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  • @gaydepressedcat1501
    @gaydepressedcat1501 Před 2 lety +14438

    He has finally embraced being a walking pokedex

  • @juanfisi
    @juanfisi Před 2 lety +1392

    To anyone wondering: Vaquita means "little cow"

    • @paisleyleo7094
      @paisleyleo7094 Před 2 lety +25

      Good to know

    • @NurseSnow2U
      @NurseSnow2U Před 2 lety +22

      Gracias

    • @arthurheine5631
      @arthurheine5631 Před 2 lety +19

      Obrigado

    • @redflag4035
      @redflag4035 Před 2 lety +39

      Sometimes they are called Vaquitas Marinas, or "Little Sea Cow".......Kinda fucked up and fitting at the same time don't you think.

    • @lanamello7445
      @lanamello7445 Před 2 lety +19

      It's even cuter if you know Portuguese or Spanish

  • @d4n737
    @d4n737 Před 2 lety +696

    Team 4:
    - The APC of the land
    - the Demon of the ocean
    - The perfect Assassin
    - Man's trusty steed
    -The dragon Warrior

    • @kugicaimp192
      @kugicaimp192 Před 2 lety +54

      ♡♡♡ PANDA IS THE GLUE WHICH BINDS THE ENTIRE TEAM TOGETHER. ♡♡♡

    • @operator0101
      @operator0101 Před 2 lety +18

      @@kugicaimp192 stop saying this PLEASE

    • @wannabehistorian371
      @wannabehistorian371 Před 2 lety +2

      What’s an APC?

    • @d4n737
      @d4n737 Před 2 lety +14

      @@wannabehistorian371 It's like a tank, but with windows. And it looks like a trash can.

    • @TheComicBookJoker
      @TheComicBookJoker Před 2 lety +12

      @@wannabehistorian371 APC stand for Armored Personnel Carrier. It’s like a tank, but instead of carrying a huge gun and needing space inside it for the ammunition of said huge gun, it carries soldiers. The lack of huge cannon and cannon ammo plus lots of modern developments in how to build large vehicles and engines for them also gives them increased speed and mobility over regular tanks.

  • @DhaleBEvans
    @DhaleBEvans Před 2 lety +254

    The vaquitas are like the most adorable ocean ceature I've seen. It's sad knowing that it's almost over for them.

    • @icarusbinns3156
      @icarusbinns3156 Před rokem +13

      My sister and I found out about them two days ago. We Googled ‘rarest animals’ at work.. and the cute-triggered squeal from both of us… good thing we had no customers at that moment!

    • @dasportyyamper3798
      @dasportyyamper3798 Před rokem +11

      < 10 adults left. :(

    • @HotSkorpion
      @HotSkorpion Před rokem +5

      It also means "little cow" NYK

  • @Clop..
    @Clop.. Před 2 lety +3105

    I can imagine Maned Wolves with their long legs copying models by striking a pose

    • @SlothOfTheSea
      @SlothOfTheSea Před 2 lety +178

      The maned wolf uses those long legs to:
      -see over tall grass
      and..
      -look extremely fashionable

    • @jennifermckinley8477
      @jennifermckinley8477 Před 2 lety +2

      😆😆

    • @jilliancrawford7577
      @jilliancrawford7577 Před 2 lety +36

      Would putting a Maned Wolf on stilts lead to infinite power?!

    • @kyleterry5190
      @kyleterry5190 Před 2 lety +19

      I sense furries approaching

    • @lizlee8715
      @lizlee8715 Před 2 lety +19

      They trIED to put me on the cover of VOGUE....
      (I just had to...¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

  • @Smartestbear666
    @Smartestbear666 Před 2 lety +4606

    "and the panda, I ain't gonna lie to you, he's just there for vibes" now that is a good teammate, I'd imagine all the other animals in his squad murking anything they see whilst the panda just rolls around happy he's alive.

    • @justSunny7
      @justSunny7 Před 2 lety +413

      Panda is just there for moral support. That's their cheerleader 😂

    • @sannidhyabalkote9536
      @sannidhyabalkote9536 Před 2 lety +50

      How's Alaska , Mr.Bear

    • @Smartestbear666
      @Smartestbear666 Před 2 lety +45

      @@sannidhyabalkote9536 Well I'm not from Alaska but I'm in a certainly cold place :D

    • @sannidhyabalkote9536
      @sannidhyabalkote9536 Před 2 lety +17

      @@Smartestbear666 Canada ?

    • @Smartestbear666
      @Smartestbear666 Před 2 lety +20

      @@sannidhyabalkote9536 Nope, think more European :D

  • @thorsal6208
    @thorsal6208 Před 2 lety +42

    9:19 "And the panda..."
    He's the dragon warrior

  • @aran7teen
    @aran7teen Před 2 lety +30

    “Having to eat flavoured sand so that you don’t accidentally factory reset yourself” IM DYING BRO 😂

  • @SlothOfTheSea
    @SlothOfTheSea Před 2 lety +790

    Okay, that’s it. Bro is a living, breathing biology encyclopedia.

  • @kirism
    @kirism Před 2 lety +2289

    This guy could talk about having gum stuck under his shoe and it would still be interesting

    • @swaythekid
      @swaythekid Před 2 lety +1

      yes bo

    • @pocketinfinity6733
      @pocketinfinity6733 Před 2 lety +29

      "How it got there, nobody knows?"

    • @spirit6787
      @spirit6787 Před 2 lety +1

      Yes

    • @ApusApus
      @ApusApus Před 2 lety +29

      @@pocketinfinity6733 ...but it could still turn turtles into hashtags

    • @WhuDhat
      @WhuDhat Před 2 lety +20

      Read it fast in his voice:
      This claymore made of polymer chains that will weld itself to the sole of your shoe like a genetic experiment gone wrong

  • @dapperblack3509
    @dapperblack3509 Před 2 lety +382

    Orca and tiger: DPS
    Horse: Scout
    Elephant: Tank
    Panda: Healer/Support
    I think we all know that the panda is the true mvp of that team

    • @dreadcthulhu5
      @dreadcthulhu5 Před 2 lety +28

      Nah. Warcraft taught us Pandas are drunken masters.

    • @kugicaimp192
      @kugicaimp192 Před 2 lety +2

      ♡♡♡ ISN'T THE PANDA THE CHOSEN ONE? ♡♡♡

    • @kugicaimp192
      @kugicaimp192 Před 2 lety +5

      ♡♡♡ PANDA IS THE GLUE WHICH BINDS THE ENTIRE TEAM TOGETHER. ♡♡♡

    • @maenad1231
      @maenad1231 Před 2 lety +17

      Pandas would not heal or support anyone. Pandas are so lazy and stupid they can’t even support themselves enough to keep their own species alive & reproducing

    • @Lollol-ty2nx
      @Lollol-ty2nx Před 2 lety

      E

  • @IGrouchie
    @IGrouchie Před 2 lety +16

    “Just so you don’t factory reset yourself” omg that is single handedly the greatest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @saulguardado9007
    @saulguardado9007 Před 2 lety +1064

    "The other day someone called me a walking pokedex and... they're not wrong "
    A wise man said once

    • @enjae7962
      @enjae7962 Před 2 lety +3

      @Anna ОpenVip baybe you have zero likes.....

    • @lapislazuli9967
      @lapislazuli9967 Před 2 lety +3

      @@enjae7962 the comment isn't actually edited either... This also isn't the only comment on this video they've done this on, so I now am inclined to believe it's either a bot or a complete idiot

  • @thecryptobiologist68
    @thecryptobiologist68 Před 2 lety +1972

    Fun Fact, the “Tapirs” in Ice Age are actually not tapirs at all. They are based on extinct animals of the Cenozoic like many of the films random animals, them specifically being Moeritherium.

    • @arieloteen9983
      @arieloteen9983 Před 2 lety +20

      Moeritherium to be specific

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 Před 2 lety +13

      Ahh yes, the ice age's resident cute anime characters.
      Or is that the ice age's resident bullies who pick on tiger-loving boys?

    • @lunarplanet5214
      @lunarplanet5214 Před 2 lety +3

      i think its called a paracerathirium
      edit: i misread the comment, im wrong. stop correcting me

    • @jnzupka
      @jnzupka Před 2 lety

      @@lunarplanet5214 no

    • @lunarplanet5214
      @lunarplanet5214 Před 2 lety

      @@jnzupka wait really? then what is it lol

  • @tortimeese
    @tortimeese Před 2 lety +79

    What a sweet young man. I hope his channel becomes mega-successful (looks like it's heading that way). Now if all Science teachers had his gift of humor, there would be a lot more straight A's in Nature Studies.

  • @melanieblanks7974
    @melanieblanks7974 Před 2 lety +51

    Bro, I’m depressed af but this shit makes my day & keeps me calm. Thanks man. You don’t even know you’re not only helping students but regular people too. Thanks man. I haven’t laughed in 3-4 days and I literally giggled. Thank you.

    • @duolingoowl8294
      @duolingoowl8294 Před rokem +1

      hope you're doing better now

    • @SingingSealRiana
      @SingingSealRiana Před 5 měsíci

      ITS great when one can find Joy in the small Things.
      Hope you are doing well

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache Před 2 lety +8617

    If Casual Geographic was a professor in Pokemon, he'd be more knowledgeable than Professor Oak himself. No cap.

    • @gustavopagan8921
      @gustavopagan8921 Před 2 lety +146

      I gotta get my friend to draw this (CG as a Pokémon professor)

    • @fireblaze8491
      @fireblaze8491 Před 2 lety +94

      Yeah true, knowing the fact that he uses little kids to gather information about dangerous monsters (pocket monsters or pokemon cause I know a guy is gonna reply about this). Well atleast he gives them a starter

    • @fireblaze8491
      @fireblaze8491 Před 2 lety +24

      There's gonna be a guy who's gonna say I've seen you before, he doesn't get replies I think. (Typing at 2 am so expect mistakes in what I said I've already had 5 auto corrects)

    • @LazAgha0305
      @LazAgha0305 Před 2 lety +14

      Here before this blows up

    • @metanightmare4454
      @metanightmare4454 Před 2 lety +26

      Well to be fair, all he'd really need to do to pull that off is remember his grandson's name. Dementia is a bitch.

  • @lucasliotti3423
    @lucasliotti3423 Před 2 lety +2154

    Fun fact about the maned wolves, they have a very particular gait when running, it matches the typical werewolf movie running and those things are FAST and huge, so seeing/being chased by one at night can explain a lot of werewolf sightings at brazil.

    • @the24thcolossusjustchillin39
      @the24thcolossusjustchillin39 Před 2 lety +15

      Huh

    • @lapislazuli9967
      @lapislazuli9967 Před 2 lety +90

      They're tall I guess, but compared to most other dogs they're not very muscular. They're also almost entirely herbivorous as mentioned in the video, but even if they weren't, they're wild dogs and as such they will typically try and stay away from humans in general and will only bite if they feel cornered and threatened. They're incredibly shy and docile creatures, so in what world would they chase a human aside from if the human in question was the handler and they were playing?

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 Před 2 lety +52

      @@lapislazuli9967 Wild dogs... Afraid of people? You met easier wild dogs than I.

    • @lucasliotti3423
      @lucasliotti3423 Před 2 lety +112

      @@lapislazuli9967 They`re very territorial and when they have cubs the females becomes extremely agressive, i`ve been chased once by a female since we wandered on her territory to turn on a water pump, still it`s mostly bluffs, it`s just the way they run looks exactly like the typical werewolf. Also they can run at about 40-50 miles per hour (about 70 km/hour) and that female kept pace with our pickup for a while before she was satisfied.

    • @s.s.haswanthselvan7064
      @s.s.haswanthselvan7064 Před 2 lety +43

      @@lapislazuli9967 and them running away can also cause drunkards to conclude they saw a werewolf
      I kid you not,people consider everything they see as they've witnessed myth stuff

  • @Jusoon
    @Jusoon Před 2 lety +8

    "You wouldn't even have to kill the Liger, time would do it for you" That is true for literally every animal on that list and every person who has or ever will watch this video.

  • @squidwardshouse5431
    @squidwardshouse5431 Před rokem +2

    Fun fact: the myth of the chupacabra and skinwalkers could possibly have been created by someone seeing a maned wolf with a skin disease like mange.

  • @logansymmes2193
    @logansymmes2193 Před 2 lety +981

    It’s crazy how that Tapir had better manners than most Mukbang CZcamsrs.

    • @paisleyleo7094
      @paisleyleo7094 Před 2 lety +14

      IKR.

    • @lauriciaclarke5303
      @lauriciaclarke5303 Před 2 lety +27

      SpiderZ I hate that I've never watched any of his videos but I know that you're quoting Nicacado 🥑

    • @shepherddog1199
      @shepherddog1199 Před 2 lety +13

      @@lauriciaclarke5303 you'd be lucky to not even know that sorry excuse for a human. Life is unfortunate.

    • @crppledizzle9374
      @crppledizzle9374 Před 2 lety +13

      @@pitohui4485 cringe

    • @lauriciaclarke5303
      @lauriciaclarke5303 Před 2 lety +2

      Shepherd Dog I was blissfully unaware of his existence until the issue between him and Stephanie Soo.

  • @taylorbee4010
    @taylorbee4010 Před 2 lety +1246

    The maned wolf feels like a legendary creature that just suddenly became real

  • @sagitsgem
    @sagitsgem Před 2 lety +9

    i dont know why i’m laughing harder with the “gelato monkeys” joke 🤣…i give credit where credit is due. if you are single from having humor, it just means other single people will not make it from being too serious. Continue being you and keep the factual jokes coming 👍

  • @johnb8940
    @johnb8940 Před rokem +7

    ASMR is a misophonia sufferers nightmare. Which really sucks because I love animals.

  • @ShadowKa
    @ShadowKa Před 2 lety +558

    Life is just a real life pokémon show

    • @paisleyleo7094
      @paisleyleo7094 Před 2 lety +9

      Basically

    • @lapislazuli9967
      @lapislazuli9967 Před 2 lety +2

      @Anna ОpenVip not only does your comment say it's not edited so you didn't edit it, but also literally no one liked your comment... I'm confused as to why you had to lie about that...

    • @denkikaminari7887
      @denkikaminari7887 Před 2 lety +1

      @@karine3126 what the fuck

    • @denkikaminari7887
      @denkikaminari7887 Před 2 lety +1

      @A G N E Z just what the actual fuck

    • @JilanAHmed
      @JilanAHmed Před 2 lety +1

      @@denkikaminari7887 dont worry those are bunch of useless bots

  • @justaguyonyoutube9360
    @justaguyonyoutube9360 Před 2 lety +339

    I need this guy to narrate for national geographic

    • @swaythekid
      @swaythekid Před 2 lety +2

      yes

    • @paisleyleo7094
      @paisleyleo7094 Před 2 lety +3

      Doesn’t everybody

    • @blazeingplanet566
      @blazeingplanet566 Před 2 lety +3

      YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

    • @lapislazuli9967
      @lapislazuli9967 Před 2 lety +5

      @@blazeingplanet566 I clicked read all because I thought you were going to throw a random"NO" in there just to fuck with us

    • @nizitamaruvaka2294
      @nizitamaruvaka2294 Před 2 lety

      They really do need to get someone that sounds like they enjoy their job.

  • @caligulasAquarius
    @caligulasAquarius Před 2 lety +1

    Vaquitas look cute, with their lil smiles and dot eyes simple and friendly design. Their to pure for this world

  • @rin169
    @rin169 Před 2 lety +3

    1:01 I live in Belize, and in my area you don't see them often, but it wouldn't be strange for them to roam on the street side. They are known as Mountain Cows or Tapirs in Belize, and are commonly found in Belize (district). So yeah but wanted to give a little uh thingy.
    Edit: I realized some people might not know how to pronounce tapir. It is pronounced tap - as in like tap water, and ir as in ir. I really don't know what to tell you for that one, but yeah you can pronounce it which ever way you want i don't think it bothers people, but i just wanted to give the pronunciation we use here in Belize. :D

  • @dr.extrasaucy1463
    @dr.extrasaucy1463 Před 2 lety +494

    the fact that a tapir has better table manners than most mukbang youtubers, is pretty crazy!

    • @declicitous1763
      @declicitous1763 Před 2 lety +14

      You mean all mukbang youtubers?

    • @book_roblox
      @book_roblox Před 2 lety +7

      @@declicitous1763 that turtle who ate a watermelon: am I a joke to you?

    • @dr.extrasaucy1463
      @dr.extrasaucy1463 Před 2 lety +3

      @@Al-tanin yeah, like who the frick wants to listen to you slurping noodles or chewing pizza for 3 hours straight

    • @maomaomi5434
      @maomaomi5434 Před 2 lety

      @@declicitous1763 tbf Yuka Kinoshita has pretty good table manners.
      And only her.

    • @zombusshankus9589
      @zombusshankus9589 Před 2 lety +1

      You could probably just pick a drunk, babbling homeless man off the streets and he'd have better manners than a Mukbang CZcamsr.

  • @LaughingJokerProd
    @LaughingJokerProd Před 2 lety +235

    This man the real Professor Oak, cause he's solid

  • @doyourworseneatme
    @doyourworseneatme Před 2 lety +4

    I absolutely love this guy! He makes my crappy days so much better.

  • @0Adnin
    @0Adnin Před rokem +5

    Hell ya.
    as soon as I saw Orca, Tiger and Elephant in Team 4. I was I am locking that shit.

  • @cy_torrent
    @cy_torrent Před 2 lety +510

    Professor Hood telling us important info before he presents us the starters and our first 10 pokeballs
    EDIT: Fixed spelling errors

  • @NeoRipshaft
    @NeoRipshaft Před 2 lety +672

    Also Elephants and Orcas are pretty high contenders for "have what would be considered 'human-level intellect' if not in nonhuman bodies"

    • @user-vs9cz9pm1n
      @user-vs9cz9pm1n Před 2 lety +22

      They pretty far away to be honest. Orcas are like Neanderthals compared to common dolphin, the latter having probably several thousand words vocabulary, names, and self-consciousness. Elephants are far lower, probably near the dog level.

    • @xplosionslite6439
      @xplosionslite6439 Před 2 lety +4

      @@user-vs9cz9pm1n who said orcas are thicker than dolphins?

    • @user-vs9cz9pm1n
      @user-vs9cz9pm1n Před 2 lety +22

      @@xplosionslite6439 well, orcas aren't studied enough and that's not because we can't catch them or feed them in the pool. They're just don't feet into human-born environment and don't behave as they would in the wild. The dolphins are feeling fine tho, communicating with humans. Maybe this isn't an evidence by itself in terms of IQ, but in terms of general consciousness it should be an indication. Well, maybe as the time goes by, I'm gonna turn out to be mistaken.

    • @xplosionslite6439
      @xplosionslite6439 Před 2 lety +34

      @@user-vs9cz9pm1n it kinda is something we can't judge because we can't easily keep them in captivity tbh, their size and migratory lifestyle (they can go weeks hunting whales) are on a different scale to dolphins. It's like if you were kept in a bathtub, wouldn't you get dull and apparently stupid?
      They play with their food just like smaller dolphins play, that's a sign of intelligence. They've also never had a fatal attack on humans and keep a wide berth of human ships, ever since we first began whale hunting, almost like they're passing this knowledge down from generation to generation.

    • @mr.universe7739
      @mr.universe7739 Před 2 lety +22

      @@user-vs9cz9pm1n Orcas are larger dolphins and just as smart if not smarter. They are considered wolves of the see for a reason. For 1. Their cerebrum is large and have one of the largest brain to body ratio of any animal. Also there’s more grey matter per total volume in an orcas brain than that of a humans, which allows abstract thinking. More creases in their brains as well leading scientist to believe it’s more complex.

  • @wilsonawesomatic8216
    @wilsonawesomatic8216 Před 2 lety +5

    2:39 smooth asl lol

  • @morgnapoleao
    @morgnapoleao Před 2 lety +1

    i was so surprised to start watching the video and go "hey i know that one!" cause I'm brazillian and the Guará 'wolf' is a traditional animal here. He truly is just a dog w long legs

  • @lbbar1940
    @lbbar1940 Před 2 lety +257

    This guy can show me a highly distorted image of a fish and tell it's a cat.
    And I would believe him

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 Před 2 lety +19

      I mean it can be argued that a cat, as with just about any vertebrate, is a highly distorted fish.

  • @hippieduck
    @hippieduck Před 2 lety +281

    So that's why Luna is a tapir! Huh, learned something new about Animal Crossing. Cool.

  • @micahbeeson9190
    @micahbeeson9190 Před 2 lety +4

    Thank you for sharing the petitions! It's important to take real action after awareness has been spread!

  • @rebeccapriest3366
    @rebeccapriest3366 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Thank you so much for all your hard work and dedication 🙃

  • @kawaiipueen632
    @kawaiipueen632 Před 2 lety +176

    I've always wanted a Pokemon but i didn't know the real life versions would be this dangerous

    • @J.A.huscher
      @J.A.huscher Před 2 lety +3

      @UCRei7o82A4j-9sH1Dsz6fOg shut the fuck up no one likes you

    • @randomyoutubeuser3922
      @randomyoutubeuser3922 Před 2 lety

      @UCRei7o82A4j-9sH1Dsz6fOg pls disappear

    • @sobeksuwek
      @sobeksuwek Před 2 lety +2

      Pokemon is always dangerous

    • @ScionStorm1
      @ScionStorm1 Před 2 lety +1

      The newly revealed Hisuian Zoroark dex entry: "And the illusions that Baneful Fox Pokémon projects have expressions of such utter malice toward every last thing upon this world that those who see them are said to be driven mad by the terror."

  • @Damascene_
    @Damascene_ Před 2 lety +86

    this man saves me from being bored literally every time im dry on content, amazing

  • @gyounce1
    @gyounce1 Před 2 lety +1

    This channel is an absolute gem. Nicely done.

  • @YggdrasilsBranches
    @YggdrasilsBranches Před 2 lety +1

    Dude watching you explain things makes my day lol. I swear you’re my spirit animal

  • @Valigarmanda
    @Valigarmanda Před 2 lety +134

    That panda looks like the type to go "ggez" for having four beasts on the team and it getting carried.

  • @ralliegalaxxie9034
    @ralliegalaxxie9034 Před 2 lety +782

    Honestly bless this man for not only being funny, but caring about the animals he roasts XD

  • @lucidstudious750
    @lucidstudious750 Před rokem +2

    This is one of the best channels out there. This man managed to unite people of all kinds to learn biology, which every school has failed to do ever 😂😂

  • @cap10zomb
    @cap10zomb Před rokem +1

    The tapir is believed to be a dream eater because it's a nocturnal animal.

  • @lemonit8958
    @lemonit8958 Před 2 lety +375

    Bruh, I feel so bad for the Vaquita. It's so adorable!
    Also, how is this man single? You'll have a young, American, David Attenborough in your life

    • @pug5760
      @pug5760 Před 2 lety +81

      *in bed*
      “What that mouth do”
      “The Oreo Dolphin will pack out a seal in under 5 seconds”

    • @lemonit8958
      @lemonit8958 Před 2 lety +12

      @@pug5760 lmaoo

    • @Thegamebeater
      @Thegamebeater Před 2 lety +18

      I'm so glad he is talking about creatures like the vaquita. He has such a huge unfluence and do help alot

    • @marraaaa
      @marraaaa Před 2 lety +5

      I feel like even if some teenage girl viewers crush on him they still don’t pass cuz he’s like 10 yrs older than most of them (sorry if my english is bad)

    • @Lazyspaceout
      @Lazyspaceout Před 2 lety +7

      Unfortunately if 10 are left, then they are beyond saving, reason y is being they would then have to inbreed and eventually go sterile.

  • @finnlaomeepol6977
    @finnlaomeepol6977 Před 2 lety +65

    This guy can talk for three hours and not lose his breath

  • @mikedabeast360
    @mikedabeast360 Před 2 lety +1

    Very intellectual & funny roasting, while still having respect for all these animals.
    Keep the great content coming man.

  • @iDontCare12345Countess
    @iDontCare12345Countess Před 2 lety +1

    Imagine just chilling in nature and 600 baboons assault you.

  • @NadoTheJo
    @NadoTheJo Před 2 lety +50

    Sometimes I wonder how he comes up with these creative ways to say something that would normally be completely uninteresting but in this case gets you wanting much more of it.

  • @agentboi4794
    @agentboi4794 Před 2 lety +124

    They don't call him a walking pokédex for nothing

  • @jasonjohnson7925
    @jasonjohnson7925 Před 2 lety +3

    I totally forgot about NBA basketball because of this guy... educational and funny as hell... keep up the great work 👍🏼

  • @karencawthorn3173
    @karencawthorn3173 Před rokem

    You never cease to awake me with your info. Thank you for sharing the knowledge.

  • @Saltylady662
    @Saltylady662 Před 2 lety +40

    This dude could talk about paint drying and make it interesting.

  • @a.m.m.4592
    @a.m.m.4592 Před 2 lety +41

    "Here's ASMR you didn't know you needed."
    Bruh broke me down 😭😭😭

  • @jasongoad2536
    @jasongoad2536 Před 2 lety

    My new favorite CZcams channel, no lie ! This dude has the gift of gab and his verbiage is next level as well as his humor! 100% bomb ass shit

  • @johnredbeard5074
    @johnredbeard5074 Před 2 lety

    My man! You bring me Joy when I am down in the dumps! Thank you.

  • @christiancinnabars1402
    @christiancinnabars1402 Před 2 lety +72

    That animal draft really gave team 4 an orca and an elephant, then turned around and gave team 5(which was 100% constructed after team 4) a bullfrog.

    • @mr.e3247
      @mr.e3247 Před 2 lety +3

      @@pitohui4485 This is not the place for you to be selling your lady parts!!

    • @magic2546
      @magic2546 Před 2 lety +1

      I guess they were admitting defeat.

    • @TheRandomWolf
      @TheRandomWolf Před 2 lety +4

      Team 4 could just have elephants and still win, or even just the 4 orcas

  • @Scr4mbledM3ggs
    @Scr4mbledM3ggs Před 2 lety +69

    Ngl I would love to see this guy rewrite the entire Pokédex…

    • @pug5760
      @pug5760 Před 2 lety +11

      Him: *you dare challenge me mortal*

    • @magic2546
      @magic2546 Před 2 lety +3

      That would be awesome.

  • @poisonous_panda
    @poisonous_panda Před 2 lety

    Signed the petition 🤞❤️ you're a fantastic teacher and entertainer, don't ever doubt yourself 😊

  • @pepperkelleher3594
    @pepperkelleher3594 Před 2 lety +3

    I really like how he said exactly what I was thinking about teams 4 and 3. Perfectly in sync

  • @OKingSizeTv
    @OKingSizeTv Před 2 lety +106

    Maned wolves are pretty cool. The roam the brazilian Cerrado with has a lot of tall grass, so they have those long legs to generally keep above it.

  • @Itsssss_eli
    @Itsssss_eli Před 2 lety +456

    When we need him the most, the legend returned
    Edit: thanks y’all for the likes appreciate y’all

  • @AvaTheFaeva
    @AvaTheFaeva Před 2 lety

    HOW HAVE I NOT FOUND YOUR CHANNEL UNTIL NOW??? YOU'RE FUNNY AS HELL AND I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER FROM ALL YOUR CASUAL LITTLE SMOOTH ASS JOKES OMFG I LOVE IT XD

  • @coreywest2796
    @coreywest2796 Před rokem +3

    Flat worm looked like the venom symbiote, lol.

  • @ragg232
    @ragg232 Před 2 lety +96

    Didn't realize squids had a radula. It's like a more scary ass version of a cat's tongue.

    • @al145
      @al145 Před 2 lety +6

      Like the beak wasn't bad enough, I didn't know that either, good lord

    • @TheNapster153
      @TheNapster153 Před 2 lety +1

      It's counter-balanced by the thought of everything tasting like sand paper to it lest it decides that suicide was badass today.

    • @Tokuijin
      @Tokuijin Před 2 lety +2

      Only in terms of looks.

    • @ragg232
      @ragg232 Před 2 lety

      @@Tokuijin Well, yeah. I realize that. That’s why I said it.

    • @ragg232
      @ragg232 Před 2 lety

      @person person Uh... Yeah, I know.
      That's actually where I first learned about what a radula even is.

  • @BlissfulBluebell
    @BlissfulBluebell Před 2 lety +656

    So about the mythical beast like tapirs: in Japan they're called Baku. Legend has it that after the gods finished creating all the other animals, they used the leftovers to create the Baku, a chimera of sorts (all I remember is elephant head sry). Despite it's monstrous appearance, it's actually considered a holy beast that's still popular today. They're loosely based off an old Chinese legend (cus China was the hot chick of the ancient world) where they ward off disease and evil spirits. However, the eating of bad dreams is exclusive to the Japanese Baku which they're best known for today. Interestingly enough, experts can't confirm which came first, the myth or the tapir. Some say it's a coincidence they look similar while others say travelers may have seen tapirs (but can't draw from memory apparently 😂). That said, the term Baku is now used to describe both the beast and the tapir.

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 Před 2 lety +5

      What is the Kanji for "Baku"?

    • @BlissfulBluebell
      @BlissfulBluebell Před 2 lety +30

      @@kakahass8845 kanji is 獏. It's very common to see it embroidered on pillows especially for children.

    • @kakahass8845
      @kakahass8845 Před 2 lety +5

      @@BlissfulBluebell Very cool Kanji I want a pillow with that Kanji on it now ツ

    • @Dash101
      @Dash101 Před 2 lety +15

      That's actually the best explanation yet for why the Tapir is even a thing

    • @BrideofLoki
      @BrideofLoki Před 2 lety +16

      Wait... is that why Drowsee knows Dream Eater and looks like a tapir???!!

  • @hillbillymal9351
    @hillbillymal9351 Před 2 lety

    Found your channel a week ago and love your commentary, subscribed and liked

  • @jackjack-bw8ks
    @jackjack-bw8ks Před 2 lety

    Keep up the good work bruh! This was very good vid. I got my son watching he really loves nature.

  • @CANON555
    @CANON555 Před 2 lety +81

    I feel like the panda in team 4 would be there for moral support, just chilling in the back while one of the others comes down to hear that they can take down whoever they up against!!

  • @jessragan6714
    @jessragan6714 Před 2 lety +175

    I did not know a squid had a doughnut shaped brain with a stomach running through it. What possible advantage would that offer you in the wild? Hydrodynamics?

    • @gamincaimin9954
      @gamincaimin9954 Před 2 lety +19

      At least their retinas arn't backwards like ours

    • @chaotixthefox
      @chaotixthefox Před 2 lety +46

      He literally said it: faster processing of visual stimuli since their eyes are on opposite sides of their head.

    • @gamelard1963
      @gamelard1963 Před 2 lety +14

      if you karate chop it between the eyes you kill it. lol

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck Před 2 lety +3

      Keep in mind evolution doesn't always select traits that are beneficial. Just the ones that don't end you. A lot slios through that's just... meh.
      To put it too simply.

  • @SanguinaryStrife
    @SanguinaryStrife Před 2 lety

    You are the only youtuber that can make me laugh out loud. Youre so funny!

  • @elmoman4404
    @elmoman4404 Před rokem +1

    1:57 “hello there, I have come here to talk about your cars extended warranty”

  • @zavodila9279
    @zavodila9279 Před 2 lety +26

    At this point, any animal with an Australian area code gets immediate distrust from me

  • @maripaws
    @maripaws Před 2 lety +104

    make him the next pokémon professor, Gamefreak. He'd probably even know what Mew is all about.

  • @cicijusfly27
    @cicijusfly27 Před 2 lety

    Thank you for sharing all of this amazing information

  • @reneerowell7447
    @reneerowell7447 Před 2 lety

    I love this dude hes awesome and i learn something new every time

  • @sadaderlangga17
    @sadaderlangga17 Před 2 lety +63

    The Panda in team 4 is basically the "little brother" of the whole "family"

    • @kugicaimp192
      @kugicaimp192 Před 2 lety +3

      ♡♡♡ PANDA IS THE GLUE WHICH BINDS THE ENTIRE TEAM TOGETHER. ♡♡♡

    • @kugicaimp192
      @kugicaimp192 Před 2 lety +2

      ♡♡♡ ISN'T THE PANDA THE CHOSEN ONE? ♡♡♡

  • @myatthu7165
    @myatthu7165 Před 2 lety +169

    As for last animal draft,somebody put Elephant,tiger.orca and a stallion in a single team and really thought "yup.it's balanced" huh.They might thought panda will be an enough set back not realizing that that mf can be ferocious when push come to shove and actually has as high stats as a black bear.

    • @toomanyblocks8448
      @toomanyblocks8448 Před 2 lety +13

      The elephant and the orca are enough

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 Před 2 lety +35

      Pandas suck at living, but they can throw hands.

    • @mikethepunk3209
      @mikethepunk3209 Před 2 lety +7

      Kung fu panda

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 Před 2 lety +26

      A panda can easily crunch through bamboo like it's nothing. He could bite off your whole arm if he wanted to. Plus he can just commando roll out of the way of danger. The only major weakpoint is that the panda sucks at keeping itself alive...but that's what the elephant, horse, tiger and orca are there for.

    • @g8tr80
      @g8tr80 Před 2 lety +6

      Obviously team 4 is the best but I’m thinking team 2 underrated. The Komodo dragon is the only animal out of all those teams with a poisonous attack. So for the animals that are gonna cause the most problems (like an orca) just sacrifice a Komodo for that one bite to poison it and boom that’s probably the orca gone.

  • @doteth6603
    @doteth6603 Před 2 lety

    You automatically have the best channel I've seen maybe 20+ videos and you don't have any dislikes on your video.
    Keep the videos coming.

  • @LyricSoul6869
    @LyricSoul6869 Před 2 lety

    I will never get tired of these videos. Lol

  • @emperortrevornorton3119
    @emperortrevornorton3119 Před 2 lety +37

    How drunk was mother nature and god when developing these animals

    • @danielbickford3458
      @danielbickford3458 Před 2 lety +6

      They invented alcohol first solely to invent these creatures

  • @kristiannicholson5893
    @kristiannicholson5893 Před 2 lety +77

    Regarding the teams: It was a draft meaning each team chose one animal at a time and somehow the Orca wasn't taken first. First overall draft pick went to dogs? Team 1 was trying to lose legit

    • @MrNerd-un6kz
      @MrNerd-un6kz Před 2 lety +10

      Elephant was one of the last picks

  • @iceey2477
    @iceey2477 Před 2 lety +1

    Panda’s the best teammate on 4
    He’s the heart and spirit of the team
    The other 4 are there to keep them alive

  • @karefree_3301
    @karefree_3301 Před 2 lety

    You bring hope to humanity, due to the shortage of one's attention span. All are able to learn. Thanks. Much appreciated 👍

  • @bbypink9844
    @bbypink9844 Před 2 lety +16

    VAQUITAS ARE SO CUTE WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM!!!! Also I absolutely died when that girl came on screen for like a second before you were like, “nah, just me” 😂 never been less disappointed!

  • @michaeldimare3786
    @michaeldimare3786 Před 2 lety +315

    This guy really times his jokes and the pics behind him well. Everything flows together.
    Outside of the occasional brand channel, I haven’t seen an animal fact deliver whit chops like this.
    And he wants to save the vaquita, so y’know, automatic sub just for that.
    Those little Baja bananas need help ASAP otherwise they’ll be Low Diffed

    • @Mernom
      @Mernom Před 2 lety +1

      Try Zefrank and TierZoo.

  • @Randomness67
    @Randomness67 Před 2 lety +6

    1:57 i have younger siblings that chew like this

  • @impostaakathefeaster
    @impostaakathefeaster Před rokem +1

    Everyone gangsta until strophers learned how to use matches

  • @mr.miller6278
    @mr.miller6278 Před 2 lety +32

    Fun fact: Vaquita translates to "Little cow"

  • @blindjimmyblaze1655
    @blindjimmyblaze1655 Před 2 lety +55

    This guy needs a tv show. He could be a Bill Nye for the 2020s!

    • @noahhirsch593
      @noahhirsch593 Před rokem

      We need to make a petition immediately get this dude a gig with netflix

  • @djpanebouef9939
    @djpanebouef9939 Před 2 lety

    Your channel is one of the few I watch at normal speed. I like your voice and want to clearly hear everything you say. Stay cool😎

  • @zenomalley
    @zenomalley Před rokem +1

    Thought you'd like to know about the hyenas who continue to survive and outsmart lions, all while having a broken back. They walk around with their back legs off the ground. One was reported to survive 9+ months. Idk the full story but that's why I think you should check it out and make a video. As always, love your content!

  • @casbot71
    @casbot71 Před 2 lety +243

    Since you're doing prehistoric animals you should look at Australia's megafuna, some of which coexisted with First Australians … you thought the stuff we have now was crazy!
    And props to the Aboriginals for living in the vicinity of these critters and possibly wiping them out, either through overhunting or using fire hunting and setting giant fires every season which changed the environment - and incidentally being the first known case of _"burn it, burn it with fire",_ a perfectly normal reaction upon seeing Australian wildlife.
    Some of the highlights; 2 metre tall carnivorous kangaroos, a 3 tonne Wombat, giant land going crocodiles, a tree dwelling marsupial lion, and my personal favorites;
    A giant terror bird over 2.5 metres tall called _"the Demon Duck of Doom"_ and a giant snake from the unique family Monty pythonoidis … aka the Monty Python.
    Australian paleontology only really took off after the invention of the Esky (Australian for beer cooler).🍻

    • @maximaldinotrap
      @maximaldinotrap Před 2 lety +28

      Prehistoric humans were a force of nature.
      We somehow managed to be natures fuck you for a good while.

    • @HaloisTight
      @HaloisTight Před 2 lety +36

      Don't forget the car-sized komodo dragons that was Megalania.

    • @TalenkauenTV
      @TalenkauenTV Před 2 lety +13

      Pretty sure there isn't an extinct Australian snake named after Monty Python. Do you perhaps mean Wonambi naracoortensis, the Rainbow Serpent?

    • @TheCucuyo9779
      @TheCucuyo9779 Před 2 lety +4

      @@maximaldinotrapman, I hope he sees this. 🙏

    • @al145
      @al145 Před 2 lety +4

      @@TalenkauenTV I think he was making a joke with that one

  • @YSO992
    @YSO992 Před 2 lety +63

    Me at the Gecko: that thing's gotta be some Australian bullshit.
    Casual Geographic: Some things have Australia tattooed all over it.
    Me: That's what I'm saying. Lmao

  • @leonmelvin2206
    @leonmelvin2206 Před rokem

    You are really good bruh it's like a black crocodile hunter with a black Sheldon with a splash of Dave Chappelle keep up the good work

  • @carloswalker9004
    @carloswalker9004 Před 2 lety

    You need your tv show. Great info in a fun way to watch.