Not-so-fun fact: “Leg” and “Thigh” injuries were a more obscure way to refer to genital injuries back then. So yeah, Zeus didn’t literally implant a baby Dionysus into his leg, he likely carried and birthed him “naturally”…
Zeus and Poseidon doing what they do best....clapping cheeks and laying seed wherever and wherever they can...either through seduction, deception, or the more disgusting path of *grape.*😕
The Medusa story here is a common misinterpretation. Whereas the affair's incentive may have been to spite Athena, the illicit affair between Poseidon and Medusa happened willingly and she was enamoured by the Sea god, hence, Athena punishes her as well. It wasn't really *grape*, so to say.
That’s actually what likely happened with Dionysus. “Leg” or “Thigh” wounds were a more obscure way to refer to genital injury back then. So Zeus didn’t literally birth him from his leg, he did “naturally”, so to speak… Edit: grammar
@@savagedarksider2147 either because because Hera was r*ped by her unfaithful husband and Demeter was r*ped by Poseidon and her daughter was abducted by Hades (before you say they fell in love, I’m referring to the original myth not the Homeric) they suffered enough
@@kaykay8855 I'm fully aware of the original myth, where Hades Persephone. I'm only saying between Hera and Demeter; you would have A better shot at sleeping with her.
Had a feeling that freaky Queen from Crete and her....arranged encounter, and activity and end results in making the minotaur would be on this list. 😮😬🤐🐮🍆🍑
Can you do something different? Anything from the Mahabharata, the Upanishads or Vedas? How about some Islamic Cosmology or go in depth with every story from Burton’s The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night? Or even African mythology. Hasn’t enough been said about these “popular” and primarily white, deities?
This was never the way Pasiphaë planned Not her intention Minos got so brave, Crete bull not sacrified Lost her discretion It's not what she's used to Just wants to try bull sclong She's curious for Crete bulls Cursed by Poseidon Pasiphaë f#¢ked a Crete bull and she liked it Daedalus made her outfit Pasiphaë f#¢ked a Crete bull just to try it She hopes King Minos don't mind it It felt so long, it was really tight She hope she don't get pregnant tonight Pasiphaë f#¢ked a Crete bull and she liked it She liked it
If Atena was from Zues head it wasn't this god always seaching for womans. Since his head didn't had Atena who represent the Inteligence, knowledge and wiseness now it was able to think only with other much more dumb one what is not for thinking.
Zeus Wasn't God Zeus was Just a Man and The Son of God Jesus Christ Wasn't God either But if Jesus ever Did exhaust He Was a Prophet Warning ⚠ Man Kinds Greatest Sin of Weakness of Lust in WOMEN. Just Saying - Later People
Zues: "Hey I have a headache can you just split my head open with an axe?"
Thanks for the video, Greek mythology never ceases to amaze me
Ha. Zeus favorite daughter and Son are NOT from Hera. 😂
Who’s the son?
@@MareoYapp Hercules (...)
Yepp From metis his first wife
Hera wasnt the best wife he was 7
@@kriegermaria9923 True. 😂
Greek mythology is fascinating yet strange.
When you’re the goddess of marriage but keep getting cheated on…….
Failure
Maybe she’s the goddess of other peoples marriages
But who’d take marriage advice for a goddess who can’t figure out her own marriage?
😂 Never thought I'd heard the words "Zeus" and "Golden Rain" in the same sentence.
Wait does that mean Aphrodite is older than Zeus Hades Poseidon and the other Olympians ?
Yes. She’s their aunt I believe
About the Medusa part, there were in more than one to two different designs, styles and arts designed by different persons.
I draw medusa dating a blind guy and they live happily
@Marsha Wikanta
Aww that’s so adorable🥰
Thank you for these nice videos.😊
2:33 my pickle standing up. 😂
Control control 🤣
Good video as always thanks
👏👏 Love it. I totally love it a Stories of Greek Mythology in history. Now that was amazing!
Bizarre origin stories aka “Zeus getting freaky”
Lol
Greek mythology is like
"Never let them know your next move"😂
Not-so-fun fact: “Leg” and “Thigh” injuries were a more obscure way to refer to genital injuries back then. So yeah, Zeus didn’t literally implant a baby Dionysus into his leg, he likely carried and birthed him “naturally”…
Oh my God
So Hephaestus didn't actually 'pour his seed' on Athena's 'thigh' 😅
Mommy and daddy were do babies come from?
hahahaha imagine a child learning reproduction from this video xD
Athena❤❤❤
Yea! My beloved Goddgess❤❤❤
The best! ❤
Awesome and cool! ^_^
Who ever came up with these stories must have been high as a kite
Zeus and Poseidon doing what they do best....clapping cheeks and laying seed wherever and wherever they can...either through seduction, deception, or the more disgusting path of *grape.*😕
The Medusa story here is a common misinterpretation. Whereas the affair's incentive may have been to spite Athena, the illicit affair between Poseidon and Medusa happened willingly and she was enamoured by the Sea god, hence, Athena punishes her as well. It wasn't really *grape*, so to say.
Talking about Greek mythology weirdness:
Me:(Editing John Sina video with this line)I'm not surprised.
5:27
Edit:Also ew.
You know you know too much about mythology when you already know all of this
Thank you Percy Jackson
@@MrDiplomat180 you learned mythology from Percy Jackson-?! I've never even red the book lol
I still wanna see the story of Orion, please?
5:29 fruit of GOLDEN SHOWER... You don't say...😨
Medusa did not deserve to die for being a monster
Hades should have been the king of God's tbh...he seems better then other Greek gods tbh.
I grew up reading Greco-Roman mythology and it's worth reading, the stories varies a lot depending on who's telling it.
zeus's golden shower
Lita delivered two big swan eggs? That must've hurt!
Athena totally gave Zeus head and she came from that head😅
Better to change video title to Zeus the play boy or zeus father of all
I love Aphrodite origin 💯this may sound weird but I wish I was born kinda like that 😅💯
What🤨???
Hahaha 😂
cooool
Oh yes the many odd births of gods and monsters ein the Greek worldindeed
I won't be surprise if Zeus become pregnant
That’s actually what likely happened with Dionysus. “Leg” or “Thigh” wounds were a more obscure way to refer to genital injury back then. So Zeus didn’t literally birth him from his leg, he did “naturally”, so to speak…
Edit: grammar
1 view, 2 likes. WHAT!!😂
Chrysor will avenge his mother soon, against perseus.
You know how that sounded when you said he was born from a golden shower haha
Ixion would have more luck if he went after Aphrodite or Demeter.
Are you sure? Demeter cursed a guy to eternal starvation to the point that he ate himself for cutting down her sacred grove.
@@kaykay8855 Let me ask you this(...) If you had Hera and Demeter in front of you- which one do you think you would have A better shot at getting ?
@@savagedarksider2147 either because because Hera was r*ped by her unfaithful husband and Demeter was r*ped by Poseidon and her daughter was abducted by Hades (before you say they fell in love, I’m referring to the original myth not the Homeric) they suffered enough
@@kaykay8855 I'm fully aware of the original myth, where Hades Persephone. I'm only saying between Hera and Demeter; you would have A better shot at sleeping with her.
@@savagedarksider2147 still either
Wait a minute so zuse sister is his wife
Had a feeling that freaky Queen from Crete and her....arranged encounter, and activity and end results in making the minotaur would be on this list. 😮😬🤐🐮🍆🍑
Please are they true or just a story?
They golden rain hmm
Zeus explain yourself
Did anyone else get into Greek Mythology from Percy Jackson?
I got into it recently after reading Circe by Madeline Miller. Great book! Currently reading Ariadne by Jennifer Saint.
Dionysus!❤❤
Can you do something different?
Anything from the Mahabharata, the Upanishads or Vedas?
How about some Islamic Cosmology or go in depth with every story from Burton’s The Book of the Thousand Nights and a Night?
Or even African mythology.
Hasn’t enough been said about these “popular” and primarily white, deities?
The Pantheon family Tree must read more like a score board!
Zeus:🧮🧮🧮🧮🧮🧮🧮🧮🧮🧮🧮
Everyone else: 🧮
This was never the way Pasiphaë planned
Not her intention
Minos got so brave, Crete bull not sacrified
Lost her discretion
It's not what she's used to
Just wants to try bull sclong
She's curious for Crete bulls
Cursed by Poseidon
Pasiphaë f#¢ked a Crete bull and she liked it
Daedalus made her outfit
Pasiphaë f#¢ked a Crete bull just to try it
She hopes King Minos don't mind it
It felt so long, it was really tight
She hope she don't get pregnant tonight
Pasiphaë f#¢ked a Crete bull and she liked it
She liked it
Why
So, a cloud and guy, had children half human, half horse? Okay...why not...😅
Uuuuhhh…does anyone wanna tell these people that “thigh” was the word for…something else?
😂😂
These gods enjoy taking their revenge.
5:56 apparently, hugging animals can get you pregnant. yikes.
Actually the full story goes into slightly more detail, and were doing more than just hugging. Zeus made sure of that. 😬
We keep it classes here at "See U in History" Thank you.
If Atena was from Zues head it wasn't this god always seaching for womans. Since his head didn't had Atena who represent the Inteligence, knowledge and wiseness now it was able to think only with other much more dumb one what is not for thinking.
Zeus love athena cuz she beautiful and female.
And bible is alabama
Thanks I hate it
You hate the stories as in there full of disturbed situations, is that what you're saying?
Greek deities best represented the 7 deadly sins and are older than Christianity
Fact isn't that dethronable son look like kratos.😂😂😂
Zeus Wasn't God Zeus was Just a Man and The Son of God Jesus Christ Wasn't God either But if Jesus ever Did exhaust He Was a Prophet Warning ⚠ Man Kinds Greatest Sin of Weakness of Lust in WOMEN. Just Saying - Later People