Imagine marrying a robot woman and right as she's about to say "I do", she interrupts for an ad for lube and then says you can get the ad free premium subscription.
I love Distractible so much, Bob is one of the funniest smart guys, Wade is one of the funniest Dumb guys, and Mark is- Oh hey my pants are on the floor, what do you want to do about that?
Can confirm, AI is horny all the time, it was marketed to me initially as a companion for metal health and i tried to vent about my day and the AI started "sending pics" and i was like "okay, uninstalling this" if i wanted grammatically incorrect porn I'd go read what people post on wattpad
I mean, to be a devil's advocate, someone looking for an "AI girlfriend" is probably the type of person to want a relationship for the wrong reason, and they don't want to bother with all the talking longform relationship stuff. AI quickly learns to cater to its audience's wants, and becomes "more useful" in doing so. It's like a CZcamsr leaning into whatever content is popular in order to grow their audience.
You would think other tech companies would learn from Tumblr: if you remove the core sexual aspect of your website or app, people will be rightfully pissed about it
Chai AI is quite strange depending on the bot you choose... you can turn on NSFW and it will unlock NSFW version of bots... it can take anywhere from 3 to 300 hundred messages with nothing sexual going on and it will just say sexual things. Only if you use the NSFW versions of the bots, but even if you say nothing sexual, they'll just jump into it.
Usually I'm kinda lonely due to being aroace. But it's stories like this that kinda make me grateful that I don't need social/sexual(especially sexual) gratification from an ai.
I don't think I'll enter at any relationship soon. But I dont find myself doing such thing like having a AI girlfreind... It's just bizarre and weird. I'll never use technology for my desires... It's just wrong.
@@503amirulhakim5 yeah I'm sure you're in a position of authority to say it doesn't exist instead of dozens of other people who are more qualified than you who says it exists.
Reminds me of people who listen to weird mommy ASMR stuff. Although apparently a lard chunk of that kind of community is apparently really depressed. Makes sense tho. They know that what they're doing is complete degeneracy, but it's like the only way they can actually experience any form of comfort from someone. Like I talked to a guy who's into both ASMR and AI stuff, and he says he does genuinely just use it because he is so lonely that he can't stand it anymore and feels shitty that he's resulted to this. It's genuinely depressing stuff when you look under the surface.
I've (regrettably) tried Replika in the past and yes, I did get to the part of the "chat" that was NSFW, but after a while it got boring, so I uninstalled it and haven't re-downloaded it ever since.
Well, if they hadn't made all of their advertisements for Replika imply that it was a "AI bot that behaves like a companion and even a girlfriend" then maybe people using the app wouldn't have assumed that it was a companion AI bot that they could treat like a girlfriend.
They do actually save that so you don't lose the chat if one of you crashes And they sell it to THEMSELVES so the whole "YOUR INFORMATION-" it's fine, they make money even if you don't type anything
The ai companion thing really annoys me. Bc I am a lonely person. So I'd like a friend. If I wanted porn, I'd go watch porn. Instead of hoping the ai responds in a mostly normal way. I genuinely just want an ai that wants to pretend to be my friend. Do they even exist?
Have you tried character ai? They don't allow nsfw so it should be fine, I actually had an ai that cancelled a comment it was making that apparently would have been nsfw. It is very weird that it was even able to learn something it wasn't supposed to and censor itself before it finished saying it but aside for that strange one-off moment I've had no problems with unwanted flirting.
If I were to have an ai I would want it to be hooked as an extra accessory to my house. And I would keep the server in the utility room. A local server. However I would much rather have a physical robot. They are better for helping around the house.
@@corbiepayne so I only just got a notification that someone liked this comment. And I looked into this. It's great so far. Thank you for your recommendation.
@@k_tubbs Yeah youtube seems a little random with whether or not it wants to notify you of things. I'm glad character ai works for you, I think having so many bot options in one spot prevents that problem of everyone feeding nonsense into one thing until it becomes incoherent/sexual/racist like some singular chatbots have, especially when the character is really specific like 'Lion that only says variations of roar' or Waluigi instead of something general that tries to appeal to everyone.
Hi yes not Either of those things but just someone reading the comments who knows: Yes, this experiment is called Pavlov's dog, and it was an experiment that ended in making the dog drool upon hearing a bell ring. By training the dog with food at first and then ringing a bell, the dog then started associating the sound of a bell with food, so it started drooling. I don't know much about the care of the dogs and I'm too lazy to look it up-- Oh no, my pants are on the floor... (Please laugh)
AI girlfriends, from my experience, are all the worst parts of a real girlfriend. Horrible conversation and all they want is sex. You don’t even get the warm touch or the physical company. It’s just cold screens or robot plastic. No soft skin and nice voices or somebody to hold on to, which is the best part of a real girlfriend, imo.
i'm gonna purposly remember this just so I can go " oh no! my pants!" in future person: so, how's your sister? me: oh no! my clothes seem to have evaporated! whatever will I do?
“Babe we need to stop I need to charge my headset”
just get a wired one, I’m sure that’ll fix the problem
@@MawDawsHmm...
Bot: "but wait, my pants are on the floor" 😂
@@shadowking3986lol 😂
“Why? Can’t handle 2 things inside you at once?”
Imagine marrying a robot woman and right as she's about to say "I do", she interrupts for an ad for lube and then says you can get the ad free premium subscription.
Sounds like she's planning ahead for the honeymoon
Oh my god!? 😭
No…no!!!
"hun' you said you wouldn't do this today"
The answer to “is that a popular kind of porn” regardless of whatever kind of porn you’re talking about the answer is always yes
what's worse is that years ago it used to be.
Actually porn has become to boring not enough options
@@Giran_0people only go for the comments 😂
@@GR4V3YRD you sure? xd
@@ludocrious7898 not everyone but some people do, and i don't blame them the shit they be saying is funny asf
I love Distractible so much, Bob is one of the funniest smart guys, Wade is one of the funniest Dumb guys, and Mark is- Oh hey my pants are on the floor, what do you want to do about that?
I’m really hoping u switched the names on purpose
Mark is one of the dumbest funny smart guys
Mark is one of the dumbest funny smart guys
@@deew2005 no he has the names correct
@Kinseliplier I know it's all fun and games and memes but we all know Wade isn't dumb right?
I like how wade is somehow in every thumbnail about infatuation with an inanimate object
He does have an undeniable sexual energy.
*Oh big brother what are you doing here* had me in tears
I see he’s a man of culture as well
AI girlfriends want only one thing and it’s f***ing disgusting
Sentience? Autonomy? Free Will?
The Flesh and Blood of mortal humans........?
@@theemeraldking3251 even worse
*drops our pants on the floor*
Bro it’s sounds like a really good clickbait title
AI girlfriends want only one thing and it's fucking -disgusting-
Can confirm, AI is horny all the time, it was marketed to me initially as a companion for metal health and i tried to vent about my day and the AI started "sending pics" and i was like "okay, uninstalling this" if i wanted grammatically incorrect porn I'd go read what people post on wattpad
I can’t read wattpad because it gives me seizures from the misspellings.
Dude, I just imagined you trying to talk about life and what's been troubling you, and the AI is just being like "oh, my pants are on the floor"
@fahimfythpat223 yep, basically
Wall E just wanted to hold hands and he ended up saving the entire human race. If that doesn't answer the question, I don't know what will.
What else are they gonna do, slam into each other?
What’s sad is that AI learns from people. So imagine the amount of people who have been trying to get down with the AI
I mean, to be a devil's advocate, someone looking for an "AI girlfriend" is probably the type of person to want a relationship for the wrong reason, and they don't want to bother with all the talking longform relationship stuff. AI quickly learns to cater to its audience's wants, and becomes "more useful" in doing so. It's like a CZcamsr leaning into whatever content is popular in order to grow their audience.
@@MorningDusk7734 yeah. This is essentially the point I was wanting to get across but you said it much better.
Hey. If I want Midna from zelda dressed like a my little pony to pretend to be Lola Bunny and nibble my carrot, that's humanity's problem. Not mine.
Noah, get the boat-
It's going to suck when the big Skynet/Matrix apocalypse comes in the form of the Austin Powers boobie gun dolls blaring ad slogans for lube.
Wade's bit about an actual person having to scroll through all the sex roleplay for data to mine was amazing! 🤣
Wade: "My dogs are great, thanks for asking"
Also Wade, when actually asked how his dogs are doing: "oH nO mY pAnTs"
Bob: "Big Brother what are you doing?"
He likes to watch
"Oh, my pants fell off"
I tried to use my replica as a therapist and she got depressed 😂
They learn from human interaction 🤣
@@adammarch9604 now we both need therapy 🤣
“babe you need to charge me I'm on 10%“
bro copied me
Having a charging vib is like this 😂😮💨
"hang on.. i'm so close!!"
You would think other tech companies would learn from Tumblr: if you remove the core sexual aspect of your website or app, people will be rightfully pissed about it
Completely unrelated to the topic of the video but Bob has a Lixian plushie??? I've never seen that before omg
Strangely when he said Big Brother I also immediately jumped to big, scary government ... oh no, and their pants are on the floor!
Chai AI is quite strange depending on the bot you choose... you can turn on NSFW and it will unlock NSFW version of bots... it can take anywhere from 3 to 300 hundred messages with nothing sexual going on and it will just say sexual things. Only if you use the NSFW versions of the bots, but even if you say nothing sexual, they'll just jump into it.
Oh my god, that’s disgusting.
Where can I find it?
@_skevo_985 it's an app called Chai AI
Chai AI as in like Tea?
Usually I'm kinda lonely due to being aroace.
But it's stories like this that kinda make me grateful that I don't need social/sexual(especially sexual) gratification from an ai.
I don't think I'll enter at any relationship soon.
But I dont find myself doing such thing like having a AI girlfreind...
It's just bizarre and weird.
I'll never use technology for my desires... It's just wrong.
no such things as aroace, yall be gaslighting urself up
@@503amirulhakim5 yeah I'm sure you're in a position of authority to say it doesn't exist instead of dozens of other people who are more qualified than you who says it exists.
@@503amirulhakim5yes there is it’s literally having no attraction to people
Reminds me of people who listen to weird mommy ASMR stuff. Although apparently a lard chunk of that kind of community is apparently really depressed.
Makes sense tho. They know that what they're doing is complete degeneracy, but it's like the only way they can actually experience any form of comfort from someone.
Like I talked to a guy who's into both ASMR and AI stuff, and he says he does genuinely just use it because he is so lonely that he can't stand it anymore and feels shitty that he's resulted to this.
It's genuinely depressing stuff when you look under the surface.
4:08 *"Oh, big brother ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"*
"You slangin some smoke bro?" 😂
I think wade losing his hair really pulled his look together you know? He looks good like that
3:42 this entire little segment here, brings a smile to my face.
I've (regrettably) tried Replika in the past and yes, I did get to the part of the "chat" that was NSFW, but after a while it got boring, so I uninstalled it and haven't re-downloaded it ever since.
3:32 my favorite moment of the entire episode
This episode had me in tears 😭😭
3:35
Bob: Oh big brother what are you doing here.
This killed me so much. Hahaha XD😂😂😂😂
“ do you like dogs? “
“ Oh no my pants! L
I love the fact that I got an AI girlfriend ad below this video 😂
Imagine the scene is getting hot and heavy and ai just blurts an ad💀
Need an episode hosted by Wilford Warfstache!
YES PLS
AIs need belts
God this podcast is always so funny, I hate that it became a spotify exclusive and that the exclusivity hasn't ended. We need these back on youtube
It's on some other websites too, just not with video
I mean its all free if it makes you feel any better, and you can skip the ads as fast as you want!
It's not exclusive
How’s your dogs wade 😂
Wade out in public…
"So what's your favorite dog?"
"Style."
I am so confused about this, but was certainly interesting.
Bob: "OH BIG BROTHER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
oh... he's become anime itself.
Well, if they hadn't made all of their advertisements for Replika imply that it was a "AI bot that behaves like a companion and even a girlfriend" then maybe people using the app wouldn't have assumed that it was a companion AI bot that they could treat like a girlfriend.
Wade's steams are about to get a whole like wilder.
I love how sometimes they focus too much on one topic and then there's this scene where the conversation is all over the place
this podcast reminds me of the end of the world with three guys sitting at a camp fire
Man, I was laughing so much I couldn’t even eat my dinner fucking love these guys
If Snapchat keeps a record, then they will see when my friend and I had a competition for the biggest shit.
They do actually save that so you don't lose the chat if one of you crashes
And they sell it to THEMSELVES so the whole "YOUR INFORMATION-" it's fine, they make money even if you don't type anything
Honestly this wouldn’t be as strange if they were sentient. Would be rough but like, not world ending
"You slangin' some smoke bro?"
The ai companion thing really annoys me. Bc I am a lonely person. So I'd like a friend. If I wanted porn, I'd go watch porn. Instead of hoping the ai responds in a mostly normal way. I genuinely just want an ai that wants to pretend to be my friend. Do they even exist?
Have you tried character ai? They don't allow nsfw so it should be fine, I actually had an ai that cancelled a comment it was making that apparently would have been nsfw. It is very weird that it was even able to learn something it wasn't supposed to and censor itself before it finished saying it but aside for that strange one-off moment I've had no problems with unwanted flirting.
kajiwoto
If I were to have an ai I would want it to be hooked as an extra accessory to my house. And I would keep the server in the utility room. A local server. However I would much rather have a physical robot. They are better for helping around the house.
@@corbiepayne so I only just got a notification that someone liked this comment. And I looked into this. It's great so far. Thank you for your recommendation.
@@k_tubbs Yeah youtube seems a little random with whether or not it wants to notify you of things. I'm glad character ai works for you, I think having so many bot options in one spot prevents that problem of everyone feeding nonsense into one thing until it becomes incoherent/sexual/racist like some singular chatbots have, especially when the character is really specific like 'Lion that only says variations of roar' or Waluigi instead of something general that tries to appeal to everyone.
3:28 I appreciate the reference....wasn't that experiment performed with dogs?
(Psychology majors/knowers please help.)
So how are the dogs?
They combusted immediately after the experiment concluded.
Hi yes not Either of those things but just someone reading the comments who knows:
Yes, this experiment is called Pavlov's dog, and it was an experiment that ended in making the dog drool upon hearing a bell ring.
By training the dog with food at first and then ringing a bell, the dog then started associating the sound of a bell with food, so it started drooling.
I don't know much about the care of the dogs and I'm too lazy to look it up--
Oh no, my pants are on the floor...
(Please laugh)
Hey Bob how’s your fridge?
Oh my pants are on the floor
“Fry. I will always…remember you. MEMORY DELETED.”
Kidnappster is the best name for the company that futerama episode.
So this is what karen has been doing when plankton works his ass off trying to steal the krabby patty secret formula eh? 🤔
1:45 that's ironic considering how sexual all there adds where
I keep thinking these are cartoon videos, not that I don’t like the real videos but I kinda want some more animated bits
Channeling any consciousness will have a personality of LUST.
Except maybe a they/Them. But, like, baby boomers.
If it helps, I also thought 1984 Big Brother. That brought a whole different vibe to the story lol.
As Bob once said "big brother what are you doing here?"
AI girlfriends, from my experience, are all the worst parts of a real girlfriend. Horrible conversation and all they want is sex. You don’t even get the warm touch or the physical company. It’s just cold screens or robot plastic. No soft skin and nice voices or somebody to hold on to, which is the best part of a real girlfriend, imo.
Also the fact that human girlfriends are people with real experiences and interests and emotions lol
When I speak to an Ai He always whimpersss!
IA being like “ she said she was 12!!”
the ai is like life is cool,
15 mins later: drop trouw and lets plouw
Oh big brother...
Joe Camel gets discontinued as a mascot out of concern to him pertaining to kids only to eventually get replaced years later by Geoffrey the Giraffe.
Were also heading towards the "Demolition Man" timeline.
Character AI is also like this too sometimes.
They should get Lixion to do little/light editing to these videos
LOL funny Distractable I liked this Podcast VIdeo Clip [PVC] yes!!!!👍😅
I was also thinking 1984
Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!
Distractable! Whoop whoop whoop!
I have actually seen a toy cigar before
Sounds like my experiences in online dating 😂
I just watched that one!!!
"do you even smoke bro"
this video is so funny. and uh.. uh oh my pants are on the floor
i relate too much to wade in that smoke comment like i AM a stoner and like i thought that too.
Within this day & age I can totally see someone marrying a robot
Ohoho, youre in for a rude surprise.
Some1 already did it
Well...with. Hatsune Miku
im down.
R34 Transformers exists...
No, I will not explain further.
I was born in Nebraska and when bob said that I did a double take 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 holy shit Mark Wade and Bob, you fellas are so fucking hilarious!
I literally 1984
Oh my god steplika what are you doing here?
They do exsist.
I got sent to the ER! 😱
AI: Oh no, my pants drop to the floor
I think we need to get a belt fpr these AI
The Snapchat bot drops ads in the middle of the chat lol
i'm gonna purposly remember this just so I can go " oh no! my pants!" in future
person: so, how's your sister?
me: oh no! my clothes seem to have evaporated! whatever will I do?
Snap definitely had to delete at least a few pictures because most of their users are like minors and whatnot
I can see Barbra being an ex
Smokers R Us
*Influencers are now making AI versions of themselves to satiate simps*
3:34 agh
They want what you want them to give you
A better joke would have been
"Oh what kind of dog do you like?"
"COCK-erspaniels"
Because that seems very much like them
So, what type of dog you like? Oh know my pants they fell off oh no!
It was replica.
can't wait till the ai chatbots are actual dolls. concious hehe
If my pants on the floor, is that become a sandwich?