A Hot Masseuse Has Sex with Freddy Krueger with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful
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- čas přidán 27. 06. 2022
- Do you find yourself frequently having dreams about a burned, disfigured man wearing a dirty red-and-green-striped sweater and brown fedora? In these dreams, does said man make pun-based jokes and threaten to kill you? Has your bed recently tried to eat you? If so, you may have unintentionally roused the ire of a certain "Mr. Frederick Krueger." While a horrific death may be in your future, we offer the following option: propose a mutually-agreed-upon sexual romp with Freddy in exchange for your soul. While an orifice or two may be extremely sore the next morning, it may just save your life.
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F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, RuPaul’s Drag Race veterans Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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Trixie was trying to sound like a little girl but she really just did a 10/10 Carl Wheezer impression
This is exactly what I was thinking!!!
My cat looked at my headphones like 'what the actual fuck is that' the second Trixie started with that voice 😂
it was terrifying lmao
That little girl is the last thing you see before the axe/drill bit/band saw cut into you...
I’m CACKLING 😭
Trixie’s little girl voice is a great alternative to waterboarding.
A great way to get me to listen to an ad, in utter horror
🤣🤣🤣
totally. sometimes i listen to these going to bed and i have to ensure that there r no lil gal ads
at this point, we are just literally eavesdropping on their conversation.
I honestly love that about their podcast 😂
I love that they're sudden just saying how much they're spending on stuff
is that not what all podcasts are technically?
@@jkleins2869 some of them are so boring, and so obviously put on. Like...u can tell its not authentic, and even the ones that areee good, is still sounds like a podcast with like titles and segments and just the vibe. These two are literally just talking about whatever and whenever and absolutely no filter, with some things redacted that they cant talk about...like unannounced shit and stuff.
IN DRAG? they are constantly raising the bar, and doing it flawlessly.
I mean the podcast name is bad and beutiful ! What comes after bald ?
And in australia
@@jenishchaudhari9655 not the bad and the beautiful 😭🥴
@@justkidding2001 oh typo but let's be honest out of drag =bad
@@jenishchaudhari9655 let's be honest, this is a *podcast* and most listeners don't even get to see if they're in drag or not. The only massive complaints this channel gets is when they repost old episodes and call it revisiting.
Idk why but Katya describing her drug fuled psychotic break as “cuckoorella” is so funny to me 😭😭😭
I read this comment right as she said it, the stars aligned, I'm a better person now
Welcome to the stage ……….
This is THE funniest episode ever. 💀💀💀The energy is unmatched. 37:37 might have topped “the whole hallway smells like cum.”
Something about the Aussie water and I'm not trying to be nationalist right now. But facts are facts, Mama. The girls are en fuego today!
i think it’s because they’re in drag. when you look fabulous, you feel fabulous. they are talking as trixie and katya rather than brian and brian.
This would be in second place with that. The whole hallway one would always be number 1 for me imo
I am HOWLINNNNNNNNG 😂😂😂😂
"i cut my dick off" i nearly peed myself
i like when katya says "hArrible", just a little something about me
especially the glow up episode of i like to watch 😭
That Boston realness !
same. she’s an absolute peach ✨
"I don't ever want to appear ungrateful."
"I don't either...unless you want to."
My friends and I 🤣
Katya's wheeze/laugh should have its own podcast lmaooo
I could listen to it all day.
it brings me so much joy
It’d be better if she didn’t force it after every semi funny joke
im crying 😂😂
Love Trixie having an absolute existential crisis when Katya asks, "Who are you?" and she replies "I'm me" while staring out into the distance.
This ep feels like a slumber party 😭❤️
Yes, thank you. That's exactly what it felt like. I felt cozy listening to this 😂
Katya seems to be in such a happy and healthy place lately, she is radiating joy and gratitude. I am so damn proud of her 💕
Me too.
I too would be a BEAM OF LIGHT after getting a divine 350 dollar sex-massage from an unknown dreamy australian at a 5-star hotel
The fact that Katya keeps the mic ½” from her face while she cackles has made my entire day.
Mindful of the audience
I'm obsessed with Trixie laughing at 37:53 fully looking like she's frozen in time
I'M CHOKING
the way you can see just her head 😭😭
I love seeing them genuinely have a blast putting out content together. Takes me back to the earlier seasons of UNHhhh.
I CANT BREATHE.
and how her head fits perfectly in the bottom left corner when it zooms in
The instagrams of Katya doing videos just sitting in front of scenery without moving have saved me this week ❤️😂😂
It's true performance art.
@@helloDonnaBella should be in the Louvre 😂😂😂
Trixie: "I don't know why everyone thinks I'm rich"
Trixie: "I have 4 homes!" LOL love it!! ❤️
It's like she has the mentality that if she doesn't have milllllllllions in her checking account, she's not rich. You've invested, Queen. Four homes means you are rich 😹😹 youre so rich your money isn't even money anymore
Her realizing in that moment she owned 4 homes. Is a I don’t know how rich I am mood.
Relatable content 😂😂
Two of which, she paid cash for! Riiiiiiiich.
It’s getting annoying. Especially when she uses her “I used to be poor” excuse to pretend she’s better than other rich people.
I would listen to Trixie and Katya criticism on hotels, ac units, masseuses, …a rock, all day. And I need Katya’s mic 🎤
Just have a look at the Unhhh playlist. I think those have all been topics by now.
I think they both have the same mic!
It could be the Rode video mic ME-L? I just googled
@@baebyblade2545 do you know what app they’re using to record their voices?
Tracy’s pink crocs are a great symbol for the energy of this episode
Lol the fantasy is complete Mary !
Glam but also comfy
This might be the funniest podcast episode so far
💯💯💯 I’m wheezing with Katya’s raspy witch ass 🤣
The "That's you!!!" "No, it's not!?" moment stays unmatched tho
They laughed as much as we did this episode and it really warms my heart
katya laughed more than she talked lmao
@@pseudopulk3478 the Niagra Falls of vomit was also a classic. I think it's their most viewed.
They were in a ✨️mood✨️ this episode. I was cry laughing.
Trixie is now able to understand what Katya is saying through her laugh
Well she's a dialect coach of course she can lol.
I have a question, how could anyone CHOOSE to listen to this podcast and not WATCH it?
I'm told the audio-only versions are longer/less edited, which does give me some fomo, but I just can't give up actually getting to see their expressions and everything lol. They're always so animated, I'd feel like I was missing too much without video.
@@turnintino I'm pretty sure most of them are the same length, at least I didn't notice any differences. As to the original question, well yeah It's great to see their faces of course, but It's equally nice to be accompanied by their chatter on a walk.
Someone who has to drive somewhere, or is jogging or whatnot?
People who are busy 🤷♀️
I listen to podcasts on my commute to work everyday. I download in advance just so i can listen on the subway. But when I have do have the time, i do love to catch up on a video episode.
i did both.
There’s no way Chime is like “oh yes this is exactly what we want from an ad read.”
Hearing Katya wheeze properly with the mic close to her is such a joy.
Love these biological women so much!
For Trixie so loved the joke, she got us together with her Madame Tussaud’s realness.
~ Katya 37:58
This comment right here….I can’t!😂🤣 Genius!
The HIGH PITCHED, “HIIIII, IM A LITTLE GIRL..” is a thing of nightmares!
Half of this podcast is Katya wheezing into the microphone and I'm 100% here for it.
Love these pods while they’re on tour. It’s so fun to hear about stories on the road!
Apparently if you want Katya to finish her stories it has to be about something that will make Trixie speechless (only to interrupt for a few jokes of course lol)
Can’t tell if the kettle’s ready or if it’s Katya laughing at this point 😂
I love that the pod has just turned into a sounding board for their complaints lmao. I love listening to it though.
a grindr hookup and I were just discussing how GOOD an actress Katya is
this is exactly what katya would want
I live for Trixie being such a great dialect coach that she now has the confidence to start critiquing Katya’s accents.
Miss Duolingo Herself
Trixie: I can't believe RuPaul went on Jimmy Kimmel and called me rich
Also Trixie: Which of my four homes are you talking about?
37:45 the way that we hear nothing but the couch is SENDING me
I saw this comment just as I started the pod and I was so excited for this timestamp. I was NOT disappointed when I reached it. Holy shit.
23:36 - 23:40 that wheeze though… I can now sleep peacefully after hearing that.
Katya's wig is INCREDIBLE. I'd swear that thing grew from her scalp.
I met them in Perth, last week Monday, they are so beautiful 😍 🤩✨ I fell in love even harder than I already was 🥰 had a VIP meet n greet ticket. Their show was brilliant as were they, Kelly Mantle & their dancers 🔥
I'm so sad I missed the show! 😭
So you're broke now?
I was at the Perth show too- they pretty much lit our tampon strings on fire and blew our boxes off! Agreed- the whole cast was amazing
I was at the same show as well! It was so good my face was hurting from laughter the rest of the night. I took my daughter on her first night out in heels, was the best mum/daughter date possible- she’ll treasure the memory for the rest of her life 🥹
God I love them. Katya looks so cozy in her robe :')
actually, if a tipped employee were to kill me, i would tip at least 100% for doing me the favor
Watching the audio levels peak on Katya’s phone when she laughs is sending me
This was actually an amazing episode lifting up small business owners and independent artists, and a lot of frank finance talk.
Pearl is building tiny homes and Miss Fame is raising chickens, it's 2022.
Trixie realizing in that moment she owned 4 homes. Is a I don’t know how rich I am mood.
This episode was really funny, i was dying at katya talking abt the masseuse putting her in a body bag
why'd this have better audio than anything else
That mic is the weirdest thing in the world, it must've taken a miracle for Katya to set it up! ❤
23:40 "have a physician come in and administer t blockers" took me the fuck OUT why are we not talking about that joke
trixie's ad reading as a "little girl" gets me every time. please don't stop
Best episode in so long … I gotta go fix my face, y’all got me CRYING 😂
When they're talking about "Even Better Help" and Katya just murmurs "baga chipz" super randomly. 38:57
Aside from the fact that this is one of the funniest episodes - those mics are really damn good! Someone needs to drop that brand name 👀
God, I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I feel like I’ve had a workout. Thank you.
When Trixie was laying down laughing at the "I cut my dick off" comment, she looked like she was sleeping or dead with a grin. With her bird laugh. Equally hilarious and terrifying.
This sound quality on ur little phones is 3x BETTER than half of the episodes recently
I was crying laughing on the trendmill listening to this episode. Straight hysterics. Katya's wheeze had me cracking up!
The wheeze that was heard around the world. I love katya
Omg this is the funniest one ice seen in ages you both make me cry with laughter love it -Katya’s laugh is so funny and Trixie laughing at the goonin face on the couch bloody brilliant
this was one of the best episode EVER! COULDN’T STOP LAUGHING 🤣🤣🤣
23:34 when Katya couldn’t stop wheezing I died
I came as soon as I heard.
I love Kelly, I hope you can guest her in the pod again
this ep is giving sleepover vibes i love this set-up! one camera makes me feel like i'm there lol
18:16 "Did you pay for that condo in cash"
"Which condo?" RICH!
Trixie not knowing the difference between a hotel and motel being a motel ownere will never not be funny
The audio quality is still better than sibling rivalry help
Trixie is playing real life monopoly, she got 4 houses and a motel 😄
Immediately starting with "Hi." "Should we tal--ah- the I mean, it just, listen, it's--ugh" was the perfect opener
Not me listening to a whole commercial for Trixie’s “little girl” voice! 😂😂
BTW - I love and appreciate the fact that you guys keep it 100% about money and illness. Thank you for normalizing your normal life topics.
just when I think Trixie has grown in terms of letting Katya speak, I am proven wrong 😂
Thank you for talking about sex work in a positive way! Love you both!
The little girl voice is so funny It always gets me
Katya describing The Ritz Carlton as “famously ritzy” is so fucking insane lmao
While Monet hides her riches, Trixie is out here letting everyone know 😂
Saw you in Sydney last Friday and you were so good - holy shit, my beautiful cousin who has aspergers and loves you two was basically crying with laughter.
Kelly was an absolute knockout. Congrats
I have the same diagnosis! We try not to call it aspergers (and just call it autism) bc hanz asperger was a n4z! and it’s a needless specification from autism
@@ashleydalton4857 thanks so much for that - and i'll let my cousin know too because he and his family likely wont know this. He was diagnosed in our country, where maybe the practice hasn't advanced as much as in the US
Im gonna need to know EVERYTHING about katyas mic and what app she’s using 🎤🫶
mic looks like Shure MV88, idk about the app 😗
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“I asked if we could just hug” 😂
On tour??? In drag??? LOVE
absolutely lost my composure at “broke my legs”
Girls, you did it again. Raising the bar, for all of us.
Katya’s smokers wheeze is my white noise.
The little girl voice that Tracy uses for the Chime ad is iconic - who would play her?
Trixie unless you marry David or make a will, all of your estate (except the accounts with beneficiaries) devolves to your heir who would be your mom as you have no direct heirs and no will. If you want it to go to your brother etc you gotta make that will sis
She described making a will in depth a few pods ago. Brother is an attorney I think(?) so he takes care of all of Trixie's money. She's good. :)
@@samaraisnt did u listen to the pod mary? She literally said she doesn't have a will
@@samaraisnt she said her brother is her benefactor (assuming for the retirement accounts mentioned in this episode) but she just now said she doesn’t actually have an official will. With how much Trixie and Katya talk about money and death they should really get those set up!
@@ellellio I don't know why the hell even the people who run their various businesses/shows/etc. aren't pushing them to do that...they both have too much fiscally at stake to not have wills, and too many close family & friends to not make sure things go to them.
(I know I harped on this in the comments a couple of pods ago, but the literal agony not having a will/going through probate causes when a family member dies is reason enough to get a damn will.)
@@Corbomite_Meatballs look im not telling the dolls how to be the dolls. Am just here to spread knowledge of inheritance laws which are useless and outdated but a necessary evil
I so rarely get mad at Trixie when she interrupts Katya but I was LIVID when she cut her off at the end! I wanted to hear that Lisa Vanderpump story 😂
No one gives a shit about two privileged millionaires. Katya can interrupt for as long as she wants
katya thinking she is less famous than whitney while having 1.1 MILLION more followers than her on instagram is hilarious to me
I got confused when Kathya started talking about the experience with the masseuse and I thought she was still talking about his sex dream with Freddy Krueger 😂
Trixie doing her little girl voice always hits you like a truck 😭 I’m really over here losing it
This podcast episode was great!
As a stage manager and sound engineer who has also worked in lighting etc etc. putting weird shit on the rider to see if we’ve read it and fullfiled it pisses us off so much because it’s such a waste of time and money and the artist never even checks it and they never get through their whole rider. Just put some other weird note in there like “stage manager must say this quote to me when I arrive” or something simple, we actually LOVE ones like that which don’t waste time and resources and are a bit of fun.
Oh my god! I laughed so much at this and so hard! Felt so good! Thanks to you both!
i love this podcast so much and hope it never ends
I love that Katya seems to think you haggle at Costco or JC Penney
OH MY FUCKING GOD I'm home alone in the dark and Trixie's fucking "little girl" voice creeped me the fuck out
what kills me with the little girl voice is Trixie trying so hard not to burst out laughing lmfao
I love them. My daughter-in-law surprised me with tickets to see them in September and I’m so excited
23:49 "soften up some of those dog faces a little bit" is deep, vicious & truly underrated
Thank god they found out about that mic. It will make their pod setup easier.
I honestly love this style of podcasting those phone mics r 2 cute & i was dying of laughter
37:58 Trixie looks fucking dead and its creeping me the fuck out lol. TRIXIE, blink twice if you’re still here with us
Thank you guys I’m going through a hard time please don’t ever quit