Jesus Meets Mary Magdalene’s Pimp - Key & Peele
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- Jesus Christ has an encounter with Mary Magdalene’s pimp.
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#KeyandPeele - Komedie
Losing your girls to leprosy: pimp struggles in 30 AD.
Wait this is after Christ and before death so wouldn’t it be like 30 BD?
@@DaMultiPurpose AD means anno domini- the year of our lord in latin
I thought AD was after death and BC was before Christ
@@doctordeath2551 That would mean Jesus was 0 years old.
I'm pretty sure Jesus was alive in BC times and died during 1AD... correct me if I am wrong
Seeing an unknown Key and Peele sketch is one of the greatest Christmas presents there are.
True
@@BertMMA who said that?
@@BertMMA how would you know you met him?
@@BertMMA Everyone had brown skin back then.
@@BertMMA Is anyone?
Race is a social construct that has been weaved & fabricated into existence since it's misconception in lieu of ethnicity.
An existence we continue to allow, assign & assume. Indeed, "Jesus ain't black" he's of Jewish ethnicity.
The costume design on this show is so good. The ancient pimp costume lmao
It's so accurate 😂😭
thats the main thing I noticed lol
Gali-Leroy 😄
But key kept say caravan with was so not in that time period but somehow still made it funny 😂
I would like that Last Supper painting with Gala-leroy for my kitchen.
“I’m gonna stay here with Jeeeezuhs”
I died LOL
“nnNO!!” 😂
Lmao
Yeah, GaliLeeroy! 😂
Agreed😂😂😂😂😂😂
The fact that 'Jesus' had to defend his carpentry skills.
I still like that old carpenters tale. His last home to build, so after so many years he was in a rush to retire and be a slacker. It ended up being his retirement gift and he had to suffer his own shitty works.
@@jayeisenhardt1337 That's funny/interesting 😄
He wasn’t an actual carpenter but more in a metaphorical way that he’s build spiritual things and spread them thru the Jewish kingdom for his people to use but that’s just the title they gave him. But yea, it was pretty funny lmfao
@@brianlexl1215 assuming a lot of things there ...
@@brianlexl1215 his foster father, St Joseph was a Carpenter, Christ would have practiced carpentry during his private life, until he was 30.
Time of death: the moment I heard the name “Galileroy”
Lmao
Can't stop laughing 😂😂
leroy heimer
😂😂😂💀💀💀💀🤣
I SWEAR
“GALILEROY”
After I heard that, my life changed. Thank you for this 😂
Seriously!
I didn’t even hear it I thought she just called him Leroy
hahahahaha
😂😂😅
lmao gonna named my Son Galileroy
I love how Mary’s voice goes from modest and humble to sassy street chick once Gali-Leroy shows up
Code switching!
“I’ve been busy with non-carpentry work”😂😂😂
Got me too😂😂
The face that he put was priceless lol
Could you explain why this phrase is funny? Im foreigner . So it's hard to understand it
@@user-id3nn7dc4x it's the way he said it and the fact that it's a good excuse
@@user-id3nn7dc4x because hes been out preaching since meeting John the Baptist
"I'm a carpenter"
"then why is your house look like shit
"I've been busy with non-carpentry work"
Reminds me of Pine Barrens episode from The Sopranos.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember when they said that! It was a funny joke.
Yes, saying exactly what they say in the video. Hilarious and a worthy comment of 400+ likes.
Said every carpenter
As a pastor, I'm racking my brain to find a reason to use this as a sermon illustration. Absolute gold.
Gross pastor
@@isGod33 If by "gross" you mean "hilarious," then yes. I'm the grossest.
@@johnnycabrera2714 I think you're the type of pastor that has fun with little kids
@@isGod33 0 to 100
Shows you how much Christianity has fallen.
The "Jesus said we don't neeeeeed things' line had me rolling 🤣
It's my favorite part! 😅
"I've been busy with non carpentry work"
Damn, Jesus and I finaly have something in common.
Explain...I dont get what you mean
@@94oddy procrastinating I guess?
@@knighthunter1791 That would make sense, I also was wondering if he was a carpenter that does non-carpentry related stuff too (that may or may not include being a pimp lol)
@@94oddy The joke is that between everything jesus have done and sayed and all his historical and cultural influences, what brings us closer him and I is the fact I too am sometimes doing non carpentry work , pimping not included.
@@94oddy Well, it's kind of like me, a professional chef who never wants to cook at home. LOL
everyones gangsta until someone hear the name "GaliLeroy" 😂
That joke got me 😭
I will name my next dnd character galileroy
He's the missing 13th disciple
🤣
Talaga vah!!!!!!
I love how she says "No!" Like a petulant child and hides behind Jesus. What an awesome sketch.
“No I’m not going with you Galileeroy, I’m gonna stay here with Jeeesus”
Whoever came up with the name Galileeroy is a genius 😂
Galileeroy is definitely up there with Gun Rack. 🤣🤣🤣
Jesus playing some front-hand back-hand.
@@PrinziComedy_ stop
lol
A man of culture, I see.
😂🤣
and he's winning
"Oh no Jesus , I think it's my pimp" the greatest line ever written
Right up there with "Jesus has got a rocking swimmers bod" a la Hamlet 2
And South Parks Christian rock episode.. also hysterical.. turning loves songs into songs about Jesus 🤦🏾♂️
I dunno man, "Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch" kinda trumps it imo.
Mary Magdalene's acting and facial expressions are GOLD! lol🤣🤣🤣
She killed it! 🤣🤣
I mean this is so well done. As someone who is a Christian it perfectly depicts Jesus. They just make him interact with a pimp which is fucking hilarious
Not to mention the fact that he isn’t depicted as being a white guy. Jesus wasn’t white, he was a Hebrew in the Middle East there’s no possible way he was white
@@theAverageJoe25 didn’t say he was
The idea of ancient pimp who sells people's bodie, striking Christ isn't very faith friendly. 😅
He does a great Jesus
“...would you like to stay for dinner?”
“Whacha’ll havin’”
Proof that food will lead to ever lasting peace.
Agree with you.
It's actually true. You can put people of all races, religion, sexual orientation, or political parties on one table. If there's food to eat, they will all get along. Coz no matter the difference, we all have the same basic love for food.
Also, notice how I did not mention vegans.
That last scene wrapped up this sketch perfectly. Jesus eating with not only pharisees, sinners and prostitutes,...but also pimps!
@@icarus6492 You can Put Vegan, Or Vegetarian Foods too. All will come in For table
So long as food is plenty, peace can follow.
I died when I found out his name is gallileroy
is there a meaning to that name?
(I am not Christian, so I have no idea)
@@AbhishekVankit leroy is the pimp name and gallileo were the names back then. they just put it together to make gallileroy lol
Galilee is also a place and sea where Jesus visited
RIP, man
Hey! Never make fun of a person's name. Your mama gave you that name, or you made it up for business purposes.
2:22 "I got a saying, too. Pass your a** through ..." LMHO
"I have a saying"
"Ohh"
"It goes like this"
"you gon love this"
LMAO
Jesus played front hand back hand before it was cool.
AJHAHAHAHAHAHHh
How does this not have 1000+ likes 😂
That was gangstw
Loll I like how all their skits are relatable.
He scary
I feel like Jesus could use an anger translator, one who is preferably a Lutheran.
Lmao
Stooooop😂
Noice.
"Jesus Angr Translator." Somebody should make that sketch by using Martin Luther curse collection.
Get this man an upvote here!
2:29 lmfao, that "turn the other cheek reference" is genius.
This is an adorable skit. I love Mary Magdalene!
This video being droped on Christmas eve is more tactical than a tactical nuke in COD MW2
Ahh yes, so many likes, finally the 4000+ hours in call of duty paid off
A tactical nuke in COD isnt all that tactical
🤣
@@nockiethompson1033 "let the spirit of forgiveness be with ya brother" lmao yeah u gonna get mocked like no tomorrow we love our religion that's why peeps dun mock our religion so readily unlike you
@@LordKira002 how did love come into the picture?
It’s anything but love. Violence, threat of violence, murder, protests, arson are some of the reasons why Islam is not ridiculed as Christianity, because we don’t think a God has to defended by some puny humans.
We leave it to God Himself to decide the fate of someone ridiculing Him. Who are we to judge/stop someone from doing so.
Pimp: "Carpenter? Then why does your house look like shit!"
Jesus: "I've been busy with non-carpentry work."
When my family asks why I haven't finished all those projects I started when the pandemic began 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for being the most useless subtitles
Nice profile pic, little surprise for CZcams dark mode users.
my favorite line
And why do you think this is funny?
I love that Jesus does come out on top of this conversation and key and peele know better than to blaspheme. Easily my favorite sketch of theirs.
“Oh no Jesus, I think it’s my pimp; I think he found me!”- is the best line in the history of lines, maybe ever. Also. Galaleeroy.
"You washing his feet??"
"...maybe"
lol
best maybe ever
"Hell yeah!!! it's all about money Brother"
Biblical Pimp
*brethren*
😂
Key and Peele is great, but Whoever Acted as Mary is Amazing! So hilarious! That "nnnnNO!" And "I'm gonna stay here with JeeeeeeZUS!" Is Pure Comedy! She's like a Kid lol
Her name is Michaela Watkins
The way he says "That ain't gangsta." makes me ascend to another realm.
"I'm gonna stay here with Jeeessusss! " 😂
She's great, isn't she!
@@marybarry2230 dude i fucking loved this interpretation of Mary
I died twice !!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
wahahahaa i can hear her
I died too!!!🤣🤦🏾♂️🤷🏾♂️
"why don't you pass your ass through the needle" I'm dying
lmfaooo
😂
That shit had me rolling😂
The “man fuck you” got me
@@sergioibarra3421 same😂😂😂
That line was brilliant. One of the best dialogues in their sketches.
Watching this more than I should. Every time it gets funnier 😂
One of their funniest skits imo. All 3 of them did their parts so well lol
"Carpenter? Psh. Then why does yo house look like shit?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Reference to the Sopranos interior decorator
Cause the Zionist plot was to kill The messiah hence kill god yikes 😱 dumb
Mary: "oh, you're gonna love this"
Galileroy: "shut up"
I thought that was hilarious 😆 😂
"u washing this niggas feet "
"maybe " I died 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"set it up"
“Set it up”
😂😂🤣🤣🤣
2:35 jesus playing front hand back hand😂
“Mary Magdalene!!!!! Bitch where you at?!?!!!” My inner altar boy lost it!!!!! ROTFLMBAO 🤣🤣🤣
Jesus: “you belong to the streets no more”
perhaps the caravan no more
"....cause your belong is mine" lmao
@@stifflery
Da Vinci Code?
nikkalations 4:11
Then suddenly she's not yo ho, no mo.
I lost it when he was part of the the “Last Supper” painting. 😂
Me too..
That was the funniest part damn
That’s shit’s funny as hell! Lol!
Omg I died
They even changed jesus face to incoporate Peele XD
Watched this vid for than 50 times.Still makes me laugh every single time 😂
“Galileroy” had me in tears 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When you really wanna laugh, but your scared of that lightning bolt 🙄
Lol!!!!
Literally never happens, otherwise there'd be no other religions or atheists.
🤣 🤣 I hear you
God is not Zeus. Should more look out for a swarm of locusts 😂
@@zakiyacarter3714 I think you mean from drowning and locusts
"It's all about money brothaa!"
Legend says Galileroy reincarnated into a mega church pastor pimping out his own congregation.
Creflo, definitely Creflo
@Melvin Melvin yeap, got plenty of them out here😂😂😂
You win the internets, LiLAA
@@daradams6843 thanks dar☺️
Joel Osteen?
"I've been busy with non-carpentry work." XD
My favorite part is GaliLeroy's inclusion in the Last Supper.
"hell yeah it's all about money Brother" 😂😂
The original front hand back hand.
Yep this was the first
yep jesus invented front hand back hand
0:50 “I’mma stay here with Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus.”
*Jizzzzzzus
Loved this delivery. This actress does it so well, right?
And Peele making a smug jeezus face
@@ieBrazil Amen brother
*Hell yeah, it's all about money brother* . 😂. This and Mary Magdalene's acting was top notch.
Even when Jesus is being mocked... He's still awesome! 😁
He’s the best isn’t he
They rehashed poor Andre 3000’s wig and costume for this sketch.
wig must've smelled like birdseed.
hey ya
@@CC-si3cr and a mint mocha with green food coloring in a v a s e
Ion think that was a wig😭
@@solarcowgirl hilarious!
I would hang that picture in my dining room and try to see if my grandmother can tell whats different
I want it too
She’d prolly be happy you finally have an interest in religion lol
Mine couldn't. Believed in god all her life, never read the book
@@Brandelwyn for shame
@@MrSoze-vx2vm why shame
"NO GALILEROY!!!" Has me reeling 😂🤣😂🤣
That little “Shut up” at 2:09 kills me every time. I feel like that was unscripted. 😂
Jesus, the original winner of front hand back hand.
Update: Thanks guys for all the likes. Been a crazy year for us all. Glad to bring even a moment of laugh to some of you and thanks to all of you for bringing this moment of small joy for me.
NOW GIMME SOME OF THAT BACK HAND
haaaaaaa!!
He turned the other cheek
Left cheek right cheek
man, you beat me to that line 😋
Jesus is still waiting for his turn in front hand back hand
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol!!!
This deserves all of the likes
U r hilarious 😂
I came looking for this comment. Thank you 👌🏿
I love watching these, then reading the comments to see what I missed. There is always something, so I have to watch again... and again. They never get old even after a year
2:49 I thought he was going to say “So you know there are are no hard feelings but I would like you to know you are going to burn in hell.”
Nobody:
Keye and peele pitching this sketch: And then he gon pimp slap Jesus! 😂😂
Jesus was the first winner of front hand, backhand
@@seancordy9433 ahhaah! Sure
Facts. 🤦🏾♂️😂
Why do I feel like Jesus himself would laugh at this sketch 😂
Christain here. Can confirm😇👍
@@Noah-wx7fm As am I :)
@@Noah-wx7fm wait a minute. Confirm? Do you know Jesus's humor?😄
@@jjjlove2260 haha, can't claim that. I just know that He doesn't judge and hate as much as a lot of people in the modern day church do, and Key and Peele are so funny that it's hard to imagine Him not cracking a smile at this🤣🤣🤣
@@Noah-wx7fm "He doesn't judge" JESUS is the JUDGE, he will be back to JUDGE the world, maybe if you picked up a Bible you would know he JUDGES. HE'S not the sweet liberal fantasy your delusional mind wants him to be, wake up.
The actress for Mary is soooooo good.
What made this scene so funny to me was when after this sketch was done, Jordan said to Keegan that he looked like the Jack of hearts. 😂😂😂
"i slapped you and you want me to hit you on the other cheek?" thats the most jesus thing you'll see
Gandhi did that
@@jishnuraj9866 Jesus came before Ghandi
I don't think the Jesus as displayed in the Bible actually existed😂
@@shubhamdabre3290 There are so many proofs of his existence 🤷🏾♀️
@@iamphayvoured bruh
An unseen Key and Peele sketch? Christmas miracles do happen!
Maybe its only unseen to you ever thought of that? Go to their website if you wanna see all their skits
@@94oddy Did you stop and think that I may have written the comment from my perspective? It is unseen to me. Did I claim that my comment represents the entirety of collective human experience? So, please, spare me your free advice.
@@Kuldeepindelhi Which is why I followed it up with where you can watch the rest, but in the end im 99% certain you only commented that cause you saw other comments doing the same on other videos and got a bunch of likes cause im sure a lot of people didnt see this video but they didnt feel the need to do what you and so many others did
@@94oddy bro if u feel such a way, just ignore it
@@haavensiye250 No cause then it will continue, whats wrong with wanting more original comments, its annoying seeing the same comments over and over
"oh so you, a serious pimp"
"no i am not, a pimp they are men"
"So you a gay pimp" i dont know why but that killed me, i can believe how funny it is the more you think about it
"you know how many bitches named Mary there are up in here" The irony is next level🤣🤣
"hell yeah.. it's all about money brother..." that high key had me dead 😂😂
The word "brotha" almost squeaks comin' out of his mouth. lol
Hahaha I lost it when he squeeked. Hilarious
I love how this is so funny but still gives dignity to Jesus
Yeah, a skit laced with profanity (including f bombs) generally tends to give dignity to Jesus. Nice catch!
@@CC-si3cr Jesus didn't care about Mary Magdalene being a whore, are you sure he would've cared about someone speaking in a vulgar way ? (an f-bomb is not the same thing as taking the lord's name in vain). Real piety and belief are nothing to do with just behaving the way mainstream society tells you to. In fact, Jesus of Nazareth did the opposite.
@Alpha Omega What's funny is people who can't respect other belief systems.
@Alpha Omega Everyone is ignorant one way or the other. People who believe they are not ignorant are perhaps the most ignorant. Our kindness for others often stems from the understanding that we are all in the same boat, trying to live in a bafflingly huge world, with nothing but our meagre mental capacities.
@Alpha Omega I just don't understand how we can be so sure that there is no 'god'...is there even anyway to disprove the existence of some higher being who might be simply running a simulation of this universe and 'watching' it?
I just randomly noticed, the background music playing (the holy one) actually comes from the Czech Republic. It is called "Měsíčku na nebi hlubokém" - which means "Moon in the deep sky". It is indeed originated in the Czech Republic since the composer is no other than our genius Antonin Dvořák. So proud these guys used such a beatiful song :-). Oh yeah - many greetings from the Czech Republic. I love this show.
"That ain't gangsta" had me dead lmao
"Jesus says we don't need things."
Let's celebrate Jesus this Christmas by buying each other more things!
Thats the point. You give stuff AWAY :,)
Lol yeah I mean the commercialization of Christmas is a thing
Jesus and buying presents have nothing to do with each other
Christmas of today != Christ teachings about giving.
@@unknowjlm shut up
"Galileroy" is the best thing I've ever heard
Eww Eww Galilee is a place often referenced in the Bible and Leroy is a common name for black people. They combined them
@@captainwaa7274 Galileo was also a famous astronomer
@@KartikeyaDutta yes, but I don't think that's what they were referencing. He wasn't alive at this time period
@@captainwaa7274 I know bruh, I was just pointing out what came to my mind when Mary said Galileroy.
@@KartikeyaDutta I see
I’m impressed Key and Peele managed to make a sketch about Jesus meeting a stereotypical pimp without being sacrilegious
Mary: you're Gonna love this
Gallery: "shut up"
I love how Jesus actually seemed to take offense to him criticizing his home and actually made an excuse! Lol you’d think he wouldn’t even care, but hey... everyone has that touchy subject. Don’t knock a mans craftsmanship!
I mean we can’t forget that while he may have been the son of God but he was still human, and we humans do take offense occasionally
Jesus had a few pet peeves like that. He also doesn’t like the IRS, because when he found them at the temple he threw a tantrum, flipped over thier tables like he lost a game of monopoly or something, and chased them out. Jesus is a true hero.
@@adzukibean2190 The money changers weren't tax collectors, they were private businessmen, doing business.
@@adzukibean2190 🤣
@@adzukibean2190 'And Jesus said to them, “Whose likeness and inscription is this?” They said, “Caesar's.” Then he said to them, “Therefore render to Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and to God the things that are God's.” When they heard it, they marveled. And they left him and went away.'
“Oh no Jesus , I think it’s my Pimp” that had me wheezing 🤣
I need that last supper painting in my house.
2:08 that quiet "shut up" is such a nice touch lol
“Galeliroy” truly there is hope for humanity
Her "NO" is identical to Megan's.
Actually she an ancestor of Meegan
I swear man I thought that too!
@@samueldenney8789 lmao and that "no" has survived 2 millenia 😂😂😂
I can't believe there are still sketches of them I have not seen. They were SO charismatic. Chappelle stood no chance.
Every time she says Jeeeezzzzzuuuuuuussss, I die.
GalaLeroy obviously has never played "Front Hand Back Hand"
😂😂😂
I'm convinced Magdalene was Megan's ancestor the way she said "no!"
Given the whole Gnostic Gospels and Da Vinci Code thing, that might mean she's pretty important.
according to Da Vinci code...
well, that's blasphemous.
I caught that too. It's an all too specific way of pronouncing "no" to be a coincidence.
It got to take the heart of Jesus himself to handle Leroy's roasts with zero emotional damage😂mad respect
So glad I'm binge watching Key and Peele today lol
“jesus says we don’t needddd things” 😭😭😭
death cult type beat
I don't neeeeedd friends they dissapoint me
"Jesus and the 12 Apostles...plus Galileroy"
Galileroy and the 13 apostles
Was not expecting that.
The real betrayer lol
I like how they made it funny and not offensive at the same time
The best delivered lines of this skit-" I don't know how that works" and "Its all about money, brother".
The wavy stache is sending me
i couldn’t stop looking at it 😂😂😂
Had his barber give him that crinkle cut mustache
This skit is the perfect satire of christianity while not offending it at the same time
It didn't seem like Christian satire though. It was more like a reference to a biblical story with a new comical character.
It def doesn’t offend me as a Christian, this is funny asf
Sure, there are moments in this skit that conservative Christians might get offended by but the accepting, loving, and forgiving way Peele portrays Jesus is totally keeping with the Bible. I keep coming back to this skit as much for Key's hilarious pimp "Galileroy" as Peele's portrayal of my Savior.
Won't someone think of the poor Christians?
Im purdy sure it was a little offense.
When he slapped Jesus I was like wtf, jesus gonna turn his ass into whine. And then he turns the other cheek. I lost it. Great sketch.
"Hell yeah is all about money brotha"- galaliroy