muffledp1073 Před 3 lety +2

      @@joeygold24 fair bro fair 😂

  • @snoopy5456
    @snoopy5456 Před 4 lety +1960

    Him talking about paranoia and saying "THAT'S THE BEST PART" is me

  • @jessem166
    @jessem166 Před 6 lety +3261

    Jamie, pull that up.

  • @TiMSKiii
    @TiMSKiii Před 5 lety +1079

    *Joe "Get On Weed" Rogan*

    • @romancultist6089
      @romancultist6089 Před 3 lety +2

      Papa "wearing out stolen jokes like an adolescent boy" Timmy

    • @chriswright8114
      @chriswright8114 Před 3 lety +1

      I think you spelled DMT wrong

    • @Antr01d
      @Antr01d Před 3 lety

      Ok, Joe

    • @jonathanday4553
      @jonathanday4553 Před 3 lety

      @itsme please. For me? Just once? A small, safe dose. The only safety concern is you changing your mind. I promise.

    • @andrewpariat9263
      @andrewpariat9263 Před 3 lety

      Vs Dana *"Get the coke "* white

  • @waynedavis7955
    @waynedavis7955 Před 2 lety +595

    45 years smoking what we called "Weed" back in the 70's has kept me sane in an insane world

    • @znshajbs
      @znshajbs Před 2 lety +21

      i think somehow the highness is always the same as back in the 70s. You just bought more weed with less money and smoked more, and now even if the weed got more thc you get tolerance. So basically people hit the sweet spot regardless

    • @carlospc223
      @carlospc223 Před 2 lety

      Dope!

    • @BrendonMartinStarr
      @BrendonMartinStarr Před 2 lety

      @@mmoj416 the thing is weed isn’t organic no more. All dispensaries touch it and put pgrs on it so it damages your brain and fucks with your high.

    • @captainmoretokin2172
      @captainmoretokin2172 Před 2 lety

      @@mmoj416 ; and not so dangerous to get high jack off and fall asleep.

    • @martinjugolin2087
      @martinjugolin2087 Před 2 lety +2

      I've never tried it & I have underestimated it, how is it? I'm 18

  • @timmythesicko4841
    @timmythesicko4841 Před 5 lety +556

    pot cookie on an airplane? never done that. i have however been on a rollercoaster on lsd, and that kinda made me think about what ive been doing with my life

    • @TheOriginalFloridaMan
      @TheOriginalFloridaMan Před 5 lety +18

      Tyler Taylor been there dude and i dont like rollercoasters sober, idk ehat i was thinking lmao

    • @zampy8706
      @zampy8706 Před 4 lety +28

      Ik I’m late, but how was that trip? Did you really enjoy the coasters? I love roller coasters and acid, but together it seems like it’d be tough.

    • @mynameisj978
      @mynameisj978 Před 4 lety +12

      Imagine to die in that roller-coaster and believe how acid just hit you too hard

    • @kingvince7328
      @kingvince7328 Před 4 lety +29

      There is no way any of you guys actually did that and enjoyed it. I call bullshit.

    • @thomaspappas8946
      @thomaspappas8946 Před 4 lety +108

      Lsd on a rollercoaster while getting blown by a chick and listening to a Jordan Peterson e-book

  • @SuperHoneyOil
    @SuperHoneyOil Před 6 lety +2737

    Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan

  • @BAZZAROU812
    @BAZZAROU812 Před 6 lety +3283

    Joe "Gator Roll" Rogan

  • @its_me_dave
    @its_me_dave Před 4 lety +173

    The coffee was a key element in controlling the slide.

  • @A.C.71
    @A.C.71 Před 4 lety +46

    His explanation of infinity is exactly what one would expect from someone who is high all the time.

  • @skinnister
    @skinnister Před 5 lety +442

    I'm glad I found Joe, I absolutly adore his thought process with life and everything. Dude is a legend.

    • @robinsarchiz
      @robinsarchiz Před rokem +5

      Joe is the new Jesus. I'm glad I found him too. We know he lives in our hearts and loves us just as we are. In the name of Jamie, Joe Rogan, and the holy spirit - amen.

    • @RR-kh9fv
      @RR-kh9fv Před 6 měsíci

      @@robinsarchizI can’t tell if you’re sarcastic but hell yeah

  • @thenotoriousdig610
    @thenotoriousdig610 Před 6 lety +1852

    Joe Rogan - UFC Commentator By Day, Theoretical Physicist By Night

    • @virenvs905
      @virenvs905 Před 6 lety +4

      amit banai
      He never fought in the UFC.

    • @thenotoriousdig610
      @thenotoriousdig610 Před 6 lety +32

      i wanna say i confused the words "Fighter" and "Commentator"
      but I think I'm less of an idiot if I just say I thought he was a fighter

    • @bstathatos1
      @bstathatos1 Před 6 lety +46

      All day

    • @Badge-dr7rv
      @Badge-dr7rv Před 6 lety +4

      amit banai Theoretical comedian as well.

    • @thes.spinfish1072
      @thes.spinfish1072 Před 6 lety

      Viren vs I thought he was a fighter, but stoped because he couldn’t smoke

  • @sh4312
    @sh4312 Před 4 lety +51

    Joe "Nut on your own chest and gator roll" Rogan

  • @el_swifty0002
    @el_swifty0002 Před 4 lety +309

    This guy looks like he gets the same 100 comments in every comment section

    • @iamlight9198
      @iamlight9198 Před 4 lety +8

      Underatted comment

    • @chrisc.1005
      @chrisc.1005 Před 4 lety +9

      El_swifty 000 “THIS GUY SHOULD PROBABLY START A PODCAST”

    • @jvscf
      @jvscf Před 4 lety +2

      including this one...

    • @keenzbeanz6706
      @keenzbeanz6706 Před 3 lety +1

      "This guy" Do you live under a rock?

    • @jaytxa2791
      @jaytxa2791 Před 3 lety

      @@keenzbeanz6706 do you not have the part of the bargain that picks up on a joke?

  • @Dumpster
    @Dumpster Před 6 lety +2066

    Weed, nut, sleep is the only schedule everybody should follow

    • @bruceclark6365
      @bruceclark6365 Před 5 lety +278

      Change it up Bro. Life is bigger than that

    • @janzacharias3680
      @janzacharias3680 Před 5 lety +446

      @@bruceclark6365 yea sometimes its nut, weed, sleep

    • @bruceclark6365
      @bruceclark6365 Před 5 lety +121

      @@janzacharias3680 I am a stoner myself. But went from smoking twice a day to currently smoking twice a month

    • @akamk18
      @akamk18 Před 4 lety +22

      @@bruceclark6365 tips?

    • @royalewithcheese1604
      @royalewithcheese1604 Před 4 lety +7

      I agree

  • @hamhi98
    @hamhi98 Před 6 lety +127

    he talk to his audience like he talks to people on his podcast lol

    • @GrahamPablo
      @GrahamPablo Před 4 lety +12

      Ty Nation lol not at all. He is way more fast paced and rigid on stage while in the studio he’s totally mellow and loosey goosy

  • @sincitychris
    @sincitychris Před 4 lety +21

    This standup was easily one of Rogan’s best

  • @steadyrow
    @steadyrow Před 2 lety +10

    It's strange how he's a great comic, but an infinitely better podcast host. Like, he's that good.

    • @cjossell23
      @cjossell23 Před 2 lety

      "infinitely" I see what you did there lmao

  • @No-1.In.Particular
    @No-1.In.Particular Před 6 lety +2777

    He looks really on edge on stage, totally not like him on the podcast.

    • @MrComano
      @MrComano Před 6 lety +526

      probably because he takes a joint before a podcast

    • @hunteralan2165
      @hunteralan2165 Před 6 lety +169

      Joe “Alpha Brain” Rogan

    • @justin5368
      @justin5368 Před 6 lety +582

      I think that’s his stage persona. Really stiff and everything. It works, in my opinion. Great timing on each joke.

    • @Groplin
      @Groplin Před 6 lety +140

      Cocaine is one hell of a drug

    • @thed00d81
      @thed00d81 Před 6 lety +163

      Probably because in the podcast he only talks to 2 people versus him talking to 50 people here while also trying to make them laugh

  • @aleks5717
    @aleks5717 Před 6 lety +82

    Love what awareness Joe brings to marijuana in such a hilarious fashion

  • @CadenBradleyMusic
    @CadenBradleyMusic Před 4 lety +34

    I’ve never really seen his comedy and holy fuck, he is so god damn funny😂

  • @CaliforniaCarpenter7
    @CaliforniaCarpenter7 Před 3 lety +7

    When I first started watching JRE and Joe said he was a comedian I hopped on CZcams and started watching sets and clips of his comedy. This was like 2009 and back then I said Joe wasn’t a good comedian. But these days his stuff is up there with my favorites and he has advanced a tremendous amount! Joe is the ultimate hard worker.

  • @TheHolyMackarel
    @TheHolyMackarel Před 6 lety +288

    Joe "above us is a giant fireball" Rogan

  • @thine-be-the-ghoul
    @thine-be-the-ghoul Před 6 lety +2313

    I can't wait for that podcast with Elon Musk.

    • @vabp8985
      @vabp8985 Před 6 lety +39

      Bellum Omnes wait, is that shit really happening??

    • @thine-be-the-ghoul
      @thine-be-the-ghoul Před 6 lety +41

      Victor Bastos yeah man

    • @goatneck
      @goatneck Před 6 lety +9

      what? ... is it confirmed? how do we know?

    • @ktge5050
      @ktge5050 Před 6 lety +70

      Holy Hand Grenades Elon Musk deserves as many hand jobs as he’d like. He’s doing his part to make the world a better place.

    • @jpwmoore
      @jpwmoore Před 6 lety +29

      Elon is a tool. Born rich will stay rich. Buys other people's almost finished projects and slaps his name on it. He is a modern Edison. Ask his first wife and five kids what kind of a man he is. By the way she's the one he calls a starter wife. Really great guy.

  • @legenarymaster3696
    @legenarymaster3696 Před 5 lety +281

    Its my first time tripping on acid and this video will influence the rest of my life. God Damn.

    • @toxicpickle5339
      @toxicpickle5339 Před 4 lety +11

      Legenary Master hahahahahhah

    • @jeezy4764
      @jeezy4764 Před 4 lety +12

      Good job brother

    • @donovanm5128
      @donovanm5128 Před 4 lety +6

      Legenary Master How did it go?

    • @legenarymaster3696
      @legenarymaster3696 Před 4 lety +48

      @@donovanm5128 I had one of those religious experiences and now my philosophy is depression is pointless.

    • @donovanm5128
      @donovanm5128 Před 4 lety +21

      Legenary Master That’s what I like to hear man acid helped me get over depression too. Not the first time but it eventually helped me get over it almost completely.

  • @blinkth3dog
    @blinkth3dog Před rokem +7

    I cried laughing at the gator roll.

  • @BeauGoesGaming
    @BeauGoesGaming Před 6 lety +30

    “In the middle of the slide he took a sip of coffee” 😂😂😂

  • @Tobyee
    @Tobyee Před 6 lety +131

    *"Pull it up, Jamie"*

  • @jomiguides
    @jomiguides Před 3 lety +16

    Everyone who is telling you to stop weed needs it the most😂

    • @unknownuser6124
      @unknownuser6124 Před 3 lety +4

      They either never done it or there sad and People tell em lies

    • @larrytate1657
      @larrytate1657 Před 3 lety

      Nah weeds not for everyone.

    • @bageda3109
      @bageda3109 Před 3 lety +1

      @@larrytate1657 in comfortable enviorments and try a bit i think has never hurt anyone

  • @mrbleak9873
    @mrbleak9873 Před 3 lety +6

    We need a new special. Joe is amazing.

  • @kenterminateddq5311
    @kenterminateddq5311 Před 6 lety +519

    Is there anything Mr. Rogan can't do? He can host a show, he can commentate a fight and he's a funny bastard.
    Joe, if u are reading this comment section, you are awesome!!!

    • @ss8140
      @ss8140 Před 6 lety +35

      kenterminatedbygoogle And he can fight - roundhouse kicks.

    • @FuckGoogle2
      @FuckGoogle2 Před 6 lety +11

      He's slightly above average on all of those and that might come off as a diss but most people aren't.

    • @lovingone
      @lovingone Před 6 lety +6

      His one flaw is his balding lol

    • @joselunajr436
      @joselunajr436 Před 6 lety +9

      Dissident101 jack of all trades master of none.

    • @hydrosapps3862
      @hydrosapps3862 Před 6 lety +3

      gloom cloud no that's his biggest gift yet

  • @Scyber_Official
    @Scyber_Official Před 6 lety +28

    50 below 0.
    -Fahrenheit or Celsius?
    -It doesn't matter.
    😂🤣

    • @MAYBE_4EV3R
      @MAYBE_4EV3R Před 3 lety

      I’m the kinda guy that at least looks to see if anyone else already captured the funniest part (to me), and this is exactly that

  • @leonardantonakakis8953
    @leonardantonakakis8953 Před 4 lety +140

    This is as Joe Rogan as it gets..

    • @Vote_By_Mail
      @Vote_By_Mail Před 2 lety +1

      And you're as Leonard Antonakakis as it gets. Tf is your point?

    • @leonardantonakakis8953
      @leonardantonakakis8953 Před 2 lety

      @@Vote_By_Mail get a life mate

    • @robertfan332
      @robertfan332 Před rokem

      @@Vote_By_Mail his poi t us Joe's stand up is awkward AF and this one here wasn't even that bad. When it's bad it's tough to sit through. He rushes through his set, way over prepares then shies up high and drink. He sucks as a comedian tbh. Ever heard him say anything funny ever even once on his podcast?

  • @NIMMHATVRapBeats
    @NIMMHATVRapBeats Před 3 lety +3

    some people say he's not good at stand-up.. But the way he performs his joke is insaaaane.. The growls, the movements..

  • @rileyrosswalker
    @rileyrosswalker Před 5 lety +82

    Lol Joe's right about the paranoid part. It always reminds me of that type of person who thinks their tolerance is max but then takes a few hits of some good shit and starts to immediately lose it lol.

  • @sirrejinald6315
    @sirrejinald6315 Před 6 lety +31

    That gator roll had me dying!

  • @Mzwambedu
    @Mzwambedu Před 4 lety +1

    surprisingly good,
    i dont normally like Stand Up Joe but this was really good

  • @jaroslavcech225
    @jaroslavcech225 Před 4 lety +1

    'I find a dry spot and im out''...
    im dying :D

  • @FernandoRivera-dm7hh
    @FernandoRivera-dm7hh Před 6 lety +14

    That was the best Rogan bit I've seen actually kept me smiling and chuckling the whole time lol

  • @JordanReedYT
    @JordanReedYT Před 6 lety +13

    I watch everything Joe does, but this is the only time I've found his standup funny...AND IM LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT❗️

  • @william8875
    @william8875 Před 4 lety +1

    the ending had me dying off my chair lmaaaaaaooooooooooooooo

  • @spyko247
    @spyko247 Před 5 lety +4

    that last 30 second joke had me dieing with laughter ahahaha

  • @guthoriantony
    @guthoriantony Před 6 lety +507

    Joe "is that in farenheit or celcius" Rogan

  • @Asist0ne
    @Asist0ne Před 6 lety +6

    Man, ever since News Radio. He always cracked me up. Thx for sharing CC.

  • @tom_hawki
    @tom_hawki Před 5 lety +32

    I used to smoke a lot, till I got paranoia from weed. It comes to me only from weed, so I stopped smoking and I never want to smoke again. So in my opinion it's up to the person whether he wants to smoke or not.

    • @jakewiththecake2915
      @jakewiththecake2915 Před rokem +1

      If it gives you paranoia I would recommend edibles if you still want to get high

    • @joskabattya245
      @joskabattya245 Před rokem +3

      Don't be afraid of your own thoughts ong

  • @444haluk
    @444haluk Před 5 lety +62

    50 below zero doesn't need a spesific unit in this case because -50F = -45C and -50C=-58F, their magnitude are very close to each other around there. Meaning (F,C)=(-50,-45) and (-58,50) are close enough to the x=y line on the F-C graph so that one may skip the unit during a regular conversation (since on the x=y line any unit is fine).

    • @ivanhorvat4817
      @ivanhorvat4817 Před 5 lety +12

      Informative comment. Way to go! Cheers mate...

    • @Muppen01
      @Muppen01 Před 5 lety +6

      444haluk i tried, i really tried to understand this comment

    • @444haluk
      @444haluk Před 5 lety +4

      @@Muppen01 Around -40C and -40F the input and the output of the temperature transformation are so close to one another that in the case of celsius decreasing it to -50C you can at most make a 8F mistake by not stating the unit.

    • @Muppen01
      @Muppen01 Před 4 lety +1

      444haluk Damn u smart, huh
      Im not even being sarcastic or anything genuinely impressed by your brain and how it works, good job dude

    • @donovanm5128
      @donovanm5128 Před 4 lety +1

      Muppen 01 lmfao

  • @yragcom1
    @yragcom1 Před 6 lety +5

    "Rocky Mountain High" is a great comedy record. One of my new favorites.

  • @toonsmindmusic4204
    @toonsmindmusic4204 Před 6 lety +22

    How hasn't made me laugh once with his stand-up but he's made me laugh so hard on his podcast so many times, it just seems forced on the stage but natural on the podcast

  • @volkanakcay4499
    @volkanakcay4499 Před 4 lety +30

    Haven't laughed this hard at a comedian in ages thank you mister rogan

  • @brolly2479
    @brolly2479 Před 2 lety +1

    Gator Roll had me dying😆😆😆

  • @muchwow5782
    @muchwow5782 Před 5 lety +6

    The navy seal part really cracked me up, Joe's awesome

  • @XenoTravis
    @XenoTravis Před 6 lety +361

    lol he can really make a stoner panic.

    • @nonnone7060
      @nonnone7060 Před 6 lety +13

      travis hunt I ain't smoke weed ever and this man making me paranoid as shit

  • @rishabhmahajan6607
    @rishabhmahajan6607 Před 3 lety +29

    That farenheit / celcius joke was gold

  • @Iseechu
    @Iseechu Před 5 lety +1

    4:24 Phacks 😂

  • @miketruck9197
    @miketruck9197 Před 6 lety +149

    Joe "Quake LAN Party" Rogan

    • @BB_1997_
      @BB_1997_ Před 5 lety +3

      Thank you for making me laugh before my anatomy final lol

  • @enterthevid4767
    @enterthevid4767 Před 6 lety +7

    Love how he used the infinity reference from Neil T. Degrasse on that amazing podcast he had with him.

  • @DoomSprite236
    @DoomSprite236 Před 2 lety +1

    I don't normally like Joe's stand up but this one was really great.

  • @anelevilakazi8467
    @anelevilakazi8467 Před 3 lety

    why are the last jokes of joe’s clips the ones that get me

  • @MrJwyne
    @MrJwyne Před 6 lety +225

    Legalize shrooms! Weed & shrooms!

    • @MrJwyne
      @MrJwyne Před 6 lety +6

      Alfonso G that will be dope! The world would be a smarter place with Psilocybin.

    • @groovygamers1
      @groovygamers1 Před 6 lety +8

      And coke. To end immigration

    • @OhMYGOOD0
      @OhMYGOOD0 Před 5 lety +17

      Legalize all drugs .

    • @groovygamers1
      @groovygamers1 Před 5 lety +1

      D youre obviously not educated.

    • @sanchzilla477
      @sanchzilla477 Před 5 lety +6

      D *drops mic*

  • @MyBoomStick1
    @MyBoomStick1 Před 5 lety +7

    If I had 5 minutes to explain to someone why I love Joe Rogan, I’d just show them this video

  • @jonesjones6108
    @jonesjones6108 Před 4 lety

    Haaaaaa “the gator roll”😂😂😂😂😂🥃💯 cheers from Boston

  • @deeperpurposelive
    @deeperpurposelive Před 5 lety

    looooooooool the end lol

  • @AWE_ZIOLIO
    @AWE_ZIOLIO Před 5 lety +394

    yep, 2 months after he got Elon Musk with weed Kappa

    • @Kostadin_Arolski
      @Kostadin_Arolski Před 5 lety +9

      DID
      NOT
      INHALE
      sorry mate

    • @mentlegentlemen7409
      @mentlegentlemen7409 Před 5 lety +3

      Did you really just ...say...kappa

    • @major7thsharp11
      @major7thsharp11 Před 5 lety +1

      @@mentlegentlemen7409 yeah that's what everybody should do kappa

    • @lavishmctavish4905
      @lavishmctavish4905 Před 5 lety +4

      @Jakub Gdaniec He does not smoke.. He tried it, didn't inhale, didn't even feel it or like it. It's blown up in the media like most things you read about on the internet.

    • @justinonyt
      @justinonyt Před 5 lety

      MentleGentlemen Keepo

  • @gabrielmckee1093
    @gabrielmckee1093 Před 6 lety +7

    This is the funniest stand up I've seen from Joe
    Edit: The first part was funny.

  • @joelb360
    @joelb360 Před 3 lety

    That gator roll line 😂😂

  • @NosVolvik
    @NosVolvik Před 4 lety +1

    That ending tho!

  • @rene90ra
    @rene90ra Před 6 lety +3

    4:30 most relatable shit I’ve ever heard

  • @thedudewhoabides69
    @thedudewhoabides69 Před 6 lety +133

    Joe "I quit weed (for 30 days)" Rogan

  • @peterarkiszewski4112
    @peterarkiszewski4112 Před 5 lety

    Huge Joe Rogan fan but this 5 minutes made me actually lol like 3 times.. good shit

  • @azymodias
    @azymodias Před 4 lety

    This probably my favorite video ever

  • @bamadeadhead
    @bamadeadhead Před 6 lety +7

    I didn’t realize I was a Navy FKN Seal!!!😂

  • @k4ze7
    @k4ze7 Před 5 lety +6

    I've actually thought the exact same thing about the concept of infinity but I wasn't even high.
    If I do smoke week I become paranoid beyond belief. I'm already paranoid enough lol.

  • @ethano2892
    @ethano2892 Před 4 lety +1

    4:00 straight facts 😂😂😂

  • @Troy.G630
    @Troy.G630 Před 4 lety

    The last part is way to relatable

  • @heikki4919
    @heikki4919 Před 6 lety +63

    All you need is a pot cookie and a airplane ticket

    • @josephvela4584
      @josephvela4584 Před 5 lety

      Bakteria best day of my life. Great nap too

    • @Gonzalez33veracruz
      @Gonzalez33veracruz Před 5 lety +2

      I ate one at check in and during takeoff i closed my eyes and it was one of the best experience ever haha. And yes a great nap

  • @pradyumndixit347
    @pradyumndixit347 Před 6 lety +663

    i sold my wife to buy weed in north korea

  • @CatchTheWave-X
    @CatchTheWave-X Před 4 lety

    This was naturally funny! - no need to add additional laughter vocals over the crowd

  • @Trudragon88
    @Trudragon88 Před 3 lety

    This was his best stand up ever

  • @FramesJanco505
    @FramesJanco505 Před 5 lety +75

    *Calls the Navy* Joe Rogan said I needed to be a SEAL😏

  • @IndependentVictor
    @IndependentVictor Před 6 lety +102

    I enjoy his stand up comedy. I dont laugh out loud like I do with Bill burr or CK, but I reaaaally enjoy it

  • @Iamcapable4
    @Iamcapable4 Před 2 lety

    Your phenomenal 😂thank you

  • @faxxual5002
    @faxxual5002 Před 4 lety +2

    He’s clothes just stays still like a cartoon lmao

  • @FredrichNietzsche25
    @FredrichNietzsche25 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I think Joe has it right, the panic attacks I've had after taking an edible have made more learn more about myself more than any psychologist.

  • @billiam6914
    @billiam6914 Před 3 lety +3

    Said this for years "if everybody smoked weed,what a wonderful world it could be'

  • @MrStopthetrolls
    @MrStopthetrolls Před 4 lety

    "it gets ridiculously cold" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

  • @carlosog5041
    @carlosog5041 Před 4 lety

    Love this bit

  • @liamcallahan495
    @liamcallahan495 Před 3 lety +4

    joe rogan gives me “the cool science teacher” vibes

  • @thelife7866
    @thelife7866 Před 6 lety +3

    Funny...gonna check out more stand up..

  • @surehack6573
    @surehack6573 Před 2 lety

    Major words down here I watch this for hours very inspiring

  • @FreezZeeable
    @FreezZeeable Před 4 lety

    The ending had my stomach fucking hurting 😂😂😂😂

  • @josefmohamad1726
    @josefmohamad1726 Před 4 lety +89

    Joe “I stand like a lesbian in shock” rogan

  • @datboygood9321
    @datboygood9321 Před 4 lety +21

    "I do a quick gator roll in the sheets" had me dying

  • @alexmcgregor7082
    @alexmcgregor7082 Před 5 lety

    Like a man who shovels snow, i love it.

  • @mikeroft7838
    @mikeroft7838 Před 4 lety

    Grew up in Georgia and had been in a couple crazy accidents and near misses.
    But when I lived in Alaska in the winter after a couple weeks I realized you don't stop at intersections, they're all yield signs.
    You slide into a ditch nbd everyone pitches in and pulls you out.
    It's crazy when you drive in snow like that.

  • @elevate6556
    @elevate6556 Před 6 lety +9

    "A gator roll!"
    Lmfao! That's was funny af!

  • @change_profile_n8755
    @change_profile_n8755 Před 4 lety +7

    To all of you who are stoned: thats the topic in your head for a time.

  • @thedanielgunner
    @thedanielgunner Před 5 lety

    I will never forget hearing that. "In the middle of the slide out, took a sip of his coffee."

  • @sovetski8893
    @sovetski8893 Před 3 lety

    I love how one guy laughs louder than anyone else when he says 50 below zero 😂😂😂🤣