Every TF2 Weapon Reviewed in 10 Words or Less
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- čas přidán 11. 07. 2024
- Dom reviews all the weapons of Team Fortress 2 quickly. Reskins like Festives, Golden weapons and decorated weapons are excluded. They function identically but look different.
This video is up to date as of the time it released. If balance changes occur in the future and change item stats the video may become outdated. Keep this in mind if a review seems incorrect.
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>outside of medieval mode, never go full demoknight.
Bold words within eyelander range.
I love to play full persian persuader demoknight. So much fun, in any gamemode.
Claidheamh mor being thrown down into high meme play but neutral serious?!
He must not known how bloody crazy it gets when a demo is literally flying across the damn map like a bullet from trimping, as long as it isn't CTF.
bold words for someone on top of my stickies
@@literallyglados bold words for someone in range of me, my splendid screen, and vaccinator medic set to explosive resist.
@@Talla50k oh no
mantreads got a low meme-play score
how
That's what I'm asking as well.
@@Robbie_Riot same
Same
Same
yeah
like use it with the rocket jumper and your pretty much a meme god
Did he just give the mantreads a low meme-play score? *That's half the reason anyone uses it.*
he confused the gunboats and the mantreads
*the O N L Y reason*
Plus the air-mobility
He needs to play more hightower.
Pa-Pow!
bruh what did you say about the claidheamh mor and eyelander
Yo money
Weapons that makes you take extra damage forces you to get gud change my mind
Trimp with a small gemotry angle and explode their heads 30 meters of the ground
Solarlight : D what you doin here, love ya videos man
demoknight tf2
look its a funi
Well I disagree with about 60% of this, so it’s great
InvHazion don’t worry, we hold the true answers. The people that don’t play tf2 are the ones that suffer 😢
Sebastian Schlarmann heh
Yeah same
Same
You are pretty tolerant.
“Outside of medieval mode. Never go full demoknight.”
I can hear the demoknights around the world laughing at this statement.
I didn't say demoknight was bad, only that going melee-only is bad. Having a grenade launcher when demoknighting is better. You can damage enemies not directly next to you and be helpful with sentries.
Enjoy getting headshot from full.
@@s4videos Yeah, but, annihilating someone with nothing but a sword is funnier.
Shhhh don’t let them know I need the chainstabs off them
@@thatemeraldguy4585
True.
Bat: Overshadowed by utility
Also Bat: Highest rating of the scout melees
Polkatown probably cuz the of pan or machete and other Reskins
I feel like that's just a testament to how shitty Scout's melee selection is lmao
Alexander LeBlanc yeah well he rated the meta scout melee ( basher for the purpose of building uber) as low serious play score. He clearly has no idea what he is talking about
This is what i think of all the stock melee weapons excluded spy sniper and engineer and posibly heavy becuse their stock melee viability and memery depends.
Almost all stock melee weapons; bat, shovel, fireaxe, bottle, bonesaw
General: neutral
Serious/ competitive: neutral
Meme: neutral - high
As he have summerise, they get overshadowed by other better choiceses. But the reason i put this high is becuse their stock, they are still viable in any kind of situation and they are prefect as a beginner's weapons. Their more towards the "better than nothing" kind of stereotype as let be honest not the best weapons in the game but as a good alternative if u didn't have the meta weapon that everyone uses. I myself was in this kind of situation. Im a medic main and still use the bone saw due to me still haven't receive ubersaw for some reason, and still i perform just as well with it by dealling some damage and defending myself pretty well against spys. The reason meme score is neutral to potentially high is becuse as the meme goes, "No one uses them", hence people uses them just because of it. Example, an experienced played understand stock melee is not a good weapon but they use it anyway becuse it funny. Another example, in mvm some idoit just max out its fireaxe upgrade and he still managed to out damage the sinper just by whacking it continuously and die instantly. Now thats funny.
"no statistically identical weapons." Immediately shows capper and luger.
He means things like "Ubersaw" , "Festive Ubersaw" , "(Insert paint) painted ubersaw"
If anything, the C.A.P.P.E.R. and the Lugermorph are literally just reskins, and are in fact statistically the same.
Also the fishcake
Yeah he literally showed the golden wrench...
How about Mad/Mutated Milk? Boston Basher/Three-Rune Blade? I could go on...
You gave the boston basher a serious-play score of "low"? It's used in literally every single pro match when building ubers.
Its more of a utility weapon. The bat is a bit more effective.
@@user-xl1up5jy8q actually not, if you have good melee aim of course
@@FulanoConPsicosis its easy to miss with scout bcs of the fast swing speed, but if you can aim... ok
Most of this video is bs.
@Eren Akay calm down b4nny fan
"holy mackerel gets a neutral"
*Loads fish with malicious intent
what do you mean by loads fish
@@sirdroplet9763 I've modified my fish to take shotgun shells.
@@beautifulmeeses ok good
@@beautifulmeeses Thank god. I was thinking of something else.....
Be right back covering the holy fish with some mad milk
how dare you diss my shortstop like that, putting it as a low memeable weapon too? what a disgrace
I bought it on the Mann. Co store. Severely underrated. And for the record, it IS pretty good for mid range. Don’t know what he’s talking about.
Shove is still useless rhough
@@donovanjoseph737 it is good at close range too, well if you can land your shots, the DPS is better than stock I believe, and they shove inst totally useless, it's underpowered yes but you can use it to shove people into saws, pits etc, and possibly shove a medic or their patient away from eachother while they're ubered, although you should leave this job to Pyro if there is any.
I couldn’t have said it any better.
Shortstop is my main.
Shove is good on Hightower if you pretend to be friendly and then shove someone off the cliff.
Jag as low in Serious-play? As an engi main im offended
He said it's bad. I'm offended x2.
It’s literally one of the best wrenches in Engie’s arsenal! How did it score poorly there??
@@TurnaboutAkamia Even if you don't main engy, the weapon is great in setups for when engies want to move a level 3 sentry and have level 3 teleporter entrances before the spawn timer ends. I like to use this to help fellow engineers finish up setting up before swapping to another class.
Jag and Southern Hospitality rated so low makes 0 sense indeed. Jag is arguably the best wrench, and the SH is basically a direct upgrade from Stock but in this video it was put at low score while stock at high score lol.
@@albertobellini98 Jag is fine being higher, I don't see SH being that good. You have no crits to defend yourself and you're more vulnerable to some damage.
L'etranger: "Best used with Deadringer"
MrPaladin: Looking in disguist
EXACTLY WTF ITS LIKE THE OPPOSITE
@@NINT3ND0master Exact opposite of your statement. The only way a spy can make the dead ringer recharge faster is with the Big Earner or the L'etranger.
Dead ringer is one of the worst spytool along with cloak & dagger, both of these are anti team play gadgets. C&D promotes sitting in a corner waiting for a frag and Deadringer is basically a one trick pony, and I don't know why he rated boston basher so low its my main Scout melee along with Candycane
Grandmaster Kush I'm gonna disagree with you on this, I think c&d is better than stock
ZaTrapu eh, depends on your play style
*_"'The only rocket launcher that can say the N word.'"_*
Unless you rename it the "Plaid Box" (Yeah its a war paint, don't judge me)
Ben Silva its black
@Ben Silva blackbox
Liberty Launcher has entered the chat
Its a ligga
6:36 SolarLight wants to know your medic location.
*trimps literally the entire map distance twice over just to stand behind you
demoknight tf2.
demoknight tf2
Demoknight tf2
demoknight tf2
The shortstop is just allows you to become a high school bully
Or the taunt kill police
When he said the amby and the dr is good in 2019
*you have entered the comedy era*
Get good
@@Rxconfigure Good luck c:
@@ivanyy "dr"
"Get good"
Lmao ok person who depends on a crutch because of bad positioning skills
@@mikegivemecheese3001 Did you read the comment i responded to? Or you are not abled to read full sentences?
@@mikegivemecheese3001 before you keep acting like an idiot, I'll explain: I'm taunting him for saying that the amby is a bad weapon just because it is a crutch or because he is a salty spy main. I do use it ocassionally but I'm more of a stock guy.
"oUtsIdE oF mEdIEvAl mOdE, nEvEr gO fUlL dEmOkNiGhT!" That's when you're wrong kiddo!
Demoknight only works vs. incompetent unorganized teams tbh.
I played as demoknight in comp vs some good teams, if you're good enough, you can get some cool chainkills tbh
The demoknight, an alternative solution to all your ctf_2fort enemy spy problems!
This is coming from the guy saying the sticky launcher is the reason people play demo, I don't think he memes much
@Daniel von Strangle tf2, demoknight... nice to meet you.
Put Boston basher at low serious play score. Comp Scouts: REEEEEEEEeEEEEE
It's used for charging Uber as most people heard
Just gonna say this now, you really downplayed the Jags effectiveness
I think it got buffet
@@mohammadwaled409 yes, 5 years ago
Look at a side by side comparison. The building speed boost really is minimal, and you are sacrificing repair speed, which is pretty essential when you and your sentry are alone facing a heavy. It really isn't that good a wrench.
What about prinny machete? Mortals dont understeand how its more comical than legendary meme spoon
@@kadeonines5178 Jag > Stock any day of the week, unless you're a turtle. I can't believe how anybody would consider the stock superior when one of the main reasons Engie can be very uneffective is his slow speed. The Jag balances it out by letting him set up faster but at the cost of not being an absolute tank with his sentry.
"Outside of medieval mode, never go full demoknight"
*left eye glows* choose your next words wisely for my sword thirsts for more heads
Do you understand how fucking abysmal that sounds
dududu du
*_-demosans-_*
*Pulls out caber with malicious intent instead of sword*
I suppose a little criticism is never amiss. You've got a few typos here and there. Maybe worth a once over before upload. Otherwise, entertaining. I'm a sucker for the amputator, so you're rather spot on with that description.
It's good for a "medic melees only vs engineers" game mode.
Worth a read once.
Most points have been already mentioned, so I'll talk about this.
The Second Banana is only better than the Sandvich if your team doesn't have a competent Medic, since the main utility of the Sandvich is to heal your Medic. You wouldn't need to use it on yourself if you have a Medic doing more efficient healing that doesn't leave you helpless.
Fun fact the dolucus bar is a direct upgrade from the second banana it does everything the second banana does and gives you 50 extra health
@@johnnyherr2554 The second banana heals the user for 200 hp, the dalohoks bar only heals 100 to the user + the extra health, which you only gain if you hit max hp. They both function as a small medkit when thrown, which is why the sandvich trumps both when you have a competent medic, as the sandvich functions as a medium medkit when thrown.
Soda popper has higher than stock sustained dps
I feel like he ignored the fact that in fire rate and damage, its a force-a-nature that doesn't do knockback
Soda Popper is a god at burst damage
Plus it has faster reload speed than the force of nature
The extra jumps are just a bonus for me
0:37 Ban list moderator in competitive
"Originally had unlimited after burn duration"
Why don't we have that, that sounds amazing.
7:33 "PUNCH HIM SO HARD HE E X P L O D E S" - Mr.Torgue flexington.
Thank you.
Frying Pan: "The bain of all headphone users."
Pain and bane at the same time
You put the overdose as high?
Medic main wants to know your location
imagine using anything other than the crossbow lmfao
@@ShrodingersCatgirl I don't like using the crossbow
@@ZoofyZoof Yeah, your teammates never stand still and always die before you hit them.
@@ember2933 just aim better
@@garfreld WHY YOU-
I bet you're that scout that always makes 20 button presses every second!
I will never stop being mad about the Shortstop, Guillotine, and Sandman nerfs. I have strange pro-killstreaks for all three and it was beautiful.
When he said to Back Scatter *promotes unreliable play-style*
I can relate to that
>Gives Self-Aware Beauty Mark lower meme score than Jarate
You know it can be crit-boosted, right?
My logic for giving jarate a higher meme score is because it's more of a meme. On all the internet everyone knows the Sniper in Team Fortress 2 chugs a jar of pee at his enemies. Year and years of artwork and references created to the sniper and jerate make the weapon a bigger meme. BM is just some bread in a jar. No one's going to remember the TF2 Sniper for shooting a bread monster jar at people.
@@s4videos Fair enough.
Oh dear, though... I think you meant to say "chucks", not "chugs". D:
@@Monody512 check out the classic TF2 youtube video "SCOUT DRINKS JARATE BY ACCIDENT"
As someone who used the jag even before it was buffed, I cant in any degree agree with its description
3:56 They have crits at the front as well for no goddamn reason
And then I can literally never get crits with it :/
This has offended the masses.
Since it's shit
Even saying it's his opinion can't stop it being shit since how much of this is purely wrong
I'm surprised the Meme-Play score on the mackerel isn't just *ascended*
"Never go full demoknight outside medieval mode"
Bold words for someone within charge range
Shovel: Why do you have this equipped?
Me: It's duped, why else?
"I'm buying all duped gaster blasters send me a trade offer"
Bro the sodda popper is very good in 6's
Isnt it banned tho ?
@@cyrillaville2367 It's banned only in tournaments. Valve's competitive matchmaking has no restrictions.
@@AbadabaForever as if anyone plays that
@@gale6003 True
>talks about 6s
>VALVE'S MM
cool ok
Meme play score. This is truly the best weapon review video.
Nah, the mantreads scored low there, makes no sense
_- mantreads are low in meme-play_
_- half-zatoichi is high in meme-play_
-Boxing gloves of healing are not high meme score
*laughs in Hoovy*
I think everybody started using the Prinny Machete after getting crit by it for the 11th time
0:48 The text: "Very sold"
*Stonks*
Bruh the guillotine is still one of the best scout secondaries
You can do 90 damage from afar..there's a reason it's banned in competitive
Meanwhile the sandman and shortstop are crying because of the nerfs
Did I just see you put the Classic over the Hitman's Heatmaker? Wow, okay, fine, I didn't want you to be nice to my favorite rifle anyways
hi my favorite rifle is classic '(not a joke)'
but i respect yours to
it rewards the player for begin pro
@@nadir4562 Thank you for respecting my opinion, I will respect yours, as the Classic can do pretty good things in the right hands
@@ivanrivera3293 no problem mate
and allways memeber one thing
HEADSHOT CONGA
@@nadir4562 *_H E A D S H O T C O N G A_*
@@ivanrivera3293 it like crismas mooring
Did you just call golden wrench australium wrench??!
Machina has a meme score of "Low"?
Say whaaaaaaaaat?
In "(MY OPINION)" ill give it a score of neutral. It has a meme with it, just not that as funny as the other weapon.
This is basically SoundSmith's weapon stereotypes but shorter
And isnt correct
0:42
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Lemme stop you there. People weren't complaining because it was hard to hit the Scout due to his speed. People were complaining because the Scout's hit box couldn't keep up with him. If Valve had fixed the hit box, it would've been fine the way it was.
5:25 *Laugh in SolarLight, iLander and AceTheOcarinaMaker*
11:27 I mean the first stab is really easy and you go up to 210 health making it kinda op. I have escaped so many situations just because of this weapon
Plus doesnt afterburn not show when over-healed?
4:16 "serious score: low"
*sketchek would like to know your location*
“If you’re gonna die, take someone with you.”
And then I collided with the World Trade Center.
But the explosion missed
As much as I hate this joke and I’m glad I forgot about it up until now.
They still took people with them.
I’m ashamed I made this comment.
@@Awfulfeature It's been 3 days and you probably have forgot again.
Here is a reminder.
@@dixiecrat97 u bich
@TheCyberShark GOD DAMN IT
Cool video but PLEASE THAT DINg AFTER EVERY WEAPON IS SO EAR GRADING.
Why do people hate the quick fix? It's actually amazing in the right hands.
As a team player i agree
5:03 huh...unlimited afterburn is actually an interesting stat (despite a LOT of things getting rid of it either way)
just came back to this video after 2 years, very good video!
Just found this video at random, your editing quality is pretty good, the thumbnail looks cool. I disagree with the soda popper, I think it’s actually pretty good. I went on a total roll with it on banana bay the other day. I takes the burst damage of the force of nature without the knock back allowing for more consistent shots as you can follow up with a second meat shot. And with the winger? Oh what a god like combo!
Still feel like it's gimmick is too situational, not very reliable on maps with less verticality..? Maybe you have a point though
Sunnexo its literally banned in comp 6s anything that is meta in comp or banned there should have a high serious score like the basher for example which is used to charge uber for medics in comp.
Lots of complaints. Mine is the fact you said dragons fury is bad. Meanwhile it melts single targets to the point that you can 1v1 heavy’s if you get the jump on them. Even able to obliterate other pyros due to its short flame persistence on them. *Later in video* saying the eyelander is bad. Seriously. Basically the baby face blaster in melee form. With minor downsides that actually get removed after like 2 kills. Having extra hp and speed for just getting lucky with a melee or having a shield is not nearly what I would refer to as “bad”. Not the consensus but the Natascha is my baby. It ruins any sort of explosive jumping. Makes medics move at heavy speed and is generally just a soft stun lock. Like having old airblasts stun effect on anything that moves. For the record this is just opinion and all that. Have a nice day
I use claidheamh mor, and i think that it can be more than "not worth it" if you know how to use it with the charges. And yeah, i recentrly discovered Solar.
natascha is horribly unfun to fight against, it needs a nerf
@@aetu35 It’s annoying yes, but a heavy can’t puff and sting. And peaking a heavy is the easy counter anyway.
Just watched Dominic Noble's vid on the Artemis Fowl movie before seeing this in recommended.
I went from one Dom to another!
2:52 no not really
I'd say the buff banner is the weakest banner since a sniper can throw jarate and a medic usually uses the kritskrieg
Omg finally a good(ish) review of the Overdose
10:07 the hitmans heatmaker is what made me get good at head shots
OBJECTION!
The Back-Scratcher can be very effective around medics! The slower heal speed allows the medic to obtain Über faster!
I like how he included the construction and destruction PDA, he really reviewed *EVERY* weapon
Three-Rune Blade/Boston Basher is serious in Compets
Back scratcher: stay away from medics
Back scratcher pyro getting medic to build Uber:u serious?
there are better ways to build uber
wojtekpolska yeah like the basher of wait he labeled that low serious score wrongly too it should of been ranked high
Got traumatized from each ping
12:07
Also incredible if an engie's closely guarding his sentry, stopping normal saps. Can easily halve sentry dps.
4:04 No joke I actually said that when I selected it I swear
First time I used the Phlog I was so new to the game I didn't even knew Pyro could air blast so while reading the the Phlog's stats I was like "No air blast? The fuck is air blast anyway" thinking it was basically a direct upgrade from Stock.
I can't believe you used the words "bushwacka" "Jarate" and "intelligent" in the same sentence
Piss, whack haha me smart
That Ap-Sap overview was amazing and true.
Yay for Wheatley
Dead ringer: _It's still quite good._
...
*And he was never heard from again.*
Eviction Notice: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
shortstop got a low meme-play score despite being able to shove wtf
you should have just called the Boston Basher
“Uber builder 9000”
You nailed the crossing guard.
Don't underestimate a good demoknight, they can wipe a whole team
(calls Prinny Machete ugly and unfitting in artstyle)
*INRAGED DOOD NOISES*
I never get why the Quickiebomb gets snub. I think it has excellent long-range utility for Demo.
"The top part should move when firing, like real Luger"
There is a statement like this that can be make for nearly ALL the guns in the game.
Make the shells pop out from the left side
Make the slide on the pistols actually move
Make the the clip of the revolver actually spin
Make the loch and load be consistent with its ammo count (3 pipes for 3 barrels)
@@scaryshit24 Indeed.
I mean, I main pyro and the thermal thurster is quite powerful if used the right way. Are you in an undesirable location and enemies are coming to you? Use it, Are the enemies not aware of their surroundings? Teleport behind them and roast their butts with the backburner.
"I main pyro"
Point disregarded.
@@nwefie_ Used to main, now I'm a med main, point still stands
fists of steel got low on both serious and general viability? They're Heavy's best melee weapon my guy
"Never go full demoknight outside medieval mode"
Me a demopan main:may i forgive you but my pan won't
I'm just glad my boy "Back Scatter" wasn't given a terrible score... but, how dare you give the flying guillotine that score
2:25 thats is ilegal
The short circuit is an absolute god tier weapon, otherwise god video!
??? The Short Circuit kinda sucks, tf u talking about
@@thanosdevito Watch Uncle Dane Short Circuit vid, it's just a good weapon to defend your buildings
2:36 it may be weak but that doesn't stop it from scaring off the enemy team XD
6:09 nobody gonna talk about that?
*12:34** YOU FORGOT TO SAY DOOD!*
>Boston and three rune
>serious play: low
Out
Claidhemor is amazing if you have a sheild and grenade launcher when you use it like the powerjack for extra mobility
Natasha: Why can’t anyone agree on this thing? Is it OP or useless? Is it a crutch or shit? No one knows.
Brass Beast: He’s not wrong, though it’s excellent on defense... assuming there’s no snipers.
Tomislav: You kidding me? Ninja Heavy is a fantastic strategy.
Huo-Long: Kinda hit the nail on the head here. Spies really don’t give a shit about the fire ring...
how tf sydney sleeper got "neutral" meme score that thing the ultra meme machine
Face it. You paused and counted every single word for each weapon
i can agree with the blutsaugers explanation , half the time i die is because of after burn because i have it equipped
“Outside of medieval never go full demoknight”
I play demo knight in competitive and usually smack
The Black box
CAN SAY THE N WORD
9:14 since when is blue defending?
Maximilian Klinger koth? 5cp?
Thats not Asymmetrical
When you only have 20 hours on pyro but you airblast more than actually using the fire
"crit a cola has low meme score"
Just use it like the buffalo sandvich and go ham with your melee, preferably fish.