KingCobraJFS - Rancid Mead & Missing Dragons
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- čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
- Today we are going to see what ole Joshua Saunders has been up to, and spoiler alert, it involves a lot of ridiculousness. I hope y’all goats enjoy the video 💯
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Rest in peace, Puff. You deserved so much better, but you're free now. Sail with the winged warriors, little buddy.
He definitely in a better place now
" A storm is abrew in Casper Wyoming"
He biffed it.
He's with Ms. Green and Homeboy Scotty now. 😇RIP
He finally got his wings, He can fly freely to the beautiful tolkien lands to which he belongs.
You know it’s a good mead when you don’t even attempt to dissolve the sugar in the bottom
Oh yeah. Trust me bro. Yeast loves to work extra hard just to eat the sugar because u were too lazy to shake it into solution b4 adding yeast.
dudes gonna eat that and what remains of his teeth is going to dissolve
If king kobra made his own mead in skyrim he'd be the most wanted man for all the wrong reasons
Yeah people pointed out when he started making like his first meads with juice you are supposed to boil the juice first to make sure all the sugar dissolves
@@TrevorRox6hes gonna get botculism sooooo hard
RIP Puff, the trolls cared more about him than Cobes himself. The only thing we can confirm that eventually Puff is going to get a memorial concert by the Jord himself
i mean shit whatya expect cobes doesnt even care enough to take care of himself let alone an animal as complicated to take care of as a reptile
Cyraxx gonna come on stream dedicating a song to puff
I don't doubt Cobra cared about the lizard, but as every other lolcow, he can't take care of another living being including himself.
@@OttoVonBonesmarckwhat’s crazy is that bearded dragons are fairly easy to take care of compared to other reptiles and they’re pretty hardy creatures, so the fact that even Cobes found a way to fuck it up is wild but still heartbreaking. RIP Puff, u deserved way better
@f3rbus taking care of ones self isnt hard either lol bro just fails at functioning
Rip puff. I'm glad he made his great escape when he did it was just a matter of time before Josh started giving him mead
He can make a mead, just ferment puff
@@lawrenceragnarok1186puff is definitely going to become a wand
@@clayton9547puff will become the secret ingredient to the next dank bogrito
That poor animal deserved so much better than Jord
What if he gave Puff that gross "mead" and killed him.
Godspeed Puff...you never acted cute, never went against the grain, you werent a sicko. Josh didnt deserve such a solid homeboy.
Man, this is really gonna hurt Cobes’ chances of winning the Most Likable Lolcow award
Going to Tony Chase now
@@SpectreblueLeftTesticle did YOU lose puff, OR DID I!??
I've noticed lolcows and animals don't go together wings puts cats under buckets dsp is starving jasper and onlyusemeblade is an animal abuser
@@kobra6660 Lolcows often have habits of impulsivity and irresponsibility, which is usually what causes them to become lolcows. That doesn't go well with owning animals. It honestly doesn't go well with people either, which is probably why none of these people ever have roommates.
At first I would agree he was pretty harmless himself and just stupid enough to laugh at. But lately he was already becoming annoying to watch he has become very smug. But after this shit with puff, Josh can fuck off. He should have never been allowed to have a pet and now that poor lizard is probably dead.
8000 years of mead production defiled in months by the Boglim.
Also RIP Puff.
Also White Bowser is a predator.
Based on Cobes' history, it's pretty much confirmed that he either killed puff in a rage or in a drunken stupor. Puff either got cute with him and pissed him off, or he stepped on him. When Cobes smashed his iphone in a rage, he said a semi drove over it. When he mutilated his sex doll in a rage, he spun this story about someone breaking into his house and stealing the sex doll. It was later found by the police in a car after a meth dealer ripped out its skeleton to sell for scrap metal and was caught with enough meth to go to prison for life. He at least admitted that one was a lie. This is what he does when he does something really bad.
Wasn't there two sex dolls? A big one and a small one?
"And the prison they sent him to is in Canada, you probably won't be able to find any records or anything, just trust me"
“Looks like the water at the bottom of a trash can”
Thats the perfect description because thats exactly what it is! Its actual garbage he left in a jar with water. How had this man not contacted some rare bacteria yet
Some people just have iron immune systems...it's amazing. I used to have a roommate who had some really sketchy food practices like leaving food out overnight and eating it the next day like it was nbd, and she never got sick.
Puff the Tragic Dragon's tale of woe and misery has finally come to its inevitable conclusion
Crying over a lizard. Poor baby though
@@alexisdesmall95lizards are goated with the sauce
"puff the tragic dragon" i guffawed 🤣
Just going to say it, I'm pretty positive Josh read that bearded dragons can be taken outside to sun bathe and he probably let Puff 'roam'... how he wasn't able to find a cold lethargic bearded dragon is beyond me unless he literally just put Puff outside like a pet dog and wasn't there watching him the entire time.
Cobes can't do anything right, what else would have happened?
@@NickyBlue99plenty lol. He could of past out drunk left the door open with puff running loose. Puff probably died weeks ago from neglect and weed smoke though.
well if Josh lost Puff outside there possibility that Puff could have been eaten by a wild animals
The vinegar from those pickled jalapenos is going to kill the yeast instantly
Science is hard.
Vinegar is the by product of sugar + yeast when alcohol would be the by product but too much air gets in.
I'd imagine putting vinegar in the mix to begin with totally kills off any chance to get drinkable alcohol.
Puff is not lost. He has been added to cobras mead so he can gain dragon powers and enhance his magical capabilities to a whole new level
Puff gonna make an awesome wand when they find him in 7 months
I'm betting on food hack, puff jerky.
puffito@@TheCutiePatrol
I had a bearded dragon so i know exactly how warm they need to be. IF Puff is outside in that weather, Puff is dead. So sad that this poor Dragon ended up in his care, hopefully Puff is still inside hiding right now...if so someone needs to rescue her/him.
He may not be dead yet but suffering if he didn't get into someone's house or barn. I've seen rescue beardies that survived for abandoned in an apartment without heat for months alive but suffered a lost of toes from the cold
Well i hope he did find his way to a warm place where he can be rescued. Ill hold out hope for Puff!@@ayajade6683
Bub, sorry, but it's hard to not believe that Puff has been dead for a while.. Cobes used to love showing that little lizard off, there was a clear point in time where he stopped doing that, didn't bring up Puff while talking, nothing- like a guilty kid avoiding the truth. The weed smoke and alcohol would have been more than enough to kill the little guy. The internet did all that it could, animal control was called but they didn't do anything aparently. RIP Puffers
@ayajade6683. Oh wow 😢😔 I'm assuming you work in rescue or animal care of some sort to have seen such things. God bless you, and all those who donvet/rescue work. My heart couldn't take it. I'd be a mess, and just overwhelmed w/heart break from what people do to animals. Hearing that he blew weed smoke at this poor little guy made me infuriated. Like shaking almost I was so upset. People that do that shit to their cats, dogs, etc. need to be dealt a good "lesson" they'll never forget.
@@Kerousmac I volunteer in the rescue they usually call me in for the odd ball animals as my degree means I've had first hand experience or have a better understanding of their husbandry including fixing it when wrong.
Puff is definitely floating in a jar of mead right about now. Imagine the dark powers one can obtain drinking their own pet
A one way ticket to the shadow realm
Puff lived way longer then I thought he would
It's depressing that I spent months trying to find a bearded dragon to adopt. Eventually I adopted a leopard gecko instead. I'm sure Cobra could have EASILY found someone else to adopt that bearded dragon. But he didn't, because he selfishly believed he could take care of him, even though he clearly can't. He viewed that bearded dragon as a toy, not a living creature.
cannot fathom that people take animals as, well as you said, toys.
been kinda wanting a cat for a while now but I smoke in my house and don't want to cause a lower standard of living for another life so I haven't even considered actually looking for one. gonna have to quit smoking before thinking more of it. wrecking an animal's lungs over my selfish habit doesn't morally feel good, I guess.
meanwhile Cobes took in something that needs a fair bit more attention and er, yea just look at him. Puff is almost confirmed not with us anymore.
doesn't sit right with me that he took it in more as an accessory or toy to play with and otherwise abuse. blowing all sorts of vape and pot smoke at it, disgusting.
Thats why i hate cobes. This could have just as easily been a dog or a cat or heaven forbid a baby if he would have gotten his old gf pregnant. He is too stupid to take care of sonething, he knows he is too stupid to take care of something, but his pride wont let him accept that and he would rather kill an animal than admit hes a regard
@@rickjohnson1719I dont think we hafta worry about Jort getting someone pregnant, because more than likely his tadpoles are just as regarded & imobile as he is, because you know for damn sure he was bustin nutts raw into Steph.
Also I dont think Sasquatches can breed with Humans.
Yea. Guinea Pigs, the most abused pet, are often a victim of that. I've seen dozens of videos of people terrorizing their Guinea Pigs because they just don't understand that they are living things, not toys. One of the reasons why I would never really recommend Guinea Pigs as pets is because they don't really like being interacted with or pet. They kind of freak out and try to hide from you, and would really just rather be left alone. Most people who get them don't understand that fact, and treat them as stuffed animals rather than a living breathing lifeform.
@rickjohnson1719 He doesn't have autism, he's just a regard
I had to brush my teeth again after watching this. My brother in christ, thank you for the content. LONG LIVE PUFF MAY HE BE SCOWLING AT ALL BEARDED DRAGON BIDDIES IN THE AFTERLIFE
Had to have a root canal done a few years ago, can confirm biting down on a Dorito the wrong way is probably the most painful thing to happen to me so far
Literally stopped eating triangle shaped chips because this happened lmao
Yeah it sucks having a root canal
Heard of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon?" This is "Rancid Mead, Missing Dragon."
Lying Cobra, Missing Dragon
I legit thought that the carrot was a penny at first, and that didn't even surprise me lmao
Every time I feel like I may have a little bit of sympathy for him he goes and does something like kill his lizard. He's such a bastard, Puffs not missing. He hasn't mentioned him for weeks... It's like that time he said someone come in his house and stole his sex doll, or the numerous other lies he's told. Cobras a true sicko.
Calm down, dude
Buy a shirt.
TWU@@alextacohead1352
on the 10th he did a video of puff in his tank and on the 13th he took a photo of puff, so it's not been weeks
Poor Puff :( little mans deserved better. We all knew it was only a matter of time before something like this happened to him but it still hurts to know it finally happened. May he feast on blackberries and fat dubia roaches for eternity in valhalla.
Rest in power Puff. We all loved you and wanted the best for you 🙏
RIP Puff, we called animal services countless times but couldnt save you in time. They didnt take it serious...
His tastebuds are so shot He probably wouldn't notice if someone swapped out the "mead" with a jar of throw up with half a bag of sugar mixed in it.
Cobra lowkey makes me wanna make my own mead just so I can have a delicious beverage later while watching him make his own bog hooch lmao 🤣
me too, its the same with his food hacks, somehow watching them ends up making me hungry for something not disgusting lmao
Someone should make a mock video doing it right.
@@GnosticElohim they better be wearing the full king cobra cosplay lol
I recommend it. I only made mead once (and not out of cookies and jalapenos, mind you), but I ended up with a pretty potent, dry, pleasant drink. Not all that expensive, either.
Plot twist: Puff is still in the apartment, Kobes eyesight has just deteriorated rapidly due to the sludge he's consuming
The white bowser is a predator
That’s facts ^
@@SmokeyMcCsays the guy who defended a predator in this very video. Just earlier this year Josh was bragging about the time he molested a special needs middle school girl and you are disgusting enough to say he's not a predator. Smokey you're as bad the people who defended White Bowser
Random but ok
Twu
The problem that every single thing Jord does is that he believes that he is an expert after doing it once or twice. Making mead is as simple as honey, water, yeast, and some apples and/or some raisins. After his first batch, he immediately thinks he knows it all, and goes balls to the wall and starts food hacking his mead. Now I have been working in the same industry for 2 years and I’m good at it, and people ask to work with me by name, but do I still make mistakes? Hell yes! Am I an expert? Hell no. Jord would be an expert after one day.
In regards to Puff, at first, I wasn’t against him having a lizard. I’m an Australian and I’m familiar with beardies and they’re pretty easy going animals. To emphasise that point, when my girls were 8, one of their classmates had 2 beardies as pets. So essentially an 8yo is more responsible than an adult Jord.
Once again, Josh was told that unless he was bathing him, or playing with him, or maybe even walking him outside on a leash, keep him in the tank. Reptiles are cold blooded. They’re used to a desert environment with high temperatures. He needs to bask in his cage under a lamp to maintain the correct body temperature. But of course Jord is an expert who knows more than the entire reptile community and would let Puff run free range about the apartment. If I had to guess, I would say he either stood on him and squished him, or Puff is wedged in somewhere underneath a lounge or something close to a heater to try and regulate his body temperature, but, if he was last seen outside of the apartment, that means either Jord had him outside, or someone saw him outside and told him. Either way, if Puff went outside, his chances of survival is very low. He’s not used to predators, he can’t survive in cold climates and he won’t be able to hunt for food after being captive fed so long, and he won’t even be familiar with food in the area because he’s in a foreign country.
Unfortunately, the boy will never listen, and the boy will never take responsibility.
Josh can't even brush his teeth, let alone take care of something else, and what did his dad do? He agreed to let josh have the animal and said that josh took great care of puff. Well, that's bs, isn't it. RIP Puff, you didn't deserve any of this.
Cobra is just kind of sad to me. He probably needs to be in a group home or something-- he needs someone to monitor him
Buy a shirt.
Sadly, i think the jalapeno, cookie, honey, carrot, vom, sugar mead was poured down the drain. I believe he may have pretended to try and enjoy one glass, but its hard to remember
My Lord, it looks like his gums are so infected theyre squeezing out from between his teeth!!!
I hope he doesnt let them get infected and take him out. Would be an awful way to go
i want to believe that Puff escaped and was found by a good soul who took him in and is taking better care of him.. I'd ask why tf anyone would bring their bearded dragon outside in cold weather but this is the regard boglim we're talking about here
Let's be honest, cobra is absolutely nuts and the perfect example of a lolcow but we can't treat him too badly because ultimately he's only a threat to himself.
And whatever animal is unfortunate enough to wander into his abode
And at least he actually has a (very neglected) moral compass unlike Chris Chan, Cyraxx or Tophiachu.
Animals and women have had to deal with cobes, treat him as you want lol.
Well their was that one time he fondled a regarded girl in the woods and spuged on her chest can only wonder what othe plucked up chit he's donehe is a piece of poo
True
Puff has joined the ranks of Homeboy Scotty, Homeboy Alex, and of course Mrs. green.... Fucking biffed it man
As for Puff: Cobes killed him and pretends he ran away. He also said some m3th head stole his s3x doll to sell the metal skeleton at the scrap yard and pretended his cellphone was ran over by a truck... instead of him cutting the doll up and him throwing the phone at a wall or some shit. Never believe his stories if it has to do with his own fails.
How does a bearded dragon even run away? They're a reptile, not a dog. If he got out of his tank, it shouldn't take long to find him somewhere in the house. If he left the tank compromised and left all the doors in his house open, leaving a clear path to the outside door, then damn, that more than just "incompetent". You have to actively not care about your own house. I feel like saying a reptile ran away is the equivalent of saying "My goldfish ran away".
@@bluetiger2468he totally brought it outside
@@bluetiger2468 I think he brought him outside and left him there, not expecting him to run off. Same thing happened to my niece's garter snake, her brother left him outside and he ran off.
@@metaknight115 that's definitely a possibility, though someone raised the theory that josh passed out drunk with him outside of his tank and he's either somewhere in the house, or got outside somehow, which seems plausible too
RIP Puff. Let Homeboy Scotty know we love him
Puff lasted wayyyyyy longer than I thought. Good job cobes!
Every time I see onlyusemeblade, tony chase and cobras teeth it makes me go brush my teeth no matter how many times I’ve brushed them that day
RIP Puff. At least he went out on his own terms instead of dying in the torture chamber of smog called Cobra's home.
Cobra is only person that can make cooking with Jack and Kay look like two Gordon Ramsays
Kay’s cooking is the GOAT of YT cooks
The cookies won’t do anything but rot inside the sugar water, I guarantee cobra is adding the sugar because the more nutrients there are for the yeast to eat the more alcohol they produce, problem is sugar is really only used to back sweeten a really dry mead once it’s completely done. The couple you showed Citysteadbrews are wonderful and theyre how I learned to brew my own stuff, watching cobra just throw shit in a jar and then store it for a week and suck down the juice gives me an aneurism
If people in skyrim were to taste this he would be the most wanted man for insulting the name mead itself
@@kobra6660, the Black-Briars would like to have a word with him. 😆
@WinterFrostDragon1347 bethesda should make that a quest in elder scrolls 6 king kobra making foul counterfeit mead and selling illegal magic wands and you get to take him down
@@kobra6660, lol that would be so awesome to see.
@@WinterFrostDragon1347 they should make a beggars guild with the locows where they scam and make fake products that you can take down in elder scrolls 6 that would be fun
I knew something was gonna happen to puff. It hasn’t even been a year and Puff is “missing”
Breaded Dragon Mead Incoming 🦎 🍺
like, we knew Puff wouldn’t last long, but I sincerely have no idea how the fuck he lost a bearded dragon in an apartment complex
Its because he gets him out and puts him on his chair then gets hammered drunk. It was always just a matter of time before Puff was toddler-stomped or escaped the hazardous environment.
RIP Puff
@@chrism4008 Thats horrible but completely checks out… I think Mrs. Green also met her fate after being placed on his armchair. RIP
@@lanapash oooh, thats a really good point too!
Josh is lying
Bearded dragon skull wand coming in nicely, toobz
The best part about his teeth is that Josh doesn’t realize what he’s done is irreversible and that no matter how much he brushes his teeth he’s just gonna have to get dentures. Denture water drink combo in the works ? Maybe
There is a theory that Puff is dead for weeks now and this Facebook post is just a cover up. Which makes a lot of sense if I am being honest.
The heat lamp most likely stopped working months ago, he has no money to buy food for himself, let alone puff. This bearded dragon is long gone. RIP puff.
Cobra is gonna end up transitioning to another dimension with this mead and have a bunch of big tiddy goth chicks and be a lead singer of the Black Sabbath rejoining, meanwhile Smokey and the lot of us are gonna be here watching lolcows
Puff is up in Heaven with Mrs. Green, Obi the dog, that baby bird and the sex dolls. RIP to the victims of Cobra regardation
"I'm not even gonna stunt toobz, you'd love a sip of this dank Dragon Fire Mead"
I've heard of using peppers in mead, but these are fresh peppers or the pressed juice of them, not pickled peppers. Vinegar introduced to the fermentation process will kill the yeast; oxygen introduced to the fermentation process will make vinegar, regardless of if vinegar was present in the setup
I had an anatomy class today and it reminded me to get some more floss as I was out. This makes me glad I remembered 🙏
I used to have a hard time remembering to brush my teeth and keeping up good hygiene, due to a combination of personal circumstances, autism and general mental illness, but ever since I started following the cobra-verse I started to care more about myself to not end up like him. So yeah, that’s one good thing Cobs has done in his life at least.
That isn't a ladle he's stirring it with it's one of his handmade CobraCraft magic wands, AKA a spraypainted stick.
As for Puff he lasted 6 months which honestly is 5½ months longer than I expected.
It is ironic though that Cobra earlier in the year was adamant he would not go on the Fishtank season 2 because his dragon needs extra special care during the winter and then he ends up killing the thing the moment winter arrives.
And yes I'm 99% sure he has killed the lizard and is making up a story about it escaping just like the time he made up the story about burglars stealing his sex doll so they could sell the metal skeleton inside it for scrap.
He later admitted he got in a rage and ripped it to pieces himself.
Then there was the time he got in a rage and smashed his phone and made up a story about it falling out of his pocket while crossing the street.
I really hope puff can find peace and rest where ever his next journey is ❤
Puff escaping KingCobraJFS could be a plot of a children's animated movie.
Hope you having a good day Smokey! RIP Puff, a real one.🙏
You know josh "accidentally " ate Puff in one of his burritos
There was the stream someone paid him $50 to brush his teeth. Funniest part about it was he had a $50 electric toothbrush.
Ever since Cobes started to drink the homemade mead it looks like his hair loss has accelerated
It's sad to see how much Josh has deteriorated in just about a half-decade. The guy was a little socially awkward before, but he didn't emit the complete lolcow vibe like this. He was at least able to participate in life to a certain extent. I don't like all the trolls giving him hell. The dude obviously has enough to deal with as it is, even though he chooses not to deal with it. I usually get roasted for saying this, but that is the nature of sociopaths. It's bad enough that we're watching him to begin with. Unfortunately, the road he is on only has four possible destinations: jails, hospitals, institutions, or death. I wonder if an intervention from his icon Ozzy would do any good. He had his own battle with addiction that he has been quite vocal about.
I don't even think an institution is an option, nobody close to him cares about him that much to get him in there. It's sad but all we can do is sit back and watch until something dire happens
That would be cool actually. Ozzy giving him advice
It's really sad the extent trolls went to get him fired from his job(s). Not being able to work and regularly interact with other people was a critical tie to keep him grounded in sanity, I think. He could've tried again and again and stayed persistent on finding a job/not advertising things on social media anymore too though, but honestly... social media is just not conducive to his health. He is isolated and that is just the perfect tornado for this decline.
I'm still angry nobody stole Puff to save him.
He's flying up in heavens with Ms. Green and Homeboy Scotty now. 🙏 RIP
A circle of protection on smokey against that predator white bowser.
*Puff the magic lizard mead coming in nicely, YT!*
I'm not sure canned jalepinos and brine count as nutrition. Good thing he added cookies, the yeast is eating good 😂
At long last a smokey cobra video this is something everyone needed after the puff news
0:00 if Kobz had a fish tank, it would look like this:
7:12 I feel like there's a My Little Pony toy in that jar.
I am getting a little worried about Josh getting really sick from his disgusting mead.
I've never seen someone purposefully attempt to create such a fucking disgusting concoction into mead before, ever. This is entirely new to me.
Josh absolutely is on food stamps. I think the reason he's so mead focused now is cause Papa Clint must be withholding Joshes government cheese so he doesnt blow it all on booze
During the colder months beared dragons go into hibernation. My beautiful boy is save in his cage laying in his hide sleeping peacefully. I check on him daily! Check if the temp is not too low, seeing if hes oke and whatnot. We have had him now for more then 4 years and hes healthy and happy. Knowing where Josh lives, if Puff got out in the cold, hes most definitely not with us anymore. He should not even been outside with Puff in the first place with the cold. Im sad seeing that people like that keep pets without the proper care for it😢
"now, ladies and gentlemen, do ya see whats on the screen right now?"
my first thought was PUFF MEAD TWU TOOBZ
Wonderful video as always Smokey. I do need to point out that you did miss one crucial ingredient in that mead, which is an entire can of original green monster energy.
This ain't mead this is diabetes and a hospital trip
Two cans!
Cobes is chasing the dragon sooner than anticipated.
He brushed his teeth at least once within the past decade because a troll paid him to make a video of it. He looked like he was in a lot of pain
RIP homelizard Puff, chilling out with homeboy Scotty in the afterlife 🕊🕊
One of my wisdom teeth had a thin crack when it grew in that caused the inside to start to rot. Let me tell you that was the most painful thing before I got it pulled. I can't imagine all of Josh's teeth doing that. He can't eat hot things, cold things, sugary things, or solid things. I'd say I hope it gets better because I know the pain, but I know that "better" is going to be once his teeth fall out.
Meadmaker here, and I have a lot to say about this. Judging by the fact that he has the right equipment (open mouth glass fermenter with water airlock) I think it could be possible that he does sanitize things properly, but who knows. As for his recipe, it's has potential. This kind of mad scientist behavior is pretty common in homebrewing forums, but I don't know if I have heard of a banana capsicumel (mead with hot peppers) before. Using canned/pickled fruit is unadvised and you certainly don't want the pickling juice in your must.
The cookies were another thing I found interesting. Not a terrible idea. In fact, Man Made Mead made an apple pie mead with graham crackers as they added a good flavor and mouthfeel to the batch, so cookies and bananas are not a bad idea.
Finally, his choice of sugars. Table sugar is one way to stretch out your pricier honey, but not recommended. Good quality honey, when fermented, has a nice floral flavor that you just wouldn't get from table sugar. Also, it is only a mead if 51% or more of the fermentable sugars come from honey, and between the shitload of sugar he added here and the cookies, I can't say that is the case.
Now as my prediction for his final product, it's gonna be shit. That picture of the fermenter looks normal, but I think there is too much sugar. I don't know exactly how much sugar is in there, but it is a lot. Because he is just leaving it there for 2 months, and he taped the lid shut, I can assume he is not checking it and step feeding nutrients. If you start out with too much sugar and not enough nutrients, The ferment will stall early, leaving it overly sweet, and produce off flavors which can take several months or a year to age out, and also lead to the potential to bottle bombs if a change in environment restarts the ferment. The only way you would have something drinkable in under 2 months would be if you made a low ABV session mead with a healthy ferment process. If you want a higher ABV, the best thing to do is start with enough sugar to get to about 13%, then step feed more sugars with nutrient to get it higher (Most yeasts typically peak around 18%) and then age it for a couple years because it will taste like jet fuel when it is finished.
I feel his war on sickos is an internal war as he battles the bad thoughts within.
Cobes isn't trying to make "tasteful new mead" recipes... he's trying to integrate FOOD into his ALCOHOL addiction so he can just drink to receive all his daily nutrients.
lizard, doritos, hot sauce, 57 different cheeses, cat food, bacon bits and jalapeños burrito next week for Thanksgiving toobz.
I was yelling to my husband about this... how?! The F. does someone lose a poor beardie? 😔
Your commentary is always greatly appreciated, smokey!!!
Discovery channel needs to give him his own show and they can do a crossover with Moonshiners. RIP Puff!
Puff escaped? THERE ARE PANTHEONS OF GODS. Good on you little buddy. Run far and wide.
The main reason I can’t get into Cobra as a lolcow is the animal neglect. I just can't laugh at him knowing that he's actively abusing the animals he gets and this only makes me dislike him more
Part of me is really hoping that someone pulled a Daniel Larson dog rescue, or Puff is just chilling in his tank (hiding to well for drunk Cobes to find him), but that's a push. Gotta pour one out for Puff, toobs. He's either in the walls and vents, or talking with beardy St. Peter right now.
With how rotten his teeth are getting i can imagine that this is the only wat he'll consume food in the future. Can't wait to see his blended food hacks.
RIP Puff, you now will live forever on the Wizard Lizard Wand; $666.66 for it Tubez
The gubbahmint hittin him in the mouf wif da space lazers
You filled that josh shaped hole on CZcams for 15 minutes, thank you
I can't think of it like we lost puff, But Mrs. Green gained a friend
Rip homeboy puff you will be missed
I'll admit, jalapeño or spicy ingredients can be a great addition to sweet alcohol drinks IF DONE RIGHT. There's an orchard about 30 min from me that makes a mango habanero malt type liquor in a can, and it's actually really good.
As someone who has a bearded dragon RIP puff. Small animals are always abused neglected or undercared for I have no sympathy for cobra i dont take my bearded dragon outside EVER to roam on the ground because of the amount of mites in my area and how cold it normally is and i wouldnt let my beardie to roam ALONE IN COLD WEATHER. RIP Puff you deserved so much more than you were given.
Have you seen CEO of Chairbugs video clip where Josh was saying there’s nothing wrong with giving lizards alcohol?
I have no sympathy for Josh anymore.