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  • Feast with Key & Peele as they square off on soul food, get out-Frenched at a French restaurant, and enjoy the delicacies of a continental breakfast.
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  • @lukelyon1781
    @lukelyon1781 Před 2 lety +16349

    I love how the French speaking part was just a few actual French words mixed in with complete gibberish.

    • @Yoldark34
      @Yoldark34 Před 2 lety +724

      C'est impossible de comprendre cette partie ahah.

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape Před 2 lety +924

      Making *FRONCH* sounds

    • @lukelyon1781
      @lukelyon1781 Před 2 lety +410

      @@Yoldark34 lol J'entends "Croissant du jour," "de fleur", "champignon," "rouge," "blanc," et "mers bleue." Et toi???

    • @lukelyon1781
      @lukelyon1781 Před 2 lety +142

      @@Yoldark34 alors je comprends un peu, mais il ne parle pas rien des mots vraies.

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 Před 2 lety +119

      Was the waiter speaking actual French and the lady also spoke a couple of lines in French ???

  • @holycrab6316
    @holycrab6316 Před 2 lety +4723

    "I would like to apologize for the behavior of my passion" is what I'm going to use from now on

    • @Somebodys.nobody
      @Somebodys.nobody Před 2 lety +10

      i like your comment
      it's so true!

    • @Somebodys.nobody
      @Somebodys.nobody Před 2 lety +21

      @@holycrab6316 i appreciate your honest compassion as i have down syndrome and a mild case of autism with my 99 year old great grandma on her death bed...
      the world needs more good people like you😍

    • @michellescarfSpacex
      @michellescarfSpacex Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah 👍 Those sons of mother bit$s

    • @JamesBond-xx1lv
      @JamesBond-xx1lv Před 2 lety

      @@Somebodys.nobody bullshit

    • @sparkybig9799
      @sparkybig9799 Před 2 lety +4

      Guys you know when you have diarrhea but it doesn’t hurt when it comes out it’s so gross and satisfying mehn

  • @sayak4253
    @sayak4253 Před 11 měsíci +822

    "I'll have what I'm having" is the single most positive way of living your life. Be happy with what you have and nobody can bring you down.

  • @sweekzwook1797
    @sweekzwook1797 Před rokem +1585

    I genuinely think the incontinental breakfast part was 100% wholesome. I think it is beautiful how someone can feel such gratitude and love towards something most people would consider insignificant.

    • @stephaniemorrissey5114
      @stephaniemorrissey5114 Před rokem +82

      I was thinking this same thing! Like, how much more joy would we all get out of life if we all appreciated the simple things like this?

    • @willwrite3675
      @willwrite3675 Před rokem +20

      It's Way deeper than that

    • @LukiferGaming05
      @LukiferGaming05 Před rokem +16

      Definitely had an impact on Jordan Peele’s take on The Twilight Zone season 1 episode 1 The Comedian.

    • @dxcSOUL
      @dxcSOUL Před rokem +45

      You may have interpreted that way, but Peele definitely put a horror spin on it on purpose. The fact you can't see the manic horror undertones may actually be what's really disturbing.

    • @angelwingz892
      @angelwingz892 Před 11 měsíci +1

      Yeah but no.

  • @Rhewin
    @Rhewin Před 2 lety +10621

    To this day the Continental Breakfast sequence is one of the greatest things I've seen. I just want to have what he's having.

    • @clickityclow2004
      @clickityclow2004 Před 2 lety +191

      I concur COMPLETELY 😂

    • @chrisnvibesmusic
      @chrisnvibesmusic Před 2 lety +180

      Isn’t it my friend!

    • @Chemicalkinetics
      @Chemicalkinetics Před 2 lety +97

      I don't get it. Is he a ghost/dead?

    • @Rhewin
      @Rhewin Před 2 lety +360

      @@Chemicalkinetics he’s just a man who loves being in continent.

    • @Chemicalkinetics
      @Chemicalkinetics Před 2 lety +72

      @@Rhewin But he looks the same in 1955s as he is today..... 11:22.

  • @realzachfluke1
    @realzachfluke1 Před 2 lety +7450

    "Not a fork, not a spoon, but _something...in between._ A *fpoon."*
    I completely lost it at that point hahahahaha 😂🤣😂

  • @clydekaila25
    @clydekaila25 Před rokem +789

    The waiter pleading to save the guy is soo good

    • @martinadrianarcenas867
      @martinadrianarcenas867 Před 11 měsíci +27

      It was heaetbreaking..that clip still bothers me

    • @terrymhlongo4228
      @terrymhlongo4228 Před 2 měsíci +4

      ITS 87 degrees outside you know she dont need that jacket dont do it😅😅😅

  • @lightsinthesky4989
    @lightsinthesky4989 Před rokem +1122

    My manager is Macedonian. The kebapi skit is 100% accurate. That man really is giving full tilt at all times.

    • @borivojetravica569
      @borivojetravica569 Před rokem

      Ask him for ĆEVAPI and ask him isn't Serbian specialty? Macedonian and Albanian are selling to you gays Serbian food because before thay never have state, beafor thay kill all Serbian in Croatia, Albania, Macedonia and robbed territory, culture in every aspect. Macedonia even try to robbing name and history from Greek's. Today Macedonian don't exist, but... but America and lies from Hollywood are behind him because Serbian tell No to American occupation of everything from Serbian central bank to do industry, culture etc....

    • @homtanks5140
      @homtanks5140 Před rokem +29

      Too bad he is not Macedonian cuz Macedonia is greek

    • @vanpallandt5799
      @vanpallandt5799 Před rokem +65

      @@homtanks5140 thats the Greek region of Macedonia. As opposed to the country now known as North Macedonia.

    • @dizzotizzo69
      @dizzotizzo69 Před rokem

      Is he a mother son of beeetches?

    • @producedby3am344
      @producedby3am344 Před rokem +11

      @@homtanks5140 so hes macedonian

  • @xavierthweatt9106
    @xavierthweatt9106 Před 2 lety +3168

    Them trying to “out soul” each other in Soul food 😭

    • @adeptronic
      @adeptronic Před 2 lety +200

      They were making me hungry until they got to pig's feet.

    • @jacobfreeman8198
      @jacobfreeman8198 Před 2 lety +51

      @@adeptronic their actually very tasty

    • @adeptronic
      @adeptronic Před 2 lety +111

      @@jacobfreeman8198 They probably are but I have seen what they walk in.

    • @motherhood234
      @motherhood234 Před 2 lety +40

      I woke up sleeping family members for that skit.

    • @michaelayeni177
      @michaelayeni177 Před 2 lety +18

      And at Mama's Sugarbacks!

  • @thelostdecade7767
    @thelostdecade7767 Před 2 lety +1761

    " I'll have what I'm having " 😂😂😭😭😭

  • @jacobanteau6020
    @jacobanteau6020 Před rokem +166

    The continental breakfast truly is comedy sketch perfection. "Ah, the Danish... clearly from Brussels" "I love being incontinent" "like gogurt but to stay" "I'll have what I'm having"

  • @dweemiesdarkmount
    @dweemiesdarkmount Před 11 měsíci +63

    "not a spoon, not a fork but something in between"
    "a fpoon" 😂

  • @piplup10203854
    @piplup10203854 Před 2 lety +2273

    “Don’t be sorry, be better.” 😂 that’s one of my favorite lines in all of these.

    • @trinitydiaz4804
      @trinitydiaz4804 Před 2 lety +51

      i agree, followed by "...at your job." And Peele's eyes afterwards, lol

    • @tanjirokamodo5072
      @tanjirokamodo5072 Před 2 lety +47

      That's what Kratos said to Atreus

    • @ravibhatti746
      @ravibhatti746 Před 2 lety +2

      After that she says “My philosophy is pretty much keep it chill.” Lmaoo. Also You know when your slammed because Your nuts will be on the table and my fist will be covered in your blood. Lol.

    • @katmorgiewicz252
      @katmorgiewicz252 Před 2 lety +8

      I had a boss that used to say this. I was SO tempted to say it back when he apologized for something. I should have.

    • @piplup10203854
      @piplup10203854 Před 2 lety +3

      @@katmorgiewicz252 I definitely would have said it back to my ex-bosses. I had some pretty bad ones in the past so I can relate to you there.

  • @glennhoddle10
    @glennhoddle10 Před 2 lety +3377

    10:00 I spat out my coffee when he bit into the *unpeeled banana* and said *"baked to perfection."*
    *EPIC*

    • @renzocruz1308
      @renzocruz1308 Před 2 lety +61

      and the sound of crunching into the banana peel T.T

    • @humeraqureshi3733
      @humeraqureshi3733 Před 2 lety +16

      It was a fake banana, like as decoration. Right?? Why would it sound crunchy then lol😅

    • @Snappldel
      @Snappldel Před 2 lety +30

      @@humeraqureshi3733 Because of the skin

    • @ravibhatti746
      @ravibhatti746 Před 2 lety +17

      @@humeraqureshi3733 I believe majority of that food was all real.

    • @nickelisblind
      @nickelisblind Před 2 lety +5

      @@humeraqureshi3733 I believe that happened because of the skin, banana is a very close relative to plantain. Don't know if you had ever broke a plantain skin but is has a crunchy sound.

  • @JayBigDadyCy
    @JayBigDadyCy Před rokem +215

    The continental breakfast skit is just legendary. Amazing performance by Jordan. Their sketches always have another layer of depth. Nice tip of the hat to The Shining.

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      @Allofdestiny.1. Před rokem

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  • @albagonzalez9607
    @albagonzalez9607 Před 2 měsíci +10

    “It’s 87 degrees outside, in your heart of hearts you know she doesn’t need that jacket “ 😂😂😂

  • @teizzlieb5551
    @teizzlieb5551 Před rokem +2405

    That continental breakfast "devolving" into "the shining" is outright brilliant, both artistically and as a homage. I'm genuinely impressed.

    • @m.ace.o
      @m.ace.o Před rokem +61

      even the room 237 reference

    • @stk8824
      @stk8824 Před rokem +7

      Underrated comment

    • @originalunoriginal4055
      @originalunoriginal4055 Před rokem +20

      Yooo! I've watched that episode many times, but never picked up the shinning reference linked to it! Thanks man

    • @matthewwilliams7011
      @matthewwilliams7011 Před rokem +6

      Care to explain the shining reference?

    • @melvindmello508
      @melvindmello508 Před rokem +4

      @@matthewwilliams7011 It's a movie, starring Jack Nicholson.

  • @DrtyTreeHuggr
    @DrtyTreeHuggr Před 2 lety +3227

    The continental breakfast skit is my favorite skit of theirs ☠️😭☠️😭 I watch it every time. "I'll have what I'm having!! 😭😭"

    • @nicholaswoof88
      @nicholaswoof88 Před 2 lety +45

      Reference to Shining.. not bad..

    • @user-vn1jy4go1b
      @user-vn1jy4go1b Před 2 lety +34

      @@quentonfisher4013 he’s basically happy for what he has. That’s how grateful he is

    • @still1204
      @still1204 Před 2 lety +2

      😂

    • @jwkayk360
      @jwkayk360 Před 2 lety +25

      @@quentonfisher4013 its making fun of the movie "when harry met sally". the ill have what shes having scene

    • @Puschit1
      @Puschit1 Před 2 lety +18

      Since I am from europe that skit was a bit confusing for me. A "continental breakfast" is basically a standardized hotel breakfast buffet and as such quite boring and bland. Don't get me wrong, it's nice but when you travel, you'd expect to get some local specialities, instead you get always the same regardless of where you are. And in some cases you get bad versions of something that the location isn't used to otherwise. For example it's obligatory to have croissants, so if you are in a country that usually don't have that for breakfast, you might get shitty versions of croissants. A continental breakfast is like a big budget hollywood movie that aims to be released world wide: It goes out of their way to please everyone and to offend no-one and as a result it is predictable, all over the place and has no character of it's own.
      What are non-continental hotel breakfasts like in the US then?

  • @ravenprey666
    @ravenprey666 Před rokem +82

    His face after the slap at 22:15 is my absolute fave moment from this compilation

    • @NickellessCageless
      @NickellessCageless Před 29 dny

      i think, i'm a grown-ass man every day, it leads to laughs and new friends

  • @zainiadnan2335
    @zainiadnan2335 Před rokem +55

    The continental breakfast always makes me enjoy my food and be grateful about it

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      @Allofdestiny.1. Před rokem

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    • @antionette4544
      @antionette4544 Před rokem +1

      I couldn't stop laughing at it. But the ending was pretty great. The picture of him being the only black dude back in 1935..then it made sense that he was so thankful. I guess he was like a ghost or something in the end.

  • @melvert33
    @melvert33 Před 2 lety +581

    Every line in the continental breakfast scene is gold but laughed out loud at the muffin "well la dee da...paper and everything"

  • @wisemannerson7673
    @wisemannerson7673 Před 2 lety +1126

    I like the Continental breakfast guy because he appreciates every little thing in life.

    • @aBamieh
      @aBamieh Před 2 lety +41

      he's just incontinent

    • @ali965
      @ali965 Před rokem +5

      Until he goes insane

    • @QuranwithRain
      @QuranwithRain Před rokem +1

      @@aBamieh 😂

    • @Mugruncher
      @Mugruncher Před rokem +9

      Snappy suit, super positive attitude, winning smile, hedonistic tendencies. Continental breakfast guy is a full package.

    • @nicolaypastore
      @nicolaypastore Před rokem

      @@aBamieh he’s incompetent.

  • @LAK_770
    @LAK_770 Před rokem +70

    Meeghan might seriously be Peele’s most inspired character. I say this as someone who considers him to be an absolutely brilliant, fully legitimate actor. Also I didn’t realize this was the beginning of the multi-part “but your jacket” saga

    • @brandonbeauchemin4950
      @brandonbeauchemin4950 Před rokem +3

      Same here! I love the meeghan skits 😂 “COME GET YOUR JACKET”. NO! 😂

  • @lizzymint6705
    @lizzymint6705 Před rokem +261

    Despite all the love it’s gotten, I still think this show is underrated. It’s freaking brilliant.

  • @bigpapa4473
    @bigpapa4473 Před 2 lety +1075

    “Not a spoon, not a fork but.,. A fapoon” literally my favorite one 😂😂😂😂

  • @squanchy9755
    @squanchy9755 Před 2 lety +935

    I'm not going to lie, that continental breakfast buffet looked so good that I had one when I stayed in London. I ate my breakfast as I watched that sketch.

    • @fingernecklace4817
      @fingernecklace4817 Před 2 lety +10

      I'd always like a nice crispy croissant

    • @qaasimabdul6766
      @qaasimabdul6766 Před 2 lety +3

      I’m gonna do this

    • @1992Kingofyoutubable
      @1992Kingofyoutubable Před 2 lety +15

      Did you also do the laugh like peele did 😂😂

    • @krowentheunknown7848
      @krowentheunknown7848 Před 2 lety +6

      I gotta ask just out of pure curiosity and human decency... Was it good?

    • @squanchy9755
      @squanchy9755 Před 2 lety +4

      @@krowentheunknown7848 It was actually pretty good. Now every time I go to a hotel I order breakfast.

  • @SpinThwomp
    @SpinThwomp Před rokem +10

    “I’ll have what I’m having” is one of the greatest self-affirming quotes ever, I should put it on shirt or hat or something

  • @THEJTRAIN78
    @THEJTRAIN78 Před rokem +46

    He said a cow hip, and a dog face. Yo I don’t even know how they come up with this shit but it’s hilarious. 😂

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  • @GeekExtremist
    @GeekExtremist Před 2 lety +122

    "Like Go-gurt, but to stay!" Lmao 🤣

  • @culturisklounge3791
    @culturisklounge3791 Před 2 lety +713

    The French skit is TOO FUNNY.

    • @artham_a9872
      @artham_a9872 Před 2 lety +27

      The fleur hhhmnnnnnnnn

    • @AboveEmAllProduction
      @AboveEmAllProduction Před 2 lety +2

      not really one of their weaker ones

    • @bigsassyster
      @bigsassyster Před 2 lety +4

      is the waiter even speaking french? I caught some of fit, but a lot of it seems like gibberish

    • @xelorusinator
      @xelorusinator Před 2 lety +30

      @@bigsassyster Not really, he's just mixing a few real french words here and there but most of it is french sounding nonsense which makes it even better :D

    • @Nebol
      @Nebol Před rokem +6

      And she is so goddamn stunning it hurts....

  • @dontforgettolike7127
    @dontforgettolike7127 Před rokem +14

    13:38 “but they don’t knooow…” 😆

  • @dockstorage
    @dockstorage Před rokem +63

    “Well aren’t you a tiny plum” 😂

  • @clembu2275
    @clembu2275 Před rokem +136

    Key’s knee raise when he said “these sons of bitches sons of ma bitch” just made me crack up. So much passion and energy put into that sketch! Such great acting.

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  • @phantasyhero4435
    @phantasyhero4435 Před 2 lety +491

    Why didn't I ever notice the "I love being incontinent" joke before

  • @jennifers.8255
    @jennifers.8255 Před rokem +50

    Peele SLAYS me in the Continental breakfast. He reminds me of the older Martin Short and Steve Martin movies. "Ah, the Danish, clearly from Brussels." "I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT!" I am undone lol.

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    • @trealville23
      @trealville23 Před 3 dny

      Please don’t ever say “slays me”

  • @twistedhermit2839
    @twistedhermit2839 Před rokem +132

    As a yugo i can confirm that the macedonia skit is accurate.

    • @donaldgminski8621
      @donaldgminski8621 Před rokem

      I've known Macedonians, it doesn't represent them at all.

    • @twistedhermit2839
      @twistedhermit2839 Před rokem +21

      @@donaldgminski8621 my man.... you don't understand our genetically included humour of our internal International racism...

    • @nottherealpaulsmith
      @nottherealpaulsmith Před rokem +4

      the only part i'd say is inaccurate is "WE ARE HERE! THEY ARE THERE!", he should have been pointing to two adjacent neighborhoods in berlin
      all the shqiptars i've met live there

    • @sorrow2305
      @sorrow2305 Před rokem

      Imagine generalising an entire people because you happen to have the same genes and watched a video on the internet that waa intended as a joke.

    • @homeoftek5844
      @homeoftek5844 Před rokem +3

      @@sorrow2305 maybe he gets the joke??

  • @numberone1293
    @numberone1293 Před 2 lety +251

    12:40 😂🤣 When he apologized for “the behavior of his passion” I literally cried🤣😂

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  • @23aceballer
    @23aceballer Před 2 lety +322

    Both of them trying to out black each other with their orders and mamma sugabanks was down to hook them up lmao

  • @michaelbattlejr836
    @michaelbattlejr836 Před rokem +49

    The continental breakfast is golden….I’ve never seen something so so damn amazing

  • @gouzanzei254
    @gouzanzei254 Před 2 lety +552

    I'm french and i laugh so hard, I barely understand a few words they say because of that accent, it kills me !

  • @JeyPeyy
    @JeyPeyy Před 2 lety +191

    The Andre & Meegan skit is almost hard to watch. I feel so bad for Andre, the guy really tried to save him

    • @Raithed
      @Raithed Před 2 lety +2

      There's a lot of these skits in case you have not seen the rest. They're on CZcams.

    • @uncletacosupreme7023
      @uncletacosupreme7023 Před 2 lety +2

      Lol I was with a crazy person before too.

    • @stoatthemammal
      @stoatthemammal Před 2 lety

      @@Raithed nah really?

  • @stanislavkaraslavov3090
    @stanislavkaraslavov3090 Před 10 měsíci +8

    -"Hm Greece, where the yogurt flows like water!"
    -Angry Bulgarian Noises

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws Před rokem +18

    When he takes a bite out of the banana I lost it when I first saw it and I still laugh today, the continental breakfast sequence is so funny

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  • @jshimdabrim
    @jshimdabrim Před 2 lety +78

    “Ok I want a platter of *Stork Ankles* “
    Why he say stork ankles so aggressively 😂😂😂

  • @mattiaskarlsson1386
    @mattiaskarlsson1386 Před 2 lety +1088

    So Jordan Peele has proven himself a master of horror but when food from all "europine" countries lay before him and he starts with Turkey, he really brought his A-game.

    • @thomastobin1492
      @thomastobin1492 Před 2 lety +51

      He also said the Danish was clearly from Brussels 😂

    • @ayoelang
      @ayoelang Před 2 lety +20

      Most of what he said was completely wrong in that sketch 😂😂😂

    • @scoutbite4334
      @scoutbite4334 Před 2 lety +8

      Well turkey is 5% europian...
      i hate myself

    • @rfkwouldvebeenaok1008
      @rfkwouldvebeenaok1008 Před rokem +8

      @@scoutbite4334 just gotta get Constantinople back in Greek hands to get rid of that percentage.

    • @otobotrecords
      @otobotrecords Před rokem

      @@rfkwouldvebeenaok1008 dream on, weirdo.

  • @Katdancing
    @Katdancing Před 10 měsíci +7

    “I’ll have what I’m having!” I say that so many times throughout the day 😂

  • @mattjohnico4762
    @mattjohnico4762 Před rokem +12

    11:20 gives the vibe of Hotel California lol 😂

  • @Kelema86
    @Kelema86 Před 2 lety +473

    I’d never seen the “grown ass man” skit. 😂😂😂 hilarious.

    • @robertgamez9100
      @robertgamez9100 Před 2 lety +24

      When he slaps the shit out of him lmao

    • @AcetonMartin
      @AcetonMartin Před 2 lety

      “Ayy! Ayy! Fuck out my face nigga!” 😂😂😂😂

    • @jromero925ify
      @jromero925ify Před 4 měsíci +1

      That shit was hilarious, the transition from a grown ass man to a lil kid🤣🤣 😇😶‍🌫️

  • @edvinparmeza1298
    @edvinparmeza1298 Před 2 lety +127

    In the French restaurant scene, Peele is literally me trying to express my knowledge of many languages to my friends, when in reality I only know some words or phrases

  • @ChaossX77
    @ChaossX77 Před rokem +16

    They are both incredible actors.

  • @winter_silhouette
    @winter_silhouette Před 5 měsíci +3

    "I love being incontinent. It's a delight to the senses."
    I never noticed the fart joke before.

  • @gelapxjinkuro
    @gelapxjinkuro Před 2 lety +237

    Black Jeff skit is quite a riot 😄😂🤣
    it's almost like he's having a Dissociative Identity Disorder moment

    • @genova8148
      @genova8148 Před 2 lety +10

      I like that your username just says Black Man in Chinese

    • @micacam2684
      @micacam2684 Před 2 lety +3

      Unfortunately, ALL black people go through that in these United States. 😞

    • @357CLOUDY
      @357CLOUDY Před 2 lety

      Does it?

    • @torshavnnewell
      @torshavnnewell Před 2 lety

      @@genova8148 HAHAHAHAHHAH It was the first thing that noticed

    • @Tonyhouse1168
      @Tonyhouse1168 Před 2 lety

      It’s what we do

  • @kevinwalker718
    @kevinwalker718 Před 2 lety +737

    The stuff these two come up with always makes me laugh

    • @Baqsam99
      @Baqsam99 Před 2 lety +11

      As if they haven't a legion of writers?

    • @bibaolaitan5189
      @bibaolaitan5189 Před rokem +7

      @@Baqsam99 still their deliverance is topmatch

    • @Baqsam99
      @Baqsam99 Před rokem +1

      @@bibaolaitan5189 delivery*

  • @tattoodrdoke
    @tattoodrdoke Před rokem +12

    8:48 when you take your kids out for their first all you can eat buffet.

    • @GiJoe94
      @GiJoe94 Před 5 měsíci

      It's the same everytime lol

  • @rockykimpel
    @rockykimpel Před rokem +7

    Chappelle Show and Key n Peele are just some legendary shows with endless rewatchabililty. The skits actually age like a fine wine and get better over time.

  • @dianaweld7777
    @dianaweld7777 Před rokem +127

    This soul food segment had my body shaking with laughter and tears rolling down my eyes. When one request was for a Dixie cup of lard and almost every organ meat or fish head imaginable, then the truth of the moment was, “Do you want gravy with that?”

    • @reindeerage
      @reindeerage Před rokem +6

      i made the mistake of taking a sip of water during that skit and exactly at "a platter of stork ankles" it all went up my nose and i threw up on the floor laughing

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  • @michellew512
    @michellew512 Před 2 lety +588

    Being of mixed race, I completely endorse his confusion about which side to play at any given time 😂

    • @darrickebennett1939
      @darrickebennett1939 Před 2 lety +6

      The last skit reminded me so much of the Billy Batts scene in Goodfellas. 🤣🤣

    • @tau9508
      @tau9508 Před 2 lety +20

      @crocs.locked do you always preemptively *try to* insult women you know would never give you the time of day? Is it like a low self esteem defense mechanism?

    • @melissiafranklin1762
      @melissiafranklin1762 Před 2 lety +1

      Story of my life, I'm still weird a little
      I own it

    • @TheRAH1
      @TheRAH1 Před 2 lety +1

      @crocs.locked he definitely is 😂

    • @christineribone9351
      @christineribone9351 Před 2 lety +1

      @milly Bean; thanks.. ' I' was a little confused what was going on there.. 😳

  • @mtp1104
    @mtp1104 Před rokem +23

    Stork ankles …I’m dead 💀

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  • @collinziegler1615
    @collinziegler1615 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Starting at 9:25, the breakfast scene gets an incredible sequence of classical music hits. Whoever put it together is a genius: different Strauss tone poems bleed together as if a single piece with an interpolation from act 3 of Die Walküre, which leads right back to Strauss--then interrupted by a chant-like voice and big band jazz.

  • @culturisklounge3791
    @culturisklounge3791 Před 2 lety +196

    The continental breakfast skit PURE GENIUS.

    • @heroicsquirrel3195
      @heroicsquirrel3195 Před 2 lety +5

      I don’t get it really?

    • @drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890
      @drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890 Před 2 lety +9

      @@heroicsquirrel3195 the skit is an over exaggerated reaction to a simple breakfast concept

    • @heroicsquirrel3195
      @heroicsquirrel3195 Před 2 lety +1

      @@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890 yeah it’s just I wasn’t familiar with continental breakfasts

    • @smartkyler391
      @smartkyler391 Před 2 lety

      Probably it's about black poverty . In the picture he is the only black guy must be someone very influential...not sure though...

    • @captivating-culprit7484
      @captivating-culprit7484 Před 2 lety +1

      To be so playful with food is Fckin hilarious. Even caring to know where foods are from most dont care to know

  • @upendravines6273
    @upendravines6273 Před 2 lety +399

    0:26 - Project Neighborhood
    2:50 - French Dinner Order
    5:34 - White Jeff Black Jeff
    7:38 - Continental Breakfast Buffet
    11:38 - Kebapi Chebapi
    15:38 - The First Date
    20:00 - Well he's 4 & 3/4
    22:52 - No Anthony don't

    • @kloverdale7913
      @kloverdale7913 Před rokem +17

      Not Chebapi, but Chevapi. Look at mouth.

    • @upendravines6273
      @upendravines6273 Před rokem +4

      @@kloverdale7913 Sorry mate, I wrote what I saw in subtitles

    • @supykun
      @supykun Před rokem +7

      @@upendravines6273 Che-- va-- pi. _Chevapi._

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 Před rokem +1

      I think you spelled "Antnee" wrong.

    • @upendravines6273
      @upendravines6273 Před rokem

      @@jondunmore4268 😂😂 maybe

  • @Dean_stugotz
    @Dean_stugotz Před rokem +15

    You never touch a grown man face 😂😂😂

  • @uusimaa5646
    @uusimaa5646 Před rokem +2

    that lip tremble gets me everytime

  • @drich9098
    @drich9098 Před 2 lety +92

    Peele’s face during the French skit 😂😂

  • @StrobeFireStudios
    @StrobeFireStudios Před rokem +145

    I swear Jordan Peele is a greater actor than anyone he's directed in his life. Fantastic, just brillliant

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  • @amiblueful
    @amiblueful Před 23 dny +2

    Grown a** man is one of my favorite sketches, especially when seeing it for the first time and wondering what's going on.

  • @Mville88
    @Mville88 Před 10 měsíci +2

    "The forbidden fruit"
    That's where I broke 🤣

  • @sushantmj1984
    @sushantmj1984 Před 2 lety +21

    9:35 says danish and then say clearly from brussels. I laughed so hard.

  • @lovepilie
    @lovepilie Před rokem +32

    4:20 gotta give props for making a whole speech sounding french while almost not using any actual word XD Bravo!!!!

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    • @AhmedOuthmanMohamed
      @AhmedOuthmanMohamed Před měsícem

      Oh so that's why i didn't understand a word of his saying even though i can speak French

  • @snowprincess5538
    @snowprincess5538 Před 10 dny

    i remember seeing the french skit quite a while ago, it is GENIUS it will never cease to be pure gold

  • @bleachcake3799
    @bleachcake3799 Před rokem +9

    22:53 has been on my mind for like a month

  • @Aphe_99
    @Aphe_99 Před 2 lety +381

    The best comedy in the world 😂 I love how they can act every role, every nation every situation perfectly

  • @BinoFelixNinoNarcPeppino
    @BinoFelixNinoNarcPeppino Před rokem +30

    The kebapi sketch kills me every time .

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  • @deddyson
    @deddyson Před rokem +12

    Key's french accent is so precise...

  • @user-ex2tr8gn2m
    @user-ex2tr8gn2m Před 7 měsíci +2

    They are both so underrated. Love them both. Geniuses!!! Great acting

  • @dhamilton707
    @dhamilton707 Před 2 lety +42

    "Like gogurt, but a stay." 😭😭😭😭

  • @ryan.8783
    @ryan.8783 Před 2 lety +61

    The soul food restaurant scene holy shit
    The way he said “a platter of stork ankles” so straight-faced

  • @dooms8870
    @dooms8870 Před rokem +5

    I could keep watching his pure joy for the complimentary continental breakfast all day lol.

  • @dinozavyr
    @dinozavyr Před rokem +7

    As a south-eastern European, I find the kebapi sketch (11:38) hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • @artisticevan2358
    @artisticevan2358 Před 2 lety +50

    My girlfriend is Dominican, and when she’s speaking Spanish to people , I just kinda stand there and pretend I understand more than like 5 words

  • @emmarose6590
    @emmarose6590 Před 2 lety +63

    I die when he starts crying at breakfast 😂😂😂

  • @aadityasrivastava7112
    @aadityasrivastava7112 Před 9 měsíci +2

    The grown ass man took a real sharp turn
    *twice*

  • @ajrockinshockin2893
    @ajrockinshockin2893 Před rokem +2

    The soul food skit, trying to compete with each other, got me. 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

  • @nabilh.6357
    @nabilh.6357 Před 2 lety +357

    The macadonian restaurant sketch made me laugh alot.... Good job Michael-kegan

    • @Baqsam99
      @Baqsam99 Před 2 lety +5

      Where is you from, nigga?

    • @habbit01
      @habbit01 Před 2 lety +3

      Baqsam macadamia

    • @Baqsam99
      @Baqsam99 Před 2 lety +1

      @@habbit01 Never thought of that one!

    • @johny.3218
      @johny.3218 Před 2 lety +4

      *But they do not knowwwww.* 🤣

    • @alexxx5749
      @alexxx5749 Před 2 lety +1

      @@johny.3218 LMAOOO😂😂😂

  • @winterslullaby
    @winterslullaby Před rokem +162

    I can NOT believe I just discovered these guys considering how long they've been around?! They are FREAKING HILARIOUS!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @HeyTash
      @HeyTash Před rokem +20

      Oh I envy you and the journey you get to go on

    • @saintlynnie4037
      @saintlynnie4037 Před rokem +7

      The mad tv days were great as well

    • @jromero925ify
      @jromero925ify Před 4 měsíci +1

      Watch the one where key is a teacher and does roll call, but reads the names out the way he pronounces things😂

  • @Kentavious444
    @Kentavious444 Před rokem +24

    Literally in tears here!! 😅🤣😂🤣

  • @ProficiencyMusic
    @ProficiencyMusic Před 7 měsíci +4

    0:38 the greatest Yeah of all time

  • @nathanarievlis3985
    @nathanarievlis3985 Před rokem +15

    20:00 'Grown Ass Man' . If you're like me and forgot it existed, it's here 😄🤣

  • @Ty-xz2qr
    @Ty-xz2qr Před 2 lety +152

    I'll have what I'm having, I'll have what.. I'm having 😋

  • @startingmap2387
    @startingmap2387 Před rokem +9

    8:53 I will never call it a spork again after watching this it is now fpoon

  • @jimmijames6294
    @jimmijames6294 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I would love to have been on any of Key & Peele scenes. I would have to take so many hours of not laughing, these actors are great.

  • @Sykthor
    @Sykthor Před 2 lety +21

    "he´s just a waitor...." i could watch an entire movie with her xD

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  • @TraceguyRune
    @TraceguyRune Před 2 lety +19

    7:25 he said "I'm very sorry", and then goes "Watch your ass"... I think that's grey Jeff

  • @twilightedspartan71
    @twilightedspartan71 Před rokem +2

    I Iove how the video starts with peele having a foodgasm 🤣😂🤣😂

  • @SergioR00
    @SergioR00 Před 2 lety +26

    Something about the Continental Breakfast sketch is so great. The absolute joy and wonder over the most standard things is captivating lol

  • @acidpoptart4270
    @acidpoptart4270 Před 2 lety +54

    The continental breakfast one is a goldmine lol. What will you think of next germany? That shit was golden he had some of the most random speech patterns ever lol

  • @tiegatries
    @tiegatries Před rokem +7

    The continental breakfast one got me😆

  • @giganosaurus7777
    @giganosaurus7777 Před rokem +5

    the second one reminded me of when I went to the crepe diner in Disney's epcot and one of the workers could speak in French, I ended up ordering since I was learning French in school, and this was an accurate representation of what happened

  • @user-zm6jn2cy6v
    @user-zm6jn2cy6v Před 2 lety +11

    Please his face at 22:23 😂😂😂 and the “you’re a grown ass man” lmaoo

  • @MrDanroberts09
    @MrDanroberts09 Před 2 lety +221

    I love how the human foot is white that's so funny.

    • @kishascape
      @kishascape Před 2 lety +7

      Those are the only plastic feet you can get at halloween decoration places.

    • @monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295
      @monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295 Před 2 lety +59

      The biggest problem in America: Not enough diversity in the dismembered plastic limbs

    • @maelvals8044
      @maelvals8044 Před 2 lety +6

      @@monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295 Listen... It's a good joke, it's a great joke even..

    • @MrDanroberts09
      @MrDanroberts09 Před 2 lety +6

      @@monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295 Yeah that must be a nightmare for filmmakers. Just to think there has never been a black dismembered foot ever on TV. Must be very limiting.

    • @AveSicarius
      @AveSicarius Před 2 lety +3

      @@monokumaprincipalofhopespe8295
      Shh, the corporate executives in charge of all major franchises will find your comment through their algorithms and assume it to be correct. The next time you go to see a movie all body props will be appropriately diverse, consistency doesn't matter in the face of prop equality, and this is clearly the way to increase their profit margins!