What Your Favorite Baldurs Gate 3 Character Says About You

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  • Today, Im going to tell YOU, what YOUR favorite Balders Gate Romancable Companion, says about you!
    PLS REMEMBER! All my opinions in this video are VERY SERIOUS (they are not they are just jokes) and i mean 100% of everything i say ( i do not i just wanted to make fun of the character and their fans)
    Seriously though, I love this game and all of its characters, and if you disagree with anything I said, pls comment why! I would love to hear your thoughts, and why you like certain characters :)
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  • @13gondolla37
    @13gondolla37 Před 3 měsíci +4592

    My interest in Astarion is less "I can fix him" and more "I wanna see what he sets on fire." Very much the same interest I have in Gojo Satoru and the Joker.

    • @anomaly863
      @anomaly863 Před 3 měsíci +165

      This called me all the way out LMAO

    • @memecat9830
      @memecat9830 Před 3 měsíci +116

      Mine is I can’t fix him but I’ll just try to keep him out of trouble also how can you be mad at that face

    • @helplessheroine2641
      @helplessheroine2641 Před 3 měsíci +102

      "I can fix him", nah, I WILL fix him I'm fucking fix-it-Felix the way I'm gonna force all my companions into being better people

    • @FrankyWilliams-po7mu
      @FrankyWilliams-po7mu Před 3 měsíci +6

      omfg don't call me out like that!!

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah Před 3 měsíci +55

      I have accepted the "walking red flags" and "outright villains" as my fictophile crushes.
      Got lucky my IRL partner is a golden retriever like Karlach....only after a series of IRL red flags before him.
      Fanfics help as an outlet for those problem crushes. 😆

  • @exxy9931
    @exxy9931 Před 3 měsíci +1402

    "Fascist Kermit the Frog" "It's not kinky, it's a court case" 💀

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu Před 3 měsíci +55

      I don't think he got very far into her romance, but we'll forgive him.

    • @box_shadows125
      @box_shadows125 Před 3 měsíci +25

      ​@@ANPC-pi9vu He 100% did not lol

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 Před 2 měsíci +16

      "Your Honor, you weren't even there - on God, she was throwin' hella ass!"

  • @bungouyevsky
    @bungouyevsky Před 3 měsíci +726

    Minthara simp: Has mommy issues
    Astarion simp: Has father issues
    And both are my favs.... shit...

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon Před 2 měsíci +18

      Are you an orphan?😂😂
      (That was a joke,if you really are...that's too bad and I'm so sorry for laughing to your face.🙏💔)

    • @bungouyevsky
      @bungouyevsky Před 2 měsíci +11

      @@Nicamon Lmao Im not but I do have issues with both my parents🫠

    • @Nicamon
      @Nicamon Před 2 měsíci +2

      @@bungouyevsky Sorry to hear that.🥀🥀

    • @sabsain2399
      @sabsain2399 Před měsícem

      ????

    • @Banjimommy
      @Banjimommy Před 17 dny +1

      Unfortunately, can relate 😵‍💫

  • @coffeelover5598
    @coffeelover5598 Před 2 měsíci +753

    Gale can't stop talking about his ex because his ex was his groomer, and he doesn't realize that. He got that "chosen one" set up with her, and using magic was what she used to make him feel special, it's why he's allll up about it. It's what his personality surrounds because, after all, that's all he's good for. While I'm glad I went with my instincts on the first romance scene to not use an illusion for my Tav and him to spend the night, I feel the other version (kinda freakier from what I've heard) proves my point that he's trying so much to impress you, to prove he's worth something because he spent his life trying to impress Mystra and she used that, and it also got him in trouble. Doesn't help that his ex (his groomer) says he can have her forgiveness by killing himself, and only takes more interest when he finds something that could harm her, SO, there's that. He eventually stops talking about her and says in a big romantic scene in Act 3 "With you, I forget my goddess" which is character development. The only reason he continues to talk about her some is because she sticks her nose into our business regarding the crown. (Though probably doesn't help my point that I love the tragedy of Anakin and Padme from Star Wars. Then there's Gale being the "fallen" Chosen and talking about using the crown in Act 3 to become powerful like the gods) But anyway, it's really like the other characters and helping them heal better. The whole game isn't really "I can fix them" but you can choose "I can help them break free and we can put the broken pieces together to create something better." Or you can make them worse. Or YOU can be worse. Annnd I didn't mean to start an essay in the comments, but here we are.

    • @Vesta_the_Lesser
      @Vesta_the_Lesser Před 2 měsíci +8

      annoys me that her name is "Mystra" since that's a goddess in dnd...or maybe that was intentional, this woman has a god complex and uses other people

    • @Inkcharm
      @Inkcharm Před 2 měsíci +78

      @@Vesta_the_Lesser that's.... because she IS mystra the goddess.....

    • @thesussybaka7733
      @thesussybaka7733 Před 2 měsíci +52

      My guy, she IS Mystra. Gale slept with the goddess of magic.

    • @ashpense6408
      @ashpense6408 Před měsícem +25

      I was gonna say this, but knew in my heart it had been said. Gale deserves better. Bro is groomed and needs a hug.
      Just how Halsin being kidnapped broke me when he told me. I was like, "Bud, you got trauma. Bud, BUDDY! OH MY GOD YOU NEED A HUG!"

    • @reaperwithnoname
      @reaperwithnoname Před měsícem +6

      I'd call "groomer" an exaggeration (we don't know how old Gale was, or even which one of them initiated), but it's very clear that relationship wasn't healthy for him. It reinforced the worst parts of his personality (defining his self-worth through his power as a wizard).

  • @1Archangel_Lucifer1
    @1Archangel_Lucifer1 Před 3 měsíci +1908

    “Women, but big YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA👺”
    I relate to this man on a spiritual level

    • @_Nyxers_
      @_Nyxers_ Před 3 měsíci +26

      SO TRUE

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth Před 3 měsíci

      Something about a woman who can crush me with her thighs just works for me 😂🤭

    • @meganvincent5381
      @meganvincent5381 Před 3 měsíci +7

      YAAAAAAA

    • @personman2346
      @personman2346 Před 3 měsíci +10

      For me It’s
      Men… but small
      YAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @requiem6775
      @requiem6775 Před 3 měsíci +10

      I could feel the echoes of neuron activation when he said that

  • @Vex_Loves_C
    @Vex_Loves_C Před 3 měsíci +2407

    *BOSS MUSIC* “TAKE YO PANTS OFF-“
    ….I can’t with Danny💀😭
    Edit: HOLY CRAP THIS BLEW UP ITS BEEN TWO MONTHS

    • @thunderous_bloom
      @thunderous_bloom Před 3 měsíci +32

      I laughed a little bit too much at that

    • @_Nyxers_
      @_Nyxers_ Před 3 měsíci +23

      THE LIGHTSABER

    • @jasonlu9562
      @jasonlu9562 Před 3 měsíci +9

      new ring tone acquired

    • @foxfellsansthetrashydork611
      @foxfellsansthetrashydork611 Před 3 měsíci +2

      That's so funny 😂

    • @Vandriar
      @Vandriar Před 3 měsíci +32

      Ngl...it was hot when he did that. I can totally see Lae'zel coming into the bedroom naked, holding a Githyanki sword and saying "Take your pants off!". Bonus points if she calls you an "istik"

  • @Gremlin_Child10
    @Gremlin_Child10 Před 2 měsíci +156

    You can tell if something is someones hyperfixation if they stand up while talking about it

  • @JocaPlays87
    @JocaPlays87 Před 2 měsíci +109

    I actually chose the Emperor in my first playthrough because Withers had said something like "Thou hast not romanced anyone, noob, lol, thou art a fucking virgin" and the next long rest i really wanted to prove him wrong
    Edit: i had to google if Withers was an actual romance option, i am utterly disappointed

  • @TheShepherdFilms
    @TheShepherdFilms Před 3 měsíci +1258

    Karlach is the best...super positive good person, when she gets angry, she gets over it fast, and nothing can keep her down.

    • @davibisco4617
      @davibisco4617 Před 3 měsíci +20

      Karlach is boring because she is too good of a person, fight me

    • @ElaiusQiblin
      @ElaiusQiblin Před 3 měsíci +25

      @@davibisco4617I-
      But-

    • @Daelyah
      @Daelyah Před 3 měsíci

      "...she gets over it fast..."
      **points at Gortash**
      "What about jerkface over there???"

    • @eileenconway2966
      @eileenconway2966 Před 3 měsíci +83

      @@davibisco4617counter point: muscles

    • @riakun
      @riakun Před 3 měsíci +82

      @davibisco4617 counter point: if she was a real person, you’d want to be with her, or at least be her friend. If not, then you need some deep self reflection as to why you don’t love yourself enough to want such a good friend

  • @bubble8c492
    @bubble8c492 Před 3 měsíci +620

    "BRIAN, BRIAN I HAVE TO FIND CAZADOR" took me OUT 💀😂

  • @JustSomeGith
    @JustSomeGith Před 2 měsíci +115

    The Lae'zel part is truly spoken like someone who never romanced her and seen her sunrise scene, Lae'zel is easily one of the most loyal and loving romances by the end.

    • @praserdanser5407
      @praserdanser5407 Před měsícem +9

      By the end though. Most people who romance a character aren’t away of there entire story yet

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 Před 26 dny

      she's weird but not a bad person. just rude by faerun standards, her people are too busy riding dragons and killing mindflayers for manners.

    • @suruxstrawde8322
      @suruxstrawde8322 Před 16 dny +3

      @@praserdanser5407
      Maybe, but personally I see the inner cuteness, whenever she's caught off guard for either positive or negative reasons. She holds all that toughness up as a facade for her fear of being without defense, legit a realistic tsundere even.

  • @QueenyBunny
    @QueenyBunny Před 3 měsíci +121

    Gale to me simply clicks. I don't think I've ever felt more comfortable with any fictional character ever. I honestly think I'll eventually marry someone like him because he just fits me so well. His dry humor, kindness and passion for his career is the most relatable thing I've seen in a while. But not only that, I see myself in every nerdy and awkward interaction he ever has (ex. The conversation about the "pleasure domes" being a perfectly legitimate architectural feature). In fact, I was once talking to him and at some point during the conversation, I remembered a study I read about the connection between danger/fear and arousal (it's a very interesting topic tbh), and next thing I hear is him talking about that EXACT thing. Saying "he's just like me frfr" is putting it lightly. He's my ideal partner.

  • @emperortime4380
    @emperortime4380 Před 3 měsíci +1075

    “Shadowheart is an emotionally unavailable person.” …she straight up develops an emotional reliance on Tav after like 3 successful dialogues. It’s legitimately difficult to fumble the bag with Shadowheart. Astarion on the other hand, I never know where his head’s at. My Druid is romancing him successfully rn, and he approves of me the least out of my three main companions.

    • @lizzieke2188
      @lizzieke2188 Před 3 měsíci +133

      REAL THO. Right now in my campaign, I'm romancing shadowheart as Tav, and one of the lines she says when I come talk to her is 'My day just got better' or 'I've ben smiling a lot recently, and I think it's your fault.' or something along those lines. So I would also say she's pretty emotionally available person.

    • @Amy_the_Lizard
      @Amy_the_Lizard Před 3 měsíci +18

      Huh. I'm not romancing anyone yet, and he's currently tied with Shadowheart for third highest approval. (Gale and Wyll think I'm great, Karlach for some reason only has 28 approval of me even though I'm generally pretty nice, and Lae'zel merely tolerates me with a whopping 15 approval...)

    • @user-lk9vu8nl8u
      @user-lk9vu8nl8u Před 3 měsíci +69

      Shadowheart likes to test other people's character, their beliefs. But there is no issue here if you pass her test just by staying consistent and respectful. I also did sweet little things to her as much as I wanted. I don't really understand why others call her a bitch. Roses have thorns.

    • @GothMaidenSixx
      @GothMaidenSixx Před 3 měsíci +8

      Damn ive had better luck with astarion than shadowheart lmaooo

    • @people2chronically-online
      @people2chronically-online Před 3 měsíci +16

      Just by his description of SH bro has never played BG3

  • @demonicvincent
    @demonicvincent Před 3 měsíci +660

    Girl, Astarion is just the only one who knows how to have any fun in that camp. He understands you can set some shit on fire, literally or metaphorically, and still be a good person.

    • @aaronmontgomery2055
      @aaronmontgomery2055 Před 3 měsíci +30

      Well good is relative.

    • @shibernyan2009
      @shibernyan2009 Před 3 měsíci +33

      Good person might be stretching it, but yes.😅

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz Před 3 měsíci +18

      he is 100% NOT a good person! He literally approves of every evil decision you make in the game and disapproves of every good.

    • @shibernyan2009
      @shibernyan2009 Před 3 měsíci +36

      @@Ailieorz Not everything. He doesn't like it if you unalive animals or give Scratch away, and approves of helping kids (though he'll also approve if you tell em to get lost cause let's be honest....that's indeed hilarious🤣). Ow and he disapproves of clowns, which are definitely evil incarnate. So there's some good in him after all.☺️✨ Those are just a few examples, there's probably more (probably not💀).

    • @Kangurek44
      @Kangurek44 Před 3 měsíci +3

      He just disagree to altruism, ​@@Ailieorz

  • @ShadowIsStillAlive
    @ShadowIsStillAlive Před 2 měsíci +63

    Astarion is my favorite, and also the reason I started the game in the first place. I am definitely guilty of the "I can fix him" mindset, but also I adore the sass and as an abuse survivor, seeing him go through his experiences throughout the game teaches me more things about myself. Hearing him say certain things just make some of my experiences click in a way that has never happened before, and makes me look at myself and how i feel a bit more deeply. And he's good on the eyes, too 😂

    • @violetskies14
      @violetskies14 Před 2 měsíci +7

      I like getting to see him heal and grow and stop resenting people recieving help where he didn't and actually start approving of it. I've definitely been guilty of those flashes of resentment myself. When I gave Yenna money and he approved I was so happy I wanted to hug him. And I love getting to kill his abuser. It's cathartic.

  • @welcometoapollocabin2432
    @welcometoapollocabin2432 Před 2 měsíci +26

    I'm glad you acknowledged what a legitimitely good person Halsin is. I found the shadow curse storyline very compelling and I adore Halsin's sweet personality and gentle banter. He is also basically a kinder version of my dad WHO SAID THAT

    • @xxnekonekox
      @xxnekonekox Před 27 dny +2

      You really had me till the end there 😂

  • @TheLast_Braincell
    @TheLast_Braincell Před 3 měsíci +660

    "Can beat ur ass if you beg them to... ANYWAY 👺"
    My headphones💀

  • @TironsLegend
    @TironsLegend Před 3 měsíci +281

    The moment Lae’zel started cursing in her native tongue and talking about craving blood I knew that she was Klingon-coded and watching Star Trek while I was going through puberty had side effects.

    • @princessblazena
      @princessblazena Před 3 měsíci +12

      Yep... B'Elanna Torres 😌😂

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu Před 3 měsíci +3

      Yeeeees

    • @matthewphoenix6372
      @matthewphoenix6372 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Grilka...

    • @Cernunnnos
      @Cernunnnos Před měsícem +3

      Yea, that's all I could think. Githyanki are basically fantasy Klingons.
      Supposedly OP warlike race that end up jobbing every time the IP wants to introduce a new, bigger threat.
      The stupid guttural fake swear words to avoid the censor hammer always ticked me the wrong way. I always preferred the father ted and red dwarf approach. Where you'd just change a word slightly "Fek" or use a word most people wouldn't be that familiar with "smeg" and commit so they end up being as hard and intentional as the real deal words, but you still make watershed.

  • @Jestokost
    @Jestokost Před 3 měsíci +104

    15:22 "you're like a non-Newtonian fluid: strong under pressure, but the second anyone checks in on you, you're going to fucking DIE"
    I feel both more seen and more called out than ever before in my goddamned life. I can at least admit I'm bisexual though, got that going for me.

  • @SingingInferno
    @SingingInferno Před 3 měsíci +37

    Minthara is downright pleasant for a Lolth-Sworn Drow, tbh.

  • @queenofhearts3964
    @queenofhearts3964 Před 3 měsíci +254

    As a SA 'survivor', Astarion really touched my heart. At first, I thought he was really annoying, but then as I got to know him, I realized how much I relate with him. Snarky and sarcastic, but ultimately putting up an act to protect himself and in truth is very sweet. I understand the pain of the body being used, I understand acting to stay safe. I romanced him and did everything to make him feel safe and cared for, because he deserves it. I also showed him that he doesn't need to ascend to be something, that he's perfect just as he is.
    He's super funny and charming, just an overall amazing character
    I've also been obsessed with vampires for basically all my life but I liked him before I knew so :p

    • @emmasilver2332
      @emmasilver2332 Před 3 měsíci +7

      You took the words right outta my mouth

    • @vampirewolf373
      @vampirewolf373 Před 3 měsíci +5

      Could not have said it better myself and I second every single thing you said here. Including being obsessed with vampires lol

    • @_Sapph_
      @_Sapph_ Před 3 měsíci +9

      The _exact_ same reason I romanced him down to the fucking T. It was really nice and healing to romance him and basically heal each other. I love my sassy vampire boi.

    • @silvandarart
      @silvandarart Před 3 měsíci +1

      Same x

    • @PsychoticAnchovies
      @PsychoticAnchovies Před 3 měsíci +4

      You hit it right on the nose. Doing his redemption quest was reminiscent of therapy

  • @godessnerd
    @godessnerd Před 3 měsíci +343

    I’m more of the Astarion camp of at first being like “ooo chaos buddies!” But then slowly developing a relationship to where I want to see him happy and able to actually have boundaries for himself

    • @HumorHouse42
      @HumorHouse42 Před 3 měsíci +6

      Same

    • @vampirizza
      @vampirizza Před 3 měsíci +13

      I am slowly going that route as well. I wanna see my poor twink happy (das why I let him feed on enemies 😁)

    • @shadn
      @shadn Před 3 měsíci +3

      Same

  • @RueRyuzakiIsBB
    @RueRyuzakiIsBB Před 3 měsíci +63

    Halsin is a gentle sweet man, and I love him! He and Astarion are my beloved duo!

  • @admin-yo1ee
    @admin-yo1ee Před 2 měsíci +18

    Karlach is just the best. She's cool, endlessly capable, more upfront with you than any of the other party members, has your back, and her idea of a cute date would include throwing Molotov cocktails at a police station.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Před měsícem

      The "Upfront" bit is really hitting among your companions. Shart, well who cares. Wyll "Well I'm actually in a relationship already. With a Devil. Hope you enjoy a polycule" Gale "Hey, I'm super normal and TOTALY NOT a walking nuke luv me uwu", and Astarion "OH, Who left this boar laying around drained of blood, a mystery?!"

  • @Laurenavery-
    @Laurenavery- Před 3 měsíci +594

    “Babe, come to the computer, Danny is on”

  • @SageAndAPencil
    @SageAndAPencil Před 3 měsíci +317

    As an ace, Karlach is my favorite by far because of just how much of a good person she is, incredibly down-to-earth, approving any time you do the right thing, and does not spare anyone undeserving of mercy
    She’s so gd silly too, I’ll be in camp watching her do a lil shimmy dance or humming to herself and I’ll be kicking my feet
    Also I love how her character is kind-of the rejection of the usual stereotype that “angry = mean” in characters, but she’s so incredibly nice you don’t expect her to be a barbarian unless you know beforehand
    It goes the other way too with the “nice = shy/timid” stereotype

    • @alyssathefool3051
      @alyssathefool3051 Před 3 měsíci +18

      YES THIS!!! As an ace person myself, I just ADORE Karlach! She's so cheerful and like, yea, she's got baggage but she's handling it! Plus, I like how your relationship with her isn't really sexual at first. Some of the other companions like Astarian start from a sexual place before your connection to them deepens. But as an ace person, that's a hard sell. I'm not here for the sex, I'm here for the person and DAMN is Karlach just an amazing person!

    • @SUPERMavic
      @SUPERMavic Před 3 měsíci +7

      When i reached the end of the game I had a sudden idea of "what if Karlach has the opportunity to live a long life with a family?" and after that I can't get the Image out of my mind of the sweetest mother that you definitly don't want to make upset or angry because she can crush you till you reach the underdark

    • @matthewsmith1779
      @matthewsmith1779 Před 3 měsíci

      She is the absolute worst. Of all the characters in the game, she seems the most phony.

    • @jeffchatterton9515
      @jeffchatterton9515 Před 3 měsíci +6

      To chime in with the Ace people, us Demisexuals really enjoy the fact that she's relationship first as well.

    • @matttt60
      @matttt60 Před 3 měsíci +6

      As a Ace/Demi person I really like Karlach and Shadowheart approach to be slow and steady, not too sexual and more about intimacy.

  • @ashtheglitch6858
    @ashtheglitch6858 Před 3 měsíci +34

    I like Shadowheart because she's hot, but because of my religious trauma and how much I relate to her.
    Halsin because I desperately need someone who doesn't want to use me
    Lae'zel... I just respect her. She's strong and knows what she wants
    Gail... honestly I just like listening to him talk about stuff. he's funny and just seems like a good guy who has flaws.
    Wyll because I know he cares and won't use me for my body
    Karlach is just someone who I know cares and will help me out of any depressive epode I get
    Astarion is someone I heavily relate to way to much. I don't want to fix him, I want us to learn how to be better together

  • @fontwego2059
    @fontwego2059 Před 2 měsíci +11

    I just love Minthara, she has her whole "I was mind controlled and all the bad stuff I did was not of my own free will and now I'm kinda freaking out" plot going on which I really like. Plus she's just weirdly optimistic??? If you ask her if she thinks you guys can beat the final boss the literally just goes "Oh course. If you have doubts, get rid of them, they're infectious." And it's just really refreshing having someone optimistic in the party.

    • @bumblerbree
      @bumblerbree Před 29 dny +1

      she's also way more friendly to you than laezel even though they have similar beliefs at first, minthara will actually agree to disagree and keep being friendly. after you rescue her from moonrise she's just loyal to you which is surprising coming from her but kind of makes sense

  • @ghostberry69
    @ghostberry69 Před 3 měsíci +417

    How playing BG3 usually goes for me
    Shadowheart: Your first experimental experiences with the same Gender back in Bandcamp
    Laezel: That relative you try to avoid unless you need help moving...or in that case fight
    Gale: That friend YOU tease the entire time but someone else looses one bad word about them and their done
    Wyll: The actual nice big brother treatment
    Karlach: Yes my adorable princess you get every thing you want I don´t care how much it costs!!!!!!!!
    Astarion: Aaaawww look how cutely my boyfriend begged to end that person though!!!!!
    Halsin: Oh no my blanket vanished...if only I could find something big enough to warm me at night *cough*

    • @ShadzeriosFIN
      @ShadzeriosFIN Před 3 měsíci +27

      When I first played Baldur's Gate 3 and got to the point I met Karlach, my first immediate reaction was-- *Ma'am I will let you fold me like a garden chair and I will bend myself over backwards to give whatever you desire no matter what it costs*. 🤣

    • @people2chronically-online
      @people2chronically-online Před 3 měsíci +2

      Shadowheart and laezel for the dudes tho

  • @9v0lt
    @9v0lt Před 3 měsíci +393

    I NEVER REALIZED HOW SIMILAR ASTARION WAS TO STEWIE IM CRYING

    • @TheWither129
      @TheWither129 Před 3 měsíci +26

      Dude at one point i legit stopped and went “…why does he sound like stewie griffin?” Like, mid third playthrough lol

    • @mushroomcactus6617
      @mushroomcactus6617 Před 2 měsíci +5

      He’s also similar to Prince Charming from Shrek, and Preminger from Barbie’s Princess and the Pauper 💀 (I still love Astarion tho)

    • @heartdragon2386
      @heartdragon2386 Před 2 měsíci +2

      Closer to a lighter Tim Curry, imo.

    • @maryhales4595
      @maryhales4595 Před 2 měsíci +1

      BRIAN! Brian I need to find CAZADOR!

    • @9v0lt
      @9v0lt Před 2 měsíci +6

      So we rocking with Preminger, Prince Charming, Tim Curry, Stewie Griffin, and David Bowie in Labyrinth 💀

  • @beccangavin
    @beccangavin Před 3 měsíci +17

    Shadowheart is my sister. My cool bisexual sister. Halsin is perfect for the DURGE with daddy issues.
    Karlach is my lesbian crush. Gale makes me laugh and I totally plan to not cheat on him with Astarion in some future play through…Maybe. Astarion really just draws you in with the best story. Wyll is just so nice and I plan to never flirt with him on accident again because rejecting him was so sad.
    Lae’zel - You’re so hard on poor Lae’zel. She hatched from a little egg and was trained to kill people from childhood but she ends up being strangely poetic and she cares about all of the companions fiercely. She just has a less cute way of saying it than Karlach does. And when she finds out she’s wrong about something, she stomps out her misconceptions with vengeance. I respect that about her character.

    • @kingdomheartsispeak4724
      @kingdomheartsispeak4724 Před měsícem

      Why would you cheat on gale with astarion?

    • @beccangavin
      @beccangavin Před měsícem

      @@kingdomheartsispeak4724 Last time I did it, it was totally by accident. I was intending to romance Astarion but that romance doesn’t really turn into a romance until the end of ActII and until then Tav’s apparently still on the market as far as the other companions are concerned…I selected the wrong dialogue option with Gale by accident and ran with it. So next time, I’ll on purpose initiate his romance and Astarion will be Tav’s best friend.

  • @sonofpears4691
    @sonofpears4691 Před 3 měsíci +14

    I don’t like how his description of my Romance was basically “you hold your emotions deep down and will crumble at the slightest pressure” I felt so called out

  • @levimartine2391
    @levimartine2391 Před 3 měsíci +414

    As a staunch Astarion stan... you're right about wanting to be someone's rock/stability/safe space. I'll give you that. I'll also say that I enjoy his natural sensuality, which is not the same thing as sexuality although they can complement each other; he enjoys luxury and comfort, drinking, cavorting, bed pleasures, he even has banter with Shadowheart where he's very specifically describing a scent profile (lamenting that he "missed his calling as a perfumer").
    Though at a deeper level I do sort of relate to him. Not knowing how to set boundaries because he simply wasn't allowed to have them, using his sensuality and sexuality as the only way he felt some semblance of freedom and control over his own life, the fear of forever being a captive, isolated and alone in an environment that fosters emotional distrust and disunity... yeah, I feel that. His is taken to a dramatized extreme ofc, but the idea remains the same.
    I also want to ride him like I'm gunning for a photo finish at the Kentucky Derby, but that's another matter 😂

    • @mikkeeS2
      @mikkeeS2 Před 3 měsíci +34

      Never found someone that could describe Astarion simps so perfectly omg

    • @haleyfetsch1021
      @haleyfetsch1021 Před 3 měsíci +4

      And the daddy issues?

    • @GeishaVi
      @GeishaVi Před 3 měsíci +19

      ​@@haleyfetsch1021 I have a perfect relationship with my Father and even he supports my delulu with this vampire, lol. Some of us just know what we like without shame!😂

    • @purplemister5974
      @purplemister5974 Před 2 měsíci +5

      @@haleyfetsch1021 well my dad is dead so makes sense.

    • @LittleMoth
      @LittleMoth Před 2 měsíci +2

      Never met my dad 😂😂😂

  • @monolitnyeglaza9239
    @monolitnyeglaza9239 Před 3 měsíci +319

    I didn't expect Shayne Topp's pegging joke as Karlach's sound effect😭

  • @MST196
    @MST196 Před 3 měsíci +13

    The riff raff intro for Gale is clearly under appreciated 😂

  • @jackharper2087
    @jackharper2087 Před 2 měsíci +8

    I like lae’zel because she’s so intense all the time, and yes, I want someone who will commit crimes to protect me. That being said I broke it off with her for Astarion in act two because I resonate so much with his backstory and worldview.

  • @ShadzeriosFIN
    @ShadzeriosFIN Před 3 měsíci +254

    Fight me but Karlach is the most hero-like character. Sure, Wyll tries to reach towards that ideology but he suffers from a hero-complex which makes him stumble a little bit. Meanwhile Karlach just positively impacts everyone around her, wants to have good time and proceeds to destroy you with a simple "Are you okay?" showing genuine concern for you. You don't have to romance her for her to show that your well being as her traveling companion is important to her. Gods she is awesome!

    • @DannyPhantomexe
      @DannyPhantomexe  Před 3 měsíci +45

      fax ur cookin

    • @Verchiel_
      @Verchiel_ Před 2 měsíci +10

      No character in the game stands out to me as much as Karlach.
      I wouldn't say i have a particular interest in dommy muscle mommies but that combined with her good hearted demeanor and just god i love her.

    • @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist
      @XFizzlepop-Berrytwist Před 2 měsíci +6

      Karlach is definitely my favorite, however I dont understand in the underdark slave camp area.
      Karlach disapproves of most things you do there, even if you decide to help the slaves, it makes no sense.

    • @ThyFloorestFloor
      @ThyFloorestFloor Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@XFizzlepop-BerrytwistProbably an oversight from the devs since you do get a lot of "options" there.

    • @DrainingVenom
      @DrainingVenom Před 2 měsíci +2

      ​@XFizzlepop-Berrytwist I think I remember that exact spot; I was confused too. Thinking more on it though, I'm guessing it was because in order to free the slaves, you have to back out of the original deal with the slavers to team up with them. Given Karlach's history with Gortash, I think it makes sense for her to disapprove of any backstabbing//betrayals/deal-breaking at the expense of someone else, even for a damn good cause like breaking some chains. I'll be interested to go back in my next playthrough, and see if that holds up in other similar situations

  • @memyselfandinobodyfromnowh9087
    @memyselfandinobodyfromnowh9087 Před 3 měsíci +452

    It’s Halsin 🤷‍♀️ he’s a walking green flag who will absolutely ravage you. I didn’t think I’d be into him, and then…well, my first play through I was experimenting with a bunch of stuff, and avoiding companion romances so I could sleep around with the non companion options…anyway, shortly after I’d gone through the first mindflayer transformation, and was feeling just Really ugly, I got his confession scene, and it was so lovely…he just swept me off my feet 🤷‍♀️ and now I have a hard time romancing anyone else

    • @softpurplebat
      @softpurplebat Před 3 měsíci +12

      This, just this!!

    • @Lin1Lin2Lin3Lin4
      @Lin1Lin2Lin3Lin4 Před 3 měsíci +17

      The honesty here is pure

    • @kristinpothast
      @kristinpothast Před 3 měsíci +24

      Same! He's such a great romance option. He's kind, thoughtful, wise, and so beefy. A great kisser. And the game ending with him just really did it for me (Daddy Halsin 😍) . Plus I managed to missclick and start a conversation with him while we were heading into the elder brain fight and it was the absolute sweetest moment, my best missclick in the whole playthrough. I'm trying to romance the other companions on other playthroughs just to see their stories but Halsin has my heart. I wish they would give Karlach a story option where we could end with her on a happier note. I think she would be almost as satisfying as Halsin.

    • @blackcherry941
      @blackcherry941 Před 3 měsíci +14

      EXACTLY
      he’s like the type of man that people want to be with romantically
      God I wish I had someone like him
      He’s so sweet, protective, caring, honest, kind and always checking on you why can’t men like him exist in the world we live in

    • @kristinpothast
      @kristinpothast Před 3 měsíci +12

      @@blackcherry941 AND he's fine with you leaving him in camp, he'll be waiting and be safe out there, such a green flag 😍

  • @anyanda
    @anyanda Před 2 měsíci +11

    you are absolutely 100% correct with every character 💀 i'm a fan of karlach and astarion the most 😍

  • @Emma-se5wm
    @Emma-se5wm Před 24 dny +2

    Aww I love all of the characters in BG3. I have not romanced Lae'zel yet but she is my fave. My first run I hit 100 approval with her in act 1, waaaay before the others without even trying and I was playing as a generally heroic but highly survivalist character! Her arc moves me to tears and the transition of her dialogues going from brusquely saying "Speak," "you must have questions," "I'm listening" to "is something burdening you?" is sooo sweet and I LOVE her cutscene if you save her from orin. Best girl.
    I kinda love that one spends a "romance" (or strong friendship) arc in Barbie's Gate 3 letting the romance-able male interests know that they ARE Kenough and letting the romanceable ladies heal from indoctrination/forced servitude under toxic matriarchal figures. Just finished a run where I romanced Halsin monogamously as a nice drow and while nothing compares to the writing for Astarion + Durge, holy shit, his love confession when you are single is so precious and earnest. Plus the nifty extra dialogue after doing your date in the brothel lol, esp as a drow. He always comes with me to Jaheira's house for Druid Enrichment since he actually knows what her scroll for extending life is and he has this quiet, underrated line about admiring Jaheira having a family and how he was never afforded the chance to have a family of his own because "serving nature ALWAYS had to come first." The delivery is so subtle but impactful. If you try to get him to talk to some Tielfing NPCS (not all, but the kids, Rolan, a few adults) they refuse to and the narrator says they are still shaken by events in the grove. Like wyll, I wish he'd been given more from the writers; they have so many compelling and conflicting story beats that are less polished because these characters exhibit severe emotional damage less overtly than the others. So far Halsin has been my fave romance to take to the epilogue party. Act 3 involves a lot of securing endings for most of origin characters but if minthara and halsin are still in your party for act 3, they've already earned their happy endings (and probs the players' happy endings based on their elf-form spicy scenes).

  • @BrenoCosta16
    @BrenoCosta16 Před 3 měsíci +218

    Halsin: '' gonna be, well... Large''
    me, as Tav: Large is what I'm here for.
    *giggles*

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth Před 3 měsíci +3

      Does it make it better or worse knowing that bears have an actual bone in there… takes boning him to a whole new level - but don’t worry - he’s a great healer 😂🤭

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Před měsícem +2

      @@elenalizabeth Honestly, getting into animals, there's a LOT of bones where you're not used to being there.

  • @mariawillam7404
    @mariawillam7404 Před 3 měsíci +181

    I love Lae'zel the most. I feel like she's underrated. Considering the fact she's a Gith, she is especially understanding and soft (maybe not in human scale). She goes through so much: extremely tough childhood, radical devotion, then denial, betrayal and finally she is changed into a whole different and better being. I rezonate with her so much, we just need to give her some love and try to understand her.

    • @apharys8921
      @apharys8921 Před 3 měsíci +9

      She's difficult to relate to because she's not a human but she's legit the best companion you could ask for if you can get past her rudeness.

    • @aaronmontgomery2055
      @aaronmontgomery2055 Před 3 měsíci +8

      ​@@apharys8921 maybe it's because I have always felt like an outsider (I grew up in the deep south of the US as an asian person and have always been aware I am not America as both my physical appearance and my cultural experience) but that's what drew my to her. She is not the norm because of facts. She is strong. She is crazy.

    • @mariawillam7404
      @mariawillam7404 Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@apharys8921 It's not that hard. A lot of people relate to her. Including me. I live in Poland and I was raised as a Catholic. I quit that path because I started seeing how invasive and deceitful that was (at least for me). It took a long time to abandon that pride and addiction to feeling „better” that other people. I met a lot of people with similar experiences and some of them also relate to Lae'zel. I think there's more people like that in here. Bitter, but ready to love and fight.

    • @mariawillam7404
      @mariawillam7404 Před 3 měsíci +1

      @@apharys8921 But I get that somewhere else another character might be more popular. I think that doesn't mean she's difficult to relate to. She herself is quite difficult haha

    • @Osmotic
      @Osmotic Před 3 měsíci +7

      People should think more about Laezel's story! Becoming a mindflayer is a fate worse than death for anyone but it's even more terrifying in her culture. She's lost, alone, and essentially doomed to hell. While the player and other characters might be suspicious of the githyanki cure, Laezel believes in it completely because that's all she's ever known. So with all that in mind, she does everything in her power to cure the entire party even though she knows bringing them along is punishable by death.

  • @bookworm3005
    @bookworm3005 Před 2 měsíci +14

    "It's not kinky, it's a court case" I'M DEAD 💀🤣🤣

  • @barbarabenuzzi2414
    @barbarabenuzzi2414 Před měsícem +2

    The Gale one is so real, i fell for the "i do enjoy our conversations" and he left me to be a god

  • @callmeanne1043
    @callmeanne1043 Před 3 měsíci +230

    Yeah, tried denying it for a while but god Wyll’s got my whole heart. He’s so kind, he’s charismatic, he’s always striving to make others lives better, and he’s SUCH a dork while he does it. Dude made up a superhero alter ego to deal with his trauma and to (not) deal with his parental issues. He proposes to you with an acorn. He is the goofiest and most positive dude when you let him be, and I love that in a character
    Edit: oh yeah now that you mention it and not a day goes by where I’m not at least slightly mad about his writing in-game and the lack of it. Dude deserves more autonomy in his own story and to be seen as something more than a fairytale hero. He’s a dude! He has crippling self worth issues when he’s not trying to be The Blade! He apparently represses all of that cause we see the bare minimum of it in-game 💀

    • @creativehoney4753
      @creativehoney4753 Před 3 měsíci +13

      Agreed! I basically agree with this in every way. I'm so freaking sad about how he seemed to be cast aside by the writers, because I love everything about him. I love all the companions, but Wyll will always have my heart.

    • @MrSignman65
      @MrSignman65 Před měsícem +2

      Yeah the game really goes "Wyll has a hero complex, this is a bad thing." and then he spends the rest of the game never dealing with it, and even validating it because the party really does save the day in the end through normal heroism and self-sacrifice. And even if he rejects Mizora's deal and chooses himself (something that's good for him), that's still bad because his first choice "for himself" condemns his father to death in his eyes and probably gives him lifelong guilt.

    • @bumblerbree
      @bumblerbree Před 29 dny +1

      wyll at the tiefling party has my whole heart, somebody give that boy a hug

  • @perpecedecelequex
    @perpecedecelequex Před 3 měsíci +229

    Before watching the ranking, who my favorite character is and why:
    I have two actually, Gale and Astarion, and why I like them kind of ties into each other.
    I love Astarion because I have gone through emotional and sexual abuse in my life, helping him through his arc is like helping me when I was in my darkest moment. Going through his story revealed things that I had not fully healed from despite thinking I had, and it really made me feel seen in a way I hadn't before because even though I have shared what I went through with others I never really spoke with others who experienced something similar. Even though he is fictional, playing through the part of Durge and being there for him while he was also there for me, it was like me being there for myself back then while also having a character give it in turn. Every moment of the romance and all the little dialogue parts outside of it were an absolute masterpiece, it is so hard to explain the things that playing through it did for me properly. Aside from that, I also love how funny and sassy he is, he is a wonderful comedic relief and some days I really need that.
    As for Gale, apart from being a massive socially awkward nerd myself, was that safe from the start option compared to Astarion's rugged growth. Gale is a funny, sweet guy that you can trust from the start. Sure, there's the orb thing, but if you do your best to help others he opens up to you pretty quickly and he really starts to befriend you fast if you are nice to him. The Weave scene was amazing to do in my first playthrough. I mean, *warning for spoilers for the romance*, the wholehearted I love you, the dinner date plans, the night in Waterdeep, the boat scene and its soft, quiet sincerity, and that proposal at the end... It was the pure saccharine that makes even the darkest days feel better. Gale felt safe, like a warm blanket after being outside in the cold for a while and it was just amazing. In addition, he is also super funny, wonderfully nerdy in an adorkable way, he cooks, and he loves cats. Just absolutely perfect.

    • @desertrose0027
      @desertrose0027 Před 3 měsíci +22

      100% agree, on both fronts. Gale is still my favorite overall, but Astarion + resist Durge is really fantastic.

    • @brianahoneybee2487
      @brianahoneybee2487 Před 3 měsíci +15

      I agree in both fronts. Gale scenes are romantic, genuinely so over the top romantic, he is unbelievably in love with Tav its not even funny. My heart literally skipped a beat when he said "I'm in love with you". He's so kind but egotistical it's a sweet balance. Basically Gale just wants to be told he's a good boy and sleep in your lap for a week.

    • @stephnicole3078
      @stephnicole3078 Před 3 měsíci +5

      These are exactly my feelings as well. Astarion will always be my first choice but Gale is right up there with him for exactly the reasons you mentioned. I hate how personally attached I’ve become to these pixel people. I miss them when I haven’t played in a while. It’s sad.

    • @rebekahmyers1528
      @rebekahmyers1528 Před 25 dny +2

      It’s so true! Gale is also a victim, though not to the same extent of Astarion. He was groomed from a young age to serve Mystra and nothing else. She went from mentor to lover, to ex, to telling him to kill himself for her forgiveness. Gale was also probably used by other people for his power with the weave, based off of some of his dialogue. He even tells you that you’re the first person to love him for who he is, and not what he can do and I relate to that so hard.

  • @towelgirl21
    @towelgirl21 Před 3 měsíci +3

    I like Minthara because once she loves you, she is totally ride-or-die (unless you cheat on her). You can do all kinds of twisted things and she'll be there helping. If someone tries to hurt you, she'll torture them to death. By the way, DO NOT cheat on her.

  • @FecalMattur
    @FecalMattur Před 3 měsíci +4

    The last stretch of your Karlach assessment is spot on. Absolutely made my character a better person. Was an absolute dick up until I met and got to know her and realized she was going to support the humanitarian choices. Pulled a 180 just to keep her happy and rom her as well.

    • @gasalpha879
      @gasalpha879 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I accidentally became a good person.exe

  • @ermiqueen9814
    @ermiqueen9814 Před 3 měsíci +165

    Danny knew what he was doing putting Astarion last. I waited. I watched every one before before finaly listening to Danny ranting about myself ahahaha

    • @E-l-i-j-ah
      @E-l-i-j-ah Před 3 měsíci +21

      He knew what he was doing. My favourite is astarion and I feel very offended

    • @samf.s.7731
      @samf.s.7731 Před 3 měsíci +12

      Yeah he knows you're sticking around to the end if he puts Astarion last 😂

    • @rosesandmilk
      @rosesandmilk Před 3 měsíci +2

      Literally I watched all the way through, laughing, agreeing, thinking about my friends who have favorite bg3 companions and how it fits them perfectly.
      Then we go to Astarion and bro, that almost hurt, shots fired.

  • @Dani_77709
    @Dani_77709 Před 3 měsíci +116

    I will protect Gale with my life. The second he started infodumping about magic and The Weave I just fell on the floor.
    He's so adorkable (if anyone still uses that adjective). His nerdiness and having such a passion for learning is something I relate to very hard.
    He also loves so deeply and selflessly. It only makes it more heartbreaking when you find out how he views himself which is...basically nothing without his magic AND I'M SO READY TO FIGHT MYSTRA. THAT BITCH GOTTA GO.
    Especially after what Minsc comments about her...watch me claw her eyes out, goddess of The Weave be damned.

    • @elf8450
      @elf8450 Před 3 měsíci +2

      what did minsc say about mystra?

    • @einindividuum5428
      @einindividuum5428 Před 3 měsíci

      I love your comment 😂

    • @emmasilver2332
      @emmasilver2332 Před 3 měsíci +14

      ​@@elf8450 he basically says that where he's from they have to hide young male mages from her so she won't take advantage of them

  • @TheGeorgeIsaac
    @TheGeorgeIsaac Před 2 měsíci +2

    these were on point, also props for the Flubber reference

  • @wolvesanddogs
    @wolvesanddogs Před 2 měsíci +4

    "You're the kind of people I'd invite to do my taxes." Yeah, I'd prefer that to the rager as well. Very accurate.

  • @babywitches1750
    @babywitches1750 Před 3 měsíci +160

    I love Gale. He's sweet, honest, compassionate and just wants to be good enough for someone and it's so rewarding to help him see he's good enough by himself

  • @ShMayda99
    @ShMayda99 Před 3 měsíci +380

    02:01 Shadowheart
    04:37 Halsin
    06:38 Lae'zel
    08:32 Gale
    09:55 Wyll
    11:56 Minthara
    13:27 Honorable mentions (The Emperor, Withers)
    14:16 Karlach
    16:10 Astarion

    • @notimeleft1
      @notimeleft1 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Man I am a Karlach simp. She’s the absolute beast on the battlefield and big cuddly warm teddy bear. She’s the sweetest character in the game you want to give EVERYTHING just to say her from her engine. Hell if it were a choice, I’d give her MY HEART!!

    • @leeislosinghermarbles
      @leeislosinghermarbles Před 3 měsíci +15

      Astarion is last to make sure you watch the whole video lmao

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 Před 3 měsíci +4

      No Mizora?!

    • @andrewbot92
      @andrewbot92 Před 3 měsíci +3

      You forgot about gordash

    • @ThyFloorestFloor
      @ThyFloorestFloor Před 2 měsíci

      Wait... You can do Withers?

  • @ManicPixieVlogs
    @ManicPixieVlogs Před měsícem

    This was such a good video. Super on point and you’re funny af 😂

  • @user-bq1gh3fy1h
    @user-bq1gh3fy1h Před 9 dny

    Idk how but this guy became one of my favorite CZcamsrs.
    Good vid.

  • @saeosthavula9908
    @saeosthavula9908 Před 3 měsíci +174

    Look, I love Gale because we have the same language in flirting and we are both autistic and adhd and severely depressed but hopelessly romantic. You also get a library and a cat (tressym I'm sorry) and delicious home cook meal every day. I also want to (this part is redacted) (redacted) (more redacted). But yeah you are mostly right xD Oh and I'm not jealous of exes but Mystra can catch these hands.
    On behalf of my friends you missed honourable mentions like Raphael, Rolan and Withers. Yes. Withers.

    • @Misora7303
      @Misora7303 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Respectfully I ask...whiters?

    • @shortea7892
      @shortea7892 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Withers!? Thats one for the silly playthrough

    • @max_the_mantis5173
      @max_the_mantis5173 Před 2 měsíci +9

      YES YES YES!! As a fellow autistic man who is Obsessed with Gale I am glad to see someone else say this!! And as a Wizard he is The Only fictional wizard that I have Ever felt not only connected to but enamored with! Gods I fxcking LOVE Gale. I am so glad that other Autistic people appreciate Gale. Gods I love Gale! 💜❤️💜❤️
      As for the jealousy note I realized I was lividly jealous of Asterion when I immediately stopped hating him once I got Gale, I think I subconsciously saw him as competition for Gale. 💜

    • @saeosthavula9908
      @saeosthavula9908 Před 2 měsíci +1

      @max_the_mantis5173 It's like somebody finally flirting on the same channel xD Same though, I rarely get smitten personally with game characters but Gale

    • @ar1i_k
      @ar1i_k Před 2 měsíci +4

      14:05

  • @teejaykaye4357
    @teejaykaye4357 Před 3 měsíci +78

    My friends were dragging me through my first multiplayer game and I had no idea what anything was and the SECOND I met Withers I leaned in real close to the mic and said basically “please tell me I can smooch the old zombie man” and the absolute WAIL that left me when my friends said no you can’t was was truly a thing of despair. Please withers please I just wanna smooch. I wanna listen to you talk all day.

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu Před 3 měsíci +4

      This reminds me of my feelings for JUSTICE from Awakening. Fuck Bioware for what they did to him in DA2 and fuck every fangirl who only cared about 'poor tragic Anders'. So yes... I wasn't down bad for Withers but damn is he lovable. We're freaks but we're based freaks!

  • @jaimebluesq
    @jaimebluesq Před měsícem +2

    Omfg you are so frickin hilarious! How the hell did you know I was on Tumblr in 2014 ;) but seriously, not only did you have me laughing my ass off, I love how you show respect to all the characters, even those you're not as fond of. Props to you young dude!

  • @lrogersgaming4373
    @lrogersgaming4373 Před 26 dny +1

    Throughout watching this whole video, images of Daeran flash through my head with starman playing

  • @sebastianherrera6514
    @sebastianherrera6514 Před 3 měsíci +128

    The Lae’zel section was actually so on point it’s actually really impressive.

    • @GreenWolf2k
      @GreenWolf2k Před 3 měsíci +11

      I hate how people call me out on my type of women all the time in IRL and fiction. I'm not that easy to read I swear.

    • @aaronmontgomery2055
      @aaronmontgomery2055 Před 3 měsíci +1

      I was so scared and then he read me correctly. I want a challenge, I want that challenge, I need it. Every girl that I've had a meaningful relationship with has done that to me.
      (I also know I have mommy issues)

  • @lavishlyvice
    @lavishlyvice Před 3 měsíci +179

    To me the best thing about BG3 is that the companion's personalities are genuinely unique and so diverse that there's something for everyone. The only gripe I have, especially in regards to romance, is that Wyll seems to be pushed to the sidelines and his romance barely even exists. I agree with you saying his character is kind of boring and it being the fault of the writers. Wyll's character as a whole has so much potential but... nothing really happens with him throughout the course of the story when you compare it to the other companions. A while ago I also saw a post on twitter that summarizes the total length of romance scenes for each companion, and Wyll was literally at the bottom with about ~6 hours meanwhile Astarion has twice as much (iirc).

    • @primrosett
      @primrosett Před 3 měsíci +19

      I feel like Wyll's story would have been a lot better with one small change; if Mizora being evil was less obvious and he truly believed she was a force for good. That way, he could have more of an arc rather than things simply happening to him and him remaining largely the same throughout the game. The whole Karlach conflict could have caused a small but growing crisis of faith in him, or if he kills her, it becomes that much harder for him to doubt Mizora's intentions. Perhaps you have to show him that Mizora is fooling and abusing him similar to how you can point out Shar's abuse of Shadowheart--maybe he was even infatuated with her and she is using that to her advantage. He was rewritten so entirely in half the time that Shadowheart, Astarion, Gale and Laezel were written and it unfortunately does show--same with Karlach. Neither are bad imo, but the writing definitely shows its stitches a lot more and could have been stronger.

    • @DanyelAzamor-lh7yg
      @DanyelAzamor-lh7yg Před 3 měsíci +12

      I dont think the problem is that "hes boring" or anything like that. He simply does not have much content. For god's sake im in a 120 hours playthrough and I only got one romance scene (the dancing one)!
      Things do happen to him, in act 2 there is the quest to save mizora and his father, in act 3 there is his fathers quest, a dillema (save his dad or get out the pact) and ansurs quest. I just wanted more romance scenes :(

    • @lavishlyvice
      @lavishlyvice Před 3 měsíci +9

      ​@@DanyelAzamor-lh7yg ​Him not having much content is what makes him boring. It's just that when someone says he's boring people tend to take it as a direct attack on his personality (or even skin color, according to the lovely people on twitter), when in reality it's just the writing, in this case lack thereof, that's the problem.

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu Před 3 měsíci

      TBH on top of him being the worst written with least content, his VA is extremely boring and out of his league. I have no clue what they were thinking hiring someone so inexperienced that he has only one vocal tone and that's earnest nice guy. His friends can be dying on the docks and he's just calmly spouting some pleasantries about his time with them. He's such a non character.

  • @rhyannonsparks1457
    @rhyannonsparks1457 Před 10 dny

    Supermassive black hole made me lose my mind, also damn the last part of that description really explained the why I couldn’t see before

  • @Jouleside
    @Jouleside Před 2 měsíci +2

    Mystra met Gale when he was 8 and then she dated him. Gale’s just traumatized and talks about it with his lover. It’s not as bad as the other companions, but it still sucks. Also he’d love you if you were a worm. If you turn into an illithid he’s the only companion who’s down for it

  • @joemanu96
    @joemanu96 Před 3 měsíci +105

    I insta fell for gale as he was very nerdy and had alot of charm to him but my goodness I never thought it would get that serious and dark. him starting as this confident powerful wizard that ascended to near godhood and ended up sleeping with the godess of magic, then the twist as you find who he really is. A lost empty soul believing he's no real purpose in life left, chasing at power thats beyond unattainable to where he concludes his only purpose left that will serve everyone he knows best in his life.. Is to unlive himself and that he doesn't care to live anymore. That was quite emotional when that was revealed. But finally gaining his trust, you become his new purpose in life and it's full hard-core romance novel story after that. Ill defend gale to the bitter end lol 😤! Best character arc up there with astarion and lae'zel hands down.

    • @aaronmontgomery2055
      @aaronmontgomery2055 Před 3 měsíci

      You deserve better than gale

    • @sierravillegas599
      @sierravillegas599 Před 3 měsíci +2

      But I'm also a bi ADHD person and I just want to hyper fixate and over share in excitement, in front of a fire in a library with him while our energies ounce off each other

    • @badusernam
      @badusernam Před měsícem

      NOONE deserves better than gale​@@aaronmontgomery2055

  • @QueenyBunny
    @QueenyBunny Před 3 měsíci +139

    The GASP I let out when Danny said my favorite fictional man is Hannibal Lecter was out of this world. I felt so called out it was like a bitchslap across the face 💀

    • @_JustAnotherGhost_
      @_JustAnotherGhost_ Před 3 měsíci +4

      He's so accurate about that too 😭

    • @cjradenbaugh
      @cjradenbaugh Před 3 měsíci +3

      I do love Astarion AND Mads’ Hannibal. 100% have issues. Lol

  • @TinaChrisRocks
    @TinaChrisRocks Před 3 měsíci +2

    I also want to see more content for Wyll! Waaayyyy more content for Wyll. But I don't think he's boring. Besides the fact that he makes the absolutely wild (although completely understandable) choice of becoming a warlock patron precanon, he's also a total dork and will drop some hilariously sardonic one-liners whenever he has Opinions about things. He's a sweetie who I would like to spend time around and get to learn more about.

  • @IceJuicee
    @IceJuicee Před 2 měsíci

    you didnt even start talking about shart but the music already got me, completely correct

  • @gwinnellheald8592
    @gwinnellheald8592 Před 3 měsíci +59

    Astarion is my favourite but jokes on you Im Ace and having a relationship that doesnt need intimacy like that to thrive is so rare that i was immediately hooked. Im also a lover of sarcasm and getting to help him discover himself outside cazadors shadow is a gift to watch. He is in survival mode when you first meet him and as you slowly show him how people SHOULD treat others, he feels safe enough to share his true self with you, not just his mask.

  • @samlevy5931
    @samlevy5931 Před 3 měsíci +110

    i think your take on astarion fans is hilarious and very true. however, i saw someone say this about him and i can’t get it out of my head and it’s exactly how i feel about him and why i like him. they basically said, “it’s not that i think i could fix him, i want to save him” and i love that take. also, i know that he wouldn’t judge me for the ways i process my trauma and shtuff.

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu Před 3 měsíci +6

      I want to be his Hasbin Hotel

    • @meteorstarthearcher5350
      @meteorstarthearcher5350 Před 3 měsíci +1

      OH gosh yes.

    • @Ailieorz
      @Ailieorz Před 3 měsíci +1

      But why would you want to? Honestly why? He has literally no redeeming qualities. And it's not that he wouldn't judge you, he just doesn't care darling

    • @anaionescu8913
      @anaionescu8913 Před 2 měsíci +3

      ​@@Ailieorz He does, though. He's very hedonistic, but he's not pure evil

    • @renew4425
      @renew4425 Před 2 měsíci

      Yes this! Especially romancing him as Durge. He is the most understanding with what you are fighting. And literally cheers you on that he knows you can do this and not let someone else control you. The scence with him by your side all night the night you LITERALLY try to murder him, telling you that you will get through this and he will be there for you. And then just totally takes it all in stride in the morning, no judgment.❤❤❤❤

  • @keiribbit
    @keiribbit Před 2 měsíci +1

    Holy shit man I love your energy. Fastest sub ive ever clicked

  • @kaitosevski3881
    @kaitosevski3881 Před 2 měsíci +2

    I have never felt more called out than I have in the shadowheart section

  • @WildWolfGod
    @WildWolfGod Před 3 měsíci +97

    Honestly, I love Lae'zel (Yes, I'll freely admit I have mommy issues) but I really appreciate her story arc and character development. She went through the worst thing she's been taught she can be put through by her culture. She's SCARED, terrified even but she doesn't just leave. Yes she's abrasive but she could be harsher. She could have just left you immediately to get help by herself but she takes the party with her to the place she's been taught she can be cured and turns her back on her culture after learning the truth about it, looking to make things better.
    Hell, her talking about Gale and valuing him as a companion and about self worth in the face of the start of Act 2 sold me about her even before all that.

    • @rayofmoonshine3735
      @rayofmoonshine3735 Před 3 měsíci +19

      THANK YOU!
      Istg, the Lae'zel hate is not it! Like, both her, Shadowheart and Minthara have gone through serious brainwashing from how they were raised and where they were raised (different kinds of brainwashing each one but still). Lae'zel has the worst day of her life when she meets Tav yet sticks around to help and is probably terrified. Under all those layers of roughness and learnt shitty behavior lies a woman more vulnerable than she'd like to admit.
      While they have differences in their personalities, I find the trauma of those 3 girlies to be very similar in nature, aka learnt behavior/ brainwashing.
      But somehow, Lae'zel is the most hated. Like, just say you like Shadowheart more cause she's pretty!

    • @WildWolfGod
      @WildWolfGod Před 3 měsíci +10

      @rayofmoonshine3735 I also think Lae'zel is actively cute too. Like, look at those eyes! I did romance Shadowheart at first because, I am basic and I wasn't aware of the true Bae'zel.
      I think a lot of guys (specifically) hate Lae'zel because they think she's a woman who's rude/mean (to them) and I think that's fucking coward talk. She's abrasive at first, but she's not actively demeaning, plus she's actively an alien raised in a culture that looks down on anyone that isn't them. Once you get to actually know her in game/crack her shell, she's ride or die even without romancing her and actively values her companions.
      I love all the companions. I need to do a second playthrough with Astarion actually in the party for once though. Wasn't a huge fan of him due to him being contrary and just kind of negative so often but liked him in the Epilogue after I convinced him to reject Ascension, he seemed much freer and happier. I do love all the companions though.

    • @jammerthebaws4287
      @jammerthebaws4287 Před 3 měsíci +4

      Honestly I picked shadowheart first but on my honor mode run I'm rocking with lae'zel and honestly? Yea. Lol
      Karlach is so wholesome and awesome but I never pick her path, she deserves wyll.

    • @WildWolfGod
      @WildWolfGod Před 3 měsíci +3

      @@jammerthebaws4287 I'm not typically a shipper but I fucking ship Wyll and Karlach. I headcanon that they rest at the House of Hope occasionally just for a break.

    • @Nullsparta2
      @Nullsparta2 Před 3 měsíci +7

      Ah I see you have also seen that short floating around, but even before then I liked lae'zel I was just able to more accurately put my feelings in place when talking about her after seeing it.
      Like I think shadowhearts redemption story is probably the best and just because of my interest in that (and yeah I'm basic my taste for women always leaned into the goth side) I ended up romancing her first. But like after seeing how both Kar'lachs and Lae'zels romance plots go I love both of them with lae'zel pulling ahead just a little. Both are very caring and direct but in different ways. Kar'lach would ask what you would like for breakfast in the morning and has plans for the day. Lae'zel forces you up at 5am for pre workout and then hands you an either hearty or slimming breakfast afterwards with the things she knows you like.
      Also as a side note I find her being called a fascist is a bit harsh. Like her actions up until you meet her are fascistic but as it's been pointed out she has been brainwashed and when you show her that the doctrine is wrong she believes you and fights against it. Like she is an actually lawful good character just the original laws she followed sucked ass.
      TL:DR Imma dyke who likes directness and women who can break and crush me. And people are too harsh on Lae'zel

  • @FlyingWonderGirl
    @FlyingWonderGirl Před 3 měsíci +76

    Astarion has got big trauma. Must take care of him. Protect from the big trauma.

    • @alyasya8226
      @alyasya8226 Před 3 měsíci +11

      Astarion protectors unite! In a most loving, patient, kind and respectful way :3

    • @Nightowl826
      @Nightowl826 Před 3 měsíci

      ​@@alyasya8226 yes yes

    • @meteorstarthearcher5350
      @meteorstarthearcher5350 Před 3 měsíci

      @@alyasya8226 yes, but im down with him call me his good little slut ngl /j

  • @rosered1562
    @rosered1562 Před měsícem +1

    I feel so called out rn. I bought this game and thought to myself that I was going to smash every character possible, complete with a checklist. That plan lasted all of five seconds into meeting Astarian. I'd even gotten so far with one of the characters that when Astarian and I became an item, Gail got a little explanation point over his head and asked if I was choosing him or Astarian. Mind you, at this point Gale was permanently living at camp and my character was waking up bloodless every single morning.

  • @lylamountainfire8592
    @lylamountainfire8592 Před 3 měsíci

    Just noticed the names for the video sections, I'm rolling on the floor xD

  • @caiacw
    @caiacw Před 3 měsíci +41

    As an indomitable Wyll enjoyer, this was very accurate and not offensive at all!
    As you said, it’s truly sad that the writing department butchered him. But despite that, he’s still my favorite companion, especially romance-wise. As someone who dreams of a stable and romantic relationship with a man (I’ll never have it), Wyll is the best choice. I love his personality, his sense of morality, his voice and the way he speaks, his mannerism and his looks! Various people don’t see the appeal and I can understand. To be fair, various people don’t find his romance interesting because he doesn’t have explicit sex scenes and… well… I’m in the ace spectrum, so not only I’m not bothered by the lack of sex scenes but I’m actually pleased by it and that makes Wyll the only character I feel truly comfortable with when I romance him.

    • @lillyblack5619
      @lillyblack5619 Před 2 měsíci +2

      I had this feeling that his lack of sexual interest was what really put me off more than anything and I wondered if it could make the other end of the spectrum happy lol. I am glad you get to live a cute fantasy, very different but still similar to mine. I like being able to romance someone that would never exist for me in real life -Halsin- too.

    • @caiacw
      @caiacw Před 2 měsíci

      @@lillyblack5619 Such kind words! Thank you. I am glad that you could do the same, too.

  • @TobiahThornwood
    @TobiahThornwood Před 3 měsíci +93

    Danny you forgot one very important demographic of the Wyll enjoyers... The swashbuckling bards. The people who watched Pirates of the Caribbean and fell head over heels for Will and Jack, who dream of the swashbuckling life that the modern world just doesn't offer. Wyll is our romantic swashbuckling dream and poor writing be damned we will love him with all our probably trans and pan little hearts.

    • @mjoberg6695
      @mjoberg6695 Před 3 měsíci +9

      THIS. Also not to get too freudian but you love him like a parent at a soccer game. He's the best kid on the field, raised right. Out there to have fun (honourably). Will help other players if they're down. I just feel proud of the guy.

    • @TobiahThornwood
      @TobiahThornwood Před 3 měsíci +5

      @@mjoberg6695 Oh absolutely, one can't help but feel proud of him. It's some real "You're doing great sweetie" energy, and I love it.

  • @amenadiel0034
    @amenadiel0034 Před 2 měsíci

    W drip, you keep popping up on my fyp and you always got drip and jokes.

  • @SaruCharmed
    @SaruCharmed Před 3 měsíci +2

    Ouch, the Gale part hits way too close to home... But I fell for him because he's nerdy, charming, and romantic, and when you learn more about him, he has this incredible loneliness that I relate to and at that point, no one else came close for me. I am also a bisexual guy who probably has adhd and kinda idolized my ex and then had my heart broken, so we have that in common too I guess. Dating a literal goddess though, what was he thinking?

  • @Formoka
    @Formoka Před 3 měsíci +115

    Gonna put in my favorite before Danny rips me apart in the video. I like Gale. The man has had it rough. He was in abusive relationship with a goddess from childhood (it’s grooming, let’s be real) and everyone in his life treated it like a good thing. He has deep self worth issues tied to only ever being praised for his next big magical accomplishment, moving from one to the next searching for that hit of gifted kid dopamine. Now that he’s an adult, he injects humor into everything to hide his loneliness behind a mask, thinking that his failure to become a GOD makes him worthless. He doesn’t need fixed. He needs loved. He needs someone to actually care about him for more than what magic he can perform like a trained animal. And the only one who has given him that has been a damn CAT. Even his “friend” Elminster just pops in and casually says, “Mystra say K yourself” and pops out like Gale means nothing. As an AuDHD person with former gifted kid issues and a humor shield, I can relate. Gale is funny and he cares too much what people think of him and I feel like loving him is just as rewarding as him loving Tav back. (In case it’s not obvious, I’m only in Act 2, but I am already lost on this man.)

    • @perpecedecelequex
      @perpecedecelequex Před 3 měsíci +17

      I relate to and agree with all of this, every sentence. Just wanted to let you know, if you are already like this in act 2 the rest is going to hit you like a ton of bricks in the best way possible. Enjoy the rest of the ride dear person.

    • @damamici
      @damamici Před 3 měsíci +11

      Here to appreciate my mental siblings in love towards that best man ever. Jeez, also so relate to him as a former gifted child who tries not to do everything in purpose to amuse people and proof what I am worthy

    • @TheWither129
      @TheWither129 Před 3 měsíci +2

      Be warned though, dont push TOO hard on anti-mystra sentiment because that sends Gale down a rabbithole you might think is great at first but is very morally dubious and not the best way for him to end up.
      No spoilers, just, be careful

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu Před 3 měsíci

      I like Gale but am not into him outside of Bloodweave... Astarion X Gale is pretty kino

    • @apharys8921
      @apharys8921 Před 3 měsíci

      Gale's cool and all but he still eats my clothes.

  • @knightofthetime
    @knightofthetime Před 3 měsíci +76

    I like that when you choose Gale there are many instances when game straight up mocks you about it. YEAH MY IRL FRIENDS ALSO MOCK ME ABOUT IT SO WHAT

    • @rebekahmyers1528
      @rebekahmyers1528 Před 25 dny

      Wait when does the game make fun of choosing Gale? I’m early in my Gale run and I’m loving it, and want to emotionally prepare myself.

  • @stolenfingerbones
    @stolenfingerbones Před 2 měsíci +1

    My favorite is definitely Karlach! She has such a comfortable energy about her, even when you first meet her. She’s honestly so fun to talk to, and she doesn’t seem like she’s easily mad (other than people who have literally betrayed her). I love seeing her dance like there’s no tomorrow. She just needs a friend. And I will be her friend istg

  • @nickeel8401
    @nickeel8401 Před 23 dny

    Karlach had such an appreciation for life and warmth to her. It just instantly drew me in.

  • @KKEQ
    @KKEQ Před 3 měsíci +119

    First, I love this man’s personality
    “A dose of Danny a day keeps the depression away 🤭”

  • @TH3_DR3W
    @TH3_DR3W Před 3 měsíci +26

    Considering my first words after meeting Karlach were, "Heeeeeeellooooooo, Fire Mommy!" I'd say you're not too far off.

  • @lenacarey2333
    @lenacarey2333 Před 12 dny +1

    Hannibal Lecter (from the show) is my favorite fictional character of all time, and Astarion is one of my favorites. I literally laughed so hard I had a coughing fit, I’ve never been so called out in my LIFE

  • @HootyFruityOwl
    @HootyFruityOwl Před 3 měsíci +1

    Every single call out about Astarion was so accurate it felt like I was being punched in the face by a truth fist

  • @akirito.ryu_ame.mothera
    @akirito.ryu_ame.mothera Před 3 měsíci +64

    Mine is a tie between Karlach and Astarion.
    I love Astarion because I see a lot of myself in him, especially when it comes to the trauma and his response and coping mechanisms. To see someone who’s gone through much of the same traumas represent the emotions nearly identical to my own is extremely comforting.
    And I love Karlach because even though she’s been through literal hells and suffered so much, she keeps a happy and positive energy and outlook. She keeps hope in that things will get better, and is loving and kind to those she cares for. She reminds me to always try and see the good instead of focusing on the bad.
    [Edit]: Post ranking…you’re right, Danny. Absolutely right

  • @Feywildtrash
    @Feywildtrash Před 3 měsíci +31

    “He may mansplain every spell he casts to you” is the most real thing I have ever heard

  • @johnnyjoestar9504
    @johnnyjoestar9504 Před měsícem +1

    "Karlach is a woman capable of snapping you like a twig"
    I play Spellcasters thats more true than i like

  • @ayk5531
    @ayk5531 Před 19 dny +1

    I don't think he has played the game long enough to see how many layers these characters really have

  • @ImJustThatDa-nana
    @ImJustThatDa-nana Před 3 měsíci +136

    *The title is a sign this will be wild.*

  • @CeruleanFable
    @CeruleanFable Před 3 měsíci +19

    Me, someone who always gravitates to Gale:
    “It’s just too bad you let people walk on you like a doormat…”
    *shocked Pikachu face.*

  • @axolotl706
    @axolotl706 Před 2 dny +1

    I really like Gale! I just started Act 2 for reference, but I really like his story so far. More so than that, I really like that he is a nice/good person who is also intelligent and ambitious. Also he has a cat

  • @ladymaremiko
    @ladymaremiko Před 20 dny

    I love Karlach, purely because she’s so silly. SHE GETS SO EXCITED WHEN YOU SAY ILY FOR THE FIRST TIME ITS SO CUTE 😭🫶

  • @SHARKBAIT_HOOHAHA_
    @SHARKBAIT_HOOHAHA_ Před 3 měsíci +74

    Bro held absolutely no punches with astarion damn I've never been more called out in my life

    • @ashrowan2143
      @ashrowan2143 Před 2 měsíci +3

      If your favourite characters have fallen into the Astarion archetype for long enough you just get used to it. I hadn't even seen what Astarion looked like let alone know who he was before my friends were telling me I'd like him and they where right

  • @kittenthatbark7296
    @kittenthatbark7296 Před 3 měsíci +55

    Personally appreciate Astarion because relatable. It was really gratifying seeing him improve so much, and it gives me inspiration I can do the same.
    Shout out to Karlach and Wyll too, though.

  • @-soggyfries-3254
    @-soggyfries-3254 Před 3 měsíci +4

    still love my bbg gale tho, honestly I love him cause his a dork and a nerd, and that we got a lot in common plus the ex part, but over all I love my little ticking time bomb.

  • @reneenoriega4524
    @reneenoriega4524 Před 2 měsíci +1

    This video slapped me, tripped me, kicked me, spat on my face and insulted (deservedly) my morals. This video should have a dead dove do not eat warning because i really didn't know what I was expecting (positive)