Probably did the same thing I do when I make videos with a comedic line in there, doing take after take until it's not even funny anymore and you can hear or say the said humorous piece of dialog without laughing.
American civil war ain’t the only civil war. So since the ongoing south Sudanese civil war is currently being fought, that roller hotdog has been spinning since like right now
@@takenshota546 then you’re underage to use youtube or at least own an account unless your parent owns it and since you’re watching smosh, i assume its not owned by your parents.
That was so funny man like I laughed so hard I shat my pants to the point when they were wet, that was so funny the tears from my laughter could fill a pool, I’m just saying man that was really funny
my favorite lines: "kid where did you get that toilet???" "i Yanked it out of the bathroom." "*goijng through cups* nah..." *DIABETES BARREL* "well im on a diet so... Airhead Taco Nacho Zero it is! *GULP GULP GULP* refershing." "ah hot hot hot hot hot... *slurp* ah brainfreeze! *nom* hot! *slurp* BRAINFREEZE!" "how long has he (AAAH!) been like that? (AAAAAAAH!) i dont know he was here (OHSAAAAAH) before i opened." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Jeffjr31 If someone looks outside or is outside, there is a monster that makes them want to kill themself. The birds can tell if the monster is coming so a lady puts birds in a box so that her and her children could survive.
Me doing my test 1:00
Me finishing it 2:33
Teachers checking it 3:16
All my hard work 3:31
Them telling me I failed 3:08
That's how feel if i were you.
Omg this is amazing
Thats actually pretty good
Omg lmao
A
0:17 “Airhead Taco Nacho Zero it is!”
*gets the Starburst Spinach Slurpiccino*
Wheres ur likes???
also did you realise the liquid isn't even red it's blue
So true
Ya she lying
I also noticed that.
olivia: "airhead taco nacho zero it is!"
also olivia: *picks starburst spinach
Weird
I thought I was the only one who noticed that
I was just about to comment that😂
@@theatrekid-hi9207 yeah
Yeah
Does anyone just binge watch these when they are bored
Yeah i do all the time
YES ikr
ya mon
almost all the time
Yes
Lmao you can see Shayne trying not to laugh in the “I HAVE TO PEE!” Scene.
Ikr
Ramenator LMAO the way he acted to PEE i tried ti do the try NOT TO PEE CHALLENGE
To win $10.000 dollars
Ramenator LOL
@@wingman6422 you kust said $10... tf?
“Airhead Taco Nacho Zero it is!”
*fills barrel with starburst spinach slurpiccino*
Theres only two flavors not three thats why lol.
100 like baby
IKR
I thought i was the only one!!!!
XxSmore's JewelxX samelol
“Your hired”
“Ohhhhh” 😄
“Now you have to clean that up”
“Ohhhhh” ☹️
You’re *
@@packersfan8876 bruh
Lol
He could catch something in the bathroom so lucky 🍀
LOLLOLOLOL
How the hell did Courtney and Olivia hold it together at Shayne’s vocal choice for the last scene?!
IDK
That was in no way their first take.
Probably did the same thing I do when I make videos with a comedic line in there, doing take after take until it's not even funny anymore and you can hear or say the said humorous piece of dialog without laughing.
-You're Hired
- :D
-Now you have to clean that up
- D:
Wow 😹😹
**evil mortys theme plays**
so much pee . that accent tho
Could've just peed in one of the bushes...
In the Netherlands instead off 7 11 its called shell
"Employees only"
*"ARE YOU HIRING?"*
I almost died here XD
Only 36 likes and no replies? CZcams is mad drunk
@@saulter no its bots
I love your videos
Big fan
its crazy how ur 5 years older now xD
0:34 when your bursting a kidney stone
Xd
True
Lolol
Never had one is it painful?
@@andreyyyy552 very
The hotdog has been spinning there Since the Civil war.
lol
Yeah no kidding
American civil war ain’t the only civil war. So since the ongoing south Sudanese civil war is currently being fought, that roller hotdog has been spinning since like right now
And it’s still edible
Ikr
1:20
"You're hired!"
"Aw!"
"Now to have to clean that up"
"Aw..."
At least he didn’t go to the bathroom he would catch something
Aw! Aw!
AW! :D
Aww... D:
“HAWWH”
“now you have to clean that up”
“hawww”
"You're hired"
*"Aaah!"*
"Now you have to clean it up"
*"Aaah..."*
HahHHHhHhahahHahhahahahahaahaha
Vlad Lucian l
Haha haha
doesnt he sound like his nic cage impression on smosh games?
0:34 is it just me or is this dude on of the most hilarious people in Smosh
Are you new here?
the dude's name is Shayne
He carries the brand on his back
Scenes with him and Ian are always so funny omg
2:50 if I had a superpower, it would be this.
@@alextheasian8881 no, the power to eat hot dogs and slushy in a never ending cycle
Ahahah🤣🤣is it only me who watch this a 100 times
3:35 LMAO How can you even think of this?😂
.
.
Ean was probably on the toilet playing clash a clans and all of a sudden he got a idea
egg and yoghurt Productions Ian*
@@moretti3812 *Ian
It's called 7 11 because before it was open 24/7, it was open from seven to eleven. The more you know.
Yes, this was something to brag about when they opened
wow
ayy i knew that
This is so underrated
Also I was born 7-11
“Yo kid how old are you?”
“Seven.”
**Eleven**
I'm 11!
@@takenshota546 then you’re underage to use youtube or at least own an account unless your parent owns it and since you’re watching smosh, i assume its not owned by your parents.
@@TekoManix please shut up, this is CZcams, it doesn't matter
TekoManix I mean why? Nobody really cares anyway...
@@humanbeing4321 exactly
2:34 when I wipe a whole squad of bots
When Shayne needed to pee I was like
*just pee outside*
I know right!!
Vincent Nepe 😂🤣
@Vincent Nepe you said HES A GIRL
IKR
Galaxy Hotdog579 or go to a circle k
Courtney grandma is such a good character 😂
AJpluto ik
Totally
Especially the twist that she is a sandwich
Ik
No Anthony is. I which he was still in SMOSH ToT
Me: can I get a drink
Noah: sure what kind of bread?
Wrong video
@@keelaza ik
Hmmmm wheat bread
A SALADDDD-
“AIRHEAD TACO NACHO IT IS!”
**gets starburst spinach slurpiccino**
3:17 When teachers look at my homework.
3:30 When I look at my homework.
Ikiri Cross I subscribed yo you
Haha
😂😂😂 same you deserve wayyy more likes
Ikiri Cross lmao
I can relate to this 😂😂😂
Ian and keith:making fun of a sandwich
Grandma:you underestimated my power
0:32 to 1:23 best part of the video 😭🤣❤
It's called 7-11 because it was the first place to open at 7 and close at 11, now they're open 24 hours.
Is that the history of the shop?? Oooo didn't know abt that!!👍👍
Really?
i've worked their for a year now
there*
OOOOH
Do you want to know why it’s actually called 7-11!?!?
It use to be open from 7AM to 11PM and it opens July 11
I literally never knew why they called it that. Also never really questioned it. But yeah thanks for the info.
Faaake
Taken comment
Nukes for Dayz Nk nah dog
Celedonio Peres I didn’t take it.... but ok
4:20 I yanked it out the bathroom
Nice
Ok
Smosh knew about CORPSE before any of us did
420 nice
“How old are you?”
4 year old me when the teacher ask me whether I’m a human or a monkey sarcastically 4:00
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best thing about this video was Shayne's Nicolas Cage impression.
they should make a "every nicolas cage movie ever".
0:33 When your watching a 3 hour movie it the theater.
that’s me every time
Yes that happens in the middle
Lol
NintendoFanatic 2001 this was me after endgame and infinity war
That was so funny man like I laughed so hard I shat my pants to the point when they were wet, that was so funny the tears from my laughter could fill a pool, I’m just saying man that was really funny
That happens to me all the time sometimes I forgot to go
3:29 so noone's going to talk about how satisfying she kneads the dough
3:25 I imagine this every time someone says that
When Shane was filling out the papers he was doing his Nicholas Cage impression
Foreal
“Birth date: unknown’ 😂
RKader no shit shurlock
0:34 That's a really good Nicolas Cage impression.
No, Markiplier
@@leifhauser3166 I was gonna say that
I watched this during strict lockdown in my country. Thank you smosh for making my quarantine a bit better
3:33
Hold up,wait a minute, something ain't right
I was confused for a while too but she actually said “wake by rooster”
@@thegamecove8199 thx dude
0:33 When I try to get out of a test
LOL!
😂😂
How did this blow up? TYSM 🦕🦕🦕🦕
HA RELATABLE
@@nightninja8320 lol
4:21
His voice sounds like the kid in Shrek
*DO THE ROAR*
Do it
*dO tHe RoAr*
BubbletEa *sip* EA SPORTS
*rOaAaAaAaaAaaAAaAaR*
dO tHE rOAR
I literally got a 7-Eleven ad while watching this.
No seriously, I'm not lying.
Same
My sister showed this to me like last year and I have been obsessed ever since
“Uhh, birth date: unknown.”
😂
Uhh birth date: unknown 😂
Uhh birth date: unknown 😂
Uhh birth date: unknown 😂
Uhh birth date: unknown 😂
Uhh birth day: unknown 😂
Ian: you're hired.
Shane: Ohh!
Ian: now you have to clean that up...
Shane: Oh..
Unique_Kitten2002 hehehhehe 🙃😛
The best "bring your own cup" I've ever seen was this dude filling an entire mannequin leg
my favorite lines:
"kid where did you get that toilet???"
"i Yanked it out of the bathroom."
"*goijng through cups* nah..."
*DIABETES BARREL*
"well im on a diet so... Airhead Taco Nacho Zero it is! *GULP GULP GULP* refershing."
"ah hot hot hot hot hot... *slurp* ah brainfreeze! *nom* hot! *slurp* BRAINFREEZE!"
"how long has he (AAAH!) been like that? (AAAAAAAH!) i dont know he was here (OHSAAAAAH) before i opened."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
4:17
"Hey kid! Where'd you get that toliet?"
*"I yanked it out of the bathroom."*
Thanks. I didn’t see that in the video.
DashLashBoy lmaooo
Wait, but I thought the bathroom was employees only
Im dead
he was hired
2:18 did they come out of the *BATHROOM!?!?*
wizerwaffle you yes
yea
wizerwaffle you omg yeah!
They were cleaning. I think
Olivia was getting a tour of the 711
Ian and Noah are the best at playing employees that dont give a fuck i love it
I USED TO WATCH THESE ALL THE TIME, THIS WAS MY FAVVV!!!
1:05 has to pee so badly he doesn’t know his birthday
Bong Yan CHEE I actually never noticed that!
Lmao
I want that character in more sketches, it’s one my favorite Shayne Topp characters
He actually says “birthdate: unknown”
"Every morning, I wake my rooster..."
It says "I wake by roster"
BY rooster
The subtitles say “I wake my rooster”
*HA*
Rowan Ampeat ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 😂
As a 7-Eleven employee i can confirm all of this is accurate
i always just binge watch these dude
0:38 Shane is a paid actor
Tiger Puppet was he trying to be Nicholas cage?
goddamn,he cracked the case.
1:30 Lol Ian is the kind of employee I'm gonna be
@@helpmereach1kwithnovideosp825 we're all gonna die 😐
Missy Pope ikr
First of all that comment is on safety mode second of all it's illegal
Same
Sean Y You’re really rude
When I'm bored, I just binge-watch all the smosh videos.
Everyday all day bro
I love how Keith jumped when Ian cocked the gun
4:17 litterally killed me 😂😭
Noice
how did u type this comment then? was funny though
MynxJohn hi it’s me
How are you alive then?
I yanked it outta the bathroom
2:54 basically the only kind of person I’ve seen at seven eleven
Saaame
Hi
Same
You are lucky to even have a 7/11. UK have depressing fuel stations.
I loved the I yanked the toilet outta the bathroom scene 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I LOVE THIS CHANNEL!!
2:06 If it is FREE slurpee day..then why get the smallest cup there?
Madenna Studios get the diabetes bucket
Because do you expect them to give away 16 ounces of slurpee each customer?
Razorblade_Productions Well, no but if that was me I would of got the biggest one there 😂
Madenna Studios they have a rule where you can only get the smallest cup for free
Madenna Studios tbh me too XD
0:34 he sounds like markaplier
Ikr
Jeff The Killer ik
He does
Ik
Nah, he sounds like he needs to pee
It kills me every time when shane does that voice at the end
I like that they unlaybled and turned around all the drinks in the fridge
Do you remember the Civil War? I ACTUALLY DIED HAHAHA
lol
*_"Do you remember the civil war?"_*
_no_
No
Nop
Yeah
Depends
2:50 that’s me at Arby’s , Buffalo chicken slider on one hand and chocolate milkshake in the other hand .
That’s my kind of 7 Eleven .
🌶️ 🍗 🍔 & 🍫 🥛 🥤
Ive been watching this since I was a child lmao.
“How long has this hotdog been sitting here?”
“Remember the civil war?” LMAOOO
1:11 how many times would you bet that Shane laughed.
Rob Schahczinski he probably laughed 711 times
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
7,920,645,012,560,816,027,600,628,926,949,262,063
69
At 0:20 she says airhead taco nacho it is she pours the starburst spinach slurpiccino
It’s cuz it’s actually a slushy machine with stickers on top so there’s only 2 handles
Why did you spend the time
She’s on a diet
Ikr
I'm not sure if this is a joke or if those are actually drink names. If they are humanity is doomed.
Happy free slurpee day 🎉😅
Gosh, I do miss every blank ever videos sometimes.
I kinda want them to have an every scooby doo show ever coz I love that content of theirs
You forgot the teenagers chilling at the parking lot.
No
"chilling"
Yeah.
Using an oxygen tank outside
How are you on top of every comment section??? I get how I can find you on every video, but you're always the top 20 comments..
When somebody looks outside in birdbox 0:28
The 2nd Musketeer and they drink even more slushie to kill themselves
And they choke themself on the slurped and die
I’m sorry but what is birdbox? 😐
What kind of horror? Like what’s the plot?
Jeffjr31 If someone looks outside or is outside, there is a monster that makes them want to kill themself. The birds can tell if the monster is coming so a lady puts birds in a box so that her and her children could survive.
This has to be my favorite and the Every Gamer Ever one
3:35
Me,who eats this if i ever find a seven eleven : *CRIES IN DELICIOUSNESS*
“I yanked it out of the bathroom” - 7 yr old Shayne
2nd best part
1st PEE
Legend says Keith is still there eating his Hot Hotdog and Drinking his Freezing Slurpy
Jan?
Feb?
March?
April?
May?
June?
Ley 2.0 ,e
Nope 4500 b.c
👎🏿dumb bo
Yep
His name is keith
Legend has it Keith is still eating his hotdog and slush
Ian: you’re hired
Shayne: woooah
Ian: You’re cleaning that up
Shayne: ohhhhh
4:17-4:33 killed me, that voice 😂
Me too! 😂
Same!😂
"I yanked it out of the bathroom"
How old are you?
He sounded like a big year old.
4:16 Wtf, Shayne sounds manlier than my stepfather right now... like, wow...
He is your stepfather
@@GeneralLeiaOrgananooooooooooooo
That’s not possible it can’t be true!
Me doing my test 1:00
Me finishing it 2:33
Teacher checking it 3:16
All my hard work 3:31
Me failing test 3:08
Loved this one!
"I'm on a diet"
*Fills the whole bucket with Slurpee*
Sonni yep. That was the joke
3:08 feel bad for you Keith. Been there, done that.
I feel bad for you for spelling Keith wrong
Flynn Cooper just edited it. I hate autocorrect in this day and age.
That is how I eat snacks.
the fact that the old lady wakes up her rooster instead of the rooster waking her up is such gigachad
I love you guys!!! ❤
"How long has that hot dog been spinning there?"
"Do you remember the Civil War?" baha
"Air Taco Nacho it is!"
Gets a Starburst spinach slurpiccino.
Spasm Fox I was about to say that
"Have i seen you anywhere?"
"Con air?"
XD that is the best line from this
“Oh you had the safety on bro”
"I am a sandwich." 😂
Mallorie Louann as I was reading this she said that
Mallorie Louann
But I’m a potato
mhj k ckk llrr hi
*I am a sand witch*
What the hell are you
I'm a sandwich
😂😂😂😂
this was the best one out of all of them.
3:32 reminds me of Nailed it when Jaques Torres explains how he makes the desert.
Avery Braun put on the captions it says with all my hearts inability
Ras Artz i know right
Nicole is the best right? Lol I love nailed it!!!!
I thought I was the only one who watched nailed it
4:20 had me laughing so hard
Seven eleven is like the greatest thing.
That sentence has 7 words and 12 syllables.