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It's even funnier, because in the beginning I thought "he just confused it with Judo, and Judo is purely defensive so that's why he says that", but he did mention Karate chops, so he clearly wasn't thinking of a defensive technique. It's like he memorized a stupid conversation other people had. Which I love.
Keep your head up, Brother. Days come and go, both the good and the bad. Every Day you wake up is another chance to write a new story. Life is a Gift from God. In Buddhism, it is considered an Honor to be incarnated as a Human. We're in this together❤
Matt arguing over orange peels in the sink and spazzing and kicking and breaking things is NOT High Spirits Shaman stuff. Glad he has come closer to enlightenment these days.
Wow, I remember this phase of the show where Shane legit had one worry about this show not becoming number 1 and that concern revolved solely around receiving a call from Philly PD pertaining to a serious domestic dispute occurring at the home of McCusky (our boy has some SLIGHT anger issues) but that has clearly been handled. For anyone that says money doesn’t cure all, start listening at 10 mins in. McCusky has risen from the ashes like a phenix. LFG boys!!!!
People always ask me if I dip my fries or if I smother my fries in ketchup and I say neither. What I do I think a lot of people do. And that is first I count all the fries and if I end up getting an odd number I do have to throw them all out and I go get another order. when I finally get an order with even number fries, I lay them out in size order from smallest to largest, of course. And then I grab 28 packets of ketchup and I have to peel the corner off between the third and fourth tooth of the Jagged Edge with the logo facing me, or the ketchup will be bad (obv). And If I don't do it right, - again, I throw them out and get another 28 packets. Once I have achieved the perfect tearing of each corner of each 28 packets of ketchup with its logo facing me, I then draw a perfect line of ketchup on each fry from top to bottom, for the fry's entire length. And then, obviously, I eat every other fry with my right hand from smallest fry to longest. And then I start from longest to the smallest, this way I never eat an odd numbered fry (duh). And I eat (what I call) the back half with my Left hand, cause you know, I'm not a goddamn communist. I think a lot of people eat their fries like this over dipping or covering.
It's different the other way. If you're a white dude dating a black girl you're walking a tight rope. People think you're fetishizing her, etc. I know black dudes with white girlfriends get shit, but nobody really accuses black dudes of having a white girl fetish, whereas libs will instantly assume you're just a "White dude into black chicks" instead of a dude who found a bae, which is what it should be. Matt's 100% right, we gotta break down these walls lol
I’m a chronically online 28 year old and I’ve heard a thousand stories about girls like this. I’m scared to date . are most of them this much of a problem?
no, in my experience not at all as long as you’re open with them on how you feel they are able to do the same then you just need to threat them like any other normal human without falling in the trap of thinking women have a specific way of thinking that is completely different then men, in the end we just tend to make things way more complicated then they can actually be
@@joshgarcia4968lol that may be true but bro is asking “are all of them a big problem?” Yes. They are. All of em. But you gotta go on dates yourself man… the youtube comments of your favorite podcast is not where you want advice
Matt bro that’s lowkey abusive behavior.. you don’t need to display aggression and destroy HER stuff to get a message across. That’s a threat, you’re saying “I don’t respect you or your stuff so I’m gonna attack it, and I could attack you if I feel like it”. That’s like toddler behavior, chill.
You might need to if she doesn't get the message her behavior destroys your peace and your mental. You focus on material stuff and physical aggression, but women can be just as aggressive and disrespectful of boundaries, but it's usually more in the realm of mental and emotional abuse, passive aggression. Like life, it's a gray area and it really depends on the circumstance.
@@shanemeyer7989or maybe break up like an adult instead of resorting to abuse cause your precious peace got messed with…also fwiw it’s absolutely unhinged to think two wrongs make a right when it comes to abusive behavior
Why’d you quote something he didn’t say? He said he’d never hit her and mentioned how she hits him. Did you really listen to everything? Maybe you misunderstood.
@@christianjesse8980 Awww. it's adorable how you think there's women out there that won't mentally manipulate and abuse you as far as you let them. Remember, don't actually try to acheive a sustainable balance on an equal footing with your bae, just break up with bae when your woman does woman stuff and die alone like an adult. All because homie needs to raise his male feminist delusion score or else the cuckgods won't let him into the pegfest in La-La-Land.
"Your girl has been hitting the gym, mine has not" all time shaman quote
Mine haaassss...not 😂
Faxx. Big Gym booty bbgs get much more leeway.
Timestamp for the love of the Lord
that pause was so good
Time stamp?
“I look like a guy who would bring a candy bar into a house” 😂
“The whole point of learning taekwondo is it’s not domestic violence”
I thought Taekwonda was Matt's girlfriend.
@@JohnQuickWick😂😂😂
It's even funnier, because in the beginning I thought "he just confused it with Judo, and Judo is purely defensive so that's why he says that", but he did mention Karate chops, so he clearly wasn't thinking of a defensive technique. It's like he memorized a stupid conversation other people had. Which I love.
The Shaman calling his chick a 3 Musketeers is the purest level of high consciousness.
Also SO high, and I want to try this on my athletic but thicc white wife and see how horrible it goes but also see how it's different rofl
4:15 picturing Shane slouched nomming on a 3 muskies
I don't understand why adding an 'ies' to the end of almost any word is funny
"I look like a guy who'd bring a candy bar into a house."
@PreacherJenkins its for food and drink mostly, idk why it makes shit funnier
He means a fat chick
Peepop HAS to edit that 😂
brittiany as cartman is peak dawgs
The bdubz council reconvenes. Blessed be the peepop and his water.
Whater
Wudder
Can we all take a minute to thank Peepop for dropping a banger
Kinda fucked that he puts ads on these videos. Imagine making money off of no work at all.
@@zzzzz45zzzzz79you're the one watching
Saturday Peepops drops are the only consistent thing in my life
" I'm going to have to think of you...5 years ago" hahhaha
had to hold in my dump for a week bruh finally, thank you
Shaman looked into the abyss of buttplay and decided it was too powerful knowledge 😂
Bro if McCusker gets on a horse its over, the bums are gonna be lining up in formation ready to start the revolution
"You're entering physical contest." - Matt on his wife
“you fed poseidon dude” 🤣🤣
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA
I imagine Shane’s bae as a Zero bar tbh
I love this community of broskis. Had a hard day and all it takes is the dawgs in the comments. Y’all my dudes
Keep your head up, Brother. Days come and go, both the good and the bad. Every Day you wake up is another chance to write a new story. Life is a Gift from God. In Buddhism, it is considered an Honor to be incarnated as a Human. We're in this together❤
Brooooooos!!!!!
100%
DAWGZ
the bro power is high
Matt learned that maybe you are supposed to hide part of yourself.
That or he realised hes nearing 50 and his wife didnt sign a prenup
OConnie just letting loose in the ocean is so funny
It's like jerkin in a cold womb. Pretty good.
Calling desire for domestic violence, wanting to 1776 your girlfriend is completely insane😂😂😂
🇺🇸 🇺🇲
Matt arguing over orange peels in the sink and spazzing and kicking and breaking things is NOT High Spirits Shaman stuff. Glad he has come closer to enlightenment these days.
part of the souls journey
All part of the journey as the Shaman. We can't even fathom
A man grows
Laughing about it later is
Was this his ex wife?
"I'm going to have to think about YOU 5 years ago" 😂
Shamans old lady gonna need a Clydesdale 😂
Just in time for lunch, thx peepop
My little tootsie roll 😂
saving this to come back to after bbg is being insane. thanks dawg
Intellectual spelunker is the best saying going
This is a great comp of segments. Thank you for doing the Lord’s work 🙏
Hahaha the image you picked got the laughs started before the vid
The King 🙌
Damn this sounds like my life right now. The ladies are out of control, boys.
look up that video of Sean Connery proudly telling Barbara Walter he slaps women to get it out of your system and reset your chakras
Few things are more fun to watch than when two married people absolutely hate each other
My bbg has been acting real salty lately, been binging these clips.
I am
The dancing queen
Should just be titled “Everyday”
“You’re like an intellectual spelunker, dude”
Wow, I remember this phase of the show where Shane legit had one worry about this show not becoming number 1 and that concern revolved solely around receiving a call from Philly PD pertaining to a serious domestic dispute occurring at the home of McCusky (our boy has some SLIGHT anger issues) but that has clearly been handled.
For anyone that says money doesn’t cure all, start listening at 10 mins in. McCusky has risen from the ashes like a phenix. LFG boys!!!!
That being said, Matt’s wife was 1000% in the right and Matt is a legit lunatic, but he’s our lunatic and we love him.
first 2 minutes is the most insane shit i’ve ever heard in my life
People always ask me if I dip my fries or if I smother my fries in ketchup and I say neither. What I do I think a lot of people do. And that is first I count all the fries and if I end up getting an odd number I do have to throw them all out and I go get another order. when I finally get an order with even number fries, I lay them out in size order from smallest to largest, of course. And then I grab 28 packets of ketchup and I have to peel the corner off between the third and fourth tooth of the Jagged Edge with the logo facing me, or the ketchup will be bad (obv). And If I don't do it right, - again, I throw them out and get another 28 packets. Once I have achieved the perfect tearing of each corner of each 28 packets of ketchup with its logo facing me, I then draw a perfect line of ketchup on each fry from top to bottom, for the fry's entire length. And then, obviously, I eat every other fry with my right hand from smallest fry to longest. And then I start from longest to the smallest, this way I never eat an odd numbered fry (duh). And I eat (what I call) the back half with my Left hand, cause you know, I'm not a goddamn communist. I think a lot of people eat their fries like this over dipping or covering.
So many times I have said something in my head and then didn't say it because you know...😏
1:34 wait is that really a thing? That’s fucked up man. Every white girl I’ve been with called me chocolate bear or something like that 😂
It's different the other way. If you're a white dude dating a black girl you're walking a tight rope. People think you're fetishizing her, etc. I know black dudes with white girlfriends get shit, but nobody really accuses black dudes of having a white girl fetish, whereas libs will instantly assume you're just a "White dude into black chicks" instead of a dude who found a bae, which is what it should be. Matt's 100% right, we gotta break down these walls lol
I couldn’t be funnier than these dudes off their dome, if I wrote for a year.
Do it for the DAWGZ!
Who is the girl with the red t shirt in the thumbnail? She looks mad angry, I want to see the reason 😂😂
relic from the “SJW OWNED BY PURE LOGIC” era. If you look up compilation vids you’re bound to run into her
This is peak shaman
just lost bbg😔
Nice to be this early to the gospel
Peace be with you brother
Ayo peepop what happened to yesterday's upload? (The wild wild West)
Its back up. CZcams kept age restricting it
11:11 is funny
i clicked on this thinking they were talking about a korean guy
Orange peels in the sink is wild
Triggered meme is actually kinda hot when you look her up lol
Matt's sexless marriage :(
This is peak toxic Matt
Shane is the man but he definitely doesn’t seem like the ideal boyfriend 😆
That's fair. But at the same time, fuck em'
You can't be peak bro and peak boyfriend at the same time. Divided loyalties.
Alhamdulillah
Another banger. Great artwork, NP. Praise YHWH
Matt sounds like a glutton for bad girlfriends. All his stories of current or past wife sounds toxic.
I’m a chronically online 28 year old and I’ve heard a thousand stories about girls like this. I’m scared to date . are most of them this much of a problem?
no, in my experience not at all
as long as you’re open with them on how you feel they are able to do the same then you just need to threat them like any other normal human without falling in the trap of thinking women have a specific way of thinking that is completely different then men, in the end we just tend to make things way more complicated then they can actually be
no but if you meet them on tinder you're in for a treat
@@joshgarcia4968lol that may be true but bro is asking “are all of them a big problem?” Yes. They are. All of em. But you gotta go on dates yourself man… the youtube comments of your favorite podcast is not where you want advice
I can also confirm every chick from tinder is a fucking basket case
Tinder girls will dog brain out.
His relationship and wife sound HORRIBLE.
8:21 black man assault girl friends story can you find that can you make this a video
I remember this, it was in Brazil I believe, that may be another time.
@@joemama4473 thank you joe mama needed that epp to come down on coke thanks
very concerned about Matt now from this. This shit usually escalates and men rarely talk about it
This is from 10 years ago
Shut up.
This is from before he was even married to her lol
This is from years ago, they now have 2 kids and Matt is rich
Matt bro that’s lowkey abusive behavior.. you don’t need to display aggression and destroy HER stuff to get a message across. That’s a threat, you’re saying “I don’t respect you or your stuff so I’m gonna attack it, and I could attack you if I feel like it”. That’s like toddler behavior, chill.
You might need to if she doesn't get the message her behavior destroys your peace and your mental. You focus on material stuff and physical aggression, but women can be just as aggressive and disrespectful of boundaries, but it's usually more in the realm of mental and emotional abuse, passive aggression. Like life, it's a gray area and it really depends on the circumstance.
@@shanemeyer7989or maybe break up like an adult instead of resorting to abuse cause your precious peace got messed with…also fwiw it’s absolutely unhinged to think two wrongs make a right when it comes to abusive behavior
@@christianjesse8980 lol OK guru. What other unrealistic self-righteous takes for us animals do you have from la la land?
Why’d you quote something he didn’t say? He said he’d never hit her and mentioned how she hits him. Did you really listen to everything? Maybe you misunderstood.
@@christianjesse8980 Awww. it's adorable how you think there's women out there that won't mentally manipulate and abuse you as far as you let them. Remember, don't actually try to acheive a sustainable balance on an equal footing with your bae, just break up with bae when your woman does woman stuff and die alone like an adult. All because homie needs to raise his male feminist delusion score or else the cuckgods won't let him into the pegfest in La-La-Land.
Matt isnt funny 😂
She's probably cheated on him or will.
Fucking in public gives me flashbacks to jail and incarceration and I'm good on that. Jail changes you man lol
Haha lol
Bet you got fucked in public a lot in prison. Lol
Pause
I hope those flashbacks aint too personal homie 😢
@@knight1706 I'm a girl and it was county jail so it wasn't dropping the soap tier shit but it was still pretty bad lol