Mr. Garvey Is Your Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele

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  • Mr. Garvey is this class’s new substitute teacher, and he is not about to take any of their crap.
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  • @williampearson3251
    @williampearson3251 Před 2 lety +16016

    About 5-6 years ago I pranked my class with the same bit on April Fool's day. I dressed the part, mispronounced everyones name while taking role, broke a clipboard, and shoved stuff off my desk. The kids who had seen this sketch before were laughing out of their chairs. Those who hadn't were totally befuddled. Man that was fun. I even had 2 A-arons that year.

    • @L-I-V-I-N
      @L-I-V-I-N Před 2 lety +711

      I teach Middle School; Every Blake, every Aaron...lol

    • @daxbradley4346
      @daxbradley4346 Před rokem +751

      I teach college kids and frequently have A-A-rons and Buh-LAH-kays, and man let me tell you how hard it is not to quote this. Mostly due to the fear of offending someone.
      I might end up in Dean O-shag Hennesey's office.

    • @alexisyuri9990
      @alexisyuri9990 Před rokem +110

      Do you have footage mr william?

    • @JT-tb8lh
      @JT-tb8lh Před rokem +44

      Brilliant

    • @pattyoneill6724
      @pattyoneill6724 Před rokem +53

      This is so funny.

  • @jumbotruster9165
    @jumbotruster9165 Před 2 lety +38158

    We demand a quarantine version where he’s the online teacher

    • @meebockovic6426
      @meebockovic6426 Před 2 lety +63

      No we dont virus go bye bye lets keep it that way

    • @saarah07
      @saarah07 Před 2 lety +251

      Yes let’s gooo!

    • @cjerome93hall
      @cjerome93hall Před 2 lety +166

      That would be awesome lmfao

    • @shino1970
      @shino1970 Před 2 lety +61

      @@tropepe one cannot fathom your stupidity. Sure just let the pademic run rampant, we have infinity health facility for everyone right ? and it's not like we love and care for old people, just let em contract the virus and die...
      Like how can one be this stupid, compare pandemic to flu then maybe, but to alcohol abuse ? really ? alchoholic is a bad habit by choice

    • @deustauries
      @deustauries Před 2 lety +46

      @@shino1970 dude gave solid statistics. Over here where I live we have 3000 new cases and they blamed unvaccinated people. Yet 2.8 million vaccinations confirmed out of 3.2 million habitants.
      One of those cases is a friend. She been vaccinated.
      The gov will lie to your face and apparently you will eat the lies like cupcakes.

  • @magnumdorkus4222
    @magnumdorkus4222 Před 2 měsíci +1691

    "Insubordinate and churlish."
    "Mischievous and deceitful.
    Chicanerous and deplorable." 😂😂😂

    • @mbedj1974
      @mbedj1974 Před 2 měsíci +19

      You think this is bad ?

    • @skrelvthemite
      @skrelvthemite Před měsícem +21

      @@mbedj1974 this, this chicanery? he's done worse

    • @megaboner690
      @megaboner690 Před měsícem +10

      You telling me he just happened to mispronounce all those names like that? No! He orchestrated it! A. A ron! And he gets to be a teacher! What a sick joke!

    • @Mohammed-no7bm
      @Mohammed-no7bm Před měsícem +4

      Can anyone please explain what this all means..

    • @ArnavA-un5gk
      @ArnavA-un5gk Před měsícem +4

      its a skit dide

  • @lunaa764
    @lunaa764 Před 5 měsíci +1537

    “Do you wanna go to war, balakeey?”

  • @TheOshag
    @TheOshag Před 2 lety +13967

    The joys of having the last name "O'Shaughnessy" after this sketch came out

  • @olumeday
    @olumeday Před 2 lety +2779

    "FAKE ANNOUNCEMENT"
    Man was ahead of the time.

    • @feihcsim7045
      @feihcsim7045 Před 2 lety +131

      he must have a stargate in his bedroom

    • @dupersuper1000
      @dupersuper1000 Před 2 lety +31

      @@feihcsim7045 Next level comment right there

    • @lucinae8510
      @lucinae8510 Před 2 lety +10

      I've seen sketches where they break their own logic because the setting doesn't always play by their rules. It hints that they might not be stupid and are actually doing this on purpose.

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 Před 2 lety

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* czcams.com/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/video.html&.hsqda

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 Před 2 lety

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* czcams.com/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/video.html&.nlfba

  • @goldenboyproductions2740
    @goldenboyproductions2740 Před 4 měsíci +1096

    The funniest part of this whole sketch for me is the extreme PTSD he clearly has from his time in the inner city that has messed him up so bad he genuinely believes everything is a hustle.

    • @TheGoodUsername
      @TheGoodUsername Před 2 měsíci +22

      Yeah I noticed that too

    • @curlyfm
      @curlyfm Před 2 měsíci +106

      For me that’s the joke. Not the silly names. But how hard he’s trying not to be taken a fool like they would in another school but here they are being genuine. He can’t handle ‘good’ students.

    • @guteksan
      @guteksan Před měsícem

      It's basically what all conspiracy theorists do. They're so afraid of being deceived by the mainstream (government, science, etc.) that they automatically take whatever the opposite of the claim is as true.

    • @pale_saint
      @pale_saint Před měsícem +4

      @@curlyfmI beg to differ the names are part of that too, the inner city kids took him for a fool with having those sort of names despite what their papers say

    • @deloentertains3370
      @deloentertains3370 Před 23 dny +3

      That's the whole thing. That's the joke lol

  • @christianciv1998
    @christianciv1998 Před měsícem +177

    "Did I st-t-t-t-tutter?"
    "Just then? Yes."
    😂 I love this!

    • @chrisholland2016
      @chrisholland2016 Před 16 dny +2

      "Imma throw you out the god damn window!!!" Hell of a comeback from him too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @isiano10
    @isiano10 Před 2 lety +12538

    This sketch is a certified CLASSIC

  • @jellocrackrocks
    @jellocrackrocks Před 2 lety +2992

    "YOU DONE MESSED UP, A-ARON!!!" gets me every time

    • @XShadowAngel
      @XShadowAngel Před 2 lety +26

      That's one of those lines I use in the real world fairly regularly.

    • @COMALiteJ
      @COMALiteJ Před 2 lety +10

      Don't _mess_ with me, And-Ree!

    • @mohamad4257
      @mohamad4257 Před 2 lety +12

      4:04 funniest part.

    • @josephedwards8992
      @josephedwards8992 Před 2 lety +6

      Man the point he does to Aaron kills me idk why

    • @sahej6939
      @sahej6939 Před 2 lety +2

      This is the next Netflix 🎥 movie

  • @ankurmukherjee4923
    @ankurmukherjee4923 Před 24 dny +120

    "Ain't no of y'all old enough to go to the damn Club"
    "I gotta go pickup my daughter"
    "Your'e Excused"

  • @dimspj2179
    @dimspj2179 Před 2 měsíci +201

    Timothy is the only one Who doesn't mess with the teacher 😂😂😂, a very polite student and Father😂😂

    • @robjackson5245
      @robjackson5245 Před 23 dny

      No hes a kissass. Everyone was telling the truth

    • @robjackson5245
      @robjackson5245 Před 23 dny

      No he's a kiss ass everyone else was telling the truth.

  • @cjkappytortle
    @cjkappytortle Před 10 měsíci +2720

    “YOU DONE MESSED UP AY AY RON”
    never gonna stop laughing 😅

    • @CorePathway
      @CorePathway Před 7 měsíci +13

      Every Aaron is now Ay-Aron. You’ve called him that yourself, amirite?

    • @garypellerin5576
      @garypellerin5576 Před 7 měsíci +9

      I say that every time A A Ron Rogers throws an interception.

    • @devonjones8980
      @devonjones8980 Před 7 měsíci +1

      That’s not very often.

    • @cruisergirl
      @cruisergirl Před 6 měsíci +11

      Every Ay-ay-Ron, Bilake, Denice, Jay-quellin I meet for the rest of my life. 😂😂😂

    • @BrianJNelson
      @BrianJNelson Před 5 měsíci +4

      I say this to people that aren't even A A Ron. It's just fun to say and it never gets old.

  • @nathanoliver1794
    @nathanoliver1794 Před 7 měsíci +1862

    The fact that they have accepted their new names is hilarious and amazing, didn't even have to correct him

    • @Henok-qn6nc
      @Henok-qn6nc Před 5 měsíci +42

      he is not ready for correction 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Webber-sr3xk
      @Webber-sr3xk Před 3 měsíci +15

      As someone that had teachers like that, it’s common

    • @edimorguello2969
      @edimorguello2969 Před 3 měsíci +2

      yeah!!!

    • @JayeSinn
      @JayeSinn Před 2 měsíci +17

      AA-Ron still gets me every time. 😂😂😂😂

    • @raivens3092
      @raivens3092 Před 2 měsíci

      Nata noliier

  • @user-ex3zn5yq4r
    @user-ex3zn5yq4r Před 4 měsíci +455

    The mosquito bite club🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @joshhevener825
    @joshhevener825 Před měsícem +126

    When he said "There they are. The usual suspects." 😂😂😂

  • @Omari.147
    @Omari.147 Před rokem +3051

    “I gotta go pick up my daughter” deserves a Emmy

  • @StanHasselback
    @StanHasselback Před 8 měsíci +2404

    This should've won some type of award. I can watch this over and over again and I laugh every time.

    • @mistiquecreations2546
      @mistiquecreations2546 Před 8 měsíci +10

      Me too😂😂😂

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 Před 8 měsíci +8

      Couldn't agree more. This is an absolute classic!!!

    • @javierchame8113
      @javierchame8113 Před 8 měsíci +1

      why is it funny? I don't get it. Didnt even came close to laughing. Same with every other sketch of them. It's the most cringey and bizarre "humor" imo, what am I missing?

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 Před 8 měsíci +27

      You can't be serious! Did you lose your sense on humor, or did you never have one to start with? OMG

    • @javierchame8113
      @javierchame8113 Před 8 měsíci

      strangely enough, I used to love Comedy Central and SNL. Curb your Enthusiasm cracks me up, but my sense of humor is immune to this duo. I just don't get it@@SportsBoss999

  • @randywolfinger1496
    @randywolfinger1496 Před 3 měsíci +100

    I taught high school 42 years and this just cracks me up. I watch it often.

  • @torsten89
    @torsten89 Před 3 měsíci +73

    Low key funniest line
    "Fake announcement..."

  • @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8
    @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8 Před 2 lety +3290

    Key’s the star here, but those extras really went above and beyond.

    • @ArthurWorldZero
      @ArthurWorldZero Před 2 lety +25

      Ikr

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 Před 2 lety +80

      They like 35 in high school lol

    • @jobbrown7847
      @jobbrown7847 Před 2 lety +89

      Aaron was hilarious, they were all really, really good

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 Před 2 lety +141

      If you mean the actors playing the students, they aren't "extras." The extras are the students present in the classroom who didn't have speaking parts. D-Nice, J-Quelyn, A-a-ron, etc. were the costars.

    • @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8
      @JonathanNichollstechandsuch8 Před 2 lety +53

      @@KingoftheJuice18 Fair point, but I wasn’t all that sure what to call them.

  • @AI_unit_exe
    @AI_unit_exe Před rokem +3091

    _"...and what pray tell, is the reason for this premature exodus?"_ Gets me every time!😂

    • @osamabinladenmybro4237
      @osamabinladenmybro4237 Před rokem +11

      What does Pray tell mean??

    • @kabuverdianutranslations9390
      @kabuverdianutranslations9390 Před rokem +59

      @@osamabinladenmybro4237 "used for emphasis to demand an answer when asking someone for a reason, explanation"

    • @youcanlearnalotfromlydia
      @youcanlearnalotfromlydia Před rokem +112

      @@osamabinladenmybro4237 Pray tell is an extremely old fashioned way of saying please which nowadays is almost exclusively used in a sarcastic or ironical way, as here. When people in English switch to an excessively formal and polite register not needed for the situation it can be done in a humourous way, as here where that is also done in a sarcastic and condescending way, to emphasise the teacher scolding the student. I pray you, pray tell me, would have meant please before asking a question in everyday language maybe in the 1700s, from the Early Middle English "prithee", meaning pray, i.e. please, used e.g. in Shakespeare in the late 1500s, early 1600s. The joke is that the teacher knows very high sophisticated language that is hundreds of years old, can correctly use and pronounce such terms, but can't pronounce any very common names correctly. (Exodus meaning leave is a biblical reference entering common English in the 1500s and 1600s with various attempts of the authorised Bible translation from the original Latin, in this sketch meaning to leave, leaving, exiting, it would never normally be used in this way, it is excessively, ridiculously over the top and posh and formal, in the Bible it, the Exodus, refers to the Jews who were enslaved in Egypt, fleeing Egypt with God's help for the Promised Land, i.e. Israel). So again the teacher knows really formal sophisticated language and is clearly very educated in terms of classical literature, history and scripture but is trying to sound so by using an excessively and oddly formal register in scolding the pupil, and so he sounds ridiculous.
      Premature also sounds oddly excessively formal, we use premature in specific ways like a premature birth, giving birth prematurely, so premature sounds off here when early would be normal and natural. "Why do you need to leave early" is what a normal person speaking normally would say, instead of the excessively formal, very old and polite and odd choice of words he chose, but he doesn't mean to be polite, rather to put the student down, insult and mock him, by creating this distance owing to deliberate excessive formality.

    • @osamabinladenmybro4237
      @osamabinladenmybro4237 Před rokem +44

      @@youcanlearnalotfromlydia you wrote a book 😭 thanks tho

    • @ironsight421
      @ironsight421 Před rokem +18

      @@youcanlearnalotfromlydia You are definitely a good literature student or teacher.

  • @Storm_Fly
    @Storm_Fly Před 4 měsíci +90

    "Are you outta your goddamn mind ? " And " Do you want to go to war Balakay ?" Get me every single time 🤣🤣

  • @Kay_jay_999
    @Kay_jay_999 Před 4 dny +6

    The lady @ thomas Jefferson University graduation ... reading those poor students names .... reminded me of this 😂

  • @stefanhaagedoorn3690
    @stefanhaagedoorn3690 Před 2 lety +3497

    I've watched this countless times but it never fails to make me laugh. ''DO YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR BALAKEY''

    • @simonhenry7867
      @simonhenry7867 Před 2 lety +53

      B'Laké?

    • @FuZzOtagE
      @FuZzOtagE Před 2 lety +25

      Lmao😄😆😅 omg so many times have I quoted this entire sketch, basically. Lol

    • @kaygeez1542
      @kaygeez1542 Před 2 lety +4

      No

    • @vm1ccc
      @vm1ccc Před 2 lety +16

      Ingot my eye on you Jacqueline

    • @avneesh2255
      @avneesh2255 Před 2 lety +14

      Cuz I'm for real. I'm for real. So you better check yourself

  • @dragons_red
    @dragons_red Před 2 lety +4913

    Have to say, they actor's playing the students are excellent as well. The whole thing is flawlessly executed.

    • @swelly84
      @swelly84 Před 2 lety +143

      I was thinking the same thing. They don't get enough credit. I didnt see one kid laugh

    • @robertbates1246
      @robertbates1246 Před 2 lety +75

      Yes those student actors are superb

    • @princeofcupspoc9073
      @princeofcupspoc9073 Před 2 lety +63

      From IMDB: Julian Sergi as Blake, Shelby Fero as Denise, Zack Pearlman as Aaron.

    • @christianh.2950
      @christianh.2950 Před 2 lety +2

      Their*

    • @zwryy7622
      @zwryy7622 Před 2 lety +11

      @@christianh.2950 *the

  • @shashi_fv
    @shashi_fv Před 3 měsíci +52

    5:21 - 5:22 the way he looks down, such attention to detail. LOL

  • @user-vt3yy9it5e
    @user-vt3yy9it5e Před měsícem +26

    “O-Shag-Hennessey” that made me laugh harder than I needed to

  • @j4ward95
    @j4ward95 Před 2 lety +5522

    We need a part 3 with Mr Garvey doing parent teacher conferences 😂

    • @Riyaanreality
      @Riyaanreality Před 2 lety +75

      That sounds sooo good! We need to write to Key & Peele to make it happen

    • @hellogoodnite8447
      @hellogoodnite8447 Před 2 lety +41

      I did not know how much I needed before you said it

    • @sydneyboyd615
      @sydneyboyd615 Před 2 lety +35

      Substitutes don't do those lol but that'd be hilarious

    • @covfefe_drumpfh
      @covfefe_drumpfh Před 2 lety +27

      @@sydneyboyd615
      But it could be a flashback to when he was an inner city teacher. Remember, not everyone who lives in the inner city has names like Ayesha or Ahmed. There are also plenty of Ashley’s and Aiden’s… and all four of them can be of any color.

    • @springforce
      @springforce Před 2 lety +5

      yes yes yes do it

  • @dereksanderson2031
    @dereksanderson2031 Před 2 lety +1881

    The supporting actors in this are amazing as well. It all feels so real. I never get tired of this skit.

  • @alvirhasan7513
    @alvirhasan7513 Před 7 dny +7

    "Ain't no of y'all old enough to go to the damn Club" gets me every time 😆😆

  • @Goodthoughts99122
    @Goodthoughts99122 Před 3 měsíci +27

    He lowered his gaze just before he told Dee-nice she wasn't in the chest club. 😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅

    • @FredPlanatia
      @FredPlanatia Před 23 dny +1

      i didn't even get that one, BRaaahhhh!!!!!

    • @terrq5150
      @terrq5150 Před 20 dny +1

      Only watched it ten times before I got the Chest Club joke. 😅

  • @Los150
    @Los150 Před rokem +2846

    After butchering those names, “insubordinate and churlish” just put this over the top as one of the greatest sketches of all time 😂🤣

    • @adove2a
      @adove2a Před 9 měsíci +9

      Up there with SNL Mad TV and Chappelle's Skits!

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Před 9 měsíci +1

      Lies again? UFC SILAT UEFA SW

    • @CedricKross-xc1pt
      @CedricKross-xc1pt Před 8 měsíci

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @khiaratt
      @khiaratt Před 8 měsíci

      What was it supposed to be? 😂 what is churlish?

    • @Unversed333
      @Unversed333 Před 7 měsíci +10

      @@khiaratt Churlish: rude in a mean-spirited and surly way.

  • @braluk
    @braluk Před 2 lety +3774

    all the Aaron's, Blake's, Jacqueline, denice's were ruined after this sketch. somehow Timothy got away scot free

    • @KevinP32270
      @KevinP32270 Před 2 lety +198

      he had to pick up his daughter lolol

    • @Apillis124
      @Apillis124 Před 2 lety +40

      Denise.

    • @funchannel1526
      @funchannel1526 Před 2 lety +64

      I’m reading them in his pronunciations right now. 🤦🏾

    • @EvilFookaire
      @EvilFookaire Před 2 lety +10

      Wait, did I miss something? I don't remember Timothy saying his daughter was named Sicotay-Fahrey...

    • @moonirah123
      @moonirah123 Před 2 lety +30

      it's TimOthy

  • @relaxbro5605
    @relaxbro5605 Před měsícem +19

    This storyline deserves a whole movie!

  • @felipePNL
    @felipePNL Před 5 měsíci +21

    "You better be sick, dead or mute" 🤣🤣 shout out to the actors on this, they nail it!

  • @allisontorres6156
    @allisontorres6156 Před 2 lety +2506

    I would legit watch an entire series/sitcom based solely on this sketch. And after they graduate, they all have a beautiful moment with Mr. Garvey and keep on using their names as he said them.

    • @billymo7108
      @billymo7108 Před 2 lety +73

      Thatd be hilarious. I can picture him reading off their names at graduation. Maybe w the man ryan Seacrest himself.

    • @poweraccountabilityleague6877
      @poweraccountabilityleague6877 Před 2 lety +16

      The second sentence is a no go.

    • @billymo7108
      @billymo7108 Před 2 lety +19

      The final episode he can be teaching their kids but the twist will be all the kids have correct names according to his way anyways

    • @danielduncan6806
      @danielduncan6806 Před 2 lety +1

      Yeah, and instead of growing up to be successful adults, they grow up to be drug dealing, baby spouting, welfare junkies. Yes, that would be hilarious. Right? Yeah, good times. I realize this is satire, and extremely blown out satire, like, satire of satire, but if teachers are even a fraction like this in inner city schools, it is no surprise the majority of students are complete failures, both in school and in the lives they lead after.

    • @billymo7108
      @billymo7108 Před 2 lety +4

      @@danielduncan6806 hahahah i love it. But i don't know if it's always the teachers faults. Type in "teaching in the inner city" into youtube. ALOT of fascinating videos on what is like to teach there and how their cultural views effect the kids in school.......and by that i mean the culture of lower economic families

  • @aaronlofton1618
    @aaronlofton1618 Před rokem +5827

    As a A-A-RON please get us a part 3!!!

    • @TonyTarantula
      @TonyTarantula Před rokem

      Mr Garvey would have chewed you up!

    • @sniper9786
      @sniper9786 Před rokem +261

      You done messed up A-A-RON !

    • @sniper9786
      @sniper9786 Před rokem +69

      @@thaintriguing1 you mean principle O'shaugnessy ?

    • @okbishhh6331
      @okbishhh6331 Před rokem +40

      Have you seen the new paramount commercial it’s like a mini part 3 😂

    • @Ser_Arthur_Dayne
      @Ser_Arthur_Dayne Před rokem +29

      WHERE IS A-A-RON RIGHT NOW??!! 🏴‍☠

  • @daydreamyn5943
    @daydreamyn5943 Před 3 měsíci +26

    “Where is A-aron right now” 🤣🤣🤣

    • @marouanebenhassi8273
      @marouanebenhassi8273 Před 13 dny

      1st time - 🙄🤫
      2nd time - 🙄🤫
      3rd time - 🙄🤫
      4th time - 🙄🤫
      Here ✋
      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kimberlylynch5738
    @kimberlylynch5738 Před měsícem +12

    As a teacher I can no longer say the name Blake out loud or Aaron without laughing to myself. It super stinks that I can’t show my kids this video. 😂

  • @paulipaz
    @paulipaz Před 2 lety +987

    "insubordinate and churlish... mischievous and deceitful, chicanerous and deplorable."

    • @Vegasgyrl816
      @Vegasgyrl816 Před 2 lety +7

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @casshernsins8333
      @casshernsins8333 Před 2 lety +5

      Just realized the hitler sketch had the same line

    • @mohamad4257
      @mohamad4257 Před 2 lety +16

      Bro vocab going crazy. I remember watching key and peele in highschool. Ahh good old days. Life was simple and enjoyable. I remember this video made me and my friend go crazy 😂

    • @micromoon4592
      @micromoon4592 Před 2 lety +5

      Not a native english speaker. I know none of these adjetives

    • @user-qm4cp3yb2p
      @user-qm4cp3yb2p Před 2 lety +15

      Most native English-speakers have no idea what at least two of those words are without looking them up lol

  • @SPM0717
    @SPM0717 Před 2 lety +2228

    "Do you wanna go to war, Balake?"
    "No."
    "Cause we could go to war."
    "No."

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 Před 2 lety +1

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* czcams.com/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/video.html&.crjna

    • @naomyngololo1625
      @naomyngololo1625 Před 2 lety +50

      I’m for real...I’m...FOR...REAL, so you better check yourself💀

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 Před 2 lety

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* czcams.com/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/video.html&.bkfia

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 Před 2 lety

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* czcams.com/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/video.html&.ihaha

    • @jamessmootjr1814
      @jamessmootjr1814 Před 2 lety +4

      Sometimes I can’t get past that part 😂

  • @JimmerJabberer-25
    @JimmerJabberer-25 Před 20 dny +4

    That little dance he does at 4:22 just KILLS me. 😂

  • @chips14
    @chips14 Před měsícem +9

    As an Aaron, I want people to know that I have been called A-A Ron for as long as I can remember. It happens still ALL. THE. TIME. I'm not even mad about it. I just think it's crazy how it's the first thing many people think when they hear my name.

  • @phil7121
    @phil7121 Před 7 měsíci +164

    1:51 the fact that A-A-Ron looks back at Jay-quellin like "wtf should I do" is nice foreshadowing that she is in fact a leader in her community

    • @davidlacoste
      @davidlacoste Před 27 dny

      The "No Way" face he puts gets me every time.

    • @OptimumTaurus
      @OptimumTaurus Před 15 dny +2

      Also, look at Jay-quellin's face. She's scared, but she is trying to put on a brave face. That is a sign of a leader. It's subtle, but you can tell by her voice and face she's afraid to correct Mr. Garvey but does it anyway. *Very* underrated acting.

  • @henrycho2431
    @henrycho2431 Před 2 lety +3791

    This is probably one of the greatest comedic skits in history ever written.

    • @michaelm5405
      @michaelm5405 Před 2 lety +10

      Mr Sullivan at OPRF in the 90s was this messed up. Its not comedy, if youve had a fd up teacher

    • @myronchadnovak3936
      @myronchadnovak3936 Před 2 lety +10

      Totally agree these guys are great!!!

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Před 2 lety

      Lies again? Kindergarten Teacher

    • @MatthewNguyen
      @MatthewNguyen Před 2 lety +5

      Who's on first. Definitely trumps this

    • @metrixalix
      @metrixalix Před 2 lety +2

      for reals🔥🔥

  • @user-hb9pg3ho8l
    @user-hb9pg3ho8l Před 5 měsíci +16

    5:42 The glee club? Aah! *shoves everything off the goddamn desk*

  • @blakkat4126
    @blakkat4126 Před 3 měsíci +6

    That kid who played "A a ron" did a great job. They all did. Ja Quellen's raised her left arm, the camera angle showed her with the right arm up, then back top left.

  • @jdvonteofficial
    @jdvonteofficial Před 2 lety +4391

    This will never get old 🤣🤣🤣

    • @GoodNewsJim
      @GoodNewsJim Před 2 lety +20

      No kidding, I use this in video games. You done messed up A-A Trox

    • @marilynmcferguson3499
      @marilynmcferguson3499 Před 2 lety +3

      NEVER!!......lol

    • @independentfilmchannel1476
      @independentfilmchannel1476 Před 2 lety

      Oops, too late. It just got old.

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    • @HelloDyesha
      @HelloDyesha Před 2 lety +4

      Never 😂

  • @rmitton2008
    @rmitton2008 Před rokem +2854

    I love how Jacqueline is like almost in tears. Especially because as a member of future leaders of America, she's probably never once gotten in trouble

  • @Lark572
    @Lark572 Před 5 měsíci +6

    When concept meets execution so well it becomes transcendent

  • @tjcarr8097
    @tjcarr8097 Před 4 měsíci +9

    I would love to see bloopers from just this skit alone 😂

  • @pradeepchinna5545
    @pradeepchinna5545 Před 2 lety +310

    A-A-Ron has a special place in Garvey's heart.

  • @metterklume
    @metterklume Před 2 lety +760

    3:16 Love how his clipboard is taped up from the previous roll-rage incident.

    • @passwordyeah729
      @passwordyeah729 Před 2 lety +33

      Attention to detail, this is how you do continuity.

    • @JamesWang007
      @JamesWang007 Před 2 lety +11

      brilliant observation

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 Před 2 lety

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* czcams.com/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/video.html&.coofa

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 Před 2 lety

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* czcams.com/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/video.html&.awwta

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 Před 2 lety

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* czcams.com/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/video.html&.yvpia

  • @saidrahimmanandoy3403
    @saidrahimmanandoy3403 Před 2 měsíci +9

    3:39 The usual suspects, that is for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JohnDoe-ky7pn
    @JohnDoe-ky7pn Před 3 měsíci +1

    One of the BEST videos out here at CZcams. Hilarious and soooo funny! LOVE it🥰

  • @ceemontana5877
    @ceemontana5877 Před 2 lety +367

    "I gotta go pick up my daughter" "You're excused" LOL

    • @ukhawaja
      @ukhawaja Před 2 lety +44

      And that's after Mr Garvey told the class they are too young to be in a club.

    • @TacticalTerror0
      @TacticalTerror0 Před 11 dny

      so true

  • @kababyenoh
    @kababyenoh Před 2 lety +1622

    Props to Aaron for wearing his safety goggles.

  • @thelegendaddyspamdonut7605

    This whole thing just became a reality.

  • @edwardcorrigan4775
    @edwardcorrigan4775 Před 4 dny +1

    These two skits with the Substitute teacher had me rolling, Please make another one.

  • @aaronfulkerson31
    @aaronfulkerson31 Před rokem +1888

    Key is so brilliant it’s easy to lose sight of just how great the kids do in the clip. Timing, expressions, everything. Really good comedy actors.

    • @masonce98
      @masonce98 Před 11 měsíci +18

      A-a-ron

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 Před 10 měsíci +26

      Freeze the clip when he says "the mosquito club maybe. Three students are flabbergasted that he insulted her like that! One of them covering her mouth, another mouth wide open. GREAT attention to detail!!

    • @TheA8lee
      @TheA8lee Před 10 měsíci +18

      Yes, the 25-year-old kids

    • @Dawess1000
      @Dawess1000 Před 9 měsíci +4

      I agree. I watched how the kids interacted with him closely. They were great.

    • @azymight
      @azymight Před 8 měsíci +1

      in case u cannto detect or didnt realised .. those usual suspects are adults. haha

  • @QuantumSavior27
    @QuantumSavior27 Před 2 lety +1159

    He really said, "And what, pray tell, is the reason for this premature exodus". I'm GOONE. His vocab is impeccable.

    • @zandorachan
      @zandorachan Před 2 lety +92

      Right? It makes it even funnier that he knows the correct usage and pronunciation of 'chicanerous' but not 'Aaron' ..." LOL

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 Před 2 lety +44

      @@zandorachan Great point!! He can say "churlish" and "insubordinate," but not "Denise" 🤣🤣🤣

    • @fungidungie
      @fungidungie Před 2 lety +18

      premature exodus, I love words!!

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 Před 2 lety +13

      @@fungidungie That's exclamatory and succinct.

    • @arjunpurohit3244
      @arjunpurohit3244 Před 2 lety +13

      @@zandorachan he Said it perfectly clear A-A-Ron

  • @pangudemy2613
    @pangudemy2613 Před 3 měsíci +2

    This skit never gets old even if you watch it over and over again for several times, it still hits, especially when he clears everything on the table 😀

  • @Ellie.schannel
    @Ellie.schannel Před 2 měsíci +1

    The amount of times I have seen this is ridiculous. Never gets old. Funny every single time. I just love it so much.

  • @jsabra1
    @jsabra1 Před 2 lety +917

    The people performing as students did an equally good job in delivering this, well done.

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney Před rokem +14

      That's cause they are actors,not extras.
      D-Nice is Shelby Fero
      Jay-Quelin is Carlson Young.
      I recognize a few others but dont know the names.

    • @chrisl9934
      @chrisl9934 Před rokem +5

      @@SuperChuckRaney No wonder I find Jay-Quelin so familiar. She's in a number of high-profile TV shows, including Scream.

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 Před 10 měsíci

      J-quelline is a very beautiful girl So is D-Nice.

    • @SportsBoss999
      @SportsBoss999 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@SuperChuckRaney Thank you for that information.

    • @jvonne5550
      @jvonne5550 Před 5 měsíci +1

      "I gotta go pick up my daughter" "You're excused"😂🤣

  • @garywatson
    @garywatson Před 2 lety +1591

    I wish they'd credit the actors in this sketch. The girl who plays Denise could easily play a recurring role on a sitcom.

  • @paige4128
    @paige4128 Před 3 dny +1

    Mr Garvey’s stint working in the inner city did a number on him😂😂😂😂

  • @heyysimone
    @heyysimone Před 3 měsíci +1

    I love skits like this where theres info on the board cause i like trying to figure out if what i can read or see of it is actually fact

  • @aetheriumphysics9166
    @aetheriumphysics9166 Před rokem +5083

    My absolute favorite. I love how he knows big words but can't pronounce names correctly. :)🤣

    • @othnielmarsh8942
      @othnielmarsh8942 Před rokem +43

      @@devonjones8980 "rude in a mean-spirited and surly way."

    • @LittlePwnageMusicFan
      @LittlePwnageMusicFan Před rokem +34

      Did you hear that Mr. Garvey was mispronouncing animated character's names at Paramount Mountain?

    • @GrooveScorpion
      @GrooveScorpion Před rokem +13

      @@othnielmarsh8942 Im not farmiliar with the word. So thank you.

    • @TonyTarantula
      @TonyTarantula Před rokem +65

      @@LittlePwnageMusicFan he didn't mispronounce one thing. Now take yourself to the principal's office :)

    • @LittlePwnageMusicFan
      @LittlePwnageMusicFan Před rokem +8

      @@TonyTarantula But the students are pronouncing their names right. So why can't Mr. Garvey pronounce them right?

  • @Zenki8118
    @Zenki8118 Před 7 měsíci +591

    There should be a version of this where he's in his side hustle as a Starbucks employee calling customers' names. 😅

  • @swarajthakur4339
    @swarajthakur4339 Před 13 dny +2

    My favourite key and Peele comedy video. I just love this video man 😂

  • @dannymcelroy
    @dannymcelroy Před měsícem +2

    This is one of my all time favorite videos!!!

  • @Senkoken
    @Senkoken Před 9 měsíci +249

    The voice tone switch when he says " AINT NONE OF ALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAAAMNN CLUUUUUUB" IS HILLARIOUS AF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ultrasonic1494
    @ultrasonic1494 Před 2 lety +248

    "Yall wanna leave my class early so y'all can meet up at the club. AIN'T NONE OF YALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAMN CLUB." 😂😂😂

  • @debramason7237
    @debramason7237 Před 2 dny +4

    “Ta-mul-may" (Thomas ) Jefferson University got the memo 😅😅😅

  • @mindyabiznessthatsalljustm8134

    Ya'll notice A-A-ron trying not to laugh when Mr. Garvey was calling for Balakay? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Yeah yeah in 8,835 comments I'm sure somebody else had to but still funny to me! 😂😂

  • @Victor_OLSM
    @Victor_OLSM Před rokem +444

    The line "premature exodus" is just killing me, I use it every time I'm leaving prematurely

    • @sniper9786
      @sniper9786 Před rokem

      That's what she said

    • @kembagist1910
      @kembagist1910 Před rokem

      Yooo! I am SCREEEAAAMING!!🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @icecreamcake5381
      @icecreamcake5381 Před 11 měsíci

      I'll remember to use this one too 😂

  • @jstratfan
    @jstratfan Před 2 lety +345

    "I'm president of the glee club (why do I talk)" I'm crying!! That kid made these sketches.

    • @tyronesiasmall8418
      @tyronesiasmall8418 Před 2 lety +5

      Did he? Interesting

    • @jstratfan
      @jstratfan Před 2 lety +6

      @@tyronesiasmall8418 for clarification when I say "made" I mean he was the standout star (to me anyway). Kinda like Doc Holiday made Tombstone. He didn't directly write it or produce it but he was the standout performance. 😀

    • @tyronesiasmall8418
      @tyronesiasmall8418 Před 2 lety +3

      @@jstratfan oh ok, gotcha

    • @1karanhasija
      @1karanhasija Před 2 lety +2

      @@tyronesiasmall8418 are you short?

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 Před 2 lety

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* czcams.com/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/video.html&.aflpa

  • @kewkabe
    @kewkabe Před 4 měsíci +9

    It was an excellent idea to put professional comedians in the students' roles instead of regular actors, because their comic timing and reactions are key to everything.

  • @JunkieVirus
    @JunkieVirus Před 3 měsíci +4

    we need a 3 hour long movie with these fools! I think I'm gonna die watching it. this is top notch comedy.

  • @Bluemgwes
    @Bluemgwes Před 6 měsíci +228

    5:41 “I’m president of the Glee club! …why do I talk?” 😂😂😂

  • @proantagonist5042
    @proantagonist5042 Před 2 lety +624

    How that class managed to hold it together is beyond me…

    • @theplinkerslodge6361
      @theplinkerslodge6361 Před 2 lety +19

      Amen, that was what I was thinking. Really pro actors for the students. Key and Peele awesome, of course. The brevity of the Peele excuse line was its beauty.

    • @mikejohnson3338
      @mikejohnson3338 Před 2 lety +12

      We don't know that they did keep it together. The editor would have cut out any laughter. We don't even know if Key was on set during some of their lines.

    • @theplinkerslodge6361
      @theplinkerslodge6361 Před 2 lety +9

      @@mikejohnson3338 I agree with you there is a lot of editing, but even to get to the place where all those actors kept it together for at least one take? Probably took a few takes. Each part was perfect with timing, expressions, behavior. Chef's Kiss Award.

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 Před 2 lety

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* czcams.com/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/video.html&.wvbga

    • @adammartins9735
      @adammartins9735 Před 2 lety

      It reminds me of *_this horse pair_* czcams.com/video/ig0ANQrp5aI/video.html&.ddbra

  • @galelascala105
    @galelascala105 Před 4 měsíci +6

    I love the little asides Aaron quietly says. I wish there was a third one of these.

  • @kylsh1
    @kylsh1 Před 25 dny +1

    The actors playing the students are phenomenal…. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪💪🙌🙌❤️❤️

  • @ShoeNice22videos
    @ShoeNice22videos Před 2 lety +2309

    a a ron for life

  • @aon_coaching
    @aon_coaching Před 2 lety +720

    Years later & I still get called A A Ron from time to time 😂

  • @sty857
    @sty857 Před 14 dny +2

    😂😂😂😂😂 funniest stuff I have watched in a long time! Now y'all know how it feels to change someone's name!

  • @denisehale153
    @denisehale153 Před 26 dny +1

    This is one of my FAVORITES of ALL!😂😂

  • @adrianreeves5583
    @adrianreeves5583 Před 2 lety +454

    After he asks, "Are you outta your goddamm mind?" is when the party starts.

    • @nursoltomatkerimov1809
      @nursoltomatkerimov1809 Před 2 lety +2

      He also has a twin brother, with whom he was separated, that was raised in the south. He would say:"Are you outside of your mind?!" And keep playing his songs.

    • @vigzy77
      @vigzy77 Před 2 lety +3

      And once the party starts, the party don't stop coz it keeps on going !

  • @razorrich
    @razorrich Před 2 lety +768

    Now, does anybody in here have a valid reason…“I got to go pick up my daughter” for real, lol!

    • @feleciathomas4245
      @feleciathomas4245 Před 2 lety +16

      Picking up mine now!!

    • @razorrich
      @razorrich Před 2 lety +13

      @@feleciathomas4245
      You’re on it girl!

    • @cinkhangin
      @cinkhangin Před 2 lety +7

      But Timothy is the best student

    • @razorrich
      @razorrich Před 2 lety +2

      @@cinkhangin
      His name is spelled T-Mothy, lol!

    • @nmn361
      @nmn361 Před 2 lety +2

      Wait...if he's in high school, is his daughter in daycare?🤔

  • @StAyCoOlBrA
    @StAyCoOlBrA Před měsícem +1

    "i ma throw you out the GODAMM window 😡😡" that got me laughing all the time 😂😂

  • @faissalloussaief149
    @faissalloussaief149 Před 3 měsíci +1

    Immortal video!! I will be back in 2040 to watch it again if am still alive !! Thank you

  • @Marbles471
    @Marbles471 Před rokem +652

    "Therrrre he is. A-A-ron."
    I love how he's convinced that this awkward, dorky kid is a total delinquent. 😄

    • @beatigswartz5668
      @beatigswartz5668 Před rokem +1

      Those the types that end up being school shooters!

    • @nickc7576
      @nickc7576 Před rokem +53

      He taught school in the inner city for over 20 years. I think he knows a delinquent when he sees one

    • @Marbles471
      @Marbles471 Před rokem +7

      @@nickc7576 😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @paulcarroll8164
      @paulcarroll8164 Před rokem +19

      Yeah, the way he delivers it is as if they've been arch enemies for years 😂😂
      He had a real dislike for Bi-lackay as well. 😂😂

    • @JJ-bh6sk
      @JJ-bh6sk Před 11 měsíci +1

      😂

  • @Aaron-kq5kk
    @Aaron-kq5kk Před 2 lety +1098

    Shout out to all my brothers out there who’s lives were forever changed by this sketch.

  • @laurapayne8177
    @laurapayne8177 Před 3 dny +7

    Who is here after the Thomas Jefferson University graduation speaker?

    • @deer105
      @deer105 Před 2 dny

      What was brilliant about this skit is that it was poking fun at cultural differences without being degrading in any way. The substitute teacher is clearly strong, competent and articulate. He is imposing his own worldview as the authority, but it's clearly a joke. The real event on the other hand that just happened wasn't a joke, and was just absurd. It was an example of a complete lack of common sense.

  • @JennieRose8
    @JennieRose8 Před 2 měsíci +1

    I can’t stop watching this. 😂. At least 2x a day this week cause I’m sick and this makes me laugh.

  • @2legit64
    @2legit64 Před 2 lety +805

    I have watched this probably 25 times or more and I still laugh so hard when he says "insubordinate and churlish." Every. Single. Time.

    • @tobiasrasmussen4347
      @tobiasrasmussen4347 Před rokem +15

      His aggression mixed with these soft spoken, eloquent words is what does it for me too.

    • @wimvahl9186
      @wimvahl9186 Před rokem +3

      I still use, you done messed up A Aron, on my friend 😀

    • @smapili
      @smapili Před rokem +2

      If you go to the German nazi sketch with Ty Burrell he says the same thing

    • @Drako96
      @Drako96 Před rokem +4

      Aaron: Because it's pronounced Aaron.
      Mr. Garvey: *SON of **_A BITCH!_*

    • @georgeray649
      @georgeray649 Před rokem +1

      A A Ron 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Enmicanton
    @Enmicanton Před 4 měsíci

    This was an absolutely brilliant skit❤

  • @austin5019
    @austin5019 Před 3 měsíci

    These Key and Peele sketches will never get old and last forever!!! 😂

  • @shemsandahiro5841
    @shemsandahiro5841 Před 2 lety +62

    3:50 the way he says "claabbb"
    "AIN'T NONE OF Y'ALL OLD ENOUGH TO GO TO THE DAMN CLUB!"