I Forced A Lawyer To Watch Judge Steve Harvey

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  • čas přidán 28. 05. 2023
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  • @sterthedude
    @sterthedude Před 8 měsíci +1205

    The lawyer looks like a wholesome man, a family man even. A family guy

    • @jennytals9629
      @jennytals9629 Před 3 měsíci +48

      I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před 2 měsíci +21

      @@jennytals9629I so rarely find usernames incredible, but this is art

    • @bryanhicks3407
      @bryanhicks3407 Před měsícem +6

      Came to the comments to see who all noticed lmao

    • @wispisang
      @wispisang Před měsícem +5

      THANK GOD I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE TO SEE THAT😭😭😭😭😭

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 Před 9 dny +3

      Hey Lois, remember that time I was a lawyer?

  • @MossyMints44
    @MossyMints44 Před 11 měsíci +8848

    Jarvis kidnapped a lawyer 😭

    • @stickibug
      @stickibug Před 11 měsíci +531

      omg he better kidnap an even better lawyer to represent him in the trial of kidnapping the lawyer

    • @MossyMints44
      @MossyMints44 Před 11 měsíci +242

      @@stickibug lawyerception?

    • @poobum3797
      @poobum3797 Před 11 měsíci +79

      ​@@stickibuggonna need another lawyer for that

    • @MossyMints44
      @MossyMints44 Před 11 měsíci +25

      ​@@allie_h I'm gonna malfunction

    • @dolphone6748
      @dolphone6748 Před 11 měsíci +5

      AYYY WOAH DON'T MAKE ANY CLAIMS WITHOUT A......

  • @zfilmcat
    @zfilmcat Před 11 měsíci +1175

    I have a masters in thanatology (the care of dead bodies) and this is actually a huge issue. the bare minimum price for death care is for cremation in a very simple box and tends to be around 2,000$ in the US. if you can not afford it most commonly the state will have the body cremated but you will not receive the ashes back. it's honestly really messed up.

    • @jayedgar1384
      @jayedgar1384 Před 9 měsíci +163

      I know it's not the point of this comment but I think Thanatology is the coolest name for a field of study.
      Like, naming it after the god is just awesome. It's like if the study of storms was called Zeusology or wine making was Dionysology

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 Před 8 měsíci +50

      What happens to the ashes if you can't pay? Will they be buried in a proper marked grave or just discarded?

    • @erinhaury5773
      @erinhaury5773 Před 6 měsíci +93

      ​@@jayedgar1384 That's why the study of volcanoes is called vulcanology, after Vulcan, the God of fire. Some fields have all the luck. 😅

    • @So_Indecisive
      @So_Indecisive Před 6 měsíci +9

      @@erinhaury5773wrong mythology but your point still stands

    • @whosindee
      @whosindee Před 6 měsíci +80

      @@volundrfrey896late but as a funeral home employee i have seen directors toss out ashes that were left behind by a family into the industrial trash can the caterers use. we hold onto them as long as we can but we had a filing cabinet of remains that often were never claimed.

  • @SmallCactus22
    @SmallCactus22 Před 11 měsíci +632

    Am I insane? Why the hell is nobody else freaking out about the fact that she HELD HER MOTHER'S REMAINS HOSTAGE? It's bad enough to lose your mother, but to have someone you thought you could trust keep her from you like that is maddening.

    • @TheAwesomes2104
      @TheAwesomes2104 Před 8 měsíci +67

      Oh yeah, it's crazy. Even sadder is that this is what would have happened if the cousin hadn't paid for the cremation. They would have held the Aunt's ashes until someone paid in a lot of places.

    • @ggundercover3681
      @ggundercover3681 Před 6 měsíci +1

      Honestly part of me thinks this is a good wake up call for that woman. Too bad she kmdone old so no real change in ways. I can't tell if the daughter has a pattern of doing this or not tho. I think it makes sense for the niece to do thar as bad as it seems to prove w point but you never know who's telling the full story. Lady should just be grateful cousin has it because otherwise she wouldn't even have the ashes in safe keeping at all

    • @ExtraThiccc
      @ExtraThiccc Před 5 měsíci +3

      This is standard practice in funeral homes sadly, if you don't pay up on time they flush the remains down the toilet

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před 2 měsíci +5

      People who need help with context: imagine if it wasn’t ashes but a body. Yeah it’s pretty fuckin not okay

    • @heldotir
      @heldotir Před měsícem +3

      It's because shows like this are almost always fake. Sometimes it's actors, sometimes it's two people who just want easy money since the show pays for everything

  • @miguelgibbs
    @miguelgibbs Před 11 měsíci +13213

    harvey should only do cases for families. you know to sort out the feuds.

    • @CosmiTwink
      @CosmiTwink Před 11 měsíci +477

      ba dum tsss

    • @mercurbee
      @mercurbee Před 11 měsíci +540

      OH MY GOD THIS WOUOD BE THE PERFECT SLOGAN
      steve harvey, from giving families feuds, to solving family feuds

    • @calliel9188
      @calliel9188 Před 11 měsíci +6

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @natureistiic
      @natureistiic Před 11 měsíci +11

      marry me

    • @QUEERVEEART
      @QUEERVEEART Před 11 měsíci +8

      based comment

  • @NakeyJakey
    @NakeyJakey Před 11 měsíci +2881

    alex sued me for just trying to be his friend wtf

    • @nobodyfour1686
      @nobodyfour1686 Před 11 měsíci +162

      get dressed jacob

    • @hayley534
      @hayley534 Před 11 měsíci +56

      Steve needs to help you guys mend the relationship and then you can become Jakey, Jakey, Jakey (and Alex) Attorneys at Law.

    • @Warwipf
      @Warwipf Před 11 měsíci +7

      Give me exclusive knowledge on how far along the new vid is bby

    • @spiderguy44
      @spiderguy44 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Get rekt

    • @karanaher-wn4kk
      @karanaher-wn4kk Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@spiderguy44 the get rekt meme is outdated.

  • @FIRING_BLIND
    @FIRING_BLIND Před 11 měsíci +960

    I am so sad that Steve thinks its ok his aunt verbally abused him for his speech impediment.

    • @jennifersilves4195
      @jennifersilves4195 Před 10 měsíci +69

      Me too.
      At least he isn't leaving her anything.

    • @chrisb4859
      @chrisb4859 Před 9 měsíci +1

      soft

    • @enbypolyshostan
      @enbypolyshostan Před 8 měsíci

      @chrisb4859 unlike me when i’m in your mom

    • @DAriel1023
      @DAriel1023 Před 8 měsíci +16

      Unfortunately...this is part of our (black) culture.

    • @th3_r4t_k1ng
      @th3_r4t_k1ng Před 8 měsíci +73

      @@DAriel1023…no? it's just his aunt being a dick and he's essentially been brainwashed into thinking that's okay

  • @kendrahall9700
    @kendrahall9700 Před 11 měsíci +110

    “I got two little pimps graduating”
    “Whãt? Oh, children?” 🙂
    SENT ME

  • @amberkibbe2703
    @amberkibbe2703 Před 11 měsíci +2349

    As a former postal employee, it is not illegal to send remains and it's super common but it has to be disclosed to us, there has to be paperwork with it and it can only go express shipping because it needs a signature for delivery/ pick up.

    • @sophaloph1129
      @sophaloph1129 Před 11 měsíci +58

      whoa! The more you know!

    • @madeniquevanwyk
      @madeniquevanwyk Před 11 měsíci +37

      I'm sorry to ask this hut I suppose it's only remains as in, ash? Like it wouldn't still be ... The body before being cremated. I assume. Man I hope I'm right

    • @amberkibbe2703
      @amberkibbe2703 Před 11 měsíci +135

      ​@Madenique van Wyk For a regular person it would be just the cremated remains. Doctors/ labs can mail body parts as long as there's no chance of infection/ hazard. Many animals can be sent through the mail too, dead or alive. We used to work with a vet who would mail off animal heads every couple weeks to get tested for rabies.

    • @I.____.....__...__
      @I.____.....__...__ Před 11 měsíci +16

      @@sophaloph1129 It's just common sense. Obviously you can't expect that if someone dies while traveling, they'd have to be buried there, they send the body back home, even from other countries let alone another city/state. 😒

    • @when-do-we-get-a-block-button
      @when-do-we-get-a-block-button Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@I.____.....__...__ the way we handle dead bodies transport is NOT common sense?? most people just know "dress up/fix up dead person, have funeral, bury" and thats it.

  • @Ioonatic
    @Ioonatic Před 11 měsíci +4162

    oh i have never been more excited to watch steve harvey pretend to be a judge than i am right this moment

  • @Sadie-xx2fj
    @Sadie-xx2fj Před 11 měsíci +251

    You tell us he's a lawyer but I'm not convinced this isn't a love interest in a recent Disney movie

  • @ManicMama.
    @ManicMama. Před 11 měsíci +191

    I actually laughed when she pulled the urn out in the middle of court 😂 also imagine going to court and the "judge" performs standup for a live audience and then gives everyone money.

    • @DAriel1023
      @DAriel1023 Před 8 měsíci +1

      This would be THE LIFE,lol!

  • @lilysmith9781
    @lilysmith9781 Před 11 měsíci +7695

    Petition for Jarvis and Jordan to make up an elaborate argument and go on judge Harvey. Maybe Jordan stole some of Jarvis’s valuable Pokémon cards, who’s to say 🤷‍♀️

    • @Nerdorkgeek
      @Nerdorkgeek Před 11 měsíci +253

      Pleaseeeee oh my god that’d be so funny

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 11 měsíci +461

      Jarvis sues Jordan for drinking all of his breastmilk.

    • @kinnelyuwu5771
      @kinnelyuwu5771 Před 11 měsíci +197

      Be like those guys that would sue eachother constantly on judge judy

    • @CharlieApples
      @CharlieApples Před 11 měsíci +201

      Jarvis won’t stop intentionally misspelling Jordon’s name and it’s causing him emotional distress

    • @youyel2468
      @youyel2468 Před 11 měsíci +81

      Jordan sues Jarvis for only giving him 10% of the video earnings and not 10% of the whole channel

  • @dylanbartley7872
    @dylanbartley7872 Před 11 měsíci +5173

    now THIS is some premium content, thank you jarvy

    • @lotusthemermaid
      @lotusthemermaid Před 11 měsíci +187

      That's Steve Jarvey to us.

    • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
      @D44RK_Iced_Yogs Před 11 měsíci +54

      We are this much closer to getting JudgeJivin’Jarvis. Jarvis is getting educated to become a Judge and this is his first step!

    • @johnlovechild5453
      @johnlovechild5453 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@lotusthemermaid 3:23 😅

    • @ShunJ89
      @ShunJ89 Před 11 měsíci +12

      But is it free though.

    • @jastro.
      @jastro. Před 11 měsíci +21

      @@lotusthemermaid That’s JUDGE Steve Jarvy to us

  • @MissBaphomet
    @MissBaphomet Před 9 měsíci +30

    The strangest part of all this is that my best friend's mother passed recently and the day we picked up her remains we did a "girls day" to help her keep her mind off of the grief. Her mom's ashes literally sat in the back seat of my car while we went shopping. Even stranger? Her brother had to pick them up because he was on the same side of town and my friend also happened to be dropping off an Xbox he had bought. So we also literally exchanged an Xbox for human remains. I wish I was fucking kidding.

  • @avaguinn8655
    @avaguinn8655 Před 4 měsíci +17

    As someone who’s parents are both lawyers, the idea of a lawyer writing a fantasy book is so foreign to me that I audibly gasped when I first saw that reveal

    • @KD-bh2ju
      @KD-bh2ju Před měsícem +2

      my bf is a lawyer and he just released a rap album 😭 his clients got to his damn head

  • @JaxonS1231
    @JaxonS1231 Před 11 měsíci +1972

    okay so i CAN actually tell you how this works because my mom was IN this episode!
    so they arent really all actors, some are. they post these casting calls on acting websites. the stories have to actually be true and you need to actually provide evidence for everything. they pay you just to come, and then steve harvey is the one who pays the money you win. so you are like..technically suing steve harvery rather then the other person.
    anyways thats all there is to the show

    • @906robot9
      @906robot9 Před 11 měsíci +227

      Interesting, so theres not really any consequences to losing

    • @valolafson6035
      @valolafson6035 Před 11 měsíci +374

      ​@@906robot9 Except the knowledge that you were on the show.

    • @arielreinstein6997
      @arielreinstein6997 Před 11 měsíci +27

      wow that’s interesting

    • @Acidfunkish
      @Acidfunkish Před 11 měsíci +211

      You're also generally forced to sign a document saying that you will not try to appeal any decision. So, to a very minor degree, these shows are helping reduce demand for small claims court. Just barely.

    • @verenabecker2724
      @verenabecker2724 Před 11 měsíci +94

      I was involved in a small claims dispute some time ago, and the first thing that happened after we filed it was us receiving offers from several judge shows. They pretty much used that as their main pitch, that if you're awarded payment, they cover most or all of it and therefore guarantee you'll actually receive it, and if you end up being ordered to pay, they'll cover most or all of it.

  • @DogFlamingoXIII
    @DogFlamingoXIII Před 11 měsíci +1762

    When my mother passed away, I was trying to get money together for her cremation. She passed at 12:34 on a Friday, and on Monday morning, the hospital called me to complain that I hadn't taken care of the cremation yet. The woman then very coldly said, "If you're too poor to afford it, you can always donate her body, and you won't have to pay for it.". I feel like she was trying to help, but the way she said it was so insulting, almost like she was saying, "We can throw it out for you, if you're too poor.". I couldn't even talk to the crematorium over the weekend, but they acted like I had been dragging my feet and causing them all kinds of problems.

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 Před 11 měsíci +335

      I'm so sorry you had to go through that.

    • @radishfest
      @radishfest Před 11 měsíci +315

      Horrible. It's already so hard to lose a parent, there's so so so much you have to do while still in shock. I would've had a meltdown if anyone said that about my dad. Hope you're doing alright.

    • @jessdewhurst4996
      @jessdewhurst4996 Před 11 měsíci +222

      I am so sorry you experienced that. The lack of empathy people can have following the loss of a parent is disgusting, I know it too. Sending you support, stranger

    • @samanthahobbs8578
      @samanthahobbs8578 Před 11 měsíci +162

      Depending on what state your in, you can report that person to the state funeral board in your state.
      I’m so sorry for your awful experience!

    • @jaye3830
      @jaye3830 Před 11 měsíci +27

      that's so awful, i'm so sorry

  • @TmickyD1
    @TmickyD1 Před 11 měsíci +14

    Fun story about shipping dead people.. The US Postal Service shipped my grandpa's cremated remains from Florida to New York. He ended up getting lost in the mail for a while, and didn't show up to his own funeral. RIP grandpa.

  • @Fringebaitx
    @Fringebaitx Před 11 měsíci +13

    The lawyer saying “she was kinda cooking with that” can I hear you use that phrase in actual court plz 😭

  • @KraggFair
    @KraggFair Před 11 měsíci +1368

    Lolo is one pair of glasses away from cosplaying Peter Griffin

    • @Atlasintokyo
      @Atlasintokyo Před 11 měsíci +18

      Lmao

    • @souperfruit
      @souperfruit Před 11 měsíci +40

      damn u beat me to this joke lmao

    • @Sandybowls_9001
      @Sandybowls_9001 Před 11 měsíci +27

      Glad I'm not the only one thinking this.

    • @faron4685
      @faron4685 Před 11 měsíci +100

      He's like if you gave Peter griffin the handsome squidward treatment

    • @Idolbottle
      @Idolbottle Před 11 měsíci +38

      He posted this comment to his twitter😭

  • @leeqimin
    @leeqimin Před 11 měsíci +621

    5:32 fun fact!: in Chinese culture, if we go to a funeral its polite to give "white gold" ( aka some money ) to the grieving family, to help with the costs and all that. My uncle recently passed, and my family's well off so we donated the white gold to charities

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird Před 11 měsíci +58

      oh wow! that's really cool, and very sweet of your family to do regarding your uncle's "white gold".

    • @GmmBeast
      @GmmBeast Před 11 měsíci +28

      Interesting! I always love to learn about different cultures' traditions.

  • @badbirthchart
    @badbirthchart Před 11 měsíci +21

    it’s honestly pretty sweet! my mom is obsessed with this show so i’ve seen a couple episodes and he often gives people more money to help them out/ pays the money someone is suing for

  • @sadezem991
    @sadezem991 Před 11 měsíci +27

    this is such an incredible collab. I love Alex so much - I'm a judicial procedural specialist and Alex is such an important voice for the legal system. I love how outspoken he is about the horrible injustices that go on in this world.
    And also he does funnies ❤

  • @obi-wan-pierogi
    @obi-wan-pierogi Před 11 měsíci +1629

    Can confirm cremation is very expensive. It’s been two years since my grandmother passed away and we’ve been unable to pick up her ashes cause we can’t afford it. Luckily they are legally not allowed to like get rid of her but it still is very sad to not be able to get her back. Like I’ve finished the grieving process mostly but I don’t have that final piece done it sucks.

    • @MiraCassandre
      @MiraCassandre Před 11 měsíci +140

      I'm sorry for your loss and this situation, this is really sad 😔

    • @bard2555
      @bard2555 Před 11 měsíci +175

      at least she's still there and presumably safe(?) It would be really messed up if they were allowed to dispose of people like that. that's also fucked up it's that expensive? or at least you'd think they'd still give the family member back? it seems unethical idk

    • @Atlasintokyo
      @Atlasintokyo Před 11 měsíci +381

      @@bard2555 it's so weird to charge money to be born and to die like we didn't ask to do either and we pay for both

    • @-psilo-9071
      @-psilo-9071 Před 11 měsíci

      I hate capitalism more than anything

    • @pissum420
      @pissum420 Před 11 měsíci +73

      It’s equally as expensive for animals. Luckily for me, yet also not because lost my dog, she died due to what I truly believe was rat poison but the symptoms mimic parvo. The vet refused to see her and due to the chance of Parvo my dog was cremated right away at a heavy discount. My mom mainly paid for the box we have her in. The lady was nice and understanding when my mom explained the situation.

  • @sarak2305
    @sarak2305 Před 11 měsíci +990

    I said “you’re premium” hoping to say it with Jarvis and the absolute burn I felt when he said “overruled”……. How dare he.

    • @jaxsonadros2066
      @jaxsonadros2066 Před 11 měsíci +48

      Overruled

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 Před 11 měsíci +63

      did you object to him

    • @KTr0ck
      @KTr0ck Před 11 měsíci +67

      u should sue for emotional damages

    • @blueglue52
      @blueglue52 Před 10 měsíci +1

      Are you 3 years old watching Dora the explorer?? The tv can’t hear you bud

    • @aud7593
      @aud7593 Před 10 měsíci +36

      @@blueglue52 do u have any joy in your life

  • @DAriel1023
    @DAriel1023 Před 8 měsíci +6

    Im so glad that she loves her cousin/sister so much that she asked him to order her to unblock her so they can mend their relationship. She was wrong for holding those ashes hoatage idk how much she was owed.

  • @sideways5153
    @sideways5153 Před 9 měsíci +9

    The funniest thing about this to me is imagining court proceedings where the judge angrily finds one of the parties in contempt of court and sends them to the slammer for not unblocking the other party on their phone.

  • @yesterdaydream
    @yesterdaydream Před 11 měsíci +794

    I wonder what percentage of Steve Harvey's comedy is him repeating back what was just said while looking incredulous.

    • @EllieBelle1993
      @EllieBelle1993 Před 11 měsíci +74

      99% I think

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před 10 měsíci +28

      I wish he’d be appalled by his words when it matters

    • @yesterdaydream
      @yesterdaydream Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@Lucifersfursona 200% agree

    • @stephenlong9806
      @stephenlong9806 Před 9 měsíci +19

      Ahh, the Ssniperwolf School of Comedy.

    • @joshuarush-garrison8417
      @joshuarush-garrison8417 Před 8 měsíci

      I guess you’ve never seen his stand up when he was in his prime, theres a reason they were called the kings of comedy

  • @1kaz1
    @1kaz1 Před 11 měsíci +758

    These judge shows would be so funny with lawyers, the lawyers start beating eachother up while everyone else screams

    • @lukaj679
      @lukaj679 Před 11 měsíci +63

      I like the way you think

    • @azurdlywisterious
      @azurdlywisterious Před 11 měsíci +37

      fan made phoenix wright scenes are like this (source ive run random discord arguments through a phoenix wright scene generator and they are all this ridiculous (especsially if franziska "brings a whip to court" von karma or godot "throws mugs at people" esquire are there))

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat Před 9 měsíci +8

      thats just ace attorney

  • @meowmeowmeowbarf
    @meowmeowmeowbarf Před 11 měsíci +20

    More of you and this chill lawyer guy, please!!

  • @jamiejam4588
    @jamiejam4588 Před 11 měsíci +15

    I know this is staged etc but it is an absolutely bananas concept to withhold someone’s HUMAN REMAINS from their family member as “collateral”. I understand being pissed off that you haven’t been paid and wanting your money but you would never catch me holding someone’s ashes hostage. That’s bonkers behavior.
    P.S. I love this collab!

  • @MamaDoctorJones
    @MamaDoctorJones Před 11 měsíci +2835

    This is the good content I subbed for. And if you ever need a doctor, I know one. 😂

    • @Shmaples
      @Shmaples Před 11 měsíci +141

      We need this collab!

    • @QUEERVEEART
      @QUEERVEEART Před 11 měsíci +105

      YAAASSS OMG PLS COLLAB i will be so happy
      jarvis pls need a doctor, this is the gold channel after all and mama doctor jones is certainly gold standard

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender Před 11 měsíci +16

      Pleaseee

    • @KorokSeeds
      @KorokSeeds Před 11 měsíci +11

      Yes!!!

    • @KiraKiera
      @KiraKiera Před 11 měsíci +41

      I love that you're a Jarvis fan!! You're two of my favourite channels 😊

  • @aleciawalls
    @aleciawalls Před 11 měsíci +2007

    As someone who worked in the funeral industry I can say that $5,000 would be a very expensive cremation
    But yes, I do know the actual cremation was only $1,500

    • @Guineapigsreadingbooks
      @Guineapigsreadingbooks Před 11 měsíci +125

      Apparently most of that is emotional damage she is during for

    • @familyminahan3343
      @familyminahan3343 Před 11 měsíci +125

      Also, it is not a felony to ship human remains, as long as you are the one in charge of said remains.

    • @makslargu5799
      @makslargu5799 Před 11 měsíci +53

      @@familyminahan3343 only with USPS though

    • @Atherness
      @Atherness Před 11 měsíci +68

      It was 3k for my dad 6 years ago so 5k doesn't seem that crazy

    • @Ghoulieanna
      @Ghoulieanna Před 11 měsíci +50

      @@familyminahan3343I work at ups and we can’t ship human remains except if it’s “for science”

  • @ChildrenUnder30
    @ChildrenUnder30 Před 11 měsíci +15

    Alex has great charisma; you two mesh very well.

  • @kikireid7303
    @kikireid7303 Před 11 měsíci +7

    why am i actually crying real tears because of her asking steve to order marlo to unblock her that was so sad

  • @chloec4415
    @chloec4415 Před 11 měsíci +235

    Dying is extremely expensive. Especially without life insurance, caskets are around $2k+ then the actual burial plot, if you're having a funeral....easily $3-5k at minimum. Cremation is around $1-2k, then the urn, if you're having a ceremony etc. Tons of people get into debt burying their loved ones

    • @Grace-rv8ko
      @Grace-rv8ko Před 11 měsíci +28

      That’s exactly why my nana has everything prepped and pre-paid. She also said she doesn’t want a funeral.
      I think the most expensive thing when she dies is the flights to where she lives and where she wants to be buried (Alaska to Pennsylvania)

    • @Silburific
      @Silburific Před 11 měsíci +23

      That's why we all need to live by the immortal words of Danny DeVito:
      "When I'm dead, just toss me in the trash."

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Před 11 měsíci

      @@Silburific he's such a skinny legend, god i love him

    • @FIRING_BLIND
      @FIRING_BLIND Před 11 měsíci +1

      Wow. Are these current prices? I was under the impression direct cremation could be under 1K. And then with basic services, around 1800 or so.

    • @no1legobatmanfan
      @no1legobatmanfan Před 11 měsíci

      WHAT happens if no one can pay. do they just toss u in the TRASH?

  • @melissad4056
    @melissad4056 Před 11 měsíci +693

    This episode is the best ad for life insurance I've ever seen. It's genuinely sad to see two family members fight over a death in the family.

    • @sholem_bond
      @sholem_bond Před 11 měsíci +78

      Yep. Have a clear and explicit plan for what you want done with your remains and estate after death, make sure people know about it, and also ideally have a way to pay for it/have as much of it done and paid for in advance as possible. It's incredibly hard for relatives to deal with that stuff while grieving.

    • @gooodmorning4526
      @gooodmorning4526 Před 11 měsíci +10

      I literally got a life insurance ad watching this video lmao

    • @Placker8102
      @Placker8102 Před 8 měsíci +11

      I'm willing to bet they are doing it for the money. Like the story is probably true and she owes her money but they probably got together and decided to go on this show so that they both can get paid. Have Steve Harvey pay for it all.

    • @Fiemus9
      @Fiemus9 Před 8 měsíci +8

      I dont think you should be sad. I don't think the conflict is real at all. I think they went on the show to cover the money together. I don't think there's a shred of real animosity here

    • @Fiemus9
      @Fiemus9 Před 8 měsíci

      ​@@Placker8102exactly!

  • @LokiDuck
    @LokiDuck Před 11 měsíci +6

    You can legally ship human remains, they just need the proper sealing, paperwork, and labeling so everyone knows what it is.
    Cremated remains get shipped all the time in cases where someone died on vacation or had moved from being near their planned burial grounds and never changed their plans.

  • @leewooboi
    @leewooboi Před 11 měsíci +19

    So nice to see Peter get back on his feet after the divorce from Lois

  • @riczzzzzz
    @riczzzzzz Před 11 měsíci +94

    Therapist: Sexy Peter Griffin isn’t real he can’t hurt you.
    Sexy Peter Griffin:

  • @takeyiatwitty2216
    @takeyiatwitty2216 Před 11 měsíci +323

    My mom got a letter to appear on Judge Judy once. Her terrible ex-husbands attempt to get out of child support and alimony. They offered her an appearance fee, hotel and travel costs, and that any agreement made on the show would be binding. She turned it down of course cause she was already embarrassed about that whole technically illegal marriage. But yeah it's legally binding arbitration. The determination is made before the actual show from what they told her.

    • @chronically_btch
      @chronically_btch Před 11 měsíci +19

      my grandma got invited to be on judge Judy as well! we still have the letter lol

    • @FIRING_BLIND
      @FIRING_BLIND Před 11 měsíci +4

      How was the marriage technically illegal?

    • @takeyiatwitty2216
      @takeyiatwitty2216 Před 11 měsíci +57

      @@FIRING_BLIND He was married to two other people at the time they registered for marriage in Vegas. One was a common law marriage out of state and the other was his first wife he said he'd divorced and she was supposedly crazy because of a brain tumor. Turns out she did have cancer but wasn't crazy. He never divorced her because he wanted to inherit from her life insurance. She knew about my mom but not his other one. Was a mess.

    • @I.____.....__...__
      @I.____.....__...__ Před 11 měsíci +11

      @@takeyiatwitty2216 "Terrible" is an understatement. 😒
      Yup, it's legally binding arbitration, you don't need to be a real lawyer or judge to do that, but what strikes me is that they were told the judgement before the show and what, had to perform a play on air? 🤨

    • @takeyiatwitty2216
      @takeyiatwitty2216 Před 11 měsíci +13

      @@I.____.....__...__ Keep in mind mom never got past the phone interview phase but from how she tells it that's about the sum of it. The appearance fee they get is pretty hefty and would have in all likelihood covered most of any judgment given. Which is why the amounts dictated on those shows are pretty arbitrary. Like "I'm seeking 300 in restitution" "I award that and 400 on top of that." That kind of thing.
      And yeah he was...not great. If I helps my mom is a level of trauma dump that will literally keep my therapist is diamonds for the next 40 years
      -.- So don't feel especially bad for her. And cancer wife got him back in the end. Which y'know. Good for her.

  • @lolomuffinz1104
    @lolomuffinz1104 Před 11 měsíci +6

    Lolo is my nickname too. A best friend of mine started calling me that in college and stuck. It stands for Love Lorena.

  • @SpeedyBlueDemon
    @SpeedyBlueDemon Před 5 měsíci +5

    I love the idea of Judge Harvey just being a improv exercise.

    • @KalCounty
      @KalCounty Před 4 měsíci

      You just gave me an idea for a new exercise for my improv group 😂

  • @renlulz
    @renlulz Před 11 měsíci +890

    this is the most chill and goofy lawyer i've ever seen.

    • @mattcottrell3286
      @mattcottrell3286 Před 11 měsíci +140

      Jarvis only knows chill and goofy people

    • @sleepybim
      @sleepybim Před 11 měsíci +28

      Better call… Alex!

    • @TheDsRequiem
      @TheDsRequiem Před 11 měsíci +30

      How many have you seen not working

    • @renlulz
      @renlulz Před 11 měsíci +5

      @@mattcottrell3286 true

    • @Starkid_hanners
      @Starkid_hanners Před 11 měsíci +36

      His tiktok comments are half thirst half admitting to or planning crimes

  • @weirdhousewivesclub
    @weirdhousewivesclub Před 11 měsíci +329

    Also, as someone who had to drive home with my dad's cremated remains in an urn, you can 100% seat belt the urn in, it's what I did 😂

    • @sharinganrose
      @sharinganrose Před 11 měsíci +28

      Did you take the carpool lane?! 😂

    • @weirdhousewivesclub
      @weirdhousewivesclub Před 11 měsíci +74

      @@sharinganrose no lol but if there is such thing as communication from beyond the veil, I'm fairly certain he expressed how he felt about my driving 😅 I ran into some unexpected traffic and started cussing and suddenly started feeling a headache come on and was like sorry dad I'll stop swearing haha and what do you know, the headache went away 🤷‍♀️

    • @KalCounty
      @KalCounty Před 4 měsíci +3

      If my dad could've talked at the time I'm certain he'd have cracked a joke about me strapping his urn into the backseat and another one on the way home about how he was too low to see out the window.

  • @Verdelish
    @Verdelish Před 11 měsíci +2

    “She used to call me stupid all the time IT WAS GOOD THOUGH” now **I’m** deceased

    • @ChiziSamuelWorlu
      @ChiziSamuelWorlu Před 10 měsíci +1

      Kinda sucks how we get older and normalize or even romanticize our negative childhood experiences, even abuse. One of these days, we shall remove that albatross around our proverbial necks

  • @Gweeftina
    @Gweeftina Před 11 měsíci +8

    DAMN Alex could take me to court and overrule my verdict any day

  • @OnyxDeity
    @OnyxDeity Před 11 měsíci +247

    The $10,000 limit is just because that's as much as you can bring in small claims court. Amounts above that spur on a somewhat more rigorous and formal legal procedure.

  • @AnomalyArcadie
    @AnomalyArcadie Před 11 měsíci +345

    My husband and I paid for my brother's cremation after he died way too young last summer and I couldn't in a million years ever see how it'd be okay to hang that over my mom's head and tell her she couldn't have his remains until she paid us back. I couldn't even imagine asking her to, she was already dealing with enough. I know this is dramatized and everything so it isn't this deep but it just made me think about how I wasn't able to start healing from his loss until I hugged his urn for the first time. Healing grief shouldn't ever be held hostage for money.

    • @Pirategod23
      @Pirategod23 Před 11 měsíci +5

      That’s why it’s gotta be fake

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Před 11 měsíci +41

      @@Pirategod23 i'm sure this situation is fake, but some people are capable of pretty terrible crap in the name of money.

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Před 11 měsíci +9

      the bar is in hell, but i'm glad you didn't hold that over your mom's head.

    • @I.____.....__...__
      @I.____.....__...__ Před 11 měsíci +6

      IKR‽ The whole point to getting help from family or friends is the leniency, otherwise if you were going to have to pay interest or have deadlines or whatever, you may as well just get a loan from a bank or payday-loan place or whatever. 🤦 Many people will just waive it off altogether if they're able to or at least say "forget about, pay it back whenever" (at least partially meaning never). If you can't lean on family in the worst times, wtf good are they for? 😒

    • @I.____.....__...__
      @I.____.....__...__ Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@mightymeatymech Yup, normal people can't fathom people could actually be like that, but sadly, they can, and worse. 🤦 In _South Park,_ the bar was at the bottom of the Mariana Trench. They should have put it in Hell, but they discontinued the Satan character by then.

  • @Fluff_Noodles
    @Fluff_Noodles Před 11 měsíci +5

    Jarvis's curls look SO healthy omg 💕💕

  • @bhartleby5033
    @bhartleby5033 Před 11 měsíci +9

    Alex was a joy. You both have a great vibe with each other!

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Před 11 měsíci +218

    Next video: "I forced Saul Goodman to watch Judge Steve Harvey and go insane"

  • @coziigurl
    @coziigurl Před 11 měsíci +57

    “Not in the cremation game anymore” was such a smooth joke

  • @KM-vc9fb
    @KM-vc9fb Před 11 měsíci +5

    I will say my family spoke about my dads ashes in a similar manner. We got a tree that we can plant with a portion of my dads ashes and it took about a month to be delivered and we just had a box of his ashes. Well we got the tree and I just hear my mom yell “holy shit I lost your father” we couldn’t find the box of ashes so we just planted the tree hoping that my sister wouldn’t know (she’s a little more sensitive about it then the rest of us). Then about 3 weeks later I get a call from my mom saying she found him in the bookcase. So we had to dig up the tree, dig a bigger hole, put the box in, then replant the tree. My sister still doesn’t know and I have a fun dead dad story to tell.

  • @HoneyM1lkart
    @HoneyM1lkart Před 11 měsíci +4

    4:45 I'm sorry, paying for someone's MOTHERS funeral voluntarily then SUING THEM because they couldn't afford it is mind boggling

  • @Siriastimeflies
    @Siriastimeflies Před 11 měsíci +86

    From what I've learn on Caitlin Doughty's channel, it is extremely expensive to die in the US! Btw i recommend her channel for more education on the subject and death positivity 👍🏻

    • @valolafson6035
      @valolafson6035 Před 11 měsíci +3

      And her book.

    • @vogelvrouw
      @vogelvrouw Před 11 měsíci +3

      Her content is so good, I loved her book also

    • @sumlem
      @sumlem Před 11 měsíci +2

      Midwestern libraries hosted a zoom where she was interviewed and answered chat questions about Death

  • @samanthajade3782
    @samanthajade3782 Před 11 měsíci +72

    If what your mailing is cremated remains, it's not a felony, now if you're trying to mail dismembered body parts thats another story. - A funeral services major

  • @Aly-ym9yi
    @Aly-ym9yi Před 11 měsíci +4

    I am politely requesting more of these videos because this was truly GOLD content

  • @UrResidentGhost
    @UrResidentGhost Před 11 měsíci +2

    With the amount of crazy things Steve Harvey has said, I would not put him and “common sense” in the same sentence.

  • @rachelward9981
    @rachelward9981 Před 11 měsíci +72

    I used to work for a company that would incorporate human and pet cremains into glass art. You can definitely ship them, but it must be properly labeled. The post office has a specific sticker for it. Before I left they were experimenting with packaging so that the container holding the cremains wouldn't slide around inside the package at the request of the post office. Not sure if that's a standard, or just because we had to deal with dozens of packages a week.

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic Před 11 měsíci +9

      Yeah you can do tons of stuff with them. Put in pigment for paintings, in tattoos, make them into a gemstone type of material, put in concrete for coral to grow on in the ocean, etc. There’s so much you can do with them. I’m hoping to get my mom’s ashes in a tattoo.
      She’d always kiss the back of my hand and say when the lip print faded she’d be on her way home or back. I want a lip print over my shoulder, so when it’s gone, I’ll be with her again. Now I just have to get past my fear of needles.

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 Před 6 měsíci +2

      @@AmaraJordanMusic That's really sweet, and I wish you the best of luck getting through your fear. Might I suggest bringing someone you really trust, like a spouse or sibling or maybe just a bestie? My presence seems to help my hubby a lot with his fear. I can keep him from looking at the needle and also just be moral support.

    • @AmaraJordanMusic
      @AmaraJordanMusic Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@animeartist888Oh that’s a really good idea! And my husband is a teacher so we could do it in the summer when he’s off! This is brilliant! Thank you! 😊

    • @KalCounty
      @KalCounty Před 4 měsíci

      I have so little faith in the post office I would never want to ship something as irreplaceable as a loved one's remains. My local post office once lost a package of mine in transit while sending it one block from the receiving office. Like, you can see the destination it was going to from the front door, it's that close.

  • @emm_uhh
    @emm_uhh Před 11 měsíci +61

    As someone who received the remains of their cremated grade uncle. You can ship human remains. However, the box has tape all around it saying human remains.

  • @juliaporsch9962
    @juliaporsch9962 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Actually, "just throw me in the woods" is an option you have. You can get a "natural" burial in a forest, no headstone, no chemicals pumped into the corpse. I've heard it's cheaper too

  • @D44RK_Iced_Yogs
    @D44RK_Iced_Yogs Před 11 měsíci +158

    We are this much closer to getting JudgeJivin’Jarvis. Jarvis is getting educated to become a Judge and this is his first step!

    • @18th18th
      @18th18th Před 11 měsíci +3

      LMAOOAO, the tooturnttony multiverse expands

  • @aidanpedersen
    @aidanpedersen Před 11 měsíci +120

    Steve Harvey draws his power from the dark dimension, that’s how he’s lived so long and can be a judge on TV and do whatever the f🎉ck he wants on it

    • @mightymeatymech
      @mightymeatymech Před 11 měsíci +12

      babe wake up, new steve harvey lore just dropped

    • @morwennerdbane8962
      @morwennerdbane8962 Před 11 měsíci

      That's the problem with this world. There are too many TV judges. The bill comes due.

    • @TheNinja94a
      @TheNinja94a Před 6 měsíci

      He’s only 66

  • @dantesinfernal
    @dantesinfernal Před 8 měsíci +2

    Its fitting that judge Harvey doesn't wear a robe. He needs to wear his law suit.

  • @onelegkittee
    @onelegkittee Před 11 měsíci

    First time I found you this evening, I enjoyed it! Very relaxed the both of you.

  • @goos3billogn4
    @goos3billogn4 Před 11 měsíci +52

    I do not want this to sound like body shaming, but I cannot get over how flat his hair is. it is satisfying. I want to set like a sheet of paper on it gently

  • @justaduck3615
    @justaduck3615 Před 11 měsíci +81

    Every time Jarvis says this channel is free I believe it a little bit less, I’ll need to have my lawyer look over this for me.

  • @tessalyyvuo1667
    @tessalyyvuo1667 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Caitlin Daughty of Ask a Mortician has talked a lot about the problems regarding funeral industry. How expensive it is and how people should have more options about how they could be buried.
    I was just reminded of that when you talked about how expensive cremation is and how you would like to be left in the woods.

  • @deadmeme9031
    @deadmeme9031 Před 11 měsíci

    I'm so glad this video came out because I've rewatched the other 2 like 30 times

  • @DarkShadic9632
    @DarkShadic9632 Před 11 měsíci +115

    WE GETTIN OUT OF THE COURTHOUSE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @kaitlyn5866
    @kaitlyn5866 Před 11 měsíci +131

    this is finally going to answer all the questions i’ve ever had about these fake judge shows

  • @jameshamaker9321
    @jameshamaker9321 Před 7 měsíci +2

    I'd like the legal youtubers out there to react to episodes of shows like, Judge Steve Harvey, because there's a lot of crazy things that happen on them. Thank you, Jarvis for bringing an actual lawyer, to watch this show.

  • @madison4598
    @madison4598 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Lolo is awesome. Love to see him breaking into the youtube sphere

  • @gigitastic90
    @gigitastic90 Před 11 měsíci +22

    If you absolutely cannot afford to cremate a body (which is almost always the cheapest option) you can sign a release form with the county coroner's and the state will cremate . Some county's will offer your loved ones ashes for free or very low cost . If no one gets them they will bury the remains in a large collective grave or columbarium for the loved one at no cost in some places. We also have places like Hart Island which has been used for years as a cemetery for the unclaimed and indigent. Many funeral homes have a cremation closet where they keep unclaimed ashes. Always check with places like DHS (Department of Human Services) and they often have programs to help a person bury their loved one at no or next to no cost.

  • @tleigh4583
    @tleigh4583 Před 11 měsíci +70

    Jarvis has such a warm personality, it always seems like guests settle in and get comfortable quickly ❤

  • @growupjohnny9374
    @growupjohnny9374 Před 9 měsíci

    Loved the conclusion

  • @Hyst3ricalCha0s
    @Hyst3ricalCha0s Před 11 měsíci +1

    You guys have awesome chemistry!! I vote more collabs and guest appearances!

  • @andrewwalker5583
    @andrewwalker5583 Před 11 měsíci +17

    steve was so happy to start making those jokes, so much genuine glee.

  • @benadrylgelllzzz5724
    @benadrylgelllzzz5724 Před 11 měsíci +23

    Ok if this is real then imagine how messed up in your head you have to be to keep your cousin’s mother’s remains from them

  • @LacroixboiMarx
    @LacroixboiMarx Před 11 měsíci +1

    Never thought I’d see a loloverruled collab but I’m here for it.

  • @kimt4087
    @kimt4087 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Steve said, "too fly to wear a robe", but I thought he said, "too fly to wear a wig" 😂

  • @emmapaterson7814
    @emmapaterson7814 Před 11 měsíci +26

    Two professors at my college went to The People's Court show over a legitimate dispute lol, can at least confirm they weren't actors

  • @charlizern2445
    @charlizern2445 Před 11 měsíci +14

    I know for USPS at least, you can ship ashes. They are required to be shipped priority express and have stickers that say CREMATED REMAINS in big white letters on a bright red background. Priority express mail is only sorted by hand and never put into the regular mail stream which is mostly sorted with machines at big facilities. Accidents do happen though….. I know one box of ashes broke open at the facility I used to work at, before I was working there.

  • @megw2736
    @megw2736 Před 11 měsíci

    Omg. I loved this sooooo much. I want another one of these with you two! :)

  • @Noblesse_Sapphire
    @Noblesse_Sapphire Před 11 měsíci +1

    I enjoy this so much, you and Mr. Lolo have good chemistry and timing for every joke so it's not awkward, and it actually flows well, another great video, Jarvis :D

  • @damhood2033
    @damhood2033 Před 11 měsíci +43

    You two need to do this together more often.

  • @owlskulls
    @owlskulls Před 11 měsíci +20

    It's actually perfectly legal for cremated remains to go through the mail, I think there's just a particular procedure to be followed, and I'm sure it's a little expensive. (Source: I worked for a cemetery for 2 years and received multiple sets of cremated remains in the mail for placement/burial.)

  • @ms.antithesis
    @ms.antithesis Před měsícem +2

    I feel these shows are infinitelty funnier knowing they're staged.

  • @hederahelix1383
    @hederahelix1383 Před 11 měsíci

    This was so fun to watch! I love it when Jarvis does videos on Judge Steve Harvey bc they're so goofy

  • @purplepup7438
    @purplepup7438 Před 11 měsíci +25

    I rewatch the the clip from the first video “I’m sorry, I’m sorry. That’s fucked up what I’ve just been saying.” About 10 times a day so I’m glad there are more installments of this

  • @SauceyRedHN
    @SauceyRedHN Před 11 měsíci +34

    I'd love to see more of Alex on this channel!

  • @will6176
    @will6176 Před 11 měsíci

    This was great! More Steve !!

  • @Elaineidfk
    @Elaineidfk Před 11 měsíci

    I need more of this content PLEASE

  • @Howtoeatrocks
    @Howtoeatrocks Před 11 měsíci +13

    I love how Steve is like here's a thousand dollars let me trauma dump at you real quick

  • @loganiushere
    @loganiushere Před 11 měsíci +18

    That lawyer is giving the camera death stares

  • @cunt9306
    @cunt9306 Před 11 měsíci

    I would watch a whole series of this. Please provide the sweet sweet content 🙏

  • @martymcfly7393
    @martymcfly7393 Před 11 měsíci +5

    why alex got the peter griffin drip tho 😭

  • @elvinaageycheva6362
    @elvinaageycheva6362 Před 11 měsíci +17

    I just finished writing my thesis, and a video by Jarvis is the best reward