Why The Ottomans Ruin Everything - Victoria 2
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- čas přidán 22. 10. 2018
- Victoria 2 but this time around the Ottomans aren't feeling so sick anymore.
Intro: • Video
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"Never gonna get a sequel"- that aged like fine wine
yep
Damn well it did.
Yep
Yup
@@Lubecgeo amogsus
*American Cabinet Meeting*
“Sir, the Ottomans have constructed a canal through panama?”
President: “What? WHAT?”
“Bring me my BIG STICK.”
*puts on glasses menacingly
Carge!!!!!
Who?... did WHAT?...and WHERE?
You know it's a bot when it doesn't @ right
@@theawkwardskeleton6608 remember to talk softly too
sick man of Europe? more like THICC man of Europe
Doggg thicc wamyn of Europe,, men can't be thicc and that's supporting the patriarchy
Smooth
@فهمي كتاني yeah hence the moniker lol
T H I C C
The only thing that is thicc is your mom
“Never gonna get a sequel” we all thought so
Hehe I went straight to this video as soon as I heard aged PERFECTLY
Lol it has come a sequel now
We still don't have a sequel, we have a parody
if only it didnt get a squeal
The Russia going fascist and invading Ukraine joke aged like fine artisanal dairy
Oof
ooof
Except Ukraine went nazi and it's not a joke.
@@bdleo300 Simeone's been sneaking the propaganda juice when mom wasn't looking.
Oof
“The prussians wants us to fight austria”
*ceddin deden plays in distance*
*death to vienna plays in the distance**
czcams.com/video/-AB0k4Itneg/video.html
First notes: F3 and C4
Plink: G6 (x15)
Distance: Major third down under (lul)
hello ironside pitch boi
Our Lord and savior!
Kept us waiting
If there’s only one person or thing that brings me true happiness, it is you.
Based
What I like about ISP is that he knows history. It makes him make good jokes about the topic that most of his fans understand. I just wanted to say that.
I partially agree. For example, Ottomans weren't really salty at Poland after Vienna - as far as I know they had friendly ties before, during and after partiations so his support to Russian Empire doesn't make sense if we were to RP.
But overall - true
I know some things are false, of course
@@TheTomexNo1 Also there were polish immigrants WHO settled in İstanbul in ottoman empire WHO were treated well by ottomans.
@@TheTomexNo1 Yeah but he's obviously not taking it too seriously
I thought you were gonna play Australia because of the land down under. Can you hear can you hear the thunder?
where women glow and men plunder
You better run, you better take cover
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
Are you unable to reeeeead?
Which mod is he playing?
Last Christmas you opened advent calendars but the very next day the video files got corrupted. This year to save us from tears you're going to play Coolmathgames
For the 12th day of Christmas Sam gave to me
11... 14... Artillery comments
13?
Better go and sharpen my counting skills on Coolmathgames.com
[Also I'm not Alpha anymore, changed to Aurora]
epical Sam, very epical
no
Last Christmas he was playing hoi4
it's still october, please refrain from christmas carols until at least November 1st
10:54 GOD DAMN IT ISP YOU CALLED IT!
Crimea was 2014
"Ah my fellow war crime denier"
Take my likes you mad man
Aaron Mcreynolds Just like the entire “Civilized World”
Aaron Mcreynolds oh yeah, those british, french and russians are such angels, they accepted and apologised for their war crimes. God bless them❤️❤️
Honestly it's the Germans that have owned up to it the best.
@@elmascapo6588 Never said who commited the worst crimes. just that Germany has done the best job taking responsibility for it's past.
Sheev Togwaggle i agree about that.
Christian missionaries...
from the Ottomans...
10/10 iSorrow.
Ottomans were actually tolerant to missionaries.
@@landstalker7317 but Christian missionaries from the Ottomans is one of the last thing you'll ever hear. The Ottoman Sultan is the Caliph of the Islamic faith himself.
@@alexanderchristopher6237 are there instances where the ottomans let Christians in their lands
Normie
@@emirdiegomontes6411 There were lots of Evangelical missionaries in the Christian areas of the Ottoman Empire, but I'm sure if they went preaching in the middle of some Muslim village in Hejaz, that wouldn't go to well.
Aye finally some good Furniture Empire
Niech żyje Sułtan!
Let's be honest, ottomans (ottomen?) are just inferior pouffes
@@jackryan2612 this inferior empire took whole europe as a target and almost suceded
"almost" is the important word, the ottomans where more advanced than europeans in many ways, but saying they almost succeded at invading Europe is far from the truth.
all that would be possible if we dont factor in how overstretched the ottomans were at that point, you know its not just about beating the enemy at war... keeping what you gained is...
10:54 he called it
One that’s never gonna get a sequel,well bois look at it now
WHERE IS IRONSIDE PITCH BOI?
having a stroke
Rehearsal
working probably
About 3-4 comments above you
You have a pub named after you in Devon btw
The Ottomans ruin everything because Otto and his men were sleeping all the time the lazy fricks.
The Ottomans are Bismarck's brother's army which failed to defeat France.
The Ottomans are the Islamic version of Spain, because they always go have a siesta
HEY! NO SWEARING!! THIS IS A CHRISTIAN WEBSITE
Fricking hecks man flip flop crop
The Ottomans ruined everything because they were betrayed by Egypt.
2:40 Central Powers early access
Omfg lol
Austria not included
11:03 If only you knew how right you were
If Egypt suddenly disappears from the map then the Ottomans aren't to blame.
Its just a isolated incident
@@frichickenishaplaysmc2381 Don't forget Armenia my good old matey
0:14 you lied to us all
“It’s that one game that’s never gonna get a sequel.”
Victoria 3 Announcement Trailer: *Am I a joke to you?*
This was in 2018, what did you expect?
0:13 Well that age badly.
10:55
Ayo ?
i think isp is playing a lot vic 2 to force paradox to realise victoria 3
I hope it works :D
it worked!
10:56 This aged way too well holy shit
"Never gonna get a sequel,"
A couple years ago I thought he was wrong.
These days... I know he was right v-v
Best Ironside intro so far
9:28 Our Proud Nations will stay together in the history Mr Sorrow, you will never regret it, also it is the first time i've ever seen our flag in victoria ii game and its wonderful.
Your indutry went up 20% from just nibbles of Germany, is that German efficency or Ottoman incompetance?
why build industry when you can take others hon hon
Both
Both
From game perspective German provinces always have high number of factory worker pops
@@alikuzyaka2152 nuce flag
Constantine? More like Constantartilleryonly
Harvey Thompson thats brilliant
Silence Europe, its Istanbul.
"Don't worry boys, we'll have him playing coolmathgames before the leaves fall from the trees." - Kasier Wilhelm ll.
0:14 i am proud to say that you were wrong all along
"You see, you take out kurdistan and.."
-Tronald Dump
"The one that'll never get a sequel!" Well that aged well.
Nice clanks isp also ottomemes.
real name "Osmanlı" not ottoman
ISP:Oh it’s that game which will never get a sequel
me:are you sure about that?
0:14 did not age well! ~
I love how he said this game would never get a sequel
Vicky 2 Australia gameplay confirmed?
He already did one.
No
They announced VIC 3 but It is 3 years later
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, a toddler and the entire country of Belgium all get in a fistfight. Who wins?
The toddler, because the other three are fairy tales.
"Ah, my fellow war crime denier"
Lmao
Little does he know Victoria 3 just got announced
"All I did was build a really big navy, and a really big army, and nothing else to deserve this."
Accurately describes the Ottoman Empire, actually.
no
they were technologicly advanced too.
I think you forgot that the Ottoman Empire opened a new age ;)
"The one that's never gonna get a sequel!" didn't age well I guess 🤷
You beat me to this you shit I just commented it without seeing this lol
It was a terrible battle. The enemy hurled themselves upon us with swords, rifles, machine-guns, and worst of all... seven hundred rock-cakes!
KURDISTAN - 𝐄𝐗𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐒
Ottoman Empire - Its free real estate
+Asf Mankey ASSYRIA - *İn Existence*
Kurds - Real Free Estate
Europe:exists
Germany:its free real estate
The world: exists
The Brits: It's free real estate with a loicense, I swer on me mom's bottle
Manchuria:Exists
Japan: It's free real estate
Holy hell i love this comment section. We dont even have a single triggered turkish boi here We are improving
I'll have you know they promised ON STREAM that Vicy 3 WILL be released...
Before 2045.
You didn’t remind us :(
0:13 Damn...
guess what game is getting a sequel......
Yea, don't you feel dumb now...2 and a half years later... .. just shoot me
ottoman empire: look
ottoman empire: I am the roman empire!
www.harita.gov.tr/urun-262-haritasi.html
Random comment to help out ISP since CZcams is run by an equation
*algorithm
"this game will never get a sequel!"
PDX: *Time to troll ISP*
that intro aged well
0:13 that aged poorly
Nice one ISP you make a entertaining video on my birthday even though you wouldn't know when my birthday is but really cool video
Clearly the greater good at work
YES MY FRIEND THE GREATER GOOD SHALL SPREAD FOR THE TAU EMPIRE I MEAN FOR THE BENEFIT OF ALL CITIZENS OF THE TAU EMPIRE DEFINITELY NOT FOR IMPERIALISTIC EXPANSION HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, its my birthday as well.
It got a sequel
whoo
Loving the new intro can’t wait to see one where you make a meme of Drew Durnil
10:44 isorrow predicted the future
10:55
This game makes the best predictions
Shit, this was two years ago now? I’m starting to feel OOOOLLLLLDDDDD
That intro made me go into a land down under meme binge. Thanks ISP
I clicked harder than Ataturk pressed down on Turkey
"You know, the game thats never going to get a squeal"
*Laughs in Half life 2, Portal 2, Dota 2, Team fortress 2, and Left 4 dead 2*
sweats in half life 2 alyx
Anything made by valve and end with 2
Csgo
Counter-strike GO is a sequel 🤏
10:54 ISP predicts the future. lol
I have to say you a grand "thank you" as I was thinking just today about the "Men at work- Down under", but was not able to remind the name of the song, and have no idea how to do it. But after seing the begining of video I just googled "Australian song man with bottles" and figured out the name. So, really thanks, my admire.
What do you called a german ottoman?
OTTO VON BISMARCK
Otto Von SuleiMAN
Castsmith nah he was successful and could put something together and hold it together unlike someone COUGH COUGH OTTOMANS COUGH
Otto Man Bismarck
hey our empire lasted longer than the germany bismarck build!
At first I didn't get it...then I realised I didn't care
Pls do a conversion video! Vic2 to Hoi4
love the intro i am depressed because of the lockdown going on for a year and this makes me smile and happy.
as a person who lives in belfast, i agree with what you said about it being a normal day in belfast.
"The game that's never gonna get a sequel"
WELL WELL WELL
Australia was made up by the Ottomans... confirmed by ISP with that intro
I love you isp for that intro.
As the Ottomans you managed to own both the major canals in the world. lol
www.harita.gov.tr/urun-262-haritasi.html
That intro aged like milk
Not just the ottomen, but the ottowomen and the ottochildren too
haha not ottoman Real name :Osmanlı not ottoman
Says to someone outside his empire: Not in my empire buddy *brings them into the empire so now it is in his empire*
*5:54* - In that exact momment, China knew she f*cked up
0:10 little does he know
I died, the intro with down under 😂
I'd like to see an Australian playthrough, the convicts retake the world
Why did i even bother going here to correct isp that this game will in fact get a sequel? 7 hours ago someone beat me to it.
10:56 aged well.
Great start to the video
Finally another intro meme. thank you ISP very cool.
3:55
Erdogan: You don't say...
“That game that’s never going to get a sequel”
Ah yes the iron side intro parody is back thank you isorrow
This is quickly becoming my favorite channel
9:59
the chad ottoman
10:06
the virgin austria
Our little Belgian has become addicted, it would seem
Did we have bongo cat in the intro yet? You better do that isp man
this was the video I've been waiting for all my life.
But what about the industrial output of the Ottoman empire during world war 1?
I'm in the neo-ottoman, and I love the Ottoman Empire and its twilight so you got know that their imports were mostly of Germany that's why they had so much gear most of the weapons from the Germans and their iconic khaki gear came from the British
"you know the game that will never get a sequel"
🌀👄🌀 Are you sure about that?
Can we just have a video 10 minutes long of isps whole collection of Ironside meme intros
How about 1.5 hours of ironside memes?
czcams.com/video/2yfR5fI0NIg/video.html
We Have Reached a New Level Of Memes With The Ironside Intro
'that game that's never going to get a sequel', HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW THAT THEY'VE ANNOUNCED VIC3?