Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Torch?

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  • čas přidán 8. 07. 2024
  • There are a lot of different ways to play through Skyrim. Some people like magic, others prefer attacking from a distance with a bow and arrow, and others still charge headfirst into combat with a sword in each hand. But there are some items in the game that aren’t really meant to be the main method of attack. Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Torch?
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    Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Torch? (in text form)
    I’m skipping the opening ride into Helgen because it was a glitchy nightmare just like it was in the last Skyrim video I made. I chose an Imperial for reasons I’ll explain in a bit, ignored Alduin, and made my way inside Helgen Keep. Just like with my Fork and Shout videos, when I say “With Only A Torch”, what I mean is that I can only do damage to enemies with a Torch. I can still wear armor, use spells to heal myself, and use shouts that don’t affect enemies.
    A few minutes in, and I already found my first Torch. Sort of. There are 2 kinds of Torches in Skyrim. There are Torches that are items, and those that are a part of the environment meaning they’re fixed in place just like a wall or a door. As I made my way through the Keep, it became annoyingly clear that finding a Torch to wield as a weapon would be harder than I thought. I let Ralof and his friends do all the work since I can’t do anything, ran passed the bear, escaped Helgen, and activated the Warrior stone.
    It had never dawned on me that Bleak Falls Barrow is just a little ways up a mountain from the stones, so I went ahead and discovered the location to save myself some time down the line. In Riverwood, I took advantage of Gerdur by taking everything she had to her name, then went inside Riverwood Trader to buy a Torch from Lucan. For some reason I thought it was common for merchants to sell Torches. But the one time I actually want a torch, there aren’t any for sale, which means I’m completely defenseless.
    I also checked a few nearby buildings for any torches that I might be able to steal, but still there was nothing. The small upside is that Whiterun is only a short hike and a few wolf bites away. I persuaded the guard to let me in, checked with the weapon vendor for some reason and found no torches, made my way inside Dragonsreach, and gave the Jarl the rundown on what happened in Helgen. Farengar, the court wizard, didn’t have any Torches either.
    So I did what I hate doing and resorted to the Skyrim Wiki to figure out exactly where I could find a torch. There are Torches in the dungeons beneath Dragonsreach, the only problem is getting in. It took a few more attempts than it should have to get a guard to see me picking a lock, allowing me to go directly to jail, pick the lock in the loose grate on the floor, and and get my first Torch. There are actually a few Torches in the dungeon. By the time I’d retrieved my possessions after spending the night in jail, I had 8 fire sticks to my name and was off to Bleak Falls Barrow to get the Dragonstone.
    Now that there’s relevant footage to show in chronological order, I can explain a few things about Torches. The Torch is held in one hand, but it’s not a one handed weapon. Using it to shield yourself from attacks raises the Block skill, which is why I chose an Imperial as my race. They’re one of 4 races that start with 20 in Blocking, but they’re also the only race to start off with 25 in Restoration, which is incredibly useful since the Torch is not a very useful weapon.
    ...
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Komentáře • 3,1K

  • @hjs1249
    @hjs1249 Před 6 měsíci +395

    Rest in Peace Paul, you will be greatly missed by this community.

    • @ProjectSlaz
      @ProjectSlaz Před 6 měsíci +34

      Totally not rewatching his content while crying and eating a tub of ice cream

    • @novaplex3624
      @novaplex3624 Před 3 měsíci +2

      you just like me... YOU JUST LIKE ME FR@@ProjectSlaz

    • @Kjell1337
      @Kjell1337 Před 2 měsíci

      I only recently learned of his passing. I was wondering when a new video would come out so I googled him and I am bawling my eyes out. :(

    • @Anchorwing.
      @Anchorwing. Před 2 měsíci

      Still come back to watch these haha always get a laugh and forget he's gone till the vid ends :/

    • @Nopenguin4875
      @Nopenguin4875 Před měsícem

      He's not dead he's recovering from alcohol addiction

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz Před 4 lety +3034

    Legends are told about the Dragonborn who slayed thousands, armed with a torch and 30 bowls of vegetable soup. Without spilling any.

    • @pingthericegod372
      @pingthericegod372 Před 4 lety +111

      Legend says the torch never went out

    • @ustupid7678
      @ustupid7678 Před 4 lety +33

      @@pingthericegod372 1 went out

    • @cadent87
      @cadent87 Před 4 lety +15

      Sir Robin of Camelot Kakyoin only gets bullied by overtly-homosexual time-stopping British vampires and their super buff punching ghosts tho. And on occasion water

    • @HongFeiBai
      @HongFeiBai Před 4 lety +7

      Loki: Hold my scepter.
      Thanos: Hold my axe.
      Captain America: Hold my shield.
      Thor: Hold my hammer.
      Groot: I am Two or
      Dragonborn: Hold my breath and torch.

    • @madafaka2666
      @madafaka2666 Před 4 lety +8

      William Zepelli would be proud

  • @thatonegal32
    @thatonegal32 Před 6 měsíci +81

    Rest in peace soldier
    Just like that torch, you were the light of our lives

  • @AlanatorTheGreat
    @AlanatorTheGreat Před 4 lety +1241

    You see those warriors from Cyrodiil?
    They've got vegetable soup...
    *VEGETABLE. SOUP.*

    • @umbranmierex2413
      @umbranmierex2413 Před 4 lety +9

      You know thats right~

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 Před 4 lety +20

      I know where this comes from. "You see those warriors from Hammerfell? They've got Curved Swords. Curved. Swords.". I eventually got tired of hearing that after awhile

    • @jacksonmnl7901
      @jacksonmnl7901 Před 4 lety +6

      CuRVeD SWordS

    • @Alex-bu7nn
      @Alex-bu7nn Před 3 lety +3

      @@jacksonmnl7901 CuRVeD SwoRDs YoU SaY
      ReMaRkAblE

    • @adamlucas2203
      @adamlucas2203 Před 3 lety +1

      Chris Chan has a curved sword

  • @htm4106
    @htm4106 Před 4 lety +2680

    Welcome to another episode of "I didn't even think about it but now I have to know".

    • @K38Media
      @K38Media Před 4 lety +30

      He learned about cooking though! If Mitten knew what to do all the time there wouldn't be any of the magic that comes with doing something stupid without doing any research first

    • @maky472
      @maky472 Před 4 lety +13

      "I don't need sleep, I need answers!"

    • @clairewilson8410
      @clairewilson8410 Před 4 lety +1

      HTM k

    • @almirante_kiko
      @almirante_kiko Před 4 lety

      Now do beat Skyrim using artilerry only !!!

    • @anthonyfalcon2113
      @anthonyfalcon2113 Před 4 lety

      Foreal hahah

  • @capndm401
    @capndm401 Před 4 lety +2175

    There's like 20 torches in the mine near riverwood.

    • @StygianIkazuchi
      @StygianIkazuchi Před 4 lety +240

      I was HOPING someone would realize and point this out. They also respawn if you take them all, leave and go back in immediately lol

    • @indywhitlock9877
      @indywhitlock9877 Před 4 lety +116

      It's called embershard mine

    • @swiing444
      @swiing444 Před 4 lety +78

      Honestly ruined this entire video for me. Anyone who has played this game for longer than a second would know that

    • @capndm401
      @capndm401 Před 4 lety +5

      Samuel Edwords 😂😂

    • @isntitgreatthatgoogleplusa991
      @isntitgreatthatgoogleplusa991 Před 4 lety +64

      @@swiing444 i played through the game twice and dint know that

  • @kylejakob98
    @kylejakob98 Před 6 měsíci +117

    RIP, i know i'll keep rewatching your work for years to come. You were one of the youtubers I enjoyed to rewatch over and over. I appreciate all the work you did. Rest well.

  • @Kingj411
    @Kingj411 Před 6 měsíci +68

    Just heard about Mitten's passing today. I'm gonna reinstall Skyrim and try this challenge for myself, in honor of the legend himself.
    Rest easy Paul, we'll meet again in Sovngarde, brother.

    • @cravepoison2010
      @cravepoison2010 Před 3 měsíci +1

      Did you ever complete the challenge yourself in honor of Mitten?

    • @Nopenguin4875
      @Nopenguin4875 Před měsícem

      He's not dead he's recovering from alcohol addiction

    • @Nopenguin4875
      @Nopenguin4875 Před měsícem

      He's not dead he's recovering from alcohol addiction

    • @NoahVercetti
      @NoahVercetti Před 28 dny +1

      ​@Nopenguin4875 no he is dead sadly

    • @byeFofiko1
      @byeFofiko1 Před 26 dny

      ​@Nopenguin4875 it's confirmed his dad (identity verified) proved it. He died.

  • @coleb.2889
    @coleb.2889 Před 4 lety +2500

    Who would win:
    A nearly immortal demigod that’s eats worlds
    Or
    Some dude with a fire stick and as much soup as he can carry

    • @iamevil8582
      @iamevil8582 Před 4 lety +36

      Cole B. Soup man!
      That should be a movie soup man sounds cool mmmmm
      Soup man man that eats soup he eats soup ow yea he eats soup soup soup
      Sssssssssssoooooooouuuuuppppppp!

    • @Jake-rv8td
      @Jake-rv8td Před 4 lety +15

      @@iamevil8582 It is actually the plot of the next Kung Fu Panda movie. He switches from noodles to soup.

    • @iamevil8582
      @iamevil8582 Před 4 lety +1

      Jake what?

    • @Enceladus...
      @Enceladus... Před 4 lety +3

      He channeled his inner wannabe actress and animal abuser though. (that chick who spits on her dog on youtube)

    • @maxkernfeld7928
      @maxkernfeld7928 Před 4 lety +3

      Cole B. Alduin is a part of AKA and one of the original Divines of the Nordic Pantheon.
      So he is not a *Demigod* but an actual *God* .
      BTW Alduin is in some way immortal hence why you didn’t absorbed his soul.
      You only delayed the End of Time...
      Watch some damn Lore Videos in Talos‘ name!!!

  • @teafanatic8452
    @teafanatic8452 Před 4 lety +590

    "WHaT STORE ARE YOU IN?"
    "I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!"

  • @hellotherechap8775
    @hellotherechap8775 Před 4 lety +1190

    Can you please do a "Can you beat Skyrim with only Lydia?" Video because at this point I think you live for pain

    • @beastmutata
      @beastmutata Před 4 lety +17

      No because you have to kill the dragon for her

    • @dinochicken6100
      @dinochicken6100 Před 4 lety +65

      @@beastmutata You can just hide and let the others kill the dragon

    • @beastmutata
      @beastmutata Před 4 lety +12

      @@dinochicken6100 that's fair. Didnt think about that

    • @viktorholm3386
      @viktorholm3386 Před 4 lety +35

      @@beastmutata Still Alduin is protected so he will only die if the player gets the final hit

    • @beastmutata
      @beastmutata Před 4 lety +6

      @@viktorholm3386 didnt know that. Cool.

  • @luxs_beast2799
    @luxs_beast2799 Před 6 měsíci +22

    Rip paul, this video just showed up you will be forever remembered 🕊

  • @Zero6IDK
    @Zero6IDK Před 4 lety +776

    Here's something that might be interesting; "can you beat Skyrim by only using Stolen items". That means your weapons, armour, consumables (even soup) must be stolen first in order to be used to damage enemies/heal yourself. This means no fists, shouts or spells (unless you steal the spell tome i guess).
    Love ya and appreciate ya

  • @spoonsareoccasionallymadeo5728

    Only a torch?
    That's almost as difficult as beating Skyrim with only a bow, but no arrows.

    • @weetzcro9661
      @weetzcro9661 Před 4 lety +25

      So if you enchant the bow with fire/ice/lightning and start bashing it's essentially torch.

    • @boingboing8338
      @boingboing8338 Před 4 lety +112

      @@weetzcro9661 yes enchant a bow with ice and it becomes a torch

    • @royalty__2688
      @royalty__2688 Před 4 lety +8

      @@weetzcro9661 you clearly have never played skyrim before lol.

    • @AaronDuck
      @AaronDuck Před 4 lety +14

      I ate a bowl of nails this morning

    • @weetzcro9661
      @weetzcro9661 Před 4 lety

      @@royalty__2688 I only have a PS3 version and like 700hrs and this is just wrong way to play. Using bow without arrows then it just clogs up my inventory

  • @sleekotter1109
    @sleekotter1109 Před 4 lety +125

    "Turns out there are a few torches in the dungeons beneath dragonsreach."
    There are dungeons beneath dragonsreach?

  • @illusv9498
    @illusv9498 Před 4 lety +194

    and this is how the dragonborn saved us my kids, with only a torch,
    this is why you need to eat your vegetable soup.

    • @TheEndlessCycle
      @TheEndlessCycle Před 4 lety +4

      If it's not chicken noodle soup then get lost lol

  • @topsniper47
    @topsniper47 Před 4 lety +205

    "I can only sneak in what you need." *Gives 17 bowls of soup*

    • @cullentaylor6445
      @cullentaylor6445 Před 4 lety +10

      DMT-Guru I remember my first playthrough handing him everything in my inventory 😂😂

    • @gagecameron5672
      @gagecameron5672 Před 4 lety +6

      DMT-Guru Can you imagine being the guy that has to smuggle in 9 pounds of soup to a dinner party?

  • @anormaltoaster3691
    @anormaltoaster3691 Před 4 lety +382

    “I was taught it was my responsibility to bring the torch of knowledge to the wastes. I may have taken the torch part more literally than they intended” -Edward Sallow (Caesar)

    • @shadowofseattle1338
      @shadowofseattle1338 Před 4 lety +11

      Ave, true to Caesar!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON Před 4 lety +10

      @@shadowofseattle1338 "We won't go quietly, the Legion can count on that."

    • @liamwashington6841
      @liamwashington6841 Před 4 lety +24

      Caesar would have been much harder to kill had he wielded his legendary torch in-game

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON Před 4 lety +9

      @Steve N "Feed a man some food, and he'll ask for more. Feed a man a bullet, and you won't hear from him again."

    • @kiwi7034
      @kiwi7034 Před 4 lety

      Ave, True to Caesar

  • @Lez-B-Ein
    @Lez-B-Ein Před 4 lety +298

    It's 2019 and I'm watching someone beat Skyrim with a torch. Nobody could've foretold this

    • @m.wall-kane346
      @m.wall-kane346 Před 4 lety +3

      Boi I bought Skyrim this month for my birthday

    • @whiterabbit75
      @whiterabbit75 Před 4 lety +4

      Well, there was that one girl. What was her name? Cassandra? But no one ever believes her.

    • @ravenshade9260
      @ravenshade9260 Před 4 lety

      Desmond Mickel llmao

    • @treysevy5079
      @treysevy5079 Před 4 lety

      That last part sounds like we are all saying in 2020

    • @aidenhale302
      @aidenhale302 Před 3 lety

      @@treysevy5079 true

  • @GophersVids
    @GophersVids Před 4 lety +388

    I am glad I am not the only one who had trouble finding a torch in Skyrim :)

    • @Itwalksinthesoup
      @Itwalksinthesoup Před 4 lety +2

      Lenny still having flashbacks?

    • @shinyfoxgaming395
      @shinyfoxgaming395 Před 4 lety +4

      Gopher is it really the Skyrim god I had a better chance of seeing Jesus in the flesh

    • @TeeV479
      @TeeV479 Před 3 lety +13

      Something called E M B E R S H A R D M I N E

    • @ZyliceLiddell
      @ZyliceLiddell Před 3 lety +1

      That’s what ‘Predator Vision’ was for am I right? 🙃
      *“You are taking us somewhere warm I trust.”*

    • @spicybeantofu
      @spicybeantofu Před 2 lety +1

      I can't avoid them. I don't want them lol

  • @pathrodox859
    @pathrodox859 Před 4 lety +1227

    You wanna really torture yourself? Can you beat fallout 4 on survival difficulty, without sleeping?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON Před 4 lety +121

      Oh god, the insomniac challenge.

    • @EmperorRahem
      @EmperorRahem Před 4 lety +159

      He can't really do that, his Fallout 4 crashes too frequently.

    • @rdvankalay9548
      @rdvankalay9548 Před 4 lety +13

      witout glitch its impossible

    • @matejcevnik7362
      @matejcevnik7362 Před 4 lety +17

      Basically just speedrun?

    • @pathrodox859
      @pathrodox859 Před 4 lety +38

      @@matejcevnik7362 Aye mate but a hard one, performed by a non-speedrunner.

  • @quintonsloan3666
    @quintonsloan3666 Před 4 lety +647

    Mitten squad: "and by channeling my wanna be actress youtuber who spits on their dog"
    Me: savage

  • @ProtoMario
    @ProtoMario Před 4 lety +391

    Guess you could say you torched the competition...

  • @Banzai_AWOS
    @Banzai_AWOS Před 4 lety +53

    Anyone else immediately think of the mine on the way to Riverwood and get pissed off at the fact he didn't get any of the 15 or so torches

  • @erikcarter9118
    @erikcarter9118 Před 4 lety +311

    17:40
    Ah, yes, the "become Earl" shout- one of my favorites.

    • @firstname4097
      @firstname4097 Před 4 lety +16

      yeah, just instantly equip fine clothes and have your property value increase by about a few hundred thousand gold, such a useful shout

    • @MudmanBlues
      @MudmanBlues Před 4 lety +6

      apparently no one can actually say ethereal, it's a cursed word

    • @surekhak9556
      @surekhak9556 Před 3 lety +7

      I think you mean the become unreal engine 3 shout

    • @kayanbarros2998
      @kayanbarros2998 Před 3 lety +1

      @@surekhak9556 lmao

    • @os8588
      @os8588 Před 3 lety

      @@firstname4097 and go bald

  • @esmepipkin6087
    @esmepipkin6087 Před 4 lety +172

    "Soup is Inevitable" should be on a shirt.

    • @siggy2609
      @siggy2609 Před 4 lety +1

      I agree

    • @justin2308
      @justin2308 Před 4 lety +1

      Everyone I know would be asking, “What the hell are you watching?”

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom Před 4 lety +1

      Nah, what we *really* need is a picture of Thanos with the text "I am inevitable..." with a photoshop of a cup noodle cup where his face would be.

    • @esmepipkin6087
      @esmepipkin6087 Před 4 lety

      @@TheTaintedWisdom You are a genius

  • @dakotabice558
    @dakotabice558 Před 4 lety +189

    There is one they fear in there tongue he is Soupakin TORCHBORN!

  • @lordnexus6996
    @lordnexus6996 Před 4 lety +54

    If someone dies in soverngard do they just wake up and just “live” the rest of there time or go to like a super soverngard?

    • @vaspeter2600
      @vaspeter2600 Před 3 lety +18

      If it's anything like the mythological Valhalla it's based on, they just timeskip to next morning as if all they did was getting blackout drunk.

    • @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages
      @CatzlovichCatnipAndCabbages Před rokem +2

      *Waking up after dying in soverngard* "Hey you, you're finally awake".

  • @luissandoval244
    @luissandoval244 Před 4 lety +780

    Here is one that might be interesting but near impossible.
    Can you beat Skyrim with only the Wabajack?

    • @epicprodragon64
      @epicprodragon64 Před 4 lety +31

      It's possible,I don't have have a life so it's possible if you cut the beginning part out

    • @gooddaytunes4295
      @gooddaytunes4295 Před 4 lety +31

      Interesting but getting the item would be pretty hard and I reckon this playthrough would be harder however defeating alduin with it seems like a fun idea in a solo speed run for fun.

    • @almirante_kiko
      @almirante_kiko Před 4 lety +7

      Just script comand it

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 Před 4 lety +22

      @@almirante_kiko That wont count

    • @Epitaxy
      @Epitaxy Před 4 lety +9

      I’m fucking doing it I’ll upload the full play through

  • @insell8
    @insell8 Před 4 lety +323

    You... You could have just gotten a torch from embershard mine.
    You know? Like at the beginning of the first "dungeon" of the game?

    • @gamesandglory1648
      @gamesandglory1648 Před 4 lety +11

      I know I was thinking go to embershard

    • @intelligism4306
      @intelligism4306 Před 4 lety +1

      Nice

    • @octaviusnorvelantis8934
      @octaviusnorvelantis8934 Před 4 lety +4

      Thank u it was driving me crazy 😂

    • @migjordanpayawal7856
      @migjordanpayawal7856 Před 4 lety +11

      My thoughts exactly.
      Taking the torches off their sconce is meant to help new players learn how to sneak around.

    • @zadamany9255
      @zadamany9255 Před 4 lety +16

      Flashbacks to the FO4 Mini Nuke Launcher episode where he missed a free launcher less than five minutes from the start of the game...

  • @nguyenquyetthang1326
    @nguyenquyetthang1326 Před 4 lety +50

    "Kidnapped a few plants"
    Paul returns with his fine choice of word usage
    P/S: I return to pay tribute to this man. RIP buddy

  • @averagejoe6224
    @averagejoe6224 Před 4 lety +37

    Theres a ton of torches in ember shard mine, right next to the guardian stones. There is also a unique pit of boots called the predators grace in deep wood vale that has nearly the same effect as vegetable soup.

  • @rigzyfps
    @rigzyfps Před 4 lety +373

    Next up:
    Can you beat the ebony warrior on legendary mode with a regular fork?

    • @Stryker1297
      @Stryker1297 Před 4 lety +12

      That might actually be impossible without the aid of potions, spells, or shouts

    • @zackcitrus9171
      @zackcitrus9171 Před 4 lety +1

      That's not as hard as beating the game with one, you can't fight ebony warrior till at least 30, he had to fight alduin with only a fork at level 19

    • @wesley-fp6gl
      @wesley-fp6gl Před 4 lety +14

      @@zackcitrus9171 uh the ebony warrior only spawns after you reach level 80

    • @zackcitrus9171
      @zackcitrus9171 Před 4 lety +8

      @@wesley-fp6gl forgive me lol, I am actually stupid. I got the ebony warrior and Boethiah's Champion confused briefly because I'm retarded

    • @zackcitrus9171
      @zackcitrus9171 Před 4 lety +2

      @@wesley-fp6gl Still stand it by not being as hard

  • @jessicadickerson1094
    @jessicadickerson1094 Před 4 lety +98

    I just came up with something: “Can you beat fallout 4 with only the syringer?”

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 Před 4 lety +4

      That needs to be more specific. Ymfah used it as his method to beat Fallout 4 “pacifist”.

    • @themilkman8360
      @themilkman8360 Před 4 lety

      Can you use followers?

    • @jessicadickerson1094
      @jessicadickerson1094 Před 4 lety

      Also: thank you so much for taking time out of your day to read my comment, (you deserve a subscribe!)

  • @FrostlordTheWizard
    @FrostlordTheWizard Před 4 lety +67

    Imagine how devastating it must be for dragons and all the other opponents who just get bashed overand overagain by a guy with a torch...

    • @kin-3877
      @kin-3877 Před 3 lety +2

      Why your gotta make me feel bad for the scaley bois

    • @amilitarymind
      @amilitarymind Před 3 lety +1

      ...and vegetable soup

  • @ttksin8801
    @ttksin8801 Před 4 lety +144

    “I cut myself because of how stressful it was to be the Dragonborn” I’m dyiiiing😂😂😂

  • @coryjones6060
    @coryjones6060 Před 4 lety +113

    “I cut myself because no one knows how stressful it is to be dragon born” I love it lmaooo

  • @RadioSilver27
    @RadioSilver27 Před 4 lety +400

    07:32
    "...got a package from Krillin."
    "SENSU BEAN!"

  • @drunkenmmamaster419
    @drunkenmmamaster419 Před 6 měsíci +3

    The loopholes paul always came up with in these challenge videos was always hilarious
    RIP PAUL !!!! You're videos seriously helped me through a rough patch in life and always have a special place in my heart you will never be forgotten by the fallout/ES community

  • @DavidJones-jj8us
    @DavidJones-jj8us Před 4 lety +60

    R.I.P torches in embershard mine.

    • @TheEndlessCycle
      @TheEndlessCycle Před 4 lety +3

      Yeah there's exactly 22 torches in embershard mine and I should know...I've done so many playthroughs that I know where everything and everyone is in that mine too well 😂

  • @doktahv8837
    @doktahv8837 Před 4 lety +122

    Let's be real, Soup was the real weapon here. Without it, this would have been different.
    Modern Problems require Modern Solutions

  • @cjohnson2916
    @cjohnson2916 Před 4 lety +91

    Should have went to the mine near the beginning, just run in and out for the torches on the walls.
    Edit: Embershard Mine, that was it.

    • @jamesmcdonald3054
      @jamesmcdonald3054 Před 4 lety +3

      I was hoping someone would point this out. You can even go in the back entrance to swipe a dozen or so torches without alerting anyone.

  • @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger
    @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger Před 6 měsíci +2

    Rewatching all those videos I left for later now that you're gone. RIP King.

  • @Muz1k10
    @Muz1k10 Před 4 lety +28

    New Mitten Squad video
    "I've been waiting for this moment...all my life"
    Watches video and falls back into depression until the next one comes

  • @siggy2609
    @siggy2609 Před 4 lety +177

    You could have gotten a torch near the 3 blessing stones at the start in the mine.

    • @menialbee
      @menialbee Před 4 lety +10

      I normally find a torch on the floor beside that lever that lowers the bridge in Helgen keep

    • @siggy2609
      @siggy2609 Před 4 lety

      @@DanteRavioli I just go there to kill the bandits tbf

    • @brianhakins4692
      @brianhakins4692 Před 4 lety +1

      @@siggy2609 i go there for the torches lol... nah for real cause of the torch runner bug really is why i get em

    • @bonelessdolphin9722
      @bonelessdolphin9722 Před 4 lety

      You can get like a dozen torches there, it's amazing.

    • @oyblech8671
      @oyblech8671 Před 4 lety +2

      that's usually the cave where I stock up on all the torches I need during my playthrough, there's just short of 20 torches in there

  • @lemonlordminecraft
    @lemonlordminecraft Před 4 lety +111

    "I mean you can beat it without ever atta-"
    [gets catapulted into the sun]

  • @mongerscorner8231
    @mongerscorner8231 Před 6 měsíci +3

    I wasn’t aware Paul died till rn dam that’s really sad. videos were very entertaining and enjoyable

  • @The_Hoff_12
    @The_Hoff_12 Před rokem +7

    Man that torch turned out to be better than I expected

  • @g33f0r
    @g33f0r Před 4 lety +394

    Just wondering when is the new Mitten Squad video, then it uploads.

  • @guerito5365
    @guerito5365 Před 4 lety +140

    - 16:05
    "Wanna Be Actress & Animal Abuser. Who spits on their dog" LMAOO! 😅

    • @lukemartin-buckley4470
      @lukemartin-buckley4470 Před 4 lety +2

      You even know what that's about?

    • @jarofpickles3456
      @jarofpickles3456 Před 4 lety +5

      Ayyy someone else got that reference lmao

    • @agoat3557
      @agoat3557 Před 4 lety +9

      Saw it today it was that v logg bitch who hitted her dobberman right?

    • @sean1910
      @sean1910 Před 4 lety +7

      FluxGalaxies u ain’t the only one who heard about it headass

    • @lilstroop5798
      @lilstroop5798 Před 4 lety +5

      The shade he just threw was amazing

  • @williamliddell7981
    @williamliddell7981 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Let’s all light a torch in memory of Mitten Squad.

  • @DarkAbilex
    @DarkAbilex Před rokem +6

    I've been missing this legend for a few months now. II'm so glad this came up in my recommended after I went looking for his channel, I'll gladly watch another video, and probably another few, Love you and your work Mitten, wherever you are and whatever you're doing, I hope you're happy. Hope to see you and hear from you when the time is right.

    • @butterysnail2537
      @butterysnail2537 Před rokem +1

      you can check out his Twitter for more info, but he's been dealing with health problems and recovering from an addiction. I'd say I hope he can come back to CZcams soon but obviously his personal health takes priority over anything else

    • @boolin4099
      @boolin4099 Před 6 měsíci +1

      I dont want to necropost on a year old comment but I just wanted to say if any of you will even check, that Paul/MittenSquad passed away a few days ago. He'll be missed like hell by this community man. Rest In Peace.

  • @Gregiorp
    @Gregiorp Před 4 lety +202

    Can you beat Fallout 4 with just a syringer? Or as a junkie...OR BOTH!

    • @68idl
      @68idl Před 4 lety +27

      *Shoots himself to satisfy his addiction*

    • @nightraven6969
      @nightraven6969 Před 4 lety +14

      Junkie build is busted if you get a junkie legendary weapon

    • @Gregiorp
      @Gregiorp Před 4 lety +3

      @@nightraven6969 I've never messed with it interesting. I'm more interested in the syringer I've never touched the thing.

    • @jackjenkins168
      @jackjenkins168 Před 4 lety +2

      Check out ymfah's pacifist video, it's pretty much this

    • @Troll_vs.
      @Troll_vs. Před 4 lety

      Didnt he already fo this via the pacifist route? Didnt he use it you bleed the enemies

  • @therealkunr5147
    @therealkunr5147 Před 4 lety +223

    Can you beat skyrim with only buckets (hint you do damage by throwing them with telekinesis)

  • @zacharylegrande352
    @zacharylegrande352 Před 6 měsíci +2

    RIP, brother.. Sad that I will only ever watch reruns.. Gone too soon..

  • @therobssson3494
    @therobssson3494 Před 6 měsíci +2

    Rest in peace. Forever immortalized in legendary videos like this. Your fans love you always.

  • @captaincrab2862
    @captaincrab2862 Před 4 lety +115

    Can you beat Skyrim with only using Illusion Spells?

  • @user-vb1pi4mh5g
    @user-vb1pi4mh5g Před 4 lety +62

    Mitten:"It was here that I learned how useful vegetable soup really is!"
    Every single mom: "Am I a joke to you??"

  • @eythunwyatt7509
    @eythunwyatt7509 Před 4 lety +67

    HEY I HAVE AN IDEA!!! “Can you beat Skyrim using only quest rewards”

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 Před 4 lety +1

      Yes

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 Před 4 lety

      Erik Ho
      First you have to grind Conjuration using the Soul Trap spell (if spells are even allowed), until your character level is atleast 46, play the Stormcloak playthrough/Imperials (ugh) and get the Daedric sword reward from Ulfric/Tullius from each major quest.

    • @calt7964
      @calt7964 Před 4 lety +6

      ElfSam or you can just go to white run and do like the first companion quest to get a skyforge steel weapon.

    • @SaintGuillotine
      @SaintGuillotine Před 4 lety +3

      You watched this whole video and you thought something like that would be a challenge?

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 Před 4 lety

      C Alt
      Isn’t that a quest item and not a reward?

  • @rykkuro
    @rykkuro Před 6 měsíci +2

    Rest In Peace Paul
    We will miss our favorite challenge CZcamsr 🙏🫡

  • @riesenhummer
    @riesenhummer Před 4 lety +802

    Don't you EVER kill parthurnaax again.
    I drunk
    I'm sorry for any misspelling
    Don't kill him again please

  • @kinsan89
    @kinsan89 Před 4 lety +70

    I'm gonna call it now; yes, but it will make you wanna kill your dog
    Edit; Embershard Mine has, like, 2 or 3 Torches before the first enemy
    Edit 2; Okay, but any run where you kill Mario Dragon is completely invalid and you should feel bad

  • @brickstack2476
    @brickstack2476 Před 4 lety +3

    Man, these videos are awesome. The videos in particular don’t even have to have a great topic. You could make a “can you beat” video on anything and you could make it great with your in depth narrations. Keep up the great content and I look forward that is to be posted

  • @AmazingLube
    @AmazingLube Před 3 lety +5

    14:06 Ah yes, the famous "Become Unreal Engine 3" shout. A classic.

    • @mogenoof
      @mogenoof Před rokem

      ahh, i think you mean the "become earl" shout

  • @torumizuki
    @torumizuki Před 4 lety +102

    Can you beat skyrim with a bow
    But your view distance is set to the lowest setting.

  • @quietveg
    @quietveg Před 4 lety +141

    you should do a "can you beat oblivion with only a (blank)"

    • @seprithlicastia463
      @seprithlicastia463 Před 4 lety +7

      I keep hoping he will branch out a bit and do Oblivion, too.

    • @christiaanprinsloo8951
      @christiaanprinsloo8951 Před 4 lety +14

      actually playing through the torment that is Oblivion is a challenge in itself

    • @unevenelephant469
      @unevenelephant469 Před 4 lety +9

      Can you beat Oblivion with only the stupid fucking imp that follows you everywhere.

    • @dirpyturtle69
      @dirpyturtle69 Před 4 lety +5

      Christiaan Prinsloo oblivion is way better than Skyrim because it has quests other than go here kill this and then bring me this

    • @wizzy5702
      @wizzy5702 Před 4 lety +1

      Dirpy Turtle but does that make it “better”? I don’t think that’s a good enough argument... I think they are equally as good

  • @_ilyl3
    @_ilyl3 Před 2 lety +1

    0:28 the glitched wagon is just priceless!

  • @LeniAnnorlunda
    @LeniAnnorlunda Před 4 lety

    The BEST commentary I've ever heard. Just found out about this particular video. I LOVE IT. Good job 👌

  • @seprithlicastia463
    @seprithlicastia463 Před 4 lety +16

    Really liked this one; the soup-strat letting you near infinitely bash a target actually means there is some genuine value to the torch as a weapon. Great work!

  • @dankusmelankus8060
    @dankusmelankus8060 Před 4 lety +478

    Joe day is coming. Read my bio. Grow. Make accounts. We shall worship joe. All hail joe

  • @ragtagdb97
    @ragtagdb97 Před 3 lety +4

    I have never heard it called "kooking" but I often use my fireproof vessel to heat items so as to break them down into more sustaining and edible creations.

  • @aleckushmerek1757
    @aleckushmerek1757 Před 4 lety +42

    Holy shit dude! There's an article about you on PC Gamer.
    Edit: Oh no way, you're all over the place dude! I think this is your big break!!!

  • @MexicanfNinja
    @MexicanfNinja Před 4 lety +36

    I just saw the video of the dog abuser and heard the joke.
    Noice.

  • @amartinez97
    @amartinez97 Před 4 lety +45

    "opens console"
    "player.setav stamina 700"
    Now all will feel the wrath of the Torch!

  • @jenhead7750
    @jenhead7750 Před 4 lety

    I have a family holiday at benidorm every year which I hate I watch these in my hotel room when my anxiety is through the roof. Thank you xx

  • @Deffinnition
    @Deffinnition Před 4 lety +2

    You killed Paarthurnax? YOU MONSTER!

  • @karp9984
    @karp9984 Před 4 lety +33

    Just as I thought no more could be done, you did it again.

    • @68idl
      @68idl Před 4 lety +1

      I swear this madman is going to try to beat Skyrim/Fallout without hands and eyes

  • @othername5426
    @othername5426 Před 4 lety +46

    Soup is inevitable.
    Edit: only one bucket?!

  • @taw8796
    @taw8796 Před 3 lety +2

    0:10
    And then theres me, who attacks with my bare fists

  • @bousher7
    @bousher7 Před 3 lety

    Thank you so much for having subtitles on your videos

  • @Im-_-Brenden
    @Im-_-Brenden Před 4 lety +3

    1:40 before you go to riverwood, the embershard mine that is on that path has torches that you can pick up in it.

  • @Anth-ul8pf
    @Anth-ul8pf Před 4 lety +72

    No one:
    Mitten Squad:Lets beat a dragon to death with a torch!

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON Před 4 lety

      Pretty badass, tbh.

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 Před 4 lety +2

      It's like fighting a house fire with a fucking thimble of water.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON Před 4 lety +1

      @@starlight4649 and winning!

    • @221Prohunter
      @221Prohunter Před 4 lety +2

      This meme format sucks, stop using it

    • @Anth-ul8pf
      @Anth-ul8pf Před 4 lety

      @@221Prohunter tHiS m3Me fOrmAt SuCkS stOp uSiNg iT

  • @gunnersmith543
    @gunnersmith543 Před 4 lety +1

    I’m glad I found this video after figuring out how to attack with a torch on my own. Which totally wasn’t after over 3000 hours of play or anything

  • @Arelia39
    @Arelia39 Před 4 lety

    Ggwp... You're a legend indeed... the commentary is very funny and I like it... Great video... Keep up the good work...

  • @charlesvlcek1098
    @charlesvlcek1098 Před 4 lety +29

    Can you beat Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga without dying/taking any damage?

  • @cookiebombcasualemail5284
    @cookiebombcasualemail5284 Před 4 lety +47

    Can you beat Fallout: New Vegas with only the Archimedes II?

    • @UAV6362
      @UAV6362 Před 4 lety

      Or LAER.

    • @tunnelsnake420
      @tunnelsnake420 Před 4 lety +1

      The hardest part would be getting it online, from there I imagine it's smooth sailing

    • @cookiebombcasualemail5284
      @cookiebombcasualemail5284 Před 4 lety

      @@tunnelsnake420 *laughs in getting attacked by chairman thugs*

    • @seprithlicastia463
      @seprithlicastia463 Před 4 lety

      Maybe combine this with a no Speech challenge. Otherwise, you would just speech check everything.

  • @dharkbizkit
    @dharkbizkit Před 4 lety +1

    iam stunned that this works. when i read the title i was like: "well ok lets see how he managed to do that" then i realised that the games handles torched the same way as shields, which is kind of strange in the first place. granted, i never played vanilla skyrim, when i started, i used modding guides with combat overhaul mods and torches broke after taking a hit and i always thought that was vanilla behavior since it made sense. thats why ive been so cuirous on how you managed that, hence, the small disappointed about the unbreakable stunlock torch shield

  • @andrewjamesongray6388
    @andrewjamesongray6388 Před 4 lety

    I am so glad I found your channel, thank you for uploading such great videos :)

  • @drdreegzer
    @drdreegzer Před 4 lety +11

    15:30 Very up to date jokes you got there
    Would be a shame if someone...
    Spat on it

  • @pragmaticpuppy2715
    @pragmaticpuppy2715 Před 4 lety +3

    1:25 "I took advantage of Gurdur" Mah Man!

  • @vampnova4731
    @vampnova4731 Před 6 měsíci +3

    Never forget you rest in peace fork barbarian

  • @busdey1294
    @busdey1294 Před 4 lety +1

    I know that it may be pointless but the bandit outlaw in the Bleak Falls Barrow puzzle room will be killed by the arrows from the puzzle if he isn't interacted with, and Arvel will be killed by drauger if you just let him run away.

  • @matthewsvoth9181
    @matthewsvoth9181 Před 4 lety +33

    I love how because he does these as quick as possible you can tell he isn't too familiar with some parts of the map.
    The mines right next too him, off Helgen, have so many torches.

  • @jarontavious
    @jarontavious Před 4 lety +20

    Emperor Nero would like to know your location.

  • @aphromite5449
    @aphromite5449 Před 2 lety

    In embershard mine, the first dungeon you can encounter which is right next to the guardian stones has numerous torches which you can get to with only needing to kill the bandit standing outside. I always do this because I usually do the thieves guild quest line early on so I keep the torch I take from here to burn the bee hives.

  • @malkeus6487
    @malkeus6487 Před 7 měsíci

    The wagon being behind you during character creation really drives home how glitchy that wagon ride was

  • @lyntonfleming
    @lyntonfleming Před 4 lety +21

    So, you know how items can do damage if thrown hard enough?
    Can you beat Skyrim with only a Bucket?

  • @aldoiannarella711
    @aldoiannarella711 Před 4 lety +16

    Do “Can you beat Lego Star Wars without taking damage”

  • @travelkingable
    @travelkingable Před 3 lety +3

    Between killing Paarthurnax and siding with the Stormcloaks at every turn I guess you were roleplaying as a Warcriminal while doing this run.

  • @nicks_wild_life
    @nicks_wild_life Před 2 lety +2

    I've always liked using torches along with a sword, it makes me feel like Aragorn fighting the Nazgul.