Neal Brennan - All Girls Are Paranoid

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  • čas přidán 1. 07. 2018
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  • @mistersydster
    @mistersydster Před 4 lety +314

    That lady in blue in the front row is having the time of her life and I'm totally here for it 🤣

    • @davidk7529
      @davidk7529 Před 3 lety +1

      I couldn’t tell though, was she using two seats or are the ones in front all that spacious?

    • @RevengeAvenger
      @RevengeAvenger Před rokem

      Holy crap she loves comedy! I had to rewatch. 😂

  • @benconner966
    @benconner966 Před 4 lety +100

    "I was supposed to do elevator and I did football" got my dying

  • @anshi8791
    @anshi8791 Před 5 lety +314

    "Oh I wasn't supposed to do football!"😂😂😂

    • @brokenking5044
      @brokenking5044 Před 5 lety +2

      Breaking News:
      Football player does Football at the wrong time

  • @dirtycitypigeon1077
    @dirtycitypigeon1077 Před 4 lety +612

    The Mark Twain event brought me here

  • @ephraimeshete8527
    @ephraimeshete8527 Před 4 lety +145

    The man called an audible! Switched his punch line to Gretzky because it was a Canadian crowd 👏🏾

    • @sethfinberg348
      @sethfinberg348 Před 4 lety +7

      Good observation there ... they weren't digging the football jokes as much. Hockey?

    • @adamnowek
      @adamnowek Před 4 lety +8

      It's really subtle, but that's the sign of a great comedian: attention to detail.

    • @norrismckinzie4712
      @norrismckinzie4712 Před 4 lety +1

      He reads the room better than most

    • @marcus9785
      @marcus9785 Před 4 lety +2

      Error Report He had a similar joke while performing in the US, and he used Lebron James

  • @austinlynch8857
    @austinlynch8857 Před 4 lety +85

    I’m genuinely impressed with the violent football players bit that had zero mention of OJ like he just decided OJ was too easy so he left it

    • @gfarrar920
      @gfarrar920 Před 4 lety +4

      Austin Lynch OJ was already retired. The players he mentioned were still playing at the time of their incidences.

  • @user-me8zp2gm6h
    @user-me8zp2gm6h Před 5 lety +239

    i can see why he and dave had such good chemistry

    • @unclejesse4271
      @unclejesse4271 Před 5 lety +8

      Yeah they both have good timing.

    • @loganknox7
      @loganknox7 Před 4 lety +4

      Rapid Studios they just don’t do the show no more

    • @mattasticmattattack8546
      @mattasticmattattack8546 Před 3 lety +1

      Frfr most people don't know neal was the reason for alot of the funniest sketches

    • @michaelhauser6440
      @michaelhauser6440 Před 2 lety +1

      @Mattastic Matt attack Why didn't he ever do anything funny again?

  • @michaelmendez3572
    @michaelmendez3572 Před 5 lety +303

    I did football when I was supposed to do elevator!!!!!

  • @ludmillagutomo
    @ludmillagutomo Před 4 lety +11

    "football player does football at the wrong time" 😂😂😂

  • @Dani_London
    @Dani_London Před 5 lety +697

    Who's this? The pilot or a male model, my god

  • @jumpstart55million
    @jumpstart55million Před 5 lety +66

    This so fucking brilliant and hilarious at the same time..lmao
    That bit about football players doing football at the wrong time is spot on.

  • @davidmichael4750
    @davidmichael4750 Před 5 lety +20

    4:20 wins again with this headline "football player does football at the wrong time" best joke ever on the subject of youll see

  • @cloud9lifee
    @cloud9lifee Před 5 lety +22

    "The great one had the guts to do it!" 😂 This guy is awesome! I love it

  • @1craley878
    @1craley878 Před rokem +1

    That defeated look on his face was priceless.....
    "Awe , I wasn't supposed to do football here , I was supposed to do elevator "

  • @montablanc1
    @montablanc1 Před 5 lety +27

    We need Neal at those athlete press conferences. Doing drugs for charity is the GOAT.

  • @i.am.chris.mosley
    @i.am.chris.mosley Před 4 lety +10

    The football bit had me laughing so hard😂😂as a retired player it hit home

  • @genuinelyjag
    @genuinelyjag Před 4 lety +1

    3:10 That shadow across his pupils though. Perfect timing for that sequence of jokes.

  • @chauncey6871
    @chauncey6871 Před 4 lety +12

    He's like the literal personification of sarcasm lol

  • @RemTheMulatto
    @RemTheMulatto Před 5 lety +544

    Neal Brennan's ears could put Will Smith's ears in a head lock..

  • @lbuday
    @lbuday Před 5 lety +68

    "Lotta love for you guys"

    • @ogb4205
      @ogb4205 Před 5 lety +8

      "Land the plane, land the plan, land the plan!!" Hahaha

  • @kawaiiafangirl
    @kawaiiafangirl Před 5 lety +216

    Neal Brennan is low key one of the best comedians of the past 5 or so years. He just doesn’t have a lot of material out there and doesn’t promote himself as much.

    • @robgalaxy7763
      @robgalaxy7763 Před 5 lety +3

      kawaiiafangirl true. Real stand up takes time.

    • @wetdog5431
      @wetdog5431 Před 5 lety +11

      kawaiiafangirl he has all of the chapelle show and half baked and the arsenio hall show so you just dont know whats up hes been around since 1989. Dummy

    • @kawaiiafangirl
      @kawaiiafangirl Před 5 lety +10

      Dead Disney I've known all of that you dumb fuck. Lmao. Don't act like you've been riding with the dude since 1989 either. Plus, he wrote for All That. GTFOH.

    • @donthurtmyfeelingsplz
      @donthurtmyfeelingsplz Před 5 lety +7

      He is a successful comedy writer as a day job so he's not 100% dedicated to stand up. But he's one of the best for sure

    • @mikecantreed
      @mikecantreed Před 5 lety +6

      No. He's a good comedy writer. He's fine at stand-up. Has no on stage charisma

  • @ArticruciA
    @ArticruciA Před 4 lety +3

    "if it hurt one child...I'd do ecstasy." too real lol

  • @justind4763
    @justind4763 Před 5 lety +73

    This man is either about to blow up or will be one of the most underrated comics of all time

    • @dennygordon1969
      @dennygordon1969 Před 5 lety +21

      He's pretty famous already

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 Před 5 lety +8

      Yeah he is a great writer but I'm just talking about his standup

    • @dennygordon1969
      @dennygordon1969 Před 5 lety +4

      @@justind4763 He has a Netflix special called 3 mics you might want to check out

    • @justind4763
      @justind4763 Před 5 lety +5

      @@dennygordon1969 I've seen it. Even he references this fact by mentioning his friend comparing his career to Benjamin Button

    • @randymcduffie6987
      @randymcduffie6987 Před 5 lety +2

      Neal is very much .... Famous

  • @hangukhiphop
    @hangukhiphop Před 4 lety +6

    I wish somebody would clap for me the way that lady claps for Neal Brennan at 4:39 and 5:26

  • @jamiestanley7494
    @jamiestanley7494 Před rokem +1

    Totally in to your humor! So funny! I love it

  • @draganpetev4677
    @draganpetev4677 Před 4 lety

    This was amazing !

  • @BoyWonder1914
    @BoyWonder1914 Před 4 lety +2

    “👀 lets help some kids”
    😂

  • @evansonndungu6054
    @evansonndungu6054 Před 4 lety +9

    After Mark Twain event, I now know this guy.
    And now I have my new year resolutions on the go.

  • @abdullahabuwishah817
    @abdullahabuwishah817 Před 5 lety +2

    Can't wait for the next special!

  • @julioarcaiko
    @julioarcaiko Před 5 lety

    “If it harms one child” brah I’m fuckin dead 😂

  • @DougMen1
    @DougMen1 Před 2 lety +2

    Neal is one of the funniest ever!

  • @Lyndsaylohan420
    @Lyndsaylohan420 Před 4 lety +1

    Most underrated comedian

  • @IcyMidnight
    @IcyMidnight Před 4 lety +5

    Researching the local culture. Do your football joke and then say a hockey player's name 😂

  • @bassad6289
    @bassad6289 Před rokem +1

    "Football player does football at wrong time" had me on the floor 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bizzczar
    @Bizzczar Před 5 lety

    One of the Goats

  • @GEO_________________________24

    awesome man uno

  • @shampoofully7923
    @shampoofully7923 Před 5 lety +16

    "Oh whoops, I was suppose to do elevator and I did football"

  • @xOneCinema
    @xOneCinema Před 4 lety

    This is a good set.

  • @TrevorHarris1991
    @TrevorHarris1991 Před 5 lety +1

    He’s one of the best to do it

  • @poopiepantsmcgee456
    @poopiepantsmcgee456 Před 5 lety +37

    "Your not ready to be A father." She was right.

    • @reginacarbone4448
      @reginacarbone4448 Před 3 lety

      How do you still not know the difference between “your” and “you’re”??

    • @poopiepantsmcgee456
      @poopiepantsmcgee456 Před 3 lety

      @@reginacarbone4448 Forgive me, I please. I wasn't hooked on phonics like that.

    • @poopiepantsmcgee456
      @poopiepantsmcgee456 Před 3 lety

      Nvm just a vocab hater

    • @vinnie7459
      @vinnie7459 Před 2 lety

      @@reginacarbone4448 Grammar police on duty

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177

    "Good 1 fellas" 😂

  • @codyfarmer1
    @codyfarmer1 Před 2 lety +1

    His ray Rice joke is one of the greatest jokes of all time.

  • @mackten7220
    @mackten7220 Před 5 lety +20

    I think he did the same bit for his new netflix special. Awesome stuff, really funny 👍👍

    • @DevilChild834
      @DevilChild834 Před 5 lety +2

      Mack Ten except this was in Canada so he substituted Lebron James for Wayne Gretzky

  • @supersquare
    @supersquare Před 4 lety +9

    I could've sworn I saw the title as "Real Banana" and was so confused

    • @wccrispy
      @wccrispy Před 4 lety

      Real Banana and Grapefruit Simmons

  • @AlJamm
    @AlJamm Před 5 lety +1

    Neal is the best!!

  • @shane-o-matic
    @shane-o-matic Před 4 lety +1

    Severely underrated.

  • @CyGea
    @CyGea Před 4 lety +3

    I got an add-on for his Ray Lewis joke, "You get to murder one, murder one. OJ got two, but he played offense, so..."

  • @alejaendocrino6326
    @alejaendocrino6326 Před 5 lety

    Hello from Colombia South America .. i just have seen the santa’s guilt thing with Trevor and can’t Stop searching material From Brennan. I am a fan

  • @MusicfromMarrs
    @MusicfromMarrs Před 5 lety +8

    Did Neal just close with “God bless!”?

  • @julianacraps5814
    @julianacraps5814 Před 4 lety

    love him alreadyb

  • @MrRogier200
    @MrRogier200 Před 4 lety +7

    @04:39 CLOSE YOU LEGS LADY!!!!!!!!

  • @Zyryne1
    @Zyryne1 Před 3 měsíci

    Good look on keeping everyone safe, fam. 😊❤

  • @markhippyshire
    @markhippyshire Před 3 lety

    This was a super clean 5 minute set. Damn

  • @vincestyles1030
    @vincestyles1030 Před 3 lety

    Now I see why Dave’s material was so good great job Neil

  • @richardmichael7523
    @richardmichael7523 Před 5 lety +1

    Football at the wrong time
    hahahahahahahahah

  • @the_gratefulgamer
    @the_gratefulgamer Před 4 lety +103

    Damn. If only he started his set by saying
    *I write for Dave Chappelle.*
    I think the jokes would've been better recieved. This crowd was not ready for the savagery.
    Bottomline: *Great set. Shit crowd*

    • @manuginobilisbaldspot424
      @manuginobilisbaldspot424 Před 4 lety +7

      Montreal seems to be consistently lame, yet they get these top flight comedians there every year.

    • @mrkenlewis
      @mrkenlewis Před 4 lety +2

      Mediocre set, imo.

    • @nasri
      @nasri Před 4 lety +16

      The GratefulGamer No self-respecting artist wants or needs to name drop like that. They’d want to know how their material fares on its own.

    • @seanbuchanan966
      @seanbuchanan966 Před 4 lety +2

      @@nasri i totally agree. Got to be his own man.

    • @ozzydanger
      @ozzydanger Před 4 lety +1

      He never wrote stand up for Dave. Did write Half Baked and Chappelles show with him though. And he is hilarious.

  • @brogsie
    @brogsie Před 4 lety

    wow...that was great

  • @sludgehammerz
    @sludgehammerz Před 4 lety

    I like this guy

  • @nathanpetersen1392
    @nathanpetersen1392 Před 5 lety +2

    Why is this guy not more famous?!! Genius!

    • @leviathon1113
      @leviathon1113 Před 5 lety

      He is, was one of the creatives for the Dave Chappelle show

    • @georgecastro6596
      @georgecastro6596 Před 5 lety

      kevin fart took over thats why :/

    • @totallybored5526
      @totallybored5526 Před 4 lety

      If you’ve seen the rick James and prince sketches he’s famous as fizuck

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 Před rokem

      He is famous among comedians.

  • @johnjames9728
    @johnjames9728 Před 5 lety +1

    Genius

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod Před 5 lety

    That is fucking hilarious

  • @variscitehealing
    @variscitehealing Před 5 lety +18

    wow that's the reddest shirt I have ever seen

  • @HeatleyBros
    @HeatleyBros Před 4 lety

    Land the plan.
    Land the plan.🤣

  • @corywilson532
    @corywilson532 Před 3 lety +1

    Neal Brennan really looks like Great Value Jeff Goldblum

  • @LeezPgh
    @LeezPgh Před 4 lety +2

    It's not called paranoia, it's called PTSD. Ha! Jokes on you.

  • @YoumuEnjoyer
    @YoumuEnjoyer Před 3 lety +2

    This guy should star in a half life movie

    • @thisisnotoleg
      @thisisnotoleg Před 2 lety

      Oh damn, good observation. Neal looks like Gordon a bit.

  • @AEKerr
    @AEKerr Před 4 lety +1

    "Do drugs for charity...."😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🙏👍🤘🤙✌👌😎😎😎

  • @robertrttaylor2752
    @robertrttaylor2752 Před 4 lety +2

    Mark Twain got me here too, Neal is funny

  • @olie3625
    @olie3625 Před 4 lety

    I was watching the Ray Rice video just before I stumbled upon this 🤣

  • @Donovan.Creamer
    @Donovan.Creamer Před 5 lety

    Too funny.

  • @adrees
    @adrees Před 4 lety +3

    I was supposed to do elevator LMAO

  • @XavierQuin
    @XavierQuin Před 3 lety

    Neal's watch is dope

  • @dontmatter1407
    @dontmatter1407 Před 5 lety

    The sock on the floor joke went over they head

  • @h3ck774
    @h3ck774 Před 3 lety +1

    Love how he said Wayne instead of Lebron cus he was in Canada

  • @thecooljohn100
    @thecooljohn100 Před 5 lety +3

    Watch his 3 mics Netflix special. He used some of those jokes in this vid but the special is really good. I didn't know who he was until I watched it and now I think he's really clever and hilarious :D

    • @CrystalHoytBeauty
      @CrystalHoytBeauty Před 4 lety

      John Nazario it’s one of the best “one man shows” I’ve ever seen!

  • @syedreza8722
    @syedreza8722 Před 5 lety +1

    What's the name of this special?

  • @acidsmokemachine5873
    @acidsmokemachine5873 Před 5 lety +1

    ABOUT FUCKING TIME THIS GUY GOT NOTICED.

  • @superjeans100
    @superjeans100 Před 5 lety

    1:40 😌😌

  • @404Pope
    @404Pope Před 5 lety

    I fuck with Neal great set!

  • @dxkumar8
    @dxkumar8 Před 4 lety

    You are so fucking good dude. just wow.

  • @gravypatron
    @gravypatron Před 4 lety +9

    " I was supposed to do Elevator, but I did Football." Sad trombone.🤷‍♀️

  • @icarus8208
    @icarus8208 Před 5 lety +7

    Bill burr did a joke on arm strong kinda like that

    • @sultanaljuhani1571
      @sultanaljuhani1571 Před 5 lety

      Dugout Tony velez the sociopath on a bicycle

    • @brock33ful
      @brock33ful Před 5 lety

      I think it was on Conan he said something similar about Lance

  • @MitchellBahamas
    @MitchellBahamas Před 5 lety +1

    PLEASE PLAY MORE OF NEAL'S SHIT!!

  • @keithwright2506
    @keithwright2506 Před 4 lety +2

    This is the definition of a tight 5 right here. Neal Brennan is one of the most underrated comedians going.

  • @Myron90
    @Myron90 Před 4 lety +5

    I was supposed to be doing elevator but I did football

  • @nikkinicholas2688
    @nikkinicholas2688 Před 5 lety

    Neal you funny!

  • @PhillipForrence
    @PhillipForrence Před 5 lety

    timing was off w/the crowd a couple times but got damn good stuff

  • @angelcanez4426
    @angelcanez4426 Před 5 lety +8

    He was one of the Chappelle Show head writer.

    • @54NELA
      @54NELA Před 5 lety +7

      Angel Canez *co creator of chappelle show

  • @Hoopfan83
    @Hoopfan83 Před 4 lety

    Neal is underrated

  • @jeremiahmendoza387
    @jeremiahmendoza387 Před 4 lety

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @biiigcuzz2327
    @biiigcuzz2327 Před 4 lety +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @daniellabus114
    @daniellabus114 Před 5 lety

    😂😂😂

  • @dhabinuisance3643
    @dhabinuisance3643 Před 4 lety +35

    His ears aren’t big, his face is small.

  • @JohnVC
    @JohnVC Před 3 lety

    Whenever I think Neil Brennan I think of Dave Chappelle and his joke about "Chip", the white guy that was driving high and got pulled over by the cops. I'm pretty sure they were friends, and I'm pretty sure Neil could be the "Chip" guy.

  • @DETROIT1948
    @DETROIT1948 Před rokem

    ✨😂✨😂✨😂

  • @rafthethinker4948
    @rafthethinker4948 Před 4 lety

    He and Dave should come out with another movie or bring bank chapelle show

  • @j.frankparnell6004
    @j.frankparnell6004 Před rokem

    King Gretzky!

  • @ro.oppong1914
    @ro.oppong1914 Před 3 lety

    Neal is one of the coldest guys out there

  • @EternalChamp
    @EternalChamp Před 2 lety

    He was single and had a gf in the same act … now that’s a gifted one

  • @hannahmacmillan4334
    @hannahmacmillan4334 Před 3 lety

    Is this from 3 mics?