hahah no but really there was a story circuling around how the guy who designed vic2 economy quit working for paradox and now they legit don't know how the economy in game works.
@@princefriedman3025 Which is strange, since they have the source code and can extract the algorithms right from the game. I think it is more a matter of not wanting to put time and effort into it rather than not being capable to do it. Maybe, just a very miniscule maybe, they will at some point make the game opensource or something.
@@pepijn-benjaminkouwenhoven3372 It appears a mix of poor documentation, poor code writing standards, and complicated performance optimizations has made the source impossible to decipher, or at least not worth the effort.
Pepijn-Benjamin Kouwenhoven well K haven’t seen the actual source code but as a bad coder, if you write your code bad enough.... Not even you will understand it given a month’s time
Vic 3 is gonna take a programming madman. Paradox just need to get one for themselves and never ask him any questions to avoid their employees going completely insane and creating cult of Tzeentch. Happens at every work place. In that case you need to get yourself one competent inquisitor or a witch hunter.
@@psychologicalsuccess3476 It is not going to be worth it, it's going to be a shallow husk of a game that is just CK2 but basically plays worse, and looks better.
"I took over Hong Kong and conveniently forgot about it but it got taken over by jacobins so I cant be bothered." This is how the Hong Kong protests should have gone down
Because nobody buys or plays the Vicky franchise except for an extremely tiny but vocal minority. You guys should be happy you got the miracle that was Vicky 2 to begin with. The first game didn't make money, and neither did the sequel.
@@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 Vicky2 was profitable though. Like, if you go to wikipedia (reading in the development portion), it tells how the CEO of Paradox thought that vicky2 wouldn't make money... but it did. He lost his bet that it wouldn't be profitable, so he had to shave his head. The game made money. Not only that, the game still sells copies today because of youtubers like ISP. I highly doubt that it, "didn't make money."
5:55 ISP: "Not the first time the Russians needed to put down a Hungarian Revolt" Me: *Not the first time that joke has been made on one of his a Vicky 2 Russia runs.*
"Victoria 3 is never gonna be a possibility" Oh how that did not age well. Old ISP would probably have came a sea of jizz at the fact that Victoria 3 gets announced in the future.
So never? It was the United Kingdom of Great Britain, then after the Act of Union it was the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. It was never the United Kingdom of England and Ireland.
The only way to grow your channel is to a) punch the biggest guy in the room b) sleep with the biggest guy in the room. I look forward to seeing isp/spiff fanfiction.
Countries iSorrows needs to play as: Independent England Independent Scotland Independent Wales India South Africa Two Sicilies Portugal Brazil Orange Free State/Transvaal Sweden
To be able to make vic 3 they need to hire ISP just so that they know how vic 2 works. That is why ISP knows vic 3 isnt coming, he already refused to come work in Sweden, that's the secret.
I shit you not, in one of my first America games, Britain did this first strat to me and joined the Mexican-American War. The AI literally memed me in one of my first games of Vic 2.
Im playing Victoria 2 while watching ISorrowProductions play Victoria 2. Double the imperialism, double the fun!
A burden few white men could handle!
Ive become twice as imperial since we last met, ISP
Double the imperialism double the death!
Billy bob: My Victoria 2 has doubled since the last time we met ISP.
ISP: good twice the imperialism, double the fun
The Nova renaissance I’ve been looking for this comment
Vic 3 isn't coming, since the devs are still trying to figure out how the vic 2 economy works and why are the artisans building tanks out of fruit.
gave me a good chuckle blue finger for you good sir
hahah no but really there was a story circuling around how the guy who designed vic2 economy quit working for paradox and now they legit don't know how the economy in game works.
@@princefriedman3025 Which is strange, since they have the source code and can extract the algorithms right from the game. I think it is more a matter of not wanting to put time and effort into it rather than not being capable to do it. Maybe, just a very miniscule maybe, they will at some point make the game opensource or something.
@@pepijn-benjaminkouwenhoven3372 It appears a mix of poor documentation, poor code writing standards, and complicated performance optimizations has made the source impossible to decipher, or at least not worth the effort.
Pepijn-Benjamin Kouwenhoven well K haven’t seen the actual source code but as a bad coder, if you write your code bad enough.... Not even you will understand it given a month’s time
"Vic3 is never going to be a possibility."
1 year later: Paradox announces Victoria 3.
iSorrow: 😐
I was saying the same thing about red dead redemption for years. Then 2 was announced
ANNOUNCES
And yet it's going to be garbage
1 year after that it is released!
- Your Majesty, people in our country can't read.
- So let just take some who can from other one. LOL.
- Boje, Tsarya hrani!
Perkele!
You made my day
Funny thing is, this is exactly what happened in modern Russia!
Not so funny when I think about it..
Я с тобой солидарен
@@crafty_badger? Care to elaborate
Victoria II: The game that just makes you want to question yourself for playing it. Unfortunately, you rarely find the answer.
who are you and why are you so wise in the ways of science
Especially after you see Sicilian East Africa
@@gu98marrafon174 what would you expect to happen smh
@@gu98marrafon174 As a common Sicilian player, yes :)
American Zanzibar right fellas???
They called us crazy. They called us mad. Now look. We have Victoria 3 confirmed.
Dont know when it will actually come out though!
@@SirHussonand it's a disappointment
Vic 3 is gonna take a programming madman. Paradox just need to get one for themselves and never ask him any questions to avoid their employees going completely insane and creating cult of Tzeentch. Happens at every work place. In that case you need to get yourself one competent inquisitor or a witch hunter.
The economy of Victoria II already is possessed by a lesser daemon of Tzeentch
Carpenters turning trees into artillery is one of the less subtle influences of the warp on the world of Victoria II.
Get the guy who sid HPM. Problem solved.
Miau Wuff Maybe they shoot a whole tree in the cannons xD
we need another terry davis
2:36 and the King of Prussia is personally leading the joint Prussian-Brazillian-Ionian Islands invasion of Georgia!
Imagine the goldly songs that would have been born out of it
Based and Sorrowpilled
Hey, what do you think of the purple lib-rights getting their flairs nuked?
@@mattecardboard8069 unflair in protest or else
@Estex secret files
Hail Sorrows!
Idc bout it LONG LIVE AUTHRIGHT
0:15 "Victoria 3 will never be a possibility"
Oh mister isorrow
Can't wait to see the RAT BOY dynasty in Ck3
Yea, I can't wait for someone to spend over $200 for a video game either.
Slyguy threeonetwonine imagine not pirating
@@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 It's like £56 for the royal edition don't fucking lie, shit is worth it
@@psychologicalsuccess3476 It is not going to be worth it, it's going to be a shallow husk of a game that is just CK2 but basically plays worse, and looks better.
@@leemurweeks a prophet among humans
“Vic 3 is never coming”
*laughs in power of hindsight*
6:03 They historically intervened in that uprising as well.
Technically they crushed the revolt austria was defeated almost.... (hi from Hungary)
Exactly, iirc the russians opposed the punishment of the Hungarians afterwards. (hello back from Hungary)
Yep, the League of Three Emperors with my boy Nicholas the I as the world policeman
An atheist asked a theist:
"If there is a god, why is there no Vicky 3?"
The theist cried
Not enough prayer and sway the swedes sadly
*dank™*
Because the material existence is suffering.
It's because the theist knows that V3 will be the work of the devil.
Because a crazy psychopath is watching me and he will kill me and my family when someone asks this question.
"I took over Hong Kong and conveniently forgot about it but it got taken over by jacobins so I cant be bothered." This is how the Hong Kong protests should have gone down
France? Meh, they're alright
France with Liverpool: Dear God, help us
Liverpool > india + canada i guess
So why isn't Victoria 3 ever going to be made?
Because the devs can't economics
Because nobody buys or plays the Vicky franchise except for an extremely tiny but vocal minority.
You guys should be happy you got the miracle that was Vicky 2 to begin with. The first game didn't make money, and neither did the sequel.
@@slyguythreeonetwonine3172 Vicky2 was profitable though. Like, if you go to wikipedia (reading in the development portion), it tells how the CEO of Paradox thought that vicky2 wouldn't make money... but it did. He lost his bet that it wouldn't be profitable, so he had to shave his head. The game made money. Not only that, the game still sells copies today because of youtubers like ISP. I highly doubt that it, "didn't make money."
@@ethanharrell5290 true. even though im shit at it i still bought it alongside all the DLCs
@@ethanharrell5290 that's true but it just doesn't have the moneyspinning power of the endless DLC machines of CK, EU and HoI
"Victoria 3 is never coming"
may 22nd 2021 says hello
july 31st says hello 2022
0:14 "Victoria 3 is never gonna be a possibility" the future has been very different
"Because Victoria III is not going to be a possibly"
-iSorrowProductions nearly 1 year to the day before Victoria III was announced
"British United States of America"
It's...so beautiful...
Angry American starts to tpye
@@ceoofwalls6751 You could just exclude the angry there.
But isn't that just... Regular Australia?
MY CONFEDERATE HEART BREAKS! AAAAAH
This video ended with the French eclipsing the British and owning Liverpool. I'd say the national humiliation contest is even
"vic 3 is never going to come out"
"Shot and ate all the horses"
Ah, my favorite old Holodomor family recipe!
5:55
ISP: "Not the first time the Russians needed to put down a Hungarian Revolt"
Me: *Not the first time that joke has been made on one of his a Vicky 2 Russia runs.*
true lol
The last time I was this early Belgium owned Luxembourg
Ur mom gae
@@lazarjovanovic4388 no urs
Big Poppa u dont have a mum
IMHO Vic 2 is the pinnacle of paradox GSG with the complex economy and having a real population
Another Vic2 video yay!
look who is here
Hello there!
Zdravím!
Oh shit it's IslavicProductions
Well well well look whomst has arrived
He is everywhere, *run!*
Thank you South Africa for giving this to me 4 minutes late
0:14 oh how the tides have turned
The start has not aged well. *Cough, Cough*VIC 3
"Victoria 3 is never going to be a possibility"
Vic 3 "isnt going to be a possibility" well now it is
This video didn’t aged well
"hi guys it's isorrowproductions, and welcome back to kick america: the game"
One year later
Paradox-"There will be a Victoria 3" XD
0:14 Famous last words.
Vic 2 is my favorite game on this channel. I watched all Vic 2 videos and some of them multiple times
Decided to come back to this video after Victoria 3s announcement
"Victoria 3 is never gonna be a possibility"
Oh how that did not age well. Old ISP would probably have came a sea of jizz at the fact that Victoria 3 gets announced in the future.
“Victoria 3 is never coming”
Oh how wrong you were, sir.
0:15 It's fitting to visit this particular video now that Victoria III has been announced.
The last time I was this early, Great Britain was just the United Kingdom of England and Ireland.
So never? It was the United Kingdom of Great Britain, then after the Act of Union it was the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. It was never the United Kingdom of England and Ireland.
@@Jupiter__001_ take a joke
@British Chap Huh, there you go. It also spent a brief period as the British Federation or something like that (at some time between Charles I and II)
"vic 3 will never be a possibility" look where we are now a year later
Well. Victoria 3 is going to be a thing. Paradox must have had an Anarcholiberal revolt.
Can't wait for ck3 to come out and be entirely broken only to be fixed by 20 $30 DLCs after five years.
Aged well
0:12 that diddent age badly
9:28 you missed the only time where saying "Goodnight Vienna" would make sense.
Am here from the Future where Victoria 3 have just been announced
Victoria 3. PERFECT Time to recommend me this video.
The only way to grow your channel is to a) punch the biggest guy in the room b) sleep with the biggest guy in the room.
I look forward to seeing isp/spiff fanfiction.
The beginning aged well✨
@isorrowproductions play For The Glory: A Europa Universalis Game! Try the AGCEEP mod. I suggest a playthrough in the Fantasy Byzantium scenario.
The opening to this video when Victoria 3 has been announced
10:37 The entire French army went down to Liverpool to see Sally Brown.
That hussie.
*Laughs in Victoria 3 announcement*
And when you thought Victoria II couldn’t get more cursed.
"Victoria III never comes out".
*laughs in a Vic III teaser trailer*
“Taking my illegitimate problems out on my illegitimate children!” - isorrow, 2020
Ah, my daily dose of Imperialism.
ISP: They're not my illegiimate children!
Children: Making Australia into a World Power
ISP: Uh-Oh
drink every time papa Trotsky says "go ahead"
Isorrows reaction to Vic 3 reveal must have had been funny
Oh look, A Germany playtrough!
“I refuse to play anything but Viki 2”
Awesome.
Guess who's back! Our favourite depressed map boi!
this video aged like wine. even if there is a VIC 3 it is no Option.
I swear I already did the ottoman one like 8 times, but I slowly carve up and eat austria, who become basically a wasteland
Artillery only - Vic2, when?
Vic 2 irregulars only when.
I literally just watched the victoria 3 trailer before I clicked on this video ad had to laugh very hard at the intro hehe
"Victoria 3 is never going to be a possibility,"
Now we want "Dumb ways to play CK3"!
"Victoria 3 will never be a possibility"
"Simply for the fact that Victoria 3 is never going to be a possibility" Whoops
Hi, I'm from the timeline where Victoria 3 has been announced.
That intro aged well
I can't wait for Dumb ways to play Crusader Kings III
Here after the Vicky 3 reveal to laugh at the intro
French Rhineland is actually exactly what they were thinking about when the french revolutionaries made up the concept of 'natural borders' xD
Vic 3!!!! *shits aggressively on floor*
Little did he know a year ago...
Mother Russia finally took Japan, it’s beautiful
Vic III is here bois
I never get bored of these videos
There's not much more cursed than Ottoman Papal States
Dumb & Overpowered Ways To Play *MARCH OF THE EAGLES*
Yay Victoria 2
and victoria 3 gets announced
“Since Vic 3 is never going to be a possibility.”
This aged *very* poorly
1:16 I laughed way too much on such a stupid joke
As an Italian, I quite disgusting to see an Ottoman Veneto 😂
Vic 3 is here fellas
You didn't call us your Gravy Babies, and I feel Hurt and Attacked at the same time.....it's very confusing.....much like playing Vicky 2.
In the Vatican, the Pope gets handsy with you.
In the Ottoman Empire.....you get handsy with the POPE.
when your watching old victoria 2 videos and one pops in your recommended from 12 minutes ago >_>
Someone should kidnap the paradox devs and force them to make vic 3 instead of endless eu4 dlcs
"Victoria 3 will never be a thing" he says😂
Countries iSorrows needs to play as:
Independent England
Independent Scotland
Independent Wales
India
South Africa
Two Sicilies
Portugal
Brazil
Orange Free State/Transvaal
Sweden
To be able to make vic 3 they need to hire ISP just so that they know how vic 2 works. That is why ISP knows vic 3 isnt coming, he already refused to come work in Sweden, that's the secret.
I shit you not, in one of my first America games, Britain did this first strat to me and joined the Mexican-American War. The AI literally memed me in one of my first games of Vic 2.
LONG LIVE THE RAT REBELLION