Tom Segura Destroys A Bathroom - YMH Clip
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- čas přidán 11. 09. 2020
- Tom Segura and Christina P discuss emergency browns in this highlight. They also let the viewers in on a game they play in which they yell out the car window that they farted. Tom also details an emergency brown he had at tennis practice, which embarrassingly involved a fan.
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I pulled a dutch oven once so bad my wife started crying.
🎸🎸🎸
And You believe she didn’t want to undercover murder you sir… bold move sir
ATTA BOY BIG DOG 😂😂😂
Legend
Gold medal
"I paint the bowl, then wash it away"
Renaissance etch-a-sketch.
@@reeferbeard5140 😭🤣
@@reeferbeard5140 😂😂
Story 1: I worked with a guy who, while at traffic stops, would roll down his window and motion the person next to him to roll down theirs, then commence to ask them, "You just fart in in your car too?". It is one of the best reactions you'll get.
Story 2: I had to go to the doctor a while back and felt I had to drop a deuce even before the visit. I knew I couldn't poo in the office because I had death behind the bullet holing everything back, so I bubble gutted for about an hour and a half sweating to get out. I shit walked (the one where you take about six steps and stop to breathe) all the way to the elevator, had 2 pick ups and drop offs, and finally made it to the lobby restroom. Absolute hell exited my body alongside the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. It was worse than a California mudslide that swept away two semis carrying corn and peanuts. The grand finally came when, as I was leaving, a guy strolled in without a care in the world. I didn't stick around to know what the outcome was, but he gagged so loud, I think his soul left his body. I believe I'm banned in Shreveport.
I've got more.
Keep em coming buddy 🤣
.....these are hilarious but if you pay attention to how your body works you can avoid shit emergencies.
I could imagine Uncle Joey saying that to a random person while he driving by 😂
@@rogeliorivera4339 im changin flavors over here!
"I've got more."
Don't we all.
It’s hilarious how Tom has so much pride of workmanship with his bodily functions. The true sign of a master.
"I have little fingers in my butt and they tell me things." Amazing 🤣🤣🤣
Tom has never looked more like Garth than he does in this episode
No wonder I'm so telescopic watching this
Thanks g
I kinda like that 🤠🧔
Im shittin right now tom thank you for you’re service making me laugh and helping brown slide down
Me too 🤣🚽
Me three
Yup
Men of culture I see
We have to stop meeting like this 😆
Had to dip into a truckstop for a level 5 emergency drop off. Ended up at like a nice big gas station, super clean place.
Shit was so big it came in waves. I remember an employee knocking like "are you ok?". So i was in there long enough that people thought I was doing heroine.
Came out three flushes later to like a ten person line up full of people with kids. I just fucking giggled walked out with my head up past all of them. And had a smoke before i hit the road because of how good I felt. Cloud fucking 9
If she’s a big fan she’ll see this clip 😂
she would have identified herself as a "mommy" if she were a big fan
@@michaelayala5394 facts
Most people don't really get it when he talks about his shits, not like I do
For real
I once took a dump at a nightclub, drunk as a skunk, alone in the bathroom minding my own business.. suddenly the door flies up, and within 1.5 second, a guy shouts out, really loud, "Holy shit, it smells like karate in here"... I laughed so hard I almost fell of the toilet.. and by the sound of it, the guy outside was hanging on to the wall, laughing.. unforgettable moment 😂
Eating spaghetti while watching this clip was not the move lol
Riding around in your car and yelling at people that you just farted is definitely a cool guy move 🎸🎶
Funniest thing I ever heard was I was shitting in a stall and my buddy who is Mexican is shitting beside me in the next stall and I let loose gas splashing the whole nine yards and he says Jesus Christ that chicken is still alive I died laughing.
Did you ever hear CK speak of having to take his young daughters into a bathroom at JFK airport? Guy in the stall next to them sounds like he’s dropping soup cans & Pennie’s in the bowl!
I had a level 5 emergency shit when I was in Hawaii. Like one of those slam on the brakes and run to the side of the road kind of emergencies. Barely made it. There was a third new volcano on the big island that day. A week after I left, island erupts. Pretty sure I angered Pele. All my girlfriend could find to help me were a couple of lemon scented wipes that the previous renter had mercifully left in the glove compartment. Left feeling FRRRREEEEEESSHHH
Just feathering it
Sure the Hawaiians super appreciated that 😂
I’ve never laughed so hard at a ymh clip lol
For real though! The best way to do it is in a public place like target. You drop an extra nasty fart in the middle of the aisle. You walk far enough away so people walking up don't realize it was you... but close enough you get to watch their reaction as they walk into your doom cloud!
"I have little fingers in my butt" lmaooo
"You got to meet him in his element?"
7:40 The person laughing in the background LOL.
First brown
Beautiful comment 👩💼🔟👴🔟🧔🔟
... and bowl?
He said "People you ate..." like am I going to be the only one who notices?!
I legit just came to the comments looking for this. im loling like...so were all gonna just skip over the omission lmfao tom is wilf af
I’m so glad to find another who noticed this.
I died lmfao
Tom "I got little fingers in my butt" Segura 🤦🏻♂️🤣😂🤣
These guys are so natural together and hilariously honest with each other.
If I got stuck in a stall beside Tom, I’d suggest a game of BattleShit. 😂🙌🏼
"Everything will fall out. Ya' know: Blood water, people you ate..."
That kinda shit is called a Garth.
1:55 "People you ate." Lmfao
“The tug” 😂
I have the same defcon level system as Tom. It's just a feeling.
What is a feeling.
This is gold.
Glad to know Tom Segura and I have a similar alert system lol
It's weird to me that Christina only has 2 modes. Either she's about to shit her pants or she doesn't have to shit at all.
Toms warning systems or whatever are the norm in my estimation.
What was she like pregnant? And after giving birth they don’t let you go home till you poop
4:04 literally yelling it to an empty bus stop
HUHUHU, GOT EM TINA
I ate this kielbasi dog right before going out on a scavenger hunt that had me driving all over with my brother and our best friend. Halfway through, I leaned over and cracked one with the windows closed. You could actually smell the garlicky kielbasi in there with the death. Best friend whips his head around and goes to exclaim something loudly in protest but his throat closed up in a solid gag halfway through the first word. Then he goes for the window crank with wide eyes and starts cranking the window down like he thought he was going to actually suffocate. My best work to date.
one of my favorite couples.
The background laughter kills me. So funny…
If I could get the laughter without having to hear nadav that’d be greeaaaaat
Beefy…. I died laughing
"Heed the tug"
~Christina pazsitzky~
Christina is a catch. What a great gal.
Tom and Christina are the total couples goals
You should definitely be waiting as long as possible next to them. Like a good solid red light where they’re crossing or something so you have that long awkward time together to get great reactions
Me and my friends would yell "Dad?!" at random dudes while driving past and some of the looks we got were priceless
You never see that anymore. As kids we would yell at this guy at a gas station on the way home from the beach. Pump it or Hi Testi! He’d had his fist cursing at us. My mom & uncle would laugh. There was also an adult book shop along that highway. Any guy coming in or out got a horn beep 😂
The best farts sound like a mix between an angry wookie and a dying ewok.
I love Christina so much... if I ever find a woman like her she's getting a ring
I met Bert at a buffet in Brisbane. So in his element. Was getting in the way of him taking one last pass before the end of lunch too
I farted many times just watching this. Imma watch it later on the can
Best way to watch this clip is on the toilet
There are several Levels. There’s the “You need to shit within the next 5 hours”, “You need to shit within the next hour”, “You need to shit within the next 20 minutes” and finally “All Hands On Deck”. The last one is the worst one, try not to delay shitting so much that you get to that point.
Should’ve made that fan a plate of pootine Tom! Come on, don’t be stingy!
LOL!
AND YOU CAN DO THIS TOO 😂😆
I actually shit myself on this day. Thought it was a fart. Never. Again.
4:10 Conald, is that you?
I love these two, they're the podcast version of South Park. We should put them in a room with Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
I have to say I've always been a fan of both of you guys but I see Kristina cause my interest in tom from rogan but after watching Kristinas episode on pajama pants in so much more a fan of her she is amazing!!
“People you ate”
BRAAP
"...you can tell. By my Rafa hat."
Fair enough
I was getting a copy of Slippage signed by Harlan Ellison, and I asked him something and he answered, and as an afterthought, he wondered aloud how many people were still in line. And as he stood up to look, he said, "I've REALLY gotta take a dump!"
I didn't think that story would EVER relate to someone else's experience with a famous person.
What a great clip to brown to
Lol! I feel im about to flush my system!
40 yards to the shit house by will he make it!
We were in a cornfield driving down sheet pial. I farted so bad that my boss stopped the whole job because they thought they hit a sewer line
You guys are so mature.
I’ve never felt more in sync with anyone ever than Tom in this clip
haha tommy did a poopy
In my household the top tier emergency is called CODE: BROWN
I would have put a plaque above the stall that said, "Tom Segura destroyed this bathroom on ".
Its def on brand
Don't call him Tommy Buns for nothing.... Lol
VAMOS RAFA!!!!
Nothing better than a beefy, meaty fart
As someone with ibs and I’m very unapologetic about my public farts
I was taking an emergency dump once at the grocery store and a worker was stocking the bathroom. It was just her and me in the bathroom. Well she waited in front of my stall door until I was done to go in and refill the toilet paper. I don't even think she was tik-tok'd.
I know I’m late to this video and this response, but I would have been so mad at her. Like just give me some privacy!
Lmao that's great
I'm destroying my bathroom right now. 💩💩☠☠
I used to do stuff like this or throw things (small aluminium-foil balls and stuff) at peoples heads when i was commuting to or from school by train. I waited for the train to start leaving and do it. Great fun.
“I have little fingers in my butt and they tell me things”
Cool Hat Tom :)
"Defcon Tom"
Hey Tom! Your wife is BANGIN!!!!
"I gotta send a politician to the coast!"
I call em emergency farts but once you run out of them it's game time code brown for sure
we got my friend to moon a bunch of people at a crosswalk right before the light turned green, when it turned green we shut the car off and sat there at the green light till he pulled his pants up and sat down
2:27 hints of top dog
This is the reason I listen to this podcast.
imagine diaz was on the podcast when they discussed this
He probably would have made up a bunch of stories that weren't true. The guy is a pathological liar. He's admitted to it.
Jon G. Tell me more.....,
@@BrandNewHeavy get the papers get the papers
@@BrandNewHeavy Even if his stories were fake, which im not arguing one way or the other, who cares? Theyre super entertaining
@@ThiccolasCage01 They really are. I'm not disagreeing at all. He just gets lost in his own reality at times. It can be weird.
Christina and I have the same shitting system. Either nothing or defcon 5.
Tom has a rafa hat on, wtf I didn’t know he even followed tennis
Agreed. Many shades of “have to shit”.
Why did she call me mommy? First time watching 👍
Tom Segura
The kind of guy who wears 5 watches on his arm.
At all times, one of them knows exactly when he'd gonna mark his territory
I like yelling “Hey, thats my bike!” At crackheads riding bikes. Ive had a couple of them jump off the bike and run.
Tennis brown!?! 🤣😂💩
Every year I warn the kids - if you don’t behave segura is going to shit down the chimney on Christmas Eve
Exercise shits are the worse I feel like when you're moving around your shit mixes up real well then you just have a explosive shit.
I can just imagine Chrysanthemum rolling down the window and yelling "My husband farted" while Trent is next to her, staring straight ahead and laughing like an absolute maniac
Same tom... same.
That poor girl lol "It was a level 5...rancid" 🤣🤣🤣
I farted
Dang see I thought it was weird for people to not know when they had to brown until the last second. I'm like Tom there. My body gives me signs ahead of time that I will have to brown soon.
50 Shades of shit😂😂😂
people you ate
There is nothing wrong with getting to know another mans insides.