Joe Rogan Wants Everyone to Smoke Weed - Joe Rogan: Rocky Mountain High - Uncensored
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- čas přidán 17. 06. 2018
- Joe Rogan claims that the most staunch anti-drug activists actually need weed the most and gets freaked out by the multiverse.
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This guy looks like he should start a podcast or something
So Triggered I bet it would do pretty well .
Aakash Mash I think he already knows that
Aakash Mash ya that was the joke 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
Aakash Mash really? What’s it called ?
@@aakash950 r/woosh
This guy looks like he knows a thing or two about DMT
yeah seems like he saw the machine elves.. lmao!
C,Mon with all the rehashed comments...be original
Nah he’s pretty anti-drugs :/
@@sarcasmic7478
I almost get wooshed by your comment
Nice profile name
Raul Hernandez LMAO
"Pot cookie, airplane, that's a religious experience" LOL I BET
Jackson Howell lmfao! That’s scary bro
Did this once. It's super important to time it, so that it doesn't hit you in the middle of security 😂
Dion waiters knows
@@muffledp1073 nah man i take it before i leave home, its the only way i can deal with the whole process anymore lol
@@joeygold24 fair bro fair 😂
Him talking about paranoia and saying "THAT'S THE BEST PART" is me
@Dog Sandwich this man is speaking the language of the gods
fr🤣
@Dog Sandwich Cod Mobile?
@@questioneverything4120 seriously?
@@umairramzan1991 Not everyone has a Ps4 or Xbox or gaming pc
Jamie, pull that up.
TriceriCops yes sir!
Jamie, go back to that one. No the other one!
TitanSilver354 underrated comment.
lmao
Jamie that one right there. No the other one. The top right. A little to the left. Yeah that one under that one.
*Joe "Get On Weed" Rogan*
Papa "wearing out stolen jokes like an adolescent boy" Timmy
I think you spelled DMT wrong
Ok, Joe
@itsme please. For me? Just once? A small, safe dose. The only safety concern is you changing your mind. I promise.
Vs Dana *"Get the coke "* white
45 years smoking what we called "Weed" back in the 70's has kept me sane in an insane world
i think somehow the highness is always the same as back in the 70s. You just bought more weed with less money and smoked more, and now even if the weed got more thc you get tolerance. So basically people hit the sweet spot regardless
Dope!
@@mmoj416 the thing is weed isn’t organic no more. All dispensaries touch it and put pgrs on it so it damages your brain and fucks with your high.
@@mmoj416 ; and not so dangerous to get high jack off and fall asleep.
I've never tried it & I have underestimated it, how is it? I'm 18
pot cookie on an airplane? never done that. i have however been on a rollercoaster on lsd, and that kinda made me think about what ive been doing with my life
Tyler Taylor been there dude and i dont like rollercoasters sober, idk ehat i was thinking lmao
Ik I’m late, but how was that trip? Did you really enjoy the coasters? I love roller coasters and acid, but together it seems like it’d be tough.
Imagine to die in that roller-coaster and believe how acid just hit you too hard
There is no way any of you guys actually did that and enjoyed it. I call bullshit.
Lsd on a rollercoaster while getting blown by a chick and listening to a Jordan Peterson e-book
Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan
Joe "Joe 'Joe Rogan' Rogan" Rogan
Joes Rogans
Joe "Rogan Joe" Rogan
TK Roe Jogan
Oje Organ
Joe "Gator Roll" Rogan
Joe "lets guess" Rogan
💀💀💀💀
Oscar Mayer 😂
Oscar Mayer 😂 😂 😂 😂
Oscar "Cant think of an original comment to save his life" Mayer
The coffee was a key element in controlling the slide.
super focus lol
His explanation of infinity is exactly what one would expect from someone who is high all the time.
I'm glad I found Joe, I absolutly adore his thought process with life and everything. Dude is a legend.
Joe is the new Jesus. I'm glad I found him too. We know he lives in our hearts and loves us just as we are. In the name of Jamie, Joe Rogan, and the holy spirit - amen.
@@robinsarchizI can’t tell if you’re sarcastic but hell yeah
Joe Rogan - UFC Commentator By Day, Theoretical Physicist By Night
amit banai
He never fought in the UFC.
i wanna say i confused the words "Fighter" and "Commentator"
but I think I'm less of an idiot if I just say I thought he was a fighter
All day
amit banai Theoretical comedian as well.
Viren vs I thought he was a fighter, but stoped because he couldn’t smoke
Joe "Nut on your own chest and gator roll" Rogan
This guy looks like he gets the same 100 comments in every comment section
Underatted comment
El_swifty 000 “THIS GUY SHOULD PROBABLY START A PODCAST”
including this one...
"This guy" Do you live under a rock?
@@keenzbeanz6706 do you not have the part of the bargain that picks up on a joke?
Weed, nut, sleep is the only schedule everybody should follow
Change it up Bro. Life is bigger than that
@@bruceclark6365 yea sometimes its nut, weed, sleep
@@janzacharias3680 I am a stoner myself. But went from smoking twice a day to currently smoking twice a month
@@bruceclark6365 tips?
I agree
he talk to his audience like he talks to people on his podcast lol
Ty Nation lol not at all. He is way more fast paced and rigid on stage while in the studio he’s totally mellow and loosey goosy
This standup was easily one of Rogan’s best
It's strange how he's a great comic, but an infinitely better podcast host. Like, he's that good.
"infinitely" I see what you did there lmao
He looks really on edge on stage, totally not like him on the podcast.
probably because he takes a joint before a podcast
Joe “Alpha Brain” Rogan
I think that’s his stage persona. Really stiff and everything. It works, in my opinion. Great timing on each joke.
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
Probably because in the podcast he only talks to 2 people versus him talking to 50 people here while also trying to make them laugh
Love what awareness Joe brings to marijuana in such a hilarious fashion
I’ve never really seen his comedy and holy fuck, he is so god damn funny😂
When I first started watching JRE and Joe said he was a comedian I hopped on CZcams and started watching sets and clips of his comedy. This was like 2009 and back then I said Joe wasn’t a good comedian. But these days his stuff is up there with my favorites and he has advanced a tremendous amount! Joe is the ultimate hard worker.
Joe "above us is a giant fireball" Rogan
Hahahahaha
I can't wait for that podcast with Elon Musk.
Bellum Omnes wait, is that shit really happening??
Victor Bastos yeah man
what? ... is it confirmed? how do we know?
Holy Hand Grenades Elon Musk deserves as many hand jobs as he’d like. He’s doing his part to make the world a better place.
Elon is a tool. Born rich will stay rich. Buys other people's almost finished projects and slaps his name on it. He is a modern Edison. Ask his first wife and five kids what kind of a man he is. By the way she's the one he calls a starter wife. Really great guy.
Its my first time tripping on acid and this video will influence the rest of my life. God Damn.
Legenary Master hahahahahhah
Good job brother
Legenary Master How did it go?
@@donovanm5128 I had one of those religious experiences and now my philosophy is depression is pointless.
Legenary Master That’s what I like to hear man acid helped me get over depression too. Not the first time but it eventually helped me get over it almost completely.
I cried laughing at the gator roll.
“In the middle of the slide he took a sip of coffee” 😂😂😂
*"Pull it up, Jamie"*
Everyone who is telling you to stop weed needs it the most😂
They either never done it or there sad and People tell em lies
Nah weeds not for everyone.
@@larrytate1657 in comfortable enviorments and try a bit i think has never hurt anyone
We need a new special. Joe is amazing.
Is there anything Mr. Rogan can't do? He can host a show, he can commentate a fight and he's a funny bastard.
Joe, if u are reading this comment section, you are awesome!!!
kenterminatedbygoogle And he can fight - roundhouse kicks.
He's slightly above average on all of those and that might come off as a diss but most people aren't.
His one flaw is his balding lol
Dissident101 jack of all trades master of none.
gloom cloud no that's his biggest gift yet
50 below 0.
-Fahrenheit or Celsius?
-It doesn't matter.
😂🤣
I’m the kinda guy that at least looks to see if anyone else already captured the funniest part (to me), and this is exactly that
This is as Joe Rogan as it gets..
And you're as Leonard Antonakakis as it gets. Tf is your point?
@@Vote_By_Mail get a life mate
@@Vote_By_Mail his poi t us Joe's stand up is awkward AF and this one here wasn't even that bad. When it's bad it's tough to sit through. He rushes through his set, way over prepares then shies up high and drink. He sucks as a comedian tbh. Ever heard him say anything funny ever even once on his podcast?
some people say he's not good at stand-up.. But the way he performs his joke is insaaaane.. The growls, the movements..
yeah man, really sophisticated stuff. not childish or hacky what so ever
Lol Joe's right about the paranoid part. It always reminds me of that type of person who thinks their tolerance is max but then takes a few hits of some good shit and starts to immediately lose it lol.
That gator roll had me dying!
surprisingly good,
i dont normally like Stand Up Joe but this was really good
'I find a dry spot and im out''...
im dying :D
That was the best Rogan bit I've seen actually kept me smiling and chuckling the whole time lol
I watch everything Joe does, but this is the only time I've found his standup funny...AND IM LOVING EVERY SECOND OF IT❗️
the ending had me dying off my chair lmaaaaaaooooooooooooooo
that last 30 second joke had me dieing with laughter ahahaha
idiot
Joe "is that in farenheit or celcius" Rogan
Anthony Chavez celsius
its just 5 degrees differnce or something when its that cold i think
Anthony "Celcius" Chavez
These type of comments get boring Chavez
i wish he'd said -40 since thats where they meet
Man, ever since News Radio. He always cracked me up. Thx for sharing CC.
I used to smoke a lot, till I got paranoia from weed. It comes to me only from weed, so I stopped smoking and I never want to smoke again. So in my opinion it's up to the person whether he wants to smoke or not.
If it gives you paranoia I would recommend edibles if you still want to get high
Don't be afraid of your own thoughts ong
50 below zero doesn't need a spesific unit in this case because -50F = -45C and -50C=-58F, their magnitude are very close to each other around there. Meaning (F,C)=(-50,-45) and (-58,50) are close enough to the x=y line on the F-C graph so that one may skip the unit during a regular conversation (since on the x=y line any unit is fine).
Informative comment. Way to go! Cheers mate...
444haluk i tried, i really tried to understand this comment
@@Muppen01 Around -40C and -40F the input and the output of the temperature transformation are so close to one another that in the case of celsius decreasing it to -50C you can at most make a 8F mistake by not stating the unit.
444haluk Damn u smart, huh
Im not even being sarcastic or anything genuinely impressed by your brain and how it works, good job dude
Muppen 01 lmfao
"Rocky Mountain High" is a great comedy record. One of my new favorites.
How hasn't made me laugh once with his stand-up but he's made me laugh so hard on his podcast so many times, it just seems forced on the stage but natural on the podcast
Haven't laughed this hard at a comedian in ages thank you mister rogan
Gator Roll had me dying😆😆😆
The navy seal part really cracked me up, Joe's awesome
lol he can really make a stoner panic.
travis hunt I ain't smoke weed ever and this man making me paranoid as shit
That farenheit / celcius joke was gold
cold
4:24 Phacks 😂
Joe "Quake LAN Party" Rogan
Thank you for making me laugh before my anatomy final lol
Love how he used the infinity reference from Neil T. Degrasse on that amazing podcast he had with him.
I don't normally like Joe's stand up but this one was really great.
why are the last jokes of joe’s clips the ones that get me
Legalize shrooms! Weed & shrooms!
Alfonso G that will be dope! The world would be a smarter place with Psilocybin.
And coke. To end immigration
Legalize all drugs .
D youre obviously not educated.
D *drops mic*
If I had 5 minutes to explain to someone why I love Joe Rogan, I’d just show them this video
Haaaaaa “the gator roll”😂😂😂😂😂🥃💯 cheers from Boston
looooooooool the end lol
yep, 2 months after he got Elon Musk with weed Kappa
DID
NOT
INHALE
sorry mate
Did you really just ...say...kappa
@@mentlegentlemen7409 yeah that's what everybody should do kappa
@Jakub Gdaniec He does not smoke.. He tried it, didn't inhale, didn't even feel it or like it. It's blown up in the media like most things you read about on the internet.
MentleGentlemen Keepo
This is the funniest stand up I've seen from Joe
Edit: The first part was funny.
That gator roll line 😂😂
That ending tho!
4:30 most relatable shit I’ve ever heard
Joe "I quit weed (for 30 days)" Rogan
Huge Joe Rogan fan but this 5 minutes made me actually lol like 3 times.. good shit
This probably my favorite video ever
I didn’t realize I was a Navy FKN Seal!!!😂
I've actually thought the exact same thing about the concept of infinity but I wasn't even high.
If I do smoke week I become paranoid beyond belief. I'm already paranoid enough lol.
4:00 straight facts 😂😂😂
The last part is way to relatable
All you need is a pot cookie and a airplane ticket
Bakteria best day of my life. Great nap too
I ate one at check in and during takeoff i closed my eyes and it was one of the best experience ever haha. And yes a great nap
i sold my wife to buy weed in north korea
was it good weed?
ooh it was the best weed myan you want some ?
Pass
no problam man peace V bye bye i have to go teach my kids how to fight for water and survive in the dessert .
weed before hoes brotha
This was naturally funny! - no need to add additional laughter vocals over the crowd
This was his best stand up ever
*Calls the Navy* Joe Rogan said I needed to be a SEAL😏
I enjoy his stand up comedy. I dont laugh out loud like I do with Bill burr or CK, but I reaaaally enjoy it
word
Your phenomenal 😂thank you
He’s clothes just stays still like a cartoon lmao
I think Joe has it right, the panic attacks I've had after taking an edible have made more learn more about myself more than any psychologist.
Said this for years "if everybody smoked weed,what a wonderful world it could be'
"it gets ridiculously cold" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
Love this bit
joe rogan gives me “the cool science teacher” vibes
Funny...gonna check out more stand up..
Major words down here I watch this for hours very inspiring
The ending had my stomach fucking hurting 😂😂😂😂
Joe “I stand like a lesbian in shock” rogan
"I do a quick gator roll in the sheets" had me dying
Like a man who shovels snow, i love it.
Grew up in Georgia and had been in a couple crazy accidents and near misses.
But when I lived in Alaska in the winter after a couple weeks I realized you don't stop at intersections, they're all yield signs.
You slide into a ditch nbd everyone pitches in and pulls you out.
It's crazy when you drive in snow like that.
"A gator roll!"
Lmfao! That's was funny af!
To all of you who are stoned: thats the topic in your head for a time.
I will never forget hearing that. "In the middle of the slide out, took a sip of his coffee."
I love how one guy laughs louder than anyone else when he says 50 below zero 😂😂😂🤣