Every Waiter Ever
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- čas přidán 19. 01. 2020
- You hear that? That's the sound of your server preparing to sing "Happy Birthday" for the 17th time tonight. This is EVERY WAITER EVER!
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CAST
Damien Haas // / damienhaas
Shayne Topp // / shaynetopp
Courtney Miller // / co_mill
Ian Hecox // / ianhecox
Jacklyn Uweh // / blkjack76
Rachel Jenkins // / rachelj7790
CREW
Director: Ryan Todd
Writer: Monica Vasandani, Kurt Maloney, Lorraine DeGraffenreidt, and Patrick McDonald & Ryan Finnerty
Executive Producer: Ryan Todd
Production Manager: Margo McHugh
1st AD: Eddie Vigil V
DP: Jonathan Na
Cam Op: Brennan Iketani
1st AC: Jacqi Jones
DIT: Matt Duran
DIT: Brian Rosenthal
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Department Assistant: Yasmeen Mughal
Set Decorator: Tayler Nicholson
Set Dresser: Sam Valladres
Props & Stage Coordinator: David Hill
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Script Supervisor: Merina Seidel
Hair & Makeup Department Head: Rachel Jenkins
Wardrobe: Lena Frostestad
Gaffer: Nick Giomuso
Best Boy Grip: Dustin Bloodgood
Grip: Angelique Costanza
Key PA: Austin Barrett
PA: Patrick Polsin
PA: Sarah Davis
PA: Samuel Kaufman
Editor: Mike Small
Assistant Editor: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
IT/Equipment Manager: Tim Baker
Executive Assistant: Nancy Azcona
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Smosh Producers: How much singing are u comfortable doing?
Damien: *Yes.*
I don't mind it
Noah Alila HE GOT THEM PIPES THOOOO
Yup
Damien was born for 2 things, make sure Shane does not kill anyone, and sing
Hello? I lost my eardrums between Damien and Damien
Smosh producers: Are you comfortable with singing a lot?
Damien: *hold my beer*
rrreagan kunkelmannn lol
So long tho.
Had no idea he was good. No wonder they keep him around.
So you're saying Damien brought alcohol to an audition? That's ballsy.
It’s because that’s the only time he gets to use his half of a theater degree
"wash your hands long enough to sing Happy Birthday"
Damien: "AIN'T NO GERMS LIVING ON ME!"
YES
LMAO
Under rated
Underrated *
😂
Damien after 4 minutes of singing: What did you wish for?
Shane: I want you to stfu
Trash Panda XD
hahahaha
*shayne*
His wish didnt come true
Well now that you’ve said it, it won’t come true!
As a server, the one about making a joke that actually lands, and then immediately following up by a joke they didn't laugh at is so painfully accurate
I felt the same way hahaha
Lmao TRUE
Honestly I feel called out by like half the bits in this video.
if you miss the old school smosh videos come by my channel guys
As a butler - same
The only reason for this being 10 minutes, is Damiens singing.
At least it wasn't bad lol
emily mulcahy ikr
His voice sounds great tho
420th like lol
It was good tho
As someone being a waiter, this is terrifyingly accurate.
Which one
Draigh Holbrook the entire video
Your like 9
Are you sure you're a waiter if your name is "GachaPotatoMan" and you have a gacha profile picture?
As someone who eats from restaurants, this is terrifyingly accurate
By the time Damien's done singing, that guy's gonna be celebrating his next birthday XD
Brilliant!😂😂
Safari The Critic it’s a vicious cycle!
XD
Then he’ll have to sing again
He’s gonna have to sing it again 😂😂😂
Damian: do I sing or dance
Smosh producer: yes
i think its better how long do i sing or dance
“It’s like Dr. Pepper, but he didn’t go to medical school.” Lmaoooo I gotta use this as a server.
winterXgames4 and then screw it up. Hehe
We have cola is like coke but this one dont have drugs in them
My go to at the end of the meal if the crowd is right, “would you guys like to get coffee or dessert, maybe a shot of tequila?” Works more often than you’d think
They say Damien is still singing till this day
Poor vocal cords
@@viviannehart2364 I’m sorry?
They speak the truthfully, but he's switched to Christmas songs
I’ve heard him while sleeping
I feel like Damien's song are those akward moments when it's your birthday in school and everyone is singing and you are just standing there just like •_•
People who have their birthday on the vacation: 👁👄👁
I can’t smile on command so it was kinda awkward for me
@@snigdhasamesh3388 Me who has a birthday in August: 🥴
yu
yy
Shayne trying not to laugh when Damien wouldn't stop singing is hilarious
Shayne
@@e.mereid6112 oh yeah sorry my bad it was autocorrect
Who’s shanye
Habiba Gasser the guy that was the b-day guy
Army Berry trtttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt is the day r I have been so happy for you and I
People singing 'Happy Birthday' to you is the most awkward thing ever. I appreciate the sentiment, but I have no idea what to do with myself other than smile awkwardly while you do that.
Also, can we take a minute to appreciate Damien's amazing singing voice?
I just tune it out and focus on the dessert
U just stair at the table smiling like ur having a mental breakdown
Someone sign Damian
Same
Ikr
i want Damien to have his own karaoke video
my name is damien
Smosh: on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your singing
Damien: Yes
“Trent ate his twin in the womb...”
Best line in the video
Sacha Irvine when is that
What about "hope you guys like....LUBE"
I thought it's twin in the room, it's 10x more funnier now
Angelo Altamirano 9:25
Sentence has never been uttered in the history of mankind
Can we just appreciate Damien's GORGEOUS voice?!
When Damien blew the candle instead of letting Shane do it, that was great.
smosh fans: we want damien to sing
also smosh fans: SHUT UP
Agent AJ lmao 😂 u right
SHUT UP
No
I gave the 1000th like
Agent AJ old intro
Me: takes one sip of water
Waiter: Would you like a refill
Yeah
Me: ready to eat a big bite of my meal
Waiter: does the food taste like it should and do you want more fries or dip
Me: *literally spills an molecule of water*
Waiter: Would you like a refill.
I drink my entire coke within 2 minutes. I usually get about 3 or 4 refills every time I go out to eat
sana ol
"You're getting older friend but your life has just begun. You started as a baby but you grew into a man"
I really thought he was gonna say you grew into a Nun what is wrong with me
I THINK that’s it’s because it was the first thing that came to mind when rhyming with the word “begun”. PLEASE DO NOT SHUT ME DOWN!! I have not at all learned about that yet!
I thought he was gonna day “grew into a BUN’’ what is wrong with me
MEDICAL TREATMENT
fiiff
Meanwhile Damian was singing l was waiting for Ian to say
SHUT UP
70th like
Congrats u reached the century mark
Ah yes *so iconic*
yy
@@rkldr ww
Me: *looks at food*
Waiter: **.00001 seconds later** “how is everything?”
I laughed at that comment more then I laughed at the video😂
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
They wanna make sure they gave you the right shit.
Damien is the new waiter/employee that just got hired and wants a
raise so does
everything to the
max including the happy birthday song
That's funny, waiters don't get raises.
I’m sorry I was trying to make someone smile 😐
@@bastienhumphries So was I :)
No. He’s the aspiring singer who heard that an agent was sitting at the next table.
@@ridonculously 😆
6:57 “WeLL uR gEtTiN oLdeR fRienD bUt Ur LiFe hAs jUsT bEgUn yOu sTarteD aS a BaBy bUt yOu gRew IntO a MaN 🤠🤠”
All of damiens singing
3:31
5:06
6:35
8:33
9:16
ozz10 thank you
Why did I need this so much!? Thx♥♥
Thx, we all needed this
I’d like to think Damien’s singing character in this is the theater kid from the Every Denny’s Ever and he just never lived past his high school theater days.
Dhj
B
OMGG 😂💀
We need a fanfic of this
The happy birthday wasn’t realistic. The singing wasn’t anywhere near as bad as it really would be
His singing was actually really good though
He was a good singer though
He sung good why u think it's bad
The point of the joke was that waiters singing happy birthday is never good and sometimes overdone. I wasn’t saying he sang badly, sorry for confusion, in saying in reality they would’ve been in three different keys and would change key almost every measure
In my head canon, that waiter was a former boy band member when he was 17 years old.
Viewers: can you stop singing Damien?
Kieth: I DONT THINK SOOOAAAAAOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHHHH
I remember that Every Vine Ever reference
This needs more recognition oml
7:45 "it landed right in the trash can"THAT GOT ME LAUGHING
Ok but damien has a gorgeous voice like damn I never knew he could sing like that
@iiKevin_XD I just went to the comments to see if anyone else would say sth about that....like dude he is just talented, i mean he can also do like voices and stuff
HE CAN BE SINGER
FOR REAL THOUGH
Damn skippy
True
Me: Moves my water cup 0.00000000000000000000000000000000001 nanometers to the right
The waiter: _More Earth Sweat with Freezy Chunks, dear?_
BurntBlazes next time I go out for food I'm going to order that instead of water and see if the waiter reacts😂
Dylan Cole let us know how it turns out
I need to inform you all that Damien's "twin in the womb" bit legit made me choke on water for at least 20 seconds. I now know what it's like to face my impending death, thanks to Smosh.
"Alright so your gonna catch these HaaannddSsA"😂😂
Damien out there channeling his best Christina Aguilera/Ariana grande
Dink Fam and sort of a little Mariah Carey 😂
1000th like
Just singing ALL of the notes
I got really uncomfortable at that part.
He was no where near that
Damien forcing shayne to say freezie chunks killed me.
That twin in a womb song caught me off guard-
7:32 Welcome to DudePerfect!
To Christina, Britney, Mariah, Ariana, and Beyonce:
Damien is comin for yall
My name is christina soooo damien is coming for me? Lol
Ikr
Kritevit yt no
@@Coolerthan_u No what? My name IS Christina
She probably meant Christina Perri
No one:
Literally no one:
Damien: *sings like an angel*
Oooohhhh~
👆👈👉👆
ooohhh~
*Puts the candle fire down*
Oooh🖕🖕ooohhhh🖕🖕ooohhh🖕 oh🖕oh XD
@@nuttynutsnutstache ha ..
lmao they worked for disney so ya know singing is just mandatory
@@omarijackson1034 WAIT WHAT! HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT! THAT'S SO COOL!
He shouldn't be on CZcams he should be signing
*legend says damien is still singing.*
Legend says this meme is over used.
Dang, is it just me or Damien could be a singer, his voice is like an angel
Smosh producer: how long can you hold a note
Damien: youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
2 weeks later
Damien : uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years later: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Damien: Sings in Tinder for Hot Dogs
Everyone: MOOOOORE!!!
Damien: Ok
Ah yes! That's what started it!
What
@@joewood8675 you need English lessons?
Where
@@BPDMF2024 english lessons?
damien: yes
producer: wtf i didnt even say anything
Can we take a moment to appreciate how well Damien hit his notes 😦😀
Ngl could’ve listened to Damien’s voice forever and not cared
Kevinnn Dimpsey frrrrr
Same
Adlina Hadidi ‘not gonna lie’
@@BarkleyBrixton what is whatbis?
Adlina Hadidi 🆒
"Alright so ur gonna catch these hands"
-Damien Haas 2020
hey
Honestly damien blowing out the candle and flipping shayne off is the funniest thing
This whole set, acting, actors, script, and production are amazing. All of it is really truly impressive. Thanks for making my day brighter
Nobody:
Damien: HaPpY BiIIiiIRRrTHDaaaaYyY
Happy birthday is all the same note
😂
The legend says, Damien is still singing to Shane
Yep
Shayne
Ya shane
U mean *TRENT*
Fxuk,gacha Tuber yeah, who do they think they are?
6:20 somebody tell me i'm not the only one crying for him
:(
Man, Damien is really passionate about Happy Birthday while Jackie and Ian want the ground to swallow them whole.
everyone : we want more of damien singing !!!
smosh : ok lets give him an entire happy birthday solo
I want an every boy band ever that’s just Damien as all of the boy bands
Elizabeth Virginia YES PLEASE
Me: I finally heard Damien sing more than just a few words! I can now die happily.
* reads this comment *
Me: That would make me so happy I'd actually die. I hope they make this!
...roadie
7:17 got me tho 😂 well you’re going to catch these hands
how the hell does damien have such an amazing singing voice
Smosh producers: we should do that restaurant birthday thing
Damien:*pushes up glasses* This is my time
He low-key went off tho😂😂
I loved that part also this comment is probably my favorite lmao
Shayne trying to not break character while damien was singing.
Damien singing is actually very good, I wish they made him sing this song again, but more clean and without interruptions because I really liked the way he did it.
HANDS DOWN one of my favourite videos on the channel
Can we just talk about how good Damien was even though he wasn’t supposed to
Amazing
He's just the guy that tries too hard
He’s was supposed to
Singing part...
1st: Dude he can sing
2nd: Ok... this is still going
3rd: ENOUGH ALREADY
THIS IS SO HARILIOUS 🤣😂😃
I just got a headache.
@@Skate4ypg Exactly
Can we take a moment to appreciate damiens singing
👏 twin 👏 in 👏 the 👏 womb 👏
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Damien: *TRENT ATE HIS TWIN IN THE WOMB*
I wish I did haha
Trent Davis If you have a twin, they better be staying away lmaoo
maxxinq I do have a twin her name is Auburn 😂😂😂
Spedicey Meme Time stamp?
ImperialBurst 9:26
The second career Damiem is gonna do is singing his own songs
Bro Ian played his part fabulous! Like hands down that was AMAZING 🤚
It’s impressive how damien could sustain that note.
Looks like the exact same place where they filmed ever denny's ever
What if it is Dennys? ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
Right
@@kinischh 🤔
What!? They have to re-use sets?! What a suprise!
True
Let's be honest here, we think Damien has a good voice...
NO!
We KNOW Damien has a GREAT voice!
I made this 420. Job done god. I can go now. ... God?
i don't.
@@crazywindows88 lol ok
@@naominights someone having criticism or opinions is apparently stupid. God humanity is screwed
3:32 “best cover in the world, i almost cried”
I Love Damian’s voice it’s awesome and I love 5:28 when he changes pace and dances gold
Everyone: Damien is such an amazing singer!!!!
Also Everyone: WHy Is nO oNE TaLKinG AboUt DaMien's SiNGiNg
Max I know it’s crazy!!🤣
08:34 I love how almost every video gets to a point where is just damien trying to entertain shayne
Or the other way around
Damien's "happy birthday" character should do this bit where he goes to a baseball game with some work friends and they start to sing the national anthem. He starts out-singing his work friends, then the section he's in, until we ultimately see him on the jumbotron, behind the actual performer singing the anthem, adding vocal flourishes until he takes the microphone from them and gets carried out by security, all while still singing the national anthem with people watching in the stands with hands over their hearts and their hats on their chests.
2:40 I love when they put these types of bits in the videos! 😂
Fr😂
Nobody:
Mosquitos around my bed at 3 A.M: 5:37
Ikr
@@matildamwh But it is.
So true
That’s the best comment I’ve ever read
No one likes singing happy birthday, and no one likes being sung happy birthday, so what are we all doing?
Exactly
Isobel Wentworth not true I love embarrassing my friend
Just tell them to stop.
Crazy managers, mine always forces me to
That was a viral reddit post lol
Producers: can you do a little extra singing for this scene
Damien: OK! Just a "little"
8:24
I laughed SO much harder than I should have
Damien singing happy birthday: *unparalled*
Damian is actually a really good singer like DAMN
*Damien*
I know right, but also *damien*
If Damian and ian had a couple's name it would be damian
KOTTA .....😂😂😂
Yup
Damien singing is everything
3:19 “ *he’s funEE!* “
When you realize Damien is a good singer if he tried
“Welcome to Olive Garden. Are you here for an anniversary or a breakup?”
I screamed.
4:21 this is when the song hits hard
In 3:32 I love the fact that Damien gave it his all to sing happy b'day to Shane
“My appendix again?!”
“You did this.”
Is no one gonna talk about Damien singing like an angel?
It sound like a opera singer
Natalyia Kopack It was good but it did take up a fair bit of the video.
No, everyone’s talking about it...
*demon
So true
I love how on the birthday one, each scene has different customers in the background supporting how long he was singing
Legend has it that Trent is still getting sung to him till this day
Waiter: What would you like to drink?
Me: Hi, yes, my friend would like Earth Sweat with Freezy Chunks. I’ll just have a Sprite with a tan.
Lily can I get Dr Pepper but he didn’t go to medical school?
@@danielalt7054 when I get a mr pibb, I'm making that joke.
THIS IS F'IN' STOOPID!!
Smosh producers: Damien how much do you want to sing
Damien: YES
Just want to say thank you guys so much for this many likes I’ve never had this many.
shut up kid
Dude get out of here. Go to CZcams kids.
Nah Fam Bruh. If you're Angry about a kid, going on Normal CZcams Then You, really have No Life.
Night Bot my dude if you type almost every word with a capital then go back to school. Also go mind you godam business
Nah Fam Goddamn*
That thumb's up was is for Damien for the only version of Happy Birthday I've been still been smiling at when it ended. Thank you Damien!
Damian singing is everything 🥰
“ITS LIKE SPRITE BUT IT HAS A TAN”
Zena G hahaha im deaddd
Sprite cranberry