Honest Trailers | Batman Returns
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Honest Trailers | Batman Returns
Title Design by Robert Holtby
Epic Voice Guy: Jon Bailey
Produced by Spencer Gilbert, Dan Murrell, Joe Starr, & Max Dionne
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris
Edited by Kevin Williamsen
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Who would you cast now if you were to reboot Batman Returns?
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Hello.
Epic Voice man please say "Happy Birthday TOOOOO YEWWWWWWWW!"
Karl Urban as Batman. JS, do a Dredd honest trailer.
Screen Junkies Robert Pattinson as Batman
Peter Dinklage as the penguin
Aubrey plaza as cat women
My cast for my favorite superhero movie
Screen Junkies a sky beam is present in all batman movies its called the bat signal
No matter the movie, Alfred is always perfectly cast.
Completely agree!
I don't know, I'm been a bit weirded out by the string of cockney-Alfreds we've had lately.
Movie nothing, No matter what adaptation, Alfred is always perfectly cast. I can't think of a singular movie, show, or game that hasn't had an Alfred that wasn't amazing.
Batman vs Superman Alfred was pretty bad. Way too young.
Omer Pockard still wasn’t bad. Just not enough screen time
Okay, but the penguins with little rockets strapped to their back were adorable
And their funeral march was so tragic...
@@MrDoBerek ... and adorable. XD
Yeah I agree as well.
I know right.
I have a little cast metal one that I found at a flea market for 25¢! I had no idea what it was from for the longest time. 😂
Catwoman in _Batman Returns_ has probably the best-presented origin story of any costumed character in any Hollywood superhero movie. We are told absolutely nothing, and we understand absolutely everything.
Well said!
Don't understand why so many people dislike the Catwoman solo movie.
I mean, it wasn't a total blockbuster but it was a solid movie and Halle Berry is fucking HOT in that outfit.
@@LeBoomStudios The best thing about that solo movie was that Halle Berry trained a lot to move really cat like and that they put this into the movie in several scenes including fights. Apart from that it was quite a trashy flick.
@@elfsieben1450 Yeah, sometimes the actors really give it their best but their performance is getting drowned by crappy writing and directing.
@@LeBoomStudios Or editing during postproduction fucks up anything they tried to express, by breaking/changing/removing character arcs, consistency, context, continuity, pivotal plot points/turning points in a character's defining moments, development or origin. So many things can go wrong in a movie, and only a part of it is really down to the actors, yet they are the face(s) of the movie and catch the biggest part of the blame if things go bad.
DANNY DEVITO did a spot on impression of a NYC landlord.
"Landlord"
SIKE01 Lol 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Lmao 😂
No he never said give me rent
@@DreamerDeceiver76 You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!
"The Dark Knightmare before Christmas"
Damn, thats a good one.
Yeah that's a good title!
Right? Headcanon that's exactly what Tim Burton originally was going to call it...then the studios freaked out so he just called it Batman Returns.
hits it right on the head, doesn't it
Brilliant!
Uhhuh
How can he scratch a CD, you wonder? Because he's BATMAN
I wanna know his secret identity... 🤩
@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 If only there were some sort of clue.
You could actually do this with a CDJ, lol.
The Batman Returns was filmed during a period in time when Hollywood didn't seem to understand the proper care and handling of CDs. The current version of that is Hollywood thinking USB drives solve everything.
oh, it's definitely scratched after that.
"Bitten by a radiactive cat or something" 🤣🤣🤣
radiactive?
No superpowers just super pyscho; her transformation scene is one of the best acting bits on film.
@@mantistoboggan5171 It’s a joke because there is really no explanation why ordinary cats licking your corpse would turn her into Catwoman.
@@mariapdr3261 I know.
@@mariapdr3261 i think maybe it has to do with the radioactive waste on the sewers (the subplot about Max Shrieck of course)
*Christopher Walken Noises*
Thanks for making me spit my drink everywhere 😂😂😂😂
The most accurate description ever.
I appreciated the "c'mahn!" in there too haha
IKR, ROFLMAO!!
I was looking for this comment, so glad I wasn't disappointed! 😂
Seriously!! 🤣🤣
Michelle KILLED this role, I don't see anyone else touching what she did with this character...and the costume is still my favorite!
Says something about your character if you prefer a leather licking S&M gymnasts
@@ShakaZ3D Here's some pearls to clutch.
I agree!!!!
Eh, she was too crazy for the character and that suit was way too stupid IMO (even Michelle didn't like it). Nothing like the proper Selena 1993 comic role as an international thief. Looks more like the makers of the "Batman Returns" took the idea of Selena being a dominatrix from the 1987 "Batman: Year One" comic story.
Mohd Amerul Aidil Anne was a more comic accurate Selina Kyle/Catwoman though. Both are really great.
"Why is there always someone who brings eggs and tomatoes to a speech?"
Quite possibly the only quote I can never forget. Like I always hear that in Danny DeVitos grumbly voice
"I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell," ...
🤟
@@alieffiandikawibowo9893 I use that one quite frequently.
Now they bring milkshakes.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the BEST Catwoman, NO ONE will be able to top her!!!!
"Top her"? I see what you did there.
She can't be topped, so have her top-less?
That is because there can't be better with catwoman
110% agreed! She successfully surpassed Julie Newmar, Lee Meriweather and Eartha Kitt. Halle Berry and Anne Hathaway still can't surpass Michelle Pfeiffer! She was born to play Catwoman!
Also seems like she had the most fun
Michelle Pfeiffer should have got an oscar for this performance. She plays 3 different characters so well!
This movie still has by far the sexiest villain in movie history.
...of course, I'm talking about Danny DeVito.
Of course who else
BattleUp Saber Christopher Walken.
Are sure about that
I see you everywhere Saber.
And I’m not complaining at all. I love your comments.
I mean, Thanos was kinda hot too
When I was younger that version of penguin use to give me nightmares 😂😂😂
Caleb Perkins That was a perfectly reasonable reaction.
Gave me woody
Too bad
Sometimes I find Danny DeVito hit and miss in his performances--pitch perfect in one role, not a serious enough actor in another--and so on. But he is SO GOOD as the penguin! He takes that ABSURD back story and congenital flippers the script gives him chews it right up and spits it back out in our faces with terrifying believability! So many other actors would have ended up looking like fools, but DeVito NAILED IT.
@@ostapbendervan7874 uh what
Ikr :)))
*in Christopher Walken voice*
"Selena Kyle...you're fired!"
"Bruce Wayne, why are you dressed as Batman?"
Best lines in that movie.
Because he is Batman you moron!
@@malthedahl-spangby8263 **shrug** Was. **shoot**
"Yawn!"
This threat is great 😭🤣😭🤣😭
"Because he is Batman,you moron."
3:26 "No clown is safe"
Wish Batman was around during that spate of clown incidents in 2016.
It has been a yuge incident. Believe me.
"Long drawn out gymnastic routines" idk bout yall.. but if I could get around like that, I would do it as much as possible.
And you’d be happy potato!
If I could watch her doing that all day, I would do that as much as possible
@@slartybartfarst55 Same, tbh.
@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 I'd be a very fit potato and probably not single cause abs.
Barbara Joseph-Adam these are the wholesome CZcams comments this community needs.
I love watching this movie during Christmas. Everyone talks about Die Hard being a Christmas movie, but Batman Returns also needs to be added to that list.
You know, Michelle Pfeiffer and Sean Young were disappointed that neither of them were cast in the Catwoman spinoff film. Fair to say they dodged a bullet on THAT one.
That movie was in development hell for a decade. Had they been in a Catwoman solo movie, it's entirely possible it would have been an entirely different movie.
When you give DC material to some weird/abstract European director you're up for a disaster.
@@silvervalleystudios2486 very true.
Great movie. I think Tim did a great job with the first two. But damn Michelle pfeifer is the best of this.
luchboxer didn’t like penguin why would people elect him after he bit off some guys nose in front of everyone
@@angieb976 They spinned it somehow..
@@angieb976 Lol..Have you met Donald Trump? Racist, Sexist, misogynistic, moronic, takes the piss out of people for their disabilities, says he could shoot people in the street and people would still vote for him days after a mass shooting etc etc etc.. People will vote for ANYTHING!
@@angieb976 everyone empathised with him, if he didn't do it someone else would.
I loved Michelle Pfeifer, but I didn't like the changes to her character the script made. I really, really didn't like what they did to Penguin. Not even remotely like his comic book version. Batman TAS, Gotham, heck even Burgess Meredith were all far more accurate.
Can we have a catwoman movie
No I TAKE IT BACK
That part killed me 😆😆😆😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
That was awesome!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
But Honest Trailers needs to do Catmwoman. That movie deserves to be destroyed even more than it destroyed itself.
@@ashakydd1 Now think about the latest cat themed movie
Michelle is still the best Catwoman ever.
Eva Myers Absolutely!
As a kid watching Batman Returns, Catwoman used to be my favorite. As I got older I understood why 😂
@Lying Dutchman agreed, she was much better.
@@spartanAXA Nah.
You're just kids who don't know bettet☝🏽
Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt, Anne Hathaway, Michelle Pfieffer imo
You absolutely killed it in under a minute!
"A violent billionaire who beats up poor people" 😂
1st Round TKO
Batman is going to be really horrified when he learns the systemic reason for crime...
WEIRD AL’s “UHF” just turned 30 years old. It deserves an Honest Trailer.
Needs to be higher up.
Those *Christopher Walken Noises* really had me
The stinger with 'props to the actor playing Walken's son doing a Walken impression to his face' also got me.
@@LowbrowDeluxe me too 😹
Those were some legit Walken noises. I'm seriously impressed.
Needed more cowbell...
Me too, for the Walken noises and Walken's son actor
Not getting into "best" Batman movie, but best Batman scene is the "mistletoe" segment of this movie - tragic, bittersweet, superbly performed, excellent dialogue. The price of being superheroes, all in a few words.
Indeed.
Will never not call this The Dark Knightmare Before Christmas now.
Michelle Pfeiffer, danny devito and michael keaton just the best batman ever!!! still my fav sooo many cool moments
daiana pricolo
Don’t forger Jack! Hang on... Jack Nicholson...? He was... “PARTY MAN! PARTY MAHAN!!!”
‘czcams.com/video/yjD9X2mPIXY/video.html’
Keaton in this movie started what Stallone & Schwarzenegger call “the Velcro-muscled action hero trend”.
My two best Batman's movies: this and the dark knight
and Christopher Walken
“Can we get a solo movie?”
**Halle Berry Catwoman**
“I take it back! I take it back!”
I still like the Coreography of the fights
Still has the best Catwoman costume. Unfortunate for the story though.
@@WellBeSerious12 What? It was absolutely hideous and had no accuracy at all!
Halle berry sucked!
Fans: Batman doesn't kill people
Batman: hold my dynamite
@Brandon Spain Hey, he cant kill you but he doesnt have to save you either...LOL
Technically, not his dynamite, right? It's all good.
What are you talking about? That goon is just sleeping. Batman doesnt kill
Or batmobile flamethrower
He didn't kill him. He just didn't save him from the dynamite he shoved down his pants
Please say: "Michelle Pfeiffer is best Catwoman"
"Who thought that Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her from a higher window."
This is the best looking catwoman costume in any batman film ever
The kink in it
Thats why
@@alucard624 I respectfully amend that to be of the feature films. For TV, Eartha Kitt from the '60s show was fantastic, as well.
How about catwomen form the Dark Knight rises
@@viciousbane569 while we know she's "Catwoman". She's never referred as such in The Dark Knight Rises
Also the best looking Catwoman period.
This was the best version of Catwoman.
*is
Agree
She was great in terms of performance but she's not a great Catwoman.
Eartha Kitt for me
@@themadtitan7603 she absolutely was a great catwoman.
Danny DeVito is so damn good in this. Also, Michelle
So good, he got his own franchise: Despicable Me.
He is just sooo gross and repulsive, and I mean that in a good way
“Were penguins always this... Nasty? Did Morgan freeman lie to us?”
😆😂🤣 I’m so dead
I'm glad you paid tribute to Bob, who will always be Joker's Number 1 guy.
#neverforgetBob
"Bob. Gun"
"Gonna need a minute or two alone, boys."
rip Bob
"Why Didn't Somebody Tell Me He Had One of Those.............THINGS??!!"
Say: *”TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!”*
One of the greatest lines that Jeff Bridges absolutely nailed.
@@screenjunkies do it
*back to Mysterio*
I thought I was the only one who loved that scene
"well sir we don't have a cave."
Loved this film when I was a kid. My favourite scene were the clowns, the clowns on stilts, the clowns with machine guns and the slowly-advancing karate clowns
We are waiting to see how Zoey Kravitz will do!
"A Posse of Insane Clowns"
I see what you did there lol
My favorite Batman movie. Catwoman is fantastic here, Michelle Pfeiffer doesn't get enough credit for this
Sidney Prescott I agree but it’s also my favorite superhero movie
Watch it every Christmas, it's a classic!
It's always been my favorite superhero movie.
Oh Contraire; I gave her maximum credits and put her at the top of the class 😊
I feel like this is not better than Batman 1989
Dark Knightmare Before Christmas:
Best parody title ever
Yeah, that was worth the whole thing.
“Are penguins this nasty”
I’m dead
Penguins are super nasty, though.
Please say "All those moments will be lost in time....like tears in rain....time to die" in honor of the great Rutger Hauer
Smith Wesson yes! Great quote, great actor!
Definitely!
Awesome quote but the "I want more life....father/fucker" line doesn't get enough credit.
😭
DeVito does not get enough credit for his performance in this. There are some genuine moments of pathos, but they are obviously overshadowed by the sheer amount of nasty energy he puts into the role. He's gross in every facet, yet you really just can't not watch him. I can't think of another actor that could have pulled Burton's version of Cobblepot off so well.
Yeah he was great
Yeah, easily the most viscerally disturbing comic book villain to this day.
Thoroughly agree.
preach
BucklingSwashes De Vito was tremendous in this. He's naive, and at the same time a calculating mastermind. He's juvenile, and at the same time incredibly sensitive. He's unashamedly gross, and at the same time infinitely watchable. It's my favourite version of The Penguin and it's acted perfectly.
Walken's son actor doing a Walken impression KILLED ME. I love you guys.
TO HIS FACE!
"Christopher Walken Noises" was hilarious, and a very subtle impression of Morgan Freeman that I almost missed
The dude who played Walken’s son also played Leatherface in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake.
@@smittyvanbonjohnson He also played Zangief in the Street Fighter movie, and would have made a fantastic Lobo -- as the short film on CZcams proved.
1:36 I love how Batman and Penguin just stopped fighting and are just looking at Catwoman like "what the hell?"
they didn´t fight in that scene. they just had a conversation. Their only duel is in the finale.
"Who will grant a rival billionaire ... Some building permits or something?"
I just remembered how amazing Alfred is in this movie.
Has there ever been a bad portrayal of Alfred? Every actor seems to nail him in one way or another.
Alfred is NEVER horrible!
@@KidSnivy69 Except when he abandons Bruce in the TDKR. Which Alfred would never do.
Best Alfred. It's like he was born for the role.
@@BeefBastard Well, he did in the comics
This is my favorite Batman movie, even if it's not pound for pound the best Batman Movie.
Agree, but try to explain that to generation Z.
Simon Dewitt Each franchise has its own style & tone. Difficult to compare as a result. Like apples & oranges 🍎 🍊
This is my favorite live action Batman movie also, but Mask of the Phantasm is my favorite Batman movie period.
i cant argue with that. my sisters and i loved this movie when we were kids :D
@Simon Dewitt Batman Begins is better than TDK. So is Mask of the Phantasm.
The 'Walken impression to his face' part at 5:12 was awesome...lol.
The cast of SNL beat him to it the last time he hosted in the Walken Family Reunion sketch.
This has to be one of the best "Starring" list in an Honest Trailer.
Mchelle Pfeiffer was amazing , what a powerful Catwoman
gorgeous too. But her skills came out of nowhere unless she had them all along. Did she learn to use a whip as a hobby and was a gymnast before all this.
@@DSan-kl2yc She trained in learning to use the whip & became a whip master. The gymnast stuff, some unnamed stuntwoman. ;-)
@@lisanm335 Don't forget that she put a live bird in her mouth and it wasn't fake. She admitted she couldn't believe she did it.
"Slowly Advancing Karate Clowns" needs to be a movie.
Movie hell, it needs to be a religion.
I concur.
The Penguin has always been one of Batman’s oldest foes and I could easily see Danny DeVito playing the role again. No one would question it with things like “he’s too old”
no, but the character being dead might make them question lol
When you're playing Arkham City and are waiting for a shark repellant joke.
Danny DeVito grunting for 30 seconds was exactly what I needed in my life
That Christopher Walken impersonation. Damn. Too good.
"The Dark Knightmare Before Christmas". Genius. XD
00:59 That “Oof” caused by the explosion is still comedy gold.
Michelle Pfeiffer was absolutely sensational as Catwoman! ❤👏
Every Alfred needs this level of snark.
"Radioactive cat, or something" LMAO
5:03 That look tho
Bob was a legend among normal henchmen, he's what ever henchman grew up hoping to be......except the getting shot part
I wonder if hydra Bob was a reference to him
Henchmen 21 was the real legend of a henchmen. I hope someone knows what I'm talking about.
Won't lie, I love this film primarily for Michelle Pfffffffer's Catwoman!
Hell yeah. She brought an awesome erotic element to the film. Wont see that in today's superhero movies.
This is my favorite Batman.
mine too
Max Screck (German silent film actor as in Nosferatu) *am I nothing to you*
Max was more of a monster than Penguin imo
Please say "A powerful rat, named Charles Entertainment Cheese."
Mgmt congratulations! Hell yeah
How do you do fellow Defunctland fan?
“Are real penguins this NASTY?” 😂😂😂😂
Happy 30th Anniversary to the film featuring Catwoman and the Penguin. I think Fathom Events should add it to their roster this year to celebrate.
The Walken noises made me laugh way too hard.
I love how you can just write "Christopher Walken noises" and everyone knows what you mean.
What do you mean?
@@JohnDoeKek his voice is very iconic
@@estefanolivares4159
Ever heard of a joke?
@@estefanolivares4159 I'm sorry but..... *Whooooosh*
Both Michael Keaton and Michelle Pfeiffer have been in MCU films.
lmao i just realized that it was batman cosplaying as green goblin vs spiderman in spiderman homecoming
But they switched. In the MCU, he played a villain and she played a hero.
Would definitely watch a Marvel movie where Wasp (senor) fights Vulture.
Well nowadays, every actor in the world has been in the MCU
The only other 3 actors who've crossed over into both (I know of) are Halle Berry (technically), Ryan Reynolds and Djimon Hounsou.
I died at the Christopher Walkern noises.😂😂😂😂
I think we have to have you say, "I'm Walken here." In your best Christopher Walken voice.
I LOVE this movie. Its pretty depressing though. Great villains, great acting, great pacing. In the end nobody comes out a winner.
That's so weird that you say that.
Far from finding it "too depressing", I was always struck by how deliberately campy and silly it was.
"Walken impression to his face"😂.
Even the way he says "Dad, go!", while the camera is on Christopher Walken, is definitely a reference to his speech cadence.
Man, you really put Even more thought into this one than you usually do, and that is NOT an attempt to accuse you of not putting thought into these videos!! I freaking LOVED this HT!! GREAT job!!!
"I played this stinkin' city like a harp from hell,"...
Alief Fiandika Wibowo LIKE A HARP FROM HELL!
You guys never fail to come up with such great parodying titles. "The Dark Knightmare Before Christmas" was genius!
I love everything about ur videos my man ... Keep up the good work ❤❤❤
Michelle Pfeiffer and Margot Robbie are the two sexiest things to ever appear in a comic book movie!
I always thought that Batman Returns never got the respect it deserves. I can understand some of the complaints from parents about how dark it was; but frankly, it's what made the movie so good. I still wish that we could have gotten to see more of what Burton had in store for franchise.
my parents loved it. They were more concerned with how obsessed I immediatley became with Chrisopher Walken after watching it
lol
That's so weird that you say that.
Far from finding it "too dark", I was always struck by how wacky and silly and goofy it was. Deliberately so.
I would cast Michael Keaton as Bruce Wayne in a Batman Beyond movie.
Keaton as Bruce Wayne and Robert Pattinson as Terry McGinnis
Yess make Tom Holland
Terry cuz he aint no bruce
I think everyone would
@@samusaran9024 not me i'd get Kevin Conroy
I did that too
People always overlook how murderous Keatons batman was......best ever.
Is it me or the titles at the end are just spot on every time!
Please do the 1990 version of "Stephen King's IT" before the new part 2 comes out.
didn't they already
@@LeighMet No they only did the 2017 version.
Oooh yes would be great!!
Now I've got "Face to Face" by Siouxsie and the Banshees stuck in my head.
Thanks for bringing us along. You are one of the reasons we started MVE. MVE!
That made me laugh. Thank you. I needed that.
"Adopt, don't shop"
Education within humour, perfect
The guy playing Christopher Walkens son is Andrew Bryniarski. He was Leatherface in the 2003 and 2006 Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
And Zangief in Street Fighter the Movie. _"Quick, change the channel!"._
And Lattimer in The Program. "Staring defense! Seat at the table!"
AND Knocko in Higher Learning!
Darth Bombad that movie is fucking awesome
I didn't know that and I quite enjoy that 2003 remake, thanks!
This is my fave Batman even though I love B&R for Uma and Ahhnolds over the top performances. Michelle Pfeiffer stole the limelight completely in this movie! Thanks for showing it love not deriding it 🙏🙏🙏🙏👍👍👍👍
This trailer only reaffirms my love of that movie in all its absurdity. So good.
Catwoman in this movie awakened things in me that I didn't even know were awake for a few years after I saw it.
Ikr!
This makes me want to watch this masterpiece all over again! Very overlooked film and one of the best Batman films made.
I may have to watch it again just for Danny DeVito's Penguin--he really was brilliant in this one, even for him! Also, I totally forgot this has Christopher Walken in it.
Definitely in my top 3 Batman movies.
@@patrickstiadle3857 such a great cast this film.
The serious business shark clip made my day! Thx for the flashbacks SJs!
Fully watched both "The Boys" commercials on this video because Epic Voice Guy is that damn good.