EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER
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- čas přidán 11. 08. 2019
- Let’s just be real for a second: You’re going to regret ordering the Sofritas over steak, you want a burrito- not a salad, and you’re gonna get guac no matter how much more they charge you for it. This is EVERY CHIPOTLE EVER.
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CAST
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Olivia Sui // / oliviasui
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
CREW
Director: Ryan Todd
Writers: Ryan Finnerty & Monica Vasandani
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
1st AD: Marcella Gersh
DP: Katie Eleneke
DP: Nick Giomuso
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
Art Director: Steven Cirocco
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
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Wardrobe: Athena Lawton
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PA: Will Townsend
PA: Lucas Lefkowitz
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Editor: Mike Small
GFX: Brittany Metz
Community Manager: Cece Wrenn
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Subway-''More LETTUCE!''
Chipotle-''More CHEESE!''
MaximGamerTv wait. really? LETTUCE?
Very funny Do you think that?
The odd1sout I get the reference
MaximGamerTv sure, what kind of bread?
If chipotle gave you some lettuce you’d probably get E. Coli
“I just order a bowl and use chips as a utensil”
That’s so big brain...
Polkadot Pictures it’s like nachos it’s so good
What I wanna know is why anyone orders the bowls
The Guitarman like she said in the vid the burritos have so many calories.
Spaghetti Master IK but if they were trying to cut down why don’t they eat greens or something like that
Pudding Cup EXTREME BIG BRAIN
“I like to remind people the guacamole is extra just to put them In their place” lmao that’s so true
I’ll take the avocado salsa then :D
Underrated moment: shayne speaking “Spanish” and saying “yo would like una tortilla”
It dosebt
That was hilarious
"Yo would like muy grande burrito con carnitas y frijoles en salsa picante. Bellamose."
"I would like a very large burrito with carnitas, beans, and spicy salsa. Beautiful."
Courtney saying the guac is extra is underrated too
Im learning spanish i only know a bit amigo
customer: can i get a burrito with just meat and cheese
noah: *what kind of bread*
Yes you can
Can I get a salad?
United 1 yeah sure what kind of bread
A S A L A D
@@United1158 yes WHAT TYPE OF BREAD OPTION
“Since I’m eating healthy I might as well treat myself!”
You go Denise!
lmao thats like saying for fun im gonna light a bush on fire after putting out a huge flame from a burning building
*pat own back*
-Everyone on Weight Watchers
You go Denise!
As a chipotle employee, "my pick" for people is what ever is the least energy for me to get them out the door.
That’s smart
Bowl rice beans cheese guacamole dont
Bro same
6:19 You know he's laughing in his insides.
English: If i would like a very large burrito with carnitas and beans and hot sauce, beautiful
@@robinasebastian1873 thanks
Anybody noticed that he said Taco Bell
When Damien was trying to wrap the burrito.... that scene was my whole life
He forgot to heat the tortilla anyway 😂 (ik its a joke but you can tell by the way it folds)
Hey Damien ain’t alone, alright? 😂😂
I felt kind of disgusted by how much they wasted. I came from a developing country and all these idiots like Damien wasted perfectly good burritos.
Yea
“And that, is the swans head.”
3:56 😂
The infamous Shayne Scream by BFF Damien.
One of my favorite Shaymien moments was at the beginning of a board AF, when someone asked who was the loudest in the Smosh fam and everyone pointed at Shayne (naturally) and Dames was like: I love you dude, but 95% of your jokes are *lets out Shayne scream*
@@whateverworksmate.721 and it always gets us 😂
“I want cheese... and queso”
Me: *confused af *
Queso to english speakers is a spicy cheese sauce.
queso is cheese in spanish but has a different texture and flavor profile than shredded cheese
@@Conorator yeah but its sometimes most populated with spanish speaking workers/customers so its confusing 😂
@@kitsuneakage22 Well, in a restaurant that sells a sauce called nothing but 'queso', they should know what the customer is talking about.
@@Conorator bro, I said when there are also spanish speaking customers, some dont know english and queso is just cheese in spanish that's when its confusing -_-
2:07 Shane's expression LMAOOOOO
Lmao
Damien wrapping the burrito is how I handle every tortilla
Same 😕
Cade Taylor thats how i handle my life...
😁😁
@@bookies5309 lol worried for you
@@JadaTheSupreme why did my brain automatically think it as the Wrong way.
My senior quote is now: “Beans are beans right?”
Nice
And mine: "I don't know, are they?"
I read this and they said it.
Black or pinto?
Mine will be: “you go Denise!”
Shane: None of you have culture apparently (towards Courtney and Damien)
Everyone: (Laughs silently)....very correct
When he said “oh ho Quitting time” i felt that
"Really improv'ed yourself into a hole there."
Jackson Dunlay “that time”*
they. put. a new... brain.. in me - ian hecox attempting improve
honestly me every time i do improv....
Jackson Dunlay Hey, we’ve all done it. Doesn’t mean I won’t call him out.
I’m your 1k likes
I’m a Chipotle manager and I’m sad there was no: “Black or Pinto? Yes.” joke
Bruh momento
Thisssss!
@6:49 that secen
If you’re a manager, can you confirm if the Cheeserito is real or not?
@@Jaketendo YOU'LL NEVER KNOW! MUAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!
what Shayne said at 6:21 was "Yes, I would like a very big burrito with carnitas and beans and hot sauce, beautifully."
7:02 The way he said سلمى حايك gave me chills .. a perfect ح
what does that translate to
@@Tonsilsthedemoncat1 that's the name of an American actress Salma Hayek
“Hi.”
“Hi”
“How about a bowl then?”
“Sure”
**eats the bowl.**
Zedddsd
Kak smijesno
RRRRRREEEEEEEŠŠŠŠIIIIIIIII
Broken Diamond I uploaded a video of me eating a banana with the peel on
@RandomMarcus ツ kid his channel name is LITERALLY JakeEatingFruit.
He can say that he made a video where he eats a fruit.
that damien folding burritos scene is just him impersonating shayne while folding burritos
😂
I wonder if they got e.coli
this comment for 1.3k likes but 3 replies lol?
@@garrett0511 1.6k likes with 4 comments
@@lemon4692 1.7k with 5 comments
As a chipotle employee, I can say that the opening skit is accurate, you don’t know how many times I’m hesitant to put on more than enough cheese when they ask for more
"guacamole is guacamole and its extra"
my new inspirational quote
Damien folding a burrito was defintley Randall Pibbers.
disgustang
@@imboredwhatever1585 *well it was fockin one of yus.*
@@ultrabigfella p ml l mp
Loop
“And that is the swan’s head,”
I died of laughter
Same
Same
3:40
What's so funny
I work at Chipotle, and this is TOO TRUE 😂😂😂🤣😭dying of laughter
Does that include the part where Damien got scolded at just for changing his mind about the rice?
Shane: this is Taco Bell
The sign in the background: do I mean nothing to you
He said this isn't Taco Bell though lol
“This isn’t Taco Bell, this is an authentic Mexican experience.” 😂😂😂 As a Mexican this is funny.
It is gut
It not even authentic
It is not even mexican... Also as an Italian Chef I know it...
santiago hernandez No it isn’t. But it’s certainly closer to it that Taco Bell
Same
6:18 "this is an authentic Mexican experience" 😂 funniest thing I've heard all week
Right the first time I went I was like where is your repollo... the fresh cabbage that we actually use instead of lettuce 😂
Well, the week just started!
I need to ask how do you guys get all these sets their so accurate it's amazing I can imagine how long these took to make fair played.
"I think you do", this is how society asks us to live as adults
Chipotle Worker: "Cheese, Guac, or Lettuce?"
Guest: "Yes"
You mean customer not guest
Shayne,
“Hi Chipotle, you’re my favorite pizza place.”
Why is no one talking about Olivia's mustard hoagie. Comedic gold.
That look on Shayne in the start, was priceless.
“This isn’t Taco Bell, this is an authentic Mexican experience.”
Lmao😂
I still wish I'd seen the time Taco bell accidentally named an item that turned out to be a mexican name for genitalia
M E M E M A N WE MEET AGAIN
i was reading this while it came on lol
peepeepoopoo I was watching that part as I was reading this
@@United1158 STONKS
2:07 look at shayne's face lol
That was the only thing I could see the first time I watched this
No u
PepePoot that’s Damien
Mr Longg that’s shayne
Now watch this face: 7:05
6:13 definitely taco bell
As a certified trainer at chipotle- the burrito rolling thing is funny as hell
"And that's the Guacamole.... Yeah I like to remind people that it's extra just to put them in their place"
LMAOOOOO
NewGroundsGamingHD I work at Chipotle. & PPL ALWAYS FORGET ANYWAYS!!! Omg it’s such a pet peeve when ppl say I didn’t know it was extra when it’s on the menu and it’s a sign DIRECTLY IN YOUR FACE telling you that the guacamole (and the queso) are gonna cost extra.
Idk why tho.. like its shouldn't be extra but ... ugh lol
@@queenminks28xd64 yeah, it's such a basic topping for this kind of food. its as if in MacDonalds they would not give you mustard for free.
אור פאר Guac is extra because the avocados are expensive
QueenMinks28 xD It’s really expensive, that’s why. At least that’s what my manager told me.
"Black? Or pinto?"
me, an intellectual: *y e s*
"Black or pinto,"
Me: a bit of both.
Pinto is way better
@@cecy2 well I've never been to a chipotle therefore I cannot judge the taste but I can say that you are either going to pick both the beans or get commented on by the worker.
I love pinto
Ha
"hey we have another dead guy in front".
"I'm not dead yet"
"You will be soon"
I like how I get a Spanish McDonald’s ad for the video.
As someone who actually worked at chipotle I would say 90% of this is accurate af😂
What is the 10% that isn't
@@seezytheboy6330 I guess the black and other beans and rice
@@trillionairedan9052 Ok then
That is extremely sad.
Jermaine Jackson sure. Sure
Every restaurant customer ever
For example: “LemMe tAlK tO yOUr ManAgER”
Your photo is cursed
@Normal Kid Every Karen is a customer, but not every customer is a Karen.
I-
Your profile pictures is unsettling
"Hi"
"Hi"
*After some time they were friends and worked together in chipotle*
"Avocado is a vegetable"
I think a piece of my soul just left my body
6:19
For me, a mexican, it's very funny and weird at the same time
Si pero lo dice bien 😂
@@georgiosleventisgiannas2709 Eso no te lo voy a negar jajaja
Jajaja curiosamente trabaje en uno hace algunos años y un cliente gringo llego haciendo esa broma le respondí en español... no tuvo idea de que responder
Estuvo loco escuchar a shayne hablar español pero aparentemente está aprendiendo
Hahahaha igual
Server: Brown or White rice?
Me, an intellectual: *Both.*
*Joji* *Miller* shut up
Youyou Mayter ight
@@assaulttaboo3694 maybe you should
Big brain
No you say yes you tum dum dum
The work that goes into these setts is incredible
Bruh shaynes face when damien changes his mind about rice is hilarious. 🤣
Fun Fact: As a British person, I have never had Chipotle
Leila Chan basically chipotle is mexican food for white people
Leila Chan same - it’s kinda sad 😂
Same
Same
Same I’m asian
You forgot the important one:
*adds weak scoop of meat*
"Can you add more?"
"Sure, but it's extra"
"How much?"
"$7.99 before tax and tip"
Casimus Prime depending on how hungry you are, ask for double rice and double beans. They usually give you a smidge more of meat than normal. 🥴
Just walk away and leave if they put like 2/4th of a scoop. Lol. They be like " sir, sir! " yeah I'm going to do that next time. Leave them with that in their hands. That'll teach them they know what they did.
69-1
Oh then, DEAL
@@SebastianEpicurus lol why'd you put 2/4ths instead of 1/2?😂
3:24 damien managed to wrap it every way except the correct one
You go Denise will always be my favorite quote
“Salsa? Or guacamole?”
Me, as an inellentcual: both.
Bessie Ganguin Your Big Brain Is Impressive
"inellentcual*
I feel like she's mocking the other people who wrote this dumbass comment by misspelling it. 😂
Ha
Nacho cheese
She didn’t even spell intellectual right
I could watch 4 hours of Damien trying to fold a burrito.
i felt like i learned something watching him
I could watch 4 of Damien, period.
Hamsterlovergirl22 Then wait for the uncut version of this sketch!!
Damien Haas Can’t wait to see all the different ways to fold a burrito from a true burrito master!! 😂✌🏼
Cade Taylor We all did. We all did.
1:27
“Can you put rice on that too?”
“White, or brown?”
**Visible confusion**
“I want the cilantro lime rice”
“They are both cilantro lime rice”
“What?”
*sighs and puts white rice*
@@amberwinemiller584 THIS
It’s hilarious how hard Courtney is trying not to laugh at 2:20
Watching Damien fold burritos for 1 whole minute was the best way I’ve ever spent my time
They should make a whole five minute episode of just Damien folding burritos
30-minute episode*
DaxAnimates 1hour long episode
I love how he made like 4 crunchraps
4:02 discusting😂😂😂
I work at chipotle and i can say, that the burrito wrapping segment is spot on
Can i get a free burrito if i come to your work?
Me too, everyone thinks they can roll a burrito until there’s queso, beans, sc, and hot salsa all at once
Marshall Mathers I would also like a free burrito
Not even our families get free burritos 😭
Same
4:07 oh ho quitting time
0:56 Me, a Brazilian:
The black beans are black (Duh) and are less “mushy” than the pinto beans, and are excelent for more heavy dishes.
Pinto beans on the other hand… Are a brown-ish gray, and are good to eat with rice, and evertging else really.
That's interesting to know
Also, the lady was acting racially mean towards the beans. The customer has NO IDEA what just happened
As an ex chipotle worker, I heard and said everything in this video.
@Greg Fakerson dude how do you exist
@Greg Fakerson you must be fun at parties
Greg Fakerson woooshhhh
@Greg Fakerson woooooooooooosh
Greg Fakerson it’s sad that you say that you say you know chipotle but you never worked there. So just shut up!
Shayne saying "Salma Hayek" with Arabic "H" sound is my new favourite thing
Yeah haha 😂
7:01
Habibi calm down 😂😂
@@Yosaexe yeah it's been a month now, I think I'm well calmed down 😪😂
@@Yosaexe fortnite is dead
The words “I’m trying to eat healthier” and “I’m at Chipotle” are complete polar opposites😂😂
A VERY ACCURATE VIDEO! I've been in line so many times with these kinds of people.
Nobody:
Literally no-one:
Olivia: *_more cheese._*
😂
Remember me when this comment gets famous
@Alfie The doggo never
*_more_*
Lonely Animator more lettuce
You guys have to do an every ikea ever
Like so they can see
They already did that video but they deleted it.
LIke beg btw
GACHA ICEBERG - Project commet. Why did they delete it?
v3xxx1107 smosh dont check comments so i dont like
They gotta do a every Walmart or uber idk
Souubway: more lettuce
Chipotle: more cheese
McDonalds: more mayo
Taco Bell: more chilli
KFC: more chicken
7-Eleven: more *stuff*
Odd1sout reference??
@@celynwilliams9695 yes
2:07 just look at Shayn😭✋
Chipotle doesn’t have pizza, not my favorite pizza place. Smosh has pizza, you’re my favorite pizza place
Shayne reference from the pizza place phone calls
They have pizza because of copyright
"You really improved yourself into a hole in that one ey buddy?"
Damien 2019
Son? I thought u died in that fire? I did
Where is this said in the video time stamp please
@@private2102 7:22
@@tqukos7530 thanks
As a cooking Channel... I agree 😂
Shayne’s faces at 1:53 kill me every time 😭😭
when ur mom only gives u enough money for a single burrito but not enough for guacamole and its the only reason why u went to chipotle
Tortilla: **exist**
Damien: sometimes, reality can be a disappointment
No one:
Smosh: every chipotle ever
Me: literally at chipotle
Good name
okay but how is the “no one” necessary at all there
good for you buddy
“No one:” doesnt add anything to the joke
Zoë E. If you were at chipotle while watching this, were their stereotypes right?
My senior quote “can I have the avocado salsa”
Damiens “disgusting” was the best
Watching Damien wrap the burrito just gives me anxiety.
Ikr
Ikr
He's wasting
Same here
I agree with u + he wasn't giving any emotions while wrapping the burrito
"Una tortilla."
"Sí. Yo *would like* muy grande burrito con carnitas y frijoles y salsa picante. Bailamos."
God I love Shayne. I also love that they integrated him learning Spanish into a sketch.
Yeah but they got the resterant wrong 🙂
@@eddyjohns4294 Yeah but that's part of thw joke 😁
I’ve never had chipotle even tho I live in fracking Denver where it was made.
Excellent video. Really very informative and well explained also. I found this video extremely helpful. Thank you so much for sharing this amazing content. Keep uploading.
Shane : We've got another dead guy
Ian : I'm not dead yet
Shane : He's gonna be dead soon
😂😂😂
Monty Python for the win!
shayne*
Hope Eliana
Shayne is the correct way
Yes Monty python is epic games
*Tunk* Bring out yer dead! *Tunk* Bring out yer dead!
"How about"
*Every Wendy's Ever*
???
I think they already did that
@lil cowboy2000 bruh grammar much
Basically it’s just every fast food ever
I used to work at Wendy's and I would love to see that! 😂
Every five guys ever
Every sonic ever
Every t.g.i Friday's ever
Lol those are more restaraunts
Damien rolling a burrito is so accurate. Literally my brain always.
Why is this my favourite video from smosh
Guy: **actually wraps burrito correctly**
Also Guy: NO THAT WILL NEVER WORK
Cheesys' Minecraft Parodys his name is daimien
@@lily_iscrying2861 His namien is Damien.
Will you activate Bites the dust if your burrito is cold
Mason MacDonald r/ wooooooooosh
Lily Conn r/ wooooooooosh
“It’s goes in one swift direction!!!”
*continues to eat cheese from the other side.
😂
jardinagems
4:01
DeUsGuSStiNgA
dude i used to work at chipotle and i never realized the irony. all of this strict health stuff can’t even pass the burrito back the other way can’t even cross sides of the line but feel free to get a portion cup full of whatever you want off the line whenever you feel like it
When she says more cheese
My mind : don’t be shy put some more
...
MONIRATH KIM *charlie COULD NEVER
samee
Sameeeeeeee
Hi sister
As a post chipotle employee: slightly extra, but accurate
Agreed, but current employee myself.
nah maing same
Sierra Rose I uploaded a video of me eating a banana with the peel on
It’s cringing me how their not doing the rice first
@xT3MP3R same
2:04
Look at shaynes face😂
That last joke where Ian improvised that he did die in the fire and couldn't figure out where to go from there, was extremely funny for me 😁
“Guacamole is Guacamole”
*-Courtney 2019*
big brain
“Beans are beans”
-Ian 2019
Almost 400 likes... guacamole is ... fantastic.
HEROSAM12 White Or BROWN
Courtney-2019
Me: Watches video
Also me: Has never had Chipotle
Think of it as a white's version of a Mexican subway
I've had some pretty authentic Mexican food, it's not authentic but it's still pretty good
Deaconator22 Official oh j
Uhgh
I never even had taco bell
@@yokie8201 oh ok.
5:49 big brained move
Damiens wrapping is the most relatable thing in this video (at least for me)