The entire point of life: Jesus did not come to be served, but to serve. Mathew 20: 28. We are no different. This entire life is a representation of the spiritual warfare going on. Good vs evil. God isn't a flying man in the sky, but the actual representation of Love, Hope, Joy, Peace, Light, etc. Not metaphor, but literally, like an extra demintional wavelength of thought, emotions, and intent. The devil is the opposite wavelength, pain, fear, hate, anger, darkness, etc. Human life is serving one of these two. Not a man in the sky, actual sentient collective universal Love. However, humans are primatives, we make mistakes. It's in our nature, since the fall, to go down the wrong path. This means at some time each one of us has served darkness to some degree. God understands our limited understanding of our own actions, so he gave us forgiveness, though sacrificing himself in human form as Jesus Christ. It is our duty to accept that sacrifice, get the forgiveness, and be better, helping others be better, and spreading this wavelength of Love, Hope, Joy, Peace, Light, etc, thoughout the universe. But God had to make a way for us to get to this place spiritually, this is why evidence is not allowed. Evidence will make you believe, using the fear of absolute punishment to change your behavior, but that won't make you better, just scared. Faith makes you better. It is what redeemes us, not our works. Faith is the hope that things get better, that justice always prevails, that we're at least loved by our creator. But it has to be Faith in Jesus, because of his sacrifice. And there can't be evidence to point us to him, because Love had to be fair. If there were a code in our DNA, what about everyone born before genetic sequencing? If there were a book with the solar system thosands of years ago, what would stop an evil person from hiding/destroying it? If it were something you had to go to, what about the geographically isolated, imprisoned, or enslaved. If it were a train of logic, what about the uneducated, or mentally slow? Not to mention all the people born before schools. Love cannot give to one without giving to the other. So the key to salvation had to be something everyone has access to. The only thing is Faith. This is why God puts it upon your heart to learn about these things, even if it's only to criticize, or hate. God is everywhere, because Love is everywhere, and so is the devil, because hate is everywhere. They're in your head all the time, regardless of weather or not you accept that. They whisper inside your heart, giving you ideas. But more than that, they're inside everyone's heart. This is how they get things done. They corrordanate us like pieces on a chess board. The only difference is, we get to chose who's side we're playing for. At the end of our life, we go to that team's home base, Heaven, or Hell. A place where all that exists is those wavelengths. Hate, pain, anger, fear, darkness; or Love, Hope, Joy, Peace, Pleasure, Light. The choice is yours to make. But you cannot go to Heaven with hate in your heart. You must forgive, repent, and spread joy for those around you. These are sentient eternal controlling forces in our universe. Heaven and Hell are very real places, I've seen them. Those steps prime your soul for a meeting with God. Very literally. Once you've done all four, in that order, you get divine revelation, with all the evidence you'll ever need. They are, forgive your parents, brake down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. Step four takes three books to get the revelation. I recommend Genesis, Mathew, and then either Luke, Psalms, or proverbs. The order of the steps is important, step 1 has to come before step 3. I can state that for an absolute certainty that these steps always work. Please, take your salvation seriously. See for yourself. Do those steps. Jesus Christ is Lord. It's all True.
It's so hard to link teller's voice up to teller himself. It's just so jarring. And that laugh. That's the giggle of someone who realizes that he's sitting in a hotel in Cairo eating canned pears and cheese whiz for millions of people to watch.
Don't be silly. Teller is immortal. He used to call himself Harpo Marx. It's another conjurors ruse. ( Some even say he was Lear's fool, if that's so, he has grown far less loquacious.)
Pooxist *"I love how they mock stupid tricks like the disappearing pyramids"* Almost all magic tricks are stupid when you know how they're done. There's a lot of skill, a lot of cool gimmicks and A LOT of stupid, lol.
+LucisFerre1 "Almost all magic tricks are stupid when you know how they're done. " I'd say they look *easy* when you know how they're done, but not stupid. But the camera tricks they were making fun of not only look stupid, they're a fucking rip off.
This is one of my favorite moments ever. I mean, EVER. Teller's laugh is so infectious and seemingly unwarranted. It makes me crack up along with him every time I see it.
True.. and perhaps the realization, that quite ironically, the place to be for top notch magic, is Vegas.. Anywhere else in the world, they just scrape by, or like in Egypt.. live in the gutter.
Easy. They have a team of trained contruction workers and in a matter of seconds they destroyed all of the pyramids. They're lying to us. They didn't make them magically disappear.
I must say, next time Penn and Teller take canned food to another country they should buy canned fruit in the jar. Not only does it taste better, but it also looks more classy and will make you feel better about eating canned food for supper. Also idk why, but Teller just cracks me up every time I see him. The fact that he doesn't talk just makes him more funny and his expressions are priceless.
0ion Egypt is divided into two parts, the really high class parts where all the rich people live and then there is the shitty poor parts... which is like 80% of egypt
With the vanishing pyramids, they had a moving platform and moved it with the camera so it didn't look like they were moving. You can also see a bit of movement toward the end before they pull down the sheet and the landscape changed.
I spent some time in Cairo last year. The car honking never ends. Car journeys are unnerving, the subway is worse. I stayed in a hotel in the 6th floor of a building that cost like 15 bucks a night, right in the center of the city in some back alleyway, you can imagine what that was like. However, the Pyramids of Giza, and the History museum are spectacular. And the food was great, I had no problems, though I did stay away from the street food.
Have been to Cairo. Polluted? Absolutely. Standing by the pyramids, you can easily see a haze hanging over the city. But the people are generally friendly, and the food is good.
"The sphinx is big"
It sounds like he just ordered a hit on someone lol
Lmfao it does hahahahahaha
1:52
the only times teller speaks are to have someone killed
The entire point of life:
Jesus did not come to be served, but to serve. Mathew 20: 28. We are no different. This entire life is a representation of the spiritual warfare going on. Good vs evil. God isn't a flying man in the sky, but the actual representation of Love, Hope, Joy, Peace, Light, etc. Not metaphor, but literally, like an extra demintional wavelength of thought, emotions, and intent. The devil is the opposite wavelength, pain, fear, hate, anger, darkness, etc. Human life is serving one of these two. Not a man in the sky, actual sentient collective universal Love. However, humans are primatives, we make mistakes. It's in our nature, since the fall, to go down the wrong path. This means at some time each one of us has served darkness to some degree. God understands our limited understanding of our own actions, so he gave us forgiveness, though sacrificing himself in human form as Jesus Christ. It is our duty to accept that sacrifice, get the forgiveness, and be better, helping others be better, and spreading this wavelength of Love, Hope, Joy, Peace, Light, etc, thoughout the universe. But God had to make a way for us to get to this place spiritually, this is why evidence is not allowed. Evidence will make you believe, using the fear of absolute punishment to change your behavior, but that won't make you better, just scared. Faith makes you better. It is what redeemes us, not our works. Faith is the hope that things get better, that justice always prevails, that we're at least loved by our creator. But it has to be Faith in Jesus, because of his sacrifice. And there can't be evidence to point us to him, because Love had to be fair. If there were a code in our DNA, what about everyone born before genetic sequencing? If there were a book with the solar system thosands of years ago, what would stop an evil person from hiding/destroying it? If it were something you had to go to, what about the geographically isolated, imprisoned, or enslaved. If it were a train of logic, what about the uneducated, or mentally slow? Not to mention all the people born before schools. Love cannot give to one without giving to the other. So the key to salvation had to be something everyone has access to. The only thing is Faith. This is why God puts it upon your heart to learn about these things, even if it's only to criticize, or hate. God is everywhere, because Love is everywhere, and so is the devil, because hate is everywhere. They're in your head all the time, regardless of weather or not you accept that. They whisper inside your heart, giving you ideas. But more than that, they're inside everyone's heart. This is how they get things done. They corrordanate us like pieces on a chess board. The only difference is, we get to chose who's side we're playing for. At the end of our life, we go to that team's home base, Heaven, or Hell. A place where all that exists is those wavelengths. Hate, pain, anger, fear, darkness; or Love, Hope, Joy, Peace, Pleasure, Light. The choice is yours to make. But you cannot go to Heaven with hate in your heart. You must forgive, repent, and spread joy for those around you. These are sentient eternal controlling forces in our universe. Heaven and Hell are very real places, I've seen them. Those steps prime your soul for a meeting with God. Very literally. Once you've done all four, in that order, you get divine revelation, with all the evidence you'll ever need. They are, forgive your parents, brake down before Jesus, ask for forgiveness, and read the Bible. Step four takes three books to get the revelation. I recommend Genesis, Mathew, and then either Luke, Psalms, or proverbs. The order of the steps is important, step 1 has to come before step 3. I can state that for an absolute certainty that these steps always work. Please, take your salvation seriously. See for yourself. Do those steps. Jesus Christ is Lord. It's all True.
Probably on the production-team for sending them there...
It's so hard to link teller's voice up to teller himself. It's just so jarring. And that laugh. That's the giggle of someone who realizes that he's sitting in a hotel in Cairo eating canned pears and cheese whiz for millions of people to watch.
I always imagined he had a British accent until I first heard his voice
hi billy bob
The way teller was Laughing it sounded like he mentally snapped and went full blown crazy with that laugh
Reminded me of Walter white in crawl space.
That Cairo air will do things to you.
At the height of their careers; two millionaires sitting in a smog filled hotel room eating cheez whiz and canned peaches...
pears, not peaches
Isnt that just called "Being an American"?
Hard to believe Teller is 154 years old and still doing magic!
well he is a wizard
+Komrade Kontroll ... he isnt 154 years old
+Gabriel Vanroyen I'm pretty sure he is, he just eats healthy, that's how he looks so young.
...I don't think anyone has ever lived over 150
+Gabriel Vanroyen Noah lived to 900. Fact.
Teller's voice kinda fits, but his laugh fits perfectly.
+Jayce Moore Yeah, he got a real good case of "the giggles" there, didn't he? :-)
1:52
He seems more aware
@@Hezyo922 g
Holy f- Teller has the best laugh. It's so contagious.
no shit... xD
I wonder what about the Cheez Whiz that made Teller lost his crap.
xDD
+KrisFrosz133 It was the weed in it.
+P-Duck "road fatigue"
THE SPHINX
The Sphinx IS BIG
it's VERY BIG
Oh I love that part....
I don’t get it.
Hi Oraltank
I’ve got “road fatigue” right now and I crack up every time I read this comment
the way he says bi-g too, lol
It's enormous!
Teller cracks up? The title of the video should be "Teller fucking talks!"
Eru Illuvatar *facepalm*
Eru Illuvatar the sphinx is big
Eru Illuvatar lol :) I've heard teller talk many times, he actually does lectures and talks all the time, or he used to.
Eru Illuvatar Right? Like you know it's just a character and he's got to talk, but seriously. This shattered my concept of reality.
Search YT for "Teller Speaks" or "Teller Talks" - there's a lot of videos where he talks a lot more than this
When Teller started dying Penn started dying and then I started dying
That's the power of magic, baby!
5:20 is where the laughter starts. Penn says "Road fatigue." and Teller loses it. I love tellers laugh! This is wonderfully contagious laughter!
It's hard to believe Teller died of old age at 102 and Penn is propping his corpse up like Weekend at Bernie's.
Holy shit my sides have reached terminal velocity
Teller died?
Problably because it didn't happen.
***** O RLY?
Don't be silly. Teller is immortal. He used to call himself Harpo Marx. It's another conjurors ruse. ( Some even say he was Lear's fool, if that's so, he has grown far less loquacious.)
5:17 teller had too much of that real good egyptian hash
Chris Patrick no that's "road fatigue"
I'm afraid Dave.
5:42
It's actually just all the exhaust fumes from the cars.
*We're here in Egypt so that you don't have to go.*
Penn's dry, disrespectful humour is 67% of the reason I follow the duo :)
So I could figure out how they did the pyramid tricks, but how in the hell did they make it seem like Teller talked? That one I'm still stumped on. :\
Ikr!
9:18 PM
4/20/2020
Weed / Elon Musk day!
@@happyjohn1656 why the date and time? Fun fact, 4/20 is also Hitler's birthday
The pyramid trick is obvious, those pyramids are paid actors.
Penn says "road fatigue", I say pass that blunt.
word
+Fernie Canto Amen
This is pretty accurate.
Andrew Pfeifer they're in Egypt...
atheism is also punishable by death there so...
I love how they mock stupid tricks like the disappearing pyramids
Pooxist
*"I love how they mock stupid tricks like the disappearing pyramids"*
Almost all magic tricks are stupid when you know how they're done. There's a lot of skill, a lot of cool gimmicks and A LOT of stupid, lol.
+LucisFerre1 "Almost all magic tricks are stupid when you know how they're done. "
I'd say they look *easy* when you know how they're done, but not stupid. But the camera tricks they were making fun of not only look stupid, they're a fucking rip off.
+LucisFerre1 nah. you can know how a trick is done and still appreciate when it's clever
They did camera cut
can't tell if stupid or trolling.
I might love Teller a bit too much.
You're not the only one 😍😂
Teller sounds perfect for how he looks
I could watch teller laughing for hours on end.
hahahahha that disappearing pyramid thing is the greatest...seems like it might be a thinly veiled stab at david copperfield
manifestgtr no, its magic. GALI GALI GALI GALI! GALI GALI!!!
Not so thin.
it's hard to believe Teller is 21
M4N451995 23 now
he's 70
He was about 57 in this video, he doesnt age a bit
@@EliaForce1984ita No, he's 21 idiot
Your all idiots he's 13
when teller cracked up i couldnt help but laugh with him. it 3 am atm and im pretty sure i woke up the whole house
Same! Haha!
9:21 PM
4/20/2020
I don't know if y'all know this, but.... ...The Sphinx is BIG.
It's impossible to not love Teller.
Teller's laugh is absolutely magical (and contagious).
I keep rewinding to watch Teller almost have a stroke because he's laughing so goddamn hard.
Its hard to believe teller is 67
I think he is 57 actually.
He was born in 1948
Coulda sworn he was 57.
Nick Dunn I was thinking of Penn, not Teller.
Yea Penn is younger but looks about the same age.
This is one of my favorite moments ever. I mean, EVER. Teller's laugh is so infectious and seemingly unwarranted. It makes me crack up along with him every time I see it.
5:19 that's about as real as it gets. the absurdity of their situation coupled with exhaustion. been there. great moment!
True.. and perhaps the realization, that quite ironically, the place to be for top notch magic, is Vegas.. Anywhere else in the world, they just scrape by, or like in Egypt.. live in the gutter.
Teller laughing makes me so happy.
3:10 Teller look like Professor Quirrell in Harry Potter.
Lol when Penn started to laugh Teller lost his shit even more 😂
Mans was holding that laugh in all his life.
I love it when Teller cracks up, it's so infectious
When teller laughs...the world laughs with him...and can't stop.
I liked the part where David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty go away
I've only ever seen Teller speak a couple of times, so to see him corpsing is priceless.
it's hard to believe teller is 82
He was born in 1948.
Kakashi Hatake hard to beleive...
+randy joble joke went right over this dudes head lmao. had me crying laughing Randy.
+randy joble he's 67
HE HAS SPOKEN, WE HAVE HEARD THE VOICE.
+Skooma Joe Everyone used to hear his voice all the time when he sang with Paul Simon.
+David Goodwin Sorry I don't get the joke. are you saying he looks like Art Garfunkel lol?
:) Then I guess you didn't know Teller was a teacher before he partnered with Penn and got into magic.
Teller’s laugh is so infectious. A sweet man
I cannot stop playing this...His laugh is just the best...
thums up if u also laugh from that moment 5:19
T H E S P H I N X I S B I G
Teller Cracks Up @ 5:19
omg when Teller laughs like that from road fatigue, that is me when I am over tired. I just laugh at anything. lmao.
I love that they keep shipping food from Canada, unless that is a joke.
"THE SPHINX IS BIG"
How's they do the trick with the pyramids?
Not sure if troll or tard. Leaning towards tard.
haywoodyoudome"Never attribute malice to what can be as easily explained by stupidity."
Easy. They have a team of trained contruction workers and in a matter of seconds they destroyed all of the pyramids. They're lying to us. They didn't make them magically disappear.
you can see them walking so their side and go in a half circle and behind them there is no pyramids
It's exactly the same, just not as dramatic, way David Copperfield made the Statue of Liberty disappear.
"you're being Wussus". I like her!
That was the most "Joker" laugh I've ever heard that wasn't from an actor.
I must say, next time Penn and Teller take canned food to another country they should buy canned fruit in the jar. Not only does it taste better, but it also looks more classy and will make you feel better about eating canned food for supper.
Also idk why, but Teller just cracks me up every time I see him. The fact that he doesn't talk just makes him more funny and his expressions are priceless.
IN ALL THE YRS OF PENN AND TELLER HIS LAUGHTER IS THE FIRST SOUND I EVER HEARD. HOW ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE!!!
So that's why he hides his voice...it's so beautiful and magnificent youd get hypnotized just from hearing it....he wants to challenge himself
holy shit I never heard him talk Before! how bazaar.
you are berry smart! lol
He has ONE line in the movie "Penn and Teller Get Killed"
Aw Teller is so adorable!
I know that look! Penn and Teller were high😂
teller laughing is the best thing
thank you so much for posting. i need a laugh to get through all the shit with the election..break time!
Sploob McKelba how are the elections treating you now?
Yousif Jawher Better than the libs
Oh wait that was an ad for Penn and Teller? It was entertaining that I couldn't skip!
Can't stop laughing seeing teller..he can spills my guts out..by just laughing😄😂😂😂
I so Happy 2 see Teller Talk.
that is one of the best laughs i have ever heard
Wow ... Egypt really seems like a shit-hole, I had no idea. : /
0ion Egypt is divided into two parts, the really high class parts where all the rich people live and then there is the shitty poor parts... which is like 80% of egypt
Damn.
I like when Teller starts to crack up hysterically.
+Adam Dicy i laughed when he did that x
5:17 thank me later
+IndustryOfMagic Thanks.
+Barney The Swagasaur Later
Horzinicla It's later. Thanks.
+Barney The Swagasaur Oh XD
IndustryOfMagic yeah i know what i said, but later doesnt always come...
The man saw the cheese whizz on the pear and lost it
why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever seen
Like two crazy fun pals who had a couple of bong hits before supper!
HaHaha!
05:10 For Teller’s contagious laughter.
OK Teller laughing is contagious...
"Road fatigue"
- I call it weed.
love love teller and his laugh
I come back and watch this every year or so just to cheer myself up. I love those guys!
only just saw this was called the magic and mystery tour, that killed me
i love their humour
At last I saw teller speak.
teller has got one of the best laughs. so funny
Absolutely contagious laughter
How I laughed at the laughing and the coughing/choking sounds @5:50 !!!
you didn't miss anything, Penn explained it as "road fatigue".
Water from the Nile!
this is the first time I ever heard the voice of Teller. :)
With the vanishing pyramids, they had a moving platform and moved it with the camera so it didn't look like they were moving. You can also see a bit of movement toward the end before they pull down the sheet and the landscape changed.
I spent some time in Cairo last year. The car honking never ends. Car journeys are unnerving, the subway is worse. I stayed in a hotel in the 6th floor of a building that cost like 15 bucks a night, right in the center of the city in some back alleyway, you can imagine what that was like. However, the Pyramids of Giza, and the History museum are spectacular. And the food was great, I had no problems, though I did stay away from the street food.
Can’t believe teller is only 2 1/2 years old and doing magic so well already
I've been to Cairo, and totally appreciate this video in the most laughable way 😂
Have been to Cairo. Polluted? Absolutely. Standing by the pyramids, you can easily see a haze hanging over the city. But the people are generally friendly, and the food is good.
The sphinx is BIG!
ive been watching penn and teller for years. and the first thing i EVER hear teller say is 'the sphinx is big'
Their guide DID NOT appreciate the whole trying the cuisine conversation they had holy shit.
Penn Jillette - juggler, magician and ventriloquist. I almost believed that Teller was talking.
I'm glad Teller went to Egypt for his 13th Birthday
Teller Laughing.LMBO😂😂😂😂
the laugh of realization... ive been there too. he just happened to look around and became too self aware
You guys were so high LOL, must been nice ;)
I dont know what it was... but as soon as Teller laugher , i laughed xD
5:08 For the laugh.
You're welcome
Not welcome. The rest of video is just as interesting and great.
But I mean...the video's called "Teller Cracks Up"...
Andrew Poindexter and he did
Some may have just wanted to see the laugh. I mean, did I really have to point that out?
Listen... lets all just calm the fuck down...
I've never heard Teller laugh that hard :D
Not only is this the first time I've ever heard teller speak, but it's also the first time I've heard him blow his nose.