Where There's a Whip There's a Way!

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  • čas přidán 4. 12. 2012
  • Classic song from the Rankin-Bass Return of the King. All credit to them, none to me.
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  • @MarsM13
    @MarsM13 Před rokem +1640

    Morgoth may have corrupted their bodies, but at least he left them their rich singing voices.

    • @okidokiliteratureclub706
      @okidokiliteratureclub706 Před rokem +85

      The way elves look in this universe I don't think they were corrupted that much....

    • @yakm9557
      @yakm9557 Před rokem +20

      @@okidokiliteratureclub706 Lmfao

    • @Destineddeath
      @Destineddeath Před rokem +15

      Where There's A Whip, There's A Way To Rudimentarily / Spiritually Twist & Corrupt The Greatest Race Of Mortal Beings & Keep 'Em Singin'

    • @NukeA6
      @NukeA6 Před rokem +21

      They had the best of the best to learn from. Morgoth and his servant, Sauron are supposed to be great singers.

    • @molle85dk
      @molle85dk Před 8 měsíci +15

      Idk, I always heard that Morgoth was a little "out of tune" @@NukeA6

  • @sreyerbri7469
    @sreyerbri7469 Před 3 lety +5205

    Imagine going through the trouble of deforming and transforming thousands of elves into an entire race of ruthless war machines, only for their war song to end up being a funky tune about how they dont want to go to war

    • @timfortune9
      @timfortune9 Před 3 lety +324

      Morgoth was unable to create, only mock. This is pretty much what Iluvatar knew was going to happen when he tried.

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 Před 3 lety +14

      i mean i'd feel happy if that happen.

    • @imapleb4956
      @imapleb4956 Před 3 lety +18

      @Martin Silvan Yeah its pretty unclear, it could be either one, both, or even neither.

    • @imapleb4956
      @imapleb4956 Před 3 lety +27

      @@slothjon1960 I’m pretty sure they don’t, I’m also pretty sure that theres mentions of Orcs doing naughty gross things to human females.

    • @the_dropbear4392
      @the_dropbear4392 Před 3 lety +50

      @Martin Silvan No the silmierilion says morgoth tortured and corrupted elves to make the orcs

  • @squirlysquirly969
    @squirlysquirly969 Před 6 lety +3333

    The "I don't want to go to work" song

  • @dash_o_napalm594
    @dash_o_napalm594 Před 3 lety +2046

    I love how the "Lord of the Lash" Whips along to the beat of the song. Like, your job is to brutally beat anyone who wants to leave but you still enjoy a good ditty.

    • @aguynamelex3146
      @aguynamelex3146 Před 3 lety +70

      Think of it this way, maybe its a torture method like every time a certain beat comes up Lord of the lash whips and the orcs knows this but if you're singing a good ditty you must sing the entire ditty

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Před 3 lety +46

      Nah, the whip is there to keep them in time and moving. Same with cattle

    • @dakotastein9499
      @dakotastein9499 Před 3 lety +62

      The whipmaster is likely in on it,hell he probably came up with it himself...in those days drilling to songs like this was common practice in the military,especially the army.

    • @Infinite_Jester
      @Infinite_Jester Před 3 lety +9

      @@dakotastein9499 I don't recall any instances from the books, but in our universe they're certainly common for marching formations to this very day.

    • @dakotastein9499
      @dakotastein9499 Před 3 lety

      @@Infinite_Jester wasn't talking about the books.

  • @docdave15
    @docdave15 Před 9 lety +2375

    They maybe a group of murderous creatures working the Dark Lord but damn it they're going to have those vocals down perfect and harmonize the hell out of the song.

    • @docdave15
      @docdave15 Před 9 lety +58

      urpo ukkeli Its either that or play 'I Spy' and I bet that would get annoying.
      "Okay, I spy with my little eye something... grey."
      'Is is my armour... again.'

    • @EmperorZoron
      @EmperorZoron Před 8 lety +26

      +docdave15 No. It was the sky this time... Again. Your turn.

    • @dialecticalmonist3405
      @dialecticalmonist3405 Před 6 lety +14

      Where there's a whip, there's a way.

    • @maryfreebed9886
      @maryfreebed9886 Před 5 lety +43

      These guys don't look murderous. They are tired, sad, and just want to go home, more than anything else.

    • @emperormachinedramon3188
      @emperormachinedramon3188 Před 3 lety +26

      If this song is correct then there not even serving the dark lord willingly, as they said " We're the slaves of the dark lords war" meaning the Orcs don't want this war anymore than the Elves, Dwarves and Men.

  • @coachrenaldo
    @coachrenaldo Před 3 lety +474

    Hey, if this whole “dark lord’s war” blows over, these orcs could start a kickin jazz band, become the greatest bards in all of Middle Earth.

    • @velvety2006
      @velvety2006 Před 2 lety +15

      It's kinda interesting that they are allowed to protest about having to go to war despite being slaves, you would think Sauron would not want that in his ranks lol

    • @Mr.BucketHatMan
      @Mr.BucketHatMan Před 11 měsíci +2

      Unfortunately they got turned into badgers and skunks

    • @IronFistOfArkus42
      @IronFistOfArkus42 Před 8 měsíci +4

      I think Sauron doesn't really care. No matter how much they grumble and want to rebel, its not like they can actually do so. @@velvety2006

    • @thundergaming155
      @thundergaming155 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@IronFistOfArkus42 i mean being a powerful dark lord is a good deterrent for rebels after all (even if he did not have a body at the time lol).

  • @josephmartins8882
    @josephmartins8882 Před 4 lety +582

    This whole song actually makes the orcs here look really sympathetic. I mean, look at their faces, they don't want to go to war, they don't want to die. As conscripts they are barely above slaves.

    • @imapleb4956
      @imapleb4956 Před 3 lety +134

      Thats how tolkien originally wanted his orcs to be portrayed and he regretted not portraying them in a more sympathetic light

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 Před 3 lety +30

      @@imapleb4956 *Meanwhile in Warhammer 40k
      TO LIVE IS TO FIGHT AND DIE AND WAR ALL THE TIME.
      No really check out the lore of W40k that stuff makes the extended universe of Star Wars crap it's pants

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive Před 3 lety +2

      @@imapleb4956 wtf did you feel the need to spread this disinformation bullshit on every fucking comment?

    • @Jay_76
      @Jay_76 Před 2 lety +14

      Yet in a couple of scenes, these same orcs are ready, willing, and eager to engage in a battle against a group of humans.

    • @placeholderplaceholder6056
      @placeholderplaceholder6056 Před rokem +48

      @@Jay_76 even conscripts have to stir themselves up to keep going

  • @RatBatSpiderCrab
    @RatBatSpiderCrab Před 7 lety +2616

    Can you imagine Peter Jackson's Orcs in "Battle of the Five Armies' singing this song?

    • @99xjokerx
      @99xjokerx Před 5 lety +130

      ExistencialistaAntiHumanista I don’t want to be “that guy” but essentially orcs and goblins are the same thing

    • @fidgetthescout9142
      @fidgetthescout9142 Před 5 lety +67

      Yeah the words are used interchangeably, like how "White" and "Caucasian" are the same thing.

    • @deavonw
      @deavonw Před 5 lety +75

      There are different types of orcs though. Snaga are the little weaker ones... Uruks being the big bad ones...

    • @JTHMSqueeMrEffDBoy
      @JTHMSqueeMrEffDBoy Před 5 lety +44

      @@fidgetthescout9142 Uh, not exactly. Indians, Pakistanis, and Middle Eastern folk are Caucasian but not White, and depending on the definition or who you ask, neither are Spaniards, Italians, Greeks, Eastern Europeans, etc. Sorry, that comment just made me go "uh".

    • @mangleman25
      @mangleman25 Před 5 lety +31

      @@99xjokerx Actually, from what I've heard, goblins are basically orcs but located in the Misty Mountains. It's about the area.

  • @jaydeflayme2890
    @jaydeflayme2890 Před 9 lety +2069

    These orcs are better singers than the people in my old high school's choir

    • @TheHobbsicle
      @TheHobbsicle Před 8 lety +44

      I mean I had actual retards in my choir so yeah these guys are pretty solid compared to them

    • @Nate-ik8cf
      @Nate-ik8cf Před 7 lety +119

      It's all that whipping. really keeps a choir in shape

    • @ILikeMyPrivacytbt
      @ILikeMyPrivacytbt Před 6 lety +37

      What are you saying? Those orcs are better singers than most pop musicians; have you ever heard Justin Bieber sing as manly as these orcs? No he sounds like a ten year old girl.

    • @Predatornc1
      @Predatornc1 Před 5 lety +4

      Nate true.

    • @steelon_the_steelix
      @steelon_the_steelix Před 3 lety

      @@ILikeMyPrivacytbt true

  • @gold_leader9288
    @gold_leader9288 Před 5 lety +1242

    I guess this is an ORChestra

  • @servomoore
    @servomoore Před 6 lety +1343

    "The enemy? His sense of duty was no less than ours, I deem. You wonder what his name was. Where he came from? If he was really evil at heart? What lies or threats led him on this long march from home, when he’d rather have stayed there?"

    • @sanderskovly7641
      @sanderskovly7641 Před 5 lety +216

      -JRR Tolkien, when confronted by the germans in the great war

    • @____-ju6mx
      @____-ju6mx Před 4 lety +16

      i cry everytime

    • @420sussybaka5
      @420sussybaka5 Před 4 lety +102

      That's actually quote from the book said by Sam on his first account with the Easterlings with Frodo

    • @Bellg
      @Bellg Před 3 lety +7

      @Thanagor of Scourge in the movie yes

    • @wjzav1971
      @wjzav1971 Před 3 lety +58

      @Thanagor of Scourge in the movies, Faramir says it. In the books, its a thought that passes through Sam's mind.

  • @little_isalina
    @little_isalina Před 3 lety +165

    The most messed up part about this is that right after this song establishes the orc army as unwilling slaves forced to fight and die in a war they want no part of, Sam instigates a fight between them and a passing human battalion just so the hobbits can slip away.

    • @dorianrobinette9712
      @dorianrobinette9712 Před 3 lety +43

      Yeah, sam goes and starts a race war.

    • @Brutalyte616
      @Brutalyte616 Před 2 lety +22

      It's more like the orcs are tired of marching for so long and want to rest, but their commander keeps driving them along to the next battle.

    • @greghansen38
      @greghansen38 Před 2 lety +9

      It's been said that the commander should worry when the troops stop complaining.

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Před rokem

      @@dorianrobinette9712 Weren’t they already at war?

    • @Special_Tactics_Force_Unit
      @Special_Tactics_Force_Unit Před rokem +4

      @@capncake8837 not at present with each other. The men of the harad were allies to the orcs until Sam puts that shit down

  • @wastehazey6468
    @wastehazey6468 Před 5 lety +325

    The fact that the Orcs are slaves that don't want to fight is pretty saddening

    • @JohnDoe-zx1ck
      @JohnDoe-zx1ck Před 3 lety +38

      Thats a mighty strange statement coming from a devotee of the blood god.

    • @JohnDoe-zx1ck
      @JohnDoe-zx1ck Před 3 lety +7

      @Taramafor Haikido His profile picture.

    • @shadowhunter0815
      @shadowhunter0815 Před 3 lety +40

      @@JohnDoe-zx1ck He is saddened by the fact that they are slaves and don't fight on their own choosing.
      Kornates fight their own battles not someone elses.

    • @bluebookreader5219
      @bluebookreader5219 Před 3 lety

      Well my dear bloody friend you might be happy for the violence they will make fall like a fountain.

    • @JohnDoe-zx1ck
      @JohnDoe-zx1ck Před 3 lety +5

      @@shadowhunter0815 "Khorne cares not from where the blood flows, only that it flows without cease for all eternity."

  • @DarthRushy
    @DarthRushy Před 9 lety +630

    *puts song on repeat and goes for a short jog*
    Wait, did I just run past the Eiffel Tower?

    • @coolguy54ramirez31
      @coolguy54ramirez31 Před 8 lety

      what do ye mean by that

    • @gamebird9354
      @gamebird9354 Před 8 lety +36

      +Jose Eduardo Ramirez The music is so enthralling, he missed the most well-known structure in one of the most successful countries in the world. How's that?

    • @coolguy54ramirez31
      @coolguy54ramirez31 Před 8 lety +2

      I never understood a word you said

    • @DarthRushy
      @DarthRushy Před 8 lety +17

      Jose Eduardo Ramirez The music is so much fun to listen to that I kept running until I went past the Eiffel Tower.

    • @gamebird9354
      @gamebird9354 Před 8 lety +3

      Thanks man. That was a bit complicated.

  • @abbieramsay5672
    @abbieramsay5672 Před 5 lety +564

    the fact that they say they "don't want to go to war" and "we're slaves of the dark lord's war" makes them seem like less terrible beings.
    Edit: someone should put this song over the orcs marching in the live action one

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu Před 3 lety +5

      Just do a search as it has been done tons of times.

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 Před 3 lety +6

      @@Pikkabuu kinda wish it was in LEGO Lord Of The Rings

    • @imapleb4956
      @imapleb4956 Před 3 lety +80

      This is actually more in line with how Tolkien wanted the orcs to be portrayed, and he said it was his greatest regret that he didn’t portray them more sympathetically.

    • @TomorrowWeLive
      @TomorrowWeLive Před 3 lety +9

      @@imapleb4956 shut up, orc-lover. Youre spreading the lies of Sauron.

    • @lonebattledroid4474
      @lonebattledroid4474 Před 3 lety +17

      The Orcs do have a tragic backstory

  • @xeronylloyd21
    @xeronylloyd21 Před rokem +29

    Gandalf: Defeats Balrog
    Balrog: Where there’s a whip. There’s a way.

  • @Reverend_Revenant
    @Reverend_Revenant Před 9 lety +671

    We don't wanna work the ranch today, but horse out back says "neigh neigh neigh".

    • @ezrablock3218
      @ezrablock3218 Před 5 lety +11

      I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you.

    • @Cmdr_Meiloorun
      @Cmdr_Meiloorun Před 5 lety +5

      This is so relevant now it's not even funny

    • @LordEmpyreal
      @LordEmpyreal Před 4 lety +7

      We don't wanna stay at home all day, but the virus in our town says "nay, nay, nay!"

    • @WobblesandBean
      @WobblesandBean Před 3 lety +1

      We don't wanna make the cheese today, but the curds in the milk says whey, whey, whey

  • @manospondylus4896
    @manospondylus4896 Před 7 lety +700

    Theme song of my life
    Edit: I appreciate everyone‘s concern but don‘t be worried, I‘m the one holding the whip

  • @kikothemedic
    @kikothemedic Před 11 lety +280

    I HEARD THIS ONCE , ALMOST 30 YEARS AGO AND I WENT TO BOOT CAMP ,AIT, 2 MED CRUISES AND A TOUR IN IRAQ WITH THIS SONG IN MY HEAD , NEVER HEARING IT AGAIN TILL TODAY, THIS AM ON A WHIM I TRIED THIS 1 LINE AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW .......MY NEWEST FAVORITE SONG

    • @yerbstudios1725
      @yerbstudios1725 Před 5 lety +16

      And BTW thank you for your service it's people like you that make us great

    • @civilwildman
      @civilwildman Před 4 lety +8

      As said before, we thank you for your service. :)

    • @ToxicBastard
      @ToxicBastard Před 3 lety +8

      imagine singing this in the barracks

    • @Paintplayer1
      @Paintplayer1 Před 3 lety +1

      This song has me wanting to rejoin, I wish I'd known it while I was in lol

    • @LoesungFeuer5
      @LoesungFeuer5 Před 2 lety

      Like the comment.
      Read the edit.
      Dislike the comment.

  • @undead9999
    @undead9999 Před rokem +67

    This brings back memories from my time in the French Foreign Legion.
    I was out on leave with a few comrades, drunk as a drunk could be, and a British comrade starts this tune. We all fall in, marching in step. Good fun.

  • @deathdealer2u
    @deathdealer2u Před 7 měsíci +5

    Me and my co workers working at Publix

  • @kestrel2045
    @kestrel2045 Před 3 lety +31

    An absolute fucking banger.

  • @Thoregor
    @Thoregor Před 8 lety +253

    Even though I'm not a big fan of the animated versions I just love singing along on their songs because they're so fun and catchy.

    • @ryancox9281
      @ryancox9281 Před 8 lety +19

      This was by far my favorite part of the movie.

    • @jankawe8590
      @jankawe8590 Před 7 lety

      Thoregor j by 8

    • @jakemcstay2675
      @jakemcstay2675 Před 5 lety

      this is the only disco tune in the entire movie.

    • @edensgate3770
      @edensgate3770 Před 4 lety +6

      i love this movie just because gandalf i a total psychopat in it

    • @Mr.BucketHatMan
      @Mr.BucketHatMan Před 11 měsíci +2

      The animated hobbit was a masterpiece, but this one’s budget was cut so it turned out crappy lol

  • @Bartnuschler
    @Bartnuschler Před 4 lety +1436

    Everybody: I should stay at home to avoid spreading the coronavirus
    Employers:

    • @YagrumBagarn
      @YagrumBagarn Před 4 lety +52

      Hah true I don't wanna go to work today but my factory boss says nay nay nay XD

    • @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace
      @StinkyPoopyMcFartFace Před 4 lety +13

      Holy fuck this is too relatable

    • @civilwildman
      @civilwildman Před 3 lety +7

      At least some folks can work from home, namely with careers like web design. ;)

    • @-Cheif
      @-Cheif Před 3 lety +1

      Lmao

    • @goodfeelerman1475
      @goodfeelerman1475 Před 3 lety +5

      Well to be honest if there was no work and the government shut down ours (I'm an American) would collapse under its own bloated weight.

  • @wezurii5096
    @wezurii5096 Před 6 lety +153

    this accurately depicts my playthrough of shadow of mordor

    • @ChilupaKing
      @ChilupaKing Před 4 lety +7

      So tedious lol At least you can spare some Orcs and you can see a more relatable quality to them 😄

  • @OmnicidalClown1992
    @OmnicidalClown1992 Před 2 měsíci +5

    I never saw the Rankin-Bass version of Return of the King, but for some reason, this song I keep coming back to.

  • @RainbowMan9407
    @RainbowMan9407 Před 5 měsíci +11

    Just imagine the orcs in Peter Jackson's version singing this.

  • @halleck3
    @halleck3 Před 5 lety +36

    If they'd put the effort into their fighting that they put into their singing, they would've been unstoppable.

    • @cageybee7221
      @cageybee7221 Před 3 lety +9

      to be fair, they are conscripts.

    • @halleck3
      @halleck3 Před 3 lety +1

      @@cageybee7221 Lol true. Although I kind of wonder what they'd be doing if they weren't. Somehow I don't see the orcs farming or somesuch....

  • @todalio9238
    @todalio9238 Před 3 lety +35

    The simplicity of it is what makes it perfect.

  • @vortexsblazingtime6538
    @vortexsblazingtime6538 Před rokem +14

    To Jules Bass, who passed away today. We'll remember the works and the orcs that kept marching.

  • @DG-yp9oy
    @DG-yp9oy Před 5 lety +151

    What Pokémon’s lives are actually like

    • @ZhongliArchonofSwag
      @ZhongliArchonofSwag Před 3 lety +9

      Considering they’re fully sentient, Pokeballs don’t seem to force them to obey AT ALL, some of them seem entirely capable of leveling cities, don’t seem to be that harmed even after taking bolts of lightning to the face, can regenerate near instantly, and they go out of their way to challenge trainers, each other, and seem to have some grasp of the rules of chivalry, I don’t actually think so.
      The terrifying aspect of the Pokémon universe is why that isn’t the case.
      Because the only explanation is that Pokémon are Eldritch manifestations of human thoughts emotions concepts and wishes made reality by the horrifying omnipotent monstrosities waiting at the boundaries of their reality they have the gall to call UNOWN.

    • @ZhongliArchonofSwag
      @ZhongliArchonofSwag Před 3 lety +1

      Bryce Plummer I mean, you can hold unto that delusion all you want, but when you’re ready to enter the next level of the meme, you’ll realize it’s actually Cthulhu for kids.

    • @ZhongliArchonofSwag
      @ZhongliArchonofSwag Před 3 lety +1

      Bryce Plummer XD You’re an odd duck. Which is it? Are you trying to misconstrue the content of the universe to make it dark and funny or are you trying to literally interpret the lore as intended...?
      Jokes aside, the UNOWN and their habit of granting the wishes of any human they encounter is lore accurate, and Pokémon ARE fully sentient, so dog fighting isn’t applicable. It’s more like fantasy monster Free Style Martial arts, if we are dispensing with dark humor and interpreting the literal lore as intended.

    • @ZhongliArchonofSwag
      @ZhongliArchonofSwag Před 3 lety +1

      @Bryce Plummer Not at all...? I'm taking it at face value? XD
      What exactly is it you think I'm over analyzing...?

    • @verruxlunox8438
      @verruxlunox8438 Před 3 lety +5

      "my flesh knows no pain
      only max potion"

  • @richtrm3177
    @richtrm3177 Před 5 měsíci +5

    If this was in the Jackson version, it would win every award in existence.

  • @spyrosblt3320
    @spyrosblt3320 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Expectation: We dont wanna go to war, we actually despise violence and hate!
    Reality: We dont wanna go to war, we prefer casual, laid back pillaging

  • @thewhimsicalworldofthewond9144
    @thewhimsicalworldofthewond9144 Před 11 měsíci +51

    I sing this to myself every day when I clock into work

  • @michaellight6981
    @michaellight6981 Před 3 lety +42

    this is one of the most beautiful songs ever, but it makes me feel kinda awkward about a supposed ultimate battle between good and evil when the evil side doesn't want to fight any more than the good side does.

    • @Yglorba
      @Yglorba Před rokem +10

      Very much the point, though. It's worth remembering, for context, that the movie this is from was created in the wake of the Vietnam war and was likely heavily affected by anti-war sentiment - the fact is that, for the soldiers, it's not an ultimate battle between good and evil. Most of them (even on Sauron's side) are just people.

  • @myroomisblue2679
    @myroomisblue2679 Před 8 lety +224

    feel like they are singing this in subtle protest of their treatment

    • @myroomisblue2679
      @myroomisblue2679 Před 8 lety +10

      +glorb it has been a while since I posted that comment, however knowing myself I was being sarcastic

    • @cajbajthewhite4889
      @cajbajthewhite4889 Před 8 lety +20

      Gee I wonder if that was sarcasm

    • @whiderboss
      @whiderboss Před 4 lety +9

      I wonder if they composted it themselves or if Sauron teached them the song

    • @sreyerbri7469
      @sreyerbri7469 Před 3 lety

      @@myroomisblue2679 ya dont say

    • @ryanrigley2558
      @ryanrigley2558 Před 3 lety +3

      "Subtle"

  • @asnrobert
    @asnrobert Před 6 lety +64

    This song is in my head every time I get up to got to work.

  • @WobblesandBean
    @WobblesandBean Před 3 lety +10

    This makes the Uruk'hai seem sympathetic. They don't wanna fight, they're cognizant of the fact that Sauron is just using them as cannon fodder, they don't even sound all that loyal to him. It sounds like they'd rather just be vibin' back home, relaxing and eating cheesy doodles.

  • @SuperOverlord94
    @SuperOverlord94 Před 8 lety +481

    I played this song to my mother and joked that it described pretty well her how she bossed me and dad around in the house.
    ... she looked far too pleased by my comment to my liking.

    • @TheFlohRiDa
      @TheFlohRiDa Před 3 lety +16

      i think that migth be due to your parents bein into BDSM and she just thinkin "oh, if youd know..." xDDD

    • @imapleb4956
      @imapleb4956 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheFlohRiDa You’re gross

    • @TheFlohRiDa
      @TheFlohRiDa Před 3 lety +1

      ​@@imapleb4956 that would be pretty normal tho?
      bdsm play isnt uncommon

    • @enricopucci7205
      @enricopucci7205 Před 3 lety +3

      @@TheFlohRiDa it's still gross

    • @ryanrigley2558
      @ryanrigley2558 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TheFlohRiDa bro, imagine if I told you that your parents were into bdsm. Pretty wierd and creepy right?

  • @jacksonflood9344
    @jacksonflood9344 Před 3 lety +18

    I don't want to go to work today, but the landlord of my apartment says NAY NAY NAY.

  • @digge2210
    @digge2210 Před 4 lety +48

    After the destruction of the Only Ring, and Sauron,Orcs created the Free Commune of Mordor

  • @bigddannyflynn-filmmaker5694
    @bigddannyflynn-filmmaker5694 Před 6 měsíci +4

    Relevant for anyone who's ever worked in a call centre

  • @thelordofthelash8692
    @thelordofthelash8692 Před 3 lety +28

    Nay, nay, nay!

  • @TheLoneLoony
    @TheLoneLoony Před 7 lety +66

    I used to sing this song at my old job. lol

    • @evanparks4123
      @evanparks4123 Před 6 lety +2

      TheLoneLoony I should’ve sang this at goodwill/vodec

  • @flatman3134
    @flatman3134 Před 7 lety +166

    This shit is just awesome. Orcs are such underrated creatures

    • @ChilupaKing
      @ChilupaKing Před 4 lety +8

      The Dwarves are my favorite, but them Uruk-hai were nothing to sneeze at. Hell, even Aragorn had a hard time fighting them

    • @BloodlustLizzy
      @BloodlustLizzy Před 4 lety +7

      I treat my orc army in shadow of Mordor fairly if they fight for me don’t try to kill me I go and save them if the get captured or help them on their hunts treat them like family

    • @beyondthecamera333
      @beyondthecamera333 Před 3 lety +6

      Flat Man Orcs really are amazing creatures. You can learn all about their ways in a month, and after 100 years, they will still suprise you.

    • @legchairhistorian5496
      @legchairhistorian5496 Před 3 lety

      I dunno man acording to Tolkien they are a twisted and unnatural race and in his source material they are evil as only mythological creatures can be.

    • @beyondthecamera333
      @beyondthecamera333 Před 3 lety +2

      @@legchairhistorian5496 Yeah, but we arent talking about Tolkiens magnum opus are we? We are talking about the animated adaptation of Return of the King. And since it is an adaptations, things are obviously changed. Like the morality of the orcs, making them a little more gray.

  • @eddiex009
    @eddiex009 Před 6 lety +36

    that is a perfect song for a monday in the morning

  • @chepepuy
    @chepepuy Před 5 lety +23

    Who would have thought orcs had so nice voices.

  • @GuffinMcGuffin
    @GuffinMcGuffin Před 6 lety +315

    We don't wanna go to work today
    But the Lord of the Cash says: "nay, nay, nay!"
    We're gonna work all day, all day, all day!
    Where there's a cash there's a way!

    • @Runescape9212
      @Runescape9212 Před 5 lety +39

      Suggestion: Where there's a check there's a way.

    • @whiderboss
      @whiderboss Před 4 lety +14

      We don't wanna go to school today
      But the Lord of the Law says: "nay, nay, nay!"
      We''re gonna suffer all day, all day, all day!
      Where there's a school, there's a way!

    • @CarrotConsumer
      @CarrotConsumer Před 4 lety +14

      Where there's a bill there's a way*

    • @thomasfoster1181
      @thomasfoster1181 Před 4 lety +13

      People think unfettered capitalism is voluntary so it’s not exploitation. But when the option is work for a boss or starve, that’s a huge imbalance of power.

    • @hoarder1919
      @hoarder1919 Před 3 lety +2

      @@thomasfoster1181 be your own boss then

  • @MackeyDeez
    @MackeyDeez Před 7 lety +37

    Now that's a funky hook.

  • @BaronVonMott
    @BaronVonMott Před 3 lety +117

    I like to imagine the Skaven from Warhammer Fantasy singing this. It suits them even better than it does Tolkien's Orcs.

    • @richardpagel6959
      @richardpagel6959 Před 3 lety +11

      Yeah or if you still want to put it into orky levels, they could be the goblins in an orc army. Also kicked to war or, in 40k, to clear minefields.

    • @felixgutierrez993
      @felixgutierrez993 Před 3 lety +5

      Warhammer 40k Orcs Sleep,Eat,Drink and breathe war lol

    • @abstraction6212
      @abstraction6212 Před 2 lety

      At least the orks in Warhammer enjoy being in war and dying for their army with honor

  • @trolldrool
    @trolldrool Před 2 lety +6

    They did say "We don't want to go to war today", so maybe they just meant they'd rather wait until tomorrow. There might've been a big epic card game tournament going on and now they're all going to miss it.

  • @Kaio_Strain
    @Kaio_Strain Před 3 lety +25

    this just unlocked a very hidden core memory of my childhood. i had all of these movies including the hobbit. wow.

  • @richarddr1234
    @richarddr1234 Před rokem +15

    Those wonderful voices prove that they are elves deep down inside.

  • @Azurada23rd
    @Azurada23rd Před 3 lety +46

    "What have we here? Two _deserters?!_ UP WITH YA! GET IN LINE!"

  • @monstar9071
    @monstar9071 Před 6 měsíci +4

    The bass on VHS hits harder than a 808

  • @draimas
    @draimas Před 9 lety +42

    Where the fuck is the ten hours version XD

    • @Elementianhero22
      @Elementianhero22 Před 6 lety

      Just put it on loop.

    • @tristan9602
      @tristan9602 Před 6 lety

      czcams.com/video/-8cqzAUsArM/video.html
      Just in case you still wanted it

  • @yoshifanatic
    @yoshifanatic Před 4 lety +70

    This must be what the essential workers are going through

    • @creepercraft100
      @creepercraft100 Před 2 lety +2

      With not much space or many breaks. I dont doubt it

    • @ozymandias1758
      @ozymandias1758 Před 8 měsíci

      Preach. This should've been my theme song when I was multi apping and driving my Jeep into the ground with its loud leaking exhaust and busted wiper blade motor so I couldn't see shit in the rain.

  • @OzyIllustrates
    @OzyIllustrates Před rokem +16

    I’d die laughing if some rookies started singing this during their drills in boot camp 🤣 🤣

  • @gr3ybrun1x66
    @gr3ybrun1x66 Před 6 lety +28

    I wouldn't mind having a drink with these pals.

  • @SenatorBonteri
    @SenatorBonteri Před 8 lety +64

    I actually have this song in my head, before I go to work. Hehehe!

  • @sebc3546
    @sebc3546 Před 2 lety +12

    I finally got rid of this song out of my head.
    Well, here I am again. Guess this will be playing in my head for a couple of weeks now.

  • @DrPluton
    @DrPluton Před 9 lety +35

    I hadn't seen this film in years, but I woke up this morning to this song in my head. It got me up and to work on time.

  • @Hagen823
    @Hagen823 Před 6 lety +92

    This might be the theme song of all conscript armies.

    • @Gebunator
      @Gebunator Před 3 lety +1

      As a person who done their service as conscript.. Naah, then again, I was a trucker so I had cozy service (after boot camp)

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega Před 3 lety

      @@Gebunator I mean of course, if you don't fight for your life it doesn't apply as much.

    • @chinabluewho
      @chinabluewho Před 3 lety

      Very few people in the south realize that the southern army was a conscripted army, the average non black southerner couldn't give two shits about the slavery issue or the union staying together or breaking apart.

    • @DanJuega
      @DanJuega Před 3 lety

      @@chinabluewho I don't really believe that. One of the arguments against freeing the slaves was that they would tank the economy as they took white people jobs.

    • @chinabluewho
      @chinabluewho Před 3 lety

      @@DanJuega There was almost no economy to tank in the south as it was an agricultural landscape with few 'jobs' that you could apply for, the only people who were for slavery in the south were the 1% of the population that actually owned large plantations who didn't want to pay daily wages for hired help, pretty much the same as today with large businesses wanting robotics and AI for the labor force.
      If not for the cotton gin the south most likely would have ended slavery without a war but the large plantation business owners were the ones funneling money into the politicians pockets.
      Back then people didn't fear losing their jobs in the south to blacks as they mostly worked on family farms and family run businesses.

  • @tereziamarkova2822
    @tereziamarkova2822 Před 5 lety +34

    Wow, this is actually a pretty good and catchy song...

  • @The_PokeSaurus
    @The_PokeSaurus Před 6 lety +74

    Underrated song!
    Wish it was my alarm clocks ring tone!

    • @cyriell
      @cyriell Před 4 lety +2

      Download the song and put it as your alarm

    • @aleckmccarty9999
      @aleckmccarty9999 Před 3 lety +3

      If it was my alarm then I would grow to hate it lol

    • @The_PokeSaurus
      @The_PokeSaurus Před 3 lety +2

      @@aleckmccarty9999 That's pretty likely. I know people who tried making songs they like into alarm sounds and they grew to hate them.

    • @ozymandias1758
      @ozymandias1758 Před 8 měsíci

      Well.. is there a Way?😂

  • @spaghettithetentac1163
    @spaghettithetentac1163 Před rokem +6

    I occasionally love singing this at work. "We don't want to go to work today, but the lord of the lash says, "nay, nay, nay.'

  • @BIGTONEonline
    @BIGTONEonline Před 7 lety +124

    Funkiest Tune In LOR!

    • @HarryBillyBobGeorge
      @HarryBillyBobGeorge Před 6 lety +7

      IDK, the dishwashing song in Unexpected Journey is pretty great

  • @unknowneclipsepiller8204
    @unknowneclipsepiller8204 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Immaculate singing voices

  • @bialystockp3251
    @bialystockp3251 Před 2 lety +14

    If you look hard enough, each one has "Z" or "V" painted on them

  • @halguy5745
    @halguy5745 Před 2 lety +5

    johnny test sound editors be like:

  • @legendofzoloxolo1425
    @legendofzoloxolo1425 Před 7 měsíci +1

    These guys are positive about life. Where there’s a whip there’s a way!!!!

  • @grindstone4910
    @grindstone4910 Před 4 lety +21

    My mom used to sing this when getting me to do my chores. I had no idea it was from LOTR.

  • @LoganSweningson
    @LoganSweningson Před 10 lety +42

    0:50 My favorite part!

  • @tophat3157
    @tophat3157 Před rokem +3

    'Sir, the soldiers are singing that they don't want to go to war while marching and the whip is only encouraging them!'
    'Are they marching though?'
    '... Yes?'
    'Then who cares?!'

  • @tomselleck6912
    @tomselleck6912 Před 11 měsíci +25

    The Russian Army anthem

  • @captainjacksparrow200
    @captainjacksparrow200 Před 3 lety +9

    So they’re singing about how much they hate their boss and he’s jamming to it?

  • @gagenun
    @gagenun Před 11 lety +7

    my friends and i sang this song during a school track meet (scared the hell out of everyone else. yet was farely good inspiration for the team)

    • @ozymandias1758
      @ozymandias1758 Před 8 měsíci

      Did you guys do the layered parts? One group singing the lower refrain, and then another singing the higher pitched part on top?

  • @mam162
    @mam162 Před 6 lety +163

    I actually like these Orcs. They're a lot easier to relate to than the bloodthirsty psycho Orcs ("meat's back on the menu, boys!") in Jackson's trilogy.

    • @biphronte
      @biphronte Před 4 lety +34

      There was different orc subspecies, in the books there are farmer orcs that must been less violent

    • @hoarder1919
      @hoarder1919 Před 3 lety +4

      @@biphronte and where exactly is the mention of farmer orcs in the books? Read it many times, never seen even a hint on farmer orcs.

    • @AllardRT
      @AllardRT Před 3 lety +7

      @@hoarder1919 Yeah, I just finished rereading ROTK today and not a single word of farmer orcs.

    • @macer9054
      @macer9054 Před 3 lety

      @@AllardRT Maybe in the silmarillion or some other tolkien book, but i dont know since i didnt read either. leaving reply to know when @bipgronte answers

    • @AllardRT
      @AllardRT Před 3 lety +5

      @@macer9054 Definitely not in Silmarillion

  • @Damar158
    @Damar158 Před 2 lety +14

    The Song of Russian Conscripts

  • @thegreatapple4876
    @thegreatapple4876 Před 10 lety +22

    i found my new ringtone! and also if the army let us sing this when we go into war, i would fucking join!

  • @Zone1768anaon
    @Zone1768anaon Před 6 lety +17

    Imagine shadow of war orcs singing this during a raid 😂

  • @gamgamgam3939
    @gamgamgam3939 Před 3 lety +3

    Listen to this everyday before school

  • @jayjankovich
    @jayjankovich Před 3 lety +3

    Literally life in the Infantry.

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 Před 2 lety +5

    When a song in a corny animated kids' movie better captured the Orc's thoughts on the war than an 11-hour live-action epic.

  • @KanonHara
    @KanonHara Před 8 lety +73

    a classic example of tolkiens genius song writing

  • @poggers5508
    @poggers5508 Před 2 lety +4

    i love these orcs

  • @Mr.BucketHatMan
    @Mr.BucketHatMan Před 11 měsíci +2

    This movie could have been so good if they finished all of it

  • @Yverian
    @Yverian Před 8 měsíci +1

    I had no idea this song had a LOTR connection, the only place I've ever heard it was in a New Orleans brothel.

  • @enderren8092
    @enderren8092 Před 3 lety +3

    "Where there's a whip"
    *Holding swords and shields while armored to the teeth*
    Hm...

  • @error4v0r47
    @error4v0r47 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Not gonna lie, I don’t even know where this from but it sounds good.

    • @AmericanCryptid1
      @AmericanCryptid1 Před 4 měsíci +1

      It’s from the animated LOTR film from the 80s.

  • @kennethwilliams543
    @kennethwilliams543 Před 3 lety +2

    Sound like they need a union....or a record deal. That diddy was kinda fire.

  • @I_am_Diogenes
    @I_am_Diogenes Před 3 lety +2

    Brought to you straight from the soundtrack of my childhood . SO GLAD they FINALLY listened to me and made a big budget movie version of this , I only said it for twenty years ..... NOW lets see a big budget Elric of Melnibone .

  • @pioneer7712
    @pioneer7712 Před rokem +68

    We and the boys are marching to Ukraine after mobilization

  • @casualbularchy4850
    @casualbularchy4850 Před 4 lety +3

    Now this is motivation

  • @thenikodemusmultiverse9688

    Here from an Oneyplays video, anyone else? 😂

  • @Magical_Trash
    @Magical_Trash Před 2 lety +5

    I’ve had this darn stuck in my head since yesterday 😭😂😂
    It runs through my head every time I’m forced to do something against my will 😤👊

  • @pilot5655
    @pilot5655 Před 3 lety +4

    The garrys mod npcs preparing to die horribly to some unkillable beast

  • @kindkindred
    @kindkindred Před 3 lety +5

    1:10
    Gamer posture

  • @GusCraft460
    @GusCraft460 Před 3 lety +2

    This is chunky yet funky.

  • @luizhenriquer.1604
    @luizhenriquer.1604 Před rokem +2

    Everytime I go to work