I’m jealous of my wife’s Instagram comments | Hasan Minhaj on Jimmy Fallon

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  • @delulugirl2025
    @delulugirl2025 Před rokem +90265

    "YOU'RE BREATHTAKING"
    -Random guy to Keanu Reeves

  • @Cristina313
    @Cristina313 Před rokem +61360

    And the same day he posted a picture and his comments were full of “STUNNING”, “HOT DADA”, “BREATHTAKING”, “KILLING IT!” 😂

  • @whoshfsa
    @whoshfsa Před rokem +10793

    'I AM SCREAMING' was on point literally 😂😂😭

    • @orangesfruits
      @orangesfruits Před 7 měsíci

      🎉🎉😢😊😂😢😮😮😊😊😅😅😮😢🎉😂❤❤🎉

    • @Lolliepiee
      @Lolliepiee Před 7 měsíci +2

      How comes u got no comments 😮with that much likes

    • @nocturemix-master9602
      @nocturemix-master9602 Před 7 měsíci

      Ayo u lacking reply’s but 6k likes

  • @cloudyishappy4146
    @cloudyishappy4146 Před rokem +5676

    The way it’s filled with SLAYYYYYY QUEEEEENNNN 😂

  • @ikykwklk325
    @ikykwklk325 Před rokem +31838

    He forgot “SLAY QUEEN”

  • @Emma-lf5jg
    @Emma-lf5jg Před rokem +18321

    I want MY Instagram comments to be like Beena’s comments. And I AM a woman 😭

    • @johnT2
      @johnT2 Před rokem +135

      I see you, you me
      The purrfect gal do not exsit

    • @ShoeibShargo
      @ShoeibShargo Před rokem +81

      What's your ig? Asking for Beena's mutual

    • @sholalove6478
      @sholalove6478 Před rokem +34

      ​@Shoeib Shargo this is so sweet hehe I'd hype emma up too but I'm not on ig anymore :(

    • @HugoLacchiaOfficial
      @HugoLacchiaOfficial Před rokem +9

      I see you, you me
      The purrfect gal do not exsit

    • @PTCkknagarTRICHY
      @PTCkknagarTRICHY Před rokem +27

      Gorgeous, hot, breathtaking...

  • @elaizakaguya4631
    @elaizakaguya4631 Před rokem +1630

    "Love your lewk"
    Im dead😂😂😂

  • @shanemandem
    @shanemandem Před rokem +1706

    Men insult each other to show love... The worse the insults, the greater the love.

    • @kumararup188
      @kumararup188 Před rokem +28

      That's the code

    • @beshooketh9333
      @beshooketh9333 Před 7 měsíci +32

      How sad tbh

    • @Desto_OP
      @Desto_OP Před 7 měsíci +18

      ​@@beshooketh9333I missed the part where that's my problem

    • @thewizard555
      @thewizard555 Před 7 měsíci

      Cause they cant risk to be seen as gay thats why they cant even love themselves let alone loving other guy

    • @trenddyy3462
      @trenddyy3462 Před 7 měsíci +4

      ​@beshooketh9333 it is not sad. No one minds it.

  • @loopstationyt
    @loopstationyt Před rokem +23238

    SLAAAAAAY! It’s the beauty for me!

    • @vive335
      @vive335 Před rokem +58

      S-Layyyyy! B-reath ta-king
      LOL

    • @S0L12D3
      @S0L12D3 Před rokem +5

      😂😂😂

    • @Yorak_Hunt0----3
      @Yorak_Hunt0----3 Před rokem

      Ikr like shut up before I slaaaay your ahh

    • @SouL-ob5wx
      @SouL-ob5wx Před rokem +18

      You did not just say "SLAAAAAAY" under a video like this 😂

    • @loopstationyt
      @loopstationyt Před rokem +15

      @@SouL-ob5wx Someone doesn’t get sarcasm…

  • @Jah_LEASE_yah
    @Jah_LEASE_yah Před rokem +13983

    Girls know to how gas each other up. We all know how good a compliment feels so we gotta share the love.

    • @mchlle94
      @mchlle94 Před rokem +68

      It´s unfortunate though that our default is just looks

    • @Jah_LEASE_yah
      @Jah_LEASE_yah Před rokem +312

      @@mchlle94 I try to encourage my friends in every way. “You beautiful, intelligent, a great mom. Your going to school and working and your an awesome mom! Girl your slaying at life!” That kind of thing. Lol

    • @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife
      @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife Před rokem +287

      ​@@mchlle94 the default is not looks but when you are complimenting someone on a picture they posted, you really have limited options. you can either compliment them, their looks, make up or dress or all of that. other times you can definitely compliment on other aspects.

    • @a141tho2
      @a141tho2 Před rokem +38

      @@SleepIntoTheDiamondLife idk but The default setting for boys oscillate between calling their homies "Chutiye" or a plain "Nice" ; no matter how the picture looks. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife
      @SleepIntoTheDiamondLife Před rokem +67

      @@a141tho2 well, that's just sad. but I'm glad that women don't have such a short default.

  • @tomaskarlsson9272
    @tomaskarlsson9272 Před rokem +429

    "Stuuuning" "GOREGUUUSES" "HoT MaMa" "BreaThTaKiNG"

  • @kingkale8825
    @kingkale8825 Před rokem +681

    I like when talk show hosts got not idea what to do or say, bc they’re so disconnected, so they just smile and repeat the last thing the guest said; as if it’s the funniest thing they’ve said that night

  • @minuitdelfin5695
    @minuitdelfin5695 Před rokem +57152

    Normalize men calling other men breathtaking 😊

  • @northwest1760
    @northwest1760 Před rokem +4518

    I love being a woman for so many reasons. This is one of them.

  • @nellykav25
    @nellykav25 Před rokem +423

    Dude forgot:
    I'M OBSESSED
    LITERALLY OBSESSED
    SLAYYY
    you go gurrl 😅

  • @dagger.v
    @dagger.v Před rokem +45

    He forgot to mention,
    "SLAYY QUEEN 👑"

  • @notnavlookaway
    @notnavlookaway Před rokem +3662

    so true bestie, keep slayin mama

  • @J4Cinema
    @J4Cinema Před rokem +1634

    Hasan, looking fierce, meow 😍

  • @user-zj2ry4no5u
    @user-zj2ry4no5u Před 23 dny +2

    "HOT MAMA"
    Was so funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @stewie2k746
    @stewie2k746 Před rokem +89

    this man mastered the art of fake laughing

  • @doggytheanarchist7876
    @doggytheanarchist7876 Před rokem +2309

    Hassan really just wants his boys to be more open and secure with their love.
    That's legit.
    This is what we are fighting for.

    • @sonatestd2085
      @sonatestd2085 Před rokem +53

      we already are. The benchmark of love and kindness isn't acting like women.

    • @Ryanfury99
      @Ryanfury99 Před rokem +5

      ​@@sonatestd2085 💯

    • @wayln2591
      @wayln2591 Před rokem +31

      ​@@sonatestd2085 what exactly is acting like women????? If men can do it then how come it's only "women" thing and vice versa.

    • @_AbhiRam_
      @_AbhiRam_ Před rokem +27

      ​@@wayln2591 There's different ways and words men use to Compliment each other, Like a Simple " Lookin good man" is enough for us. Stop trying to force us to act how you want 🤣

    • @wayln2591
      @wayln2591 Před rokem +29

      @@_AbhiRam_ no one is forcing you to do anything. The thing is it's not "women only" or "men only" thing. Some people like to keep it short and simple while others like to hype more. You ain't acting like women. Your masculinity is fragile asf if something so small makes you behave like this.

  • @pamelah1220
    @pamelah1220 Před rokem +8698

    And men wonder why their mental health is so bad. Fellas you gotta support each other.
    Edit:
    ITT:
    1. Men mocking women for our methods of encouraging each other.
    2. Men insisting their mental health is fine.
    3. Men trying to blame their problems on women.

    • @jamesdawny1855
      @jamesdawny1855 Před rokem +178

      Yeah that's why. We gotta lie to eachother.

    • @iorekab3611
      @iorekab3611 Před rokem +531

      ​@@jamesdawny1855I'm sad for you.

    • @pamelah1220
      @pamelah1220 Před rokem +2

      @@iorekab3611 So called traditional masculinity requires the demonization of the feminine.

    • @allsmiles7106
      @allsmiles7106 Před rokem +394

      ​@@jamesdawny1855 who hurt you

    • @Zen-zt4uk
      @Zen-zt4uk Před rokem +196

      @@jamesdawny1855 it'll get better some time man, just gotta stay strong for now

  • @kd8663
    @kd8663 Před rokem +55

    My husband and his guy friends lift eachother up like this and it’s so wholesome.

  • @peterbishopswife6503
    @peterbishopswife6503 Před rokem +980

    I love how both of them giggle like kids in kindergarten after he says "Love your LEWK"

  • @ImChand08
    @ImChand08 Před rokem +1852

    I wrote "You look good" in one of my friend's post, istg that instant response is the reason boys don't complement each other. The response came in one word : gAy 🗿

    • @dramarama232
      @dramarama232 Před rokem +55

      Ha lol keep up the great energy!!

    • @zarahshabs7936
      @zarahshabs7936 Před rokem +37

      Listen if you do it enough somebody will do it too even by accident lol and that’ll change the wave ~

    • @jws031770
      @jws031770 Před rokem +3

      💯

    • @jws031770
      @jws031770 Před rokem +2

      ​@@zarahshabs7936 sounds like encouragement for men to be guy. The description here is what has ALL WOMEN in lip fillers, wearing wigs, with eye wings.

    • @MrLee-cy1pw
      @MrLee-cy1pw Před rokem +8

      This had me dying

  • @shilpasangale419
    @shilpasangale419 Před 7 měsíci +10

    Bro u forgot "WIFEY❤❤"😅😂😂

  • @mr.variety
    @mr.variety Před 8 měsíci +11

    "Step on me"

  • @zzz181085
    @zzz181085 Před rokem +786

    YA SLAYING BOIII!

    • @shubhamchakraborty3079
      @shubhamchakraborty3079 Před rokem +14

      Sounds like a racial slur 💀

    • @yasuke1709
      @yasuke1709 Před rokem +7

      Thanks bro, you know I never skip leg day 🦵

    • @silver5trike746
      @silver5trike746 Před rokem +1

      Lol it says that ur comment needs to be translated to English. Nothing major just funny to note

    • @shawnmicheal9638
      @shawnmicheal9638 Před rokem +2

      @@shubhamchakraborty3079 sounds like a bengali bonk

    • @ramsanodiya5454
      @ramsanodiya5454 Před rokem

      Sounds like a serial murderer to me.

  • @shrutijha6786
    @shrutijha6786 Před rokem +588

    you missed "STEP ON MY FACE ALREADYY"

  • @eyeswideopenpod
    @eyeswideopenpod Před rokem +4

    LOL! I love being a girl and spreading love to my friends. We’ve put each other down long enough. It brings me so much joy seeing women lifting each other up! ❤🎉

  • @Rozebabe_anonymous
    @Rozebabe_anonymous Před dnem

    Not the blocking part😂

  • @shesstrongaf
    @shesstrongaf Před rokem +618

    Breathtaking

  • @yasuke1709
    @yasuke1709 Před rokem +195

    To all my Kings out there, you're absolutely breathtaking!

    • @emptyheart09
      @emptyheart09 Před rokem +7

      Wait for those who say compliments from a man to a man is kinda gay 😂

    • @The.rapist911
      @The.rapist911 Před rokem +8

      ​@@emptyheart09 no one said that but it's interesting how you brought that up right off the bat
      You wanna say something ? 🏳️‍🌈

    • @emptyheart09
      @emptyheart09 Před rokem

      @@The.rapist911 read the comments

    • @The.rapist911
      @The.rapist911 Před rokem +5

      @@emptyheart09 read it and no one is saying it
      Come out the closet already

    • @armygamer1842
      @armygamer1842 Před rokem +4

      ​@@The.rapist911You dont have to use gay or coming out as an insult mate.

  • @lavender1986
    @lavender1986 Před 6 dny

    The host induced laughter😂

  • @Tayeba_lisa
    @Tayeba_lisa Před 7 měsíci +1

    Also queen u drop this 👑

  • @ashwanthhari6306
    @ashwanthhari6306 Před rokem +31

    He forgot this : Here you dropped this 👑

  • @June-hd3cs
    @June-hd3cs Před rokem +242

    You forgot *"You go girl!"*

  • @dorotaka4717
    @dorotaka4717 Před měsícem

    This is so good, such a good humor.

  • @RubeeRoja
    @RubeeRoja Před rokem +43

    This definitely encouraged me to respond to men's comments sections this way. But I feel like some guys out there are going to take offense and feel like we are trying to demasculate them😅

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Also, some might think you are interested in them.

  • @kwstaskwtidis1789
    @kwstaskwtidis1789 Před rokem +167

    Preach, bussy quiverer!

  • @seokjinsjellyrolls4963
    @seokjinsjellyrolls4963 Před rokem +150

    My favourite ones are “you’re so hot punch me in the face”, “I’m on birth control” and “mommy/mother” 😭oh how I love being a woman

  • @daynee26
    @daynee26 Před rokem +2

    Love his personality 😭 Following this guy now!!!!

  • @dianapires882
    @dianapires882 Před rokem +38

    Man i thought he was Reza for a second 😂😂

  • @rubyattwood
    @rubyattwood Před rokem +35

    Honestly Hassan’s looking seriously dapper in that suit and tie he is very well dressed in this clip

  • @duranduran237
    @duranduran237 Před rokem +33

    love this colour on you! breathtaking 🌬️

  • @Meet_gvv
    @Meet_gvv Před rokem +2

    Nah nah,his accent is on another level•

  • @sorayakapetti
    @sorayakapetti Před rokem +1

    Jimmy was not having any more then Breathtaking…. Even there he already showed his …: yeah yeah yeah… it’s ok …! mode. 🤣

  • @MohdTaufiqueSiddiqui
    @MohdTaufiqueSiddiqui Před rokem +35

    Keanu reeves be like: you’re breathtaking 😎

  • @Mj09867
    @Mj09867 Před rokem +225

    Stunning

  • @CorsiHockey
    @CorsiHockey Před 11 měsíci

    Love the LEWK with that tie! STUNNING! 😂

  • @randomdisplayname
    @randomdisplayname Před rokem

    I mean Fallon could call every guest ever breathtaking the amount he nearly dies laughing from the moment they say hello

  • @Nick-ke8nt
    @Nick-ke8nt Před rokem +4

    Jimmy getting annoyed “yea yea we get it stfu” lmao

  • @Sthuthukile
    @Sthuthukile Před rokem +20

    I love how people started spamming his comments with BREATHTAKING

  • @Gardengnome298
    @Gardengnome298 Před rokem +12

    He forget “slayyyy hot mama” XD SO TRUE THO 😂😂😂

  • @biridiannagomez4222
    @biridiannagomez4222 Před rokem +4

    He forgot the
    Slayyy queeennnn

  • @Hajirazaiba-ks8jr
    @Hajirazaiba-ks8jr Před 6 měsíci +1

    Hasan's facial expressions 🤌...
    He is literally "BREATHTAKING" 🫶

  • @S1L3NTG4M3R
    @S1L3NTG4M3R Před rokem +202

    Wish Patriot Act... was still on !!!

  • @mchlle94
    @mchlle94 Před rokem +16

    Such a STUN-NING man in that suit

  • @abiolaolawuyi7524
    @abiolaolawuyi7524 Před rokem

    “It’s giving” , Periodt, Gurrlll 😂😂😂😂

  • @infiniteexo3209
    @infiniteexo3209 Před rokem

    This never gets old !! I laugh every single time i hear it 😂

  • @juliedjinovic
    @juliedjinovic Před rokem +11

    Everytime I come across this video I just have to watch it, the way he starts saying all the compliments 🤣🤣 to funny

  • @bisket81
    @bisket81 Před rokem +7

    Best part was love your “lewk”😅

  • @hindaaligouled5083
    @hindaaligouled5083 Před 18 dny

    I don t get tired of this video 😂😂😂😂

  • @drawingdestination4740
    @drawingdestination4740 Před 7 měsíci +5

    My mum and dad had an arranged marriage and fun fact my dad was actually the 1st prospective suitor to visit my mum . I still joke with her ki aapne aur nanaji ne pehle baar me hi baazi mar li. 😂😂Anyway back to story, when my maternal and paternal grandparents sent my parents to a different room to talk privately my mother being the bold person she is bombarded my father with only one question ."Do you like me or not ?" My dad was taken aback but after a few moments of being muffled he finally agreed ❤❤❤ Fast forward 23 years and still going strong ❤❤

  • @popcornparam
    @popcornparam Před rokem +6

    You forgot the - yooouu goo girlll 😂😂😂😂

  • @gigidaryn
    @gigidaryn Před rokem +26

    you forget the ' yasss queenn' or 'SLAYYY' or ' I think you drop this 👑' lol

  • @PlayGtr
    @PlayGtr Před rokem +1

    Oh God, the way he says it! 😂🤣😂

  • @charmainelee2670
    @charmainelee2670 Před rokem +1

    He went straight to 💅🏻GoRgEoUs💅🏻

  • @skyfalldeadpool1633
    @skyfalldeadpool1633 Před rokem +6

    Slaaay! You ate with no crumbs 🤣🤣🤣! Pick up your crown queen!

  • @preethyshalwin8680
    @preethyshalwin8680 Před rokem +4

    I love the little laugh he gave 😅

  • @johnbonniereynolds527

    BREATH TAKING AMAZING STUNNING
    ME TEXTING THIS BUT IN MY HEAD HILARIOUS

  • @Whyisbatman
    @Whyisbatman Před rokem +4

    "No, YOU'RE breathtaking"!

  • @RiichhitaRDeka
    @RiichhitaRDeka Před rokem +4

    Jealousy Jealousy They won't get what we have ! 😂😂😂

  • @umisarah3313
    @umisarah3313 Před 7 měsíci

    🤣🤣 and the SLAAAYYY GURL 🤣 but when man say that it would be "wtf are you on man?" 🤣

  • @ruu406
    @ruu406 Před rokem +1

    His impression of fallon tho 😂😂

  • @nyapironyanyapironya735
    @nyapironyanyapironya735 Před rokem +11

    ✨~KiLLin..iT~✨

  • @Harrietmjones
    @Harrietmjones Před rokem +3

    I hope he did write ‘breathtaking’ on one of Jimmy’s posts. 😂😄

  • @Harpae69
    @Harpae69 Před 7 měsíci +1

    "ate and left no crumbs"

  • @manorama12
    @manorama12 Před rokem

    He is HILARIOUS 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @joyoprovadebnath4015
    @joyoprovadebnath4015 Před rokem +4

    Dude forgot the "SLAY GURL" comments

  • @rajeevm1989
    @rajeevm1989 Před rokem +28

    Jimmy the unfunny clown interrupting Hassan's hilarious bit like "yeah yeah yeah we got it breathtaking"... Man this guy shouldn't have a career.

    • @thewinner7382
      @thewinner7382 Před rokem +2

      Except his bit wasn't hilarious. Also you could tell Jimmy wasn't that amused by it

    • @SkyFall7788
      @SkyFall7788 Před rokem +12

      Both of them are doing their jobs, humor is subjective. Some prefer Hasan's style others prefer Jimmy.

    • @margaretritaigba9818
      @margaretritaigba9818 Před rokem +3

      ​@@thewinner7382 that's certainly not true. If you watched the whole episode you'll know that Jimmy Fallon couldn't keep a straight face the entire time.

    • @margaretritaigba9818
      @margaretritaigba9818 Před rokem +2

      You being sad and not finding him funny is ridiculous. Like he's effortlessly funny. Forget that he corrected his pronunciation of breathtaking. It's not that serious or deep.

  • @TheWardahkhurshid
    @TheWardahkhurshid Před 2 měsíci

    Breathtaking 😂

  • @adnantamimi7026
    @adnantamimi7026 Před rokem +3

    Hasan: if I go to your Instagram and write...
    Jimmy: HAHAHAAHAHA

  • @TeeKeeps
    @TeeKeeps Před rokem +30

    Early to a Hasan short? Yes.

  • @ampoo1451
    @ampoo1451 Před rokem +10

    I think it depends on what kind of friends you have

    • @srikrishnavasanth3895
      @srikrishnavasanth3895 Před rokem +1

      No, boys show love through insults. (We are not serious or mean it)
      If my best friend talks to me with respect I'm blocking him.

  • @Whatisthis438
    @Whatisthis438 Před rokem

    Yasss queen you dropped this 👑👑

  • @medico475
    @medico475 Před rokem

    He forgets: Go girl... 😂
    Slaying queen....🤣

  • @yougotit6636
    @yougotit6636 Před rokem +24

    His eyes are like a snapchat filter

  • @maureenclarke8120
    @maureenclarke8120 Před rokem +6

    He has the loveliest brown eyes!

  • @skm2
    @skm2 Před rokem

    i so much luv this video it always in my middle 😂

  • @leonelronel1286
    @leonelronel1286 Před rokem

    Love your lewk! Hahahahaha

  • @alisaymrangoonwala9663
    @alisaymrangoonwala9663 Před rokem +6

    Only Hasan Minhaj can turn an interview into a comedy show.

  • @vipulkanojiya2588
    @vipulkanojiya2588 Před rokem +5

    Hasan is the reason I started watching American comedians 😂
    ~ Indian

  • @serkelley
    @serkelley Před rokem

    The amount of times I've watched this and still crack up laughing 😂😂

  • @7normalboysfromkorea988
    @7normalboysfromkorea988 Před 7 měsíci

    No matter how many times youtube recommends me this.....i am gonna laugh at this everytime 😂😂🎉❤

  • @ioanalarisa8427
    @ioanalarisa8427 Před rokem +5

    Why is this exactly how all of the girls talk while they're writing those comments? Like literally me talking while commenting. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ConejitoPequenito
    @ConejitoPequenito Před rokem +15

    Try looking at comments on pages like Shakira's 😂 borders on religiosity

  • @fatpurp4041
    @fatpurp4041 Před 3 měsíci

    And my personal favorite, "GO QUEEN✨✨💅💅"

  • @Smcl1567
    @Smcl1567 Před rokem

    ABSOLUTE FABULOUS QUEEN YOUR ARE THE SLAY

  • @deelaismail5214
    @deelaismail5214 Před rokem +9

    The fact that the host was kinda forcing his laughes and general interactions 😏😂