Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?
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- čas přidán 17. 03. 2019
- There are many different ways to play through Skyrim: Archery, Stealth, Magic, Swords, Hammers, the list goes on and on. Of course, when you consider the fact that you’re playing as a legendary hero who battles an almost primordial evil, there’s one weapon that doesn’t really fit in with all the rest. Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?
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Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?? (in text form)
The first part of any Skyrim playthrough is waking up and realizing that you’re riding towards your death. This is where things took a strange turn. There was something off. I just couldn’t put my finger on exactly what it was. You might consider this bad, but I think otherwise. How often you do you get to do barrel rolls in a wooden cart being pulled by a horse?
Things settled down, we arrived in Helgen, and it was time to create my character. This doesn’t matter all that much. I chose an Orc as my race because they’re my preferred race. Yeah, that’s right, I’m an orc-supremacist. Don’t like it? Tough cookies. Also they’ve got Berserker Rage which will come in handy later. The dragon arrived, I escaped to Helgen Keep, got my hands cut, and the game begins. Believe it or not, there are 2 kinds of Forks in Skyrim. Utensils and Weapons. The utensil forks are relatively common. The weapon forks are not. And there’s no way to know which is which until you pick it up and look in your inventory. But that’s okay because more important than forks is the bucket on the table. It will make a fine addition to my collection.
Alright, let’s real quickly go over a few things about this run. This is a Fork Only Playthrough, which means I can only attack enemies with a fork, that doesn’t mean I can’t wear armor, use shield to block attacks, or use spells to heal myself. An enemy must only be damaged by a fork. The only other way is if they set off traps and damage themselves. But that’s akin to an NPC running off a cliff, it’s not really something I have any control over.
Back to the game, avoiding the enemies in Helgen Keep wasn’t all that difficult. I looted stuff, found another bucket, taunted the bear, realized bears are shockingly quick, escaped the cave, activated a Stone, swam with the fishies, and was off to Riverwood. There I sold most of my stuff to the Riverwood Trader, obviously kept my 5 buckets, and the search for a fork begins. According to the Wiki, there are only a handful of weapon forks in the entire game, including DLCs. One of which is near High Hrothgar, so that’s where I was going.
Normally you would take the 17 steps up there, but I’m stubborn and refuse to adhere to social norms, so I’m not going to take the steps. I’m going on a mountain climbing adventure! The initial journey to the base of the mountain was pretty easy. A little ways up the mountain it started to rain, and nothing makes climbing a snowy mountain easier than freezing rain and lightning. I continued climbing. Then I climbed some more. After successfully climbing for a few minutes, I rewarded myself with more climbing. About 10 minutes later I arrived at High Hrothgar.
The fork is located beyond the courtyard, and the front door is locked. Unfortunate. Luckily, I just thinking about how cool it would be to go mountain climbing, so I took the easy path to the courtyard by going around the temple. Master Ernie didn’t have much to say to me. But the fork was now closer to my possession than ever before. I watched a tutorial and discovered that it would be harder than I previously thought to get aforkmentioned utensil. I must pass the chilly breeze of mild discomfort after which I would find my treasure beneath a wooden bridge.
... - Hry
To all the people who are asking why the thumbnail says "Without Only A Fork", it doesn't, at least not on my end (i.imgur.com/o1XYj3y.jpg). The first thumbnail I uploaded did say "Without Only A Fork", but I fixed it within 20 minutes of when the video was released. CZcams is just being a gigantic cunt, as usual, and seems to not want to update it for anyone besides me.
Its fine for me lol
Why do you charge 52.91 Canadian $ + taxes and fees for a fleece blanket? Seems like a massive rip off
Well, the typo did make me click the video.
So... there's that.
I have the blanket listed at $39.99 USD, which is 53.77 Canadian Dollars. The default price Teespring has for fleece blankets is $54.99 USD or 73.94 Canadian Dollars. According to Teespring, I’m making $1.24 per blanket sold while it’s listed at $39.99 USD. It might be a rip-off, but I couldn’t list it for much lower than what it’s listed for now.
@@MittenSquad ok thanks for getting back to me on that. I guess teespring gets most of the profit
What’s so sad is that this video is now a historical artifact. A monument to the humor and creativity of its late creator. And we the community shall always protect it to honor its creator. Rest easy Friend, you will be missed.
one of the most profound comments i have seen ever, indeed you will be missed,
RIP
RIP. I’m in a similar situation and his passing has really motivated me to cut back big time on my drinking. He was only 3 years older than me. Rest easy friend. I hope you’re in a better place.
@@gallusdomesticus5478 not worth quitting imo. just keep slamming. bonus points if you become the new shoenice
He just posted an update a month ago on the community tab in his channel denying his death rumors
Edit:scratch that. Found out he passed right after that update
"Todd Howard. Even in death, you've found a way to fuck me" goes hard rn. RIP
😭😭😭🤧
You should have enchanted the fork with "Health Absorb" and use it to eat your enemies.
Actually that’s a smart idea
That's useful and funny..
Ight. *clap* imma do that when I get to climbing High Hrothgar.
*the greybeards want to know your location*
@@randomnuke4005 Lmao as if they'll get off their old dusty asses💀
Man, it sucks that we won't get any new quips and jokes while taking on bizarre and entertaining challenges. I hope you're at peace.
RIP and thank you for all the amazing content you've provided to your community. I'm happy to have been a part of it.
Missed opportunity to name your fork wielding orc... Forc
Shit I named my orc that when I did this challenge thinking I was being so clever and unique
Nah, name him Ork.
I don't know who you are but I already fucking hate you
Cue laugh track:
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I never ever ever like comments .. this is my first
You've heard of Dog with a Blog
Now get ready for
Orc with a Fork
Forc
Hik
@@TheVeryAngryShrimp nnn mm, xnjk
Oof
Forrrrrk
The first video of his I ever watched. It felt right to come back for a well deserved visit. Rest in Peace Joseph.
The first time I played Skyrim, after creating my character, there was a horse's ass covering most of the screen while they were talking about who I was. I was like "why did they have the game like this?" When I told my daughter, she just laughed and said "it's not supposed to do that". So I created another character, she was right, but I kind of missed that horse then.
I think ”it’s not supposed to do that” is an appropriate subtitle for every Bethesda game.
I had hadvar replaced with a horse,a HORSE was standing where hadvar was and blocked my character customisation screen,I ended picking a argonian with no muscles,male,no eyeballs and orange hair,I deleted that character.
I once had a similar glitch, except the horse was standing next to Hadvar, and he didn't block the CC(Character Creation) screen.
It just works
My horse was moved too close to Lokir when he was shot, thus having said horse running straight to me, making for a hilarious freezeframe.
After I was done, all the npc's attacked the horse, ruining all animations making the stormcloak soldier never die, making the game break.
“Video games cause violence”
Mitten Squad: *leaves broom so bucket won’t be lonely*
Loves it
What a hero
(then proceeds to stab the rest of skyrim) (kills an evil dragon) but he so lovingly droped all his buckets to thank the friendly dragon
"some red bitch started whacking me with her hammer, so i stuck my fork in her spine"
also mitten squad: murder hobos with forks
"Killed some draugr because someone said I couldn't"
Skyrim in a nutshell
And they were waiting for a whole Regiment of imperial soldiers to clear that hole. I laughed.
Literally heard him say that as I read this. Reeeee
Hold my mead
We need Paul in ES6. Running around the map, fork in hand, taking every bucket in the game.
Thank you for all the laughs, man. I still howl at "he hit like a dead baby." I hope you're at peace.
One time I saw a town guard get an execution on a dragon, kill it, then walk away like nothing had happened.
CKing just Nords being badass
Well, that guy used to be an adventurer like you, ya know.
@@kalebsasser4740 I wonder what happened
@@mrboop8905 i dunno, probably something involving a ranged weapon
It would be hilarious if you interacting him after he has killing dragon and he says "my cousin out there fighting dragon. And what do I get? Guard duty."
“But I did get to see Esbern unlock his door”
*doesn’t show us*
@@TheHermesLP triggering a random bug isn't earning any more than winning lotto.
@@gracefool /tcl
He did show you, there is no animation for esbern unlocking the door, as youre not meant to see him do it
czcams.com/video/kXRFpwYTask/video.html
I mean he said he did not that he would show it
“I had to past through the wind of mild discomfort”
The corner: *Quicksaving...*
"The wind of mostly extreme discomfort unless with quicksaving"
“There are many ways to play the game: Stealth Archer, Stealth Archer, Stealth Archer, so many options”
Stealth archer is basically just a point and click adventure game. Real men play spell sword
Effectively Modded Mage all the way
My fav is modded mage with a spell that instant kills enemies on legendary
1k subs With no vids you don’t have 1k subs
@@eyoshinthemaximum It's been 7 years too 😂
11:09 Is there any particular reason there is a giant on that dragon
wtf I kinda want this to be a real enemy in the game lol
I was just gonna say...
Their sexual preferences are none of our goddamn business, and I'll thank you to let it be.
He’s Vibin leave him alone
The giant got tired of mammoths
It could be worse.
But actually it couldn’t.
Because the Fork does 1 fucking damage.
I died when he said that.
weeb
@@jeremiahsmith4235 Weeb is good. Though he did steal TheAnimeMans profile pic.
Pagatryx weeb bad
@@pagatryx5451 ask me how i know youre a virgin
ThatXoneXguy how do you know,
RIP mitten, this was my first video I watched. Will miss ya.
Rest in peace Paul your videos will be cherished for years thank you for making my childhood ❤
“Somewhere, there is a befuddled knight fighting with his dinner fork” ~Dragon Age Origins
Wait, i have over 1000+ hours in Dragon age Origins and i swear to god i can remember Something but, pls tell me who Said that!
Its the description of a sword stolen from a Messenger in Ostagar
Urgh, seeing someone not from 5 years ago commenting about Dragon Age: Origins makes me so happy.
@Scheffelmeier As if you need to tell _me_ that. It's my favouritest game ever, hence my CZcams channel's name haha. Shame the franchise is so underrated compared to other RPG games like The Witcher series and Elder Scrolls series.
@Scheffelmeier Queen of Ferelden sounds about right ;) (on my canon playthrough, anyhow-Maker knows how much I've played the games). And you too, Warden-Commander/Champion of Kirkwall/Inquisitor! (or whichever you'd prefer)
I wonder how this game will age after a few years
2019: _Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?_
ill legal like wine
@@mycontentistrash1243 skooma*
@@devshah2939 Greetings, brother. You look weary. I have something to help you relax, if you're interested. The finest skooma, the sweetest moon sugar. At a fair price, of course.
my friend did not believe me about the forks haha i win old buddy
Aged to perfection
Rest in peace Paul. Thank you for all of the good memories, I’m glad you’re at peace after suffering for so long❤
"He hit like a dead baby, but could take a stern poke" my favourite quote now
11:07 is no one going to mention the man riding the dragon
lol it's actually a giant, there's some bug where they both spawn in the same spot and then the giant hitches a ride until he falls off
lmao
@Dylan McBryde a Giant riding a Dragon while a Psychopath kills everything with a fork.... Only in Skyrim.
Just a normal day in skyrim
@@Alexei1950 Honestly a Giant Dragon Rider would be epic, he can swoop down and hit you into the skybox!
11:09 We just gonna ignore that madlad surfing on a dragon?
holy arceus what a mad lad
Yea
By the Nine Devines!
I had the same bug happen to me at almost the same place. At this point i dont know if its a bug ot a feature
I was about to point this out too Hahahaha some DBZ type stuff
"Yo can I have some sweetrolls?"
"Only a forkfull"
"pulls out a comically large fork"
"A comically large fork!"
Poggers? 💏
Butch Fallout 3 does this
3:18 “a-fork-mentioned utensil”
Honestly I’ve seen this 4 times and just now picked that pun up
Mitten you damn genius you
Fork? You mean
SOUP SPOON OF YGRASMOR
Ysgramor ate his soup with a knife, you milk drinker
@@christopheredwards9904 how is it pronounced?
@@jackdaniels1749 idk
@@chrismckercher9879 weak boned wise guy
Christopher Edwards it’s not that deep man....they’re jokes...Jesus
John Wick : I killed 3 men with a pencil.
Dragonborn : Cool. but can you kill legendary dragons and rule Skyrim with a fork?
Wait. 3 people with _a_ pencil, or with _the same pencil?_ Without it breaking? Truly impressive, then.
What kind of pencil?
@@moilar7985 Mechanical one with medium-hard filling is my personal favourite.
@λppealing_to_the_Masses "... And that's only Monday!"
To mention John Wick And Skyrim in the same comment is blasphemy!! John Wick??? You couldn’t think of anyone cooler than John Wick??🤦♂️ Those movies are freaking horrible!! You must be a kid with horrible taste in movies.
@@bultronlagore2095 ummm WTF?
Rest in peace, Paul. You were so loved and will be missed by so many.
Honestly
I’ve shed a tear for Paul, will miss him and his videos was a good content creator guy was gone to soon
Ah yes the legend of the Dinnerborn
*wears Namria's ring and wields a fork*
*A bandit runs up to you and you whip out your fork and say:*
Dragonborn: Thank you Namria for this delicious meal you have provided me
Born appetit
@@klauser9779 Dragonbone Apple Tea
I love how this guy could say ANYTHING casually without laughing
"He hit like a dead bably, but could take a stern poke with a fork better than expected"
Rest in peace, Paul. Thank you for the memories and the smiles even when i thought i couldnt find any for myself. I hope wherever you are, you are healthy and happy, unburdened by your addiction.
Thank you for all the laughs Paul/Joseph. I’m sure you’ll find all the buckets you want now. Rest easy
11:08
Everyone: *upset about not seeing Esbern unlock his door*
Me: *In awe of the giant riding a dragon*
Absolute unit
General Grievous lol
Giant:rides dragon
Me: well i didnt expect that. But to be fair i didnt expect anything so that doesnt count.
I had to replay that part 5 times to make sure that is what I saw.
8:50 throwing some shade on MxR mods hahahaha
Dang was gonna make this comment but you beat me to it, also I started laughing because I knew instantly who he was talking about.
I like that he added “because I have some respect” like being a mod reviewer was the second worst thing you could do, second only to adding tits in the thumbnail.
I wrote my comment before I read this and now I'm mad
threw some shade at t-series fans too lol
Samur/Aye that’s dead lol
rest in peace this was my introduxtion to your channel
11:08
*Are we just gonna ignore the giant riding the dragon?*
What the fuck?! I just noticed that
Lmao
How do you notice that?
I have like 500 hours in Skyrim and I haven't even seen a weapon fork yet
there's a few forks lmao and knifes too that were added in hearthfire dlc
I didn’t realize any of them could be a weapon, I absolutely have to do a fork playthrough now and 100% it 😂
I can’t remember if it was a thing before hearthfire 🤔
They're everywhere
Same
Me: Wonders why mitten hasn’t posted a video for a while
Mitten: Can you beat Skyrim with only a fork?
it says without on thumbnail
@@NoFaceShiba that error is what made me even check out the video lol
just goes to show you how much of a challenge it is
“I have enchanted this fork with fire damage”
*THE SPIFFING BRIT HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*
Fork only is broken!
@@SatanasExMachina Skyrim is a completely balanced game with no exploits.
@@_b_moll Indubitably.
I think I'm having the sudden urge to have a cup of tea...
@@OlaftheGreat THE POWER OF YORKSHIRE TEA
Rip to this legend. You'll be missed mitten squad
"He hit like a dead baby"
My new favorite insult
Let's just hope it wasn't a necromorph. These dead babies hit like TNT.
@Joshua Gerberchill Gerber baby
Actually dead babies can hit quite hard. Provided you grip by an ankle and use an overhead swing. Works with live babies too but its not ideal as they tend to squirm somewhat. On the first swing anyways.
@@extremepredudice you so edgy xDDDDD
So we are just going to ignore the giant riding a dragon at 11:07
Bruhhh that shif was hilarious i was checking the comments to see if any1 mentioned it
Don't worry about it.
Yeah
I had to rewind to make sure I wasn't tripping
what if I told you I have seen that in unmodded? A Dagron flew down the giant ran up and stepped on his wing trying to get me and the Dagron flew back into the sky. strongmad ftw.
We'll miss you Fork Barbarian.
My Fork Barbarian and Nuclear Fork Barbarian plushies are two of my most treasures possessions. Doubly so now. Your videos brought so much joy. I'm glad they'll always be here, even if you are not.
This is trending on gaming and is the only nonfortnite video, God bless you Mitten Squad
Snacks Quatch a couple non fortnite videos now but still dominated unfortunately. Game will die eventually
I bet you watch Fortnite videos in secret
Kevin Y. but most of them do, leys be honest
Don't you fucking dare to talk shit about Fortnite, Fortnite is the best game ever
@@joshd8427 Not most, all.
How about beating it with only telekinesis and a bucket (thrown with telekinesis does tiny damage). If you did this outrageous request, I would be overjoyed.
Edit: please stop replying that he did it. Literally the moment it was uploaded I watched it.
not that hard, when you have good sneak skill and gear for alteration + sneak
Best ammo for it.
#1 Cauldron (best dmg. + best anti projectile shield :P)
#2 Centurion dynamo core (good dmg.)
#3 Cast iron pot (good dmg. - mobility) better to throw few of them at once
Btw. you can lift ppl using telekinesis and proper item ( good for assassination)
Telekinesis and forks (the eating kind) ?
Though I guess just telekinesis period would be quite difficult - but lets say you can only use forks from your inventory or in-game objects.
This is a genius idea
Medivantical no life like at all😂
@@user-pq8pp4pq9o that sounds really hard
"Did the classic party prank of dropping a pie on someone's face, and stealing the food"
well who would've expect that
This is my favourite video that you've made, and it made me happy, RIP Mitten Squad, You're an angel now😢
This was so funny! Great job!!! Loved your commentary!!! lol
I never thought I would find such a legendary person on this channel!
@@Charlie-zx3iy I've never been here before, but I thought this was funny!
LEGEND!
WOOO GRANDMA
So happy to see you
Is it bad I’ve never had a fork in my whole Skyrim game?
Niek Warnas weapon forks but there are more than 3 utensil forks
Honeyside in Riften.
No, it's obviously because you are not worthy of such power
No,I've beat it over 10 times and have never had a fork.
i've never had one either
Rest in peace Mitten
Came back to my favorite video to say goodbye.
You will be missed!
Can you beat Skyrim without looting buckets? Possibly the hardest challenge...
Just loot baskets instead
@@alexjarmola1155 still a bucket
Just loot cheese.
AnHonestMistake impossible to do
A basket IS NOT a bucket. I'll thank you to take that blasphemous bullshit over to T-Series where they'll appreciate it.
you named your character porky forky and i'm losing my mind
667th like
Zelia .* your likes are at 777, this is amazimg
With one upgrade, he doubled his forks damage. That’s impressive
"It would be harder than previously thought to get a-fork-mentioned utensil" was brilliant.
I kinda expected him to do the enchanting, alchemy smithing glitch and enchant fork with enough power to form a black hole.
@sugibudder He ain’t no _bitch_
@@mrfluffsalot8587 Should have still done it after killing Alduin for the luls
My last playthrough I ran with a chaos & shock enchanted knife. Jesus. Are we STILL playing this game? Now I'm trying pure destruction offense.
@Victoria Carson ps3. Vanilla. And I dont know how to to the internets.
Last time i played i had an addon that allowed 5 enchants per piece of equipment and some stronger armor and weapons, but i also had 2 mods that made the game more difficult and maxed difficulty.
I remember doing some enchanting and making some RIDICILOUS gear, then running out to kill enemies and getting destroyed by a lion because the lions scaled with my level better than my gear did...
For anyone wondering why he teleported into Esbern's room in the ratway, that's actually a glitch that's caused by loading a save in certain locations while having the fork equipped. The same thing happens in several shops and taverns throughout the world.
You know, with how broken the fork is, it's almost like Bethesda didn't expect anyone to use it.
But teleporting into rooms doesn't seem like a unwanted glitch, I think it's like that in purpose
Its not a glitch it's a feature
The fork was a dev tool. It's quick save/load feature is well known. You can get into all kinds of places you aren't meant to be by quicksaving holding the fork in front of a locked door, and then quick loading.
@@rich1051414 mind = molested
This is the first video i have watched and got me to subscribe immediately
RIP you legend! You are the GOAT!
First video of his I ever saw. It had me cracking up so bad. It wasn't at all what I expected, it was so much better. I think the next was the wooden sword play through.
His work has been so funny, clever, fascinating. I wondered how he could consistently be so verbally creative.
I learned so much from him things I didn't know were possible, things that have improved my enjoyment of a hobby we shared.
The world doesn't seem as bright, now. I hope he felt loved in the end.
"I also left a broom up there, because I didn't want my bucket to get lonely"- Mitten the New Bob Ross
The journey to get the damn fork is more epic than any legendary unique weapon.
So crazy this was 5 years ago now. I remember eagerly waiting for this video to come out, rest easy Paul, you were one of the best.
Maybe it's just my low standards, but I find him calling things by other things that sound similar hilarious.
Anything that makes ya laugh is good, cheer is going to be rare In the coming years I feel.
@@mrspy5736 this nigga sad as hell
Can you beat CZcams with only a Demonetized channel?
Can you consider Filthy Frank in this hall of fame?
LOL NO
Lul
Yes but u have to be super creative, rich , and have lots of free time
oof thats a real challenge
*(Bandit walks up with a sword)* *(Orc turns around and pulls out a fork)*
Rest in peace brother, may you go where you were destined❤
One of the first vids I watched. RIP. You were loved by many, and I hope you’ve found peace. Fuck.
"I was given a donkey"
Yup, that sums up Lydia
This line killed me haha
Lmao i accidentally had her gutted by a Draugr Deathlord nearly right away
I am
"Dragonborn, you are the fiercest warrior in Skyrim... Please, tell us your secrets!"
"Okay, first of all i poked everyone with a fork..."
Underrated
Testsubject276 and I collected all the buckets I could find
im really gonna miss you buddy
rip man this was one of my fav videos of yours
Mine too... Hope he's at peace... Just a terrible and sad situation
@@jaredhass9254 he is in better place now don't worry man
Spy: "This...is a bucket."
Mitten: "dear god..."
Spy: "There's more"
Mitten: "No!"
And now I have to watch Expiration Date again
Spy:Does it say you want the bucket-
Mitten:YES!!!
Can you beat Skyrim without only a fork???
Lol saw that
Gosh ... maybe but ... it'd take forever, seeing as you'd be super over-encumbered carrying literally every single item in the game except a fork!! 😁
Whoa, hardcore...
He beating skyrim with a spoon!
I can't believe I missed that. Thanks.
@Ghostey // Ghost YT aw spoilsport!
Rest in peace, Mitten. Thank you for all the laughs and happiness ur videos have brought me in the brief time I have watched your content.
Someone needs to scale everest and leave a bucket and broom in honor of paul
This is my life goal now
8:51
"I actually have some self-respect"
> "Buy Fallout 76" in the description
You should probably the game before you judge it
"some"
That's an Amazon affiliated link. Guy's gotta make money somehow
Fallout King *bugs and crashes have entered the lobby*
@@Lee-kp2tx *Allegory of the Cave*
We all know the next challenge. Can you beat skyrim with only a torch?
Dante Ravioli Yeah torches do bash damage and can catch people on fire!
BoomJam just levels block, put points into improved bash damage etc and gg
He did it
How the fuck did you do that?youre a wizard
@@funkychunk1343 Probably because he killed the deaf chick with the torch, and realized he can use it.
The first of your videos I ever watched, RIP Paul, we all miss you. Hope you have all the buckets you could ever want up there mate
*Todd Howard Bursts through the ceiling and knocks you out*
You wake up in a wooden cart and see a blonde junkie across from you
"Hey you, you were trying to cross the border right"
*Hey, you... You finally awake.*
You Have My Sword...
And You Have My Bow...
And My Fork!! (don't touch my buckets)
"It would be harder, than I previously thought, getting af'fork'mentioned utensil" nicely done 3:19
13:53 I actually looked up the Internet to check if Todd Howard was still alive.
I love that your an item hoarder too. I steal books and then drop them all off in one river because it's the river of knowledge 😁
Hmm. I used to collect every pelt I got and throw them in the alchemy room in Breezehome. It wouldn't take long before they would spill out of that room though, generally. Was kinda cool to see that giant pile of pelts ever increasing.
I collect skulls and call them my boney boys
this made me laugh way too hard
i collect skooma and moonsugar and have a room for nothing but that so my wife thinks im a dealer or hardcore addict
I collect gems and put them in the room for the whispering lady quest eventually i had a mass of bs and lag
"Passing the chilly breeze of mild discomfort" GOLDEN!
man 4 years later and I'm still watching theses, always make me laugh
For anyone that missed it and happens to see this the Fork Barbarian Plushy is back on Makeship for about 16 more days, orchestrated by Papa Mitten and the community
"There are a bunch of ways to play Skyrim"
"When i selected my Fork, the game crashed."
Correction, you can _try_ to play Skyrim in different ways.
Stealth Archer ...
@@sinnithael7707 m m b b b n n
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In the words of Todd Howard
"Use fucking shouts and give us money you little bitch."
"Correction, you can try to play Skyrim in different ways."
(Turns on the game and it crashes)
Correction: You can *try* to play Skyrim.
@@sinnithael7707 surprisingly i have yet to play a archer or stealth archer
"it would be harder than I originally thought to get the aforkmentioned utensil"
🙄 _oh you_ 😁
@@sully639 🙄 _oh you_ 😁
🤔no you😂
Jesse H. .
Stairs: ...
Mitten: "I'm going on a mountain climbing adventure."
Lol😂
A fork with burning sounds awesome. Stab food with your fork and it’s automatically cooked!
"Tried to slit my wrist and failed miserably" I couldn't stop laughing 11:33
average gamer no u
average gamer Yeah it was
Evan Lavery nah I agree with him it wasn’t an exceptional joke. Not because wah wah don’t joke about suicide but just because it’s one we’ve all heard before.
j it’s hardly even grade c humor.
I didn’t even know that happened, I used to always watch your vids for Skyrim/fallout content R.I.P 🙏🏽
You were truly the first celeb death to really fuckin hurt man, rest easy while I cry watching the first video i ever saw of yours
11:08 “Is that a giant riding a dragon?”
I noticed the giant before the dragon the first time I saw it
"That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen."
Interesting Username so it would seem