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  • Step inside the pitch meeting that led to Batman Returns!
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    Tim Burton’s 1989 Batman movie starring Micheal Keaton was an absolute worldwide phenomenon, so naturally just a few years later a sequel was made. Not only did Keaton return as Bruce Wayne, but he was joined by Danny Devito as the Penguin and Michelle Pfeiffer as Catwoman in what would become iconic portrayals of the characters.
    Batman Returns definitely raises a few questions though. Like if you get rescued by an animal, do you automatically take on its characteristics? Did Max Shreck not clean up after pushing Selina Kyle out of his office window? Why is Batman so thrilled to be killing bad guys, and why did he rip his mask off? How was nobody supsicious of Penguin instantly bringing a baby out of a sewer on a mechanical lift?
    To answer all these questions and more, step inside the Pitch Meeting that led to Batman Returns! It’ll be super easy, barely an inconvenience.
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  • @PitchMeetings
    @PitchMeetings  Před 2 lety +1373

    What do you guys want to see pitched next?!

  • @william_long1065
    @william_long1065 Před 2 lety +3194

    I just love how casually screenwriter guy says "sewer penguins" like all sewers have penguins or thats just the species

    • @Aileil
      @Aileil Před 2 lety +108

      And this remains unquestioned. XD

    • @pedrovallefin8406
      @pedrovallefin8406 Před 2 lety +155

      Its a result of the Penguin infestation that happened in Gotham back in the 60s. It was a real tragedy when you think about it. All those baby penguins thrown down the toilet after they started growing up... No wonder they acepted Oswald as one of their own. And, eventually, as their king. Such a beatiful story. 😢

    • @Aileil
      @Aileil Před 2 lety +70

      @@pedrovallefin8406 Responsible citizens should unite to spread work of the plight of these flightless avians. "Gotham's Forgotten Fowls".

    • @michaelthomas5433
      @michaelthomas5433 Před 2 lety +29

      I respected the sewer penguins. They had heart.

    • @neonsmoviereviews7969
      @neonsmoviereviews7969 Před 2 lety +10

      How would you describe them other than sewer penguins

  • @reincarN8ed
    @reincarN8ed Před 2 lety +1801

    "And then Catwoman is gonna want to kill Shrek but Batman saves him." Sounds like a fever dream I had once.

    • @I.am.Sarah.
      @I.am.Sarah. Před 2 lety +64

      Is the electricity and Catwoman kiss the reason Shrek became an ogre?😆

    • @captainsavy5150
      @captainsavy5150 Před 2 lety +9

      Omg I literally read this comment at the same time screenwriter guy said it 🤣

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 Před rokem +6

      @@captainsavy5150 lol you gotta lay off the word literally. Also what the hell are you doing reading comments before the video has ended? Do you have ADD?

    • @jonagreen7323
      @jonagreen7323 Před rokem +5

      @@mkultra2456 literally

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 Před rokem

      @@jonagreen7323 why r u gai?

  • @stormcrow1970
    @stormcrow1970 Před 2 lety +996

    "The thing about Batman as a character is he *loves* to kill." Literally laughed out loud.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 Před 2 lety +41

      Cuts to that creepy smile he does

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 Před 2 lety +13

      You gotta stop over using the word literally.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 Před 2 lety +24

      @@mkultra2456 literally only used it once

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 Před 2 lety +3

      @@epgamer1145 Still too much. And now you too lol.

    • @epgamer1145
      @epgamer1145 Před 2 lety +3

      @@mkultra2456 that was obviously just to mess with you

  • @0pshut
    @0pshut Před 2 lety +534

    Can’t wait to find out how they got the batmobile blueprints in Rogue One: A Batman Story

  • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
    @SuperNuclearUnicorn Před 2 lety +1454

    "she's got glasses on, so she's absolutely hideous"
    Screenwriter guy with the self burn there

    • @tenlegdragon
      @tenlegdragon Před 2 lety +6

      This only applies to women. Men with glasses are just nerds. They can still be hot nerds.

    • @legueu
      @legueu Před 2 lety +69

      @@tenlegdragon In 80's and 90's movies glasses makes you ugly regardless of genders.

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov Před 2 lety +24

      @@tenlegdragon nah they do it with guys too

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Před 2 lety +66

      @tenlegdragon All Superman has to do is put glasses on and he changes from buff god-alien superhero to boring nerdy loser journalist dork Clark Kent.
      The glasses rule definitely applies to men too.

    • @robwalsh9843
      @robwalsh9843 Před 2 lety +27

      Either glasses make you ugly, or they make you completely unrecognizable from your superhero alter ego.
      "Clark Kent isn't Superman, he wears glasses!"

  • @Mr_Case_Time
    @Mr_Case_Time Před 2 lety +3556

    I’ve always loved the “I’ll kill all of these nameless henchmen but I WON’T kill the main bad guy because that would be wrong” trope.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Před 2 lety +182

      That's one of the reasons I find Batman so silly as a character in virtually every incarnation on the big screen.

    • @edgbarra
      @edgbarra Před 2 lety +301

      He's a billionaire from birth. For him the life of everyone who's not the boss doesn't count

    • @Mr_Case_Time
      @Mr_Case_Time Před 2 lety +234

      @@SeraphsWitness I just watched Batman Begins again and it was very funny to hear him explain why he wouldn’t execute the murderer, then see him immediately kill a bunch of people by setting their home on fire.

    • @SeraphsWitness
      @SeraphsWitness Před 2 lety +149

      @@Mr_Case_Time Yea that whole thing was idiotic. I have no problem with him killing bad guys... that's why Punisher is so awesome. What I hate is the silly declaration of moral superiority, and THEN the subsequent hypocrisy. And the stupid blurring of the lines by saying, "I won't kill you, but I don't have to save you."
      Okay bud, whatever. lol

    • @LucianDevine
      @LucianDevine Před 2 lety +105

      Batman didn't kill anyone. The fire and bomb did.

  • @davisphillips993
    @davisphillips993 Před 2 lety +170

    “Well, let me tell you, sir, she’s got GLASSES on, so she’s ABSOLUTELY hideous.”
    That line delivery is pure gold 😂

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 Před 10 měsíci +14

      And the fact he's saying it while wearing glasses... and then producer guy emphatically doubles down on how ugly people are if they wear glasses. Just subtle enough to make you feel clever for catching it.^^

  • @daysandwords
    @daysandwords Před 2 lety +155

    I legit never considered the thing about how easy the mirrors into his house would make it to figure out who it is. 🤣

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 Před rokem +3

      I mean let’s be honest. It’s been almost a century. Every man woman and child knows it’s Bruce Wayne.

  • @MikePhoenix007
    @MikePhoenix007 Před 2 lety +1364

    Getting two super-easy-barely-an-inconvenience jokes is tight!

  • @rogerfurlong1535
    @rogerfurlong1535 Před 2 lety +1749

    You know when you just say the entire plot out loud, this movie really is f-ing insane.

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 Před 2 lety +80

      This movie could have easily been Rated R.

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 Před 2 lety +87

      Most movies are, after Ryan gets done with them.

    • @RasmusVJS
      @RasmusVJS Před 2 lety +123

      You say that like this movie didn't seem insane while watching it.

    • @filmfanaticx4212
      @filmfanaticx4212 Před 2 lety +33

      And that's why it's amazing...

    • @f308gtb1977
      @f308gtb1977 Před 2 lety +68

      Horrible movie. I always say it’s just Batman again, but with Burton let completely off his leash this time. Never go full Burton. (Unless it’s just a ground-up Burton creation, which Batman isn’t.)

  • @omgthisissoawesome
    @omgthisissoawesome Před 2 lety +826

    I've been watching Ryan's pitch meetings for years at this point and he still manages to make me laugh out loud

    • @TheSpeediestRogue
      @TheSpeediestRogue Před 2 lety +13

      It's super easy.... barely an inconvenience for him!

    • @blzahz7633
      @blzahz7633 Před 2 lety +7

      @@TheSpeediestRogue Oh really?!

    • @danschumacher5427
      @danschumacher5427 Před 2 lety +2

      It been like 5 years now

    • @TheSpeediestRogue
      @TheSpeediestRogue Před 2 lety +8

      @@danschumacher5427 Watching Ryan tall to himself for 5 years straight using the same catchphrases in every video is tight!

    • @apaez3219
      @apaez3219 Před 2 lety +2

      I've been watching Ryan's pitch meetings for years at this point and I've seen this comment in every video

  • @GuiAntonioli
    @GuiAntonioli Před rokem +51

    1:30 "... and she has a cat that falls into her sink..." That's an underrated line.

  • @jp3813
    @jp3813 Před 2 lety +701

    I wish he covered the part where Batman just stood over the edge of a building watching the Ice Princess fall only to reveal moments later that he had a glider the whole time. lol

    • @StevieStitches
      @StevieStitches Před 2 lety +66

      I can't save everybody. Save a falling woman using my hang glider? That wouldn't have worked. I don't fly. That's the other guy. I'm not Superman.

    • @SBzKillFrenzy
      @SBzKillFrenzy Před 2 lety +35

      @@StevieStitches How's your mom and dad? Damn....I'm sorry. I mean...How's Jason Todd? Ok..damn..uhhhh....you suck at saving ppl you care about!!! ***Leaves Chat***

    • @StevieStitches
      @StevieStitches Před 2 lety +29

      @@SBzKillFrenzy Don't bring it up! I was just a boy. Now I'm a bat.

    • @shiranuiaensland1442
      @shiranuiaensland1442 Před 2 lety +5

      @@StevieStitches Gotta change your name to Ratman, and use your grapnel gun more.

    • @StevieStitches
      @StevieStitches Před 2 lety +5

      @@shiranuiaensland1442 Actually it's a spear gun, Ratbreath. I tried to save her after the kidnapping. It was set up to look like I did it... to frame me.

  • @baertheblader9402
    @baertheblader9402 Před 2 lety +763

    Everyone just accepts that “Sewer Penguins” are a thing in major American cities. No questions there.

    • @petrowegynyolc7108
      @petrowegynyolc7108 Před 2 lety +42

      - Sewer Penguins? How?
      - Because!
      -That works!

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 Před 2 lety +24

      It's the rare sewer penguin that doesn't have rocket launchers.

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 Před 2 lety +13

      If australian people can have sewer crocodiles, why cant american people have sewer pinguins or germans sewer potatoes? We live in a free world man

    • @captainsavy5150
      @captainsavy5150 Před 2 lety

      Not a one

    • @brandenp1944
      @brandenp1944 Před 2 lety +16

      I've never been in the sewers so as far as I know there might be penguins down there.

  • @ghosty4
    @ghosty4 Před 2 lety +51

    "Cats are notorious for their sewing skills!" "They are!"

  • @Kiljaedenas
    @Kiljaedenas Před rokem +53

    "I've been pooping on a ton of cars" got me far more than it should have 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @KnarfStein
    @KnarfStein Před 2 lety +91

    2:59 Keaton's evil smirk gets me every time! 😂

  • @eltorpedo67
    @eltorpedo67 Před 2 lety +190

    "Wait so Batman always has to destroy his mask to get it off?"
    "Well because the mask is so tight there's no other way to remove it!"
    "Oh ripping off a tight mask is tight!"

    • @AshrafAnam
      @AshrafAnam Před 2 lety +7

      That's one of the gripes I have with Batman Returns, otherwise my favorite Batman movie. They could've easily just cut to Catwoman as he starts taking off the cowl and then the next scene he's without it...that way not only did he not have to unappealingly rip off the cowl but also not be without the dark eye makeup while he's still wearing the cowl. I mean if we don't get to fully see how he suits up why show him unmask either. it's cooler that way.

    • @Wis_Dom
      @Wis_Dom Před 2 lety +1

      NANOTECHNOLOGY!

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Před rokem

      @@AshrafAnam lol, should've kept the dark eye make up.

    • @AshrafAnam
      @AshrafAnam Před rokem

      @@projekttaku1 You mean outside the mask?

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Před rokem

      @@AshrafAnam yeah.

  • @HurtButNotDefeated
    @HurtButNotDefeated Před 2 lety +96

    I like that "sewer penguins" just totally slips by amidst the other Burton-nuttiness.

    • @alessandrozuffi5068
      @alessandrozuffi5068 Před 2 lety +16

      to be fair the sewer led to the abandoned zoo, so that would technically explain the penguins livin there...a bit

  • @mezihaileselassie9151
    @mezihaileselassie9151 Před 2 lety +39

    Pointing out the fact that the penguins somehow knew how to do a funeral procession was hilarious!

  • @forbiddencroisant
    @forbiddencroisant Před 2 lety +1724

    I absolutely love that they included the part about the studio freaking out that they couldn't sell a lot of toys

    • @rjb1216
      @rjb1216 Před 2 lety +7

      He not they

    • @thephony1651
      @thephony1651 Před 2 lety +120

      @@rjb1216 They, there’s obviously two people, Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy

    • @forbiddencroisant
      @forbiddencroisant Před 2 lety +70

      @@rjb1216 they're two different people, obviously.

    • @vissenekku
      @vissenekku Před 2 lety +102

      @@rjb1216 Both Ryan and George deserve credit. This channel would not exist with only half the cast.

    • @hanburgundy4317
      @hanburgundy4317 Před 2 lety +18

      @@vissenekku
      Wow wow wow.

  • @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115
    @moonprincesst.s.h.4ever115 Před 2 lety +87

    "You know that McDonald's have to make some Happy Meal toys out of this right?"
    I got a feeling that this was actually said in several Warner Brothers meetings. 😂🤣

    • @Fake_Robot
      @Fake_Robot Před rokem +1

      Burton was originally set to do more Batman movies but they hated this one. I think it’s a weird gem.

    • @VeganCATS1
      @VeganCATS1 Před 5 měsíci +1

      yeah, I had all the Happy Meal toys for this movie

  • @redpanda9367
    @redpanda9367 Před 2 lety +191

    Yo…did we just get two “super easy, barely an inconvenience’s” in one episode…keep it up, you two!

    • @I.am.Sarah.
      @I.am.Sarah. Před 2 lety +14

      Yea, George and Ryan are great in these 😀

    • @redpanda9367
      @redpanda9367 Před 2 lety

      @@I.am.Sarah. they’re just two peas in a cubicle-pod!

    • @vladutcornel
      @vladutcornel Před 2 lety +3

      "I bet it will be hard to have 2 catchphrases in one episode"

    • @startingQB
      @startingQB Před 2 lety

      It isn't the first time.

    • @redpanda9367
      @redpanda9367 Před 2 lety

      @@startingQB or the last! (Hopefully)

  • @michaelobrien9053
    @michaelobrien9053 Před 2 lety +394

    I love how they just sort of casually brush past the sewer penguins

    • @tumsfestival8027
      @tumsfestival8027 Před 2 lety +9

      I don’t remember this movie being so fantastical?

    • @dattebenforcer
      @dattebenforcer Před 2 lety +11

      What's wrong with sewer penguins?

    • @lydiahood7725
      @lydiahood7725 Před 2 lety +15

      Either they didn't think about it... or simply thought at this point it was the least ridiculous idea they had in that movie.

    • @IndigoIndustrial
      @IndigoIndustrial Před 2 lety +3

      They have penguins as far north as the Galapagos Islands.

    • @stein1919
      @stein1919 Před 2 lety +30

      @@IndigoIndustrial which is known for it's intricate sewer system

  • @Dagoroth55
    @Dagoroth55 Před 2 lety +40

    I kind of like the supernatural elements Tim Burton added to his Batman movies. If anyone didn't notice, Bruce Wayne sleeps like a bat in the 1989 Batman movie and this is the same one. He is just expanding on his own lore in Batman Returns.

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare Před 2 lety +10

      Burton went off the rails in this one, making it too much of a fantasy. Batman '89 had some over-the-top moments, but was far more grounded and suspension-of-disbelief sustaining.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Před 2 měsíci

      @@dreamlandnightmare Agreed, Batman '89 was the better movie, a bit to much Burtoning in the sequel, but, Keaton is my generations Batman so he and the movies are the best Batman movies

  • @JJ_R
    @JJ_R Před 2 lety +113

    Two moments of “Super easy, barely an inconvenience” in the same video is tight!

    • @kennethnwebb
      @kennethnwebb Před 2 lety +2

      whoops

    • @JJ_R
      @JJ_R Před 2 lety +1

      @@kennethnwebb whoopsie

    • @theghettopreacher
      @theghettopreacher Před 2 lety +1

      It was probably barely an inconvenience for him! 😜

    • @adamserwacki3610
      @adamserwacki3610 Před 2 lety

      I honestly thought he was gonna go for a 3rd one with stopping penguin

  • @SergioLeRoux
    @SergioLeRoux Před 2 lety +27

    I remember a couple of scene in one of the Tim Burton Batmans where Bruce Wayne is somewhere reading something and he's wearing glasses. Wouldn't be hilarious if people just saw him and said "who are you?! what did you do with Bruce Wayne!"

  • @alessandrozuffi5068
    @alessandrozuffi5068 Před 2 lety +61

    I still love this movie, Danny De Vito gave a hell of a performance

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 Před rokem +3

      Why do I feel so certain the nose biting wasn’t in the script, and wasn’t Burton’s idea? Danny probably said, “I’m gonna bite a guy in the face in this movie so have the fake blood on stand-by. You don’t like it? Good luck finding another penguin!”

    • @moozillamoo2109
      @moozillamoo2109 Před rokem +3

      I like the movie. But as with all Burton movies, the story lines are all over the place.

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Před 2 měsíci

      I always loved the scene as just before he dies and he raises out of the water with the blood nose, the timing of everything and the darkness was perfect.

  • @dannyt9744
    @dannyt9744 Před 2 lety +151

    “And then within the span of a minute, Penguin gropes a random stranger and tells Catwoman that she’s the p*$$y he’s looking for”
    “This… is a kids movie?”
    “Oh whoops!”
    “Whoopsie!”

    • @TrillCityBaby
      @TrillCityBaby Před 2 lety +19

      Wow wow wow

    • @brontosa5351
      @brontosa5351 Před 2 lety +19

      @@TrillCityBaby Wow

    • @TrillCityBaby
      @TrillCityBaby Před 2 lety +8

      @@brontosa5351 you understood the assignment lol!! 💯

    • @projekttaku1
      @projekttaku1 Před rokem +2

      tbf, penguin groping a random person is pretty on point for a slimy politician.
      Only question is, how did the movie avoid an R-Rating🤔

    • @kingcosworth2643
      @kingcosworth2643 Před 2 měsíci

      Kids were built tougher back then

  • @disappointmentprobably7871
    @disappointmentprobably7871 Před 2 lety +440

    This movie still has by far the SEXlEST villain in movie history.
    Yes, I am talking about Danny DeVito.

    • @cradiculous
      @cradiculous Před 2 lety +12

      That might be true if I wasn't already the sexiest villain in movie history. Thank goodness for Advent Children; otherwise I wouldn't qualify.

    • @MartiZenith
      @MartiZenith Před 2 lety +3

      Danny Devito ain't all that 😂

    • @davidm5707
      @davidm5707 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MartiZenith Maybe if you were Rhea Perlman he might be. (I know they've split, but they never divorced.)

    • @bongumusasibiya1772
      @bongumusasibiya1772 Před 2 lety +7

      You had us in first half, ain't gonna lie.

    • @mundolaguna
      @mundolaguna Před 2 lety

      diablos, como quito el like

  • @ice319
    @ice319 Před 2 lety +22

    Batman Returns is one of my favorite Batman movies. Definitely a hilarious Pitch Meeting lol

  • @DoctorNemmo
    @DoctorNemmo Před 2 lety +11

    I just recently learned that Max Schreck was the name of the actor who played Nosferatu. So Batman Returns' Max Schreck's power plant was actually a vampire power plant !

  • @ian_snow
    @ian_snow Před 2 lety +186

    I'm glad Ryan's Pitch Meeting got its own channel, so I'm able to click the notification and get notified for these.

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 Před 2 lety +16

      Thanks to that, I got to unsubscribe from Screen Rant.

    • @TheXentios
      @TheXentios Před 2 lety +15

      Yeah it is super easy, barely an inconvenience now.

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Před 2 lety

      The channel is still owned by Screen Rant lmao

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Před 2 lety

      @@camelopardalis84 they own this channel too so no you haven't

    • @Joelysses
      @Joelysses Před 2 lety +19

      @@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 They may own the channel but you don't get a metric ton of shit clogging up your subscription feed or an absurd amount of notifications from whatever low quality, clickbait drivel SR puts out every 20 minutes

  • @DanSoloha
    @DanSoloha Před 2 lety +458

    Two “super easy, barely an inconvenience “s in one video is TIGHT!

    • @dredeth
      @dredeth Před 2 lety +11

      I thought I was trippin

    • @Mastdoa
      @Mastdoa Před 2 lety +6

      It sure is

    • @TheWPhilosopher
      @TheWPhilosopher Před 2 lety +5

      Wow wow wow ....wow!

    • @geneset5879
      @geneset5879 Před 2 lety +2

      You know for Ryan that was super easy barley a inconvenience

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels Před 2 lety +2

      It's going to be hard for Ryan to include three SEBAIs in one video!

  • @Daredevilsprmcy
    @Daredevilsprmcy Před 2 lety +25

    When the cats had licked Selina back to life, she had just eight lives left because her being tossed out of Schreck‘s window was counted by her as minus one.

  • @Sum_Guy
    @Sum_Guy Před 2 lety +8

    I love that 2:26 in, producer guy remembers that it's a batman movie

  • @siddharth589
    @siddharth589 Před 2 lety +613

    "Did he buy some clothes in the wrong size". Ryan is a genius.

  • @raydunakin
    @raydunakin Před 2 lety +87

    "My poop comes out white now." LOL!! I did not see that one coming!

  • @FStyleWWE
    @FStyleWWE Před 2 lety +143

    Just a note. Penguin was already a freak, that's why his parents tried to drown him. He probably just thought he's a penguin cause they raised him, so he walks like them and stuff.

    • @bentonrp
      @bentonrp Před 2 lety +8

      Excellent point!

    • @heathercalun4919
      @heathercalun4919 Před rokem +12

      An even more direct explanation is that this is just Thursday for Danny Devito.

    • @scorpiusbalthazar4327
      @scorpiusbalthazar4327 Před rokem

      His hands and maybe feet were deformed. Also, Penguin's father is Pee Hee Herman. I think he also played Penguin's father on the show Gotham.

  • @thatoneguychad420
    @thatoneguychad420 Před 2 lety +355

    Please do more "classic" films. Like titanic, alien, scarface etc.
    Also, if you did Snatch. That would be legendary.

    • @Etticos.
      @Etticos. Před 2 lety +19

      Snatch would be excellent!

    • @lukewright9031
      @lukewright9031 Před 2 lety +37

      Awww man snatches are *TIGHT!* ....That...that came out wrong. Oh Whoops!

    • @roberthayes7737
      @roberthayes7737 Před 2 lety +10

      @@lukewright9031 Whoopsie!

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 Před 2 lety +3

      @@lukewright9031 lmao

    • @thatoneguychad420
      @thatoneguychad420 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Etticos. trust. I've been suggesting it for ages. I've got a lil document I copy and paste with suggestions 🤣 I really would love to see Snatch and the evil dead trilogy done.

  • @coolnerdlll6053
    @coolnerdlll6053 Před 2 lety +1136

    "She gives her cat a bowl of milk and probably some diarrhea."
    Ryan, never change. You're perfect already.

  • @skyemitchell909
    @skyemitchell909 Před 2 lety +26

    “Life saving cat saliva is tight”
    Genuinely made me choke

    • @killianholm2283
      @killianholm2283 Před 2 lety +3

      Don't worry the life saving cat saliva will save you.

    • @awesomealbertt1150
      @awesomealbertt1150 Před rokem +1

      @@killianholm2283 if you have access to a cat, that is.

  • @madwibble
    @madwibble Před 2 lety +2

    "you were just going to scare her"
    "well she looked scared to me"

  • @weirdidiot4616
    @weirdidiot4616 Před 2 lety +125

    0:44
    That's the background story of all the characters, the real Ryan just happened to save all the children in a burning orphanage (by doing a backflip and snapping the arsonists neck of course) and all of them grew up to be extremely Ryan-like

    • @igrim4777
      @igrim4777 Před 2 lety +7

      Hope this comment is pinned. First I've seen of it's kind. Truly deserving of many thumbs.
      Edit: read through all the top level comments and most of the replies. This was the only one of its kind.

    • @beardedentity
      @beardedentity Před 2 lety

      Ryan is not an animal though. In this video, dude clearly said "if ANIMAL saved your life..." ..so your theory is flawed

    • @igrim4777
      @igrim4777 Před 2 lety +2

      @@beardedentity Hey Carl, yeah Carl. We're retconning your book. Yeah, no biggie, just humans aren't animals now we decided.

    • @weirdidiot4616
      @weirdidiot4616 Před 2 lety +4

      @@beardedentity humans are animals though

  • @SlebenGates
    @SlebenGates Před 2 lety +284

    Hey, Ryan. It would be awesome to have Pitch Meetings of The Mummy (Brendan Fraser/Rachel Weisz).
    Super enjoyed this one!

    • @valeriek8537
      @valeriek8537 Před 2 lety +9

      Hell yes! Love those movies.

    • @Robert-zz7qj
      @Robert-zz7qj Před 2 lety +4

      @@KotoKiminama "Oh yeah, it starts with some random stuff that suposedly happened some thousend years ago in Egypt"
      "Uhh then we should get some experts on Egyptian history, to make sure the story aligns with historical characters."
      "About that, why don't we just put together a story with people that actually existed, but in a span of 500 years?"
      "Why woiuld we do that?"
      "It's cheaper."
      "Why didn't you say so in the first place!"

    • @Bramble451
      @Bramble451 Před 2 lety

      @Robert ""Uhh then we should get some experts on Egyptian history, to make sure the story aligns with historical characters.""
      Alternate scripting: "Yeah yeah yeah! 15 minutes should be enough! I think the History Channel has people who know about this stuff."

    • @Grasslander
      @Grasslander Před 2 lety +4

      "So after Imhotep killed the pharaoh the priests curse him. By turning him into a super powerful person. And then the priests' descendants have to watch over him for THOUSANDS OF YEARS. They can never leave, they have to watch that spot in the desert."
      "So who was cursed exactly? Imhotep or the priests' families?"

    • @jameslynch2399
      @jameslynch2399 Před 2 lety +1

      Only if they mention people freaking out about the prospect of remaking the 1999 Brendan Fraser The Mummy while ignoring that it was a remake of the 1932 The Mummy starring Boris Karloff.

  • @saffiyasmith4113
    @saffiyasmith4113 Před 2 lety +13

    I am so glad they have their own channel. This one was great. I would love to see an Enchanted Pitch Meeting

  • @JustaGuy_Gaming
    @JustaGuy_Gaming Před 2 lety +13

    I love the line about Batman being in the movie. It really points out something comic book movies never seem to learn. Multiple villians in the same movie drags out the story building to such a degree that the "main hero" is barely in the last half of the movie. Now Batman Returns was a pretty good movie. But still having 3 or more main villains in the movie just to cram as many as possible always hurts the over all movie imo.
    You tend to not really care about any of them, and they all feel kind of weak as they just do stuff to make the plot happen. I always think of Spiderman 3 when this issue comes up. That movie tried to do Sandman, Hobgoblin and Venom all in one movie....

  • @gorrow1990
    @gorrow1990 Před 2 lety +84

    Batman always felt like a secondary character in this movie with how little screentime Keaton had compared to DeVito, Pfeiffer, & Walken.

    • @radadadadee
      @radadadadee Před 2 lety +1

      I didn't even remember that Keaton played Batman, and now that I watched this video I can tell why. Gosh, he's ugly.

    • @PotrzebieConolly
      @PotrzebieConolly Před 2 lety +7

      @@hendrikscheepers4144 Only after she took off her glasses.

    • @charlespettit7149
      @charlespettit7149 Před 2 lety +4

      The funniest part about this movie to me is Walken's plan is basically his plan from the 007 movie he was villain of.

  • @nataliajimenez1870
    @nataliajimenez1870 Před 2 lety +31

    I love how the Burton Batman movies have the camp elements of the 60s miniseries but with an added darkness and better production values. The Nolan, Snyder and Reeves versions just dismiss all the ridiculousness of Gotham and its villains

    • @bettyblue1986
      @bettyblue1986 Před 2 lety +13

      Ah, yes. The 120 episode miniseries.

    • @desmondd1984
      @desmondd1984 Před 2 lety +1

      I don't really love it but it's true, the Burton Batmans are exactly that.

    • @zachiswayposi1
      @zachiswayposi1 Před 2 lety +4

      A dude in a super mask taking over a city just so he can blow it up but not before giving away his diabolical plan in a needlessly long exposition dump with the main character may not be campy intentionally, but it sure is terrible either way.

  • @SchrijverMarcel
    @SchrijverMarcel Před 2 lety +6

    And it is still the best Batman movie ever made.

  • @andietiffany4300
    @andietiffany4300 Před 2 lety +30

    I love Michelle phieffer,s cat woman suit and when she fights with guards it's pretty awesome

  • @FreddieLane9001
    @FreddieLane9001 Před 2 lety +83

    I'm glad you got a channel for pitch meetings. Crazy how all these movies got made from your pitches! Wow wow wow...wow!

  • @disneyvillainsfan1666
    @disneyvillainsfan1666 Před 2 lety +830

    As someone who favored this film as a kid, despite how dark and messed up it was, I actually thought That The Penguin living in the Sewers was his actual origin story. So I was super shocked to learn that in other forms of media, he's more Kingpin than Penguin Monster.

    • @eriksand9262
      @eriksand9262 Před 2 lety +31

      I'm right there with you man

    • @stcsuntzucreed
      @stcsuntzucreed Před 2 lety +58

      yeah... with the partial exception of Two Face, no villain in Burton/Schumacher movies has the actual origin story and when it comes to The Penguin it's literally an in name only adaptation

    • @filmfanaticx4212
      @filmfanaticx4212 Před 2 lety +54

      @@stcsuntzucreed True, but Danny DeVito just goes for it in the role! Probably one of his greatest performances!

    • @brettbaratheon9776
      @brettbaratheon9776 Před 2 lety +7

      Still a great movie. I remember seeing this in the theater as a kid.

    • @igrim4777
      @igrim4777 Před 2 lety +17

      @@stcsuntzucreed So, the Joker doesn't fall into a vat of chemicals in the comics? You sure about that?

  • @sassytroy8282
    @sassytroy8282 Před rokem +5

    I always just figured the whole Batman killing the ice princess was resolved when Penguin says I played this stinking city like a harp from hell. That pretty much clarifies that he did it and not Batman.

  • @fathersnuts
    @fathersnuts Před 2 lety +11

    All of them, I want to see pitches for every movie ever made! (Including “the ugly dachshund”)

  • @Palaven100
    @Palaven100 Před 2 lety +9

    Omg I watched it so often in my childhood and I loved it,
    But holy crap... this screenplay is bananas

  • @skunkrat01
    @skunkrat01 Před 2 lety +28

    Omg I love this movie so much. I watched it over and over as a kid and I have had a lifelong love of penguins. I have a penguin tattoo, work with penguins, all my family knows a penguin related gift is my jam.
    32 and never stopped loving penguins because of this movie.
    Thank you Batman Returns

    • @andrewgilbert4659
      @andrewgilbert4659 Před 2 lety +1

      So then you're well aware that penguins inherently know how to conduct a funeral procession... if only Ryan knew this very basic fact and didn't question it so foolishly 😅

    • @skunkrat01
      @skunkrat01 Před 2 lety +3

      @@andrewgilbert4659 Along with their superior human baby raising skills 🤣

    • @poisoncheeto9956
      @poisoncheeto9956 Před 2 lety

      How many unsavory acts have you committed with penguins?

    • @adamcetinkent
      @adamcetinkent Před 2 lety

      I hope you work as a software engineer or something, and not in a zoo or anything.

    • @Poldovico
      @Poldovico Před 2 lety

      @@adamcetinkent Linux dev :P

  • @jalbiindolcheey2049
    @jalbiindolcheey2049 Před 2 lety +57

    I love that Ryan noticed the magic eye make up that appears when Batman puts on his mask and disappears when he ripps it off.

    • @G360LIVE
      @G360LIVE Před 2 lety

      It also happens in Batman Begins when Scarecrow lights Batman on fire. Just pause at the moment Batman catches fire, and you'll notice that the eye makeup is magically gone.

    • @lj5190
      @lj5190 Před 2 lety

      Am I the only one that understands it's supposed to be part of the mask, not eye make up?

    • @Theillive
      @Theillive Před 2 lety

      @@lj5190 explain how that’s even possible lmao

    • @lj5190
      @lj5190 Před 2 lety

      @@Theillive What do you mean? That's the reason it's gone when the mask comes off. The the costume department uses eye makeup to make the mask appear more seamless around the eyes. Otherwise, it looks dumb.

    • @raimundoj888
      @raimundoj888 Před 2 lety

      @@lj5190 dumb like in the new batman movie then?

  • @TheArchangel911
    @TheArchangel911 Před 2 lety +17

    I will like that smash button now that you mention it.🤣😂🤣

  • @mrflamram9966
    @mrflamram9966 Před 2 lety +3

    I love how he says sewer penguins like it's a normal occurrence

  • @jewel8425
    @jewel8425 Před 2 lety +80

    You left out that the scene where Catwoman sticks the Penguin's pet bird in her mouth to threaten him, Michelle actually stuck the bird in her mouth, no CGI or trick photography.
    Bird in mouth. I couldn't believe it.
    Also, this movie was one of my favorites as a child, and its still one of my guilty pleasures.

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman Před 2 lety +5

      Good thing it didn't take a dump.

    • @PurooRoy
      @PurooRoy Před 2 lety +4

      I think Penguin also asserted his dominance by putting her cat in his mouth probably. I don't remember the movie very well.

    • @davidrobison8100
      @davidrobison8100 Před 2 lety

      @@PurooRoy probably lol

    • @SSDexter99
      @SSDexter99 Před 2 lety +2

      @@PurooRoy it was an umbrella knife to it's throat

    • @austinluther5825
      @austinluther5825 Před 2 lety

      No shame. I still have my old VHS copy.

  • @GH1LLIE
    @GH1LLIE Před 2 lety +9

    Ryan: creates pitch meeting channel
    Batman Franchise: I’m gonna need you to get aaaall the way off my back

  • @thedude1562
    @thedude1562 Před rokem +2

    Hey Ryan, I'm loving these Pitch Meetings. How about Speed and Speed 2: Cruise Control? Especially the second one.

  • @chrisfitch972
    @chrisfitch972 Před 2 lety +11

    Me: He’s done it all! There’s no more room to innovate!
    Also me: WHAT, TWO SUPER EASY BARELY AN INCONVENIENCES IN ONE EPISODE??! THE MAN HAS DONE IT YET AGAIN

    • @mikerotch791
      @mikerotch791 Před 2 lety

      not the first time though.

    • @poppers7317
      @poppers7317 Před 2 lety

      What now to expect?
      Three times in one episode?
      That would be madness!

  • @wiidub9225
    @wiidub9225 Před 2 lety +101

    Batman Returns is such a classic that it deserves two "barely a inconvenience" lines

    • @mherzog21
      @mherzog21 Před 2 lety +6

      Brilliant film. Top 10 for me. So rewatchable and my favorite Christmas movie of all time.

    • @beaumcdean6575
      @beaumcdean6575 Před 2 lety +2

      “Actually it’s gonna be super easy, barely an inconvenience” Returns.

    • @danavixen6274
      @danavixen6274 Před 2 lety +3

      "Batman Returns?! Did Batman go somewhere?" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I love this 90s classic and Pitch Meetings is hilarious! Surprised Ryan didn't say, "Catwoman's suit is TIGHT!" 😁❤️

    • @kevinirmiter3669
      @kevinirmiter3669 Před 2 lety

      The best part is that he literally responded the exact same way at being told the exact same thing minutes later.

  • @MyBiPolarBearMax
    @MyBiPolarBearMax Před 2 lety +4

    “There are penguins in Gotham’s Sewer? Arent they exclusive to the South Pole?”
    “They sure are, sir”

  • @christianellegaard7120
    @christianellegaard7120 Před 2 lety +4

    You should do some pitch meetings for some of the real old classics.
    Like Casablanca, The Wizard of Oz, From here to Eternity, or Ben Hur. Or any of the many great movies made before 1970.

  • @mafalda594
    @mafalda594 Před 2 lety +1

    That pause between the third and the fourth "wow" is brilliant.

  • @TheBiggTennReppa
    @TheBiggTennReppa Před 2 lety +46

    I love how he says the phrase "Sewer Penguins" like that's a normal everyday thing

    • @Trakesh
      @Trakesh Před 2 lety +4

      Its not?

    • @jonathanallard2128
      @jonathanallard2128 Před 2 lety

      @@Trakesh It is, IDKmyBFghscdfjh, it is.

    • @TheBiggTennReppa
      @TheBiggTennReppa Před 2 lety +2

      @@Trakesh You know what? I've never been in the sewer, so it may actually be a thing

  • @SutirthaDas-Suto
    @SutirthaDas-Suto Před 2 lety +135

    "She's got glasses on so she's absolutely hideous"
    "Sounds like an unattractive loser!"
    Movie tropes that never change..

    • @darkgengar9410
      @darkgengar9410 Před 2 lety +14

      In anime she would be smart calm and likely evil with her glasses tinting solid white time to time to remind viewers shes evil

    • @gamingnscience
      @gamingnscience Před 2 lety +17

      Also, Pitching guy might as well wear a paper bag over his head, but Producer guy is one to cause a decent man crush.

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX Před 2 lety +2

      Who's idea was that women with glasses are hideous? Why was that popular in Hollywood movies? Are those people ever seen women with glasses? They are hot.

    • @AriellaLilien
      @AriellaLilien Před 2 lety +4

      @@ExtremeMadnessX bc it's a lot more profitable to get people to buy contacts, which need to be constantly replaced, rather than glasses, which only need to be replaced if they get damaged or one's prescription changes. When glasses are portrayed as unflattering, it gets more people to use contacts, so this is a very common trope bc the glasses industry worked their asses off to ensure that society views glasses as unattractive

    • @PhilBagels
      @PhilBagels Před 2 lety +3

      @@ExtremeMadnessX I think it's because of the style of women's glasses back in the 30's, 40's, and 50's. Making lenses was expensive, so they made the lenses small and the frames thick - often "decorated", which was supposed to make them more attractive, but actually made them look worse. Check out pictures of women wearing glasses from 60+ years ago.
      Also, poor eyesight is associated with age, so old women were more likely to wear glasses.

  • @jenniferp403
    @jenniferp403 Před 2 lety +1

    ‘’Did he buy some clothes in the wrong size?” Hahahahaha

  • @SSBroly965
    @SSBroly965 Před 2 lety +5

    That has bothered me so many years, the fact they somehow had batmobile blueprints. It's never explained nor is it explained how a bunch of circus freaks have engineering skills and can strip apart the batmobile and put it back together perfectly.

  • @HailHydra1001
    @HailHydra1001 Před 2 lety +17

    Back to the future part 2 pitch meeting would be tight!

  • @karmanderdimdung223
    @karmanderdimdung223 Před 2 lety +98

    ngl this was my first batman movie. having such good memories about the movie and get absolutely shredded by pitch meeting js a dream come true for me.

  • @xxleben85
    @xxleben85 Před 2 lety +3

    I’m surprised you didn’t mention the penguins dragging Oswald’s lifeless body without hands

  • @obi-c-wan37king93
    @obi-c-wan37king93 Před 2 lety +5

    I love everything you do, keep up the good work!!!

  • @anttikettunen8601
    @anttikettunen8601 Před 2 lety +4

    Double "super easy, barely an inconvenience". I'm so happy!

  • @michaelwynn4559
    @michaelwynn4559 Před 2 lety +14

    I'm howling at this.
    Was a huge comic fan growing up, and this was THAT movie upon release. Great work though.

  • @Dani-El.
    @Dani-El. Před 2 lety +4

    Thanks for clearing up these inconsistencies. They've been bothering me for years, but now it all makes sense.

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness Před 7 měsíci

    The pause between the last two "wows" is a masterclass in comedic timing.

  • @Southy88
    @Southy88 Před 2 lety +5

    This films Penguin is pretty much a completely new character, the only things it has in common with the real Penguin character is the name Penguin and his real name Oswald. I had no idea for years until my cousin told me.

    • @Carabas72
      @Carabas72 Před 2 lety +2

      That goes for this film's version of Catwoman as well.

    • @welcometothemetaverse2523
      @welcometothemetaverse2523 Před 2 lety +1

      He also has the top hat, monocle and weaponized umbrellas.
      But the OG Penguin, deformed or not, was more of a sophisticated gentlemen of crime underground, not a monstrous baby-killer.
      And while Catwoman does have a duality complex, she's not *this* crazy if at all. Also, the 9 lives thing, that's just weird.
      Still a way better Catwoman than Halle Berry though.

  • @EverettBurger
    @EverettBurger Před 2 lety +53

    "did he buy some clothes in the wrong size?"
    Sensible chuckle.

  • @dizzle7558
    @dizzle7558 Před 2 lety +1

    "Did he buy clothes in the wrong size?"..😆🤣😂

  • @The_Quiet_Kiddo
    @The_Quiet_Kiddo Před 2 lety +2

    0:57 The ol' Chicago Sunroof

  • @ethandollarhide7943
    @ethandollarhide7943 Před 2 lety +26

    I love how "penguins living in the sewers of Gotham" doesn't raise any questions.

    • @ExtremeMadnessX
      @ExtremeMadnessX Před 2 lety +2

      What? There is no sewer penguins in your city?

    • @StevieStitches
      @StevieStitches Před 2 lety +1

      The Batman Returns novelization explained that the penguins were from the old Arctic World, a leftover pavilion exhibition from a Gotham World's Fair at the old Gotham Zoo. Baby Oswald was found there, presumably by the owner of the Red Triangle Circus, and taken to the Charity Home for Unusual Cases orphanage, as seen in The World of Stainboy episode "The Origin of Stainboy" (2001) episode by Tim Burton. Tim Burton snuck the Joker into The World of Stainboy episode "The Origin of Stainboy" (2001), too. czcams.com/video/6ybEPlwfvvE/video.html The owner of the Red Triangle Circus presumably adopted the Penguin boy with a contract as the star sideshow attraction and raised him in the Red Triangle Circus freak show, featured as 'Jimmy the hideous Penguin Boy - the aquatic bird boy,' exploiting the Penguin for money, as seen in The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy & Other Stories (1997) book by Tim Burton. He'd grown to hate ordinary people and normal children. After numerous reports of missing children in several towns, police closed down the Red Triangle Circus's fair-grounds, folded the tents. However, freak-show performer the Penguin vanished before he could be questioned, as read by Bruce Wayne in the Batman Returns movie. The decrepit Arctic World pavilion became the adult Penguin's hideout. Tim Burton also explained in his Batman Returns commentary, "The old Central Park Zoo... The duck car came from the old dilapidated Zoo amusement park, and this was an old Gotham World's Fair that had been run down."

  • @johnathanward1806
    @johnathanward1806 Před 2 lety +9

    You should definitely do a pitch meeting for the emperors new groove.

  • @MK-1010
    @MK-1010 Před 2 lety +5

    Great to see these two back at it again!

  • @kapilkumargupta356
    @kapilkumargupta356 Před 2 lety +4

    Hey Ryan. Thank you so much for yet another awesome pitch meeting. Please do a pitch meeting for the Ice Age movies. That has to be "super easy barely an inconvenience" for you.

  • @StarvingPixels
    @StarvingPixels Před 2 lety +22

    Consistently high quality content.

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 Před 2 lety

      Really? You complained about Screen Rant before but they are the writers. They own this channel too

    • @StarvingPixels
      @StarvingPixels Před 2 lety

      @@ceoatcrystalsoft4942 You do realise that they make more than just pitch meetings?

  • @Jordothecat98
    @Jordothecat98 Před 2 lety +25

    I’m bed ridden with covid and I swear a pitch meeting alert has made me feel a lot better suddenly 😂 love you Ryan 😃⭐️

    • @jaycievictory8461
      @jaycievictory8461 Před 2 lety +1

      Aw, bless you! Get well soon ☺️ Maybe a Pitch Meeting marathon is in order 😁

    • @bgriffininsd
      @bgriffininsd Před 2 lety

      Get better.

    • @Jordothecat98
      @Jordothecat98 Před 2 lety

      @Jaycie Victory thanks Jaycie 😃😃 I think that’s a very good idea thank goodness Ryan has an extensive back catalogue 🙈😁

  • @billyjoecobra2517
    @billyjoecobra2517 Před 2 lety +2

    This movie has powerful imaginery and characters but the script was just crazy!

  • @l0v3MyB3ar
    @l0v3MyB3ar Před rokem +1

    "Is Batman in this movie?"
    "Yeah. A little bit."
    lol

  • @korliyon2283
    @korliyon2283 Před 2 lety +4

    Ryan: "How many Batman Pitch Meetings do you want?"
    Screen Rant: "Yes"

    • @16shogunelitegreen
      @16shogunelitegreen Před 2 lety +1

      That's 8 so far

    • @Bramble451
      @Bramble451 Před 2 lety +1

      Batman and Spiderman are in a race for the world record.

    • @16shogunelitegreen
      @16shogunelitegreen Před 2 lety +1

      @@Bramble451 Spider-Man is winning if you include Into the Spider-Verse and Venom films

    • @Bramble451
      @Bramble451 Před 2 lety +1

      @@16shogunelitegreen Does Into the Spider-Verse count as seven? 🤣

  • @ballybunion9
    @ballybunion9 Před 2 lety +235

    I can't decide which I like more: "sewer penguins" or "live-saving cat saliva." 😂

    • @rizkytp
      @rizkytp Před 2 lety +6

      why not both sir.

    • @legendthorne2085
      @legendthorne2085 Před 2 lety +4

      Just Sewer penguins. Delivered with such normalcy was hilarious.

    • @benharrison5816
      @benharrison5816 Před 2 lety +2

      It was the sewer craze of the 90s. People just couldn't get enough sewers back then.

    • @samuelfeichtenbiner5020
      @samuelfeichtenbiner5020 Před 2 lety +3

      Both are pretty tight

    • @JennySparkz
      @JennySparkz Před 2 lety

      @@samuelfeichtenbiner5020 The literal "shit pipe" Those entendres just keep on doublin'

  • @SuperCube99
    @SuperCube99 Před 2 lety

    3:36
    Love the delivery of that "what" lol

  • @TradMom
    @TradMom Před 2 lety +6

    Would love to see L O S T and Smallville pitched, both great series, also great cannon fodder

  • @woodrick88
    @woodrick88 Před 2 lety +13

    "Like that smash button. Oh, that's not it"
    "whoops"
    "whoopsy"

    • @frederickthesquirrel
      @frederickthesquirrel Před 2 lety +2

      I think I actually would like a smash button

    • @strahinjagov
      @strahinjagov Před 2 lety

      @@frederickthesquirrel that would make things super easy, barely an inconvenience

  • @nastradumbass
    @nastradumbass Před 2 lety +37

    Not all heroes wear capes some have glasses and write great content

  • @muktar8289
    @muktar8289 Před 3 měsíci +1

    "But let me tell you, I have been pooping on the top of cars"