ep 312- Fat Attack
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- čas přidán 1. 09. 2020
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Eat up, you piggies
00:00:05 -The Dose
00:04:45 -Evil Hippies
00:07:35 -What even is age?
00:09:00 -Hostess lifespan
00:11:00 -Truck stop showers
00:13:50 -Stern was problematic
00:14:40 -Mr. Cool was Mr. Softy
00:16:00 -Godfrey, FOR SHAME
00:23:30 -Golf is "not gay"
00:28:50 -6%
00:32:40 -Kenosha Boogie Down
00:37:50 -In O'Connies ass
00:39:30 -Full CCP
00:43:00 -Fists up!
00:45:00 -Remember that?
00:46:00 -Hard Godfreys
00:50:00 -Guardian Angel Kyle
00:53:00 -Who knows?
00:58:50 -Custer was the man
01:02:20 -Gods and Generals
01:06:00 -LeMaire had a fat attack
01:14:50 -We're all Mr.Cool sometimes
01:17:00 -See Shane in Utah, Arizona and Minnesota (don't make him kill himself)
01:18:00 -Dosers Delight - Zábava
“I will get SNL” aged perfectly
so weird to see him younger
@@opluxna2120 many of us watched him come up over the years
@@KushAndKeystone me too, patreon for the last 2 years, still weird to see him young
He did indeed get the SNL
@@opluxna2120 bro he still be young
Shane somehow looks 35 and 14 at the same time lmao
He looks like a 13 year olds hulk form
I feel like he knows it to maybe that’s why he can get away with some of the stuff he says lol
It’s called autism
The dOWNS
That's what a young bull looks like
Matt mashing up Boko Haram and Boca Raton into "Boko Raton" at is the best unintentional joke I've heard in a while.
Same bit from iasip
Learning disabilities rule
was gonna comment this but ig it was already done
Can u explain? I've never heard of either one
@@CraftyLemons no but a search engine can!
Best hippie analysis I've ever heard. Absolutely solid. It's a cautionary tale.
Like a microcosm of the path hippies got us started us on in the 60s
So true man. I wanted to believe but Matt's right
Hard fact of life
I've been in close contact with some pretty evil hippies. They're the worst of the worst
3:25
The boys don’t understand how good the “shooters play Dark Souls” line is and it hurts me. 🤣🤣
Give lemaire his credit
I was playing dark souls when I heard that part and I couldn't contain myself 😆
Lordran is the land of ancient school shooters.
@@Art-bk6vv i was on elden ring 😂
I was like, "Don't say Dark Souls... Don't say Dark Souls... DAMNIT"
Matt's stories are so baller. Everytime he pulls out the crystal ball into his shady past it rocks.
He was the dark shaman now he is shaman the white
describing an amount of weed in poundage is insane just on its own.
@@janefkrbttnot really lol
@@ryanm7615 cool it over there El chapo. to a normal person pounds of weed is a lot.
@ryanm7615 for the average person it is. Not everybody moves weight lol
every mssp pod ever: Shane - what time are we at? Matt- about 1 hour. Shane - Lets move over to the patreon
Boiled watermelon brain
@@Henry-kv7zl what does that mean?
“Where we at time-wise”
“Hour ten”
“Let’s slide into the paytch”
@@LVL60Beltran quit the slick lip. You know what I'm sayin now, slim.
history by shane is my FAVORITE THING EVER
That would be a great show to pitch
It’s sick as hell but no one rips like the Shaman
Seriously I want more
Good times.
'Tardcore history is a great name, too
The gaming chairs add a nice fruitiness to the show
I wish they got them in Pink and Purple though
I was once an evil hippie and I eventually drifted and shot heroin every now and again every day for 10 years
Classic evil hippie stuff. I casually use heroin everyday
User name checks out. I, TOO, am an evil hippie, however I just snort so im b e t t e r
@@keeganbarbieri6784 you snort h?
@@keeganbarbieri6784 lmao fr those coke head hippies talking shit on crack heads pisses me off
Name and pic checks out
I'm a Michigan boy and these dawgs got me fired up!
Hell yeah, fellow Michigan dawg.
Love the evil hippy talk, very real phenomenon that is seldom discussed
I know I'm waaaaaay too late on this but the word for "evil hippie" is Wook
some wooks aren't evil tho, just got porridge brain. an evil hippie is more intentional with their wicked ways
the oones who act over enlightened and scheme on the other wooks I've labeled 'Alpha Wooks' lol
Wooks are more like dirty hippies. Not necessarily evil. Now can some wooks be evil? Of course, anyone can.
Um no it's "evil hippie"
I've used the showers at Loves they're excellent the water is hot and the facilities are clean
You are forgetting the water pressure!
Still gotta use water shoe's so you don't get the cum on the feet.
Loves rules.
The glory holes are spacious with no sharp edges.
SHOUT OUT DARK SOULS!
Shout out future shooters
Never realized it was my love of college football that was keeping me from going full hollow at school. Thanks for that knowledge, Shane
Shane lived long enough to see himself become the villain. Embrace it. All hail the Dark King Gillis & the Dark Sage Cuskie
The fat attack bit had me choking laughing as a former fat who has witnessed many friends fall victim to fat attacks over the years
The amount of time shane makes eye contact is alarmingly short
Hes on record as being Australian. Cut him some slack.
take a shot when either shane or matt break eye contact
He just looks australian
Narr.
That's the down syndrome dawg in him.
Shane realizing he's gay for calling Godfrey gay was highlarious.
GODFREY IS GAY
@@TheDillberto shane is too
I also noticed that
He's pretty gay though, overall.
I'll fall on my gay sword then, cuz Godfrey is gay
shanes evil hippie voice is dangerously close to his nate diaz impression
I bn onto this cast for a couple yrs now HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THIS ONE?! Definitely one of the classics. Had me rollin! Maaan Bless tha dawgs
These pods will go down in history as getting me thru 2020 ❤😂 as a west PA native I love me some DAWGZ , I'm glad shane finally getting his due !
Shanes hair always reminds me of a the special olympics
"Hostess is the hottest waitress."
I miss this set up as much as the chill livingroom hang is reminiscent of my past to watch when they have guests is painful lol
“They should have a pressure gauge on your prostate” 😂
Literally read this comment as he said this, really tripped me out.
Has anyone else noticed Matt pulling a “North Korea” and making himself sit higher than Shane 😂😂😂
I had a good laugh picturing his legs swinging under the table lol
“Bad paperwork bro” is getting added to the bag asap
Shoulda been DeRosa rather than Jay and it should have been '3 MORE TABS 3 MORE TABS !'
If they irreversibly broke Derosa's brain with acid nobody would have a problem with it.
Love how the Covid talk is both of them paraphrasing headlines they saw (but don’t know what it means) and then saying “I don’t get it”, but not letting that stop them from forming big opinions about it.
Shut up gaye
Back on these first studio casts after a year. That truckers pulling over bit ROCKED me
Getting it to luis wouldve been the most hilarious turn of events.
Luis or ari would've been the least gay about it
Shane should have fallen on the sword and chugged the entire beer & acid, saving Big Jay and defeating evil Luigi J Gomez
This looks way better than JRE's new set design
there was literally a shooting at a madden tournament on stream lol
Yeah the nerd was going after the jocks
Shane telling Ari he’s gonna get dosed is by far his most egregious sin
Don’t feel bad about the Godfrey burn. That dude is such a phony
Hey brotha man, it's you from redbar
I'm A Vile One damn dude I’m not from redbar. I’ve never even been to chicago
20:40 😂😂 matt confusing 'boko haram' with 'Boca Raton'
Negoprison’s no joke
#autismawareness please support @DG
They're always what im worried about if i went to prison
@@MrAs2114eva neg with an e dude
the only way to escape the 9 circles of hell is to walk into the center and crawl down Satan's leg. Like andy dufresne and the river of shit
Fully read as negroprison and thought "isnt that a little redundant?"
Fell in with those Big City Slams and lost sight of the Lawd
Big city slams boys
@@scottshoe842 wheel snipe celly, boys! Ferda
Too. Much. Funnn.
Its pretty crazy to watch these in 2023 knowing how this actually all played out.
Yeah really makes me realize that while Shane is absolutely hilarious, most of the time he has no clue what he’s talking about 😂
you did get snl boy🐈⬛⭐️
Shane's hardcore history rulz
Electric Kool-Aid DAWGZ
Dosing people is an insanely horrible thing to do.
For so many reasons. I figured they were all kinda game for those kinda hijinks, but nope dude never even tried it. So yes Shane your intuition was right, lol
being from philly/sj listening to you guys is like kicking it with my boys
40:06 😂 “you’re never gonna get snl”
Shane would like Dark Souls. chill chill chill
@Alex Jackson For shane yea
shane flew too close to the sun(Ari) and got burned
Damn, it's so cool how Matt's the hero of every story he tells. He's the Chris Kyle of podcasting .
He follows the path of the righteous man.
He’s a SheepDAWG
Dudes out here taking shots at the Shaman
@This Is Not Your Friend Incorporated Incorporated I said how Matt is "so cool". That's a positive comment, brother.
@aeskeets my bad brother, in my marijuana induced state I took it as sarcasm. Peace be with you my friend.
One of the best podcasts in the last year.
this is just two hilarious fuckers in literal gaming chairs talking for an hour and a half. how does this work so well?
Mister Cool 😎!!!
Mister cool=coke energy
i was a trucker for 5 years. it's about $12 for private bathroom/shower. it's pretty sweet. i'd always spray it down with some lysol first
How do they have better cameras than LOS?
Shane doesnt remember Matt telling the cake story in the old testament😂
*Matt’s wife is ‘Real Ass Dude of the Week’!* #Gumption
The Young Bull looks like he could do a live action commercial for Little Bits from Rick & Morty.
The news is good at deception, even the dawgs fell for their bs on Rittenhouse and blake
Shane , I am in minnesota, there are some DAWGz out here. Looking forward to it.
Just an overall fantastic ep. Hitting so many great points
my thoughts exactly!
Look at us now! 'You're never gonna get SNL'
Its crazy that Snopes said s man who raped a 9 year old boy isn't a pedophile.
An ar 15 is not an assault rifle
What does A R stand for then
"Youre never gonna get SNL" 40:05
I crashed my honda civic due to the sybian on stern
Lmao!!
L E G E N D
35:00 I like how Shane spent 10 minutes talking about Kyle, crapping on him, then deciding "actually I agree, I feel the same way"
Lol. This is America.
I knew Lameezy was gonna say Dark Souls 🤣
Truckers are so slow because they don’t stop to yank it Shane and Matt LOL.
This episode is one of the best ever. 👌
I have become a huge fan of Matt, since I started watching the show.
He's the best. Consistently dropping them 432hz consciousness bombs
Someone get shane his own history show it would be #1
Matt any comments on shanes victory even when you backed luis j gomez
HAIL PAIMON
PRAISE HIM 🙏
Where did the Paimon thing come from? What does it mean? I missed that episode
Bean pies & Cinnamon Cakes are a combo I never thought I’d see grouped together 💀
shane was missing some crucial details on the Rittenhouse thing but i csnt really blame him since hes not from wisconsin
I'm from Australia and I knew the details. Comedians especially good ones usually do their homework. But hey can't be perfect all the time I'm sure he was trying to be careful after all the weirdos tried to cancel him. Or not 😂
It’s all gay… and I’m dumb, so it’s hard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ever count the amount of times Matt says "like" in a single ep? Lol
Better have a shower when I’m out here on the road for 5 months straight.
I'm far more offended by Shane trashing on Dark Souls than any racist comment anyone has ever made
Lmao he’s a madden and fifa guy that drinks a case a beer in a sitting… doesn’t sound like a dark souls guy to me
This ep is a all timer.
Its the 21 ft or 7 yrd rule. It takes less than 2 seconds to close that gap.
They must shop at Sam’s club. Ive been when they are out of the normal deer park water and I had to get the flip top bottles like I’m on the move.
I wish I could play this while driving around in GTA
i’m sitting here 3 years later listening to turn my bad day around, and i’m playing dark souls while i listen 💀
LOS is doing the best podcast content of 2020. this presidential election was better than pro wrestling 🙌
When Shane is cooking on some History for the DAWGS woooooo
Haha I was at that rooftop comedy roast. The dudes running it were saying they told Lemaire not to come knew he'd have a squad. Was standing next to him all night. Drank a ton of that pitcher mixed drink of titos lol
I used to live in Bloomington, MN. Good times. This was way before i learned about the dawgz though.
Shane saw the doss on Jay, and JFK'd him to save skanks. Hail Paimon
Hail him
HAIL PAIMON
What is doss?
I'm getting old.
@@squidincsquid he meant dose
@@squidincsquid and we all are.
I find it really helpful in life when I'm being a " bitch " in a given situation to have Shane's voice pop into my head and say stop being so gay in that voice.,definitely lightens the load. 😂
More evil hippies at Phish concerts than anywhere else. String Cheese hippies are cool in my experience. Phish is where the EHs are at.
Kurt was Big Jay's first friend in comedy back in Philly, he wasn't ever gonna be happy to hear Jay got dosed
Also notoriously has beef with Louis who was the grandmaster of this dose.
John Doe what’s the beef over who’s the #1 mexican in Jay’s life
@@MrJol420 No him and lois are good now they have been on tour together the past couple of years
@@dwil2731 saw louis and kurt in tampa last month. It was dope
How many ways can y’all spell Luis and still get it wrong?
Shane’s plan for spiking a drink at a restaurant was suspiciously well planned and quickly thought of 🧐😂
Thoroughly surprised the bois didn't know about showers at truck stops. Next best, corporate level gym showers, Anytime Fitness, etc, next is fan/local performer/ stranger's home that offered to party and house you for the night. Next is sun shower bags on the side walk in your bathing suit or boxers outside your tour van.
Hell yeah, you talkin about TOUR LIFE right there haha flip flops, sunglasses from merch from the beginning of the run, everyone wearing everyones bands shirts haha and never forget the locals rolling through with bbq and stuff, or pizzas and beer and weed. Loved those times.
Recommended this before the dawgz on LoS tonight, full Shrek 1.
Ari thought it was funny because he's the same weirdo who drugged Bert with molly
Shane is great. He makes sense.
I agree with what you are saying. But, this one episode he was wrong and I mean really wrong. I am not going anywhere just wanted to share that info. Iran did retaliate in an extremely novel and unprecedented attack (which is ironic as the general we killed was Iran's best general and very experienced military strategist (allegedly)! 1000 Troops were present, along with over 50 drones. Thankfully most of the troops were in vehicles out in the desert just watching and recording. Some needed to stay and maintain the base still, all aircraft/drones, and all vehicles were either flying missions or circling the base only so that they were not destroyed in the attack. The troops were there as an Iranian ballistic missile attack rained down on Al Asad Airbase in Iraq. The crazy thing is there was no plan for this attack there is NO defense from this attack no one had used these weapons in this fashion and like this being so close to where they launched from. They fucking shot ICBMs these were no cool dudes! They were using 1000-2000lbs bombs that is them not fucking around. Read up on it is insane what these troops went through it is called "Operation Martyr Soleimani". There were 1000 troops a few clicks away and they said their chests were compressing from shockwaves. Soldiers that stayed at the base said they were being lifted up and thrown around. I am pretty sure over 100 soldiers received medical treatment for traumatic brain injuries and received purple Hearts
Truck life >>>>> Salt life
30:49 “crafty” easy on the adjectives doctor Nick Cannon
Funny pod. Hope these guys find some success