MTV's Show About 'Yo Momma' Jokes Was Low-Key Racist (w/ Kurtis Conner)
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just a heads up that Demi Lovato uses They/Them pronouns!!!! our bad!
The Good thing is that he caught it
Thanks from the all of us
Also first furry
thanks for acknowledging it Jarvis!
Thank u I was surprised that was left in 😅
Thank you for correcting yourself!
here i was coming here to see if i was the only one that noticed
He totally missed a "Yo Mama so absent from your life that the show needed to use your cousin instead"
please 💀💀
he would have sued
@@jinsoulful chuu yas
He would have had father sue you
Nooooo😂😂😂
I’ll never forget the episode where the one guy spits “float like a butterfly sting like a bee, I slept with your mama now it hurts when I pee”
And guess what 7th grade me did
I'm so so sorry but, I cackled so loud my cats came running when I read this
@@EatMyRawrz 😂 this show taught a generation of middle schoolers how to roast LMAO
7th grade you got an STD?
Shiiii daw sounds sick.
Slept with his mom? 😳😳😳
Sounds like a mad varse city line in jackbox
to be fair, jordan is completely immune to yo mama jokes. he was raised by his dad and three atms in a trenchcoat
This is the type of joke I would've actually liked to hear on the show lol
he was raised like if patrick bateman was a rare endangered bird species
@@dafartmaster4202 What the fuck does that mean?
@@dafartmaster4202KDHDJWJWJWBDJS
I got one: yo mama so stupid she thought your father loved her
One thing I love about modern society is that we've moved so far from "yo mama" jokes that now saying "ur mom" to someone is peak comedy.
Ur mom.
literally all someone has 2 say is "ur mom" and that's easily the funniest shit ever
Your maternal guardian
@@akalulunauwu5931 Thy moth'r
@@akalulunauwu5931you are too advanced for our time *kneels to the mysterious time traveler*
I once saw a literal 7 year old say "yo mama so hairy, when she gave birth to your brother, he got carpet burn" 💀
Kenny humor right there
Children are brutal asf-
Brody Foxx
I saw an 8 year old saying that yo mama so ugly that even satan didn’t want her in hell 😭 the bad thing was this was targeted towards my little brother, who was ALSO 8 at the time.
NO NOT THE FULL ON CARPET BURN LINE-
"you're so black you--" woah woah there jordan lets take a breather first
White ppl explaining why black ppl should get offended by the word cheese
Take him out to dinner first at least 😳😳😳
@@aishasmith3012 if you are sarcastic then the second half of your statement is wrong, if you aren't then you are wrong. I humbly request you to elaborate or rephrase.
@@accelgortuss4573 It's just funny to me how the same people who claim that white people are offended on black peoples behalf are the same people who choose to not be offended on black peoples behalf.Justs makes it seem as if black people can't have differing opinions and some might be offended while others may not.
i havent seen this episode since 2006 and only remember the fake hair joke. honestly im glad the show came out then and not now cuz ppl would feel the need to cancel some dude who was paid to make some dumb lighthearted jokes. just cuz ppl say stupid shit doesnt mean they need the internet to give them so much shi about it. and honestly i bet this guy was putting on an act. lots of mtv shows have ppl do that. i wish this guy would do an AMA so we could get the details lol
jordan is 100% a theater student playing a character. the casting call was like "give us your best out-of-touch rich guy impression" and this guy broke out what he learned at theater camp. that was a house for sale they filmed at and put whatever props they had and the "cousin" was just someone they hired. jordan is a character.
source: I have met like at least five "jordans" in theater classes.
I hope so because if jordan is a real life person i will die.
It is absolutely a character
He is, he has an IMDb page
he looks like he's doing a Patrick Bateman impression
@@ethanporciello8807what's his real name?!
The "You're so black" hit me like a fucking truck I did NOT expect that
I was fully expecting it and it still hit me like a truck
Gotta love how he just blatantly treated being black as an insult on its own 🙃
The King Kong one made me feel sick I can't believe that was aired
@@oMuStiiAvery thin skinned people when I was a kid in the 2000s being called white was considered an insult and nobody cried about it the black kids would joke about how dark each other were and they didn't cry about it either. It's immature sure but joking about each other is just something everyone does.
In the second season a contestant says "Your momma is so white she thought Malcom X was Malcolm the 10th" 🤦🏻♀️
I feel like the white guy is like when white people write a movie with mostly black people and they add a white guy because the writers feel white people won’t relate to it.
i thought you meant kurtis at first i-
@@jaci5437 LMAO
@@jaci5437 jajaja
That guy representing the rich sounded like that one guy off of futurama
I just had a stroke trying to read this comment
"your mother has a glass eye with a picture of her family inside" sounds like the introduction of a Jigsaw trap
Oh no
Oh my god yess lmao
“I want to play a game. Today, you will learn the importance of family. Your mother has a glass eye with a picture of her family inside. Your goal is to retrieve this picture before your time is up. is in the next room over, confused and scared. Bring me her glass eye. Remove it from her head, and only then will you be able to see what it truly means to be a family. You have four minutes. Live or die, make your choice.”
Or a would you rather
“Your mother has a glass eye with a picture of her family inside or your father has a prosthetic leg with an engraving of a guitar. Which one would you rather be true?”
@@pennyw2226 honestly i'd go with the prosthetic leg one, the guitar engraving wld probably look dope as fuck on that lmao
Dude honestly this show just shows how bad sexism was at the time of this show that no matter what the girl character says they boo
true but the use of "character" for the real life lady
Her jokes weren't funny, so her gender is irrelevant
true. most of the guys had terrible jokes yet people still laughed.
the fact that mothers were the butt of the joke demonstrates the sexism of the time too tbh
@@thicc_astley Yo Mama jokes have been around way before that period. They could be, but I'm not sure I agree they are likely rooted in sexism. Mothers are the target of Yo Mama jokes in order to hit the recipient in a sensitive area. I suppose the average person is more protective of their mother than their father. Also more people don't have fathers than don't have mothers.
What really shivered my timbers about this was Jordan continuously made very racist jokes that somehow got people laughing and most everyone else made actual jokes that weren't about his race. Boiled quarters is funny, telling a black girl her hair says made in china is not.
I would never recover is someone said i smelled like boiled quarters. After the racism i probably would. Jordan is 100% a republican and supporters trump
How’s that racist
@@completlynormalhypernova666 That doesn't make you racist you divisive fool
@@larryskarmy7129 long racist history about Black women and their hair and how degrading it is to be told of as "cheap" and "fake"
How is it racist to tell someone their hair looks like a wig??
That white kid's entire personality is just Noel Miller's impression of Ajit Pai
AEESERTGHUWEGYYHH
Scientists have confirmed this
That's scarily accurate.
LMFAO
Holy shit, that's exactly it
Gems from this:
Boiled quarters
"Gentrified your momma jokes"
"This feels like a hate crime"
you forgot "I'm gonna bust"
I would add "how's it going BALDWIN HILLS 😉😉😉😉😉"
boiled quarters
“I want to drown him in a bathtub”
*well my dad will fucking sue you*
The craziest thing about the boiled quarters joke is I can imagine *exactly* what that smells like
makes my teeth hurt
@@asenath3721 then boil your teeth
@@asenath3721why would your teeth react to boiled quarters
smells like.. burnt hair and pennies
@@pokaay3163think about eating them 😭
Knowing Wilmer ended up being a weirdo made me seeing him ask that girl if her cousin is a good kisser even worse and more uncomfortable
This was extraordinarily surreal to watch for me, as whenever I visit my mother, we end up watching new episodes of NCIS.
Wilmer’s character checks out a horses dong in one episode, and his personality is being muscular and wearing shirts two sizes too small
What?!! I’ve watched crime shows like that before and like?? What?? How did it even get to that point??
That white guy is literally a walking caricature of a trust fund baby
Hey don’t say that poor Kurtis 😭😭
i mean he is def an actor so i am sure that's the point. but it still is awful lmao
Amanda Espinosa Galaz why not? he’s fucking rich.
@@evelyn4885 ???
@@evelyn4885 J O K E A L E R T
Kenny was amazingly creative. Everybody else's jokes were like "your mom's fat" meanwhile kenny was actually making new jokes.
Literally
My guys really went
B o i l e d q u a r t e r s
Kenny was playing Uno when everyone else was playing Go Fish
Jordan acts EXACTLY like Patrick Bateman it’s insane
holy shit youre so right
Exactly what I was thinking!
I was thinking that too omg
Jordan: He's just like me fr
"let's see Paul Allen's yo mama joke"
The font they use for names is the same one used in the anti-piracy ads you find on DVDs.
*You wouldn’t download a yo mama joke*
Yo mama so virus when downloaded she crashes your computer
Jordon is like if a sixty year old politician was body-swapped with his grandson.
Holy shit underrated joke
Thought you said that about Jarvis at first and had a full blown mid-life crisis while trying to understand
@@absenttoday7226 ME TOO
17 Again called and they want you yo write the sequel.
@@PanAndScanBuddy 17 again but instead of the MC getting a new lease on life and rekindling his marriage, he’s just racist, that’s it.
I hope kurtis conner just stands on stage for two hours straight only saying yo momma jokes and nothing else
wait that isn’t what he does on tour? 😔
AGAIN???
Didn’t he already do that???
Ayo havnt seen u in a while!! Always love seeing ur pfp in comment sections
While doing the robot
The "How'd he know about my thong" joke made me laugh too hard
Same
The girl at the beginning was so creative, and they just made everyone hate her like what
actually the "-is" at the end of their names cancels out so they're just jarv and kurt.
I had a Jarv of Kurt the other day. Silky smooth.
the 'r's also cancel out so its jav and kut
@@saba5839 and reversed (due to pemdas) would be vaj and tuk
why does this make so much sense, vaj and tuk
I hope they accept their new names. Vaj and Tuk
"Boiled quarters" is one of the most strange, yet creative, phrases I've ever heard. Bonus points it isn't making fun of looks so that's always cool to me.
And it's accurate. That dude does look like he smells like boiled quarters.
@@thebrideofghostface HA
Royal quarters.
im your 1k like and ive never felt more important in my life
@@NoOne-bc6sq Oh thanks
Jarvis and Kurtis not getting that the "your mom has a glass eye with a picture of her family in it" joke is a joke about his mom being dumb because if you have a glass eye you can't see what it looks like inside is hilarious to me.
Thanks for explaining the joke I’ve legitimately spent 2 years trying to figure out the punchline 😭
Also, idk if anyone else noticed, but in Jordan’s bathroom, next to the bananas, was Pepsodent toothpaste. That is toothpaste for dentures.
I love how Jarvis keeps dabbing his forehead like he’s a Victorian duchess sweating at the absolute brutish buffoonery of these jokes,
😭🤣🤣🤣
lol
why did i read british jwjsjsjsjkwkwowkdk
@@uncannyvalley2113 It tried to autocorrect to British, lmao
Yes, not to mention his awesome toilet mug at 9:40
This feels like one of those “shows about black people for white people”
It feels like that because that's what it is.
So anything made by Tyler Perry?
@Caspian Wolf yeah i felt so disgusted watching this
That's like.... pretty much all of MTV.....
@@quinnzyker6521 nah def not Tyler. Most of his stuff I feel like white ppl wouldn't get. It's more like...this is how black people SHOULD act, for black people by black people. Which is almost just as bad. I've seen all his movies, YK culture classics but I can't ignore the colorism and sexism in a lot of em
Your mom is a beautiful woman and she makes me very happy. I really think this is going to work out. I love her very dearly and I know you have some issues left over from your father, but I promise I want to stick it out and be there for your mama. I'm not trying to replace your dad- but I want you to know I'm there for you if you need anything. I feel very blessed to have wonderful lady like your mama in my life and I'm going to take care of her, I promise.
This is the funniest joke of them all
Man, Kurtis saying “I’m gonna bust” in that Jordan voice made me spit out my drink
jordan looks like he’s doing a really mediocre trump impression at a party and no one asked for it
SO TURE
TURE
There’s no way he wasn’t a plant
And he's not doing it to make fun of Trump, but because he's a fan of his
@@josie3221 You saw his house, right? That’s obviously a set. Jordan is an actor and he’s clearly playing the smug, rich white kid stereotype. Real people don’t speak like that
This dude Jordan delivers every yo mama joke like he’s a used car salesman. I almost expect him to say, “Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?”
„Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on your mommas insurance?“
"Your mother is so fat, switching to Geico could really save her 15% on her life insurance"
r/rareinsults
"Is yo momma so stupid that she needs a ten second headstart in a race war?"
((Sorry for the bad joke, but I feel in my heart that he would make it taste mildly racist))
I’m sorry
The rich kid delivers every line like Patrick Bateman
I had a friend whose mum passed away, and his older brother would always start yo mama joke contests, then turn around and the second someone hit him with a yo mama joke he'd go "yea? well my mum's dead."
And then laugh uproariously at the look of shock and guilt on the other person's face.
It was honestly hilarious and I often think of how he used to do it.
I lived with them for a while (abandoned kid steez) and I could not bring a friend around without immediately having them hit with that.
i think the show should’ve taken place on a playground and the judges are all 4th graders. they would’ve made these grown adults feel awful for their amateur yo momma jokes
4th graders are ruthless. They'll roast you and walk away.
@@completlynormalhypernova666 they'll roast you and cartwheel their way out. Ruthless lil bastards.
@@isa-morena i imagined it and laughed loudly 🤣
To be fair these jokes are pretty old. And 4th graders back then weren’t ruthless. I think that was the time-out and kids on a leash era.
@@RacheliRozenman thinking about it 💭
love jarvis dabbing at his forehead periodically like an overwhelmed southern lawyer
“Oh my lord, you’ve burst the water pipe again!”
Why did I perfectly visualize what you said? 🤦♂️
He's dabbing his forehead like a southern black woman in church.
Bee movie
@@LKNRZ 🅱️ee Movie
I truly want someone's mom to come in and say "what did you say about me?" A better show would be people making fun of each other's kids. I would watch that. Why do the moms always get picked on?
I SAID A UR MOM JOKE LIKE A YEAR AGO AND MY FRIENDS MOM WALKED INTO THE ROOM AND IT WAS SO SCARY BUT SHE FOUND IT FUNNY
Jordan seems like the kind of guy to wash his hands after a shower.
I can’t figure out what this MEANS, but it’s so true!!!
Jordan’s jokes were as diverse as his family tree.
*”is he a good kisser?” flashbacks*
Honestly
Although Technically it’s probably no more diverse than leshawn family tree but I can see what you meant lol
It's as diverse as his spice cabinet
@@Bruh-lb5yf Salt
Jordan is the kind of guy who would go to a party full of people of color and you'd hear him go "I just think nobody should be allowed to say it"
Yeah but also, he would say it no shame
or tryna argue anyone can say it
or he'd be dropping the n word nonstop thinking it's fine
he'd go into a long speech about how no one should say the n word... while also never censoring himself an just say the full word the entire time-
how dare you call out all the Jordan’s in my family like that
I love how, out of the entire cast of this show about making jokes, only one person is actually funny
They should reboot this show but like at the finale they have the last 2 competitor's moms have a boxing match and that determines the winner
Jordan sounds like he's pronouncing the letter Æ in every word he says
LMAOOO
Well how is it pronounced?
@@kertchu Like the a in apple, basically
@@skankyferret i thought it was like "ee" ??
@@ryanrenn4815 like ä
I fully believe that Jordan got his ass kicked immediately after the cameras cut.
I sure hope so.
I bet you would love that.
@@will-macnair I really would
@@will-macnair
I would
@Funk Boii And???????
Jordan would be the type to go "why i oughtta!" Or "You're in a situation here!" In a fight while circling his fists
The fact the Jorden consistently makes the Pixar face every time he’s on screen cracks me up
The "yo momma has a glass eye with a picture of her family in it" was actually one of the riddles the Sphinx used to say in ancient Greece
the Sphinx in ancient…. Greece? :)))
@@thesleepydot LMAO I MEANT EGYPT 😂🤦♀️
@@thesleepydot no no no, wait, I'm not wrong. I was thinking of Oedipus and the Riddle of the Sphinx. An ancient Greek myth.
@@CJhasgoneidle if u think about it, the myth of Oedipus is basically one big yo mama joke
Junot Mintz *slow clap*
Jordan permanently sounds like an exaggerated masculine character in a cartoon
hahahahha i was just thinking he sounded like he was doing a bad johnny bravo impression
He sounds like the buff buck deer in open season
He sounds exactly like Zap Brannigan from Futurama and I can't believe that I haven't seen anyone else say it
@@emilysmith1053 you're right
@@emilysmith1053 Right?? I came here to say that too I'm glad I'm not the only one 🤣
I graduated in 2006 (I'm old) and every other word was about glass eyes. We called grapes glass eyes... the only thing more harsh than a glass eye joke was emphasizing how much an individual loved and cared for their family... golden age of comedy👴
Bro Jorden sounds like he puts “🧐☕️” after every text he sends
or 🍷🗿
“alright…that feels like a hate crime” literally cackling
@@joshroehl6098 you should promote the song as satire cuz it's terrible
@@cg_edits it really does suck a lot
If someone told me I smelled like boiled quarters I’d honestly be devastated lol
Where edward?
Hey i just saw you under that Madyson Brown video about bbl’s. Good to see ya :P
NICOLE LOVE YOUR CHANNEL❤️❤️❤️
Right??
crime o' clock my beloved
i would watch the hell out of kurtis standup if it was him cycling through one yo momma joke and the robot dance for an hour
I watched this the first time I got high and I was laughing so hard I was doubled over and drooling
The guy in the suit legitimately scares me, he's so unnatural and bizarre, he's like a fever dream in the middle of real life.
He needs to be contained by the scp organization
He sounds like Metro Man from Megamind or something
He's like Todd from Breaking Bad
I bet he’s not even a human, like he’s an imitation of what a rich white kid is
Gman
"My dad will f***** sue you." was top tier Kurtis.
My mind immediately went to “my father will hear about this”
my uncle works at xbox he will ip ban you
You accidentally bolded your letters lol
Please don’t swear God wouldn’t like that and there are children here May God bless you and your family and help you Give your life to Jesus Christ and repent. I pray this in the mighty name of Jesus Christ I pray Amen.Jesus Christ loves you. Give your life to Jesus Christ and ask for forgiveness for ALL OF YOUR SINS. Even the ones committed in the past and repent. He’s coming soon. Please pray and repent.
@@angelemeana2754 what the hell
26:00 serial killer apartment alert . . .I bet he uses paper plates only and throws out a napkin after one dab. Everything's so beige!
Napkin you say?
The absolute devastation I would experience if someone told me I smelled like boiled quarters
Why was there such a trend of searching people's bedrooms in shows from the mid-2000's? It feels like a fever dream.
Room raiders!
@@Chandasouk Oh god I blocked that one out
If they came to mine they’d probably trip over
@@Chandasouk pre-high school musical Zac Efron was on that show as a contestant.
As a messy kid who grew up in the mid 2000s i was always so stressed out about a camera crew just showing up and showing everyone my disaster of a room on national television
Rich boy looks like he’s gonna ask you if you know who his father is, but knowing his Mama, he’s probably really wondering.
I'm mad that I actually laughed at this
That was literally a better yo mama joke I've heard in the last decade
this was genuinely the funniest yo mama joke I have ever heard
The rich dude was an actor obviously. It's all fake and lame
That's the best one I've ever heard
27:53 why does this guy look like a dub of himself
Jordan speaks the way teachers expect u to read a sentence with spaces in it
Not gonna lie, I laughed hardest at "That's not funny" it seemed like he almost broke character out of confusion
I think he did break character out of confusion
Yeah that's an actor trying his best at a racist rich kid impression
I’m genuinely terrified of Jordan. He is my new sleep paralysis demon.
Definitely don't look at his imdb page (his last name is Klumper)
the way that Jarvis laughs at 12:39 made me laugh so hard like he said “whoahohoHAHAHAHA”
the racist undertones are absolutely ASTOUNDING 🤩
that’s what i was thinking
not even undertones
nah it wasn't even undertones Jordan was being bold BOLD
@@tsuzulvr “you’re so black”
I think they’re overtones
not Jordan calling a black woman a gorilla and the crowd cheering diddisidjidkdkskssj
Like they either didn’t know wtf they were laughing at or they just those kinda subtle racist folk
Mmmm don't like that
holy shit shut up
@@blonkonups why so rude so early in the morning
@@jdcopeland123 it wasn’t very subtle lmaooo
20:00
Basically Jordan: "Your mama is so hairy that she takes extra care in styling it."
The white guy sounded like he was trying to do an impression of Will Ferrell from anchor man
Jordan Klumper is the suit guy's name. He has an IMDB. In his latest role, he's listed as "White Guy #3"
Lol duh he’s an actor. And he’s supposed to act the role of a stereotypical white rich kid which he does very well to be fair.
He nailed his white guy role though. So believable, almost too believable🥲
Weird that he doesn't have a social media account.
Duel of Legends...
bet he played white guy #1 and #2 as well
the white guy's jokes weren't even that funny yet they hyped him up while he was putting down the black woman
Tell me you're Gen Z without.... Yeah u get it
"They hyped him up while he was putting down the black woman"
I mean, yeah? Isn't that the point of roasting someone? Which is the point of this show?
I mean he was putting down everyone not just the black woman
@@ericad528 that's all you had to say
@@keaganhunter5365 "the white guy's jokes weren't even funny" i think you missed that, try again thank you
The amount of Hamilton quotes here-
🎶"young, scrappy and hungry"
"wait for it"🎶
boiled quarters is one of the greatest things i’ve ever heard and now my entire comedic journey is going to be me trying to replicate it
Everyone laughs at Jordan because he threatened to sue anyone who didn’t
he’s the guy all the “my daddy’s a lawyer” kids are talking about
let out a giggle at this one
Do you have any idea who his father is??!
Let's bring glass eyes back.
My grandpa has a glass eye *I haven't watched the video yet so I have no clue if this makes sense*
I second this 🙌
Genius
Also first furry
@@serenityfreeman5906 Does it have a picture of his family in it?
Are glass eyes not a thing anymore? Are the Marvel movies lying to us?
this was just super racist?? there weren’t even that many yo mama jokes in this show just racism???
Those days were just incredibly racist for American TV for some reason. Check out their ‘Black. White.” show which aired the same year
It’s sad that they depict Racism as a legitimate joke in this show not defending it but they do this a bunch in 2000 shows
The glass eye thing is saying she is stupid because she put a picture of her family to see it but she can’t actually see through that eye. It took watching this 4 times to figure that out….
I feel like Jordan's that one racist that goes "I have black friends it's fine"
I was on Yo Momma so it's fine
Too bad he isn’t real
@@ashikjaman1940 *wheeze*
Straight up read that in his voice, oh god
@@canifer5546 noooooo now I can’t not hear his voice
The glass eye joke (for anyone who is wondering) is like a "yo Mama's so stupid" joke: if she has a glass eye, she is missing the eye, meaning she can't see, so framing a picture within it would be useless.
Ohhhhhh
you're a genius
That’s...too confusing of a joke for it to be as mildly funny as it is.
@@TheAmishRifle you are absolutely correct
I can’t believe I didn’t get that. 😅
11:36 honestly, i feel like if ANY guy had said that instead of her ppl woulda laughed.. fn 2006
I can’t stop rewatching this video.. even 2 years later
anyone notice they kept booing the girl. she was creative with her jokes, funnier than the white guy.
everyone was funnier than the white guy, as per usual.
not original
So did kurtis, her jokes were unoriginal
@@dilf2677 did i say her jokes were original? i’m sorry can please show where i said that? i said she was funnier 🤨🤨
@@isahmarie3119 *creative* with her jokes
Stealing jokes isn’t creative, ✌🏻 and this emoji shows 2 fingers up, drink water, you might get better
YOU KNOW THIS WAS FILMED AWHILE AGO BECAUSE HERE KURTIS STILL HAS HIS MUSTACHE 😭😭😭
They probably did it last week or so. Kurtis shaved very recently. It's possible that Jarvis recorded this collab and the one with Danny in the same week but is kind enough to spread out uploads so we don't all die from the excitement and euphoria of his collabs. 😂
And that they accidentally used she pronouns for Demi lovato, that could have happened as well to back u up
YEAAAA 😭😭😭💀
@@DietMilkLifts someone in my class said she changed her pronouns so everybody just started saying her name instead of her new pronouns
@@DietMilkLifts what i was thinking
Why does Jordan sound like the leader penguin from the Madagascar movie 22:01
i legit started WHEEZING when Jordan started doing the robot after his joke. like bro what did you think you were doing 😭😭
The King Kong "joke" really has me wondering why this aired on tv. I hope DeShawn was there to see Jordan's defeat, that poor guy looked so angry at the blatant racism targeted at him.
And I think that we all collectively had the same reaction to it, too
Yeah but at the same time this was probably a scripted show and they were all probably told what jokes to make and were all in on what they we’re gonna say
@@ryan_is_here_now idk his reaction seemed real genuine
@@augustvonmackensen7499 bro shut it
can someone tell me what he said? i straight up dont understand what he said
I am here for Jarvis dabbing his forehead like a southern baptist preacher at a tent revival in August
😂
yes !! i was trying to place it but this is the best metaphor
i hope he sees this bc this comment is very important
Bwhahahahahah I’m wheezinggggg
😂😂😂
There was a guy in one of my classes last semester that unironically spoke just like Jordan all the time and it drove me insane
"I've been in your mother room many time." - Jordan, 2006
That boiled quarters joke implies that someone on earth has boiled coins before
molten metal:please allow me to introduce myself
I think trying things is how humans figured out what was and wasn't edible. Like if you saw a crab for the 1st time...would you eat it? Nah, you'd probably run from the aquatic spider monster but since someone a long time ago took the risk and boiled a crab we know now it taste good.
Same with quarters, we know we shouldn't boil those to eat. Knowledge is power!
I think he meant chicken leg quarters
@@supervegito8340 you don't boil metal
Boiling coins is actually pretty common, it’s one way to clean them, and I can say from experience, it smells awful
i realized what jordan’s deal is. he’s got a politician vibe to him. the look, the sound, the racism… and he’d say that he relates to the black community because he “grew up in the hood” (he did not, in fact, grow up in the hood)
He grew up in a neighborHOOD. That counts right?
100% he's a republican now I'm sure
@@Amsayy he definitely hates women
@@gordonramsayslambsauce def quotes Ben Shapiro too
avid joe rogan supporter
i frequently think about "boiled quarters". it's 100% the funniest shit i've ever heard. it's literally so absurd and i love it
It makes me giggle everytime
I very much appreciated Kurtis filling the dead air while Jarvis left the room 😂
Kenny definitely deserved to win - He was coming up with brand new material, albeit sometimes iffy, but he legitimately tried. Everyone else was just kinda re-hashing relatively common jokes. Also love Jarvis and Kurtis together.
Yeah it was just kinda of its time, but he was really creative, like boiled quarters?
I liked how he put in much more physical pantomime to his jokes which adds to the humor IMO. Like using the 'sticky hand' to grab the toilet paper? Everyone else was just kinda doing weird dance moves or power stances lol
not to mention Kenny's delivery, the pantomiming, the use of props (id card), plus the creativity. His, what do they call it, showmanship?, was so much better.
@@snakewithapen5489 Jordan really said 🕺🏼 like he did something 💀
@@XiaoIsMyHusbandBTW LMAO
Kenny really should've gone in on Jordan with "dude I'm pretty sure you killed your mom"
Kenny just looks around and says "Dude, I noticed your mom isn't here. Is that because-
Wait Jordan put the knife down"
that's literally what i was thinking. his cousin and the two guys just sitting in the empty place he calls a house, what doesn't give off murderer vibes?
Jordan feels like hes playing a bad version of Patrick Bateman
22:40 ngl at one time, our house had the toilet paper holder way too far from the toilet that using a sticky hand was an option I would’ve taken
That Spider-man jacket was genuinely very cool! I suppose now it would be a more acceptable piece of merch but the Raimi Spider-Man came out in 2002 so it wouldn't have been completely nerdy.