Should We Be Worried About Rudy Giuliani?
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- čas přidán 13. 09. 2021
- Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani's rambling speech at a 9/11 anniversary event left folks wondering if the ex-mayor is battling sobriety issues. #Colbert #Comedy #RudyGiuliani
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I think we can all agree that Jon Batiste is just too pure. A man who even when grieving the loss of a mentor, still shines with joy and light. I am thankful that people like him exist in this world.
Testify! He strolls that keyboard with the same style and grace as he strolls through time.🎵
Speak for yourself
No, i don't know the guy like that, neither do you. That's a whole bunch of assumptions.
@@Rocketpower713 totally agree. Besides, he can be a very good musician but he is kind of silly in his interventions.
That is sad may he rest in peace...
All my empathy for Mr. Baptiste for his loss. Though we come from stardust it's always the light of a life that seems to shine brightest.
That’s a touching sentiment i hadn’t seen put quite so succinctly before. Much appreciated.
Maybe you come from Stardust but not all of us do. Condolences to Jean Baptiste
@@ekibirigeable Then where did the iron in your body come from? Do you have an alternative to stellar nucleosynthesis?
Nice sentiment but I'm pretty sure he believes in Jesus
@@ekibirigeable, no we literally all do. Alternative is arrangements don't exist. You can can tell yourself God did it if you like though.
"I am not an alcoholic. I use the word functioning." Reminds me of that time when the White House staff was asked why He Who Shall Not Be Named was rambling and slurring his speech more than usual, and they replied that he definitely did not have a series of mini-strokes.
At least Rudy drinks which gives him an excuse. The reject does not use booze.
I'm not worried about him, I'm worry about the USA judicial system.
I'm worried about your grammar
Jon, I'm sorry about your loss of such a good friend to you.
🤣🤣😂😂
For a guy who says "never forget," he kind of forgot why he was there.
Quote Joe Biden.
Rudy had it, but he lost it... And now he really lost it... How the mighty fallen...
Kind of like the president you voted for.
Korsakov! Clearly.
@@ShinobiShaman One thing I give credit to Trump for is that he doesn't drink. So why are you calling him a drunk?
Rudy’s Quen Elizabeth sounds like the “you bloody fool” talking duck. And his denial of hanging with Prince Andrew is a total confession
He actually said, “been with”, which could mean something completely different.
Actually, that's probably because Prince Andrew wouldn't want to be seen with Rudy!
😂😂😂👏
can we run that Barat tape again, Mike....
"I'm probably one of the sharpest guys you're ever going to meet" - Rudy Giuliani
"God, I hope not" - Me
Well he’s a stable genius like Trump
@@Irodmel, Does he think Windmills cause Cancer, too.
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So sorry to hear about the death of your friend.
george wein really revolutionized the way we think of music festivals as cultural and commercial endeavors. he was a pretty divisive figure in his day but became more and more of a legend as time went on. really interesting cat and sad to hear of his passing
@@margo3367 Wow.
And what an amazing eulogy. I never knew of the man, and in 30 seconds you made me feel what we have lost, and celebrate what we were given.
John Batsiste is such a lovely human being
He is built out of music and love.
He is my hope for all of humanity. So kind, loving, and gracious.
Who? His name is Jon.
Rude-y was never really a hero, he just happened to be there at the time.
we see that now in retrospect
I always wondered why he was even a hero to begin with. He was in charge on 911 when the terrorists got a Mulligan on the Twin Towers. In the 90's terrorists bombed one of the towers and failed to bring it down. They tried again on 911. Rudy got caught with his pants down.
@@kaimalino528 he got paid by the (families of the) terrorists. Millions. Thereafter he put the Emergency Command Center into the WTC. He wasn’t a hero. He was an instigator, a grifter, a killer.
@@donsurlylyte NYC knew it back then. He wasn't even living in Gracie Mansion, but had left his wife there (yes, a mansion for an elected official was abandoned so he could get laid ) and was shacked up with his mistress in the St Regis hotel instead. 9/11 was the perfect distraction for him to use to avoid the personal scrutiny. He's always been a liar.
Rudy IS a hero and he saved NYC. colbert is a traitor shill
I don't know what's worse, Rudy's impersonation of Liz, his lawyering or his ability to balls up all the instructions he gets from the marmalade Mussolini.
That has to be the very best description of flump I’ve heard! Marmalade Mussolini!😆
Marmalade Mussolini!! 🤣 Epic. 👍🤜🤛
Finally , I get to hear someone else call the POS ''Marmalade Mussolini'' .....I have used it for 4+ years .......HEAR YE , HEAR YE !!!!!!!
Particularly descriptive comment. ☺️
I bumped you a 👍 just for that phrase, if nothing else. So apt. I refer to him as an Orange Weasel, but this one is better!!!
Rudy is not drunk out of his mind he is simply and plainly out of his mind.
... I'll drink to that 😆
And drunk!🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾
That's the impression I get from Dementia Joe.
Rudy is drunk…but he drinks because he’s crazy 😂
🐤💨@@johnbrowne3950
So sorry for your loss, Jon...
Rudy: Put me in a court room and I'll kick your ass!
Me: You were disbarred so you can't BE in a court room 😐.
He is suspended, not disbarred. Though disbarment might be in his future.
So it's just a ploy to get his job back.
well.. not as a lawyer...
Hello Kim how are you doing ?
get your facts straight
"I've never been treated for alcoholism"
Yes, that's exactly the problem here.
Just came here to say how much I love Jon Bastiste's suits. He always looks so awesome!
Truth
Truly epic
Skinny man does it smooth.
He pulls anything off. Fashion icon.
Sharp af. Man always looks great.
"Should we be worried about Rudy Giuliani" seems like a question we should have asked long, long ago.
Nah.
It’s not like there haven’t been some cries for help to this point…
What the hell is there to worry about ? It's not like he is trying to take over the world with some crazy weather control machine or has access to use of nuclear bombs. Even if Rudy was drunk out of his mind and vomited all over the place on national tv it would not make a lick of difference to Americans.
Well Rudy is worried he is going to prison so I guess he is.saying fuck I'm going to drink myself to death, which I say fine go ahead let it happen
Lol! And that’s why I presumed this was an old clip and didn’t click earlier… :)
Stephen is at a professional high point. He has never been funnier, smarter... I'm laughing and also marveling at Stephen. Kudos to him and the entire staff and crew making this award-winning show possible.
hes a traitor to our country, an enabler of communism/socialism and a chinese shill
I see you're back on your Lithium.
Lol, he used to be funny when he did the Bill O'Reilly character. Now he's just an angry, extremely partisan propagandandist. The Nazi's would've loved this guy
@@mikehuntiches6276 THANK YOU! couldnt have said it better
You're having a laugh, right? Colbert and co are shills, talking heads, nothing more
Love that John had to hit the resolving note in Don’t Stop Believing. Thank you sir, it would’ve bothered me all day 🙏🏼
That is some speech at the 20TH! Anniversary of 9/11!? Insane!
Just here to say I love Jon Batiste's outfit! That color/pattern combination is so bold but awesome
He's got the physique for them as well.
I confirm I'm watching parts of that night's show by checking Jon's outfit is the same in each YT clip.
@@mk1st I think i’ll do the same to inspire me. I love color. It's getting me through difficult times.
Giuliani: "I'm probably one of the sharpest guys you're ever going to meet!!"
Trump: "I'm one of the most honest, least racist people you're ever going to meet!!"
Me: "I'm noticing a pattern here..." 🤔
These two subscribe to the school of 'if I do say so myself' and they have to say so themselves because nobody else is saying it.
@@sheilalopez3983 indeed!! 🤣🤣
My mother used to say "self-praise is no recommendation"
If only their actions matched their words, maybe this world would be better.
I'm not going to let my children grow up in a racial jungle.
-Joe Biden
Ps. I'm not a Trump fan, but Biden is definitely an actual racist.
"I was never with Prince Andrew at a party with a young girl and Bernie Kerik" Gee that sounds oddly specific. Too bad Borat wasn't there to film it.
I was gonna say, nobody who HASN'T been to a party with a young girl and Bernie Kerik says that.
@@SeppelSquirrel Mr. Giuliani was originally a very successful prosecutor; maybe this is that portion of him interrogating himself.
"We'll never know who he/she was" - please apply this going forward to Drumpf and his cast of jokers
Stephen Colbert has refused to say the 45th President's surname for several months now.
@@nancyjay790 Sadly, refusing to say the name will not erase the shame
@@raymondstonkus913 I have the impression that Colbert is treating the name like an extra strong curse word. Or like a certain serial killer in a film that recently had a Jordan Peele reboot.
*Rudy Giuliani:* "I had hair dye in my eyes, so I didn't do or see any crimes I was committing. Plus, I was farting SO LOUD, I couldn't hear any lies I was telling or crimes going on around me and I was so drunk, I cant remember anything anyway..."
Savage. FAF. Mad Respect.
Given that he then tested positive for covid, he was genuinely infecting the room with those gases.
how old are you? 12? i think colbert has a job for you
RIP George Wien…:( Thanks for that…he was amazing and did a lot for jazz.
I remember when Guiliani was "America's mayor". Nearly everyone liked him and revered him. He's fallen a long way. Kinda sad.
"America's mayor' was nothing more than Rudy's PR people trying to capitalise on a tragedy.
That's probably because people didn't know what he was like to be fair.
@@goblinwisdom : Most Americans didn't know about Rudy until 9/11. Most New Yorkers however knew what he was like before. He was very much an attention seeker, appearing on TV shows and had his own radio show while he was mayor.
Everything he touches dies.
@@jhwheuer Everything him and trimp touches dies
"I'm probably one of the sharpest guys you're ever going to meet" says the guy who's likely about to get disbarred for being an embarrassment to his profession.
Well in his defence, he said "probably"🤭
But if Trump wins in 2024, Rudy will probably be Attorney General. Let's see who gets the last laugh.
@@stanfrymann8454 if Dump and Ghouliani are still around in 2024 I'll eat your shorts.
It's the classic claim of narcissists.... because they're always the most important person in any room. It's no accident the Tr*** also thought he was the smartest guy in any room.
@@stanfrymann8454 If you think that’s a real possibility, then you are a full blown Whackadoodle nut.
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on" -Dean Martin
Hunter Biden accepted that challenge.
@@timdaugherty4014 old enough to remember ...
That's so, so wrong.😂
Try off blue cheese for hitting the deck ps. Did wake up for crawl to bed
Ah yes the spins where you're spinning to the point of either puking or passing out or both.
I love it when my day gets a shot of spontaneous laughter. “De-uuughh” 😂
I needed that today!
Rudy is a deeply troubled person.
I almost feel bad for him....almost.
No, Biden's foreign policy is deeply troubling. Just ask the 13 soldiers who died.
@@timdaugherty4014 He's one of your Irish brethren. You gotta luv him!
@@kittywisdom4534 Now that was funny.
I love your pic - tiny floating whale forever
How much almost ? Lol
If I were Rudy, I'd embrace the 'drunk' excuse... the alternative isn't the win he thinks it is.
No one can be **that** drunk.
At least some of that is pure Roody.
He should he disbarred (permanently)...charged with sedition, and locked away in a deep dark hole. Never again to traumatize society. But let him keep his shoe polish hair coloring.
Hahaha so true. The Clown should go with "drunk" and stay there.
I'm not offering excuses for Rudy's atrocious decisions and behavior as of late, but he may be suffering from transient ischemic attacks or the onset of dementia. Or possibly something like supranuclear palsy or other form of motor neuropathy. Before he was diagnosed with supranuclear palsy, Dudley Moore also slurred his speech and appeared in a drunken state which are two of the manifestations of that disease. Whatever the cause, Giuliani is not a well man.
@Sim76 I wouldn't believe much of anything you get from the media and their "sources"
This was a phenomenal episode. The writing, the jokes, Stephen's delivery. Absolutely brilliant. I laughed so hard I cried.
I see you have abnormally low taste in the Arts (?). LOL.
@@stormyweather9917 and I see you are so pathetic to comment about someone else's opinion on how they reacted positively to a comedic bit. You must be a failed writer or comic yourself. Feel better yet hun? Lmfao 🤣😆😂🖕
Queen Elizabeth: "Isn't that the American that was trying to copulate with Borat's teen daughter!!!??? oh my Lord!!"
Also, if he travels to the UK, he can be arrested for insulting the queen
Hey Liz, I think you should revoke that award you gave to Rudy.
He is such a looooooooser!
That was just disrespectful!
"I can't remember the last time I was drunk."
Does that man even hear himself?
He farted his eardrums out long ago.
Am I saying his farts are too loud or he's a butthead? Yes.
I think Rudy and Donald have a ongoing bet to see who can tell the most lies. These two really know how to shovel big steaming piles of fresh lies.
Loss of memory is one sign of alcoholism.
@@MrYago-xd7um The farting is probably a side effect from all the meds Ghouliani is on because of his liver damage.
Nope 😆🤣
Rudy: _"I turned down a knighthood because if you took a knighthood, you had to lose your citizenship."_
Two lies for the price of one! Good going, Rudy!
He received the award at a Buckingham Palace ceremony in 2002, and dedicated the award to the people of New York.
"Knight Commander of the Royal _something rather_ ..."
He is _Honorary_ Knight Commander of the *Order of the British Empire* - the length we go to, just to keep NATO happy...
(To be fair, though: He would have to become a citizen of a commonwealth realm to be made an _actual_ knight of the order - and the US famously left the commonwealth back when it was still named "the empire" by their choice. However, a real knighthood was never even offered to him, so he didn't "turn it down". It's kinda like saying "I had to turn down the title of _doctor_ from UCLA, because I went to MIT, when you're awarded an honorary doctor in a field you never studied anywhere...)
@@QemeH thanks for this. you are an example of why I like the comment section here
@@QemeH Also the Palace never offer any title initially: they will ask someone **if** they would accept the title, if it was offered.
The best you could do wrt "rejecting the title" would be to have first said "Yes please" or even gone ahead with the ceremony and recieving the title and then wanting to reject it.
Remind me again, who is it in the Bible that is meant to mix lies with the truth?
@cervellone Okay, let's deal with this one at a time:
(1) You are correct that the *Order of the British Empire* is a chivalrous order created in 1917 by King George IV, primarily to create the possibility of awarding knighthood to people of the empire, who weren't british - previously this honour was reserved to UK citizens. The establishment of this order opened knighthood (and dame-hood for females) up to citizens of the empire and the (then still existing) viceroy of India.
(2) Today, the "empire" doesn't exist anymore, this much is correct. It's successor in law, however, is the commonwealth of nations - an organisation in which many (but not all) of the former collonies of the british empire are still under a unified umbrella. Some of them still have the Queen as their head of state (like Canada and NZ), some don't. [Sidenote: India is not part of that anymore.] As it pertains to the order, that measn that nowadays the right to make suggestions for this order lies with all commonwealth nations as well as the UK government. Non-commonwealth citizens always were and still are excluded from becoming a knight or a dame, even in this order.
(3) It is possible to recieve an _honorary_ title within the order. This does not allow you to use the title of "Sir" or "Dame" and you do not gain certain protocollary benefits, but you do become an _honorary_ member of the order. Kinda like an honorary doctorate doesn't give you the right to teach. This _honorary_ title was and is given to people who aren't eligable to the order, if and when they did something that would merrit the order were they of the "empire". Other _honorary_ members of the order include: Kevin Spacey, Melinda Gates, Bono, Pelé and others.
(4) The order doesn't directly link to NATO, that much is true. The UK, however, is the biggest european partner within NATO and was still part of the EU back when Guliani got his _honorary_ title. It was very important to the EU to maintain the relationship with the US and appease an administration that was on the war path. We didn't want to follow the US into a fruitless war our citizens didn't approve of, but we also couldn't tell the US to F off, because we can't afford them leaving NATO. The honour for Guliani was a rather elegant way of saying: "Hey, we acknowledge your hurt and we see your effort. We are willing to laud it and help it." without doing anything directly or elevating an administration that was on the war path. Because if anyone asked: We just awarded the mayor for his response. *Clearly* nothing political.. right? ;)
I'd say it's sad that Rudy has fallen so low, but he never was anything but a scumbag.
Not
Stephen: "Should we be worried about Ghouliani?"
Me: "I'm more worried about the fact that we STILL haven't put Trump in prison."
What for?
@@wano2363 Well the _least_ of his crimes was giving a false weather report.
Rudy is as rambling and incoherent as Trump ever was. Two peas in a pod.
At least, Trump managed to crack a feeble joke every now and then. This sounds more like someone fell asleep on their phone's predictive text button.
Rudy's talking about trump hanging out with Epstein. He's trying to remind Conald of whatever "insurance" he has on him. He's annoyed someone didn't pay his legal bills.😁
Funny how you liberals ban trump from speaking for himself, but still can’t stop talking about him. Like your hate porn at this point. Real spiteful people
Hard to say something incriminating when nothing he says makes sense.
Have you listened to Biden speak lately. lol.
The headline said should we be worried about Rudy? Does the pope wear a hat? Does a bear s*** in the woods? Rudy is a tragic Russian novel! God I want to see Trump unravel like Rudy.
I'll watch that go down with glee. He's irrelevant now, can't do any damage any more, so why worry
@@dielaughing73 when you say he can't do any damage anymore, you do realize that right this moment his followers are claiming election fraud with no evidence in California.
If they ever do another remake of "Nosferatu" Ghoul-iani would be a shoe-in for the title role.
*Me laughing nervously while thinking about how Rudy could've held an influential government position following the Trump coup*
You mean all those times he disappears for weeks, he's just drying out without any therapy? How sad.
...nah, the lock on his coffin snapped 😆
Old school rehab....
Unless you count a litany of pharmaceuticals as therapy.
Sad!
Wait. Which lasted longer, the boxing match or his time with Stormy?
Both less than one round.
according to Stormy, the boxing match lasted longer...
Alcohol induced dementia, commonly known as “wet brain” is what Rudy seems to be suffering from.
Wet brain meets smooth brain. The inside of his head must be a slip’n’slide 😂
I agree.
Hello Kim how are you doing ?
Russians call it “belaya goryachka” that could be translated as the “white fever”... Rudy clearly in that stage
I've never heard about "wet brain" before, I'm going to look it up. I know a friend of my parents is going through what sounds a lot like that right now.
Sorry about the loss of Jon's mentor
Worried? Hell no. His self immolation is high comedy.
The Jerry of Rick and Morty 😆 omg
Thanks for not mentioning the former occupant of the WH by name!!
That little circus jingle om the piano by Jon was just icing on the cake xD
Stephen did it! He did the thing!! He did the fake vomit, which is my favorite talent of his. I live for the clips when he does it.
Everybody is distancing himself from prince Andrew.🤣
It's a cherished English tradition.
I decree from this day forth a Prince Albert shall be known as a Prince Andrew 😆 Tis written.
Cept the Queen..
Sorry to hear that Jon.
This guy was always a joke. Still is and why are we are giving him importance? He needs professional help and retire to an assisted living place. Who in their right minds would even invite him ? That’s the issue.
"...we'll never know who it was..."
PRICELESS. THE only way to talk about the former occupant of the office.
"We'll never know who it was..." Brillant.
I didn't realise watching someone's entire life implode could be so entertaining. Keep going Rudy. 🤣👍
I take it that you haven't seen Tiger king. It's not worth watching in my opinion.
-Michael Brooks.
I'm too sensitive because I'm shedding a tear for George, Jon's friend because Jon is such a caring soul.
You’re not alone - and I’m not sure if we can be too sensitive; I think others are just uncaring.
Stay safe and well neighbour.
Jon and Stephen are national -- no, global -- treasures. Can I get an amen?
Look at how far he has fallen.... He can't even act like the person he was 20 years ago! Its beyond pathetic & he can't talk without incriminating himself!
He was always a piece of shit.
@@whentheleveebreaks4732 agreed. he was never the person the country was told he was then. Sad it took 20 years to discover the truth
Never Forget... Because Rudy clearly has!
I met both Jon and Herbie Hancock at Newport Jazz Festival maybe about 8 years ago or so. I didn’t know of Jon before that day but Hancock was a musical hero of mine. Without George Wein I never would have had that opportunity. Godspeed, and thank you.
Love that your giving the man and the more behind the scenes people love!!
Pointing out contradictions is pointless with those who pride themselves with having no shame.
Why is anyone still letting Nosferatu in front of the cameras? Just put him away in a sanitarium.
I did not like at all what he did during the Trump period. And I am for sure not a fan.
Still somehow it doesn't feel right to air this and make fun of him about his current status. It is like making fun of the unfortunate who has serious mental problems.
The only possible benefit I see in this, is that it shows how Trump treats his followers and fans, when they are not usefull to him anymore. Besides that, It seems cruel.
Isn't there someone in his surroundings, who can protect him from himself?
His son seems to like/love him or is he also just using him?
@@okkietrooy6841 I get your point. I had the same uncomfortable feeling when Jimmy Kimmel interviewed the my pillow guy. He is so clearly struggling with mental impairments and addiction issues.
it’s tricky because both of those guys - Rudy and Mike L - are causing major damage to society, so our compassion is harder to come by.
@@okkietrooy6841 His current status?
You mean his about-to-be-disbarred, anywhere, anytime laughing-stock/hot-mess type status?
The guy's an adult, for Pete's sake! He went to law school.
How many people did he help convince that Trump's attempted bribe to the president of the Ukraine was just business as usual?
How many people did he help convince that the election was stolen?
Wasn't he on the grandstand on Jan 6th urging the people there to a "trial by combat" for the presidency?
Rudy Guiliani cannot go down the tubes fast enough.
Save your sympathy for the poor fools that were somehow swayed by this idiot's drivel.
@@okkietrooy6841 Nope, there appears to be nobody in his surroundings that can or is willing to protect him from himself and probably his son is just taking advantage of him, because he gets attention too. The lack of self reflection is overwhelming, if he's not prepared to stay out of the limelight then he can expect rudicule, pun intended.
@@okkietrooy6841 No sympathy for evil. How is it that 330,000,000 people in the "Home of the Brave" won't take Giuliani's offer for trial by combat?
He helped to try to overthrow our government and abolish our Constitution, and he _still_ hasn't been arrested or even disbarred.
This country is so full of shit.
I want to go to a Colbert taping just for the free Jon Batiste & Stay Human concert
Rudy's British impression sounds like John Lithgow doing Rudy doing a British impression.
You should always be worried about Rudy.
Especially if you are his cousin.
At least he didn't wait for his brother to die so he could hit his widow like Hunter Biden did.
…or Borat’s daughter.
@@timdaugherty4014 RU OK?
@@666t Just peachy.
Or next to him in a courtroom without wet-naps.
I love StephJon. What a wholesome partnership and friendship
"Don't Stop Believing" has got to be one of the all time top drunk person songs, that and "Living on a prayer"
"Just a small town boy... living in a BAAAARRRF!"
-Rudy Guliani
Not sure the Queen calls people as Rudi says - notification is usually via mail and intermediaries do the chit chat.
Whether she talked to him or not, Rudy has NO CLASS - just like Trump...
@@phillipridgway8317 But he did seem to be human 20 years ago.
Paul Drakos, a second-year undergraduate student from Ontario, donated hundreds of backpacks filled with school supplies for the students who've spent the summer evacuated from their homes, many of which burned down.
Maybe pay it forward for students who lost homes and school supplies in California.
If I could. I would. Rule .303.
Saying Rudy Giuliani is drunk out of his mind is implying he has a mind. "I can't remember the last time I was drunk." Um, that's kinda how it works.
Give Rudy a case of scotch, a diplomatic passport and a film crew. I’d stay up late to watch that on TV.
As an Englishman I can tell you that I do not take any offence whatsoever; he is so far beneath contempt I will not soil myself by responding.
If I was RudyG, I would find solace in the bottle too.
Beautiful words Jon🙏
John Batiste: Always so eloquent with music and words. So sorry to hear he lost his mentor and friend, George Wein.
Garlic hanging on my front door… Interview Rudy for us please Stephen, you can wear a silver cross for safety.
Sometimes I feel suicidal, but whenever I am reminded that im not rudy guiliani it makes me feel like life ain't so bad after all.
Rudy's impression of The Queen started with reminding me of Jimmy from Southpark, lol.
Watching the previous night’s show each day is one of the highlights of my day. I can’t thank you guys enough for keeping us sane.
Love Jon Batiste he’s just awesome
The Queen is NOT amused! Rudy’s “honorary knight, commander, royal something or rather” should be withdrawn at Her Majesty’s Displeasure.
Correction: Oops, Rudy said he turned it down. Listening to a drunk is difficult (I switched off).
Both love and hate how fitting your avatar and name are.
His reason for turning it down shows just how much of a keen legal mind he has.
Except he didn't "turn down" the title at all.
Agreed. So pointlessly disrespectful to the Queen who is in her 90s and recently lost her husband. She should not have to deal with any nonsense from Rudy Guiliani!
You are firing on all cylinders Stephen, very funny show thank you!!
One of the pleasures of the show is imagining that I’ll always be able to watch him do this. It will end, on some sad, dark day, but watching this it feels very far away.
Rest In Peace George.
05:49 i laughed hard at this one. Stephen you are killing it !
"Mr Giuliani, This court has found you guilty of aiding and abetting the Big Lie. You are hereby sentenced to 5 years in federal prison OR to publicly admit that Joe Biden legitimately won the presidency and risk the ire of the former president's supporters. Would you like a few minutes to consider?"
I swear every morning I get up and I look forward to seeing your show thank you Stephen Colbert you are simply amazing and you know it LOL you make anyone feeling sick feel just a little better thank you
Oh how far Rudy has fallen.
"Fallen"? Naw, man. Rudy jumped..
He hasn't landed yet.....
2:00 See, Fallon, THIS is how you treat jazz people.
The emotion in Jon Batiste’s voice while talking about his mentor literally made me burst into tears about someone I never knew existed
Jon’s suit is fab! Love that colour 😍😍
Awww.. they didn't show Bernie making the 'Cut it! Cut it!' gesture across his throat.
He even sounds like Trump now....Next he'll talk about the wonderfully largest numbers of all time
The wonderfully largest number of Covid infections and deaths?
Just checking!
Rudy is a hero of NYC
I'm not worried about Rudy Giuliani. I'd have to care about him first.
That's one hell of a defence right there. "I'm not an alcoholic, I use the word functioning, I've never been treated for alcoholism, I can't remember the last time I was drunk."
There is a difference between 'being drunk' and 'being a drunk'. I've been 'drunk', but my brother-in-law was 'a drunk'. They came and got him at work (pharmacist) one day and carted him off to rehab or somewhere like that. Boy did that make me laugh!
My brother was an alcoholic. Did you see the clip last week of a guy on a plane growling? Sounded just like my bro when he was _reallly_ drunk.