I'd pay for it, do a run of 4 of my bros. Dark Urge only and no save scumming to see how bad the game gets. (We are going to commit warcrimes in game never seen before) I can only imagine the dialogues.
@@Alkonium not to be confused with the 1985 game "Tales of the Unknown: Volume I - The Bard's Tale" Otherwise known as "Shadow Snare", "The Bard's Tale", and "The Bard's Tale I" That game is entirely unrelated.
If I had a nickel for every time a character with a pretentious ass name turned out to actually be named Gary... I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's still weird it happened twice
Veteran DM’s:Everything is normal and on fire. 1st Time DM’s: I THOUGT YOU SAID EVERYTHING WAS NORMAL?!?! Veteran DM’s: This is the normal amount of fire.
In my first ever campaign, my DM made my PC the half-sister of two other PCs and made her mother a fiend. The monk ended up being a Saiyan and our bardlock inherited a space empire. Normality is just a state of mind :)
My party was special. I gave them everything they needed to burn down a goblin encampment. It took some less than subtle nudging to get them to set everything on fire. Apparently they thought they could take 60+ goblins at level 1.
The BG3 Narrator running a kindergarten for the BG3 Companions is my absolute favorite headcannon. Just imagining Gale off in the corner eating paste because Astarion told him is was magic glue, meanwhile Ms Narrator has to keep separating Shadowheart and Lae'zel to stop them from fighting. Wyll is definately the good boy of the group, regular teacher's pet.
@@ERBanmech Karlach is that one loud kid that keeps causing trouble and getting into dumb shenanigans, but you can't hate her because everything she does is well-intentioned and she makes sure nobody gets away with bullying others.
I've always thought a developer commentary and outtakes cut would be super popular for heavy development games such as BG3. Like once you complete all the achieves, you get a version of the game where the enemies/allies/npcs deliver remarks on design/player choices in the most 4th wall breaking way possible.
Definitely masa effect Citadel: "Instead of going Only 2 of us with Shepard, why dont we go... all of us?" "..." *Minutes later of mowing through confused waves of Cerberus* "Okay I understand now... It's... kind of sad. I almost feel bad for them"
Okay the Gary thing is funny but can we stop and appreciate how cute that chibi drawing of Astarion at the table with his little teeth out is? He's such a menace.
I'd love for the entire adventure to be described AS IT SEEMS, but then the narration breaks and it's them trying to make a bunch of kids play the story, so so so willing to buy this.
The realest part is the dm making insane stuff happen when a player rolls low an then fully blaming them for it like its their fault the dice displayed the wrong number
I personally feel like you just have to expect things to go off the rails pretty often... As a DM, acceptance is realizing that regardless of whatever your intended adventure was, your players are going to have the adventure they want. Even if that adventure is ignoring the looming threat of a zombie apocalypse in favor of a surprise episode where the warlock and bard act as wingmen for the wizard to finally get laid. 😂
This reminds me of when you find out Orin is a shape shifter and you talk to Astarion and he goes on a rant about how he doesn’t know if he should be concerned if anyone in the team is acting different or not because everyone is fucking weird normally lol
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@@alexmowrey4226 As a roleplayer who plays a lot of contrived, edgy, and serious rps and characters The more serious the product the more silly the designer :3
The narrator predicted Shadow Boxing. In baldur's gate 3 shadow boxing is a speedrun tactic where you put Shadow heart in a box then throw her somewhere to skip some cutscenes.
Hearing the narrator speak like this instead of the more soothing voice kinda sounds like Malady is fed up with everyone again after already dealing with Divinity Original Sin 2. Now I'm imagining Malady stuck babysitting everyone. Malady: For the gods' sake Prince, you cannot summon demons on the ship to get laid. 3 demons on the ship is enough. I'm not fixing the magic skill mirror if you break it. Red Prince: As crown prince of- Malady: Not your boat, not your rules. Lohse: Can you at least summon the bastard in my head so we can kill him? Malady: I just said no. Beast: 'singing a sea shanty' Malady: Ugh, I'd kill for a better song than that... Lohse: Sorry Mals, bit of a- Malady: I know, I know. Ifan: (below decks) WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE TOLD LUCIAN TO DO THAT!? Red Prince: Oh, this won't end well... Malady: I don't even need to guess what that's about. 'sigh', what am I gonna do with you godwoken...?
So either Dark Urge's real name is Gary (given that he's animated as a white dragonborn seemingly in sorcerer gear here) OR Dark Urge has a cousin named Gary and we never knew.
I'd pay for "sarcastic narrator" DLC where they let the Narrator unload nuclear levels of sass on our dumb choices.
I'd pay for it, do a run of 4 of my bros. Dark Urge only and no save scumming to see how bad the game gets. (We are going to commit warcrimes in game never seen before) I can only imagine the dialogues.
That would honestly be perfectly in line with the character she voiced in Divinity:OS2
A good game for that is The Bard's Tale 2004. Plus the Narrator in that is Tony Jay.
@@Alkonium not to be confused with the 1985 game "Tales of the Unknown: Volume I - The Bard's Tale"
Otherwise known as "Shadow Snare", "The Bard's Tale", and "The Bard's Tale I"
That game is entirely unrelated.
@@weebjeez That's why I specified the year.
apparently the Dark Urge's canon name is "Gary". Who knew?
It's gonna be Garion but everyone will just call him Garry
Not even the nobles will call him his full name and title it's his nickname and title
I did
@@Gary_The_Metro Nice profile picture.
The True born progeny of Bhaal is known by his pals as "Gaz"
If I had a nickel for every time a character with a pretentious ass name turned out to actually be named Gary... I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's still weird it happened twice
I feel bad for the narrator having to run that daycare.
That's just being a DM
@@DiceFTW273You know you're running a campaign for future murder hobos who will derail the story at any moment.
@@DiceFTW273 Honestly you beat me to this comment right on
Veteran DM’s:Everything is normal and on fire.
1st Time DM’s: I THOUGT YOU SAID EVERYTHING WAS NORMAL?!?!
Veteran DM’s: This is the normal amount of fire.
The only surprising thing is that it wasn't on fire sooner.
@@ChronicNOTAG Frankly I'm surprised we made it this long.
In my first ever campaign, my DM made my PC the half-sister of two other PCs and made her mother a fiend. The monk ended up being a Saiyan and our bardlock inherited a space empire.
Normality is just a state of mind :)
Wow ok I did NOT think this would get so many likes.😶
My party was special. I gave them everything they needed to burn down a goblin encampment. It took some less than subtle nudging to get them to set everything on fire. Apparently they thought they could take 60+ goblins at level 1.
The canon name for Durge is now Gary.
WE MUST SAVE MY FAMILY!
@@WolfeX8THE BANDITS ARE COMING
Did you put them on auto collect
The BG3 Narrator running a kindergarten for the BG3 Companions is my absolute favorite headcannon. Just imagining Gale off in the corner eating paste because Astarion told him is was magic glue, meanwhile Ms Narrator has to keep separating Shadowheart and Lae'zel to stop them from fighting. Wyll is definately the good boy of the group, regular teacher's pet.
And Karlach is being an incredibly adorable menace after huffing a pixie stick.
wyll's the sweet quiet kid with an absolute *demon* of a stepmom
@@ERBanmech Karlach is that one loud kid that keeps causing trouble and getting into dumb shenanigans, but you can't hate her because everything she does is well-intentioned and she makes sure nobody gets away with bullying others.
Gale is eating the paste because the label says "Magic Glue" more like...
Wyll is absolutely that one kid that reminds the teacher about homework when they forget to assign it
I've always thought a developer commentary and outtakes cut would be super popular for heavy development games such as BG3. Like once you complete all the achieves, you get a version of the game where the enemies/allies/npcs deliver remarks on design/player choices in the most 4th wall breaking way possible.
+ Fallout NV has a perk that's kind of like this, I think it's called 'Whacky Wasteland'.
Definitely masa effect Citadel:
"Instead of going Only 2 of us with Shepard, why dont we go... all of us?"
"..."
*Minutes later of mowing through confused waves of Cerberus*
"Okay I understand now... It's... kind of sad. I almost feel bad for them"
Instead of Aradin calling you a foulblood if you're a tiefling, he calls you edgelord or gay, 50% chance of either
The whole "that's how you get bears and ants" ambushed me even in the original video. Didn't expected Archer reference here of all things :D
Great, now instead of a tadpole, Pink-Eye-Gary will live in my brain rent free. Thank you for this masterpiece🤣
Okay the Gary thing is funny but can we stop and appreciate how cute that chibi drawing of Astarion at the table with his little teeth out is?
He's such a menace.
Dennis the Menace, in fact. ;)
I love the Dennis the Menace comics I remember seeing the comic book the first time when I was working as a clerk. @@Nergalsama01
Love him so much, he has such a shit-eating grin there, all smug at doing his brand of mischief. Adorable.
I will not call the white dragon born "the dark urge" anymore, I will call him Gary.
Oh, the romance between Gortash and... **checks notes** ...Uh, Gary.
Aww, poor Gary, and poor Narrator
DM: "Astarion NO!"
Astarion: “Astarion yes!”
It's so funny that Gary is this incompetent PC and it's also the name of the creator of D&D.
Ohhhhh That makes sense!
I'd love for the entire adventure to be described AS IT SEEMS, but then the narration breaks and it's them trying to make a bunch of kids play the story, so so so willing to buy this.
The realest part is the dm making insane stuff happen when a player rolls low an then fully blaming them for it like its their fault the dice displayed the wrong number
Narrator is the Guardian we deserved.
To be fair I do want at least two specific bears in my camp, so maybe Astarion could leave like, one thing out?
It’s official, the dark urges name is now gary
We need Narrator Outtakes as a dlc
Honestly all for the son of the murder lord,brother of Orin to be named
Gary.
So terrifying
I imagine being a DM for dnd players, specially murder hobos, must be similar to babysitting toddlers 🤣
As a DM/gamer of 15+ years, I can in fact, confirm this being very accurate at several tables I've run for.
@@KezzieRedlioness As a player and dm for almost 11 years, starting when i was 8 ish, I can confirm we are a table of babysat toddlers and its fun
I personally feel like you just have to expect things to go off the rails pretty often... As a DM, acceptance is realizing that regardless of whatever your intended adventure was, your players are going to have the adventure they want. Even if that adventure is ignoring the looming threat of a zombie apocalypse in favor of a surprise episode where the warlock and bard act as wingmen for the wizard to finally get laid. 😂
This reminds me of when you find out Orin is a shape shifter and you talk to Astarion and he goes on a rant about how he doesn’t know if he should be concerned if anyone in the team is acting different or not because everyone is fucking weird normally lol
i wanna see little gale running around casting dancing lights to impress babysitter mystra
damn it Gary
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I need this for a Dark Urge Durp play though. Big hulking dragonborn called Gary with all the intellect of a squashed kobold.
Exactly what being a DM is like
“That’s how you get bears AND ants!”
Face it, the narrator is the Dungeon Master and this is just the way it goes with the average group.
The first 5 seconds
That's all it took for Gary to be my favorite character
Looks like a normal day running a Pre-K class to me
As a Gary, I can confirm on both romancing and safety scissors are a requirement
You missed the chance to just use a pic of Halsin for the bear lol
Maybe they did and he was just in bear form? Well never know, I suppose.
Narrator: “Come here and let me see what you have! What are you holding?”
Gary: “A knife!”
Narrator: “No!”
I want this version of the narrator for my honor Durge runs.
nornally hearing the narrator in game is all serious so hearing this is kinda funny
It always seems like the most serious characters have the biggest memelords as actors
@@alexmowrey4226 As a roleplayer who plays a lot of contrived, edgy, and serious rps and characters
The more serious the product the more silly the designer :3
"Normal is a cop out" is now my new catchphrase.
I wish I was Gary, just to listen to her contempt for me
poor dark urge being reduced to a not-gen-z-but-pre-gen alpha child.
As a DM, I would just like to say this is what D&D sessions are half the time.
I believe The Dark Urges cannon name is Gary
Amelia Tyler just has *the* perfect voice for snarky/deadpan humour. And this animation goes with it really well!
Dark Urge really is our favorite little Bhaal-Babe huh? How can anyone be mad at that face?
"Normal is a cop-out"
I felt that.
I’ve never relised how much narrator just has mother energy lmao😂
To be fair, I would be worried about any creature stuck with Gary in the same room too.
“Someone studied Shakespeare, and now it’s *everybody’s problem.”*
I need an multi-seasons series with just Amelia's outtakes
Why does off-script Narrator give me the same vibes as Soviet Womble?
I would love a spinoff game where the narrator is babysitting all the companions
The narrator predicted Shadow Boxing. In baldur's gate 3 shadow boxing is a speedrun tactic where you put Shadow heart in a box then throw her somewhere to skip some cutscenes.
Gary, get your mess together.
Her outtakes should appear in the game on April Fools' Day.
Dark Urge: Spread glitter all over the floor.
Ah yes, tadpole induced pink eye, the ACTUAL reason why Durge ended up with no memory
Good job Garry!
The Narrator sounds like such a mother right now haha XD
Gary is adorable.
Gary makes his own destiny!
whenever i hear the narator i just picture its Malady from DOS2 (same voice) narrating the story x3
including in these out-takes
I like to believe that the Gary she is talking to is actually Gary Gygax
Hell yes. Worth the wait!
As a dad of 2 very young and excitable kids, this is uncannily similar to my day to day parenting experience.
She sounds like she's shouting at silly little cats
She's just the cutest thing 😊
Okay I will probably redo the dark urge save to rename him Gary.
The pains of being a DM
Hearing the narrator speak like this instead of the more soothing voice kinda sounds like Malady is fed up with everyone again after already dealing with Divinity Original Sin 2. Now I'm imagining Malady stuck babysitting everyone.
Malady: For the gods' sake Prince, you cannot summon demons on the ship to get laid. 3 demons on the ship is enough. I'm not fixing the magic skill mirror if you break it.
Red Prince: As crown prince of-
Malady: Not your boat, not your rules.
Lohse: Can you at least summon the bastard in my head so we can kill him?
Malady: I just said no.
Beast: 'singing a sea shanty'
Malady: Ugh, I'd kill for a better song than that...
Lohse: Sorry Mals, bit of a-
Malady: I know, I know.
Ifan: (below decks) WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE TOLD LUCIAN TO DO THAT!?
Red Prince: Oh, this won't end well...
Malady: I don't even need to guess what that's about. 'sigh', what am I gonna do with you godwoken...?
Gary the GOAT!!!
The narrator isn't even a proper character but I like her more than malady lmao
This, I love this, I wish for more of this.
Poor gary 😭
Gary wake up, new Nao video just dropped
Omg I love how you've drawn them, so freaking adorable! ❤
They should have made this dialogue unlockable if you named your character Gary.
It’s funnier because she looks like eris goddess of chaos from sinbad so the fact that they are too chaotic for her is funny.
Go play Baldurs Gate everyone, its even better than what you see
Hmm fine, it downloading.
I don’t know why but ‘surrounded by spiders, making a picture of spiders’ really got me
Whether on paper or digital, the DM is doomed to a sad fate if the players want to troll.
"Normal's a cop-out."
I don't think I've ever felt so vindicated.
Oh my god 😂 absolutely dying at how hilariously expressive this sounds
Damn my name is Gary, I feel called out
Now I want to play through BG3 like the Stanley Parable, with the narrator berating me for being a complete dumbass.
She has true DM vibes lmao.
My Selunite cleric looted Shadowheart's box 😏
your selunite cleric is a tatertot thief!
We need sarcastic Narratars, they're so fun.
Who looted Shadowheart's box?
...did you not see the cutscene?
NOW she sounds like a DM! 😂
the mental state all PCs strive to get their DM to
A great example of Work Voice and Home Voice. That's a woman who'll steal your Rothmans and drink all the Stella. A right geezer
Just found these! Hilarious!
I love this 😂
Especially the totally not sarcastic tone and your beautiful accent 😂😂😂
So either Dark Urge's real name is Gary (given that he's animated as a white dragonborn seemingly in sorcerer gear here) OR Dark Urge has a cousin named Gary and we never knew.
bears AND ants? fuck.
Goshdangit Gary
Damn, what a cool voice she has
You feel something something for the Narrator, LOVE:
These drawings are adorable