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Honest Trailers | Jurassic World: Dominion
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
#HonestTrailers - Krátké a kreslené filmy
I love how they set up a genuinely interesting premise of can we coexist with dinosaurs? And then they completely ignored it to focus on a small research base with locusts
The coexisting with dinosaurs has already been done with the Dinotopia books and Hallmark miniseries and show(the best thing Hallmark ever did) it's basically a complex island civilization where humans and plant eating dinosaurs like in a utopian like society where sunstones power their civilization and stop the meat eating dinosaurs from leaving their section of the island.
Same thing with Star Wars.
@@FixerRC- Dinotopia is not part of the Jurassic Park/World franchise.
@@FixerRC- That sounds nothing like Jurassic Park. JP takes place in our world i.e. modern globalized society.
Then, in the final minute, they returned to answer the question of "can we coexist with dinosaurs?" even though nothing happened during the 2 hours that would explain why the ending montage was different from the opening one.
The most unbelievable thing in this movie franchise is how a cloned little girl developed a British accent that gets more developed over the franchise while not being subjected to anyone with a British accent that would influence her speech development in that direction.
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How is that the most unbelievable thing
@@daniellee7642 do you not know how acquiring accents works?
@@D34THT4MB0 do you not know how unbelievable cloning dinosaurs from a mosquito fossil is?
@@CoralCopperHead more believable than outrunning a mosquito monster in high heels.
Dominion makes Jurassic Park III & The Lost World look like an Oscar winning masterpiece
Well, The Lost World IS pretty iconic to me. And I like III too...
When Ellie and Alan are sneaking through a laboratory to carefully retrieve a giant prehistoric bug to get a DNA sample to prove to the world that Biosyn is responsible for a forthcoming mass extinction with entire flocks of said prehistoric bugs, I wanted to scream, "WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH JURASSIC PARK!?"
Also, it is so colossally dumb to introduce a new mega-dinosaur more powerful than the T-Rex, but the only thing it kills in the entire movie is a bug.
It was a flaming bug, to be accurate. Oh, and a spear through the roof of the mouth.
😂😂😂 Spot on.
Really why were dinos even there?
Jeff Goldblum admitting he is just in it for money, is the most realistic acting you can find these days
It's kinda sad when actors go down that route, worse if they moan about selling out and not being recognized for their acting prowess, etc, etc.
Particularly galling when they used to be good and worth watching and they're wealthy enough not to go that route. But I suppose of you throw enough money at actors, they would eat dirt. The Bruce Willis effect I call it.
It’s not even acting at that point
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Honestly, he looked high on heroine the whole time, he's a king!
Honestly, he wasn't even acting, he was just being honest
Build up over 5 movies the idea of what would happen if dinosaurs escaped into the world... make it happen and hype up this finally interesting again concept with mini films... then release a movie about giant locusts... genius. Pure and utter brilliance.
Lol I think its genius how theyre able to come up with worse and worse big budget movies
Exactly. The screenwriters have to be trolling us, right??
I haven’t seen it yet but that setting was the only reason I wanted to see it, and now I find out it is about locusts instead.. oh and apparently an evil science company trying to kidnap a girl :’)
Boring…
What do u expect from americans? The greatest country. They always make bad movies. It's like they don't care anymore, just want the paycheck, movie quality goes down the toilet.
I don't usually hate generic blockbusters, but this movie has the honor of being an exception. There is so much to hate here.
The most amazing thing about this movie is how they managed to not have a single hint of chemistry between members of the main cast, be it the JW one or the OG JP one.
Everyone was just... there.
that's what filming in greenscreens does to actors...no soul...
Wasn’t this filmed in the middle of the second spike in the pandemic? It’s entirely possible they weren’t really in the same place at the same time, thus they COULDN’T develop chemistry since they didn’t really see each other.
@@pistachiosan the actors and crew lived together for months filming this film - according to them
@@pistachiosan A pandemic is not an excuse for lack of chemistry. They had a sh** script with a hack director telling them what to do. Plain and simple. No amount of quarantine, mask mandates, and frequent testing can make excuses for that.
@@jbvader721 exactly
"Jurassic World Épisode 6: The Clone Wars".. It killed me😂
Yup, that was a good title for the movie!
The 1993 original is still a masterpiece and nothing has topped it.
It's overrated.
Agree. Very few series of movies are good from beginning to end. At least we have 1!
@@brinicole2999 💯. The first one is always the best.
@@InfernoPhilM 👎👎👎👎👎. it’s a
Classic
@@chasehedges6775 Except for the Alien and Terminator franchises. The 2nd is the best in those.
I found it interesting that like 20 dinosaurs were released into a single area and then over just a few years they've somehow multiplied like crazy and are all over the world.
Right ? Like how did those dinosaurs reach Africa ? Who decided it was a good idea to ship them off there 😂
Because people all over the world has access to ingens cloning technology and the auctioned off dinosaurs from the movie before could have been used for cloning
@@sternaldragon58 and also they genetically modified them to grow quicker. So they'd reach maturity quicker meaning quicker reproduction.
@@sternaldragon58 and people all over the world who used ingens technology chose to release their dinosaurs?
@@xxMpEGxx some of them where probably released by biosyn to hide their intentions behind the scenes and keep them in the lime light
TRULY how have they not asked Bryce to take over, if there's anything I've learned in the past few years it's that she's fantastic on the other side of the camera
i agree my favorite book of boba fett and the mandlorian episodes were directed by her
She was annoying in every single one of these movies
@@collinmartin2566 They talk about directing stuff are you deaf?
Also i dont think that she is that bad of an actor its just the roles she plays. She should rly get more into low budged movies^^
Because she's TERRIBLE in these?
The all powerful hand gesture to stop dinos from attacking bugged me throughout, but I also loved how often actors would look/hold their hand out toward a dino and it was so far off the mark lol
In a world where I'm seeing a lot of youtube videos pointing out how good the attention to detail in CGI stuff is in movies, that really stood out to me in this one.
I wish they would of had a dinosaur that actually bit off the hand! It would of made lot more sense!
Seriously, WTF!? Hey whoever came up with that crap - go into lion cage, and do that hand gesture. Let me know later how did that go! (well of course if you don't become lion's lunch).
I don't understand why the movie didn't work it into a climactic ending with a squadron of school crossing guards being parachuted in to save the day.
Next thing you know I’ll hold my hand out to a charging elephant and I’ll stop it xD
There's actually a reasonable reason the hand gesture works on most dinosaurs, you can actually see the reason in their expression, the gesture confuses them. You can actually see the dinosaurs looking at Owen with the expression "what are you doing?" This distracts them long enough for Owen to do what he needs to do to control the animal.
This is also why when he used it on Blue she lashed out at him and scratched his hand because she knew his tricks and that it was just a hand.
@John Doe A 7 ton predator is confused by a small hairless ape sticking out an appendage?
"Every single time, we all act surprised" This is the most painfully accurate joke I've seen in a while.
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I have to completely agree with you. I was thinking along those lines after his character said that. Smh.
Most underrated comment
I like how the Pyroraptor and Therizinosaurus were extremely big deals in the advertising for this movie, but their names don't even get mentioned in the film.
They were throwaway characters
Lets be honest, they were just there so that they could sell more dinosaur toys
I don't even know which one is the pyroraptor. Cause the other one is the salad fingers dinosaur, right?
@@diegoreveles3541 The one on the frozen lake. I think...
Well to be fair, the second one is pretty hard to say
2:18 ALAN! Lmaoooo the running gag is back!
4:22 If Vincent Dinofrio in JW taught us one thing, it's that the raptors are not conditioned to follow hand signals.
I really resonated with the part where the raptor said "Alan".
LOL😂
Funny there used to be a time where Jp3 was the weakest but then we got the world sequels.
Gotta admit, I teared up a little. An Oscar worthy performance.
Alan!
Alan! Use the force!
(Everyone starts using the force)
Its hard to believe the first one was almost 30 years ago. Even more incredible that it blows ALL of the sequels out of the water still. On all levels.
That's the one I only rewatch.
That first park was LEGIT
Originals often do.
You can tell the difference in writing and directing. Crichton wrote the original story and Spielberg and his crew did the original movie. There is a reason Spielberg is one of the top directors of all time and Crichton on of the top sci fi authors of all time.
@@hadracks wasn't Lost Word Spielberg and Crichton also though? That one stunk. To me the first was just perfect lighting in a bottle.
3:33 BioSyn is the main villain in Jurassic Franchise especially older Game’s, Comic’s, and the original Novel.
Their main objective is the steal InGen technology.
Lol that "Go. AWAY!" For Chris Pratt 😂😂😂
I’m not usually a fan of parody films but really enjoyed this one, impressive how they got all the actors from the films to be in the parody, my wife and I laughed all the way through.
That's exactly how I watch JP3 lol
LOOL
@@mattpfarr6129 only in jp3 it was mostly intentional.
Dominion is just a dumbsterfire.
Just like Love and Thunder
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I have to admit I did like seeing the old cast back together, but Yeah... "Thank You for Your Fan Service" sums it up pretty accurately.
Them and the dilophosaurus.
Every nowadays film are just keep using old cast to bait nostalgia. Terminator, ghost busters, Jurassic park. Yet the writings are suck
Except you spiderman far from home, you were the best... For now
@@3takoyakis and Ghostbusters: Afterlife
@@3takoyakis but that movie expanded on them
I was just happy Claire conserved her superpower of outrunning a raptor/T-rex ...I hope she gets her own movie !!!
actually you would have decent chances to outrun a fully grown T-Rex if you got a bit of a head start and are well trained (simulations estimate it's maximal velocity around 20-30 km/h for very short distances). But a raptor? no f***ing way
Lol😂😂😂😂
and the Oscar goes to ... 1:09....''the DNA has made them stronger then they should be'' ..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the first reviews of this movie I saw on Twitter was: "I went into this thinking there's no way this franchise could let me down even more. I was wrong."
Yeah, we watched the first 30-45 min and walked out. It was terrible, scene after scene. Although I'll probably watch on streaming and skip to dinosaur parts.
I am normally really easily amused by crappy Hollywood bs.
This is one of the only movies I can ever remember not liking and being let down by and I remember really liking Dominion.
@@darthparallax5207 This is Dominion.
I actually really liked this movie and what they did with it
@@zybotelectron Given how the bizarre focus on locusts, I have to wonder how little movie that actually is. I'll laugh if it's 20-25 minutes tops given that would make this a "dinosaur" movie where dinosaurs don't show up for 66%+ of it.
This movie broke the #1 rule of Jurassic Park movies: the group at the end of the movie is always smaller than the group at the beginning. This was the total opposite, mainly because they just didn't want to kill anyone off.
Ya they just killed off the bad guys. The other movies it was either random people or just like normal people. Like the first movie the only bad person who got killed was the one who stole the dna and even then i wouldnt really say he was a villian but he did deserve what he got since he cause the problem. the other people who died werent bad people. They were just working.
Hollywood is terrified to kill black characters in a post BLM world
Exactly; not enough secondary roles to kill off in tragic or sadistic ways; Dominiom was absolutely PG
@@superhippie2000 Don't forget the guy who got eaten in the outhouse. Instead of using the Stop signal with his hand, flicked his hand to shoo it away. I think he actually may have said Shoo, which really seemed to irritate the T Rex.
0:26 I laughed out loud when the rex's head lined up perfectly in the Totally Random Circular Waterfall that was definitely not placed there just for convenient logo placement
Also I haven't actually seen the movie yet, but if Claire doesn't scream "RUN" at some point like she did in the other two movies (and which is the only reason Colin hired her, because she screams that one word really well), then I'm just not gonna frikkin' bother
Claire does scream “run,” but at a moment in which everyone was already running from a very large and obvious threat. She really nailed it though, fantastic rendition of that word.
The raptor quietly saying “Allan” had me rolling
I feel that Sam Neal's commitment to having a believable American accent is a metaphor for the quality of this movie.
Seriously. He could have remained a Kiwi and just do research in America...
@@oneleafaday348 I remember in _Event Horizon_ they made him Australian, but gave him no hint of an accent.
You should hear his Irish accent
Neil but agreed
Neill actually ☝️🤓
You forgot one thing............. The brat girl is responsible for the death of every person killed by a dino since she released them in to the wild in the last film.
And i still want to know how theres dinosaurs *EVERYWHERE* when there was like only 20 released in california. I know people bought them on the black market and stuff, but the world wouldnt be full of dinosaurs in 4 years; especially if your paying mill/billions for a single dino
@@nickstav08 and some of them weren’t even breeding pairs, just single specimens of a species.
Or the fact that 30 new *species* just popped up out of nowhere.
Yeah true
The reason is now that the science is out there everyone wants to use it. Considering a single para was worth like 50k because of its dinosaur bone dust and biosyn made some Dinos to. And if they bought or made a Dino it could escape of they just simply released it idk. Also all of the scientist who worked for ingen and masrani knew how to make dinosaurs and I’m sure they would do it because it’s a ton of money also biosyn workers could make dinosaurs also could make even more dinos
This is already good, but you know what would be really great? An Honest Trailer for the Highlander franchise!
Literally, the best thing about Dominion was watching a satisfying character arch ending for Ellie & Allan, after the depressing JP III, obviously written by a divorcee; also, kind of "so bad it's great" moment for Ian with that "flaming javelin throw" to the Giga's mouth...jumping the shark, nuking the fridge, torching the Giga...
Jumping the refrigerated gigashark?
Look, can we just jump ahead to the part where the franchise goes full ham with a "dinosaurs have taken over the world" story? Like Land of the Lost meets Planet of the Apes. I'd totally go see that, no matter how much it sucks, because at least it wouldn't be about goddamn grasshoppers.
theyve made so much money just hinting at the concept i feel they could easily stretch the audience out for another trilogy without delivering on this premise again, and then maybe by the fourth time making this trilogy they might actually Do The Thing
I'm crying laughing. Because then we could get a real moment with a raptor calling "Alan!"
Can't wait for Blue to start talking.
Take the ending of Burton's Planet of the Apes and replace the apes with dinosaurs. Complete with an Abraham Lincoln statue with a dinosaur head
I want sentient dinosaurs. They can call it "We're Back" or something. :D
I want to write and release a Jurassic Park movie, where the moment a character holds their hand up with a stop sign thinking it will do anything to stop a wild animal, that said dinosaur trying to be stopped rips that arm off. It is profoundly stupid that all of these movies kept that garbage up even though it only made since with Blue and the trained raptors. Hold your hand up to a pissed off, untrained grizzly bear and tell me how that goes for you.
Pretty sure that exact thing happened in Jurassic World 1
You see, these people were probably watching How To Train Your Dragon and thought "Huh, that hand thing is pretty cool, we should use it. Dragons, dinosaurs, they're all the same".
@@ZombLeaderStudios Yup it happened with Hoskins .
Mr.Arnold/ Samuel "M-F" L Jackson must have tried that in the original 1993 and I think it worked - they didn't eat the hand
That’s exactly what happened to Vincent D’Onofrio’s character in the first Jurassic World. If only they would do it to Chris Pratt. 😂
This movie broke my heart. At least I have JP on VHS.
“He slid into my DMs.”
*_NO_*
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“Jurassic world: episode six, The clone wars” killed me lol!
That's actually a meta reference when you learn that some of Naboo in Phantom Menace might have been based on designs George Lucas did from a scraped Dinotopia (a series that is basically a utopian version of Jurassic Park) adaptation
There is so much wrong with this... even the episode number triggers me... perfection.
@Robert Monroe Couldn't have been a lot worse than the Episode IX we got...
This movie was like if at the end of Infinity War, Thanos snapped his fingers, and then when we got to Endgame the previous movie is just on the news in the background. Meanwhile the actual main plot is Tony buying pants or something
The main plot is how hawkeye killing yakuza... While others try to fix the current situation by giving thanos a lovely visit
Tony buying pants? I'd watch that...
My friend played this on tv while I watch on the sideline. Even he burst out laughing and couldn't focus when I ask so many stupid questions.
Like they kidnap the girl and let her roam free. Or how the bad guy who can control the train just let the train run for a bit and let it stop right at the cave entrance instead of just turning the train back. Or Chris Pratt didn't even need to come since she already escaped and delivered right into his footsteps in a rolling jeep.
What was amazing is how no one died, and each separate plot coincidentally crossed paths at the right moment. Life finds a way I guess.
It's a movie, so yeah
That clever tie in you did there was better than any in the actual film 😭
They couldve atleast killed the newly introduced diversity quota ppl lol atleast they would be memorable this way
Even the dinosaurs themselves didn’t even care at this point
lol. so true.
The TRex:😒😒😒
Give them a break. The T Rex is like 50yr at this point.
Glad our lovely sauropod died so he/she can't see the world got burn by FREAKING LOCUST. I need a locust world sequel pls
I was impressed by the dilophosaurs' ability to teleport to the exact spot underground where Dodgson was, even though the train tunnels would normally be a very dangerous place for them to enter. That showed both courage and skill.
The only movie I’ve EVER walked out on. And that’s saying something because I watch movies all the time.
Wow, this was the best one in a while. Especially everyone's reactions at the end.
This movie offers also one of the worst example of "European Geography according to Americans": they say that Biosyn Genetics established a dinosaur preserve in Italy's Dolomite Mountains because there's nothing in a 200km radius, implying that a big part of northern Italy - where 5 milions people live, including Venice - and half of Austria are some kind of uninhabited jungle.
Sounds accurate to a native European, nothing but debt, popes and spaghetti in that wasteland.
@@sbbosch we can do even better, just wait a couple of months, cause we are going to vote for a modern fascist regime that is going to destroy Europe in a spectacular domino effect 🧐
The only place where you can maybe get 200km away from another human in Europe is rural Scandanavia or Russia
insane clueless soy millenials wrote this mess
no one cares about Europe. We make up whatever we want about it. it does not matter
This movie should’ve come with a locust trigger warning - I went in to watch a dinosaur movie and instead had to sit through like 2,5 hours of exposure therapy for my locust phobia 😂😂😂
Well you went into the theatre to watch this. I think you deserve that for being a part in this crossing 1 b.
LoL sorry mate😂😂😂
This is the most relatable comment.
I'm sorry you had to sit through that! Not that it matters but I'm proud of you haha
I applaud Honest Trailers' commitment to their own continuity. "ALAN!"
This trailer made me realize that the "clone rapturing" plot could have been the scientists knocking on the door and kindly asking to take a small sample of her skin or something. And if she refused they would probably come back with a court serving because her DNA would be considered the company intelectual property or something like that...
With this last film, I can safely say these films were made for the audience that thinks the Sci-Fi channel Dinosaur films just needed a bigger budget and more bankable actors, which sadly proved to be correct in the long run because undemanding summer audiences don't care to think about what was seen afterwards to a Hollywood that has long since put more value in looking good enough to get people to purchase that ticket and then not care for anything else. Yet even then, they just couldn't even commit to the madness proper, I mean, how do you make the setup of Dinosaurs having dominance in the world again and were more interested in a plot involving locus and dumb call backs? How do you mess up something so simple!?
Because they only care about making money.
Except the audience has gotten smaller it made $330 million less than the last one which made $360 million less than 2015's Jurassic World and that's with higher ticket prices.
Unfortunately this is true
@@luckyDancer100 💯
@@Ushio01 To be also fair this movie was also barred from a release in Russia.
The movie's main problem, amid a large host of smaller problems, was that there were basically three different plots all fighting for space, yet not one of them actually felt like it was the plot for a sequel to Fallen Kingdom. Plus, they changed Maisie's backstory in a way that made it less interesting than in Fallen Kingdom. It was heartwarming, yes, but a lot less interesting. And yeah, no one went to see this movie because of the giant locusts, especially when the potential mystery of who might be responsible for them was solved instantly.
JDW is dressed like a thriller but without an intelligent and hidden villain: they had to write Dogson like the antagonist of The Lost World novel : he was smart and bastard
Finally somebody else that mention how Maisie's new backstory is lame and dumb. I was actually more disappointed by that than by the bugs.
The main problem with these movies is that they made money despite being god awful stinking garbage fires, then they knew hey didn’t have to try.
Been looking forward to this. Thank you
Crisp Rat slander - I am here for it 😂😂😂
Thank you! It killed me that Trevorrow managed to get Laura Dern to utter the line "he slid into my DM's." That was the cherry topping the trashfire.
I genuinely don't get why so many people are so bothered with that line... Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending the pointless decisions in this movie. But what's up with that particular line? Just asking.
@@borayucel2088 it's a corny line that has grown archaic in recent years with the rise of Whatsapp, Gmail, Twitter, social media. You get the gist of it now.
@@pgplumsparkle Nope, still don't see it. It's still called a DM when using LinkedIn or Facebook.
@@ZesPak yes but the fact is, it's a corny line that's become debased and overused.
I mean I get it, it's bad, but Ian Malcolm would totally slide into Ellie Satler's DMs
I think Daredevil (Netflix) is one of the most requested honest trailers. You guys should really do it.
Seriously
Mr.Robot
It needs to be done.
Literally just about to comment that
Willing to bet big money that they wait until the Born Again release week.
Honestly, at the end "what" montage, I was expecting you to just throw in the Samuel L. Jackson clip from Pulp Fiction to wrap it all up. You set it up perfectly, then just kind of left it all hanging.
I am so glad that I still haven't thrown however many hours long this movie is of my life away by watching it.
Should’ve called the evil CEO “Tim Cook” - literally made the entire Jurassic World into Apple HQ
Zuck bot engaged. Do not move, human.
I actually thought he was Tim Cook when he first showed up on screen.
Tim Apple would be perfect. You know.
Pitch Meetings already took that angle, a new joke was necessary
MARK ZUCKERBERG would have been a better name.
2:24 not one, but THREE "Alan" quotes!! You've outdone yourselves this time, Screen Junkies! Bravo!
Love the way you do them... so much fun dude
The actress playing Maizy or however her character’s name is spelled is great. She was the _one good thing_ about _Fallen Kingdom._
From the moment Owen lassoed and stopped the dinosaur with his bare hands I said "Yeah, right." and just didn't stop until the credits rolled.
But scientists In the 90's recreating dinosaurs from fossilized mosquitoes isn't a yea right?
@@ThorsBane Science is more likely to recreate representations of past living animals than we are to having natural super human strength to that degree. So, yeah. I can suspend my disbelief for science in a fictional movie about Dinosaurs.
A friend of mine went to see this movie and while he was telling me how it was (in response to me asking him if it was any good) I remembered-- I had just seen the movie the week prior. It was the first movie I went to see in over two years and I forgot it within a week; I think that sums it up pretty well.
Lmao that’s pretty much it!
Dude,u got alzheimers??
Yeah that's not the movie's fault
@@JoshuaStDenis you loved it then? Best, most memorable movie ever? Sorry to yuk your yum, sweetie
@@JoshuaStDenis Most definitely is. Good writing stays a long time. Crappy writing gets forgotten in mere hours.
This small summary greatly enhances the movie, love it
"He slid into my DMs-"
*NO.*
Yep, that was my visceral reaction. Just slipped out, like a reflex.
I’ve fallen off the honest trailers hype train for awhile now but this one really hit the nail on the head. I was so stoked for this movie based on all the marketing, dinotracker website, and Battle at Big Rock. “Dinosaurs living among us” and how would that look? Where would the conflicts come from? How do we coexist?
But nope we don’t get any of that. The movie focuses on those stupid locust and simply acts casual that dinosaurs live with us. “Oh there’s nothing we can do”. Are you serious??! We find to eradicate invasive species all the time, like the Burmese pythons in the Everglades but we throw in the towel for dinosaurs?? This movie had so much potential and it was squandered by Colin. Couldn’t even give us a split second to see the spinosaurus again.
And I’m glad HT mentioned the stupid hand raise, palm out. This gesture is so stupid and ridiculous.
Here’s hoping someone picks up the franchise and redeems it.
I don't know about that. A lot of these old, classic franchises have been squeezed soooo much that there's just not much left of them. WE NEED NEW VISIONARIES!!!
@@joshuagoodman5267 Visionaries...yeah the novels were revolutionary...we'd never seen anything like them. lol Yes, I'm being unfair, but I think you forgot that this franchise was literally just an adaptation that managed to be amazing because of the director put in charge of the project. Like a lot of projects, lightning in a bottle just happens sometimes.
@@joshuagoodman5267 honestly i dont see people coming up with new ideas but i do think there exists a lot of potential from literature. I hear eragon was getting a remake. Pendragon is a series that might be worth adapting (idk i only read the first 2). I agree that old ip's need to be put to rest. They were great sure, now leave em be.
Yes tubal yo fro what I’ve been thinking
lots of pythons in the everglades still
"every.single.time. we all act surprised?" nailed it!
This is just toooooo good!! Congrats
I've seen the accent thing alot so I just thought to lay it out there that Maisie was raised by birth, by her British housekeeper Iris Caroll who not only encouraged her to speak in Queen's English but was also very strict about it apparently. There's literally a scene in Fallen Kingdom where Iris corrects her and asks Maisie to say bath in the British way. Not to mention her grandfather Benjamin Lockwood was also a British entrepreneur. She lived with Owen and Claire for just 4 yrs and lived with Iris for the first 10 years of her life. Also she wasn't really allowed to go out or interact with the outside world while she was with them. If anything I think the dumb thing is not having James Cromwell(Lockwood), the actor have a more believable British accent in fallen kingdom. That caused more confusion imo.
In the 4 years with Claire and Owen, her accent would have shifted noticeably and significantly to a more American one.
Accents develop and change based on exposure
@@glykera I don't think 4 years of exposure is enough to change formative years of training from a nanny who is your primary caregiver. And it's not like she got to go out often and hang out with kids her age, something like that would make a shift in accent more noticeable.
I watched this film with my niece and nephew, they fell asleep halfway through the movie.
The original kept me awake for a few nights.
Yeah the movie made me sleep, only part I found like cool to watch was when they were in the black market and the raptors chasing owen, but the CIA stuff was like huh
I mean you were a kid then lol, We grown ups now lol unless you mean Jurassic world 1 lol
I took 3 boys and they were bored out of their minds! Wouldn't stop squirming- could not keep their attention.
"They do know locusts aren't dinosaurs right?"
Just like they know half of these dinosaurs should've been hunted down by now.
Ok the hand thing I didn't even realized until now. This is hilarious!
“Locust Wars And The Special Kid”, I though this series is about Dinosaurs. There is so many “what” is the movie, it is like the movie characters themselves also does not know what exactly is going in the moves, it is about Dinosaurs, or locust and a special kid. Also the “Clone Wars” at the end is genius.
3:54 Guys you don't get it... They are not using the stop sign, they are using the force! It's the Star Wars pre-prequel!!
You don't get it...
They're preparing to win a knife fight
That supercut of "What" was devastating
What?
@@EricTD1995 What?
"What?" - William Shakespeare
That "Wu is for the children" line was cut so deep,
you'd think it was from Liquid Swords.
A movie who's not aware of being a skit more than a sequel, tickets to watch this stuff should be given with the "happy meal".
The talons reference from Napoleon Dynamite got to me. Well played.
"Do the dinos have large talons?"
"Son, I don't understand a word you just said"
Best movie ever
『Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.』
-Ian Malcolm.
So freaking good man!
You knew we are here for the "ALLEN" and you didn't disappointed us!!!!
"Alan..." never gets old
I'm kind of disappointed you didn't name Bryce "Lady in the Water." I swear I heard your voice call her that when she crawled into that pond.
Nobody's seen Lady in the Water you see.
It was so cool to see the original characters from the first one.
30 years and the T-Rex is the only dinosaur that survived all 6
Well kinda, they let the spinosaurus thing kill a T-Rex in JP3
@@timothybrewer5470 He is talking about the ORIGINAL T.rex.
The one that died was a random T.rex no one knew about.
@@b.r.a.d8674 it was actually the juvenile from the lost world
@@peterstoric6560 No it isn't.
because Rexy is The Best
"3 meals aways from anarchy. If we don't stop them, you can pick your last 3 meals..." That is the definition of a line that sounds cool and dramatic in your head until you write it down and give it to an actor to say.
Do people talk like this? Of course not. Does it mean anything? Maybe... I wanna know what the 3 meals would be now.
They are the three meals we need, but not the ones we deserve? 🤔
That barrell bottom scraping line was 🤌
This video has the best ending... those last few Whats?! are perfect
5:10 clone wars (2008-2020) honest trailer PLS
No talks about how the Gigantosaurus was supposed to be like the Joker?!
Giganotosaurus*
It’s clickbait to get butts in theaters.
What do you mean?
Bruh you're going to have to clarify, making a statement like that
Not to mention the prologue released online, where somehow a Giganotosaurus traveled about 1000 miles and 20 million years to have a fight with a T. rex during the Late Cretaceous.
I have no desire to see this movie but I was stoked for this trailer to drop
when i watched to movie i just needed to play the "dodgson we got dodgsen here " clip every time he was on screen.
Man I miss when the tone of these movies were gritty and horror based just like the books. Nowadays its just another Fast And Furious marathon of bad action and spectacle to keep people entertained.
sad that it does entertain anyone..
It’s perfect for smooth brain sheep. Glad Maverick is still going strong.
Maybe the CIA shouldn't have planned the 9/11 attack and made life hell for non Americans living in the USA and Middle East.
A lot of people felt the ripple and their lives became worse. If not, The world would've been a better place with better movies that all can enjoy, and not just privileged pricks like you.
it felt like a jurassic park meets mission impossible to me in that one part.
Literally watched this to see how many times they would put the "Allen!" bit.... They did not disappoint 😂
Allan?
"Wu is for the children "
"Han Yolo"
😄👌🏿✅perfection
THIS IS PERFECT
2:24 I hope this means “Alan!” is coming back to Honest Trailers!
“Alan!”
Alan!
They were so caught up if they could make another one they never stopped to think if they should! It’s OK not to make a movie guys!
The investors say differently. No matter how badly written and done it probably still made a profit.
Great work Thank you
“And if you made it this far..”, -you guys are adorable.
I made it further in the honest trailer than I did in the actual movie.
rofl
how far did you make it into the movie?
I can remember when Honest Trailers used to be good too.
Str8 facts, the movie was a clusterfucking mess...... I stopped and promised to come back, but honestly don't even remember where I left off.
@@JayMuggah88 just like honest trailers itself