I Forced A Lawyer To Watch Judge Steve Harvey (Again)

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  • @mj-sc5ff
    @mj-sc5ff Před 5 měsíci +4959

    Imagine being in court for murder and your defense to that is “Your honor, that was very, very, very, very far in the past”

    • @blue4155
      @blue4155 Před 5 měsíci +357

      "We've moved on from the murder" 😭

    • @lizzietrot2522
      @lizzietrot2522 Před 5 měsíci +124

      so the statute of limitations

    • @thelegioncollective
      @thelegioncollective Před 5 měsíci

      ​@lizzietrot2522 which is dumb af, tbh.
      It shouldn't exist.

    • @naj2276
      @naj2276 Před 5 měsíci +83

      @@lizzietrot2522I don’t think there’s a statute of limitations for murder?? If there is one that’d be wild

    • @naj2276
      @naj2276 Před 5 měsíci +58

      @@lizzietrot2522yeah there isn’t one for murder, at least not in the USA

  • @TheGreatLake1998
    @TheGreatLake1998 Před 5 měsíci +3342

    It’s comical hearing relationship advice from Steve who cheated on his wife then divorced her to be with his mistress.

    • @woadxqueen666
      @woadxqueen666 Před 5 měsíci +298

      Ok fine I'll go down the rabbit hole of Steve Harvey

    • @TheGreatLake1998
      @TheGreatLake1998 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@woadxqueen666 It’s a quest we must all complete at one time or another. Please reply with any new interesting facts you learn going down the Steve rabbit hole.

    • @lightningbug3189
      @lightningbug3189 Před 5 měsíci +85

      ​@@woadxqueen666How was the rabbit hole?

    • @pressleypowell3179
      @pressleypowell3179 Před 5 měsíci +38

      Here for this update

    • @AlexciaWHY
      @AlexciaWHY Před 5 měsíci +349

      And apparently she was his wife’s bestie… MESSYYYYYYYY but I’m sure he blames the women

  • @queencleopatra007
    @queencleopatra007 Před 5 měsíci +4869

    The way Steve was sexualizing eating with chopsticks...you can make all those same gestures with a fork. Does he just think eating with utensils is sexual???

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 Před 5 měsíci +704

      orientalism

    • @badger6882
      @badger6882 Před 5 měsíci +1

      ^^

    • @sweetiepie-zy4pn
      @sweetiepie-zy4pn Před 5 měsíci +114

      i literally thought he was making a reference to a cupcakke song

    • @KestrelDC
      @KestrelDC Před 5 měsíci +502

      Yeah I don’t see how it’s sexual whatsoever other than just… Asian fetishization.

    • @basementdwellercosplay
      @basementdwellercosplay Před 5 měsíci +78

      Like I think of couples sexualized food scenes in movies, its a fork not chopsticks!

  • @SirPsychoSidekick
    @SirPsychoSidekick Před 5 měsíci +2335

    I like to imagine when she caught him cheating, she immediately started running the numbers and is like "damn, this is gonna cost you"

  • @Retcon404
    @Retcon404 Před 5 měsíci +727

    Steve Harvey ABSOLUTELY had a gay experience at a sushi restaurant

    • @no3namesalike
      @no3namesalike Před 5 měsíci +70

      And he still hasn't gotten over it 😂

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 Před 5 měsíci +96

      Some cute ass twink made him look twice and he ain't never been the same.

    • @LunaxM
      @LunaxM Před 5 měsíci +7

      @@maybemablemaples2144nah. it's more likely that he got called attractive and he took it as an insult because it came from a man. there's not a gay bone in his body🤣

    • @maybemablemaples2144
      @maybemablemaples2144 Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@LunaxM hello have you seen some of his fits? He always struck me as trying too hard to be super masc at all times because of how much he loves looking good. Now I'm not gonna say he's DL but he might've looked 👀

    • @LunaxM
      @LunaxM Před 5 měsíci +14

      @@maybemablemaples2144 most straight men try too hard to be masc🤣

  • @chadfromsleepingbeauty
    @chadfromsleepingbeauty Před 5 měsíci +4265

    Alex definitely wants to be there and wasn’t kidnapped or anything to endure the torture that is Steve Harvey

    • @loloverruled
      @loloverruled Před 5 měsíci +125

      Legally I cannot say otherwise

    • @TheOmniWarrior
      @TheOmniWarrior Před 5 měsíci +3

      Which one is Alex?

    • @oliverbrown3772
      @oliverbrown3772 Před 5 měsíci +6

      @@TheOmniWarrior Alex is Jarvis’s guest

    • @Krenzi_Fur
      @Krenzi_Fur Před 5 měsíci +3

      If i could choose my introduction to a show or YT channel as a guest i’d want to act like ive been kidnapped, but very subtly but obviously enough so its a known joke

    • @ilycrowley
      @ilycrowley Před 5 měsíci +1

      GUYS
      Why does jarvis not follow alex on insta?????

  • @setheus
    @setheus Před 5 měsíci +4564

    I would honestly love a whole series of this! Judge Steve Harvey is so morbidly fascinating but I NEED the buffer of levelheaded people to tolerate it lmao

    • @montialarson
      @montialarson Před 5 měsíci +19

      Same!

    • @rileylynn5815
      @rileylynn5815 Před 5 měsíci +62

      Imagine one where they're in the background because they went to the filming! 🙏

    • @ClassyCorgi
      @ClassyCorgi Před 5 měsíci +76

      This is exactly how I feel about so much of the insane media my fav commentary channels react to, I need the buffer to endure it haha

    • @pbgv399
      @pbgv399 Před 5 měsíci

      Yup!

    • @Babe-vi6cv
      @Babe-vi6cv Před 5 měsíci +25

      this for all the weird tv shows that are far too awful to watch unfiltered lmao

  • @enbdedrick1295
    @enbdedrick1295 Před 5 měsíci +1492

    Fellas, is it gay to get sushi with another man?

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 Před 5 měsíci +248

      depends if u place that sushi on his tummy like a cute little boy plate and eat it off dripping soy sauce off him, nah, but if you eat his butt after, yes.

    • @TabbyWithMittens
      @TabbyWithMittens Před 5 měsíci +82

      Does it cancel out if you eat the sushi on or in his butt though? 🤔
      Because you aren’t eating his butt after eating the sushi, you are eating both at the same time.

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 Před 5 měsíci +100

      that's btwn u and ur homies@@TabbyWithMittens

    • @TabbyWithMittens
      @TabbyWithMittens Před 5 měsíci +45

      @@jenm1 BUT WE HOMIES ARE CONFUSED
      We at least wear socks

    • @Nothanie
      @Nothanie Před 5 měsíci +26

      I'm gay, so yeah

  • @joshuazeeman7553
    @joshuazeeman7553 Před 5 měsíci +2195

    As a records clerk in a county court, screenshots are the spiciest part of bad divorces. I've seen the most embarrassing sexy talk, awkward nudes, and lots of sex worker solicitations. So just remember that, if you're married, your bad deeds might become public court record

    • @helledising8273
      @helledising8273 Před 5 měsíci +250

      Holy shit dream job 👀👀 my nosy ass would love doing that

    • @cara9680
      @cara9680 Před 5 měsíci +98

      oooh what are the qualifications for that type of job if you don’t mind me asking? like do you need a law degree?

    • @ashtea96
      @ashtea96 Před 5 měsíci +214

      "that body of yours is absurd"

    • @pbgv399
      @pbgv399 Před 5 měsíci +209

      As a sex worker its always on my mind that a court worker will probably see my messages with the gross married men who see me 😂 i get a chuckle out of it, thank you for your service

    • @Noah-lo9vb
      @Noah-lo9vb Před 5 měsíci +16

      @@pbgv399what percentage of your clientele is married?

  • @cybercube4436
    @cybercube4436 Před 5 měsíci +638

    Ngl the guy literally quoting hotling bling in a court environment, even if its steve harvey court, is one of the funniest things to me 😭🤣

    • @dariyajordan
      @dariyajordan Před 5 měsíci +60

      and he quoted close friends by lil baby at the beginning

    • @A-Chosen11
      @A-Chosen11 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Had the tunes stuck in my head.

  • @theklr
    @theklr Před 5 měsíci +1689

    Boomer sexuality is crazy. Chopsticks can be sexualized?

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 Před 5 měsíci +84

      I don't think that's a boomer thing, just a Steve Harvey thing 😂

    • @theklr
      @theklr Před 5 měsíci +170

      @@queencleopatra007 nah my dad acts the same way about different things if it challenges his projection of masculinity

    • @KestrelDC
      @KestrelDC Před 5 měsíci +213

      @@queencleopatra007It’s an Asian fetishization thing. To some people anything Eastern is just inherently sensual…. even when it’s literally just eating.

    • @artifalse
      @artifalse Před 5 měsíci +73

      ⁠@@KestrelDCfr it's so disgusting. honestly wouldn't be surprised if he thinks eating with naan is gay or smth

    • @DeadSezSo
      @DeadSezSo Před 5 měsíci +1

      Oh stop it lol gen z and millennials are just as bad, we just got alot of people acting on social media like they are some infallible perfect person with vanilla interests when they really freaky af behind closed doors. Especially older gen z lol I'm right on the cusp of millennial and gen z and the gen z people I've dated/hooked up with seem so innocent online and in public but are straight up wild with their kinks and sht. I'm not complaining or putting them down though, ain't nothing wrong with enjoying nasty (but consensual) sex and being good at it. I thought we were past this prude fake nonsense shaming people for being sexual as human beings.

  • @FrumiousMing8
    @FrumiousMing8 Před 5 měsíci +705

    The guy was the one that cheated but then Steve went off on the woman at the end not to be "giving it away like a potato chip". Like wtf make it make sense!!!

    • @lobsters12111
      @lobsters12111 Před 5 měsíci +141

      You don't get it! If women didn't give it away so easily how would men cheat!
      /s

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Před 5 měsíci +58

      is he talking about her dressing up more sexy??? 🤢🤢

    • @lrizzard
      @lrizzard Před 5 měsíci +19

      @@ville__ wtf bot go away

    • @shaniwulffe
      @shaniwulffe Před 5 měsíci +74

      It's because Steve Harvey is a raging misogynist 🙃 there's a guy on TT/FB who's doing a series breaking down the misogyny and just absolutely wild takes from his relationship advice book

    • @Velvetx4cove
      @Velvetx4cove Před 4 měsíci +6

      ​@@shaniwulffe
      Do you remember the name of that guy? I remember that my mother used to LOVE Steve Harvey and even bought his book. It seemed like the dumbest thing possible to me how _he_ could ever be a role model and a voice *women* would trust.

  • @user-fy4uv9wb7o
    @user-fy4uv9wb7o Před 5 měsíci +1292

    "that was devastating to both men and women" good summary of all of Steve Harvey's life advice. I still cringe when women tell me they read and love his relationship book

    • @popcandy44
      @popcandy44 Před 5 měsíci +53

      I remember thinking it had good advice in it when I was a high-schooler lmao. Glad I grew out of that phase

    • @TheGreatLake1998
      @TheGreatLake1998 Před 5 měsíci +152

      Hard to take relationship advice from someone who cheated on his wife then left his wife to marry the woman he had an affair with.

    • @spectra3300
      @spectra3300 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Ew

    • @Xxth3_murder5cenexX
      @Xxth3_murder5cenexX Před 5 měsíci +17

      ​@@TheGreatLake1998 funny how you just described my dad

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink Před 5 měsíci +3

      @@ville__ prob bc he is

  • @Vi_Vi_1
    @Vi_Vi_1 Před 5 měsíci +449

    "chopsticks are too sexual" is NOT a take I thought I'd ever hear

    • @meifennellysieu7510
      @meifennellysieu7510 Před 5 měsíci +21

      Person who eats with chopsticks daily here. Can confirm that this statement got a very blank stare and a very confused "....what?" from me.

    • @Kamiyoda
      @Kamiyoda Před 4 měsíci +13

      @@meifennellysieu7510 Especially because what he did can easily be done with a a fork/spoon. Like Steve do you not put food in your mouth with eating utensils?

    • @KalCounty
      @KalCounty Před 3 měsíci +9

      Fellas is it gay to use common eating utensils?

  • @vanessawalker6666
    @vanessawalker6666 Před 5 měsíci +1250

    This show disguises itself as a shit episode of judge Judy, but ends up becoming an episode of problematic Dr. Phil

    • @ball2000
      @ball2000 Před 5 měsíci +119

      aka every Dr Phil

    • @Sky-bx9mn
      @Sky-bx9mn Před 5 měsíci +35

      At least no real families were hurt in the making of this menace?

    • @pillbugm8914
      @pillbugm8914 Před 5 měsíci +76

      I mean I don't think its as problematic as Dr Phil. Seems like the participants here are at least aware of the circus that's going on and have probably signed monetary deals to get the financial settlements they were looking for anyways. The same cannot be said for Dr Phil who seems to be actively exploiting vulnerable people.

    • @Jacob-Sophia
      @Jacob-Sophia Před 5 měsíci +29

      ​@@pillbugm8914Yeah I dont think Steve Havey has ever sent a child to a wilderness torture camp

    • @annabeatrizzimmermann7708
      @annabeatrizzimmermann7708 Před 5 měsíci +16

      Also i would like to say, as someone who has only ever had contact with these sorts of american tv shows by yt reaction videos and short clips, i always thought Doctor Phill and Steve Harvey were the same person. It was only when i was watching a Big Joel video about Dr. Phill house of hate that i realized De Phill is not black, which i was *sure* he was, and something started to feel off. It was only later it dawned on me that they are, in fact, two completely different men. I mean... technically. They blend together in my mind quite seamlessly, it's weird.

  • @TheGreatLake1998
    @TheGreatLake1998 Před 5 měsíci +608

    Jarvis, you only get a security deposit back from an apartment if you don’t damage the apartment and leave it in the condition you found it in. Seeing as the man hurt the woman by cheating on her, she’s arguing he lost the deposit and shouldn’t get any of his deposit returned. Their relationship deposit perfectly mirrors how security deposits on apartments function.

    • @violetbitch9492
      @violetbitch9492 Před 5 měsíci +47

      don't you also need to pay all of it? he didn't

    • @violetbitch9492
      @violetbitch9492 Před 5 měsíci +39

      @@ville__ why did you just copy paste my comment 20 hours later lmao 💀

    • @Accurate_Vision
      @Accurate_Vision Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@violetbitch9492don't you also need to pay all of it? he didn't

    • @TheGreatLake1998
      @TheGreatLake1998 Před 5 měsíci +11

      @@ville__ Yes, you would be required to pay all of it upfront. There’s rare occasions where decent landlords might return any amount of the unused deposit even after you’ve broken the agreement, and they needed to use some of the money to make repairs. They’re not required to though. I reckon this is why the woman was attempting to counter sue or whatever because the man didn’t pay all of the deposit to begin with. This is something she honestly should’ve required before entering into the agreed relational contract, lmao. All of this is insane though.

    • @jessicastjames6202
      @jessicastjames6202 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Landlords absolutely cannot keep 100% of the security deposit unless they can prove, with payment receipts, that they needed 100% of it to pay for all the damage you did. There is no jurisdiction where they're allowed to keep a 2000$ deposit to pay for 100$ of rug cleaning.

  • @adelekww
    @adelekww Před 5 měsíci +677

    He should just say “you’ve been harvey’d” instead of served

  • @shaydeevee33
    @shaydeevee33 Před 5 měsíci +253

    I think he was trying to say eating with chopsticks is like "feminine" or "emasculating" still insane regardless

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy Před 5 měsíci +36

      I mean if that's what he meant that means he just called billions of people feminine.

    • @dabiskitt
      @dabiskitt Před 5 měsíci

      Men really can’t do anything without somebody calling them gay

    • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
      @user-uv2cp1qd1j Před 5 měsíci +11

      @@FrenkTheJoyindeed he did

    • @Nothanie
      @Nothanie Před 5 měsíci +29

      ​@@FrenkTheJoyThat's not really a bad thing, but it's just a weird thing to say.

    • @KalCounty
      @KalCounty Před 3 měsíci +10

      ​​@@FrenkTheJoy The west has a rich history of immasculating Asian men/culture.

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona Před 5 měsíci +741

    “Lawyer explains hey girlie texts” incredible
    Tbh I’m generally in favor of people making stuff up to be on court tv, apparently it pays well enough to be worth it to a decent amount of people
    Edit Judge Steve Harvey *should not be TV-PG.*

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před 5 měsíci +47

      “Did you just say forsaken”
      “These people shouldn’t be in a relationship but they do have a cute date idea”

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před 5 měsíci +24

      “What has happened to my lovely man”
      “These are not my hungry boys”

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před 5 měsíci +13

      He’s in the business of misery, he’s taking it from the top
      He’s got a body like an hourglass that’s ticking like a clock

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před 5 měsíci +17

      “You don’t go have sushi with your dudes”
      Japanese office workers of every gender: hold up

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona Před 5 měsíci

      Yes Steve how are chopsticks horny to you
      Chopsticks are deeply unphallic I’m going to cry
      Sir you doinked up nine marriages I don’t think

  • @shushunk00
    @shushunk00 Před 5 měsíci +132

    14:43 it's not about the nature of sensuality,it's about homophobia,(technically it's about misogyny as homophobes see non het people as "weaker ,"feminine" people which is to compare them to women ,as to them women are weaker,lesser).
    Also a bit of orientalism

    • @NylaTheWolf
      @NylaTheWolf Před 3 dny +1

      Wasn't his point that you don't get sushi with people who are just friends though?

    • @baintreachas
      @baintreachas Před dnem

      @@NylaTheWolf you don't get it with your bros, as in, you don't want your bros to see you like that. the same would not apply to women and their female friends.

  • @patricbelisle7213
    @patricbelisle7213 Před 5 měsíci +75

    Can we just talk about how Steve told the woman who was cheated on to not sleep around? Being a bottle service girl doesn’t equal sleeping around.

    • @LunaxM
      @LunaxM Před 5 měsíci +19

      some men always seem to think that a girl being attractive to more people = her throwing herself at those people. it's almost like they think they can get whatever they want🤔

    • @LunaxM
      @LunaxM Před 5 měsíci +16

      also yeah, serving bottles is not even comparable to sex work. what an idiotic take

    • @Rad-Dude63andathird
      @Rad-Dude63andathird Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@LunaxM
      I still think dressing up all scantily clad for work to sexually appeal to drunks is something you should have a conversation with your partner about regardless of whether or not you're doing sex work.
      I wouldn't call being a stripper sex work either (then again I also think strip joints are a weird waste of money, hire an escort instead of paying to be blue-balled, dude) and that's something I think most people would also at least have a conversation about with their partner before going into.

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 Před 3 dny

      Yeah it’s like he’s got a double standard or something!

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 Před 3 dny

      @@Rad-Dude63andathird You sound like you have a LOT of opinions on “good” women and “bad” women, dude.

  • @TheGreatLake1998
    @TheGreatLake1998 Před 5 měsíci +321

    “You can’t get back money from a woman.” But Steve, this is why they came to a judge (like you’re pretending to be) with the authority to command said return of money.

    • @KalCounty
      @KalCounty Před 3 měsíci +10

      I think at that moment it was Steve's 2 divorces speaking for him

  • @kipalicious
    @kipalicious Před 5 měsíci +952

    i know it's gonna be good when it's got a lawyer in it

    • @irenejanith2371
      @irenejanith2371 Před 5 měsíci

      I like your pfp!!

    • @Al___
      @Al___ Před 5 měsíci

      Thankfully it's a good thing this time

    • @wildlylucky
      @wildlylucky Před 5 měsíci +25

      me cracking open an ace attorney game i haven’t played yet

    • @TableClothPersona
      @TableClothPersona Před 5 měsíci +8

      @@wildlylucky so real for that lmfaooo

    • @EllisVids2002
      @EllisVids2002 Před 5 měsíci +1

      The* lawyer

  • @saneira
    @saneira Před 5 měsíci +181

    I love the applause sound effects for Dipper entering the frame

    • @JhericFury
      @JhericFury Před 5 měsíci +22

      I'm here for Jarvis, but in that moment there is only Dipper

    • @saneira
      @saneira Před 5 měsíci +13

      @@JhericFury I can like them all but Dipper is my favorite and I can't be sorry for that.

    • @saneira
      @saneira Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@ville__ you okay?

  • @niko.nixxxx
    @niko.nixxxx Před 5 měsíci +108

    not the lawyer telling Jarvis about the "hey girlie" text meaning lmaoooo. amazing content! need a part 3

  • @xmisocutex
    @xmisocutex Před 5 měsíci +154

    Steve: You’re not gonna eat sushi with your dudes because chopsticks
    Asians everywhere: 👁️👄👁️

  • @user-uv2cp1qd1j
    @user-uv2cp1qd1j Před 5 měsíci +324

    It’s honestly a shock to me that as soon as Myron said “muh conservative values”, Steve Harvey didn’t immediately go “True King!”

  • @bloodyneptune
    @bloodyneptune Před 5 měsíci +294

    I'd _hope_ men also move on but never forget. Its probably not normal to forget your significant other cheating on you. That's not a thing _we_ do, its a thing the brain does. All of them. All brains.

    • @Vi_Vi_1
      @Vi_Vi_1 Před 5 měsíci +65

      Right that was such a weird angle. Everyone should find ways to move on from their pain, but still not forget who hurt them and how. That's just good sense, and how we learn and gain experience!

    • @1Tako1
      @1Tako1 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@Vi_Vi_1l

    • @KalCounty
      @KalCounty Před 3 měsíci +5

      The fact that the guy is apparently a serial cheater but his gf just takes him back unconditionally (and Steve even gets in a lecture to the woman about how to act right) is just sending all the worst messages to the audience.

  • @MaxximusP
    @MaxximusP Před 5 měsíci +87

    I legitimately JUST got that Alex's username is supposed to read "lol overruled" and I had been so confused reading "lo lover ruled" for longer than I would like to admit

  • @nathalieco.5233
    @nathalieco.5233 Před 5 měsíci +48

    He quoted Lil Baby too! “We started off as close friends we used to tell each other everything” I don’t know if this is on purpose

    • @MxDae
      @MxDae Před 5 měsíci +3

      Oh, this show is SO unserious, lmfao

  • @eskykitty
    @eskykitty Před 5 měsíci +97

    if she’s the best girlfriend you’ve ever had then WHY DID YOU CHEAT. jfc these men belong in the gutter and also she’s wayyyyy out of his league

  • @leaffinite3828
    @leaffinite3828 Před 5 měsíci +80

    I guess i have to reveal to my bros that we've actually been a polycule since Sushi Go in 2016

    • @ryanwillingham
      @ryanwillingham Před 5 měsíci +8

      then you've gotta take them on a second date, of course.

  • @Alex-cw3rz
    @Alex-cw3rz Před 5 měsíci +83

    0:02 I always thought it was you saying Gold in the background until I recently re-watched Astin Powers and heard goldmember, say "I love golllddd" and that's where it came from. I swear you don't sound like Micheal Myers doing a purposefully bad impression of a Dutch person.

    • @queencleopatra007
      @queencleopatra007 Před 5 měsíci +41

      Omg I thought it was Jarvis's voice the whole time too 😂

    • @Kevmane_the_bird
      @Kevmane_the_bird Před 5 měsíci +19

      I have watched this channel for a bit and never noticed this. Thank you for pointing this out.

  • @ApollosDagger
    @ApollosDagger Před 5 měsíci +425

    Steve’s comments about the sushi and chopsticks were honestly pretty gross and disrespectful. They perpetrate the over-sexualisation of Asian women.

    • @manda-om9ls
      @manda-om9ls Před 5 měsíci +8

      Lmao that’s a stretch

    • @spectra3300
      @spectra3300 Před 5 měsíci +76

      @@manda-om9ls Not a stretch, I was thinking the same thing.

    • @ParisHoney1998
      @ParisHoney1998 Před 5 měsíci

      I was thinking about Asian men, he must hood so nasty views about them too

    • @Eden21425
      @Eden21425 Před 5 měsíci +69

      Absolutely, but they were also very homophobic.

    • @Aeternus75
      @Aeternus75 Před 5 měsíci +12

      @@Eden21425 I am chronically bad at seeing metaphors, I can see the over sexualization of asian culture but what part was homophobic?

  • @ghost_type_dan
    @ghost_type_dan Před 5 měsíci +97

    Bringing your parents into her job is absolutely wild?

    • @no3namesalike
      @no3namesalike Před 5 měsíci +10

      Also my thought. I thought she was gonna use that as a strike against him!
      I suppose it depends on where she worked and how old she and My'ron were at the time. If they were teenagers or very early 20s, and she had a job waiting tables, I could see an awkward but well-meaning boyfriend taking his parents to the restaurant on her shift to meet his new girlfriend. Weird but a little sweet. But they met in college and she worked a 'conservative office job,' like wtf? I'm imagining the trio of My'ron and his parents just rolling up to her desk in front of her boss and her colleagues! AND THEN, him recounting this years later as a normal, even proud thing he did! 😂😂😂 This poor woman..

  • @apallo.11
    @apallo.11 Před 5 měsíci +92

    the idea that steve harvey couldn't retire back when he first hosted family feud is ridiculous. that man could probably retire just off what he spends on his teeth, suits, and stache care products

  • @-c3202
    @-c3202 Před 5 měsíci +453

    Jarvis, I hate to tell you, but you only get the deposit back if you pay it in full, follow all the rules, and then move. If you don't pay the full deposit, you don't get it back and you don't get access

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx Před 5 měsíci +64

      Unfortunately slum lords exist and they refuse to give you back your deposit. That happened to me with my last landlord because he didn't like me.

    • @samedian
      @samedian Před 5 měsíci +39

      @@shiannafoxx yep- or in my case, just knew that anyone renting from them couldn’t afford a lawyer at the time (and the stats on judges ruling in favor of landlords is heavily skewed against tenants, making it feel even more like an unwinnable battle). My landlord cut a giant hole in my kitchen wall because they lost the keys to the utility closet. Then stole my security deposit to fix it.

    • @TheGreatLake1998
      @TheGreatLake1998 Před 5 měsíci +21

      Yep, I left the same comment before I saw yours. If he violated the terms of their relationship deposit then he wouldn’t get his deposit back at the end of the relationship. This is how security deposits work for apartments and other rentals.

    • @-c3202
      @-c3202 Před 5 měsíci +14

      @@shiannafoxx very very true. I meant to address the more basic understanding of what function a deposit, whether a security deposit on an apartment or the appointment deposit for a tattoo or what have you. You'll hear no argument from me about the fact that many landlords do not abide by their own contracts or twist contracts in their favor

    • @KTr0ck
      @KTr0ck Před 5 měsíci +6

      yep. and honestly the metaphor still works even if he did everything flawlessly bc 'getting the deposit back' in this case would be the two of them getting back together permanently and sharing their lives and money and resources with each other

  • @Dyslexsickk
    @Dyslexsickk Před 5 měsíci +31

    As a couples therapist, I’m changing my job title to “Relationship Handyman”

  • @Gokas70
    @Gokas70 Před 5 měsíci +87

    "you dont go eat sushi with your dudes"
    Uhh, your honor, the only times ive gone to eat sushi was with my bros, what are you on about

    • @FauxFoxPaw
      @FauxFoxPaw Před 5 měsíci +5

      Me too lol. I don't know wtf he's on about.

    • @KalCounty
      @KalCounty Před 3 měsíci

      Steve Harvey is a deeply insecure and bigoted man is what's going on there.

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 Před 3 dny

      sushi gay

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 Před dnem

      Guys, is it gay to eat sushi with the bros? Sincerely, a woman.

    • @Tr4ns1st0r
      @Tr4ns1st0r Před 15 hodinami

      @@makeda6530 Yes, haven't you heard? There's always something fishy going on with sushi; best to avoid or else you'll contract the homo-globin.

  • @YogurtNight_
    @YogurtNight_ Před 5 měsíci +294

    As someone who’s not a lawyer, I still hate this show

  • @thoughtpreparationcounty852
    @thoughtpreparationcounty852 Před 5 měsíci +85

    What we don't appreciate is that Judge Harvey dismissed the case under Federal Rule 12 with prejudice and without leave to amend because plaintiff failed to state a claim upon which relief could be granted.

    • @H4CK41D
      @H4CK41D Před 5 měsíci

      why should we appreciate that exactly? lol

  • @CelestialHart
    @CelestialHart Před 5 měsíci +42

    Your honor, While I understand bank robbery is wrong I'd like to mention that time only moves forward and me and bank of america have changed a lot over the past couple weeks. I feel like we can put this behind us, money under the bridge as it were. And that's why I should go free today.

  • @katelinroberts2174
    @katelinroberts2174 Před 5 měsíci +90

    Love me some LoLo. On a side note, the fact that Steve finds the use of chopsticks to be erotic is one of the wildest self reports in a while.
    PS - Steve’s not only a misogynistic, he also openly fetishizes Asian women.

  • @dawn8293
    @dawn8293 Před 5 měsíci +19

    Steve: sushi is for dates, not for business associates...
    Me: because it's expensive and fancy, for special occasions?
    Steve: ...because chopsticks are arousing
    Me:... That was not on my bingo card.

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 Před 4 měsíci +1

      Lol. Even the idea of sushi being expensive and fancy is weird to me because while there are definitely fancy sushi places, there's are also pretty cheap take-out places and grocery store sushi. And I'm not even talking about "in Japan"-That's my experience in Canada!

  • @olivejuice1424
    @olivejuice1424 Před 5 měsíci +119

    Love to see a couple of guys call out misogyny for what it is

  • @baileyj7968
    @baileyj7968 Před 5 měsíci +45

    Alex kinda looks like Daniel Radcliffe if he was a lumberjack (and I mean that in the best possible way)

    • @steph15036
      @steph15036 Před 5 měsíci +1

      why is this so accurate? i agree 100% and i love it 😍

  • @JackH_123
    @JackH_123 Před 5 měsíci +32

    “This sounds like something somebody would say after they’ve been in a car accident” I’m gonna steal that one

  • @internetsydney
    @internetsydney Před 5 měsíci +17

    I live in Japan and I can confirm that sushi is ONLY eaten on dates. It was designed for that express purpose, and is never eaten with only the dudes. (Unless those dudes are on a date.)
    Chopsticks are, of course, used regularly for non-sushi meals as well, but we all put up large, opaque screens so we can’t see anyone else eating. It’s too intimate and sexual to see other people using chopsticks.
    Thank you, Steve Harvey, for sharing asian culture with your audience!

    • @-xxMelissaxx-
      @-xxMelissaxx- Před 3 dny

      You might possibly live in Japan but the things you are saying are not true. That's not what sushi was "designed for" and everyone enjoys eating sushi. And using chopsticks is not sexual.

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 Před 3 dny +1

      @@-xxMelissaxx- sweetie

  • @lauren-fy5wr
    @lauren-fy5wr Před 5 měsíci +29

    alex knowing what the “hey girlie” text is is killing me 😭

  • @whatscrackinboys
    @whatscrackinboys Před 5 měsíci +15

    The lyric part GOT me. He’s dropping bars left and right at 4:20 sounded like Close Friends by Lil Baby “*We started off as close friends*
    Somehow you turned into my girlfriend
    *We used to tell each other everything*”

  • @anyperezirizarry8567
    @anyperezirizarry8567 Před 5 měsíci +103

    i mean we have to admire steve for confidently putting out so much garbage reality tv in times where its scarce 🙏🏾

  • @JordanNone-ul3oc
    @JordanNone-ul3oc Před 5 měsíci +29

    Does Steve Harvey not realize that millions of people eat exclusively with chopsticks? Just such an odd thing to say all around 🤣Can only imagine how freaked out he'd be to learn that even people who are related to each other will eat with chopsticks together lmao

  • @racheldeschaine
    @racheldeschaine Před 5 měsíci +29

    I love how the thing he did with the chopstick it’s just also something you do with a fork

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 Před 3 dny +2

      fellas is it gay to eat with your mouth

  • @elsiecrosley3204
    @elsiecrosley3204 Před 5 měsíci +40

    Deposits can be non refundable. They just would usually then be applied to the cost of whatever the item or service was. An example would be that most tattoo deposits are non refundable. If you don't show up, the artist still gets paid. If you do, that deposit helps to cover the overall cost of your tattoo.

  • @annamittal8319
    @annamittal8319 Před 5 měsíci +234

    I love how sexually repressed people go out of their way to sexualize everything… next thing you know, eating with a fork or a spoon will be too scandalous to do 🙄💀

    • @Dkgow
      @Dkgow Před 5 měsíci +4

      Spoons have always been, have you ever seen someone eat ice cream?

    • @LunaxM
      @LunaxM Před 5 měsíci +27

      @@Dkgowjust because you sexualize people for doing something doesn't mean that they intend to come off that way when they're minding their own business. keep your pervy thoughts to yourself

    • @youyeedyourlasthaw
      @youyeedyourlasthaw Před 5 měsíci +10

      @@Dkgowweird

    • @ChamomileT
      @ChamomileT Před 5 měsíci +13

      @@Dkgow…what..? I’m so confused, especially on why you’d pick ice cream as an example when it’s mainly eaten by children..??

    • @youyeedyourlasthaw
      @youyeedyourlasthaw Před 5 měsíci +7

      @@ville__ im not letting a robot like you tell me what’s sexy or not LMAO

  • @blazeron12
    @blazeron12 Před 5 měsíci +32

    Steve knows a thing or 2 about screwing up a relationship.

  • @TheGreatLake1998
    @TheGreatLake1998 Před 5 měsíci +58

    Wait, why did Steve buy the man a round trip ticket to restart their relationship? Doesn’t that mean the man will just visit her then return to Vegas?

  • @sarahtilton
    @sarahtilton Před 5 měsíci +75

    Okay butttttt you'll rarely get a security deposit back for an apartment because of damages! He left her with damages too

  • @-Jimini-
    @-Jimini- Před 5 měsíci +85

    “This was simultaneously devastating for men and devastating for women” is the best Steve Harvey Descriptor I’ve ever heard

  • @lynnea01
    @lynnea01 Před 5 měsíci +36

    The “proof” they show reminds me of bad homemade props from Dhar Mann bingo

  • @BatMan-qr3kf
    @BatMan-qr3kf Před 5 měsíci +55

    In all fairness, if this is a real "case" and these two aren't actors I could very well see the people behind the scenes making a graphic for his "receipts" of his payments instead of actually showing them as to not risk his identity getting stolen and them him bringing a lawsuit.

    • @Dkgow
      @Dkgow Před 5 měsíci +11

      Since this could be a "real" case but not with a "real" judge, I can also see why they would not 100% show legit evidence that could have to much person info.

    • @gh0stcup
      @gh0stcup Před 5 měsíci +1

      tv and films have proven that it's easy to make fakes that aren't dogshit though lmao

  • @EngineMashups
    @EngineMashups Před 5 měsíci +30

    I am a law student (I see a lot of people saying ‘I’m not a lawyer but’) and I really appreciate Alex’s ability to cut to the chase!
    It is funny that we both apparently thought ‘wow what year is this man operating in’ when he mentioned the tort case (there are so many tort cases about horse drawn vehicles I swear)

  • @JohnnySantanaAwcom
    @JohnnySantanaAwcom Před 5 měsíci +17

    in 1 "court case" and I use that loosely, Steve Harvey Fetishized a culture, was a bit homophobic, and was super sexist all while the audience just laughed

  • @JokesInBase13
    @JokesInBase13 Před 5 měsíci +37

    Just for fun I googled it, Steve has $200 million in assets and makes about $45 million/year.

  • @Cindynomiya
    @Cindynomiya Před 5 měsíci +10

    Holy shit PLEASE continue this series, this is the most I’ve laughed from my stomach in a minute LMAOOOO. The cut to Alex on the remote date KILLED me

  • @forivall
    @forivall Před 5 měsíci +49

    Lolo is like, the chillest lawyer I've ever seen. Glad yall are collaborating even more

  • @brianataylorYASitsBriBriLolz
    @brianataylorYASitsBriBriLolz Před 5 měsíci +43

    I made a TikTok about this a year or so ago, I call it the “fuck up fee.” When someone fucks you over but wants another chance and you’re open to it but don’t fully trust them, have them pay a sort of security deposit (or as you say “non-refundable communication fee”) bc time is money… So if I give you another chance and you waste *my time*, my time is “covered” & fully compensated. 🥰

  • @LM-tass1ut
    @LM-tass1ut Před 5 měsíci +13

    She stated it was a "non-refundable deposit. And the definitions check out. Not all deposits are "returnable".

  • @lilly-tp7up
    @lilly-tp7up Před 5 měsíci +14

    “we started off as close friends and we used to tell each other everything” lol okay lil baby😂

  • @JBubba
    @JBubba Před 5 měsíci +14

    jarvis still hasn't convinced me that this channel is free

  • @heathermarie8334
    @heathermarie8334 Před 5 měsíci +15

    To the sweet lil bb that edited this -- the dipper applause was ✨ perfection✨

  • @sethtorres5202
    @sethtorres5202 Před 5 měsíci +8

    In light of Dar man bingo not coming back for very good reasons, what if we did Judge Steve Harvey bingo? Couple of spaces could be: Something needlessly sexualized, Bad analogy, Misquote/misinterpreted law, sexism, etc

    • @sari9645
      @sari9645 Před 5 měsíci

      This is an amazing idea! I hope Jarvis sees this

  • @MiaVilleneuve
    @MiaVilleneuve Před 5 měsíci +24

    Appreciate the lawyers explanation of the hey girlie text

  • @casadastraphobia
    @casadastraphobia Před 5 měsíci +72

    What i love/hate about Steve Harvey is that although he's obviously an old conservative black patriarch, something I'm familiar with, he also speaks in riddles in such a way that I almost forgive him. The "don't give yourself away like potato chips" sounds whimsical and fun even though I KNOW he's objectifying her

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 Před 3 dny

      yeah he’s got natural charisma, so I could never hate him completely, like he seems like he’d be a fun hang regardless of his opinions-very frustrating

  • @almightytallestred
    @almightytallestred Před 5 měsíci +13

    If you find yourself wondering whether the next thing out of Steve Harvey's mouth might be something sexist, it's definitely gonna be something sexist. To quote one of my favorite artists and favorite people in general on the matter:
    _"F*CK STEVE HARVEY"_ -Tyler, the Creator

  • @atomic.castle
    @atomic.castle Před 5 měsíci +5

    So in the tattoo world, we have “non refundable deposits” which is a fee for scheduling and a consultation and stuff.
    Even if you do not follow through and get the tattoo, the tattoo artist keep that deposit as a fee for their time spent.

  • @Nessafiction
    @Nessafiction Před 5 měsíci +83

    I love people judging judges. The best content. ❤

    • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
      @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Před 5 měsíci +6

      The original video of this was HOW I found the channel! It's already circled back!😁❤️

  • @bec7080
    @bec7080 Před 5 měsíci +35

    My husband : I wish you would dress up and get out of bed more often (I have been suffering from depression so it's support)
    This guy: she's too good of a woman

    • @whatever3145
      @whatever3145 Před 5 měsíci +1

      That isn't supportive lol

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 Před 5 měsíci +13

      @@whatever3145 it is. I have even had to put myself into a residential mental health program this year, which is like one step down from a psych ward. I spent one month away from home and in the care of mental health professionals.
      I'm trying to not fall back into the habit I was in of only getting out of bed to use the bathroom essentially.
      My husband trying to encourage me to get up, get dressed up, go outside, enjoy life is supportive. There's nothing wrong with encouraging those you love. There are limits and individual situations but each person's situation is different.

    • @animeartist888
      @animeartist888 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@bec7080 It comes off a little... Idk, judgemental? in just text form, but so long as it's been said with care and gentleness and you've expressed no signs of discomfort- all the power to ya both. Having someone you want to make happy can be an excellent reason to make yourself do things you might otherwise put off doing. And if hubby expressing that he misses the you that would dress up nice and go out to eat with him- or even just the you that would change into sweatpants to fold laundry while sitting on the couch- if that helps you make that extra bit of effort, great. I wish you both a good life together.

    • @bec7080
      @bec7080 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@animeartist888 I understand that you feel like it's judgemental but I feel like once I clarified that I not only have been in a depressive state but had been so frozen in place at one point that the only way I overcame it was to commit myself that it would be clear that he's trying to ensure that I'm not back to that point.
      I enjoy getting dressed up. Even if it's just to be in the house. It makes me happy. Leaving the house is important. It's one of the goals I set with my therapist and psychiatrist when I left the mental hospital (less than 2 months ago).
      I know that there's people online who don't know that they are in negative situations but there's times to kind of let it go. If someone clarifies something up front that they know might sound negative with a "there's a reason for this" and then even clarifies further it's not really important to dig in
      I'm sorry to sound defensive but I like... Have an entire mental health team before and now that know what I need and someone telling me to get up even in down and that I'm way too up with I'm up is that.

    • @AnaPie896
      @AnaPie896 Před 5 měsíci

      @@bec7080hey I’ve been there too and I’m so glad you have support. Wishing you the best. I’ll never forget how happy my best friend was when I finally put makeup on again after a particularly long and difficult depressive episode 💕

  • @WhyamImstillhere
    @WhyamImstillhere Před 5 měsíci +1

    Hearing Jarvis say they move on in that deep voice makes me want him to be the next Optimus prime tbh

  • @eileennovak1656
    @eileennovak1656 Před 5 měsíci +38

    You two dudes are spectacular! So funny, with some serious smarts thrown in for edification. Watching part one next. Keep 'em coming❣

  • @Itstenten8
    @Itstenten8 Před 5 měsíci +22

    Steve be saying racist and sexist stuff all the time and people act like his words are Bible. 😭

  • @gooodmorning4526
    @gooodmorning4526 Před 5 měsíci +6

    I think Steve Harvey forgets these are supposed to be legal situations. Like okay? You spent money on your gfs and wives. Thats not the same as giving someone lots of money as a deposit and them not giving it back. You cant go to court like "I spent thousands on my ex and I want it back"

  • @Nibrokk
    @Nibrokk Před 5 měsíci +9

    y’all NEED to do a judge steve bingo 🙏

  • @fuzzyotterpaws4395
    @fuzzyotterpaws4395 Před 5 měsíci +17

    The original video of this was HOW I found the channel! It's already circled back!😁❤️

  • @natalia4955
    @natalia4955 Před 5 měsíci +5

    25:47 i need you to know i got SO FUCKING EXCITED hearing “torts law” and “in the 1800’s” right here that i had to pause

  • @Aogami20
    @Aogami20 Před 5 měsíci +17

    Deposits are basically never refundable. The whole point of the deposit is that you're putting money down towards the eventual purchase of something as proof that you're committed to buying it. If you could get it back, it doesn't serve that purpose.

    • @FrenkTheJoy
      @FrenkTheJoy Před 5 měsíci +3

      No there are refundable deposits. You put down safety deposits in apartments and when you move out if there are no repairs that need to be done, you get the safety deposit back unless the landlord/manager is an asshole.

    • @Aogami20
      @Aogami20 Před 5 měsíci +7

      @@FrenkTheJoy Return of a safety deposit is conditional on you fulfilling your end of the agreement not to damage the property - property you have already committed to rent.

    • @emilyslicer2843
      @emilyslicer2843 Před 5 měsíci +9

      @@Aogami20yeah so this was a security deposit but he didn’t keep the terms of not damaging stuff (being a shit partner) so it’s not refundable

  • @TrulyZer0
    @TrulyZer0 Před 5 měsíci +7

    Steve Harvey is the type of guy to not eat with chopsticks around other men so they don't think he's gay

  • @SweetDefeat2835
    @SweetDefeat2835 Před 5 měsíci +28

    Im so glad he could get Peter Griffin back in another one of his videos!

  • @Jade_Prince
    @Jade_Prince Před 5 měsíci +20

    It’s always a premium day when Jarvis uploads

  • @billyed
    @billyed Před 5 měsíci +6

    So in Atlanta chicken wings are like a ubiquitous thing - Magic City (where she probably worked lol) is FAMOUS for their wings - they're supposed to be delicious - so I guess it's like oh they have sushi everywhere in vegas it's nbd. And... idk. I've been to vegas twice and they have sushi but it was all the cantonese/taiwanese food i noticed not sushi, it's a big tourist spot for chinese high rollers so they tend to have good asian street food.

  • @Child_ofYaweh
    @Child_ofYaweh Před 5 měsíci +5

    This man was speaking in lyrics the whole time😭😭

  • @PicardoFamily11
    @PicardoFamily11 Před 5 měsíci +4

    So many people just keep wanting to act they're still single while being in a committed relationship.

  • @LittleHerdaz
    @LittleHerdaz Před 5 měsíci +15

    Poor Alex having to deal with this show 😂❤

  • @dasfowler
    @dasfowler Před 5 měsíci +5

    Jordan as Brian Griffin is the true highlight of this.

  • @pictonomii3295
    @pictonomii3295 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Sushi in Las Vegas is like Lays in a goldmine.

  • @mjjjermaine
    @mjjjermaine Před 5 měsíci +11

    The “started out as close friends “ lyric to the “wearing less and going out more” lyric…😭😭 who is in the writers room

  • @JaxitheCalamity
    @JaxitheCalamity Před 5 měsíci +10

    Literally had to Google what a bottle girl was.

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 Před 5 měsíci +1

      At least I wasn’t the only one

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 Před 3 dny

      it girl made from bottle yes?

  • @Dadupey
    @Dadupey Před 5 měsíci +11

    Can i hire this Alex guy? for Lawyering?

  • @canyon5795
    @canyon5795 Před 4 měsíci +2

    jarvis having no idea what the “hey girlie” text meant is so wholesome.. like tell me no one’s ever had to send one to you or about you without telling me 😭

  • @k_pufflz
    @k_pufflz Před 4 měsíci +1

    My dad does business with Steve Harvey (not show business but like mundane business) and at first it was through his assistant. But Judge Harvey liked ‘the cut of my dad’s jig’ and decided to work directly with my dad. He’s absolutely 100% as bizarre irl as he is on tv lmao
    I’m convinced he either constantly believes he’s being filmed 24/7 or he just goes through life thinking these wacky things are just happening around him