Goat Simulator but I'm a dolphin in a wheelchair
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- čas přidán 23. 01. 2019
- Goat Simulator isn't just about goats, it's also about dolphins in wheelchairs
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
A firefighter !
A doctor!
A rocket scientist!
Kevin: a disabled dolphin
Disabled dolphin? More like...
Bore Ragnarok!
naw screw that fam imma be a BAG
@@MonstertruckBadass Dude, what's the problem?
@@bluelightwhitecolor3281 no u commit not alive
@@juandiegochapa2029 commit alive?
ok I can do that
Most CZcamsrs end the video at a point of interest or milestone, Kevin ends it when he manages to get every character stuck
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I don’t know why but the cop running off with the wheelchair made me laugh way too hard.
Me too
Same
*penguins of Madagascar wants to know your location*
Robo_Orange no robo_orange dose
Robo_Orange Want*
@@theemperor-wh40k18 not if you meant the corporation lol
Robo_Orange Aaah lol, thank you.
Ireland
"I probably shouldn't have licked that cement mixer"
-Kevin 2019
That title is definitely something else, even for a Kevin video
I know, right! It doesn't involve bad decisions or murderous intent, like they usually do!
Accurate
Did he change thr title? What was the original
@@pogpogpurinn This is the original title I believe. He didn't change it :)
Awkward Hannah The Gamer Can you Upload that too?
"Oh no, I shouldn't have licked that cement mixer"
-Kevin O'Reilly 2019
When things need to get weird, we crank things up to "a Kevin."
Yes, I'm very proud of this pun.
Don't be
No don't listen to them it's beautiful
69 likes
I don’t know if I hate you or love you
I dont get it tho... >~
Goat Simulator but Kevin breaks the game within the first minute of the video.
He didn't actually mean the exact 1st minute he just ment near the start of the video so r/whooooosh
Carol Langley r/wooooosh
Goat sim is intentionally broken
@@carollangley2970 He broke the game at 1:01,and it was just a second after the one minute mark.
@@carollangley2970 u gotta lurk some moar, carol
_If you can be a dolphin in a wheelchair I don’t understand why that man can’t be a drill_
Can I just say I love your pfp
I want to like your comment
But its already at 666
O MAH RA9 connor in the profile picccc 😍❤
Didnt know connor was non binary but the more you know
Something about a phsyically disabled dolphin, accidentally feeding a woman, and running her over calling her a
'Greedy greedy girl'
Is hilarious.
Now that’s representation and diversity. A disabled dolphin 10/10. Also is this the past? I feel like it might be.
@@ScourgeTheGreat so are you now, from my perspective. **X-files theme plays**
@@brodygray744 and you aswell now
This thread is from 4 pasts for me. Crazy
Did you ever expect THAT to be a title of one of your videos when you started making videos?
Yangy That’s what I would expect
Honestly? He is probably surprised it is still that tame.
Yes, yes he did
XKillO8X “The time for talking is over! It’s time to push buttons!” - Kevin when he starts editing,
XKillO8X “I know exactly what to do” Kevin says as he deletes the video files
I knew this is how the world would end, not with a bang but with a dolphin in a wheel chair being controlled by Kevin
you been playing some cards against humanity?
Max It needs a Kevin-Pack
This is so sad. That dolphin clearly has crippling depression and we're all laughing at him...
I love how it's been over a year and nobody denies this 😂
@@lemmesleep1858 2 years
@@chiefkeefgaming2005 almsot 3
4:46 "Congratulations! You are now a college student" - That is awfully accurate and hits way too close to home
*cop assaults a disabled dolphin and steals its wheelchair*
POLICE BUTALITY, ANIMAL ABUSE, ABLEISM, ASSAULT, SEXISM, RAPE!!! Somebody call CNN!
@@r.o.b.bot0012 Sounds about right..
Oh don't forget murder at the third degree
who said it wasn't a realistic game
*WHEEZES*
This game really makes you feel like a handicapped dolphin
@pls no Karen I love you Probably by watching and commenting said Video?
And that he does by hitting the keyboard in an organized matter so that the letter he types turn to words your brain can read
@pls no Karen I love you His not like Justin Y.
The new Justin Y I guess
@@shahedali02 I'm definitely not lol. I only comment on CallMeKevin, RTGame and rarely Game Grumps videos. I have a lot of respecc for Justin, but I'm nothing like him and I don't plan on being like him either. Justin is literally everywhere because he comments on every video he watches. But if you see me as the Justin Y of CallMeKevin, you're probably right. I've commented on all of his vids since I found him
I know right
“Does anyone want a burger?”
*violently crashes into counter*
"I hate people who hate the disabled!"
Aw, thank you. It's oddly heartwarming to hear that, especially as someone who has had to fight to get people to take me and my disabilities seriously because of my aforementioned disabilities. Maybe you won't ever read this, but I thought I ought to at least put this out there.
Even if it is coming from a position of someone who's playing a goofy game as a dolphin in a wheelchair.
bless your heart.
hope shiva gautama christ chan makes you not disabled
As a disabled dolphin I agree
I love how we just consider the title to be a normal title. I mean, it's Kevin after all so no big surprise.
Leon Vanderlinden he’s conditioned us well
Wait ... You mean it's not normal? Pah ridiculous!
About 1/4497 people in the world are subscribed to Kevin’s channel
And we won’t stop there
Kevin will soon control the hearts and minds of the entire population
Benjamin Toyryla ahem *jim pickens*
Pinefrost Productions Oh yes forgive me Dear Leader I have sinned
Unsub T-Series and sub Call me Kevin?
We could just murder the rest of them.
And I really don't if that is a good or bad thing.
3:43 who also hoped that the inside of the vault was just a drill on a table?
Just started to watch the vid and I find myself thinking "If there is a way to kill or murder in this game, Kevin will find it."
3:54 I was right! HAHAHA
Yess! *Violence pleases me*
Or buy a lottery ticket
Professor X is basically a dolphin riding a wheel chair, change my mind.
There's no since that statement is true.
That dolphin got higher than a Dutch astronaut.
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah
Oh no no
Get out, really maximus is an idiot.
Oh no no Oh no no no no no no Oh no no no
I love how Kevin found the Rocket League Easter egg in the first two minutes
"Which one is the any key"
This is how we know we're in for a wild ride
Bore ragnarok
Day of the year: 24
Consecutive BR counter: 26
Days with 2 videos: 1
Reuploads: 1
Deleted/missing videos: 1 (also count but you can't really find them anymore)
Thank you for your service
You are the hero we need, not the hero we deserve
Youre a hero
I thought you'd quit, but God damn
Wich one is this deleted/missing video?
Has anyone ever seen Kevin and Johnny Cash in the same room?
No. You're onto something.
Pretty sure he's John Denver
Both Denver and Cash or dead. Thanks for bringing up feelings.
Goat simulator but I would give away my life to give Kevin his legs back
Oh yeah yeah
Merijn van der Meij oh neah neah
I’m going to start a go fund me even thou its been 3 years he deserves it 🥹🥹🤣😆🤣
"All i wanted to be is a disabled dolphin"
Kevin 2019.
exactly how the game was supposed to be played
CZcams is such a professional platform
'reads title'
*lemme just take that back*
TheAnxoiusHero 21 but...but....
I thought this was footage of a professional goat simulation for nasa?!
"It's a bad idea to make your dolphin's wheelchair this high."
-Kevin, January 2019
“Heya what you watching there son?”
“Oh Just Goat simulator but I’m a dolphin in a wheelchair”
Just wanted you to know that I extremaly enjoy your content and your daily videos are saving me from anxiety. I appreciate the effort you're putting into these vids and that you're uploading something every day, it's really cool, keep it up :)
How is this somehow not the weirdest title on the channel?
Because it's Kevin
When you get used to Jim Pickens and his adventures, everything (including titles) becomes very normal
I'm a disabled dolphin but the post 2008 recession climate made the government steal my wheelchair....
You should play animal crossing and be a evil person
You finally got what you wished for
Fortune teller confirmed
Long live the crossing
So long and thanks for the fish!
Anyone who understands this is ok in my book. 😂
I was just thinking that!😂🤣
@@nicolefears286 same
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So sad it had to end like this.
Or, in the original language *does several somersaults through a hoop while whistling star-spangled banner*
This is day three of asking Kevin to play Bratz: Rock Angelz for the PS2.
Don't you have more important things to be doing, like putting down the scottish rebellion?
Dat name tho
Yes!
I’m joining the cause
Message on Twitter
7:33 - "Oh, my God. I'm a little bit top heavy."
I've been feeling kind of crummy for a while, and that gave me my first laugh in about a week. Thanks for that. :) And just for the sake of the dolphin, I happen to have a physical disability which requires the use of a wheelchair, myself. Still made me laugh. :P
I read the title and now I can’t stop laughing. Only the title was enough
Wow this payday 2 video is great
Oh yeah yeah
Oh yeet yeet
The dolphins are going to take over! Don’t let them near the wheel chairs!
Wheel chairs? Ha! You've never faced the Space Marine Mammals!
"Im a feeder"
My, Kevin, you are the last person I expected to make a Gainer joke/reference
"I just hate happiness so much"
Damn, there is no other sentence that represents Kevin so much
I want to see a Kevin simulator. Though that would probably be an 18+.
😂
I just make mistakes all day and play "Country Road"
God, your comment has just made me remember that Rule 34 exists; someone, somewhere on the Internet, has made a porn video about Kevin.
00:47 *Welcome, to Pimp Your Ride!*
'Look at his little flippers go!'
-Call Me Kevin 2019
4:45
Action: Lick Burg
Achievement: Congratulations! You are a now a college student
Makes so much sense.
Day 58 of asking Kevin to sing take me home country roads
11 days remaining til the funny number
Is this what Cr1tikal's community moved onto?
Maybe he is waiting for you to stop so he can be a contrarian.
Carter the farter oh yeah yeah
_that’s completely acceptable_
French Toast
Bore ragnarok
Kevin leaves his animals in a strange situation faster than a dad who finds out his lover is pregnant
5:17 You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward?
That game sure has changed.
I love this game
Obsidian Everything UK it's trash
@@pachaopenendcouch215 Yes. But in a good way
Rebutt no, In a bad way
"Shouldn't have licked that cement mixer" - famous last words
Throughout this video I was thinking "What the hell is this game?" but then I realized that I think that while watching most of Kevin's videos 😂
Goat Simulator?
More like...
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now, wait till you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire, how about yours?
That's the way I like it and I never get bored
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
All that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show, on get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do, so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets?
You'll never know if you don't go (go!)
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey now, you're an all-star, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you're a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
this is cursed
The amount of energy coming off this comment really scares me....
Guess I'll die
FECKER
All star bringing me Shrek memories.
Day 15 of asking Kevin to bring back Baking Bad.
Is it bad I misread that as Baking Dad?
@@Snowstorm... pretty sure that's murder
@@Snowstorm... what kind of recipes do you have for father casseroles
This had me laughing tears of joy out of my eye holes. Every animal was great, but the flamingo in the revolving door and the mile-high wheelchair were my favorites. 🐪 🐬 🐑
YES I WANNA SEE YOU PLAY EVERY LEVEL and get every goat
I swear these videos just make my day
jim lapham oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah?
𝕆𝕙 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕙 𝕪𝕖𝕒𝕙
jim lapham Same
i love how fucking popular this meme is getting
Free Willy: First Blood
Thanks guys
4:30
I can't believe Goat Simulator featured me in the game!
I’ve never seen a more “Kevin” title
Goat Simulator but it's the first time I've seen anything about it since PewDiePie played it
Had flashbacks from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, becouse dolphins. Thanks, need to read that book again.
Thank you for the fish.
Definitely need more of this
more of this please! it fits your brand of comedy really well, and is the hardest i’ve laughed at one of your videos since skyrim’s tommy wiseau mod. ily kevvy 💖
Wheelchairdolphin has to come back and kidnap more peapole to the space in other maps!
"peapole"
Does the dolphin have osteoporosis?
No, he has amnosia
He has crippling depression.
repapeti thanks, almost forgot it
@HamburgersAndBeer Amnosia
He has a clean computer.
Every character had a bad ending.
Goat: Turned into a bag
Dolphin: Trapped on heights
Flamingo: Bouncing to death
Camel: Stuck in a rock
yes i would like to see you mess with a disabled dolphin 10 out of 10 would watch again
Oh god just reading the title has scared me
The music you edited in for the dolphin’s struggles is so perfect
I cannot express how much I absolutely love this video. You should do like 20 more! I LOVE it!
Oh my gosh thank you Kevin this just made my day!😁👍🏼
I have never laughed so hard at a dolphin in a wheelchair....
this is brilliant. i love this. do more please
*PLAY MORE OF THIS KEVIN!*
I haven't played this game since it was released and you could only go around on a tiny farm town with only a handful of activities to do. It's great to see how far the game has come and all the game crossovers and references it has! I'll definitely buy it again!
*howdy, mister*
*_howdy mister_*
*HOWDY MISTER*
Goat simulator but the goat is having some problems being a goat so now it’s a dolphin.
This had me crying with laughter! Please do more!!
Kevin, I have never laughed so hard in my entire life!! I had literal tears streaming down my face. Your reactions are feckin hilarious. This was the video we didn't know that we needed, thank you!
Goat Simulator but I read it as God Simulator
HereToRemain Anonymous so basically ALL of Kevin’s videos lol He pretty much is God at this point
Amykins Nail Art True
George's marvelous medicine the sequel : Disabled Dolphin's Brilliant Burgers
I had so much fun watching this one! Great job!
Great video! Thanks for making my laugh today, needed it!
I would not mind more of this beauty!😏
Kevin your the only CZcamsr I’ve ever followed I’m addicted to your videos and as a 24 year old who misses 2009 youtube and all the old stars you make me feel childish but I won’t stop watching
Ps
Please do more RP videos like gmod or gta as they are hilarious
Let's see more! Love the content Kevin! Keep it up!!!
You're so addicting to watch. I've been tuning in for more than a year and have never given up on you. Keep up the great work bro
Just waiting for the obligatory Justin.Y Comment
I have several questions
Don't we all
The best part of goat simulator is that they’ve added so much content over the years yet they refuse to make it any less glitchy... like, the glitchiness is an intended part of the gameplay, and that’s so beautiful.
Your litteraly the funniest gaming youtuber i know, fecking amazing
Everyone: "RDR2 deserved Game of the Year!"
Me, an intellectual:
"Dis' it"