Can You Beat Skyrim: Dawnguard Without Taking Any Damage?

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  • čas přidán 27. 08. 2019
  • Skyrim is widely considered to be the 5th main Elder Scrolls game, and while the game certainly wasn’t lacking content when it was released, no self-respecting game developer could resist the urge to make downloadable content that people named Paul would use to drive him inside six years into the future. Can You Beat Skyrim’s Dawnguard DLC Without Taking Any Damage?
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    Can You Beat Skyrim’s Dawngaurd DLC Without Taking Any Damage? (in text form)
    Unlike Fallout New Vegas, Skyrim’s DLC doesn’t tell you what level you should be at before you start it. Well, Dragonborn might, but Dawnguard doesn’t. What I read online suggested being at least level 10 before beginning the DLC’s main quest line, so I looked through my hundreds of saves to find the character from my Skyrim No Damage run to play as. In my New Vegas DLC runs, I always made my characters as generic as possible by making the all skills an equal level before starting the DLC. Because Skyrim’s leveling and perk system is significantly different than New Vegas’s, I decided to not start Dawnguard with an averaged out character. My no-damage character seems to have been abducted by Grandma Sparkle as it’s not longer existing. So I picked one of Shouter McGavin v3’s saves from when he was Level 10, started the game, set my max health to 1 so that any damage of any kind will kill me, and started shopping for bows, arrows, and anything else that would be useful to a stealth archer.
    This is another reason why I was okay with using this character. Almost all the skills I’d leveled up are worthless to me since I can’t take damage. I met Durak behind the Armored Beaver, asked him if I could come over to his house to see his new dirt bike, and fast-traveled to Riften to begin making my way to Dawnguard. This rain mod sure is cool, ain’t it? If you’d like to see more epic mod reviews, don’t forget to unsubscribe because I don’t make mod reviews. Closer to Dawnguard, it took me a few attempts to kill this Elf and manage to steal her horse. I’d somehow made it to the edge of the world but was also between the Fort and my waypoint.
    This blond feller who was looking for a friend interrupted my walking with his talking, so I put a few arrows in him, reunited with an old friend, got a crossbow from Durak, accidentally hit him in the back of the head with it, took my punishment like a man without any clothes, and arrived at Fort Dawnguard. Isran was in the middle of a conversation when I waltzed through the door, he said there used to be more members of the Dawnguard but they’re not around anymore. His acquaintance told me about Dimhollow Crypt, and with one of five main quests down, I was already 20% of the way through the story.
    Before leaving, I found two huskies that were far tougher than I expected, and left to fast-travel to Minecraft since it was the closest place I’d discovered to Dimhollow. A skirmish took place just outside the entrance, and with my newly acquired crossbow I cleaned up the scraps and entered Dimhollow Crypts in search of a seahorse. Almost. The place I’d thought was Dimhollow was actually nothing, so I ventured around a portion of the planet and enterer Dimhollow for reals.
    The first issue was that I kept having problems firing arrows, the 2nd was that there was a Deathhound. One sneak attack isn’t enough to kill them yet, but two quick arrows are enough to get the job done.
    ...
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  • @jacksonnewton2326
    @jacksonnewton2326 Před 4 lety +7388

    "Skyrim is widely considered to be the best Elder Scrolls 5 of all time"
    It just works

    • @stickmanmageofthelordtacha4917
      @stickmanmageofthelordtacha4917 Před 4 lety +123

      WindowLickerJack nah nah nah your thinking of *Oblivion 2*

    • @VeryEvilGM
      @VeryEvilGM Před 4 lety +102

      I too agree, that Skyrim is the best ES5

    • @auman3636
      @auman3636 Před 4 lety +108

      The way he said that made me laugh for hours

    • @FlexDose
      @FlexDose Před 4 lety +6

      WindowLickerJack he be talkin true tho

    • @VeryEvilGM
      @VeryEvilGM Před 4 lety +54

      @@FlexDose
      Yeah. It also makes Skyrim the worst ES5 game.

  • @slightly6006
    @slightly6006 Před 4 lety +3559

    "if you want to watch more mod reviews, unsubscribe " amazing

  • @adamdavenport8009
    @adamdavenport8009 Před 4 lety +4263

    "I used the Become Unethical shout to protect myself."
    I didn't know you were a politician.

  • @Lucky-sq3ky
    @Lucky-sq3ky Před 4 lety +2020

    *"The dragon I'd pretended didn't exist a few minutes ago is one of my mom's friends kids so I had to play with him even though he was weird."*
    Truest thing ever

    • @jadenzantslayers6694
      @jadenzantslayers6694 Před 3 lety +9

      I feel this at a spiritual level

    • @dontstarvenick8838
      @dontstarvenick8838 Před 2 lety +2

      @@jadenzantslayers6694 I relate to the chicken necromancer because we both are useless

    • @VotEtoPizdets
      @VotEtoPizdets Před 2 lety +1

      Always provide a timestamp so that entitled and lazy people like me are able to sate their impulsive appetite for instant gratification. Even though im going to watch the whole video it doesnt matter. I want it and i want it now. I must experience this line you spake of and it must be experienced immediately. Please, we need timestamps. I can only imagine how many Gen Z's are creating TikTok videos right now in protest to this atrocity you've forced upon them against their will. Is this your way of asserting full spectrum dominance over others? Good Job, im proud of you Lucky. 2 years later and im still proud.

    • @Lucky-sq3ky
      @Lucky-sq3ky Před 2 lety

      @@VotEtoPizdets 7:06 LOL

    • @gemstonepheonix9522
      @gemstonepheonix9522 Před 2 lety

      @Egolo Egman he’s joking man

  • @whette_fahrtz
    @whette_fahrtz Před 4 lety +1838

    "The dragon is one of my mom's friend's kids, so I had to play with him, even though he was weird. "
    There's a blast of repressed memories.

    • @lelandbacon1253
      @lelandbacon1253 Před 4 lety +54

      It's crazy to think how many kids were forced to hang with weirdos at a young age.

    • @vinnyluco6384
      @vinnyluco6384 Před 4 lety +10

      Hey, not related, but I like your profile pic my dude

    • @sxh1798
      @sxh1798 Před 4 lety +27

      What if the other kid thought the same thing?

    • @undeadred591
      @undeadred591 Před 4 lety +5

      It was Karen’s kids 🙄

    • @BirchMonkey857
      @BirchMonkey857 Před 4 lety +9

      I think I was that kid.

  • @Azure-Flame-Bee
    @Azure-Flame-Bee Před 4 lety +3231

    "Skyrim is widely considered to be the Best Elder Scrolls 5 out there"
    ~Todd Howard

  • @Cyberlanky
    @Cyberlanky Před 6 měsíci +20

    RIP Paul. I thought I'd come back and watch my favourites...which is all of them, but this was the one that made me subscribe - I hope this channel never gets deleted.

  • @lelysio5688
    @lelysio5688 Před 4 lety +1726

    Can we fast travel yet? NO.
    Why? THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER

  • @theenragementdragon7416
    @theenragementdragon7416 Před 4 lety +5516

    Can you beat the HearthFire DLC without taking damage tho?

    • @chessemchesse3676
      @chessemchesse3676 Před 4 lety +805

      Physical?Yes
      Mentally due to bugs?Nope

    • @BossMr51
      @BossMr51 Před 4 lety +670

      @@chessemchesse3676 actually you'd be surprised some of the shit you can encounter trying yo build some of those fucking houses...i once had two bears and a dragon stop by when my home was midway done.

    • @Dumbassfish63
      @Dumbassfish63 Před 4 lety +205

      No way
      He would probably hit his finger with a hammer and die or something

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan Před 4 lety +146

      can you build all available manors in the hearthfire dlc without using the workbench?

    • @TheArklyte
      @TheArklyte Před 4 lety +25

      @@BossMr51 and no way to build archer or ballista tower!

  • @GamingKing-rd8py
    @GamingKing-rd8py Před 4 lety +369

    "Skyrim is widely considered the best The Elder Scrolls 5 game of all time"
    Big brain facts

    • @Max-kh1cf
      @Max-kh1cf Před 4 lety +5

      Came here for this comment

    • @meligaming3928
      @meligaming3928 Před 4 lety +1

      At I thought noooo but then I realised it has to be

    • @mikec4308
      @mikec4308 Před 4 lety +2

      its good but Oblivion has a special place in my heart. and I got the joke just saying

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs Před 4 lety

      @Honin Akecheta blasphemy

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom Před 4 lety

      @Honin Akecheta media.giphy.com/media/u52gRNybAmAy4/giphy.gif

  • @johnvendickstubungbanua509
    @johnvendickstubungbanua509 Před 4 lety +803

    "Isran might have been a supersaiyan but I can't really tell because his head is shaved" 😂🤣😂

    • @aljabry9640
      @aljabry9640 Před 4 lety +5

      John Vendicks Tubungbanua he’s really the funniest 😂

    • @upshitdownshit4200
      @upshitdownshit4200 Před 4 lety +13

      Nappa?

    • @aljabry9640
      @aljabry9640 Před 4 lety

      Sleepy Quiet Pills 😂

    • @thecookiemaster41
      @thecookiemaster41 Před 3 lety +1

      He could tell by his beard 👌

    • @gameglitchr9105
      @gameglitchr9105 Před 2 měsíci

      ​@upshitdownshit4200 Nappa didn't live long enough to be a super saiyan.
      Fun fact tho, if he had, you would've been able to tell by his eyes, rather than his hair. Most saiyans' eyes are black by default, like their hair, but when they go super saiyan, their eyes go blue and hollow. At ss3 they regain the black pupils and keep the blue irises, as well as losing their eyebrows.

  • @cruzbell7815
    @cruzbell7815 Před 4 lety +376

    *installs immersive armors*
    *doesn’t wear armor*
    10/10 would mitten squad again

  • @CloroxBleachMan
    @CloroxBleachMan Před 4 lety +612

    mitten - "weird looking rubix cube"
    meridia - "a new hand touches the beacon!"

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo Před 4 lety +8

      Clorox Bleach I fucking FEAR chests when I hit level 12, lest I hear “A nEw HaNd ToUcHeS tHe BeAcOn.”

    • @CaramelFop
      @CaramelFop Před 4 lety +2

      @@Nillowo wait its supposed to happen at level 12, it happened to me for the first time when I was level 3,

    • @ghizghuth2088
      @ghizghuth2088 Před 4 lety +6

      @@Nillowo Every time I make a new game in Skyrim, after hitting level 10, I no longer use the "Take All" key before making sure that the beacon isn't in the container, because of how much I hate her long, loud, uninterruptible speech. Because of that, I end up finding it everywhere until I pick it up, including in fish barrels in Windhelm of barrels in Whiterun, which become ridiculous. I mean come on, it clearly wasn't lost or forgotten if I can find it in the Jarl's personal chest.

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo Před 4 lety +6

      Ghizghuth I agree. BUT the quest for dawnbreaker gives you a very nice chunk of gold from the burned bodies inside and dawnbreaker is pretty good when it’s maxed out when you’re level 30 something or whatever. (Side note : dawnbreaker, mehrunes razor op.)

    • @CloroxBleachMan
      @CloroxBleachMan Před 4 lety +2

      Have my likes, fellow beacon touchers

  • @themadhatter7648
    @themadhatter7648 Před 4 lety +723

    Can you beat Skyrim with only the spell telekinesis?

    • @yahiaaymankamaly3518
      @yahiaaymankamaly3518 Před 4 lety +53

      I am assuming u mean only for damage ? Then ur gonna get 100 enchanting to 100% magic red to alteration and healing and just pathetically hit them with a Bucket or sth over and over again

    • @MEGURMAN
      @MEGURMAN Před 4 lety +28

      I wanna see this so badly 🤣

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 Před 4 lety +16

      Isn't that damage based on weight of the item? That means you can have some fun here. Cattle-galore!
      Also: lot of poins into stamina as well, or enchant some fortify carry weight armour.

    • @kacperzapomniaempowczorajs2773
      @kacperzapomniaempowczorajs2773 Před 4 lety +7

      I once used telekinesis to kill everyone in a cave. You can use it on a bear trap!

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 Před 4 lety +2

      @@kacperzapomniaempowczorajs2773 That's pretty clever!
      You want to show that of in a video?

  • @tracealexander7120
    @tracealexander7120 Před 6 měsíci +10

    Rest in peace Paul you’ll always be an elder scrolls legend

  • @taranvance3956
    @taranvance3956 Před 7 měsíci +21

    Rest in peace Paul you legend 😔

  • @watsgoinonhere1
    @watsgoinonhere1 Před 4 lety +342

    2:33 "Fast travel to Minecraft" That one got me. This is how I'm pronouncing "Mzinchaleft" from now on.

    • @foreskinman2463
      @foreskinman2463 Před 4 lety +9

      9:50 so we back in the mine

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 Před 4 lety +1

      Mah-zin-sha-left. But Minecraft works too, I guess.

    • @cakeee5720
      @cakeee5720 Před 4 lety

      Birds With guns aww man

    • @da420wizard6
      @da420wizard6 Před 4 lety

      I thought this is what everyone called that shit

    • @Gameprojordan
      @Gameprojordan Před 4 lety

      @@decimation9780 i always pronounced it muh-zin-chuh-left

  • @LordCinnamon
    @LordCinnamon Před 4 lety +439

    "That's the only spiffing brit reference I got" Nice. Also please beat skyrim with only a wabijack.

    • @joshuagraham5750
      @joshuagraham5750 Před 4 lety +27

      runeman220 wabbajack is perfectly balanced except for its enchantment

    • @nguyenquyetthang1326
      @nguyenquyetthang1326 Před 4 lety +7

      Spiffing Brit: "Dragon Age: Origins is worse than Oblivion"
      The Internet *UNSUBSCRIBED*

    • @enbyrogue3740
      @enbyrogue3740 Před 4 lety +15

      This should be his next challenge. Not because it's hard but because it would be hilarious to hear what he comes up with when Giants turn into chickens or he shoots a level one bandit and it turns into a dremora and kicks his ass

    • @joshuaharris5634
      @joshuaharris5634 Před 4 lety +2

      Autism Cat if there was a way for a collab it would break the CZcams community

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs Před 4 lety

      @@nguyenquyetthang1326 but its true...?

  • @dihydrogenmonoxide2878
    @dihydrogenmonoxide2878 Před 4 lety +750

    let's be real, this man has actual captions instead of the automated ones, so they actually say what he's saying when you turn them on. thats awesome. i am subbing.

    • @majesthijmenii1976
      @majesthijmenii1976 Před 3 lety +38

      Thanks for being real. That was a hard truth but someone had to say it

    • @licylue244
      @licylue244 Před 3 lety +8

      Saint Mitten

    • @Jack567898
      @Jack567898 Před 2 lety +2

      Would you kindly explain to me what you mean. I am not able to understand it, since English isn’t my mother tongue.

    • @dihydrogenmonoxide2878
      @dihydrogenmonoxide2878 Před 2 lety +17

      @@Jack567898 captions or subtitles are words at the bottom of the video that write what the video is saying, so you can read it while you hear it. They can be made by a computer, often made wrong because computers aren't the best at stuff. These videos have captions made by either the video uploader or a fan, and they are correct and better.
      His captions are really nice.

    • @hypo7351
      @hypo7351 Před 2 lety +14

      @@Jack567898 Computers don’t do well at understanding accents so they often put the wrong words in or don’t put in anything at all. Some content creators put in their own subtitles or have someone do it for them so it’s much better and people who want them or need them can use them reliably

  • @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
    @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow Před 4 lety +124

    when you walk over a pile of skulls and the physics engine decides you rolled an ankle

  • @amelie-3429
    @amelie-3429 Před 4 lety +349

    Shouter McGavin v3 thought his torture was over, but Mitten Squad had other plans

  • @nathanw7780
    @nathanw7780 Před 4 lety +299

    "Skyrim is concidered to be the best Eldar scrolls V of all time"
    -Mitten squad 2019

  • @SainTheWhiteKnight
    @SainTheWhiteKnight Před 5 měsíci +5

    Thank you for showing up again. Rest easy dragonborn for your fight is over

  • @drnumbnuts656
    @drnumbnuts656 Před 4 lety +44

    I always found it funny how the Last Dragonborn can be, at the same time:
    -Worshipper of 16 daedric princes.
    -Nightingale/Guild Master.
    -Listener of the Night Mother
    -Arch Mage of the College of Winterhold.
    -Vampire Lord who helped partially blot out the sun.
    -Forsworn Sympathizer
    -High ranking Stormcloak/Legionnaire.
    -A father of 2 and someone’s partner
    -Hero who slayed the most powerful dragon on Tamriel.

    • @Deathkri
      @Deathkri Před rokem +4

      Don't forget a cannibal as well.

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 Před rokem +4

      Don't forgett master enchanter/smith/alchemist, that can create weapons that mere touch can slay legendary dragons

    • @alphaundpinsel2431
      @alphaundpinsel2431 Před 5 měsíci

      you forgot companions

  • @jaydeevade5759
    @jaydeevade5759 Před 4 lety +844

    mitten squad: " I used become unethical shout-"
    that's so funny for no reason

    • @atomikmilk9033
      @atomikmilk9033 Před 4 lety +3

      It is funny for no reason I'm laughing to hard at this

    • @peanabutter1619
      @peanabutter1619 Před 4 lety +7

      The many ways he pronounces that shout is funny

    • @tylercorliss5052
      @tylercorliss5052 Před 4 lety +5

      @@peanabutter1619 he says it differently each time he says it

    • @peanabutter1619
      @peanabutter1619 Před 4 lety +1

      @@tylercorliss5052 Yeah that's what i meant

    • @mitchw3396
      @mitchw3396 Před 4 lety +1

      jayde evade my favorite was the Harkon fight “ he did bad things to me with his mouth”

  • @khazanor9354
    @khazanor9354 Před 4 lety +49

    5:47 "Isran might've been a Super Sayin, I can't really tell because his head was shaved"
    That line killed me, lmao

  • @gaymohammed3137
    @gaymohammed3137 Před 6 měsíci +14

    I hope this channel never gets deleted and rather stays as an archive of imo the best CZcams for this kind of content.

  • @Hartbreak1
    @Hartbreak1 Před 4 lety +201

    4:55 “then... yeah.. Skyrim...”. And then the meme became real. That character became a town guard from then on.

    • @xen9221
      @xen9221 Před 4 lety +2

      He really took an arrow to the knee😔

    • @Negetive2digit
      @Negetive2digit Před rokem

      @@xen9221 Well, arrow to the shin, but just as debilitating.

  • @convolutedpeppercorn1078
    @convolutedpeppercorn1078 Před 4 lety +2366

    Ooo.... I caught you early.
    Can you beat fallout three without it crashing?
    Edit: Maybe New Vegas?

  • @themerchant1968
    @themerchant1968 Před 4 lety +272

    "Can we go outside"
    "No"
    "Why"
    "The sun is a deadly laser"
    "Oh ok"

  • @Sole_Samurai
    @Sole_Samurai Před 6 měsíci +8

    Rest in peace man. His scripts for videos will surely be missed.

  • @samuelmarkby2441
    @samuelmarkby2441 Před 4 lety +94

    “He might have been a super sayian, I can’t tell because his head is shaved”
    Nappa felt that.

  • @KnightOfAwesometon
    @KnightOfAwesometon Před 4 lety +352

    "From the way she talked about Skyrim, I assumed she'd been sealed away for a long time. At least a few hours." Oh god....my sides.

  • @kohnjack
    @kohnjack Před 4 lety +226

    “Stupid the horse”
    this WILL be my name in the new game I start in the elder scrolls 5th edition

  • @RosieAnims
    @RosieAnims Před 3 lety +96

    21:41 might be the best death in this run. That Gargoyle charging up out of nowhere with that meaty swing and Mitten’s body getting spun around pretty much slayed me.

    • @879PC
      @879PC Před 10 měsíci

      Slayed him too

  • @Alias2203
    @Alias2203 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Rest in peace mitten squad

  • @peanabutter1619
    @peanabutter1619 Před 4 lety +258

    "If i'm going blind, i want to be really blind"
    -Mitten Squad, 2019

  • @Bull625
    @Bull625 Před 4 lety +293

    nearly choked on my yorkshire tea when you referenced The Spiffing Brit

    • @johnelvin2414
      @johnelvin2414 Před 4 lety +1

      When was that?

    • @Bull625
      @Bull625 Před 4 lety +3

      @@johnelvin2414 10:30

    • @wesss9353
      @wesss9353 Před 4 lety +6

      I was going to like the comment, but you have 69 likes and I just can't increase the like number

    • @chilingamer
      @chilingamer Před 4 lety +11

      Why wasn’t it Yorkshire tea GOLD

    • @wesss9353
      @wesss9353 Před 4 lety

      @@Bull625 here's your like, as others increased your like number

  • @Mr.GobIin
    @Mr.GobIin Před 7 měsíci +11

    Rip legend

  • @actualvipermain8606
    @actualvipermain8606 Před 4 lety +601

    Next up “Can you beat Skyrim without being detected”

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom Před 4 lety +49

      You have to talk with NPCs in every game. Even Fallout New Vegas, which lets you kill nearly every single character in the game has Yes Man who can't be killed because there has to be at least one character capable of bringing you to the end of the story. It's literally impossible to not be detected by all characters in an Elder Scrolls or Fallout Game.

    • @thewebsite2728
      @thewebsite2728 Před 4 lety +2

      This is the best idea everr

    • @ookakabooga2515
      @ookakabooga2515 Před 4 lety +12

      this COULD be possible but does friendly npcs count??

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom Před 4 lety +27

      @@ookakabooga2515 Even if that caveat were applied, I'm fairly certain there's no way the challenge would work because A) If you're seen by friendly NPCs there's no way to tell if the enemies see you or not (like Delphine when watching Alduin resurrect the dragon, Parthunax when fighting Alduin on the Throat of the World, or the 3 heroes +Tsun in Sovengard). Plus, Dragons like Alduin can *fly* so unless you're literally invisible, it's pretty much impossible not to be seen. Especially since the fights with Alduin require the use of the Dragonrend shout, and Shouts dispell invisibility.

    • @actualvipermain8606
      @actualvipermain8606 Před 4 lety +3

      Friendlies don’t count

  • @JamesFoxPodcast
    @JamesFoxPodcast Před 4 lety +318

    I laughed so hard when he said he traveled to Minecraft. I don't know why.

    • @Bromosomo
      @Bromosomo Před 4 lety +3

      same

    • @JamesFoxPodcast
      @JamesFoxPodcast Před 4 lety +2

      @@QWERTY-of8qh you know Paul

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs Před 4 lety

      @@QWERTY-of8qh watch his falloit new vegas videos. In one of them, he gives every reason why you should shoot animals

    • @anonthe-third2367
      @anonthe-third2367 Před 4 lety

      Calcium Elmo slayed me

  • @MEGURMAN
    @MEGURMAN Před 4 lety +2705

    "Skyrim is widely considered to be the 5th elder scrolls game" lol

    • @hardcoregamingdk
      @hardcoregamingdk Před 4 lety +123

      MEGURMAN i Think skyrim is the next Best elder scrolls 5

    • @styrasod5907
      @styrasod5907 Před 4 lety +8

      Hallo thar. Mah naime es Calvihin.
      Plaese *subscroob* ti mah channeel fur goud lock fur many long time

    • @indygamertag829
      @indygamertag829 Před 4 lety +12

      Glad I’m not the only one that heard that😂

    • @justinmohan3993
      @justinmohan3993 Před 4 lety +4

      @@indygamertag829 This^

    • @kyrieeleison9599
      @kyrieeleison9599 Před 4 lety +5

      I thought he said best
      Didnt expect him to say that the 5th game is 5th

  • @anonthe-third2367
    @anonthe-third2367 Před 4 lety +264

    "He did bad things to me with his mouth"

  • @PoloJugga5799
    @PoloJugga5799 Před 4 lety +93

    "I screamed it against a wall"
    Mitten Squad 2019

  • @TheSektorz
    @TheSektorz Před 4 lety +144

    Can you beat Oblivion without encountering any hilarious dialogue?

  • @mr.themapman3462
    @mr.themapman3462 Před 4 lety +137

    The whole video was great, but I literally laughed out loud when you called him Calcium Elmo. That is too perfect.

  • @Qwerty-di3fc
    @Qwerty-di3fc Před 4 lety +55

    Falion for a half of the video be like: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @trust.worthy
      @trust.worthy Před 4 lety +1

      I think he only took sun damage because of a mod

    • @finnsvensson9790
      @finnsvensson9790 Před 3 lety +12

      @@trust.worthy He didnt take sun damage, Vampires lose 25 of every stat when outside during the day, thats why he died, because he had -24 health.

  • @Ghostkiller108
    @Ghostkiller108 Před 4 lety +17

    5:07 "Took in the Raw beauty that was Elder Scrolls V" Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @craftinganewworld3806
    @craftinganewworld3806 Před 4 lety +21

    "Skyrim is widely considered to be the best Elder Scrolls 'five' of all time." Lovely, this video is gonna be a hella good ride :)

  • @cobrah7969
    @cobrah7969 Před 4 lety +77

    19:20 You are only needed to shout him off the balcony, but that makes things interesting i guess.

    • @BingBong714
      @BingBong714 Před 4 lety +5

      There's an invisible wall for the fight.

    • @medaelmtree1538
      @medaelmtree1538 Před 4 lety +3

      @@BingBong714 You have to time it perfectly. Half a second too early or too late, he will only hit the wall. The best time to do it is pretty much as soon as Serana is forced to let go. If you do it in time, he will go flying off the castle. After that, you're pretty much fucked.

    • @melrenee5416
      @melrenee5416 Před 4 lety +1

      BRUHHHH FR? THat fight took me like half an hour 😤

    • @decimation9780
      @decimation9780 Před 4 lety

      Don’t do that, just continuously use Unrelenting Force to stunlock the bastard, before whaling on him like there’s no tomorrow. I finished the fight in about ten minutes.

  • @samk7777
    @samk7777 Před 3 lety +14

    “Become unethical” might be the funniest thing youve ever said

  • @crazyfishrmn27
    @crazyfishrmn27 Před 4 lety +39

    @6:16 "that bear flew away after it was attacked, then it's friend ate me"
    My sides have ascended

  • @RaggedDan
    @RaggedDan Před 4 lety +141

    Mitten: *I chose not to be a vampire*
    Portal: imma bout to end this whole man's career

  • @neonknight1252
    @neonknight1252 Před 4 lety +47

    ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES T-
    I picked up a wierd rubix cube and continued on my way

  • @thehoodlum8462
    @thehoodlum8462 Před 4 lety +17

    This guys commentary, subtle jokes and relentless determination is amazing, definitely subbed, and gonna binge watch every vid. These are super entertaining.

  • @williamduvet9569
    @williamduvet9569 Před 4 lety +9

    Fun tip for anyone using this dlc. The keeper on the tower can be shouted off the edge with unrelenting force, just like serana

    • @goose5654
      @goose5654 Před 2 lety

      Decided to try it after I died the third time. Like a charm

  • @ThebigNut
    @ThebigNut Před 4 lety +268

    Took in the beauty of the elder scrolls five
    Nothing’s loaded in or has textures

  • @Zilis_
    @Zilis_ Před 4 lety +492

    Can you beat oblivion without taking any damage?

    • @theomegablade6415
      @theomegablade6415 Před 4 lety +31

      yes, just wrong warp to the end within 10 minutes of the game

    • @sebastianjones5188
      @sebastianjones5188 Před 4 lety +9

      Can you beat oblivion without taking any damage ( no glitches what's so ever)

    • @theomegablade6415
      @theomegablade6415 Před 4 lety +4

      @@sebastianjones5188 no glithches would be cool but hard, i'd watch then but oblivion still has that massive end game skip so it still is techniqcally, sean will just have to put up with being a dragon 1000x faster than he'd like to

    • @bigfudge2031
      @bigfudge2031 Před 4 lety +11

      can you beat Oblivion without encountering any memes?

    • @OriosBackup
      @OriosBackup Před 4 lety +3

      @@bigfudge2031 here's the problem, Oblivion itself is a giant meme

  • @FriendShaped1045
    @FriendShaped1045 Před 8 měsíci +3

    Every time I see one of your old videos pop up I get super excited, miss you Mitten Man!!

  • @wonkingmywilly
    @wonkingmywilly Před 5 měsíci +3

    rest easy man, your a hero in the elder scrolls and fallout communities

  • @bzeffer
    @bzeffer Před 4 lety +60

    Paul: Can I go out in the sun?
    Skyrim: No.
    Paul: Why?
    Skyrim: The sun is a deadly laser.

  • @Lieutenxnt_Dxn
    @Lieutenxnt_Dxn Před 4 lety +65

    Hazzah! That spiffing Britt reference was magnificent.

    • @scottm3985
      @scottm3985 Před 4 lety +5

      For some reason I keep mixing tf2 and spiff, and thinking Huzzah!!! It is I, the Spiffing
      Brit, and this is my gun, and my cup of Yorkshire Tea

    • @DeadsTBD
      @DeadsTBD Před 4 lety +1

      2nd youtuber that i watch to reference him lately... Well he deserves it but a pleasant surprise xD

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin Před 4 lety

      Mittenbrit is real!

  • @Jaybo1213
    @Jaybo1213 Před 4 lety +40

    "And we agreed to meet back at Dawnguard for some tea and... and... and that's the only Spiffing Brit reference i got" XD that killed me

  • @Dekkaii
    @Dekkaii Před 4 lety +83

    Mitten squad: that’s the only spiffing Brit reference I have
    Me and captain America: I got that reference

  • @Grif2501
    @Grif2501 Před 4 lety +136

    Mitten Squad left a bucket?????????
    Who are you and what do you want for the return of the real mitten squad.

    • @nguyenquyetthang1326
      @nguyenquyetthang1326 Před 4 lety +3

      This is actually Frank, not Paul

    • @eth1987
      @eth1987 Před 4 lety +2

      no this is Patrick.

    • @kevinfuentes3961
      @kevinfuentes3961 Před 4 lety

      Lmao dude I'm dead. Is this the krusty crab?

    • @eth1987
      @eth1987 Před 4 lety

      @@kevinfuentes3961 no this is Patrick.

    • @eth1987
      @eth1987 Před 4 lety +1

      @@kevinfuentes3961 ( and I'm done doing this.)

  • @MrEpyLeptik
    @MrEpyLeptik Před 4 lety +23

    Could be interesting to see how hard it would be to beat skyrim in vampire mode only

    • @deathgun4638
      @deathgun4638 Před 4 lety +1

      Won't work you have to hit patheraxx with fire breath and you can't go in door

  • @xanderbriggs2794
    @xanderbriggs2794 Před 4 lety +11

    Nobody:
    Vampires in Skyrim: the sun is a deadly laser

  • @MrChEEzyNach0s
    @MrChEEzyNach0s Před 4 lety +27

    I literally cry laughing watching these videos, like when you said, “I sent one to the eternal pound, then sent the other to the farm” I diedddddd 😂😂😂

  • @tannerholechek5873
    @tannerholechek5873 Před 4 lety +42

    Honestly seeing you and spiffing Brits reference each other is amazing. You two are my favorite creators currently. Extremely good content

    • @synthsol5522
      @synthsol5522 Před 4 lety

      Tanner Holechek what was it I missed it

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange Před 4 lety

      Synth Sol Iunno what Britbong’s reference was but Paul said tea, which is ”the only Spiffing Brit reference he knows”.

  • @redmoon383
    @redmoon383 Před 4 lety +60

    Is a vampire.
    Complains about the darkness.

  • @Blackjack1317
    @Blackjack1317 Před 4 lety +3

    I like that you always think of something new in those videos. We had plenty of no damage videos but we didn't have any stealth archery in previous episodes. You keep things interesting and entertaining.

  • @RG_Hearth
    @RG_Hearth Před 4 lety +22

    You beat the game in the time it takes to load a fast travel on Xbox 360.

  • @rugalheidbernstein9944
    @rugalheidbernstein9944 Před 4 lety +72

    Can you beat Fallout 3 as Mr Burke (Only using the weapons and apparel from his corpse).

  • @mia-ul4ou
    @mia-ul4ou Před 4 lety +48

    "that's one weird looking Rubik's cube"
    Famous last words

    • @TitanBeats
      @TitanBeats Před 4 lety

      when was that

    • @mia-ul4ou
      @mia-ul4ou Před 4 lety

      @@TitanBeats that happened just before he died are you blind

    • @HY-ti4bh
      @HY-ti4bh Před 4 lety

      A new hand touches the beacon

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs Před 4 lety

      @@HY-ti4bh listen!hear me and obey! A foul darkness has seeped into my temple; a darkness that you will destroy. Return the beacon to mount kilkreath, and i will make you the instrument of my cleansing light.

  • @LegendKiller029
    @LegendKiller029 Před 4 lety

    I was watching/listening this video while grinding mindlessly in this game and the spiffing brit reference caught my attention and made me smile thank you :)

  • @novatheraven
    @novatheraven Před 2 lety +2

    Paul:i found two huskies
    :D
    Paul:they were far tougher then I expected
    D:

  • @vixity6785
    @vixity6785 Před 4 lety +60

    Todd Howard: are you challenging my creativity?
    Paul/mitten squad: yes

    • @Azure-Flame-Bee
      @Azure-Flame-Bee Před 4 lety +3

      Plot twist, Mitten Squad IS Todd Howard

    • @somefuckingrandom
      @somefuckingrandom Před 4 lety +6

      Tom?

    • @dekkard4982
      @dekkard4982 Před 4 lety +1

      its Todd Howard, you can edit your comment if you want to fix it

    • @smuglord5057
      @smuglord5057 Před 4 lety +7

      For those confused Tom is Todds long lost brother from another mother, and is the true overseer of The Skyrim 5: Elderscrolls

    • @vixity6785
      @vixity6785 Před 4 lety

      What in the world is happing here also I fixed the comment

  • @boazbolhuis1836
    @boazbolhuis1836 Před 4 lety +48

    5:35 vampires get an ability to turn invisible, have muffled movement and get a bonus to illusion magic. They're perfect for stealth

    • @ELiT3Griefer
      @ELiT3Griefer Před 4 lety +8

      Boaz Bolhuis also as a vampire lord you can summon a gargoyle and use the bats form to escape and become invincible

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 Před 4 lety

      the sun

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 Před 4 lety +1

      @@kedarunzi9139 Still ended up crippled by the sun for half the questline

    • @kedarunzi9139
      @kedarunzi9139 Před 4 lety

      @@sephikong8323 yeah but still better than the whole episode

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 Před 4 lety

      @@kedarunzi9139 *an entire episode of this is better than just half an episode
      Here, I fixed this for you ;)

  • @zeldafan88
    @zeldafan88 Před 4 lety +30

    04:56 this ladies and gentlemen is what we call being "Memed to death"

    • @jzargo2187
      @jzargo2187 Před 4 lety +2

      I know what these guards are complaining about now. Arrows to the knee are fucking brutal

  • @sfsgh0st707
    @sfsgh0st707 Před 4 lety +4

    When you start the game and go to riverwood you can do the sven and fendall quest. If you side with fendall he can become a companion. Fendall can also train you in archery, when you give him all your money for archery points you can just take it all back and continue doing that until you just cant anymore. I hope this helps with further skyrim let's plays you do that involve bows

  • @alexsteelman4053
    @alexsteelman4053 Před 4 lety +46

    Mitten squad classic? I think you mean the Joestar secret technique.

  • @jacmatth.
    @jacmatth. Před 4 lety +114

    Can you beat Fallout 4 with just Minutemen Artillery would be pretty cool.

    • @beingsactual
      @beingsactual Před 4 lety +19

      Nah, not only does it have to be unlocked and acquired first, but a solid chunk of the main quest takes place indoors.
      The artillery would only be useful episodically.

    • @jacmatth.
      @jacmatth. Před 4 lety +12

      Cpt. Wolf Good point, I just thought it would be interesting to see mitten launching artillery every 30 seconds.

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs Před 4 lety +1

      @@beingsactual inside he can just run past the enemies

    • @raimarulightning
      @raimarulightning Před 4 lety +5

      @@Cybetrexs Not for Kellogg, just to name one wall.

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs Před 4 lety

      @@raimarulightning touche

  • @bmblb7642
    @bmblb7642 Před 4 lety +7

    "I assumed she had been sealed away for a long time.. At least a few hours"
    Well... You're not wrong xD

  • @carmelo6546
    @carmelo6546 Před 3 lety +7

    "I screamed it against the wall" I do that to my emotions

  • @Azure_fae
    @Azure_fae Před 4 lety +45

    "screen peaking isn't allowed in this dimension"

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 Před 4 lety +13

    Can you complete Skyrim as only a werewolf?
    -While in human form, no weapons or armor may be equipped
    -damage may only be dealt while in werewolf form.
    I suppose I'd be willing to try this one my self as well...

    • @MrSmilingDeath
      @MrSmilingDeath Před 4 lety +2

      I was actually just thinking about this.

    • @KaiseiKusamon
      @KaiseiKusamon Před 4 lety +3

      This is actually really easy so long as you have the ring of hircine

    • @Somerandomperson-hl1kt
      @Somerandomperson-hl1kt Před 4 lety +1

      An Anime Person With An Egg Shaped Hairclip and the dawnguard dlc because of the op perks. (I’m definitely gonna try that.)

    • @Nillowo
      @Nillowo Před 4 lety

      An Anime Person With An Egg Shaped Hairclip you just need a follower I suppose for the ring of hircine. However I don’t know if the dude replaces your follower when you’re hunting shit? It’s been a while since I got the ring. But yeah this would actually be really cool

  • @IXCproductions
    @IXCproductions Před 4 lety +7

    Beat fallout 4 only using the Pain train perk. The perk allows you to deal damage by sprinting into enemies. This isn't a fallout 4 video but I thought it'd be a good idea.

  • @d.robinson6262
    @d.robinson6262 Před 4 lety +10

    That affordable housing for gargoyles line hit me in my stone heart

  • @NeedsMoreBirds
    @NeedsMoreBirds Před 4 lety +56

    Calcium elmo...
    I love the creative ways you deliberately mispronounce names.

    • @songbird6414
      @songbird6414 Před 3 lety +2

      I need a compilation of him saying Farengars name wrong

    • @bread9704
      @bread9704 Před 3 lety

      Its one am im lagfing and have the imp jingal stuck in my head

  • @Jayjayayson
    @Jayjayayson Před 4 lety +19

    "Become unethical shout" I love how the jokes just slap out of left field

  • @dennisdunker8764
    @dennisdunker8764 Před 4 lety +2

    Lmao
    "Unsubscribe because I dont make mod reviews"
    Dude your sense of humor is on point. Cracks me up

  • @kammagantilakshmidas7592
    @kammagantilakshmidas7592 Před 3 lety +1

    This video is so underrated. So much time and effort has gone into this.

  • @HighlandMacGreggor
    @HighlandMacGreggor Před 4 lety +85

    Can you beat the Far Harbor DLC before dying, with zero radiation healing/protection?

    • @theomegablade6415
      @theomegablade6415 Před 4 lety +2

      this'd be interesting, but too annoying

    • @Smileyreal
      @Smileyreal Před 4 lety +4

      @@theomegablade6415 That's the point

    • @theomegablade6415
      @theomegablade6415 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Smileyreal i mean WAY too annoying to the point where it would require hours of pre planning and routing and mitten won't do that sort of thing.

  • @jeremyj.5687
    @jeremyj.5687 Před 4 lety +672

    Hahaha "Skyrim is widely considered to be the best TES 5 of all time"... you funny man you

    • @hardcoregamingdk
      @hardcoregamingdk Před 4 lety

      Jeremy J. Gyup

    • @daniellunateel
      @daniellunateel Před 4 lety +1

      Well it is the best, cause the phone came that came out after Oblivion was terrible

    • @HartTheHunter
      @HartTheHunter Před 4 lety +11

      @@daniellunateel
      But oblivion isn't TES5
      IT'S "oh the emperor died again part 2"

    • @shadestrider1033
      @shadestrider1033 Před 4 lety

      It’s a clever line, actually.

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs Před 4 lety

      @@HartTheHunter when did the emperor die the first time in a game?

  • @Crowvithian
    @Crowvithian Před 4 lety

    1:39
    I loved this part. I don't know it was just so out of place that is made me chuckle. The delivery of the word "Epic" is what sold it.

  • @jonathanhughes9281
    @jonathanhughes9281 Před 4 lety +4

    Crying with laughter watching this. 🤣
    I get the feeling you go through life unintentionally making things difficult for yourself.
    Brilliant! 👍

  • @Skaitania
    @Skaitania Před 4 lety +77

    "comedy"
    I laughed at that more than at the bad pun, which sucked.

  • @theodorusdeath
    @theodorusdeath Před 4 lety +161

    Day 5 of telling mitten to play skyrim with only a shield

    • @electricsh4rk797
      @electricsh4rk797 Před 4 lety +14

      that is quite easy, you just need the targe of the blooded and the infinite stamina regen glitch

    • @homers1999
      @homers1999 Před 4 lety +11

      I mean, ymfh already did that.. :p

    • @theodorusdeath
      @theodorusdeath Před 4 lety +2

      Not exactly he did it with a

    • @theodorusdeath
      @theodorusdeath Před 4 lety +3

      Torch

    • @homers1999
      @homers1999 Před 4 lety +2

      @@electricsh4rk797 he's done it with many things.. torches, shields... Etc etc

  • @BerserkArmyOf1
    @BerserkArmyOf1 Před 2 lety +2

    I love the “tea and…and…that’s the only spiffing Brit reference I got”

  • @Leto85
    @Leto85 Před 4 lety +2

    Well done man. I had to laugh at the entering Soul Cairn area first time as a non-vampire. Of course that would happen... I could have known. :P