Shart Week with Bert Kreischer - YMH Highlight
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- čas přidán 5. 09. 2024
- Did you ever think you were pushing out a fart, but in actuality it was much more than that? Christina P, Tom Segura, and Bert Kreischer swap stories about their worst brown-related L's on Your Mom's House Podcast.
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Christina twirling her hair listening to Tom describe his runny shits = true love
Colin Harding on some real shit
Dante9345 @11
For sure, personally that's what I look for in a woman. My last first date I was on I asked her about her most recent shart...she spit out her chili...and hasn't texted me back...it's been four months.
Dante9345 no pun intended
@@AfroNinjia you ever find true love my friend ?
I love that they were counting on Bert for a shart story for shart week and he literally had one from the day before. 😂
I thought this was shark week highlights, was very surprised when they started talking about sharts. Will fully read the titles a little better in the future but im here so when in Rome...
If it helps, you're not the only one🤷🏼♂️
Now you know how I feel having to cram all those lousy shark videos
Well...I'm bumping into this highlight 2 years later I read "shark" too. I thought it was about shark week as well...fantastic. 😅
This soooo takes me back to when I was 11 years old and I was spending the summer with my father. We had been at a pool party on the friday night before and he had a LOT of beer. On saturday morning we were out in the back yard mowing the lawn and doing general yard work. I remember he was wearing these small satin shorts (this was in the 1970's) and steel toe work boots and he looks at me and say "Hey. Check this out" and lifts a leg to crack one. I can still hear the bubbling as the sh*t poured out of him and ran down his leg filling his boot. He just stood there too afraid to move and looked at me and said "Go get the hose". I was laughing so hard I couldn't drag the hose over to him because it was so tangled and he was getting more and more angry with me. He finally had enough and just stomped over to me and every time his right foot hit the ground there was a very clear squish sound which of COURSE made me laugh harder. I stood there doubled over in laughter as he hosed himself off and cleaned out his boot. He stormed inside to take a shower and get changed but when he came outside a few minutes later he was laughing too and he clearly finally realised it was VERY funny. We laughed about that for years.
This made me HOWL
🤣
Holy fuck my man, that was the funniest thing I’ve read in years. I had to spend about ten minutes laughing before I could do anything else. Just wanted you to know that story made me week. Cheers.
Now that’s the shit 💩! 😂this made me crack 🤭 a smile n I couldn’t stop laughing. My dad and my uncles wore those shorts in the 70s. My uncle was always lifting his leg and farting 💨 I’m surprised he never sharted! 😂🤣 🤣 😂
I love the way Tina is looking at Tom while he’s telling his shart story with eyes that still shows she loves him and is like twirling her hair. What love!
Did you mean Christine?
@The All Rounder 2 ChrisTINA
Describe a while?
“Roughly three days with a few exceptions”
Bert’s sense of time vs reality?
Bert has no filter whatsoever and thats why we love him haha
I am getting so educated.
I love how Bert took his jacket off like a 5 year old- straight up arms inside out 🤣🤣
Bart “Mississippi Wet Wipe” Chrysler
Alabama
Ohio
Kentucky
I am so using this phrase now. This is pure gold
This is my first video of this pod cast, and its absolutely unbelievably horrifically memorizing. I feel so grateful and blessed to have witnessed this radio gold. My soul is shinning with glee.
My sexual attraction to Bart will never end.....mostly because it never started.
IrkMcSpamtroll you got him...
I bet you were drinking when you posted this😆😆😆
Who is Bart?
Ay carumba....
Maybe get his name right.
Get yourself a woman who looks at you the same way Christina looks at Tom during a shart story. ❤️
They both share their sharts together it is a beautiful thing. True love
I was laughing so hard at how serious this conversation was, that I didnt think it was real haha.
The worst thing is that fart that feels like a normal fart and you rip it and everything is going swimmingly and the very last millisecond is just a wet squirt. The ultimate betrayal.
No truer words ever spoken. "You dont shit on the bus". Tshirt worthy.
the laughing in the background gets me, its a constant laugh track :D
It’s not the garlic, unless it’s spoiled. Most likely the cauliflower.
3:28 I fucking lost it.... full tears on my face.... out of no where.... Bert never fails us!
Omg me too
Because of this highlight, you guys saved my ass. Literally. Had a small hemorrhoid and got it taken care of. 👍🏽👏🏽
I operate heavy machinery for a living and I shart at least once a month at work lol
@James Cooper 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thats so much to take in right now
Sharts are cool. Bart is a very cool guy.
#coolguyclub
holy shit “the mississippi wet wipe” i was actually shocked to hear that burt does that and that i’m not alone or a complete physco.. instant like.
Wet
Wipes
Are sold in stores.
It’s so gross 😂 why. Why not wet the paper with water instead of your saliva 😂
@@swisscheeseplease97 desperate times calls for desperate measures.. and then i realized that burt is actually so fucking disgusting so i decided i’m never going to share this information with anybody else, ever
Bert rocking the T-Dot hat, much love from Canada!
This made me feel so much better about the health of my colon
As someone from Toronto, I LOVE THE HAT!! 👍🏻🇨🇦🇨🇦
Buddy said "wourshington"
Oh Christina you're perfect.
Imagine clicking on this clip without having any idea who these three crazy people are. Tremendous!
rewatching this, why is no one talking about the fact that ari has a third ball
Thank you for this. I was telling my friend about Shart Week and this is the perfect summation ♥️
Totally read the title wrong lol i was like cool there going to talk about shark week
I'd felt weird about spitting on my toilet paper my whole life till Bruce said this
My absolute worst shart was when I was young living on blow and water, working for a tree service....I contracted mono woke the the first morning and as I sat up in bed my bowels completely emptied on my bed. It was like squeezing runny toothpaste out the tube
Very cool thanks for sharing
Love the Toronto hat Bert! Kudos from Canada bro!
This dude has the wildest stories wtf. Ice cube suppository. Classic
Burt @ 4:15 "Yeah, I can do anything I put my mind to".....except exercising and not boozing for 1 day.
Tom looks thrilled to be discussing this topic.
Shart week 2022 coming up 🙏
This episode went right in the toilet 😆
I actually look a little before I spit, because I feel disgusted if I hit something particularly unclean. So I'd never ever spit in toilet paper. Just typing it sent chills down my spine.
Loving the 416 hat...
Berts best interview yet.
I just shat myself last night thanks food poisoning
The last time I had food poisoning was about 15 years ago and it was the worst. It was so bad that I got tired of getting up to go the bathroom to shit and throw up so I just got in the shower and turned it on.
I laid in the shower shitting on puking on myself for a couple of hours. My apartment had some kind of communal water tank or tankless water heater and so it never ran out of hot water.
But it was awful. I hope you feel better.
Eduardo Maxwell same
@Justin Marts Because with food poisoning, farts are a gamble
Bert stories are always the best!
Married people talk. How lovely.
In 2015 I sharted through my basketball shorts and stained my mom's off-white couch. I left for boot camp the very next day. Love ya, mom!
Pasta doesn't have eggs in it. Drum wheat pasta is usual Italian regular pasta you buy at the store dry and boil
If you can trust a fart then you aren't living
i feel validated knowing im not the only one who does the spit thing
The key is getting the black briefs. They can provide you with the precious minutes of protection in several ways. It holds it in and also braces for color
How does black underwear hold in shit any better than any other color? I think your research is flawed.
What up, spray-fart Jeanses.
Love that Fez Whatley was mentioned
I love how nothing is off the table 4 discussion. SOUL MATES
I excitedly clicked on this video b/c I read the title as "Shark Week w/ Bert Kreischer." I Love the stupid animal clips b/c of Rogan's Podcast. 😆 lol
Why did i watch this while i was eating.
How does this clip only have 135k views.... It should easily be in the 2-3 mil range! fucking hilarious!!!
I fucking love you guys. That's all. Im bingewatching. You two are perfection together.
They call that a “Havana Omlette” loo
One whip? Who goes back n fourth? Lol wtf
I sharted myself just a few hours ago. I was laying on the couch and let one rip and could feel my underwear sticking to my butt.
I had the usual "oh God" reaction but then I remembered I was at home and alone so I just went and took a shower and it's like it never happened.
@TUME 1
Start drinking at least 12 beers a night and eating bbq 2 or 3 times a week
Ruined a couple good pairs of pants like that
All these crazy shart attacks man
Shartnado 🤣
Tad and Clarissa in _Shartnado!_
Im comforted knowing im not the only one who applies the Mississippi wet wipe.
This is disgusting. I thought it said shark week! 😂😂😂
good to see other podcast taking after the true OG’s with Shart Week, Tom and Dan
So funny I started spitting on mine after I got a bidet when I wasnt home to use it.
Bert… What happens on Monday mornings? 😂
Bert “we were in Louisville....we were in Lexington, KY” Kreischer
Q
Im scared to try the Mississippi wetwipe 😂😂
Wow what a follow up question by christina, and end to the video
For some reason, describing the food that concocted the shart is more disgusting than all the poop talk specifically.
It’s not the garlic
"Came straight out of vegenism into brisket" 3 days lmao
rule #1 - never trust a fart
....after 40
Yep ain't sharted since I was under 4
I died at fuck-sleeve
Colyflower crust? That sounds like poison!
All shit is liquid, technically
An ad for tiktok came on after this vid. Coincidence?
"A sketch asshole" Hahahahahaha
I’m crying
I wonder how many people click this thinking it says "shark week" ? lol.id love to see their reactions.
haha anybody realize Christina said 'Fart Lauderdale'?
is this what getting old feels like?
One time I ate a entire head of cauliflower within a few hours and I had insane gas the entire day, I had never been so bloated before in my life lol
Bro her pizza choice is fucking nuts lmaoo
It's the garlic, but it's so good, so I still eat a ton of it.
I thought it was a fart, but it was a bowl of gravy.
Just a couple of cool guys.. and I think it's neat
Kreischer means screamer in German 😂 oddly fitting!
This is not the conversation I thought was gonna happen, even with the thumbnail haha
I just laughed so hard I almost sharted
"i had the first liquid shart of my life" i hear as i take a big gulp of my coffee
theres few things in life as fulfilling as having a close call shart. You make it to the toilet, & let loose, and hear what could only be equaled to a large bowl of olives being poured in to a toilet. You instantly know you were SO lucky
One of our fine CZcams commentators, indeed one “Stuart Schroeder” (below), was apparently misinformed and believed “Shark Week” was the theme.
About 2 minutes in I realized this wasn’t for shark week
Lol, you guys now have a "Shart Week". That's funny.
SPIT?! Have y'all never heard of wet wipes?
Poor Christina & Le’Anne!!
I use one pump of foam soap
This is one of those clips where midway through you’re just asking “how tf did i get myself into this”