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In 2 years people will be saying "only ogs remember when causal geographic was called hood nature" and i just think its interesting
Hood Nature sounds cooler if i'm gonna be honest. I wonder why he changed it.
@@damotoneko1500 Probably to be more appealing to a larger audience.
@@mikshinee87 explain
Hood Nature vs Casual Geographic, I feel like hood nature can mean something else other than nature and could be not as marketable as casual geographic
I didn't notice he changed it until you said something.
Everyone to Columbus: "I came, I saw, I conquered."
Columbus to everyone: "Actually, I just came."
😂😂😂😂
He came
He saw
He conquered
He balled a manatee lmao
He saw, he conquered, he came.
He saw, he conquered, he came.
She came, I came,
Now what's my name?
Manatees have to be the most love oriented animal on earth. They're loving parents, loving wild animals, and the only time people have had dangerous encounters with them is when they love you so much, they hug you. They're pretty strong. In Florida, every other free diver has a story about "once, when I was free diving, and this manatee tried to lay me...."
The last animal actually has a much more interesting backstory than most things on earth. The tuatara might be a reptile but way back after the great dying two groups of reptiles were competing for the new earth as it had just been wiped of 96% of its life, the two groups were the reptiles we have today like crocodiles, lizards, and birds and the other one was the one the tuatara belonged to. Now to the untrained eye the two groups were pretty much indistinguishable but they had a few key features that helped paleontologists define them, I don’t remember them so just bare with me here. In the beginning the tuatara group was actually evolving faster and out competing our reptiles and they had begun taking over the new earth. But eventually the reptiles came out with a new edition that would change the whole course of life forever, Archosaurs. If that name doesn’t sound familiar it’s a term used to describe the very vast majority of the Dinosaurs (I have a horrible memory and can’t remember the exact groups that are archosaurs but I believe things like theropods and ornithischians were at least part of them). The dinosaurs were a complete rework of the reptiles as they could actually do cool things like stand on two feet, and used a complex system of air sacs and different chambers and systems in order to shift their breathing and oxygen intake into maximum overdrive. With these revolutionary tools, the dinosaurs ruled the planet for longer that nearly any other land creature and forced the other reptiles to go into hiding for the foreseeable future. So make sure that next time you see a beautiful recreation of a dinosaur, make sure to thank it for its service and for what it did to make our planet what it is today.
This was a blast to read! LOL
Holy words
@@jenniferjagodzinski1647 get a life
TierZoo watcher?
@@soli2859 perhaps…
''Like almost every questionable thing in nature, if you ever see something that doesn't make sense, it usually has something to do with getting laid ''
Greatest line ever.
Should probably be in every book about nature
This line just about sums up nature
The same is true for human female breasts. They make no rational sense at all.
@@BluetomatoCh How come?
@@birthdayzrock1426 czcams.com/video/xcrxNBlqrbM/video.html
@@BluetomatoCh Ok so the pointless thing about breasts is that they're permanent; having them out when they're not being used to feed your baby is pointless. That makes sense, but it doesn't mean that breasts are completely and always pointless. And btw, breasts aren't pointless to begin with, since they have nipples.
"basically it turn him into a 13,000 pound teenager" -Casual Geographic
Wise words. Elephants are menaces to society
@@SlothOfTheSea and geese, especially geese, don’t forget the geese
@@hankjwimbleton4010 The sea Oreo would like a word with you.
@@SlimSamari The Flordian Seagull will see you now.
@@clementinelives Sea Oreo yeets Floridian seagull while dolphins wait their turn.
Rhino : Excuse me can to tell me where the watering hole is
Elephant : Fresh meat
Elephant: I think i see it righttt in front of me, and I have a plug for it
@@FushiguroTojl🤣
This guy makes me like animals more than I did
But also makes me wanna stay inside
"You're not weird. You're just a narwhal."
This needs to be on a t-shirt.
I'd buy it
Nice profile
*I’m already on it*
I didn’t even know narwhals existed lol
@@user-gi7dn1go4v w h a t
6:58 moral of this video, the saying “Monkey see Monkey do” is a lot more accurate than I originally thought
Well we are basically apes which are often called monkeys so not too surprising
@@arkvoodleofthesacredcrotch6060 yeah, if you want to be super technical apes are indeed monkeys.
I wouldn't object to doing a monkey
And the Tuatara finds another reason to be one of the coolest lizards on the planet, I remember seeing something about it's third eye years ago but completely forgot. Also the Macaque being so smart really puts hit monkey into perspective lol
1:36 when I lived in Thailand I had s soft shell turtle like that one but it was actually a snapping turtle and he lived in our pond we had. He never bit anyone and wasn’t aggressive at all :)
His eyes are social distancing. His glasses would need a passport.
This dude makes my day with his commentary. It's inspiring XD
exactly lol, hes so funny and it actually kinda makes learning about animals fun
That's how passionate degree owner must be
I always leave with one of his lines stuck in my head!
Good news about Jesus Christ! When you first come to him, He completely erases/ forgives your past! You will not be punished for anything bad that you’ve done! Here’s how!
(2 Corinthians 5:17)- “If anyone is in Christ, He is a new creation: The old has gone, and the new has come!
(Explanation of the Bible verse above):
Whenever a person decides to turn their lives to God (and start living by the Bible), they will NOT be punished or penalized for any of their past sins before coming to God. Yes, a clean slate! Or A clean record!
This is what Christians mean when they say they’ve been “reborn” or “born again.” (To have their past erased completely and forgiven!)- a chance at redemption to start their lives fresh.
(So for example), if a prison inmate decides to confess to his wrong doings, and ask Jesus Christ for forgiveness, Jesus is more than generous enough to forgive him and erase his past completely and give that man a fresh start at life! Yes, A chance at redemption to turn his life around and do the right things this time around.
This is what Christians call a “repentance.”
“A True Repentance”, (in a biblical sense), is when a person feels guilty, or remorseful or sorry for what they did in their past, so they confess and ask God for forgiveness, and then follow through with turning away from those things which they are sorry for. It’s a complete life turn around. Basically the act of becoming a better person!
(Acts 3:19)- “Now repent of your sins and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped away.”
(Proverbs 28:13)- “Whoever conceals his sins will not prosper, but he who confesses and forsakes them will obtain mercy.
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@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 Stfu pls
Casual Geographic: “If you’re anxious, you’re probably a narwhal.”
Me: “Maybe I am a *narwhal.”*
I would correct you on the name and say that it's hood nature but it ain't anymore so...
It youse to be hood nature
@@bettyacquah6602 Yeah but he changed it
@@artivo2270 why did he change it?….just curious 👀
@@dizzy9957 I’m not too sure, maybe he was just looking for a change
Hey man I just wanted to say I really enjoy ur content and I have learned so much from these videos. As someone who wants to peruse biology, I like your witty sentences and funny descriptions
"He came, he saw, he conquered-- just not in that order." had me fucking dying for about five minutes.
A poor rhino during elephant mating season: "War....war never changes."
But their relationship status does
Rhino: Why are we still here, just to suffer.
@@timeportal2859 Why are we still here? Just to get f%cked?
"In war every hole is a trench"
@@wetube6513 "Life is fucking me and I forgot the safe word"
"He came, he saw, he conquered. Just not in that order." Sweet Theotokos.
i shouldn’t have laughed
People really shouldn’t be using the word “came” in 2021
I was so confused but then I read it again and I was like 🚪🏃♀️💨
666th like
Taíno: Are we a joke to you???
This guy can never miss, always bringing in the comedy, keep it up bro
You are one bad young man keep preaching my brother
Makes you wonder if his commentary just comes naturally and he's just this hilarious, or he spends literal hours coming up with the most witty sentences to say for a video.
Makes me wonder how long are you in CZcams
Ice i just enslaved water
If he wasn't naturally funny, the algorithm wouldn't have brought you here like every other yt algorithm hot spot
Never stop posting everywhere, the day you stop is going to be a sad one indeed 😔
@Welcome to mcdonalds What is you order? Ahm , can i have a large soda 2 big macs hold the onions and some ice cream thank you
3:45 So I knew about the "Mermaids are actually just Manatee's" thing due to their "Similarity". But I DIDN'T know they had like full on hands in their flippers and you just move right on by that fact.
Dolphins, whales and walruses and seals all have hands in their skeletons
Quite a few animals have 5 fingered appendages
Me neither
@@waluigist woah that’s really cool! Thanks for sharing with the class!
@@waluigist woah that’s really cool! Thanks for sharing with the class!
Im pretty sure every aquatic mammal is like that. Its often used as evidence of evolution.
I love everything about this video. You're awesome! And hilarious. And informative. Thank you for making this!
LOL! My dude, your commentary is the best! Makes me laugh every single time! Bravo, good sir... bravo.
“I just wanted directions to the watering hole”
“I’ll show you a watering hole”
💀
Lmfao
“There’s a snake in my waterhole!”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Right behind you.”
*TF2 THEME*
Rhino: Hey man you know where I can find some water?
Elephant: You’ll do nicely. 😈
Rhino: 😢
💀 poor rhino 🤣🤣🤣
The thumbnail is how I imagine the elephant looks throughout this conversation
@@swiftstrike4044 now that’s horrific
😂🤣🤣
@@swiftstrike4044 yup mammals are monsters
5:36 bro sounds like the AUUUGH meme 💀
man i freaking love your commentary. your 1 offs are so damn good. did the fly dirty but i was rolling.
"His glasses would need a passport" Why do him like that?😂😂😂
lmfao fr
Shoebill stork: "First time getting slandered by this guy?"
Funfact: the eyes of this species have been getting wider and wider because the males with the longer eyes only get to mate
Good news about Jesus Christ! When you first come to him, He completely erases/ forgives your past! You will not be punished for anything bad that you’ve done! Here’s how!
(2 Corinthians 5:17)- “If anyone is in Christ, He is a new creation: The old has gone, and the new has come!
(Explanation of the Bible verse above):
Whenever a person decides to turn their lives to God (and start living by the Bible), they will NOT be punished or penalized for any of their past sins before coming to God. Yes, a clean slate! Or A clean record!
This is what Christians mean when they say they’ve been “reborn” or “born again.” (To have their past erased completely and forgiven!)- a chance at redemption to start their lives fresh.
(So for example), if a prison inmate decides to confess to his wrong doings, and ask Jesus Christ for forgiveness, Jesus is more than generous enough to forgive him and erase his past completely and give that man a fresh start at life! Yes, A chance at redemption to turn his life around and do the right things this time around.
This is what Christians call a “repentance.”
“A True Repentance”, (in a biblical sense), is when a person feels guilty, or remorseful or sorry for what they did in their past, so they confess and ask God for forgiveness, and then follow through with turning away from those things which they are sorry for. It’s a complete life turn around. Basically the act of becoming a better person!
(Acts 3:19)- “Now repent of your sins and turn to God, so that your sins may be wiped away.”
(Proverbs 28:13)- “Whoever conceals his sins will not prosper, but he who confesses and forsakes them will obtain mercy.
Version 4.0
@@priestfultonjwingbajr1430 I think you ended up posting on a different video because we were talking about the eye size of flies here?
Fun Fact: Walruses are actually ridiculously intelligent and they don’t get nearly enough credit for that.
I guess that means they are evil too
So that girl probably knew what she was doing 🤨🤢
@@dripapproved1582 which girl?
@@bat6684 y..you-your m..mom AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊📢📢🗿🗿‼️‼️‼️
@@dripapproved1582 ba dum tss
just subbed and started watching. thank you for mentioning New Zealand! even if its only in text. we get forgotten and left of maps a lot so nice when we are remembered!
Love the information and commentary. It's the perfect balance
“For 2-3 months they are the most dangerous and disrespectful living things on the planet”
Orcas: “Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!”
😁👏
Incidentally I had a Transformer / Beast Wars toy when I was a kid that was a fusion of the two
Somebody who shares my hatred for orcas?
@@danielbickford3458 how's that an incident
orcas and elephants are about the same size
Twitter: Animals are so much better than humans.
Rhino, getting a flashback: no
Underrated comment XD
Humans are the best animals
Oh nah🤣🤣🤣
@@randomstuffs7648
If polar bears are so good why cant they they make tanks?
@@SharkSprayYTP They are the tank…
I know you’re hugely popular and I’m a nobody but I have to say I really like your show I really like your delivery… Good job. I know your momma is proud. My son turns 18 in two months and whatever he chooses I hope he has your same success and charisma
Dope shanna keep dropping them gems of nightmarish fear😂😂💯💯💯
“Why this elephant probably want’s you dead” never once in my have I been so scared by a title
the eyes are gonna haunt me in my sleep
"want's"
And i thought the they're/their/there mistakes were bad enough
@@falcongamer58 first of it was autocorrect, and second of all there/their/they’re mistakes are worse
@@yeetmcyeetalot5979 check before you post comment
@@falcongamer58 why so people don’t criticize my spelling, I don’t really care grammar police
He says, “evolution ran out of ideas so his eyes are social distancing.” I can’t believe I hadn’t heard of this CZcamsr until today! He’s incredibly witty!
I just love you and your channel. Great way to wake up with a smile. Keep up the great work!
My guy makes the funniest nature documentaries out there, props
me: hey where have i seen that turtle
him: yeah it's the same op from Gumball
me: SHIT, IT'S THE ABOMINATION
that vs the family guy turtle
Facts
No one:
The turtle: FEFEFEFEFEFEfefefefefefefefefefe
You know it's capable of destroying the multiverse. Even Richard Watterson is afraid of it
@@berriboi6865 i think its HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI but the h sounds half like a T
People: Save the elephants! save the dolphins!
Every animal that lives in the same habitat: *No.*
Rhino: *'Nam Flashbacks*
Sharks: *PTSD intensifies*
Otter: *Slowly nodding to the elephant and dolphin*
pufferfish: those motherfuckers played ball and got high using me
Hippos: Nah they're cool.
I'm addicted to this channel! I'm learning and laughing all the way 🤣.
i love the way you put those thing together. Much love from brazil!
The scariest part of this video isn't even about the elephants.
It's the fact that the Snow Monkeys have body language that feels so eerily familiar and human.
@Di it's jut interesting man, i didn't expect that they would be like that.
i don't know why you think i'm acting like people like me are scared of technology but your response just feels like you think that you're smarter than me for not finding it scary.
@@mushmush4980 well they are related to us... I mean most apes and monkeys share our body language to some extent especially social ones
@Di orcas are smart and they are fucking *EVIL*
@@mushmush4980 The Uncanny Valley effect, or perhaps an irrational fear of them evolving to dominate the world in a couple hundred generations. Intelligence in species that we are unable to domesticate is inherently kinda scary.
Monkeys are smart to copy human behavior
Rhino: WAIT STOP
IM A DUDE-
Elephant: *EVEN BETTER*
If there is a hole, there is a way
@@aran2150 lol
I wonder what a cross between a rhino and an elephant would look like 🤔
@@kittykittybangbang9367 elephino. ELPHINO
@@kittykittybangbang9367 A killing machine
The Christopher Columbus part had me literally laughing out loud!!
"Those eyes need a passport" 🤣 Got me cracking up for hours
It's bloody refreshing to hear an American that is so knowledgeable about our Aussie animals.
It's because of Crocodile Hunter. I watched soooooo much Steve Irwin on Animal Planet it's not even funny. Like you bet your ass I watched every second of a Croc Files marathon every time.
"Maybe your not weird, your just a narwhal." I feel so much better.....
@@madhumithamkushra9107 Glad I am not the only one!
Just discovered you. Love your videos. Informative and entertaining.
4:20 its happened and there was no good reason. Apparently to appease spirits, but I think they killed it first. Pretty much a bunch of sailors needed a reason to try and justify it.
Of course it’s at 4:20
The gland fluid is also a sign of strong emotions! If you watch a video of a new calf being born, you’ll see the members of the herd with the fluid on their faces. Basically they’re a bunch of excited aunts, sisters and cousins and I find this freaking adorable! 🥰
I don't think the rhino agrees with you
@@thaliacrafts407 No, they wouldn’t…because I’m talking about elephants…?
That sounds really freaky
@@bat6684 Sorry 😅. Zoology is a bit of a hobby of mine.
@@alicecheshire4806 It's.... a joke.....
This channel is the equivalent to that scene in the matrix when Neo gets a mass plethora of information downloaded into his head within seconds. Except this time the quote is "I know animals"
8:55 this picture of the Saiga in particular is actually adorable to the point that i want to hug it.
You are hilarious! I love the commentary!
There's down bad, and then there's Christopher Columbus.
Poor manatees...
Rule 34 😂😂😂
He was so thirsty he didn't realize he was fucking a animal, he might have fucked a male if you want to think about that.
@@tylersurma4093 he was banging a wild beast without knowing the gender? That's even worse than normal zoophile
@@brawmankerlexterminateurde860 Christopher Columbus is just built different I guess.
That and the fact that he essentially did some quick maths on a napkin and severely undercalculated the circumference of the earth makes me think that whole voyage was just an attempt to let him die at sea.
Schools have some explaining to do, saying he was smart and everyone else was a flat earther. That's a total lie, a Greek dude named Eratosthenes back in 240 BC actually calculated the earth's circumference using two sticks, the shadows they made in the sun, and a lot of math in his head. He was only off by about 5 yards or so, and I'd say given the circumstances that it's a forgivable mistake considering he used no paper and pen for these calculations. People rolled with that ever since he published a book about it and the methods he used in the Library of Alexandria (to our knowledge, no copies of it survived the ages, sadly), and it was assumed that the Atlantic was just an empty, giant ocean that you'd probably die trying to cross because ships couldn't hold enough food for the voyage. Nobody knew that there was a continent here, Columbus got lucky and was dumb enough to think the native Cubans were Japanese.
Sunday school teacher: what did you learn about creation kids?
Kids: everything was created to get laid
Eating, drinking, breathing and getting busy, the 4 rules of living beings
Eat drink breed sleep repeat
There is much more complicated reason but we arent playing our role and make it everyones problem
Unless you guys are ignoring "nature's call" and soiling every pair of pants you've ever owned, taking a crap is on that list too.
You mean everything "evolved" to get laid.
this dude makes best jokes ever about animals that you would normally never see
I literally watch your videos too much. Good job!
Regarding turtles and breathing underwater: Some of them can absorb oxygen from the water, via blood vessels in their anuses. This doesn't provide a lot of oxygen, but it's enough that a brumating (like hibernation but for reptiles) turtle can park itself at the bottom of a pond until things warm up again in spring.
Nice, reverse farts
@@intimpulliber7376 😂🤣😂🤣
So, it's a technicality that proves the fact?
Nice! Not a lot of people know that, keep up the Herpin my friend, the world needs more open minds like yur ready to soak up knowledge like a turtles, well u know. 🤣 And not only water turtles but even box turtles n some tortoises can do this, that's why u should always put a dish of water that goes a third of the way up their shell in any tortoise enclosure. When they absorb the water it's not jus the oxygen they get out of it, it's pretty amazing really. 🖖
@@intimpulliber7376 lmfaooo
5:00 Australian here, and I first discovered what Koalas sounded like when I was sleeping in a tent underneath them.
Needless to say, I didn't get a lot of sleep that night.
Can't wait for you to go down the route of forgotten weapons and start making the book about some of these.
How does this man make comebacks so good
The first image looks like the elephant is happy that he can add another body to the counter
It really does
Rip to the person that got But* ra**d That film Him
You mean subtract someone from the census
Elephant: I came looking for booty
This man needs his own docu-TV-movie series. Not only is he absolutely hysterical but insanely intelligent oh…did I mention hilarious? Absolutely love this CZcams channel!!!
agreed
Tv ruins everything, let him stay on yt
Who watched TV anymore?
A Manatee looks just like those micro Water Bears that you can see with a microscope.
@@AlanTClark Tardigrades?
"death strokin a rhino that simply wanted directions to the watering hole..." 🤣🤣🤣
That turtle gumball episode was one of the most funniest episodes all I remember is laughing at the episode.
One more animal I'd add to the list of demonic-sounding animals: ocelots. Especially the chainsaw-lawnmower hybrid sounds they make in heat.
mountain lion screams are panic inducing.
Tazmainian Devils
Shoebill Stork's jackhammer sound
Canadian Geese during mating season is also pretty intense. And horrifying. Seriously.
@@jessicasfluidart Oh I'm familiar. My geese landlords give folks night-terrors.
Of course it wants to kill me. Elephants never forget to do that.
Narwhals are terrified of us, but they still stop Cthulhu eating us. Truly we don't deserve them.
GOOD LORD SOMEONE ELSE THATK KNOWS THAT SONG! HAZA!
I do like listening to your very funny and pretty well educated about these animals and you got a much 2 million followers
Finally, something about tuataras. Thank you.
I hope you make a video devoted to living fossils!
"if you ever see something in nature that doesn't make sense, it usually has something to do with getting laid"
- this is so funny dude, congrats for the good work and I hope you keep on doing it 👌🧠
Edit: it was just "keep up the good work" after comma
Actually applys to us humans
@@xyx2188 hahahahahahaha yessss totes
*God laughing uncontrollably
Michael: "what did you do?"
God: "Look Michael an elephant goat! I'm a genius!"
Michael: 😐🤦🏼♂️
God is a comedic genius lol
*God still laughing
God: "Michale come quick"
Michael: "what now"
God: "A turtle! With no shell 😂"
Michael: "Is that another fucking elephant nose? You need to stop doing that"
God: "🤣"
Why did I read the god's words in Rick's voice
"Gabe- Gabriel, get in here"
"what now?"
"p-pffft Duck Beaver. A Duck Beaver, Gabriel!!"
"YHWH y-"
"It's venomous too."
"Y-
"Barbs on it's legs"
"YHWH stop it. You're scaring me."
@@overlookers lmao
I accidently watched one of these videos and now I am binge watching them. Hilarious, Informative, and well made. Subbed and supported (if I can find the link)
Ayoooo! You killed me with the “3 mermaids in Dominican Republic” 🤣🤣🤣
"Every time you ask the question "why" nature adds or removes a nipple from a domestic house cat."
Zefrank?
@@kziila0244 Nailed it
"Columbus may not have discovered America but he discovered Rule 34" You absolute MENACE
He came, he saw, he conquered
@@Oskar0424 you mean cumquered?
I swear I was dying on this part 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Oskar0424 He came, he came, he came.
Love your videos! Thank you!
i watched this at night. played it 5 times just to see the elephant with the music in the background. so eerie
Since elephants are distantly related to mammoths, this means that male mammoths also went into musth. A mummified mammoth head was found with the same opening.
And the ice age also had larger, hairier rhinos to go along with the larger, hairier elephants. Rhinos have it rough
Mammoths 🦣 are larger then modern elephants 🐘
By that logic and realization, it’s a wonder how Manny from Ice Age didn’t choo choo trained Diego and Sid.
@@gangstagamegangstagame4467 It depends on the type of mammoth
“awwwww my newborn is so cute…”
their newborn: 2:59
LMAO
Panicked laughter
Newborn mammal: let me embrace death and not by cooking
I have freaked out so many people with facts from your videos, so ty
I have never been so grateful that I wear headphones in the office. Great video and my bad for playing it in the office while running data.
4:49
“We now return to Australia’s Got Talent! Let’s give a round of applause to heavenly voices of the finalists!”
Koala: (demonic groaning)
Fairy Penguin: (horny roaring)
Cassowary: (Jurassic park mixed with attempts to clear a congested throat)
Kangaroo: 5 year old me imitating a dinosaur
cassowaries sound like an old V8 on idle, but 2 of the pistons are rusting off and the other 6 have not had their oil replaced since the engine was manufactured
That is creative...
Oddly specific
The elephant bit is pure gold!
The rhino didn’t think so
“ that weird cousin that only shows up to every fourth family reunion “ bro called me out in 900 languages
Male Elephant: I like you. I want you. Now we can do this the easy or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yours.
Rhino: Well, I don't think you and I aren't gonna be doing anything.
Male Elephant: Okay. I see we doing this the hard way.
Warrior!
@@eddiegarcia8422 let that be known
Perfect boondocks reference!
🤣
Man, if you're gonna quote the booty warrior at least get it right.
@@underworldguardian704 to which boondocks got from real life booty warrior that literally said that exact thing. I don't remember his name wish I did but saw original interview.
Now I like ya and I wants ya. We can do this the easy way or the hard way choice is yours.
He also went on saying sex was most important thing in jail. More than money, food, all about sex. He considered himself a booty warrior
My favorite CZcams channel used to be about gaming Apex Legends.. well that phase is over in my life this dude is by far my new favorite no cap.
I love your channel. Love from Nigeria
Soft shell turtle looks like he wants to know if you have games on yo phone
The way you casually execute the damn jokes and the jokes themselves are just so god damn hilarious. Like for christ sakes "that bug would have glasses that would need a passport" had me dead.
It's by Graystillplays
3:32 As soon as you said that the video cut to an ad.
I saw a softshell turtle run. They be fast. I also laughed like a dying dolphin
The koalas “growl” could potentially be used for the sounds made by any given creature in a horror film. Slow it down, speed it up, use it as-is...it’ll work.
I don't know how I didn't find you till now I fucking love your vids man.
I love number one the accuracy of your facts and two your style in presenting them.
You have a rapid fire comedic delivery that leaves me in stitches every time I watch you.
I may know a lot of these facts that you're presenting about the animals but presentation make some fresh and your burns are slick as hell.
Sharks in reality: " Oh bro sorry I hit you I thought you were food-. :( "
Scorpions in reality: " A A A, Bonjour, forgive mwa for stinging you, I am Le shy. "
Orcas in reality:
*I’m going to increase my kill count.*
Rhinos and Anteaters in reality: I cant see shit,but you're probably a threat!Here I go!
Hippos in reality: _EVERYDAY I WAKE UP AND I HOPE YOURE DEAD_
I like how we just agree to scorpions being french XD
@@i_like_coffee8254 I don't think it is even in europe lol
@@i_like_coffee8254 they are French
@@i_like_coffee8254 they’re more French than the McDonald’s fries I ate for lunch
"Manatees have the most similar vajaja to humans than any other animal."
Like he said, I don't want to know how they know that.
Edit: I just realized another disturbing idea: It said the manatee has the most human-like-vajaja of *any* animal. Implying they violated *multiple* species to land on this conclusion.
Depends on what type of chick you're into, I suppose.
@@burbanpoison2494 r/cursedcomments
Lol where do you think they got the idea for mermaids 🧜♀️?
sailors were very lonely in ye olde times, and those that didn't bang each other looked for Other Methods to relieve themselves
@@kaelang12 Sir, how many manatees have you violated? Just asking?