Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?

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  • čas přidán 17. 03. 2019
  • There are many different ways to play through Skyrim: Archery, Stealth, Magic, Swords, Hammers, the list goes on and on. Of course, when you consider the fact that you’re playing as a legendary hero who battles an almost primordial evil, there’s one weapon that doesn’t really fit in with all the rest. Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?
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    Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?? (in text form)
    The first part of any Skyrim playthrough is waking up and realizing that you’re riding towards your death. This is where things took a strange turn. There was something off. I just couldn’t put my finger on exactly what it was. You might consider this bad, but I think otherwise. How often you do you get to do barrel rolls in a wooden cart being pulled by a horse?
    Things settled down, we arrived in Helgen, and it was time to create my character. This doesn’t matter all that much. I chose an Orc as my race because they’re my preferred race. Yeah, that’s right, I’m an orc-supremacist. Don’t like it? Tough cookies. Also they’ve got Berserker Rage which will come in handy later. The dragon arrived, I escaped to Helgen Keep, got my hands cut, and the game begins. Believe it or not, there are 2 kinds of Forks in Skyrim. Utensils and Weapons. The utensil forks are relatively common. The weapon forks are not. And there’s no way to know which is which until you pick it up and look in your inventory. But that’s okay because more important than forks is the bucket on the table. It will make a fine addition to my collection.
    Alright, let’s real quickly go over a few things about this run. This is a Fork Only Playthrough, which means I can only attack enemies with a fork, that doesn’t mean I can’t wear armor, use shield to block attacks, or use spells to heal myself. An enemy must only be damaged by a fork. The only other way is if they set off traps and damage themselves. But that’s akin to an NPC running off a cliff, it’s not really something I have any control over.
    Back to the game, avoiding the enemies in Helgen Keep wasn’t all that difficult. I looted stuff, found another bucket, taunted the bear, realized bears are shockingly quick, escaped the cave, activated a Stone, swam with the fishies, and was off to Riverwood. There I sold most of my stuff to the Riverwood Trader, obviously kept my 5 buckets, and the search for a fork begins. According to the Wiki, there are only a handful of weapon forks in the entire game, including DLCs. One of which is near High Hrothgar, so that’s where I was going.
    Normally you would take the 17 steps up there, but I’m stubborn and refuse to adhere to social norms, so I’m not going to take the steps. I’m going on a mountain climbing adventure! The initial journey to the base of the mountain was pretty easy. A little ways up the mountain it started to rain, and nothing makes climbing a snowy mountain easier than freezing rain and lightning. I continued climbing. Then I climbed some more. After successfully climbing for a few minutes, I rewarded myself with more climbing. About 10 minutes later I arrived at High Hrothgar.
    The fork is located beyond the courtyard, and the front door is locked. Unfortunate. Luckily, I just thinking about how cool it would be to go mountain climbing, so I took the easy path to the courtyard by going around the temple. Master Ernie didn’t have much to say to me. But the fork was now closer to my possession than ever before. I watched a tutorial and discovered that it would be harder than I previously thought to get aforkmentioned utensil. I must pass the chilly breeze of mild discomfort after which I would find my treasure beneath a wooden bridge.
    ...
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Komentáře • 7K

  • @MittenSquad
    @MittenSquad  Před 5 lety +3491

    To all the people who are asking why the thumbnail says "Without Only A Fork", it doesn't, at least not on my end (i.imgur.com/o1XYj3y.jpg). The first thumbnail I uploaded did say "Without Only A Fork", but I fixed it within 20 minutes of when the video was released. CZcams is just being a gigantic cunt, as usual, and seems to not want to update it for anyone besides me.

    • @Deathwindgames
      @Deathwindgames Před 5 lety +35

      Its fine for me lol

    • @shiishaw12
      @shiishaw12 Před 5 lety +15

      Why do you charge 52.91 Canadian $ + taxes and fees for a fleece blanket? Seems like a massive rip off

    • @julianx2rl
      @julianx2rl Před 5 lety +12

      Well, the typo did make me click the video.
      So... there's that.

    • @MittenSquad
      @MittenSquad  Před 5 lety +139

      I have the blanket listed at $39.99 USD, which is 53.77 Canadian Dollars. The default price Teespring has for fleece blankets is $54.99 USD or 73.94 Canadian Dollars. According to Teespring, I’m making $1.24 per blanket sold while it’s listed at $39.99 USD. It might be a rip-off, but I couldn’t list it for much lower than what it’s listed for now.

    • @shiishaw12
      @shiishaw12 Před 5 lety +39

      @@MittenSquad ok thanks for getting back to me on that. I guess teespring gets most of the profit

  • @gabefawcett4245
    @gabefawcett4245 Před 7 měsíci +914

    What’s so sad is that this video is now a historical artifact. A monument to the humor and creativity of its late creator. And we the community shall always protect it to honor its creator. Rest easy Friend, you will be missed.

    • @ujjita7350
      @ujjita7350 Před 7 měsíci +18

      one of the most profound comments i have seen ever, indeed you will be missed,

    • @bigbenhgy
      @bigbenhgy Před 6 měsíci +2

      RIP

    • @gallusdomesticus5478
      @gallusdomesticus5478 Před 6 měsíci +19

      RIP. I’m in a similar situation and his passing has really motivated me to cut back big time on my drinking. He was only 3 years older than me. Rest easy friend. I hope you’re in a better place.

    • @muhammedalitoya1505
      @muhammedalitoya1505 Před 6 měsíci

      ​​@@gallusdomesticus5478 not worth quitting imo. just keep slamming. bonus points if you become the new shoenice

    • @prolapsdrektem9264
      @prolapsdrektem9264 Před 6 měsíci +5

      He just posted an update a month ago on the community tab in his channel denying his death rumors
      Edit:scratch that. Found out he passed right after that update

  • @jeremyhebert5325
    @jeremyhebert5325 Před 7 měsíci +429

    "Todd Howard. Even in death, you've found a way to fuck me" goes hard rn. RIP

  • @StickmanCorp
    @StickmanCorp Před 4 lety +4316

    You should have enchanted the fork with "Health Absorb" and use it to eat your enemies.

    • @aub2291
      @aub2291 Před 4 lety +219

      Actually that’s a smart idea

    • @safariknight3239
      @safariknight3239 Před 4 lety +108

      That's useful and funny..

    • @GrubbusHubbus
      @GrubbusHubbus Před 4 lety +65

      Ight. *clap* imma do that when I get to climbing High Hrothgar.

    • @randomnuke4005
      @randomnuke4005 Před 4 lety +44

      *the greybeards want to know your location*

    • @zetokaiba5867
      @zetokaiba5867 Před 3 lety +19

      @@randomnuke4005 Lmao as if they'll get off their old dusty asses💀

  • @Call_Me_Cargo
    @Call_Me_Cargo Před 7 měsíci +57

    Man, it sucks that we won't get any new quips and jokes while taking on bizarre and entertaining challenges. I hope you're at peace.
    RIP and thank you for all the amazing content you've provided to your community. I'm happy to have been a part of it.

  • @antivire
    @antivire Před 5 lety +6569

    Missed opportunity to name your fork wielding orc... Forc

    • @H20No
      @H20No Před 5 lety +186

      Shit I named my orc that when I did this challenge thinking I was being so clever and unique

    • @AstralSys.
      @AstralSys. Před 5 lety +93

      Nah, name him Ork.

    • @darkmagicgaming2496
      @darkmagicgaming2496 Před 4 lety +79

      I don't know who you are but I already fucking hate you

    • @Renorick1
      @Renorick1 Před 4 lety +15

      Cue laugh track:
      czcams.com/video/iYVO5bUFww0/video.html

    • @jamespufle8802
      @jamespufle8802 Před 4 lety +7

      I never ever ever like comments .. this is my first

  • @Starcather303
    @Starcather303 Před 5 lety +8177

    You've heard of Dog with a Blog
    Now get ready for
    Orc with a Fork

  • @azzyolson5631
    @azzyolson5631 Před 7 měsíci +128

    The first video of his I ever watched. It felt right to come back for a well deserved visit. Rest in Peace Joseph.

  • @vwlssnvwls3262
    @vwlssnvwls3262 Před 4 lety +1428

    The first time I played Skyrim, after creating my character, there was a horse's ass covering most of the screen while they were talking about who I was. I was like "why did they have the game like this?" When I told my daughter, she just laughed and said "it's not supposed to do that". So I created another character, she was right, but I kind of missed that horse then.

    • @carlosnieve1225
      @carlosnieve1225 Před 4 lety +291

      I think ”it’s not supposed to do that” is an appropriate subtitle for every Bethesda game.

    • @SnootDoot
      @SnootDoot Před 3 lety +45

      I had hadvar replaced with a horse,a HORSE was standing where hadvar was and blocked my character customisation screen,I ended picking a argonian with no muscles,male,no eyeballs and orange hair,I deleted that character.

    • @DanF5264
      @DanF5264 Před 3 lety +13

      I once had a similar glitch, except the horse was standing next to Hadvar, and he didn't block the CC(Character Creation) screen.

    • @nedimmrsic2173
      @nedimmrsic2173 Před 3 lety +6

      It just works

    • @Hujecokk
      @Hujecokk Před 2 lety +13

      My horse was moved too close to Lokir when he was shot, thus having said horse running straight to me, making for a hilarious freezeframe.
      After I was done, all the npc's attacked the horse, ruining all animations making the stormcloak soldier never die, making the game break.

  • @moswaggy
    @moswaggy Před 4 lety +5776

    “Video games cause violence”
    Mitten Squad: *leaves broom so bucket won’t be lonely*

    • @irobelos1286
      @irobelos1286 Před 4 lety +25

      Loves it

    • @samuellorenzoni2881
      @samuellorenzoni2881 Před 4 lety +48

      What a hero

    • @50shadesof_jamesgray
      @50shadesof_jamesgray Před 4 lety +74

      (then proceeds to stab the rest of skyrim) (kills an evil dragon) but he so lovingly droped all his buckets to thank the friendly dragon

    • @bobtheboneboy6531
      @bobtheboneboy6531 Před 4 lety +63

      "some red bitch started whacking me with her hammer, so i stuck my fork in her spine"

    • @kaazdov2536
      @kaazdov2536 Před 4 lety +14

      also mitten squad: murder hobos with forks

  • @TheBRyceUnknown
    @TheBRyceUnknown Před 5 lety +1951

    "Killed some draugr because someone said I couldn't"
    Skyrim in a nutshell

    • @Paragon--bm1lp
      @Paragon--bm1lp Před 5 lety +24

      And they were waiting for a whole Regiment of imperial soldiers to clear that hole. I laughed.

    • @CapybaraEnthusiast882
      @CapybaraEnthusiast882 Před 5 lety +10

      Literally heard him say that as I read this. Reeeee

    • @imablock16
      @imablock16 Před 5 lety +1

      Hold my mead

  • @TwizslurD
    @TwizslurD Před 6 měsíci +31

    We need Paul in ES6. Running around the map, fork in hand, taking every bucket in the game.

  • @MegaKat
    @MegaKat Před 7 měsíci +121

    Thank you for all the laughs, man. I still howl at "he hit like a dead baby." I hope you're at peace.

  • @cking4869
    @cking4869 Před 5 lety +1095

    One time I saw a town guard get an execution on a dragon, kill it, then walk away like nothing had happened.

    • @evanhamlett6350
      @evanhamlett6350 Před 5 lety +110

      CKing just Nords being badass

    • @kalebsasser4740
      @kalebsasser4740 Před 4 lety +172

      Well, that guy used to be an adventurer like you, ya know.

    • @mrboop8905
      @mrboop8905 Před 4 lety +46

      @@kalebsasser4740 I wonder what happened

    • @taxevader387
      @taxevader387 Před 4 lety +87

      @@mrboop8905 i dunno, probably something involving a ranged weapon

    • @jatisoem7472
      @jatisoem7472 Před 4 lety +142

      It would be hilarious if you interacting him after he has killing dragon and he says "my cousin out there fighting dragon. And what do I get? Guard duty."

  • @LoganSuriano
    @LoganSuriano Před 5 lety +1229

    “But I did get to see Esbern unlock his door”
    *doesn’t show us*

    • @gracefool
      @gracefool Před 5 lety +50

      @@TheHermesLP triggering a random bug isn't earning any more than winning lotto.

    • @theprofessor3339
      @theprofessor3339 Před 4 lety +3

      @@gracefool /tcl

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs Před 4 lety +27

      He did show you, there is no animation for esbern unlocking the door, as youre not meant to see him do it

    • @icarusswitkes986
      @icarusswitkes986 Před 4 lety

      czcams.com/video/kXRFpwYTask/video.html

    • @Spiralsquare212
      @Spiralsquare212 Před 4 lety

      I mean he said he did not that he would show it

  • @Rob77niner
    @Rob77niner Před 4 lety +372

    “I had to past through the wind of mild discomfort”
    The corner: *Quicksaving...*

    • @alexisg.7312
      @alexisg.7312 Před 3 lety +17

      "The wind of mostly extreme discomfort unless with quicksaving"

  • @eyoshinthemaximum
    @eyoshinthemaximum Před 4 lety +3302

    “There are many ways to play the game: Stealth Archer, Stealth Archer, Stealth Archer, so many options”

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 Před 4 lety +289

      Stealth archer is basically just a point and click adventure game. Real men play spell sword

    • @xChaosFlower
      @xChaosFlower Před 4 lety +61

      Effectively Modded Mage all the way

    • @katsu6934
      @katsu6934 Před 4 lety +37

      My fav is modded mage with a spell that instant kills enemies on legendary

    • @eyoshinthemaximum
      @eyoshinthemaximum Před 4 lety +10

      1k subs With no vids you don’t have 1k subs

    • @zetokaiba5867
      @zetokaiba5867 Před 3 lety +8

      @@eyoshinthemaximum It's been 7 years too 😂

  • @stako-5thetakencorruptedhu679
    @stako-5thetakencorruptedhu679 Před 5 lety +2220

    11:09 Is there any particular reason there is a giant on that dragon

    • @NachoBran_CandyCabbage
      @NachoBran_CandyCabbage Před 5 lety +285

      wtf I kinda want this to be a real enemy in the game lol

    • @joebiscit
      @joebiscit Před 4 lety +52

      I was just gonna say...

    • @arphos8328
      @arphos8328 Před 4 lety +312

      Their sexual preferences are none of our goddamn business, and I'll thank you to let it be.

    • @liptonicetea1813
      @liptonicetea1813 Před 4 lety +111

      He’s Vibin leave him alone

    • @Tmlittle1985
      @Tmlittle1985 Před 4 lety +73

      The giant got tired of mammoths

  • @katekatekate518
    @katekatekate518 Před 5 lety +2138

    It could be worse.
    But actually it couldn’t.
    Because the Fork does 1 fucking damage.
    I died when he said that.

  • @Sevendayz25
    @Sevendayz25 Před 7 měsíci +34

    RIP mitten, this was my first video I watched. Will miss ya.

  • @thedarkones2226
    @thedarkones2226 Před 7 měsíci +25

    Rest in peace Paul your videos will be cherished for years thank you for making my childhood ❤

  • @TheGeoCheese
    @TheGeoCheese Před 5 lety +1182

    “Somewhere, there is a befuddled knight fighting with his dinner fork” ~Dragon Age Origins

    • @sinnithael7707
      @sinnithael7707 Před 4 lety +44

      Wait, i have over 1000+ hours in Dragon age Origins and i swear to god i can remember Something but, pls tell me who Said that!

    • @dagothargaming965
      @dagothargaming965 Před 4 lety +60

      Its the description of a sword stolen from a Messenger in Ostagar

    • @elissacousland8136
      @elissacousland8136 Před 4 lety +59

      Urgh, seeing someone not from 5 years ago commenting about Dragon Age: Origins makes me so happy.

    • @elissacousland8136
      @elissacousland8136 Před 4 lety +14

      @Scheffelmeier As if you need to tell _me_ that. It's my favouritest game ever, hence my CZcams channel's name haha. Shame the franchise is so underrated compared to other RPG games like The Witcher series and Elder Scrolls series.

    • @elissacousland8136
      @elissacousland8136 Před 4 lety +4

      @Scheffelmeier Queen of Ferelden sounds about right ;) (on my canon playthrough, anyhow-Maker knows how much I've played the games). And you too, Warden-Commander/Champion of Kirkwall/Inquisitor! (or whichever you'd prefer)

  • @illlegal4579
    @illlegal4579 Před 5 lety +2197

    I wonder how this game will age after a few years
    2019: _Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?_

    • @mycontentistrash1243
      @mycontentistrash1243 Před 5 lety +9

      ill legal like wine

    • @devshah2939
      @devshah2939 Před 5 lety +15

      @@mycontentistrash1243 skooma*

    • @MrTroll145
      @MrTroll145 Před 5 lety +14

      @@devshah2939 Greetings, brother. You look weary. I have something to help you relax, if you're interested. The finest skooma, the sweetest moon sugar. At a fair price, of course.

    • @Maveryik
      @Maveryik Před 5 lety +1

      my friend did not believe me about the forks haha i win old buddy

    • @lenny1247
      @lenny1247 Před 5 lety +1

      Aged to perfection

  • @-blank-1176
    @-blank-1176 Před 7 měsíci +19

    Rest in peace Paul. Thank you for all of the good memories, I’m glad you’re at peace after suffering for so long❤

  • @abraxisgames9800
    @abraxisgames9800 Před 4 lety +249

    "He hit like a dead baby, but could take a stern poke" my favourite quote now

  • @Adloquiem
    @Adloquiem Před 5 lety +1256

    11:07 is no one going to mention the man riding the dragon

    • @dylanmcbryde3948
      @dylanmcbryde3948 Před 5 lety +229

      lol it's actually a giant, there's some bug where they both spawn in the same spot and then the giant hitches a ride until he falls off

    • @lunaticweeb250
      @lunaticweeb250 Před 5 lety +14

      lmao

    • @mrbarefootbogan6254
      @mrbarefootbogan6254 Před 5 lety +153

      @Dylan McBryde a Giant riding a Dragon while a Psychopath kills everything with a fork.... Only in Skyrim.

    • @Alexei1950
      @Alexei1950 Před 5 lety +52

      Just a normal day in skyrim

    • @moonflowerpalace3872
      @moonflowerpalace3872 Před 5 lety +28

      @@Alexei1950 Honestly a Giant Dragon Rider would be epic, he can swoop down and hit you into the skybox!

  • @DiscordOfDave
    @DiscordOfDave Před 5 lety +755

    11:09 We just gonna ignore that madlad surfing on a dragon?

    • @ralsyisscared4283
      @ralsyisscared4283 Před 5 lety +55

      holy arceus what a mad lad

    • @kellerssongs
      @kellerssongs Před 5 lety +4

      Yea

    • @SuperBenathon
      @SuperBenathon Před 5 lety +26

      By the Nine Devines!

    • @wattamugen4055
      @wattamugen4055 Před 5 lety +11

      I had the same bug happen to me at almost the same place. At this point i dont know if its a bug ot a feature

    • @jglez96jg
      @jglez96jg Před 5 lety +3

      I was about to point this out too Hahahaha some DBZ type stuff

  • @terrific4715
    @terrific4715 Před 4 lety +592

    "Yo can I have some sweetrolls?"
    "Only a forkfull"
    "pulls out a comically large fork"
    "A comically large fork!"

  • @mikimomo97
    @mikimomo97 Před 4 lety +91

    3:18 “a-fork-mentioned utensil”
    Honestly I’ve seen this 4 times and just now picked that pun up
    Mitten you damn genius you

  • @arjunkakru8492
    @arjunkakru8492 Před 5 lety +1216

    Fork? You mean
    SOUP SPOON OF YGRASMOR

    • @chrismckercher9879
      @chrismckercher9879 Před 5 lety +93

      Ysgramor ate his soup with a knife, you milk drinker

    • @jackdaniels1749
      @jackdaniels1749 Před 4 lety +2

      @@christopheredwards9904 how is it pronounced?

    • @originalname8541
      @originalname8541 Před 4 lety +2

      @@jackdaniels1749 idk

    • @endigolikesarson
      @endigolikesarson Před 4 lety +2

      @@chrismckercher9879 weak boned wise guy

    • @Alt__Amy
      @Alt__Amy Před 4 lety +2

      Christopher Edwards it’s not that deep man....they’re jokes...Jesus

  • @amnopp
    @amnopp Před 5 lety +1990

    John Wick : I killed 3 men with a pencil.
    Dragonborn : Cool. but can you kill legendary dragons and rule Skyrim with a fork?

    • @moilar7985
      @moilar7985 Před 5 lety +76

      Wait. 3 people with _a_ pencil, or with _the same pencil?_ Without it breaking? Truly impressive, then.
      What kind of pencil?

    • @MizantropMan
      @MizantropMan Před 5 lety +35

      @@moilar7985 Mechanical one with medium-hard filling is my personal favourite.

    • @MizantropMan
      @MizantropMan Před 5 lety +10

      @λppealing_to_the_Masses "... And that's only Monday!"

    • @bultronlagore2095
      @bultronlagore2095 Před 5 lety +15

      To mention John Wick And Skyrim in the same comment is blasphemy!! John Wick??? You couldn’t think of anyone cooler than John Wick??🤦‍♂️ Those movies are freaking horrible!! You must be a kid with horrible taste in movies.

    • @tugraaktas5099
      @tugraaktas5099 Před 5 lety +26

      @@bultronlagore2095 ummm WTF?

  • @cameronmynhier2628
    @cameronmynhier2628 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Rest in peace, Paul. You were so loved and will be missed by so many.

  • @nagisa3523
    @nagisa3523 Před 5 měsíci +6

    Honestly
    I’ve shed a tear for Paul, will miss him and his videos was a good content creator guy was gone to soon

  • @TheMothdemon
    @TheMothdemon Před 5 lety +566

    Ah yes the legend of the Dinnerborn

    • @xenon7232
      @xenon7232 Před 5 lety +42

      *wears Namria's ring and wields a fork*
      *A bandit runs up to you and you whip out your fork and say:*
      Dragonborn: Thank you Namria for this delicious meal you have provided me

    • @klauser9779
      @klauser9779 Před 5 lety +7

      Born appetit

    • @Diego_Covre
      @Diego_Covre Před 5 lety +2

      @@klauser9779 Dragonbone Apple Tea

  • @Lucky-sq3ky
    @Lucky-sq3ky Před 5 lety +148

    I love how this guy could say ANYTHING casually without laughing
    "He hit like a dead bably, but could take a stern poke with a fork better than expected"

  • @Morgan_Rt
    @Morgan_Rt Před 7 měsíci +6

    Rest in peace, Paul. Thank you for the memories and the smiles even when i thought i couldnt find any for myself. I hope wherever you are, you are healthy and happy, unburdened by your addiction.

  • @jacob9910
    @jacob9910 Před 6 měsíci +7

    Thank you for all the laughs Paul/Joseph. I’m sure you’ll find all the buckets you want now. Rest easy

  • @hoovy2319
    @hoovy2319 Před 4 lety +964

    11:08
    Everyone: *upset about not seeing Esbern unlock his door*
    Me: *In awe of the giant riding a dragon*

    • @jacqirius
      @jacqirius Před 4 lety +25

      Absolute unit

    • @commandercody7693
      @commandercody7693 Před 3 lety +1

      General Grievous lol

    • @Kiblia
      @Kiblia Před 3 lety +15

      Giant:rides dragon
      Me: well i didnt expect that. But to be fair i didnt expect anything so that doesnt count.

    • @haroldbalzac6894
      @haroldbalzac6894 Před 3 lety +9

      I had to replay that part 5 times to make sure that is what I saw.

  • @larzanthony2275
    @larzanthony2275 Před 5 lety +724

    8:50 throwing some shade on MxR mods hahahaha

    • @NoirSSG
      @NoirSSG Před 5 lety +90

      Dang was gonna make this comment but you beat me to it, also I started laughing because I knew instantly who he was talking about.

    • @ineffabletryx6528
      @ineffabletryx6528 Před 5 lety +75

      I like that he added “because I have some respect” like being a mod reviewer was the second worst thing you could do, second only to adding tits in the thumbnail.

    • @DecoOnYT
      @DecoOnYT Před 5 lety +3

      I wrote my comment before I read this and now I'm mad

    • @SA80TAGE
      @SA80TAGE Před 5 lety +4

      threw some shade at t-series fans too lol

    • @bullyrag
      @bullyrag Před 5 lety +6

      Samur/Aye that’s dead lol

  • @beforegrim
    @beforegrim Před 7 měsíci +9

    rest in peace this was my introduxtion to your channel

  • @sheriffpenguin5666
    @sheriffpenguin5666 Před 4 lety +125

    11:08
    *Are we just gonna ignore the giant riding the dragon?*

  • @dsend_
    @dsend_ Před 5 lety +963

    I have like 500 hours in Skyrim and I haven't even seen a weapon fork yet

  • @twan14_
    @twan14_ Před 5 lety +517

    Me: Wonders why mitten hasn’t posted a video for a while
    Mitten: Can you beat Skyrim with only a fork?

    • @NoFaceShiba
      @NoFaceShiba Před 5 lety +5

      it says without on thumbnail

    • @TheJunky228
      @TheJunky228 Před 5 lety +3

      @@NoFaceShiba that error is what made me even check out the video lol

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs Před 5 lety +1

      just goes to show you how much of a challenge it is

  • @yo_imarat8189
    @yo_imarat8189 Před 4 lety +150

    “I have enchanted this fork with fire damage”
    *THE SPIFFING BRIT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

    • @SatanasExMachina
      @SatanasExMachina Před 3 lety +8

      Fork only is broken!

    • @_b_moll
      @_b_moll Před 3 lety +9

      @@SatanasExMachina Skyrim is a completely balanced game with no exploits.

    • @SatanasExMachina
      @SatanasExMachina Před 3 lety +2

      @@_b_moll Indubitably.

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat Před 3 lety +4

      I think I'm having the sudden urge to have a cup of tea...

    • @_b_moll
      @_b_moll Před 3 lety +3

      @@OlaftheGreat THE POWER OF YORKSHIRE TEA

  • @lucasmorris9639
    @lucasmorris9639 Před 7 měsíci +11

    Rip to this legend. You'll be missed mitten squad

  • @_Enigmatic_
    @_Enigmatic_ Před 5 lety +656

    "He hit like a dead baby"
    My new favorite insult

    • @hehhehehohohoe8807
      @hehhehehohohoe8807 Před 5 lety +6

      Let's just hope it wasn't a necromorph. These dead babies hit like TNT.

    • @ExodusTheProphet
      @ExodusTheProphet Před 5 lety

      @Joshua Gerberchill Gerber baby

    • @extremepredudice
      @extremepredudice Před 5 lety +3

      Actually dead babies can hit quite hard. Provided you grip by an ankle and use an overhead swing. Works with live babies too but its not ideal as they tend to squirm somewhat. On the first swing anyways.

    • @ke9146
      @ke9146 Před 5 lety

      @@extremepredudice you so edgy xDDDDD

  • @eKSe1337
    @eKSe1337 Před 5 lety +718

    So we are just going to ignore the giant riding a dragon at 11:07

    • @octaviosuarez3511
      @octaviosuarez3511 Před 5 lety +58

      Bruhhh that shif was hilarious i was checking the comments to see if any1 mentioned it

    • @totaldestruction152
      @totaldestruction152 Před 5 lety +35

      Don't worry about it.

    • @ValkenRuler
      @ValkenRuler Před 5 lety +10

      Yeah

    • @darklegend1593
      @darklegend1593 Před 5 lety +17

      I had to rewind to make sure I wasn't tripping

    • @aSipOfHemlocktea
      @aSipOfHemlocktea Před 5 lety +24

      what if I told you I have seen that in unmodded? A Dagron flew down the giant ran up and stepped on his wing trying to get me and the Dagron flew back into the sky. strongmad ftw.

  • @joshuagarz7003
    @joshuagarz7003 Před 6 měsíci +6

    We'll miss you Fork Barbarian.

  • @AdventurersAlmanac
    @AdventurersAlmanac Před 6 měsíci +4

    My Fork Barbarian and Nuclear Fork Barbarian plushies are two of my most treasures possessions. Doubly so now. Your videos brought so much joy. I'm glad they'll always be here, even if you are not.

  • @snacksquatch1684
    @snacksquatch1684 Před 5 lety +684

    This is trending on gaming and is the only nonfortnite video, God bless you Mitten Squad

    • @SS2LP
      @SS2LP Před 5 lety +4

      Snacks Quatch a couple non fortnite videos now but still dominated unfortunately. Game will die eventually

    • @elvieja1278
      @elvieja1278 Před 5 lety +1

      I bet you watch Fortnite videos in secret

    • @joshd8427
      @joshd8427 Před 5 lety +4

      Kevin Y. but most of them do, leys be honest

    • @elvieja1278
      @elvieja1278 Před 5 lety

      Don't you fucking dare to talk shit about Fortnite, Fortnite is the best game ever

    • @heretic117
      @heretic117 Před 5 lety +1

      @@joshd8427 Not most, all.

  • @weskintime4177
    @weskintime4177 Před 5 lety +2365

    How about beating it with only telekinesis and a bucket (thrown with telekinesis does tiny damage). If you did this outrageous request, I would be overjoyed.
    Edit: please stop replying that he did it. Literally the moment it was uploaded I watched it.

    • @user-pq8pp4pq9o
      @user-pq8pp4pq9o Před 5 lety +120

      not that hard, when you have good sneak skill and gear for alteration + sneak
      Best ammo for it.
      #1 Cauldron (best dmg. + best anti projectile shield :P)
      #2 Centurion dynamo core (good dmg.)
      #3 Cast iron pot (good dmg. - mobility) better to throw few of them at once
      Btw. you can lift ppl using telekinesis and proper item ( good for assassination)

    • @90lancaster
      @90lancaster Před 5 lety +46

      Telekinesis and forks (the eating kind) ?
      Though I guess just telekinesis period would be quite difficult - but lets say you can only use forks from your inventory or in-game objects.

    • @wanamingo4961
      @wanamingo4961 Před 5 lety +9

      This is a genius idea

    • @averagezombie2116
      @averagezombie2116 Před 5 lety +5

      Medivantical no life like at all😂

    • @lee6283
      @lee6283 Před 5 lety +1

      @@user-pq8pp4pq9o that sounds really hard

  • @QNAAJTUJPRWJSGEZLPXYECAZFHODYW

    "Did the classic party prank of dropping a pie on someone's face, and stealing the food"
    well who would've expect that

  • @Angus316
    @Angus316 Před 7 měsíci +4

    This is my favourite video that you've made, and it made me happy, RIP Mitten Squad, You're an angel now😢

  • @ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer
    @ShirleyCurryTheOlderGamer Před 5 lety +821

    This was so funny! Great job!!! Loved your commentary!!! lol

  • @maddie-rq1tp
    @maddie-rq1tp Před 5 lety +834

    Is it bad I’ve never had a fork in my whole Skyrim game?

    • @n1tr0gaming11
      @n1tr0gaming11 Před 5 lety +49

      Niek Warnas weapon forks but there are more than 3 utensil forks

    • @NIgHTMaReFortyTwo
      @NIgHTMaReFortyTwo Před 5 lety +16

      Honeyside in Riften.

    • @manueltellez9460
      @manueltellez9460 Před 5 lety +30

      No, it's obviously because you are not worthy of such power

    • @mozugod8073
      @mozugod8073 Před 5 lety +10

      No,I've beat it over 10 times and have never had a fork.

    • @Shadowical
      @Shadowical Před 5 lety +1

      i've never had one either

  • @jordansteyn6912
    @jordansteyn6912 Před 7 měsíci +8

    Rest in peace Mitten

  • @ultichaos8317
    @ultichaos8317 Před 7 měsíci +6

    Came back to my favorite video to say goodbye.
    You will be missed!

  • @anhonestmistake8968
    @anhonestmistake8968 Před 5 lety +350

    Can you beat Skyrim without looting buckets? Possibly the hardest challenge...

    • @alexjarmola1155
      @alexjarmola1155 Před 5 lety +20

      Just loot baskets instead

    • @atomikdogg4331
      @atomikdogg4331 Před 5 lety +3

      @@alexjarmola1155 still a bucket

    • @jacobcain9008
      @jacobcain9008 Před 5 lety +2

      Just loot cheese.

    • @nicholasdoyle5350
      @nicholasdoyle5350 Před 5 lety +2

      AnHonestMistake impossible to do

    • @MittenSquad
      @MittenSquad  Před 5 lety +84

      A basket IS NOT a bucket. I'll thank you to take that blasphemous bullshit over to T-Series where they'll appreciate it.

  • @zelia.4117
    @zelia.4117 Před 5 lety +1107

    you named your character porky forky and i'm losing my mind

  • @stupidthefish4981
    @stupidthefish4981 Před 3 lety +13

    With one upgrade, he doubled his forks damage. That’s impressive

  • @beano9984
    @beano9984 Před 2 lety +8

    "It would be harder than previously thought to get a-fork-mentioned utensil" was brilliant.

  • @sugibudder
    @sugibudder Před 5 lety +498

    I kinda expected him to do the enchanting, alchemy smithing glitch and enchant fork with enough power to form a black hole.

    • @mrfluffsalot8587
      @mrfluffsalot8587 Před 5 lety +37

      @sugibudder He ain’t no _bitch_

    • @crispin-freeman
      @crispin-freeman Před 5 lety +18

      @@mrfluffsalot8587 Should have still done it after killing Alduin for the luls

    • @ardbeg4mercy247
      @ardbeg4mercy247 Před 5 lety +2

      My last playthrough I ran with a chaos & shock enchanted knife. Jesus. Are we STILL playing this game? Now I'm trying pure destruction offense.

    • @ardbeg4mercy247
      @ardbeg4mercy247 Před 5 lety +1

      @Victoria Carson ps3. Vanilla. And I dont know how to to the internets.

    • @sugibudder
      @sugibudder Před 5 lety +2

      Last time i played i had an addon that allowed 5 enchants per piece of equipment and some stronger armor and weapons, but i also had 2 mods that made the game more difficult and maxed difficulty.
      I remember doing some enchanting and making some RIDICILOUS gear, then running out to kill enemies and getting destroyed by a lion because the lions scaled with my level better than my gear did...

  • @braymann
    @braymann Před 5 lety +230

    For anyone wondering why he teleported into Esbern's room in the ratway, that's actually a glitch that's caused by loading a save in certain locations while having the fork equipped. The same thing happens in several shops and taverns throughout the world.
    You know, with how broken the fork is, it's almost like Bethesda didn't expect anyone to use it.

    • @kevinpeters9756
      @kevinpeters9756 Před 5 lety +3

      But teleporting into rooms doesn't seem like a unwanted glitch, I think it's like that in purpose

    • @eskimoassasin6764
      @eskimoassasin6764 Před 5 lety +15

      Its not a glitch it's a feature

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 Před 5 lety +28

      The fork was a dev tool. It's quick save/load feature is well known. You can get into all kinds of places you aren't meant to be by quicksaving holding the fork in front of a locked door, and then quick loading.

    • @ASSman864
      @ASSman864 Před 5 lety

      @@rich1051414 mind = molested

  • @Seenic69
    @Seenic69 Před 7 měsíci +7

    This is the first video i have watched and got me to subscribe immediately
    RIP you legend! You are the GOAT!

  • @jamesdean8260
    @jamesdean8260 Před 6 měsíci +3

    First video of his I ever saw. It had me cracking up so bad. It wasn't at all what I expected, it was so much better. I think the next was the wooden sword play through.
    His work has been so funny, clever, fascinating. I wondered how he could consistently be so verbally creative.
    I learned so much from him things I didn't know were possible, things that have improved my enjoyment of a hobby we shared.
    The world doesn't seem as bright, now. I hope he felt loved in the end.

  • @gaspo2880
    @gaspo2880 Před 4 lety +167

    "I also left a broom up there, because I didn't want my bucket to get lonely"- Mitten the New Bob Ross

  • @MasouShizuka
    @MasouShizuka Před 5 lety +192

    The journey to get the damn fork is more epic than any legendary unique weapon.

  • @jordangilbert8318
    @jordangilbert8318 Před 3 měsíci +2

    So crazy this was 5 years ago now. I remember eagerly waiting for this video to come out, rest easy Paul, you were one of the best.

  • @KarpetBurn
    @KarpetBurn Před 4 lety +120

    Maybe it's just my low standards, but I find him calling things by other things that sound similar hilarious.

    • @mrspy5736
      @mrspy5736 Před 3 lety +4

      Anything that makes ya laugh is good, cheer is going to be rare In the coming years I feel.

    • @voxxy2184
      @voxxy2184 Před 2 lety

      @@mrspy5736 this nigga sad as hell

  • @smithjohn4679
    @smithjohn4679 Před 5 lety +1517

    Can you beat CZcams with only a Demonetized channel?

  • @cosmicsoup-1763
    @cosmicsoup-1763 Před 5 lety +36

    *(Bandit walks up with a sword)* *(Orc turns around and pulls out a fork)*

  • @SmokeyJembe
    @SmokeyJembe Před 7 měsíci +6

    Rest in peace brother, may you go where you were destined❤

  • @raabm5292
    @raabm5292 Před 7 měsíci +5

    One of the first vids I watched. RIP. You were loved by many, and I hope you’ve found peace. Fuck.

  • @badconnectiongaming1416
    @badconnectiongaming1416 Před 5 lety +370

    "I was given a donkey"
    Yup, that sums up Lydia

  • @Testsubject276
    @Testsubject276 Před 5 lety +390

    "Dragonborn, you are the fiercest warrior in Skyrim... Please, tell us your secrets!"
    "Okay, first of all i poked everyone with a fork..."

  • @yo_its_rabbid
    @yo_its_rabbid Před 7 měsíci +8

    im really gonna miss you buddy

  • @akira4142
    @akira4142 Před 7 měsíci +6

    rip man this was one of my fav videos of yours

    • @jaredhass9254
      @jaredhass9254 Před 7 měsíci +2

      Mine too... Hope he's at peace... Just a terrible and sad situation

    • @akira4142
      @akira4142 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@jaredhass9254 he is in better place now don't worry man

  • @Funinyourgame
    @Funinyourgame Před 5 lety +173

    Spy: "This...is a bucket."
    Mitten: "dear god..."
    Spy: "There's more"
    Mitten: "No!"

    • @growlithekid1
      @growlithekid1 Před 5 lety +6

      And now I have to watch Expiration Date again

    • @catpat6694
      @catpat6694 Před 4 lety +2

      Spy:Does it say you want the bucket-
      Mitten:YES!!!

  • @kclink1579
    @kclink1579 Před 5 lety +365

    Can you beat Skyrim without only a fork???

    • @Mehv1
      @Mehv1 Před 5 lety +7

      Lol saw that

    • @Jesse__H
      @Jesse__H Před 5 lety +18

      Gosh ... maybe but ... it'd take forever, seeing as you'd be super over-encumbered carrying literally every single item in the game except a fork!! 😁

    • @lPsychoMax
      @lPsychoMax Před 5 lety +3

      Whoa, hardcore...
      He beating skyrim with a spoon!

    • @MittenSquad
      @MittenSquad  Před 5 lety +25

      I can't believe I missed that. Thanks.

    • @lPsychoMax
      @lPsychoMax Před 5 lety

      @Ghostey // Ghost YT aw spoilsport!

  • @aarzek
    @aarzek Před 7 měsíci +4

    Rest in peace, Mitten. Thank you for all the laughs and happiness ur videos have brought me in the brief time I have watched your content.

  • @SPARTANR81
    @SPARTANR81 Před 4 měsíci +5

    Someone needs to scale everest and leave a bucket and broom in honor of paul

  • @heartlesscapitalist5985
    @heartlesscapitalist5985 Před 5 lety +724

    8:51
    "I actually have some self-respect"
    > "Buy Fallout 76" in the description

    • @fa11outking777
      @fa11outking777 Před 5 lety +4

      You should probably the game before you judge it

    • @woolfoma
      @woolfoma Před 5 lety +56

      "some"

    • @brandonfolz9205
      @brandonfolz9205 Před 5 lety +24

      That's an Amazon affiliated link. Guy's gotta make money somehow

    • @fishydreams3686
      @fishydreams3686 Před 5 lety +45

      Fallout King *bugs and crashes have entered the lobby*

    • @xeanheart2614
      @xeanheart2614 Před 5 lety +2

      @@Lee-kp2tx *Allegory of the Cave*

  • @supergamerguy9224
    @supergamerguy9224 Před 5 lety +741

    We all know the next challenge. Can you beat skyrim with only a torch?

    • @K3nseiii
      @K3nseiii Před 5 lety +25

      Dante Ravioli Yeah torches do bash damage and can catch people on fire!

    • @tdmc6428
      @tdmc6428 Před 5 lety +1

      BoomJam just levels block, put points into improved bash damage etc and gg

    • @FletcherCat
      @FletcherCat Před 5 lety +18

      He did it

    • @funkychunk1343
      @funkychunk1343 Před 5 lety +5

      How the fuck did you do that?youre a wizard

    • @jaxsongomez1990
      @jaxsongomez1990 Před 4 lety +6

      @@funkychunk1343 Probably because he killed the deaf chick with the torch, and realized he can use it.

  • @Lou-jq1jk
    @Lou-jq1jk Před 23 dny +4

    The first of your videos I ever watched, RIP Paul, we all miss you. Hope you have all the buckets you could ever want up there mate

  • @Hixx367
    @Hixx367 Před 5 lety +103

    *Todd Howard Bursts through the ceiling and knocks you out*
    You wake up in a wooden cart and see a blonde junkie across from you
    "Hey you, you were trying to cross the border right"

  • @univ1204
    @univ1204 Před 5 lety +91

    You Have My Sword...
    And You Have My Bow...
    And My Fork!! (don't touch my buckets)

  • @austinsmith8544
    @austinsmith8544 Před 2 lety +5

    "It would be harder, than I previously thought, getting af'fork'mentioned utensil" nicely done 3:19

  • @thegrayyernaut
    @thegrayyernaut Před 3 lety +8

    13:53 I actually looked up the Internet to check if Todd Howard was still alive.

  • @kimikoashahara
    @kimikoashahara Před 5 lety +593

    I love that your an item hoarder too. I steal books and then drop them all off in one river because it's the river of knowledge 😁

    • @SirFlopsy
      @SirFlopsy Před 5 lety +14

      Hmm. I used to collect every pelt I got and throw them in the alchemy room in Breezehome. It wouldn't take long before they would spill out of that room though, generally. Was kinda cool to see that giant pile of pelts ever increasing.

    • @jessechavez5602
      @jessechavez5602 Před 5 lety +23

      I collect skulls and call them my boney boys

    • @sarielizard1
      @sarielizard1 Před 5 lety +11

      this made me laugh way too hard

    • @sarielizard1
      @sarielizard1 Před 5 lety +19

      i collect skooma and moonsugar and have a room for nothing but that so my wife thinks im a dealer or hardcore addict

    • @lukedeshotel7010
      @lukedeshotel7010 Před 5 lety +4

      I collect gems and put them in the room for the whispering lady quest eventually i had a mass of bs and lag

  • @leonhill913
    @leonhill913 Před 5 lety +85

    "Passing the chilly breeze of mild discomfort" GOLDEN!

  • @ReaperofKings
    @ReaperofKings Před 10 měsíci +2

    man 4 years later and I'm still watching theses, always make me laugh

  • @theiceguy3896
    @theiceguy3896 Před 4 měsíci +2

    For anyone that missed it and happens to see this the Fork Barbarian Plushy is back on Makeship for about 16 more days, orchestrated by Papa Mitten and the community

  • @dragonfirepie2115
    @dragonfirepie2115 Před 5 lety +817

    "There are a bunch of ways to play Skyrim"
    "When i selected my Fork, the game crashed."
    Correction, you can _try_ to play Skyrim in different ways.

    • @sinnithael7707
      @sinnithael7707 Před 4 lety +8

      Stealth Archer ...

    • @_chaotic_6649
      @_chaotic_6649 Před 4 lety +5

      @@sinnithael7707 m m b b b n n
      ,,
      ,
      ,
      ? B

    • @jeremygelwicks1177
      @jeremygelwicks1177 Před 4 lety +8

      In the words of Todd Howard
      "Use fucking shouts and give us money you little bitch."

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom Před 4 lety +18

      "Correction, you can try to play Skyrim in different ways."
      (Turns on the game and it crashes)
      Correction: You can *try* to play Skyrim.

    • @treysevy5079
      @treysevy5079 Před 4 lety

      @@sinnithael7707 surprisingly i have yet to play a archer or stealth archer

  • @Jesse__H
    @Jesse__H Před 5 lety +131

    "it would be harder than I originally thought to get the aforkmentioned utensil"
    🙄 _oh you_ 😁

  • @Wuoffan1
    @Wuoffan1 Před 4 lety +38

    Stairs: ...
    Mitten: "I'm going on a mountain climbing adventure."

  • @zib7178
    @zib7178 Před 3 lety +4

    A fork with burning sounds awesome. Stab food with your fork and it’s automatically cooked!

  • @thearmored2592
    @thearmored2592 Před 5 lety +301

    "Tried to slit my wrist and failed miserably" I couldn't stop laughing 11:33

    • @SomeRandomHelldiver07
      @SomeRandomHelldiver07 Před 4 lety +2

      average gamer no u

    • @evanlavery9788
      @evanlavery9788 Před 4 lety +6

      average gamer Yeah it was

    • @GobaGNon
      @GobaGNon Před 4 lety +1

      Evan Lavery nah I agree with him it wasn’t an exceptional joke. Not because wah wah don’t joke about suicide but just because it’s one we’ve all heard before.

    • @GobaGNon
      @GobaGNon Před 4 lety +1

      j it’s hardly even grade c humor.

  • @Raizle777
    @Raizle777 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I didn’t even know that happened, I used to always watch your vids for Skyrim/fallout content R.I.P 🙏🏽

  • @ivanivanovsky4503
    @ivanivanovsky4503 Před 6 měsíci +3

    You were truly the first celeb death to really fuckin hurt man, rest easy while I cry watching the first video i ever saw of yours

  • @theemekochan
    @theemekochan Před 4 lety +194

    11:08 “Is that a giant riding a dragon?”

    • @Tmlittle1985
      @Tmlittle1985 Před 4 lety +6

      I noticed the giant before the dragon the first time I saw it

    • @At1asTheProto
      @At1asTheProto Před 4 lety +15

      "That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen."

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 Před 4 lety +1

      Interesting Username so it would seem