Hell Hath No Fury Like Teenage Twitter | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
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- čas přidán 6. 09. 2021
- From the lows of making an unfortunate calendar-based Twitter faux pas to the highs of a stupendous, scintillating, splendiferous Violet Chachki performance, today's episode is a shining beacon of light upon a hilltop surround by the dreck that is the contemporary podcast oeuvre. Put down that dollar-store frozen burrito, slap on some deodorant, and try to pretend that you're a civilized human being for forty-five minutes instead of a rancid sack of flesh and hair. Also, Happy Labor Day, you heathens.
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About the Podcast:
F*ggy Bald f**ks by day, wildly successful crossdressing bombshells by night. The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo feature a pair of grizzled gay ghouls exploring the culture boundaries of modern beauty through interviews with gorgeous guests who inhabit various facets of the beauty industry. From models, moguls, influencers, drag queens, adult performers, actors, and more, Trixie and Katya break down the beauty behind it all.
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Trixie’s aesthetic today is “girl from elementary school who’s the reason we aren’t allowed to bring peanuts to school anymore”
Or “my mom picks me up from the nurse every time my stomach hurts”
6,500 languages in the world and you chose to speak facts
Gypsy Rose Blanchard
@@markjones7138 OMG that's hilarious.
No she looks like an retired old Florida queen
I love trying to guess if katya is going to say ABSOLUTELY or ABSOLUTELY NOT
I’m not sure she always knows when she starts the word!
The answer is always in her eyes
As soon as I read this she said “ABSOLUTELY…… NOT!”
“You know what I mean?”
You could make it a drinking game
Oh my god Violet just posted their note on the flowers it says: "Roses are red, they're also pink, Trix and I hope the show doesn't stink, break a leg" I just love the three of them
Me too
Haha that's so cute
love how they complained saying they didn't want to video the podcast but there's so much physical comedy lol
For me there’s just a huge pause after Katya’s hi 🤣🤣🤣
This episode will be confusing for people just listening
I think almost half of what I laugh at is their physical comedy.
@@RNCHFND lol i started just listening to it and was like no this is an episode i have to watch, i think
40:20 katya's slow turn to the camera was immaculate
I love that Katya’s iced coffee was clearly intended to be out of frame based on how far away it is…but it’s still in frame in both of her angles
And stays melted and untouched
"I don't like standing up. Not even for gay rights or the national anthem" Katya
This is going on my tomb stone!
“Speaking of crazy shaped” *in unison* “VIOLET”
The Oompa-Loompas talking about Violet Beauregarde
the fact that trixie sent violet pink and red flowers under her and katya's name is honestly so cute
I immediately thought the red represented Katya and the Pink represented Trixie 🤣 they're geniuses!
I hope Violet placed them on a vase 🥰🥰
I know it’s long been overkilled at this point but I’m obsessed with “who would play her” lmao
I laugh every time she asks this 😂
the best thing is that after a joke like that is totally tired it loops back into being funny BECAUSE it's been overkilled for so long lmao
where did they even come up w it 💀💀
saz aislin ru's podcast, everytime a guest would talk about someone she doesn't know (for example their mom) ru would ask who would play her so she could picture them in her mind lol
it never gets old
they knew what they were doing with this thumbnail
i hate that i clicked immediately
What were they doing
So turned on
Especially with the bitch that says she don’t like hugs. I was like what in hell is going on here on this fine Tuesday afternoon
They’re like that pink house and goth house meme in the thumbnail alsksjjs
Pls this is the most accurate thing 😭
The thumbnail looks like either a hug or Katya is about to break out the Karate skills and slam Trixie into a table.
b 0 t h
Either would be on brand
Edit: actually, I take that back. The latter would be more immediately believable
Either option sounds like the beginning of a fanfic tbh If someone wrote that I'd read it 💀
So I live in Shreveport and chi chi is actually my drag auntie. When she died she actually had a list of things she wanted everyone to have. Me being a new queen I got shoes because chi chi is the only queen in my area who wears my size. Of course as follows the other queens got other things. Also chi chi wanted it that way, she is such a helping person who would give anyone the shirt off of her back. Also some of the queens got back the things she borrowed 5 years ago😂😂😂
♥️♥️♥️
oh that last part!!! chi chi
What an angel
what an absolute angel 🥺💕 may she rest in peace
Oh Chichi ❤️❤️❤️
The evolution of Katya's bulking biceps..
We love to see it
Do you even Katya bro
They way trixie fully read us- "oh cmon these people have seen every thing we've ever done" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 facts.
Mother called us out
Trixie looks like an 80 year old grandpa arriving in Florida for the winter
rofl the audacity
AAAHHH!!!
like a gay 75 year old golfer
The fact that it wasn't a hug and was just them checking each others body fat😭
LMFAOOO
I will never get tired of the "Who would play her?" running joke
Katya: "I would never say Candyman three times in front of a mirror, I WOULD NEVER!"
All of us who saw the Halloween UNhhhh episode where they do exactly that: "Are we a joke to you?"
AND i’m pretty sure they said it FIVE times in that episode instead of three 😭😭
@@faith8090 exactlyyy, but Katya broke it (maybe intentionally)
Not Katya going "I wouldn't even say it as a joke" (referring to the candyman) when they fully said it five times in that first UNHhhhh Halloween episode😂
She was getting high then. So, it's a freebie lol
To be fair they took it in turns saying it five times so I don’t think it counted
This is the comment I was looking for! 😂
@@mg-oe3qr such a deep cut, lol. But I’m right there with you…it didn’t really count (at least I hope it didn’t!)
You have to say it in the mirror
an intimate ep for the 4th week in a row?! we’re truly blessed
“I turned to the person I didn’t know who had no wrist band”
“Kim Chi”
LMAOOO
"Mons sticking out, mons sticking out" that joke came into my house and slit my throat in my sleep
😭😭
What exactly was katya quoting? Was it ayesha or something completely different lmao
@@nelitexas.295 I think she's quoting Ayesha's song "Hungry Baby"
@@n30n_futur37 ok thanks!
Trixie: gay golf dad
Katya: gay goth daddy
Opening on them talking about repeating stories without even remembering, which is now itself a story they are repeating without even remembering is very meta.
the sudden cut at like 28:38 after trixie imitating violet absolutely SENT ME
i got really confused by the sirens at 29:28 then i paused and they were still going. long story short the apartments next to me are on fire.
Sirens are going by my house as I read your comment. Weird.
As a competitive swimmer. Yes. We would have “shave down” parties at teammates houses where we would shave each other. Co Ed. Looking back, yea that’s weird.
Fellas is it gay to shave each other’s bodies at a party
@@HeyItsNovalee Thankfully! Can't go swimming with full balls. hehehehe😮
Mannn I wish I was on swim team- I didn't get to do NOTHIN fun 😂
I remember the whole men’s swim team at my high school would bleach their hair bc they were going to shave it off anyway. Vaguely cultish, but then again we as the xc team would all wear short shorts on meet days so I guess I can’t really talk lol
I knew a girl in high school. Big time swimmer. Hated straight men that didn’t shave their legs. Still think about that.
I could listen to hours of y’all gushing over Violet. I hope you guys have her on again now that there’s visuals. I also really really wish Katya had her own label, I’m always coveting her wears. That blush dress from the fired episode is one of my favorite garments I’ve ever seen!
I would love to see Violet too
Trixie is dressed like a little kid on their first day of school 😭
Pls I thought the fit was cute
More like every British 20-something at a festival 😂
@@JaydeRyan it is cute!
that Baby Gap model chic
When trixie talks about her famous moments, it's hilarious because she tries to sound like she's annoyed or inconvienced by it but it's obvious she loves it 😂😂😂
I’m going to assume the singer that looks like trixie is pitbull
Lmfao
Trixie saying he doesn’t see his mother living another 5 years and Katya’s face like omg 😳
seeing violet live is something everyone should experience at least once to stay humble
“I would never say candy man” play back the Uhnn episode where they both said it and Trixie jump scared Katya.
It wasn't a real mirror though. She may have felt more safe. 😂😂
Grandma Katya teaching her first grandchild how to walk, so sweet
I've seen violet at a drag con panel, and she is GORGEOUS. I felt like a foot, compared to even one eyelash of hers.
love this comment
Trixie finally spoke into the microphone the entire time (aside from the assessing each other's body fat moment). I'm so proud.
girl on girl
When they are alone just vibing .. it’s perfection!! I adore them and this show!.
T&K: we do not need a visual of the podcast y’all are greedy
T&K: gesture to each other for 15 seconds of silence
They really hate their fans, and I don't blame them.
we are trash
Listening to trixie tell that story made me CRINGE so much, like why do the fans have literally no boundaries
Just the invasive ones.
That yelling Brian Firkus this so embarrassing I would have left to avoid being grouped into that. So cringe. I can’t survive cringey situations like that.
@@hollyobaby6949 also the fact that he said he hates fans calling him Brian makes it even more gross
Trixies subtle makeup in this is BEAUTIFUL chef's kiss
No makeup makeup look
People should re-watch the first Candyman, which is probably the first motion picture to ever use the word "gentrification". The whole movie was about race and class.
That thumbnail has me very curious 😂
mom on mom action
The power struggle of trixies hat brim and collar is causing me mad anxiety.. who will come out on top!?!?
I can now pay attention to nothing else.
The trixie stans @ violet’s show gave me second hand embarrassment.
I hope they all hear how much she loathed that moment.
especially when she has said she hates when fans call her by her boy name 😕
Its bad enough that they were calling out to her, but using her government name? Eww, jesus, gross. Thats so disrespectful.
This reminds me of some dumbass arguing that its ok to call drag queens by their boy name because 'its acting' and actors don't like to be called by their 'characters'. Some people have zero knowledge about drag but keep acting like they're expert. oh look, I accidentally described the whole drag race's toxic stans.
@@haran2823 Huh? He was not in drag hence a boy.
they really spent most of this episode talking about violet’s show. seems correct.
I work at a custom golf cart shop. I have tried sending Trixie emails before because I so badly want to build her a golf cart size Barbie Jeep. She could drive it to the store and stuff lol. We make a jeep wrangler body kit and we could make it look *exactly* like a real Barbie Jeep. I'd so love to do it lol.
Sorry Katya saying the word golf cart triggered me.
Omg I hope she sees this!!! That’d be perfect for Trixie ❤️
rupaul coming to their show in full disguise and a wheelchair has me crying and throwing up
Katya's skin is absolutely GLOWING in this pod
she was sweating
Had to pause to read Katya's hat "I suffer from PMS, putting up with men's shit" sjdklfjskldjflksdf
Ever since they posted violet's show on their stories I've been anticipating them talking about it here because I knew they would gush about it, it's so awesome how supportive and admiring they are aaaaah I love my favorite season 7 queens
“These people have watched every single thing we’ve made for like six years” I feel so recognized omfg, my bf has also watched every single one with me, I used to force him and now he asks for you two by name!!
This is giving the fanfic writers everything they need
i don't know why but katya is so precious in this episode i just wanna hug her
Why does Trixie look like Ryan Reynolds in this episode?
I love how they're gushing over Violet. She was my favourite Drag Race winner for so long. Also I really want to know who is this singer that apparently looks a lot like Trixie.
i swear i see you everywhere
Doesn't he?!!
The singer is Brandon Colbein
@@isthatjackson Holy shit, he looks exactly like Trixie
Lol where mom?
“I’m not gonna say it……”
“I’m not gonna say it……”
“I’M NOT GONNA SAY IT……”
“I’m gonna say it.”
Falling into a deep depression and been weeping all day so I really needed this.
How does Brian/Katya genuinely not know he's gorgeous?
frrr
Couldn't stop looking at Katya's arms like omg throw me on the bed now.
katyas face when trixie nonchalantly says she doesnt see her mom realistically living for another 5 years lmao
The fact that her mom probably wouldn't even bat an eye at the statement makes it even better.
I love that saying they're retelling stories has become the new story they're retelling.
ugh im so jealous of people who could watch violet's show. hearing tracy and kathy talk about it makes it sound so immaculate and unimaginable
Katya has the Moon tarot card tattooed on his arm. Lovely
the opposite aesthetics tho 😭
Love that this is just them being proud parents of violet for 40 mins
"You just bought me a trip to the dumpster." -- That was classic!
At this point Katya's voice is my favorite thing since her rudemptios.
If she's GiGi Gorgeous, what are you- GooGoo McGoo?
I'm SLAIN
It's okay Trix. We're all thirsty for thicc Katya.
I need Katya to start narrating audiobooks.
And if the plot veers off into another dimension, I’m still on board. Maybe more so.
Or perhaps a Calm sleep story, or guided meditation.
@@dobrilabijelic1631 *cough* be your own dentist ;)
I would love if she narrated a scary book in that creepy man voice she uses sometimes
She could voice so many characters so dynamically. The creepy old guy is my favourite though lol
Idk if Trixie’s using that eyebrow gel she made a video on but her eyebrows are looking FANTASTIC. So beautiful is this man 😭
it's true- super cute face!
25:20 loved this patty cake moment I can’t stop watching it
"I've been going through some personal things about flowers....
I hate them."
lmao
anyone else mesmerized by Katya's eyes the whole time?
I would pay good money to go to a drag show where you two gave commentary from a balcony just off stage like those muppets.
why is Katya looking like a whole buffet of snacks, he has been working out yummm
Trixie and Katya make me sooooo happy.
the long silence was funnier in the podcast bc i was like knowing them they're just going to stay quiet for 20 minutes and cut to commercials
Okay but the way katya is encouraging trixie to get that bald head tattoo and hyping her up with "how good she would look" like a good bestie is utterly adorable they're like the ultimate besties
wait I wanted Katya’s take on Velvet Buzzsaw 😂 I live for her movie reviews
Katya never lets me down with the 80s movie references-ever so subtly sliding in the Adventures in Babysitting scene with poor Brenda in the phone booth at the bus station. She said Elizabeth Shue Who?
i love the violet praise. loveeeeeeee her to death and beyond, the world would be better with a little more of her
Thinking back to how this podcast was supposed to be about beauty and peoples different perceptions of it they managed to stay on track for like 10 episodes and then it’s been unhinged ever since
It was probably because guests on podcast are usually poorly recieved.
When can we finally iron those tablecloths?
Where are the bangs??? I came for the bangs. Bangs.
was just listening to the pod and came for 40:25 when Katya is both shocked and offended at the mention of Drag. 11/10 was not disappointed
"Flowers? Could you get me some GooGone so I can get that shit off the wall" you know you're getting old when you catch yourself nodding to that proposal.
no one:
trixie: i think about death all the time
their joy at finally finding their memories is grin worthy XD
love it when yall talk about violet
They're leaving room for Jesus.
They’re so proud to remember their own show lmao
I will never, EVER get tired of "bone stickin out, bo-bone stickin out"😂
Been watching unhhh since I was 16 I’m now almost 22. Literally have been watching y’all’s content for 6 years
Seeing Violet and Dita perform for the New Years Gala is one of my happiest memories. ✨Violet is excellence.✨
Watching Trixie bite her tongue when she realizes how out of touch she’s about to sound is always a treat.
So happy I bought my ticket for Violet's show 3 days ago. I'm already travelling to Toronto to see Elton John(!!!!!!!!) and the shows were TWO DAYS APART. FATE MAMA! DESTINY! Also the fact that they sent her a bouquet of roses which were half pink and half red is ADORABLE
Trixie's giving off some major Stanford Blatch energy here. lmfao