MSSP 306- Spuddoula
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- čas přidán 20. 07. 2020
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00:00:45 -CHEL wars
00:01:45 -Sorry LeMaire
00:03:15 -Shane the Sneaky Snacker
00:06:50 -Gruten Free Deepdish
00:10:10 -Spud the Dia-Doula
00:16:30 -GHB to RIP
00:19:00 -Emergency Teenis upon a field of Diarrhea
00:20:40 -Teenis Piss
00:23:30 -Kanye 2020
00:26:10 -The Blakc Battle of Little Round To
00:28:40 -Biden losing the black vote
00:30:25 -Getty and the Grove
00:33:40 -Forgetting the race war
00:35:30 -Uyghurs being snatched
00:38:30 -The Washington Deepstates
00:39:55 -Gettysburg Facts
00:42:40 -Zuck is not human
00:48:20 -SLUTS! Shut it down!
00:50:20 -You stink like a woman
00:52:20 The woes of UFC betting - Zábava
You come to MSSP for Shane Gillis, but you stay for Matt McCusker
Cap
Facts
Nah
I definitely stay for shane gillis. Matt is just an added bonus
That’s what my buddy always says
"If every meal you eat is delicious you're going to die" --Matt may be prophetic
IS*
I like how Matt will bring up good points or interesting facts/philosophical exercise and Shane will just be like "Dude that's Gay". This is the best podcast.
Shane calling his sister “Slammin’ Sarah Sosa” kills me every time
slammin Sarah Sosa vs fart McGuire who wins?
It fucking breaks me, so damn funny. I'd love to see some Gillis family video footage. How hilarious to be in this house.
How Good Is Our Pod
Amen brother!
Hail pamon
@@Scoobert98 gfy #legalizecrucifixion
How good was shanes bod before he quit footballs
Pod is Great
The redskins should have kept the name, but change the mascot to a small red potato.
This is genius level autistic marketing SIR
3:33 😂😂 “Sir your choco levels are off the charts” “I only had a couple bowls”
That's not at all accurate to the line lol
WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHAWCUHLUT!!! CHAWWWWCKLIT! CHOCOLATE! WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA!!! WAKOCOLATE HEHEHEHEHE
LOVE the history talk boys. It's the main reason I signed up for the paytch. Tardcore history rules.
We need a 4th episode so bad
tardcore ☠
We got the Louie Presidents series now babyyyy
@@thedogs3467 the God has most certainly blessed the DAWGZ.
Shane explaining a book he just read while Matt gets random details wrong is funny as hell. Matt thinking Pearl Harbor was done by two biplanes crashing into ships for example.
".. then some dude shows up in a colour you've never experienced", comedy gold.
This quote kills me everytime I open comments on this podcast. First time I saw it, Matt had just said it LOL
Just two pirates livn' the salt life, on the SS Rogies.
Boats and Ho's!
Man I generally don't laugh out loud at stuff, especially alone but that teenis dump story flattened me.
I hate that I know exactly what he was talking about. Teenis life is tough, man
@@jarnold1789I thought teenis was just a bit!
Shane bets on ufc strictly based on race is the funniest thing I have ever heard
the ol norm strategy
@@kevingallagher406 reminds me of that tragedy
@@kevingallagher406I usually bet on the bigger blacker guy
@@hammurds That's a safe bet doggie
@@HitRockBoglimdawgie * c’mon bro, show some class, dawg
The Elder Prophets of Dawgsylvania have bestowed more holy transcripts to the common Dawg. Here here
HERE HERE!
Derp?
@@vigodatopia2229 Derka derka Muhammad Jihad, Haka shirpa shirpa buckala?
Hear, hear!
Awesome comment for a guy who can't throw a fish back into a lake
“It’s kinda racist that they only do smalls for gluten frees” had me 😂🤣
Definitely one of the most rewatchable podcasts.
“he’d be a good midwife for a dump” had me crying
Shane u need to run for president of skankkonia
He should be big jays Vice President
Its the United Skanks of America... but I agree
Dave/Gillis 2020
@@thicc_reap7569 that may be the only ticket that could beat Shaffir
Can someone please remind me of what episode they talked about Matt's family killing kids in the Schuykill river. Classic MSSP moment
McCusker Family Curse
Shane has mentioned touring Gettysburg battlefield so many times he should be the tour guide by now
That would fucking rule.
I’d pay more money then a regular show for that all day
I legit hit a Teenis right before watching this I almost passed away from giggles during the Teenis fest you guys had
My mans had the giggs
Lamaire laughing at you discussing teenus issues is hilarious. You recognizing his laughter as agreement is next level irony. Top cast boys.
Teenis Support Group starts at 24:10
That's some of the funniest stuff I've heard from these guys
Thank u brother ☠️☠️☠️ the slammin Sarah Sosa part buried me in the dirt; couldn’t breathe
I find myself saying "eww" , all the time now. Thanks shane .
must be a philly area thing. i remember bam margera saying it all the time
Instead of someone saying sick move, people in Philly would just say eww in the 90s.
"Is this guy tryna fuck me?"
Starts at 4:45, big dawgs
_My_ man
thanks babe
You the real MVD.
Most valuable dawg.
king
Dawgs, found this pod 2 months ago and today I became a paytch. Best dawg gone decision I may have ever made. Blessed be the dawgs 🙏🏻
Praise be. Welcome, dawg
as a fellow Central PA boy, it's insane to hear someone on a cool ass podcast talking about Maple Grove
Matthew is the epitome or bro & dawg love combined. He is the reincarnation of my little brother who was also my dawg
Good to know Matt's Teenis is just like mine. 👍 shit happens once every few months atleast
I will never need therapy as long as Matt and Shane discuss Teenis, here here dawgs
This Shane guy is hilarious, and Matt's presence of mind is rare and hilarious
Matt is really looking like his late great father. Patrick Duffy. In this episode
Shane needs to get in the octagon
Mat saying "hey man, be more careful in the future", equating a homicide of passion to hitting someone in your car when youre drunk is top tier
I come back to this ep for my worst teenis morning dumps. Dudes Im strugglin
Me too, dawg. My teenis is terrified of my bussy
@@JimmyJamesJimbo Im taking a morning shit right now dude what the fuck
My favorite part is reading the comments right as I start so I have no context for the funnies coming up
Every tenus’s class photo 😂
Just two red blooded bulls lockin horns
“U gotta dump a bunch of chemicals in it to neutralize the dump”
Most underrated comment is Matt saying “if you say shit for more than 5 seconds they come grab you”
Instantly pictured a *lad* saying awww shheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
I read this right as he said that lol
Everyone that listens to the podcast have heard enough MCusker war stories to know one of them defintley shit in that pool.
It just auto played this episode for me immediately after the first episode in the mansion in austin. Man have the times have changed. How great is our god? St. Rogies pulled through for the bulls.
The naming system you guys got on Patreon and here on CZcams is flawless. It always brightens up my day when an episode I already watched on CZcams is posted on Patreon with the same title and I click on it for shits and giggles and it’s a completely different episode I have seen yet.
Why'd you give up on your YT page? You've got over 1,000 subs. I'm just curious as I'm just getting started building a gaming YT channel (and twitch). ✌
@@squidincsquid haha, those subscribers are mostly from 10 years ago. I stopped playing games as much and lost the passion for making videos. If you want to build a successful youtube channel today you have to be extremely entertaining or really good at the game.
Man this episode was so good
Two years later and the Kanye shit just gets wilder lol
Another hilarious pod. Praise be to the DAWGZZ
Diarreah doula made me hit pause to laugh it all out
Why can’t I find this ep on their page? This is the first time listening/watching this for me. I’m pleasantly surprised
Matt dropping little Calvin & Hobbes references makes so happy
“…And prove I can be damaged by the sun”
Three yrs and still no one has made the pee shield toilet seat? We can all see it in our heads. Do i have to do it myself?
I don't know how I never heard of this podcast but Shane is always great
Bro its secret, shh 🤫
1:37 🤣🤣🤣 what a start.. This might be the goat episode,
The tenis diarrea story had me crying 🤣🤣🤣
Great episode
Just wanna give a shout-out to my black dawgs, I love you bros. More than McCusker loves his wife lol and I mean that shit 😂❤
I do air conditioning. And we’re told to not ask to use the restroom. Very true
Golden ep. No flaws
As a former certified pool operator, if you poop in a pool it’s ok as long as it s a log if it’s rea you have to clear the pool and super shock because you can give s someone legionaries disease and kill them. My credentials expired so legally I’m tarded and my advise is void and null
Damn, the pod is so much better when they aren't talking current events or politics..
Yuuuup! I don't come here for current events, I want to escape them!
You sound gay
the bros at gettysburg reminds me of that mexican dude’s bit about chulos in nature
27:00 did you pick up on the chatter? LOLOLOLOLOL
"How's it going to piss out of the toilet?"
Coming back to this is something
Was hit in a hit and run while listening to this. Praise be the shamans powers that kept me safe
That Zuckerberg screenshot took quite the journey.
I piss puddled at the library handicap stall and just left it. Was wearing basketball shorts and they were soaked so i had to leave immediately.
Damn. 3 years. Look how far these DAWGS ARE NOAW!
Teenis piss between the lid and the toilet has never happened to me, not bragging but ever since I first heard that I have taken precautions.
I legit thought that only happened with females, i died when they said their dix were so small it happened to them cuz I immediately pictured teenis the size of a large clïtor.
Where the hood at boys
Hell yeah dude
Stav go home
Dude American commercials must be crazy! 😂
You guys should get that guy, Marcus Arilius on the pod for all the stoic dawgz
My dad walked in on my mom sleeping with another guy in their bed when I was like 5. Me and my brother were at the neighbors house being babysat while mom had her "Alone" time, next thing I hear are gunshots. Dad shot that guy 7 times in the chest in the middle of the street after dragging him out of the house. The penalty varies from state to state, but in Gulfport, Mississippi where this happened he was charged with whats called "Depraved heart murder", similar to Manslaughter but acknowledging that you were basically driven temporarily insane & nowhere near what you would consider to be a stable frame of mind. He served 8 years.
Wow. This wild to experience, let alone as small child.
Flags lookin tight dawgz
Gravity at work
Nope, billy ironed it
I'm glad the Dawlgs talked about mid-seat-mess teenis. Thought I was the only one.
Imma use Yabba Dabba Doo as my go to gloat
Yellin yaba daba doo and stealing your sisters cereal rules
Matt- “Talking to the phone on Spud”
We need a wap remix with trench warfare footage
One of the funniest guys I ever met was a black nascar official at my local short track, Bowman Grey, first official nascar track. Dude told the funniest most racist black jokes 😂
Plain, Life cereal is ELITE
im no comedian but that game of thrones joke about civil war to WW2 is a really good premise
Are you guys doggin radio dawgz?? I would have never found you boys with out his uploads. I can’t afford all your content but man do I appreciate being able to see a lot of it. You guys work hard so I understand, get your compensation but see if there is anything you guys can work out.
Fuck these satanist bundlenof sticks, warmode was good. This is trash. This fat aspergers dan Harmon looking slack jawed a sexual antifa lover.
Warmode was too woke for them.
@@nolanduarte luis j gomez?
it’s a dollar a month how can you not afford
I cant breath 😂😂😂😂😂
Dissapointed Shane said
“And submarines”
He should know about the Hunley.
Zuck legit looks like Data from Star Trek
I'm exclusively delicious meals hahaha
i got 8th overall in nhl 16 was such a nerd on that game went 86-8 quit cuzz of the 8th loss lol
So no more Radio Dawgz channel allowed, eh? What's the haps on that my dudes?
Btw I would never have found the pod without the pirate channels... wouldn't have told my buds about it. Wouldn't be listening today.
Just something to consider...
#warmode brought me here.
Rattle Snake how/where do i find warmode
"yobba dobba doo"
Giordano's in Chicago is fucking amazing. Growing up in south jersey I never had real deep dish pizza but god damn that shit is delicious. Its pizza you eat with a knife and fork
Thank you guys for speaking out on the between-peepee
😂that george floyd bit😂
Im fuckin howling! You guys are fucking hilarious!
I had to check the date damn Kanye was wildin out 2 years ago too
I'm dying
What’s wrong with the head rest on Matt’s chair
It's a pillow for that noice lower lumbar support but his posture is way too alpha to even need it.
It’s where the straw is kept. The one he blows in to move.
Hail spud
No justice. No Peace. No racist. Police. No tenis. No rhea.
They should make a ring all around the toilet bowl to protect against projectile diarrhea