Splatoon 2 Kensa Weapons are for SNOBS
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- čas přidán 6. 07. 2019
- So, you like Kensa weapons? We're gonna put them to the test in some good old fashioned ranked battles!
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#Splatoon #Splatoon2 #NintendoSwitch - Hry
The colors red, white, and black work very well together. Persona 5 - *UH, I MEAN* Toni Kensa is a great example of that
uhm.. the Kensa weapons dont have read coloring.. BUT THEN AGAIN I *DONT* HAVE SPLATOON 2 SO HOW DO I KNOW?!
please end me
@Home Phone The weapons have red clothespins or laundry clips attached to them and *most* of the clothing have red accents (usually where the brand logo is).
@@homephone1774 most weapons have the TK logo which is red, and the red clothing clips
So you're going to go have pancakes now?
Jay: I have no fear
People that use full Main power up on literally any weapon:
Jay: I have one fear.
I use full main power up with kenza dynamo. Does that count?
@@Dynashu go to jail pls
Aw come on! I main Kensa Dynamo!
He said he was scared of brushes
What about *a brush main with full main power up*
I love it how his character is just looking around so confused.
Yea lol
All octolings do the same since they came out of a deep-sea metro (octo expansion)
@@ellqaaa only Agent 8 came out the Deep Sea metro
@@Likeafloweribloom scince you finish the octo expansion and come out as an octo you ARE agent 8
@@butterscotch562 don’t say bad words >:(
10:48 I love the way the other team is so desperate that the dualie squelchers fall off and the splattershot jr throws a bomb as if it's going to do anything 🤣🤣🤣
“You never really see anybody use Sloshing Machines.”
Something tells me Jaymoji hasn’t gotten to X Rank
Im about to get to X rank, is this what i shoud expect
Dj. Octario Since Kensa Sloshing Machines are somewhat common (and still the best Fizzy Bomb weapon according to the meta), yes.
Ok than, thx for the helping me prepare for x
@@Red-ru7zy I'm in rank X . it is very hard
4:41 What's that music called guys? cause I wanna know
"What did we learn about Kensa weapons?"
*"They're BOOYAH"*
uhm wut
Booji
Boogie
@@CG64Mushro0m I think its boujiee
lol
"Inklings are 12 years old, I think"
Me, who watched the original Splatoon Direct too many times: *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*
@@kellendamelon4007 bruh he was referring to how Jaymoji said they were 12 years old...
He's only 2 years off so he's closer than google
"That's all the kensa weapons Im going to use,"
"The lesson is they're boo-"
-jie
Kensa is for people who like main power up
Thats me and my dynamo.
This weapon was created for me.
That’s me in my brushes
That’s me and my sloshers
That is me and my... kensa splattershot pro...
"What do sprinklers do on rainmaker??"
You can throw it in front of the rainmaker shield and it's a constant stream of ink to get through it. We Bougie players know our stuff
It won't be a stream but It will hit it...a bit
You bougie people are much too bougie for my tastes.
But anyone who knows their stuff is welcome in my lobbies!
@RipTide hi ^^
0:07 "They're BOUGIE. Yeah that's right BOUGIE" -Jaymoji quote of the year
Jay: "Try saying Boujee!"
My brother: "Don't you dare try it."
Me: "........."
*"BOUJEE-"*
Boujee all da way
Boujee
bougie
BOOOOUJEE
isnt it bougie
i love my kensa undercover brella so much. undercover brellas protect me from literally nothing but they do make me more confident
I HATE THEM SO MUCH >:(
I love the kensa Luna blaster
Call me crazy but I loved the blasters since splatoon 1 and I have amazing aim and if you miss it takes 2 missed shots to splat someone and 1 direct shot to splat
@@link_farlands SAMEE
@@zitlali8350 blaster gang
I love my Kensa Splat Roller
“I’m a splattershot Main”
**laughs in hero shot replica**
edit: guys this is a joke on how the hero shot replica is literally just the splattershot but cooler why are you replying with your mains
**Laughs in Zapper 89**
**laughs in Octo shot**
**laughs in all of those**
**laughs in any octobrush**
laughs in wasabi oh wait-
Kenza is for snobs:
Jay using a Kenza chair, dyeing his hair Kenza colors, and uses only Kenza colored clothing: I see no problem with this
jay: brushes are SCARY
me: *gets 27 kills with a brush*
Lol same
h o w
Lol, I main an Inkbrush that I've dubbed my Lucky Inkbrush, because whenever I play with it, I can carry my team to victory. (Especially in Tower Control :>)
(Oh, wait, this counts as bragging, doesn't it? Whoops, sorry-)
Oh thats nothing I got 54 in ranked
same
I play in a triangle 🔺
Nice
Viantastic S t o p
Stop
Stop
Stop
Toni Kensa, the rich people’s Splatoon brand.
I still think the Kensa Octobrush is my favorite of all the Kensa weapons.
Same the Kensa octo brush is my main weapon :D
My main used to be the kensa OctoB but I've moved to the kensa splattershot pro. Two words. Booyah. Bombs.
I love the Kensa Dualies, Sloshing Machine, and Dynamo Roller
TentaCole Gaming yes
Been loving that thing since I got it. I don’t know how to throw the stamp though...
I’m watching this in 2024😢
Same 😢
Same
Why are y'all sad ?
@@setabkhan3081bc jay is all grown up now😢
Same
“Like a quesadilla on Sunday”
Tfw you’re watching this, eating a quesadilla, on a Sunday
literally no one:
jay: your meatballs about to get DRENCHED
Jay that's g a y
Take away the meat and see what you get
@@osalana4206 no no no. PLEASE NO
The shipping side of my brain:
Write that down
*W R I T E T H A T D O W N*
@@ivanmartinez1683 *W R I T E T H A T D O W N N O W*
I'm not gonna lie
TONI KENSA IS MY FAVORITE SPLATOON BRAND
I EVEN HAVE TONI KENSA PRINTED ON A SHIRT
OMG ME TOO
SAME!!! (This comment made by a narcissistic snobby Octoling)
SAME!
TONI KENSA GANG GANG LETS GOOOOOO
I have every tini kensa gear
1:18 "Sifty of them"
Nobody:
The starting of the video: SAOOOOOOOOOO-
*B O U J I E*
boujee*
@@finibeee *bougie
⫷ᖘurpℓeṨodaPºp⫸ boobgee
@@finibeee boomkie
@@PurpleHazePro boomjie
"You know how you don't see them and they go
FGFGFFHSGFNEUNDJFWDYI
and your dead"
0:00 guy in the back selling weed.
SOOOOOO I hear you like the happy powder, huh?
I'm just gonna keep using Kensa weapons they look cooler than normal ones
BAHAHA FR
Guess I’m a *MASSIVE* snob cause I have the entire set and gear so that means I can use this emoji
🧐
Same
Sooooooooooooo your B O U J I E
@@letsrockoutindinosaurchestra honesty I can’t blame you lol
I use kensa scattershot so I guess I'm a S N O B
ah yes, my favourite emoji... square with an x
Sprinkler tip on Rainmaker:
When someone in our team dies with the Rainmaker, before the Rainmaker comes back, throw a sprinkler on it. And the Rainmaker will slowly become your ink and pop! (I don’t know how to explain it)
Jaymoji: Kensa weapons are for snobs
Me: *looks at my kensa splat dualies* well shi-
Literally me with my Kensa Splattershot
me; who was collecting the whole set: well i appear to have made a regretful desicion
s n o b
Dude dualies are the best
@@anhilo9716 I'm going to do that one day ANYWAY! I'm going to collect every weapon, starting with the ones I can actually use.
Which is...not many...
not many at all...
11:27 You can put it in the rainmaker before it forms a shield to pop the shield faster once it appears
Kensa Update in a nutshell:
You can drink and through cans
Through moving small point sensors
Use literally the most terrifying stamp ever
And a better inkstrike
Plus Joker themed weapons
*Throw
Wtf is ur profile picture my guy I almost had a heart attack
I miss the inkstrike is you could strike any point of the map from your current location. Not just where you are.
@@kellendamelon4007 it's Sammy the Strawberry from Flamingo's videos
If you look in the captions, this is how you spell "Bougie"
You're welcome
I thought it was boujee or something-
@@tia6472 same. Innit??
toastie ghostie I’m dyslexic and I thought it was spelled booje
I thought it was booshie
Tsuyu Asu- AH I mean sue
BRO I THOUGHT THE GIRL IN THE THUMBNAIL HAD A CUTE LIL BUN AND I WAS LIKE " WAIT I DONT REMEMBER THIS HAIRSTYLE" AND SPENT 10 MINUTES TRYING TO FIND IT
oof
5:50
When he made that sound, it matched with the launch of the Missiles. xD
Jay: Tony Kensa weapons are for SNOBS
Also Jay: *has red on the kensa splattershot*
*toni kensa
sorry man had to do it
I was covering turf with the Aerospray PG on The Reef and I found a trail of enemy ink and I started covering it, then a Brush jumped out of the ink and I actually jumped and dropped my controller
i was fighting someone who were using K dualies in inkblot art academy, they hid behind a corner and i knew they were there and they just rolled out and splatted me and i had never felt like splatoon was pokemon swsh until then-
Lol I kinda have the same story-
So I was running around with my dapples and I found someone hiding in the ink- (it was a roller btw) and uh I was literally just about to kill em UNTIL THEY POPPED OUT OF THE INK AND I LITERALLY ALMOST GOT SPLATTED but I ended up splatting them in the end.
Sorry lol
For the stupid people its a joke on how thats the only way I get splats
If it was a kensa octobrush, I wouldn’t forgive them
*laughs in octobrush*
Sprinkler is one of my favourite sub weapons because of the feeling when you actually menage to kill someone with it. Feels great
1:55
“I appear to be allergic to all the bougeness in the air”
-Jaymoji 2019
‘he was in camouflage i didn’t see him’ I SPAT OUT MY SOUL
3:40 dude are you a witch
I came into the kitchen to make a quesadilla, and it's a Sunday.
update: made a juicy thicc quesadilla and it tasted great.
You're second "Read more" doesn't work. Its probably fake, but when I click it, it tries to open more.
@@Red-ru7zy glitch. it happens to everyone
I WAS CRAVING ONE BEFORE THIS VIDEO
8:18 noice enemy tean
This is my favorite jaymoji video ever, i always come back to rewatch it almost monthly in the past 3 years. Thanks jaymoji for making one of my favorite youtube video of all time and never failing to make me laugh no matter how many times i’ve watched this. (:
Its been a month! Have you rewatched yet? 👀
@@beesiies i mean if a few days ago counts as last month then defo😂
5:51
Oh my God.
I still play Splatoon 1 since I don't have a Switch and let's just say..
Salty me destroyed the inside of the Gamepad.
Yes, me a very calm person was so salty that I just went "YEET" and flung the Gamepad across the room.
I have a switch but I don't have Splatoon 2 yet, I might get it soon but I hate it when I'm winning in the first half and in the last 10 seconds the enemy team splat like half the map. I ALSO HATE HOW INKSTRIKES GO ON AFTER THE GAME FINISHES.
Guess I'm a snob then, I accept this.
10:34 funniest moment in a long time XD
I actually “laughed out loud”
This kind of seems like a decent strategy when panicking.
“get ready for some sauce, because yo meatballs gonna get drenched” jaymoji 2019
no one:
jay: LIKE A QUESADILLA ON SUNDAY
i like quesadilla on any day
this video was amazing.
like a quesadilla on sunday-
Let’s go-
I love the way he says “Kensa dynamo roller”
Same pfp bro
I love kensa- i just love it cuz of the specials and i can use them well
4:40 the “YEET” honestly killed me 😂😂😂
Y
E
S
“The thing about thekensadynamoroller”
" Have you ever gone against a really good brush player? You know how you don't see them and then they [great imitation of brush attack] and then you're dead? "
* *laughs in Custom Range Blaster player* *
Go to 0:26 with the captions on xD
jay: kensa weapons are for snobs
me with my kensa splattershot pro: * silently crying in corner *
It's ok I use the Kensa Octo brush ;u;
me in a nutshell
Don't worry, my friend, *takes aim with Kensa Splatterscope* I know who to splat.
*_Silently cries with my Kensa Roller_*
KanjiGodomo * grabs kensa splatterscope as well *
I gotchu fam
I love using the Kensa Octo Brush >.> I’m one of those people who swings it like a mad woman and gets a average of 5 kills per match
Same! I usually get 10 or more kills when I use it.
Same I never look at my kills tho
U nubs I get like 13 splats
@@kitz_8668 pfft.
same
Fizzy Bomb is actually a bubble tea shaker.
Inner agent three doesn't make me rage, but when theres a n-zap, you could hear me scream from a mile away
2:39 relatable my friend on discord is really good with a brush and it scares me
(Edit:holy hecc thanks for the likes)
I'm a pro at the Kenya brush
Sometimes..
RoseMary_ XOXOX I’m decent with brushes :3
I main the Kensa brush and I legit sneak up on people and then go nuts 😂
@@skythepotatoartist8222 me too
Using black weapons make me feel edgy and artsy at the same time
I need that
"SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" I could not shut up after I heard that
When he was throwing the ultra stamp and he said "YEET" I was like the respect bcs I luv the word YEET
YES. Even more fun to say than boujee
For some reason, I expected Jay to be Rank X in this. Surprised to see S+ 6.
I guess they are very great weapons because they have very good Subs and specials
My mom reading my hand righting be like: "3:43"
Not only your hand writing is horrible, your spelling is too
@@Octoweaponry well ok then I'll take that
8:57
tbh, "dynamonoler" sounds better for dynamo
“BOUUUUJIE”
-Jaymoji 2019
5:29
Jay: When I was a kid th-
Me: *wdym you’re still a fetus*
Kffff sorry I almost cracked laughing
Honestly, my favorite Kensa weapons are the Kshot and the Kpro, for the kits alone.
3:34
That was a sweet double kill. Nice crispy juicy sweet double kill like a quesadilla on sunday. let's go!!!
...likes quesadilla on Sunday...
WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?
0:12 *has a medal on the kensa pro*
Jay: Have you ever gone up against a good brush main?
Me: - Is a Brush Main -
Also Me: *Ah hahaha...*
same im level 12 only have 40 hours into the game and i already love the brush
@@BruhMoment-kk2kb all i got is the original splatoon and i haven't touched that game all decade
@@kellendamelon4007 i have a feeling you’ve run into a lot of good brush mains and now you’re just salty
he said *good*
Hi Jay,thanks for all the videos,they make me feel better every time I'm having a bad day so thanks! So keep the great work up!
i love using splashdown from a teleport, it's like a mega surprise splashdown
So true
Kensa weapons are for us *edgy* gamers
So edgy *has inkling dressed up all in black with the edgiest clothes u can think of*
don't forget the skull bandana
Hell yes.
Sneaky beanie?... no
@@kriskros4900 Was that a personal atta-
Kensa collection 1 gave new kits to some of the basic weapons, which was pretty good. Kensa collection 2 gave birth to 4 of the greatest weapons in Splatoon 2, which was awesome. Kensa collection 3 gave us better variations of some alright weapons, which was ok I guess. Then Kensa collection 4 gave birth to some abominations, which was...eh...
"Can it kill someone with ease, no? Put it down. " :jay
"I seem to be allergic to all the bojeyness in the air" :jay
Jay: I have no fear
People that use full Main power up on literally any weapon:
Jay: I have one fear.
Jay: I have no fear
People that use full Main power up on literally any weapon:
Jay: I have one fear.
My thoughts when he used the Splatterscope:
Fyrus: YOU’VE GOT A SPLATTERSCOPE!
Jay: And you just cheated!
Jaymoji “I rarely use mini splatlings”
Me: *Mains mini splatlings and gets increasingly more pissed off as i realize how many people hate them*
You main the kensa mini splatling? *:D*
I like mini splatlings...
People that use them are actually skilled though. AHEM.
*This is a hint to HALF THE DAMN WEAPONS IN THE GAME REQUIRE NO SKILL URGH!!!
dude i was trying every other weapon, complained about the sloshing machines and then actually tried them in ranked and theyre my new favorite weapon
FUN FACT: INKLINGS FULLY DEVELOPE AT AGE 14
JayMoji: Kensas Are slobs
Me: Kenya JayMoji
Kensa is a the hype brand of Splatoon. Splatpreme I guess.
or off white
I love love love love LOVE the vanilla and Kensa Luna Blasters. It’s just so satisfying to get two people with one shot, even if they get hit with two blasts that aren’t direct.
"The Kensa weapons are boosy, I don't even know how to spell that" No wonder the name of this video is "Splatoon 2 Kensa Weapons are for SNOBS"
I love my buckets. They express me so well because trash cans are technically buckets and I am trash.
8:50 Sodium on the Podium.
Jaymoji: I'm terrified by players who are amazing at using the brushes
Me who's a brush player: :) it is what it is
4:05
THAT IS ME WTF
Wait your octoling boy or inkling
Octoling
4:16 yeah really REALLY sounds wierd
Kensa is the more trendy, fashionable and chic version of Gucci
7:13 I was once in a similar situation but I was using the dark tetra dualies. I did four dodge rolls to get behind the person who waited for me to land and I killed them. I was like “wow, that was awesome!”
Then I got ran over by a roller.
"Kensa weapons are boogie". Us=(surprise attack with ultra stamp)
"Aw man I wish I were good at this game."
*um--*
9:24
THAT WAS ME I WAS WONDERING IF I WAS ACTUALLY PLAYING WITH YOU
cool.
This is the first video I watched of you And you’re already my favorite 😂
3:38 I had a quesadilla today… todays Sunday. What a day to watch this video