1:45 The reason for there not being E as a grade anymore is that back when the grade system wasn't standardized in America a lot of places used the A-E grading, with E meaning failing. A lot of parents thought the E stood for Excellent, and was thus removed in the system commonly used today.
To parents' credit, there were schools when I was a kid where E did stand for Excellent, because state standardized tests (benchmark tests iirc) were not graded on the same scale. It was S - Superior, E - Excellent, G ‐ Good, A - Average, P - Poor, F - Failure (I don't actually remember what the failing grade marking was, because I never expected to get anything lower than Good).
Regardless of this tier list, I think we can all agree on 2 things. 1. Glamrock Freddy is the most likeable animatronic in history. 2. Everyone in the entire multiverse hates Balloon Boy.
Springtrap could take the spot as the best. He's literally fnaf's own horror invention, name another dead man inside a robotic mascot suit. Springtrap is FNAF horror concept peak.
Withered Bonnie looks honestly kind of friendly and accomodating without any animatronic eyes… He is also more lanky and goofy and does not simply have the more threatening bulky presence in your office the other withereds have… Withered Chica however… with her mouth agape and wide eyes makes her easily the creepiest animatronic in the franchise.
Fun story. Long time ago, around when FNAF came to mobile, the young daughter (I think she was in 4th grade) of a man who I worked with heard me playing it, and asked if she could watch me. I said "Sure, as long as your dad is cool with it." He asked what it was and I explained it to him and he agreed since there wasnt really any visible violence, and it was just a little scary. She was thrilled watching me play and asked if she could try. Once again with dads permission, I started her off on Day 1. I explained how to play, and let her loose. She died on Day 1. Wait. It gets better. She died to Foxy. FOXY!? ON DAY ONE!?!? How is that even possible?! xD
sense no one seems to have said it yet: we do know a decent amount of Golden Freddy lore, it's the vengeful spirit that keeps Afton/purple-guy stuck in limbo when he dies. It's composed of 2 spirits, Cassidy and a debatable 2nd one. (as far as I remember, feel free to correct me but I think this is what is as close to 100% confirmed as we can expect in this franchise). Golden Freddy can also kill you by crashing your game in fnaf 1 if you don't react quickly, so no, it doesn't just sit there, it is a threat (*except* for night 3). regular fnaf1 Freddy also deserves points for having a tricky/unique mechanic. foxy was not the only one. Puppet also deserves lore points for being the spirit that gives life to the original squad of animatronics.(it's one of the most important characters, the design sticks out, but it complements how it also sticks out in the lore/mechanics, up until the introduction of the puppet we didn't have a proper 'opposing force' against the purple guy that helped explain why these animatronics are possessed).
DISTRACTIBLE FAKE TECH EPISODE 1:04 TO 1:26 Mark says, "Hi, I would like to just get ahead of the curve here. I see where this going. There is an official rule in Distractible guidelines and bylaws that says the judge, cannot declare themself the winner. I just want to point that out at the top of the episode because I don't think anyone at home listening knows that rule just yet and I feel like it might come into play in this episode. "
I always liked Bonnie for how chill he looked. But he seemed like a sociopath with the way he acted in front of security cameras in the game. And God, I love his fucking design in fnaf 2. More unhinged than before, but more puns this time.
Wade talking about Chica opening the can of worms that is rule 34 lore. If Chica opened the can of worms, then Mangle kicked the can over and scattered the worms all over the floor!🤢
these non-specific clips are so strange. i get making youtube videos out of self contained moments in the podcasts, but this is essentially just a trailer for the spotify.
I agree with Mark on Mickey Mouse is the face of Disney but he's not an A or S tier character. Guys this makes me hope to see you guys rank cartoons, maybe by decade of release if there's too many or simply what you all grew up with. Ranking cartoons as individual characters or as a whole series/franchise is up to you. Hope you do this someday if it interests you. Love you guys and your podcast. Is there a weird name for your followers like Beyonce has her beehive? Maybe Distract-Onauts (distractible + astronauts), you guys are like a group of astronauts passing the time talking about random bull when you aren't out and about or having odd encounters or experiences you tell us about.
Hi, Aussie here. We actually do have the E grade in our school system but it replaces the F grade. Our grades are A, B, C, D, E, S and UG with the S and UG standing for Satisfactory and Ungraded respectfully.
Freddy may be the face of the series, but in terms of lore, he isnt that significant, id put all of the original fnaf 1 gang in an A tier. Animatronics like puppet, baby and golden freddy and probably others are ones that I believe deserve the S tier.
Back to Wade. Chika. The name of my dog, the animatronic that you first mentioned people going out of their way to sexualize. Go ahead. Talk more. Talk more about the bird. Talk more about my dog.
It is a crime to put Springtrap in B tier and on the lower end too. I know they don’t know much about the lore- but come on… he’s the reason this whole series continues or progresses at all (besides Mike). Main killer, man behind the slaughter! I understand any other version of William Afton, but this is og Springtrap. S tier all the way.
It feels like they forgot Bonnie was the scariest one in FNAF 1 and 2. Like in the later nights of FNAF 1 when Bonnie would get the pinprick eyes. And the missing face/red glowing eyes of Withered Bonnie in FNAF 2.
Removing e and the proceding to say you dont see e in the grading system made me remember that america replaced e with f because kids would tell their parents that e stands for exelent Btw lots of places around the world use e instead of f
5:30 BONNIE, MY NEMISIS, WHERE ARE YOU!? 6:21 Mark, you literally predicted the majority of the series before some came out. Like the names, the VR, etc.
Fnaf 1 Freddy is such a good character design that you can recognize it so easily and that's why he's S in my book You can photoshop a real life brown bear to have a black top hat and bow and the comments on that picture will all be some variation of "frebby fazbear"
oh boy i sure do love five nights at fredrick fitzgerald fazbearingtons
All I can see is him wearing a dapper outfit + monocle, like the Winnie the Pooh meme.
British fnaf
@@_GhostMinerit already was british
@@Spiderbiterz but not enough
*toung twister*
😂😂😂😂😂
glad to see Bonnie is still Wade's nemesis after so many years
Fr.
Well bonnie did canonically eat a cat...
Bonnie pretty much gave Scott nightmares when he was developing the first game
@@linoonehat1392Bro what?? How? When? WHY??
We need mattpat to sit down with Mark on a livestream and explain all the lore to him.
if only lmao
Honestly
Do it subathon style where we have to try and keep the stream alive until mark understands every piece of the lore
Even if he tried Mark would just tell him to suck an egg
mark would have his little notepad writing it all down
“There’s balloon boy, and balloon boy who smoked pot”
-wade 2023
Mark: “We’re doing this tier list like the FNAF lore… adding it wherever it goes.”
Mark’s response has me DEAD but pretty accurate!😂💀
1:45 The reason for there not being E as a grade anymore is that back when the grade system wasn't standardized in America a lot of places used the A-E grading, with E meaning failing. A lot of parents thought the E stood for Excellent, and was thus removed in the system commonly used today.
No way
E is still used tho?
@@lmproductions6075some places yes but it's mostly not used anymore
F means Fantastic, clearly.
To parents' credit, there were schools when I was a kid where E did stand for Excellent, because state standardized tests (benchmark tests iirc) were not graded on the same scale. It was S - Superior, E - Excellent, G ‐ Good, A - Average, P - Poor, F - Failure (I don't actually remember what the failing grade marking was, because I never expected to get anything lower than Good).
Wade talking about Chica made me lose it lmao
Regardless of this tier list, I think we can all agree on 2 things.
1. Glamrock Freddy is the most likeable animatronic in history.
2. Everyone in the entire multiverse hates Balloon Boy.
Who Really Likes or Loves Balloon Boy?!!!
@@marionbagginsaliens
I like Roxy better now
Roxy had a huge comeback in Ruin
Two true facts
Bonnie deserves S ties purely because Bonnie was the one character that gave Scott Cawthon legit nightmares
nah, he deserves S because he's obviously the best character ever and hes adorable
Mark: Idk much of the lore
Also Mark: Made almost over half of it
Several years later, I still think Wade needs to just get good.
Withered Bonnie from FNAF 2 is S-tier and is the most creepy looking character in the series, prove me wrong.
Toilet Bonnie shall reign supreme
Springtrap could take the spot as the best.
He's literally fnaf's own horror invention, name another dead man inside a robotic mascot suit.
Springtrap is FNAF horror concept peak.
Withered Bonnie looks honestly kind of friendly and accomodating without any animatronic eyes… He is also more lanky and goofy and does not simply have the more threatening bulky presence in your office the other withereds have…
Withered Chica however… with her mouth agape and wide eyes makes her easily the creepiest animatronic in the franchise.
🚽
I agree.
Mark: “I took out the E rank cuz schools don’t have an E grade.”
*What school dude you go to that had an “S” grade then????*
Special needs kids lol
wade going off on bonnie was so accurate tho, he’s overlooked among the four. not to mention william afton (the main villain), is also a bunny.
She
@@Ihatetechnology ???
@@Ihatetechnologybonnie is a boy bruh
Fun story. Long time ago, around when FNAF came to mobile, the young daughter (I think she was in 4th grade) of a man who I worked with heard me playing it, and asked if she could watch me. I said "Sure, as long as your dad is cool with it." He asked what it was and I explained it to him and he agreed since there wasnt really any visible violence, and it was just a little scary. She was thrilled watching me play and asked if she could try. Once again with dads permission, I started her off on Day 1. I explained how to play, and let her loose. She died on Day 1. Wait. It gets better. She died to Foxy. FOXY!? ON DAY ONE!?!? How is that even possible?! xD
Scott actully thought bonnie was the scarist animatronic and had about 5 nightmares about bonnie
5:58 thats so true. They really did sexualize Chica.
Pov: you never touched grass and saw a woman
Honestly agree with wade about Bonnie but no one truly cared about Bonnie til Monty came around which is so weird lmao
Bonnie was the sleeper character that was holding the pillar for the other 3.
Bobs laugh never gets old
0:33 confirmed: balloon boy smokes pot
Bob's reaction seeing half of the fnaf characters is justified
I know lots of people know this but did you know Bonnie gave Scott (the creator of fnaf) actual got nightmares when he was designing him
Best episode ending ever.
Long reign The King 👑
THIS IS FANTASTIC LOL XD 😂❤🎉
Only legends know Wade’s vengeance against Bonnie
2024 needs a part 3 of this feverdream of a tierlist.
when wade said "there's going to be a 'id fukc it tier" my immediate thought was "MOST OF THEM ARE CHILDREN"
0:15 Damn Wade, such a harsh truth bomb
Mark doing this I never thought
Glamrock Freddy should be S tier purely because I think hes neat 👍
this podcast is s tier
sense no one seems to have said it yet:
we do know a decent amount of Golden Freddy lore, it's the vengeful spirit that keeps Afton/purple-guy stuck in limbo when he dies. It's composed of 2 spirits, Cassidy and a debatable 2nd one. (as far as I remember, feel free to correct me but I think this is what is as close to 100% confirmed as we can expect in this franchise). Golden Freddy can also kill you by crashing your game in fnaf 1 if you don't react quickly, so no, it doesn't just sit there, it is a threat (*except* for night 3).
regular fnaf1 Freddy also deserves points for having a tricky/unique mechanic. foxy was not the only one.
Puppet also deserves lore points for being the spirit that gives life to the original squad of animatronics.(it's one of the most important characters, the design sticks out, but it complements how it also sticks out in the lore/mechanics, up until the introduction of the puppet we didn't have a proper 'opposing force' against the purple guy that helped explain why these animatronics are possessed).
Bonnie is goated
By jove! Is that Frederick Fitzgerald Fazbearington the IV from the hit horror game Five Evenings at Frederick's?
DISTRACTIBLE
FAKE TECH EPISODE
1:04 TO 1:26
Mark says,
"Hi, I would like to just get ahead of the curve here. I see where this going. There is an official rule in Distractible guidelines and bylaws that says the judge, cannot declare themself the winner. I just want to point that out at the top of the episode because I don't think anyone at home listening knows that rule just yet and I feel like it might come into play in this episode. "
my favorite TRIO!
Thank you Scott
Been waiting for this one!
“People who play the games don’t know much about it either” *UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE DECADE*
And Bonnie also was the original character that scared scott
Love Distractible! Best podcast ever made :)
Sun & Moon definitely my favourite so far and Balloon Boy is a son of a Balloon Mom.
Markiplier: we can judge these books by their covers
MatPat: IN THE BOOKS
I always liked Bonnie for how chill he looked.
But he seemed like a sociopath with the way he acted in front of security cameras in the game.
And God, I love his fucking design in fnaf 2. More unhinged than before, but more puns this time.
Yay I love tier lists! 😁❤️
I mean, given that Bonnie died throwing hands with Afton is reason enough for a B at least
King Mark has his court jesters, Bobencrantz and Wadenstern, rank his FNAF minions.
bonnies the only one with any story his face was taken to make the toy bonnie that shits sad
Wade talking about Chica opening the can of worms that is rule 34 lore. If Chica opened the can of worms, then Mangle kicked the can over and scattered the worms all over the floor!🤢
Not me getting an ad for the fnaf movie
Oh man, I'd love to watch the rest of this but it's too expensive *:(*
Spotify is free. You just need an account. You don't need to pay for premium unless you want to remove random ads. I don't have premium.
@@Tarcisius_ is too expensive *:(*
@@The_Endless_Now Just buy money dude
so this is what spotify listeners get to see
This is defenitly the best tier list video ive ever seen
6:51 "Back to Wade, Chica!" Ending on a cliffhanger, I see
“Someone can count if they really want”
Thanks Mark, but I’ve already counted. All of them.
Good to see random friend 1 and random friend 2 getting a feature on Markiplier & Friends: The Podcast
Mark didn't you give Yellowbear the name Golden Freddy? I think you came up with it
FNaF 1 Bonnie should be S tier just for the fact that he actually gave Scott nightmares lol.
hey mark bob and wade
MATTPATT WHERE ARE YOU THIS ELDERLY GUY NEEDS HELP
We know that Mark removed E because of the E meme
bro needs his own restaurant
Random but you guys returning to fnaf gmod as a one off for funsies would be cool. Also Candy Cadet better be S tier he do be storytelling
Bonnie deserved s tier
#BonnieSweep
Why does bob’s face look almost as purple as his mic? **gasp** Is he becoming the purple guy!? 😱😅
why does Bob looks like purple man
i lost it at balloon boy that smoked crack. 🤩
i personally wish bonnie was a tier because he was the only animatronic in the series to scare scott cawthon
I haven't seen Bob since "change" or the improv videos, he's look much better now!
these non-specific clips are so strange. i get making youtube videos out of self contained moments in the podcasts, but this is essentially just a trailer for the spotify.
Yes. It's called marketing.
@@CaptSoapy guess I dont understand that point in staying subscribed to an ad channel without content then.
And here I thought the clip would've been the beginning of the Era of Mark
I agree with Mark on Mickey Mouse is the face of Disney but he's not an A or S tier character.
Guys this makes me hope to see you guys rank cartoons, maybe by decade of release if there's too many or simply what you all grew up with. Ranking cartoons as individual characters or as a whole series/franchise is up to you. Hope you do this someday if it interests you. Love you guys and your podcast. Is there a weird name for your followers like Beyonce has her beehive? Maybe Distract-Onauts (distractible + astronauts), you guys are like a group of astronauts passing the time talking about random bull when you aren't out and about or having odd encounters or experiences you tell us about.
petition to have the logo for fnaf to mark's face for a week
That lens cap is rigged
Hi, Aussie here. We actually do have the E grade in our school system but it replaces the F grade. Our grades are A, B, C, D, E, S and UG with the S and UG standing for Satisfactory and Ungraded respectfully.
In my school, we have E but not F.
I'm sad "Bunny Bastard Bitch Balls" wasn't higher on the list
Why you gotta do my boy Bonnie like that😭
Freddy may be the face of the series, but in terms of lore, he isnt that significant, id put all of the original fnaf 1 gang in an A tier. Animatronics like puppet, baby and golden freddy and probably others are ones that I believe deserve the S tier.
Back to Wade. Chika. The name of my dog, the animatronic that you first mentioned people going out of their way to sexualize. Go ahead. Talk more. Talk more about the bird. Talk more about my dog.
bro 50 is an understatment
it would be funny if wade said Bonnie my nemesis
It is a crime to put Springtrap in B tier and on the lower end too. I know they don’t know much about the lore- but come on… he’s the reason this whole series continues or progresses at all (besides Mike). Main killer, man behind the slaughter! I understand any other version of William Afton, but this is og Springtrap. S tier all the way.
I better see Glamrock Freddy, Glamrock Chica and Roxy be in A when I listen to this episode.
Classic Bonnie definitely around B, or below.
It feels like they forgot Bonnie was the scariest one in FNAF 1 and 2. Like in the later nights of FNAF 1 when Bonnie would get the pinprick eyes. And the missing face/red glowing eyes of Withered Bonnie in FNAF 2.
Ucn and the ones before from other games. It is not looped … technically …
In the words of the legendary Fredrick Fredbear: Har har har har
Removing e and the proceding to say you dont see e in the grading system made me remember that america replaced e with f because kids would tell their parents that e stands for exelent
Btw lots of places around the world use e instead of f
Is Bob ... The purple guy?!?
Is there a way to watch the full podcast or are these little videos the only video part of it that's done?
The full videos are available on Spotify!
5:30
BONNIE, MY NEMISIS, WHERE ARE YOU!?
6:21
Mark, you literally predicted the majority of the series before some came out. Like the names, the VR, etc.
88 goddamn characters
Bonnie should be swapped with Freddy 🤨
Spotify has videos?
Dear Markiplier,
can you play Five Nights at Chuck E Cheese?
Mark at this point Matt Patt is the damn FNAF guy 😂😂😂😂
What’s the expected was a Markiplier
Fnaf 1 Freddy is such a good character design that you can recognize it so easily and that's why he's S in my book
You can photoshop a real life brown bear to have a black top hat and bow and the comments on that picture will all be some variation of "frebby fazbear"
Bonnie gave the creator nightmares and is the most aggressive one in the first game. That’s what makes him good
The fact that there is even more animatronics then this tier list is mind boggling.
That’s not all of them.
Tha- that’s not all of them.