There Are Too Many Christmas Movies

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  • @charlieh4607
    @charlieh4607 Před 4 lety +59042

    firgst

  • @Musicandlyrics2400
    @Musicandlyrics2400 Před 4 lety +5296

    The only thing these movies were missing was a CGI sprinkle fight

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork Před 4 lety +75

      I've been trying to look for CGI sprinkles in the supermarket so I can have my own sprinkle fight with no mess, but no luck so far.....

    • @solarcowgirl
      @solarcowgirl Před 4 lety +72

      TheEmbessyNetwork They’re in the dehydrated water section

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork Před 4 lety +43

      @@solarcowgirl ah! Why didn't i check there first? Thanks!

    • @theawkwarddolphin4752
      @theawkwarddolphin4752 Před 3 lety +16

      Hallmark Executives:Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN JOHN!

    • @GhostW1thTheMost
      @GhostW1thTheMost Před 3 lety +13

      Missjoks.. haha get it because i miss it

  • @njvst
    @njvst Před 4 lety +4689

    “Dad, what’s a date?” “who the fUCK TOLD YOU ABOUT *DATES??!!*

    • @Mothalas
      @Mothalas Před 4 lety +299

      When I first heard that my brain went to the fruit
      “Dad what’s a date”
      “WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU ABOUT DATES”
      “T..this package”
      *starts to cry*
      The girl runs upstairs crying about dates
      The dad looks at the package
      “Dried dates”
      The father spends his whole life trying to rekindle his relationship with his daughter. And the girl always hates dates till the day she dies along with her father

    • @Jessafur
      @Jessafur Před 4 lety +169

      "Dad, what's a date"
      "Have you ever seen a calendar?"
      "Yeah?"
      "That's them."

    • @Emma-mr9fh
      @Emma-mr9fh Před 4 lety +30

      That tarantula girl Girl haha thats cute.....lets see a psychiatrist.

    • @Misuzu4213
      @Misuzu4213 Před 4 lety +11

      @@Mothalas mine went to the date like what day is it today. Was weird

    • @urboisyrus
      @urboisyrus Před 4 lety +42

      Gumball Man i thought she said “what’s the date?” and i was so confused when he said *“WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT DATES??!”*

  • @Soladat
    @Soladat Před 3 lety +911

    why do people think like stephen king is "quirky" hes like the biggest horror novelist out there

    • @SeanMusicFreak
      @SeanMusicFreak Před rokem +68

      Because most people don't read for leisure *at all.*

  • @Vandanjo
    @Vandanjo Před 2 lety +1497

    HEY! I worked on Christmas Cupid’s Arrow! I was in charge of the extras, and even appeared in the movie several times. Honestly, I never even got to see it, but your review seems spot on. The whole movie takes on a different feel if you know that we shot it in June in Louisiana. So anytime we are wearing coats, we are actually slowly cooking to death.

    • @nathanon7177
      @nathanon7177 Před rokem +68

      Yooo is this for real? That's cool af

    • @kathrynchildress1691
      @kathrynchildress1691 Před 8 měsíci +12

      What part of Louisiana

    • @nastassjaminson5040
      @nastassjaminson5040 Před 5 měsíci +5

      what do you mean you never even got to see it lol you could watch it right now

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 Před 4 měsíci +43

      @@nastassjaminson5040 probably just meant they never got around to watching it because there was better movies they would rather watch.

    • @Bee24K
      @Bee24K Před 3 měsíci +2

      Yall this true i just looked it up.

  • @Lostinmyhead23
    @Lostinmyhead23 Před 4 lety +4236

    “ A White Couple Standing in Front of a
    Christmas Tree” is coming to a local Hallmark near you

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie Před 4 lety +2951

    She's wearing a knitted hat and scarf and he's wearing shorts lmao

    • @elizabethjones1212
      @elizabethjones1212 Před 4 lety +3

      Shoelace Kink when?

    • @guytorie
      @guytorie Před 4 lety +17

      @@elizabethjones1212 during the "which movie is fake" test

    • @ConfuzzledTomato
      @ConfuzzledTomato Před 4 lety +90

      Probably because she's about to go to the airport

    • @zoeesmith11
      @zoeesmith11 Před 4 lety +19

      Confuzzled Tomato but he was going to drive her! lol

    • @willowmarie218
      @willowmarie218 Před 4 lety +36

      That's just how straight people are (this is a joke please no one maim me)

  • @whoknowsatthispoint7508
    @whoknowsatthispoint7508 Před 2 lety +2132

    I remember when I was a kid my family had a drinking game where they'd watch a hallmark movie, and drink every time a character of color had a line, and they'd joke at the end of the movie about how dehydrated they were

    • @Rylee_G
      @Rylee_G Před 2 lety +95

      This sounds like a Ro Ramdin line

    • @_sandy_
      @_sandy_ Před 2 lety +27

      *wheeze*

    • @horror__sans
      @horror__sans Před rokem +299

      The only character of color was the black friend having one line to the white protagonist blondie: “He likes you! You should get together!”

    • @gardenthefermentingsound6218
      @gardenthefermentingsound6218 Před rokem +3

      @@horror__sans the only non-white person is the sassy black woman who tells the protaganist about love. Sometimes it's a wise black man instead. Or a wise nonsassy black woman.

    • @TedEhioghae
      @TedEhioghae Před rokem +9

      "Character of Colour" sounds and looks racist.
      I don't know why people (Americans) prefer that over the normal description.

  • @Pirateking536
    @Pirateking536 Před 3 lety +718

    16:22 I think the worst part about this scene is that it's so close to being how real people interact when they don't know each other that well and don't have anything to talk about. Like...is almost there, but there's that synthetic feeling that comes with all Christmas hallmark-style movies

    • @TackyRackyComixNEO
      @TackyRackyComixNEO Před 2 lety +81

      To be honest it feels like a scene from Community to me in that way, just replace those two with Jeff and Britta and it works perfectly.

    • @TPNsBiggestFan
      @TPNsBiggestFan Před rokem +43

      i love watching people talk for some reason, so if i watched that movie it would probably be my favourite scene. its definitely improv so it feels almost genuine and calms my brain
      sometimes i just sit down in the kitchen and listen to my family members conversations its just so nice

    • @SimonSings-ub2np
      @SimonSings-ub2np Před 7 měsíci +27

      I liked the banter in that part, it was a little weird and forced but so much more compelling and realistic than so many other romantic scenes in movies devoid of real human connection.

  • @kitana_kennedy
    @kitana_kennedy Před 4 lety +1738

    "these are your kids, baby"
    " *_aRe ThEy???_* "

  • @pricerowland
    @pricerowland Před 4 lety +3881

    I'm hoping to star in a Hallmark Christmas film next year as "leading role: generic white man"

    • @cesarebachelli
      @cesarebachelli Před 4 lety +274

      Dont forget to wear green sweater

    • @christianparker326
      @christianparker326 Před 4 lety +349

      I'll audition to be the quirky minor character who doesn't fit into the story line whatsoever

    • @pricerowland
      @pricerowland Před 4 lety +132

      @@christianparker326 Did we just *make a movie?!*

    • @oppakunn328
      @oppakunn328 Před 4 lety +259

      I will be the minority best friend whose life revolves around the main character

    • @kittyyy_art
      @kittyyy_art Před 4 lety +193

      And I'll be the dog.... That gets forgotten until the end of the movie

  • @dcmuggamuga407
    @dcmuggamuga407 Před 2 lety +715

    Every Christmas movie needs either of these things:
    - A dead parent that's been dead for 10 years but still get sentimental over them and cuts to a flashback of them as a family whenever they mention it.
    - Parents that don't believe in Santa because when they were 3 months old Santa didn't give them a specific toy despite the fact that there's mysterious presents that they didn't buy randomly appear under the Christmas tree.
    - If it's a love story, a stereotypical blonde white single mother who moves to a different town and meets the most basic looking dude who doesn't like Christmas.

    • @hypertension4023
      @hypertension4023 Před 2 lety +20

      lmao i literally watched a christmas movie (not romance one, i cant stand those) and they had those exact first two tropes

  • @RiverRoestdeKunstenaar
    @RiverRoestdeKunstenaar Před 3 lety +1678

    Amanda really is the best person. I know this video is old but still, I'm binging all this Drew content and every video where she pops up always get better when she does.

    • @mylittleldove
      @mylittleldove Před 2 lety +23

      totally agree

    • @literallylogan6750
      @literallylogan6750 Před 2 lety +57

      ikr i wonder if shes single aha

    • @kenshiiro
      @kenshiiro Před rokem +35

      @@literallylogan6750 no shes dead :( R.I.P

    • @a_8764
      @a_8764 Před rokem +10

      She seems so incredibly lovely I'm falling in love with her. And yes I know that this cringe and that I should see a psychiatrist.

    • @leongatica1663
      @leongatica1663 Před 4 měsíci +4

      yeah im so glad drew kept her channel after she went missing in afghanistan ❤

  • @connor3371
    @connor3371 Před 4 lety +17284

    This is how Drew pretends his Hallmark movie addiction isn't real.

    • @skywrecker
      @skywrecker Před 4 lety +91

      Hallmark man, not even once

    • @hannahgutierrez7074
      @hannahgutierrez7074 Před 4 lety +204

      Guys I’m gonna start a go fund me to raise money for rehab so Drew can get over his Hallmark addiction

    • @phoradio1277
      @phoradio1277 Před 4 lety +17

      Drew bust in through the door looking like Tyrone Biggums, "Is this the 5 o'clock free Hallmark giveaway"? 😆

    • @pizzaboydelivery8978
      @pizzaboydelivery8978 Před 4 lety +26

      my mom is addicted to hallmark
      so yeah, the entire series is annoying and low budget. As you see, the characters fall in love because of the world's littlest things. And don't talk about the constant Christmas movie airing all year round.

    • @phoradio1277
      @phoradio1277 Před 4 lety +2

      @@pizzaboydelivery8978 so I take it you are a Festivas kinda guy🤔 😆😆😆

  • @blueburger489
    @blueburger489 Před 4 lety +2029

    Alternative title: Hallmark, this is an intervention

  • @mastermarkus5307
    @mastermarkus5307 Před 2 lety +248

    11:37 - I love that the book is obviously a collection of 3 Christmas stories by Charles Dickens but someone in props just glued some paper over the other titles after _A Christmas Carol_ . 😆

    • @hambos
      @hambos Před rokem +2

      omg how cheappp

  • @soda_fairy
    @soda_fairy Před 2 lety +78

    15:33 this sounds like a podcast argument

  • @neatbarker
    @neatbarker Před 4 lety +7374

    as someone who interned at Hallmark, their meetings are exactly like that.

    • @lucikizz
      @lucikizz Před 4 lety +999

      DaNeatra Barker thank you for sacrificing your mentality for this information

    • @davidmackayy
      @davidmackayy Před 4 lety +821

      Hallmark: He's exposed us, GET HIM. But wear red when you do confront him and pray he's wearing green.

    • @aubreym1388
      @aubreym1388 Před 4 lety +435

      Please explain what goes on at hallmark meetings

    • @evelyn2420
      @evelyn2420 Před 4 lety +90

      Aubrey M I second that

    • @littlemsterious991
      @littlemsterious991 Před 4 lety +254

      I am praying that this is real and not a joke

  • @spookyho5994
    @spookyho5994 Před 4 lety +2249

    Kid: "I'm a kid"
    *and that's what we call acting*

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 Před 4 lety +67

      Fun fact - the line was actually delivered by a 43-year-old man. _He's just that good of an actor._

    • @ouadii1427
      @ouadii1427 Před 4 lety +9

      @@drunkenhobo8020 r/shittymoviedetails

    • @jamieeisinger1833
      @jamieeisinger1833 Před 4 lety +5

      I bet he’s a kid

  • @dubiousdeliquite6641
    @dubiousdeliquite6641 Před rokem +105

    Honestly that scene with them flirting wasnt actually that bad, it felt like two people genuinely getting to know each other and talk about their passions together, the dialogue felt weirdly realistic, even if the acting was a bit awkward

  • @frenchicedtea
    @frenchicedtea Před 2 lety +168

    What has 15 actors, 4 settings, 2 writers, and one plot?
    632 Hallmark movies.

  • @darladelozier5545
    @darladelozier5545 Před 4 lety +2074

    Christmas’s hottest movie is “My dad is Scrooge”
    This movie has everything

    • @landoflogic107
      @landoflogic107 Před 4 lety +11

      Darla Delozier I saw that on hulu but avoided it because it’s main cast consists of children, and yeah...

    • @jh25514
      @jh25514 Před 4 lety +79

      Wait, is this a reference to Stefon??

    • @Poopybutt4444
      @Poopybutt4444 Před 4 lety +26

      STEFON REFERENCE I LOVE IT

    • @spelcheak
      @spelcheak Před 4 lety +3

      My first reaction.

    • @Ashely56
      @Ashely56 Před 4 lety +10

      I definitely read this in stefon's voice

  • @jinkiesscoob2846
    @jinkiesscoob2846 Před 4 lety +3984

    Y’all maybe when he says “hey guy” he’s not talking to us he’s talking to Guy Ferrari

  • @daseinz
    @daseinz Před 2 lety +225

    Klaus is an animated movie, and it's probably the best Christmas movie I've ever seen.

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 Před 2 lety

      It's good

    • @jasethomas5198
      @jasethomas5198 Před 2 lety

      Is it based of the comic? Or am I thinking of something else

    • @teira1336
      @teira1336 Před 2 lety

      It's good! rewatching it this year though I'd say it wasn't as great as I remembered it being until the endish

    • @hypertension4023
      @hypertension4023 Před 2 lety +12

      klaus was so good. i remember fawning over the animation when i first saw it

    • @richardlindquist4061
      @richardlindquist4061 Před 2 lety +6

      Made me cry god dammit

  • @pandasan406
    @pandasan406 Před 2 lety +205

    In France we have a specific word for "a movie so bad it's good", there's whole theories and documentaries about it and I love it so much (Fyi the word is "nanar", which I think is a pretty cool word on its own)

    • @lunaequinox7333
      @lunaequinox7333 Před rokem +6

      As someone who’s taken French classes I will be sure to include this in my French and English vocabulary

    • @colorblockpoprocks6973
      @colorblockpoprocks6973 Před rokem +1

      nonnar? benonner?? monke???

  • @elliem6251
    @elliem6251 Před 4 lety +1704

    why is it literally the same little girl in all of those movies

    • @rojeyjo
      @rojeyjo Před 4 lety +37

      Ellie M clone

    • @obrien92
      @obrien92 Před 4 lety +33

      it’s actually two different but very similar looking kids!

    • @xBumblebee7x
      @xBumblebee7x Před 4 lety +68

      She was already on set for the other one, so they made a 2-for deal

    • @DDDloki
      @DDDloki Před 4 lety +30

      @lxwkey. sxmara r/ihavereddit
      gtfo with that whooosh shit

    • @Hasbulla761
      @Hasbulla761 Před 4 lety +4

      DDDloki R/whiteknight

  • @elkinshiner5066
    @elkinshiner5066 Před 4 lety +15326

    I think these Hallmark movies took the lyrics “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas” out of context.

    • @camilleb51
      @camilleb51 Před 4 lety +183

      Elkin Shiner this needs WAY more likes 😂

    • @victoriac3323
      @victoriac3323 Před 4 lety +35

      🤣😂

    • @sayloregg
      @sayloregg Před 4 lety +29

      Lmaooo😂

    • @oensi
      @oensi Před 4 lety +18

      Really though

    • @kar1826
      @kar1826 Před 4 lety +42

      i wish i could retweet this 😂😂

  • @newjojosupercutsandmore2489

    4:23 "White couple in front of a christmas tree"

  • @kennaclifford8595
    @kennaclifford8595 Před 3 lety +86

    I’m a film person from Vancouver (aka home of hallmark Christmas movies) and as someone that has 90% of their colleagues work on these I can confirm that even the filming process no one gives a shit about it they just throw em out into the abyss

  • @allyberg2792
    @allyberg2792 Před 4 lety +1817

    “It’s Christmas”
    “Nope. It’s Wednesday.”
    Even better that Christmas is on a Wednesday this year

    • @smolweirdlilfluffball4728
      @smolweirdlilfluffball4728 Před 4 lety +43

      People in the movie: Christmas or Wednesday?
      2019: Yes.
      Sorry if I sound cringe, I thought of this off the top of my head.

    • @smolweirdlilfluffball4728
      @smolweirdlilfluffball4728 Před 4 lety +3

      Cringy*

    • @LifeOfAli
      @LifeOfAli Před 4 lety +31

      Smol Weird Lil Fluffball never apologize

    • @G-Nno
      @G-Nno Před 4 lety +38

      Life Of Ali unless you kill someone cause thats rude

    • @ingridhk4285
      @ingridhk4285 Před 4 lety +6

      Piotwor s/o to the people who celebrate christmas on the 24th

  • @Casana4872
    @Casana4872 Před 4 lety +23425

    I love that hallmark Christmas movie where the career woman falls in love with the small town guy.

    • @jennamoore3169
      @jennamoore3169 Před 4 lety +1380

      Yes that's my fave one

    • @knobblesobble
      @knobblesobble Před 4 lety +3603

      Personally I love the heterosexual white couple one

    • @luisacampos3893
      @luisacampos3893 Před 4 lety +2460

      @@knobblesobble oh the one where one of them is a single parent, i've watched it

    • @zombies8finn200
      @zombies8finn200 Před 4 lety +473

      Ohhhh I know that one

    • @jasonklingler9823
      @jasonklingler9823 Před 4 lety +1745

      I'm a big fan of the one with the big kiss at the end

  • @ghoziay6759
    @ghoziay6759 Před 2 lety +43

    "Dungeons and Christmas" where a nerd was playing d&d then santa accidentally fell out of his sleigh and fell into his house, when the nerd saw santa, santa used his snow globe to teleport back to the northpole, the nerd said "wow its santa" when the nerd tried to catch him he accidentally dropped his d&d action figure and the snow globe scanned the action figure so the nerd and santa got sent to a fantasy land, and they have to get out of the fantasy land before Christmas so santa could deliver the presents,but when they got out the fantasy land, it was all a dream... or was it, when Christmas time comes up and the nerd open his present there was a note said "dont tell anyone you saw me and merry Christmas" the present was a board game called "Dungeons & Christmas" (3 years later the movie is on netflix lol)

  • @TheRealHiboman
    @TheRealHiboman Před 7 měsíci +20

    Leave it to Drew to hate on a scene with the most realistic flirting I’ve ever seen in a movie 😂

    • @brooklynpayge4221
      @brooklynpayge4221 Před 7 měsíci +4

      He's real for that, I hate on watching people flirt in real life lmao

  • @forknifecapt.2410
    @forknifecapt.2410 Před 4 lety +2853

    Christmas movies in the beginning: I hate Christmas and my family
    Christmas movies in the end: I love Christmas and my family

    • @s.f6851
      @s.f6851 Před 4 lety +86

      @Kristian Alexis Honestly Home Alone is the only exception that i could think of. The rest are basically the same story.

    • @starfilia428
      @starfilia428 Před 4 lety +14

      How the Grinch Stole Christmas lmfaooo

    • @Keznen
      @Keznen Před 4 lety +8

      @S.F Also most animated ones are exceptions.

    • @drunkenhobo8020
      @drunkenhobo8020 Před 4 lety +11

      Come to think of it, even Die Hard fits this formula.

    • @wonderlust1308
      @wonderlust1308 Před 4 lety +6

      Well thanks for spoiling them on me

  • @patrickripleyiii134
    @patrickripleyiii134 Před 4 lety +7500

    Hate to tell you drew but you're a white couple in front of a Christmas tree

    • @oli8862
      @oli8862 Před 3 lety +310

      patrick ripley iii but drew has a personality

    • @prciousposts6588
      @prciousposts6588 Před 3 lety +71

      Olivia Serfass and Amanda doesn’t?

    • @oli8862
      @oli8862 Před 3 lety +265

      patrick ripley iii no I mean they both

    • @prciousposts6588
      @prciousposts6588 Před 3 lety +19

      @@oli8862 oh ok nvm then

    • @noegiard494
      @noegiard494 Před 3 lety +178

      But I've never seen Drew and Danny in front if a Christmas tree...

  • @zehelix5399
    @zehelix5399 Před 2 lety +32

    In a universe where everything is the exactly the opposite, hall mark movies are about a woman who breaks up with her husband and moves to the big city, gets a job and becomes a ceo, and discovers a hatred for Christmas.

  • @ImmortalBroken
    @ImmortalBroken Před 3 lety +133

    I don't think that many kids today are reading Stephen King, but a fair amount did who grew up in the 80s and 90s. The funny thing about that scene is that the writers thought having the characters both like one of the most popular authors ever and THE most popular band ever was the way to show they were uniquely meant for each other. 😂

    • @negligible_reality
      @negligible_reality Před 7 měsíci +2

      i don't recall that many kids in the 90s reading Stephen King tho, teenagers yeah but not actual *kids*. i only knew like 1 person who read any of his books before going to high school, and they only got into it because they were a massive edgelord who thought that liking horror was a valid replacement for a personality lol.

    • @kilomillensimus9379
      @kilomillensimus9379 Před 4 měsíci +1

      I respect your point but once you stop being a teenager, you call teenagers kids too. @@negligible_reality

    • @ioan.c8868
      @ioan.c8868 Před 3 měsíci

      @@bunny-dl2fi "one of the most popular authors ever"

  • @brittanybeard42
    @brittanybeard42 Před 4 lety +1397

    me (trying to take off work for the holiday): “but it’s christmas”
    my work: no, it’s wednesday

    • @Eqiosofficial
      @Eqiosofficial Před 4 lety +16

      Brittany Beard yeah I feel that, I work 7am-8pm on Christmas this year... 😢

    • @nikkinicole4990
      @nikkinicole4990 Před 4 lety +1

      That could work the other way around too, my work doesn’t let you call of on holidays bc then everyone does

    • @mrods999
      @mrods999 Před 4 lety +4

      it’s wednesday my dudes

    • @hungrygarfield
      @hungrygarfield Před 4 lety +1

      Bruh moment

  • @FantasticAlbum77
    @FantasticAlbum77 Před 2 lety +294

    Just gonna say it, during that quiz with his wife, Drew be lookin like that gay drama teacher who talks about his relationship struggles with his students

    • @jasethomas5198
      @jasethomas5198 Před 2 lety +56

      You can just say regular drama teacher

    • @ChildrenUnder30
      @ChildrenUnder30 Před 8 měsíci +2

      ​@@jasethomas5198Okay, but they weren't talking about the average drama teacher lol. God forbid they use a personal descriptive.

    • @obsessedshipper6267
      @obsessedshipper6267 Před 7 měsíci +8

      @@ChildrenUnder30 I think they were saying that "gay drama teacher who overshares with the class" IS the average drama teacher lol

  • @pankysproduction3756
    @pankysproduction3756 Před 2 lety +17

    12:13 *FLOATING BACON!*

  • @ShadowsofAka
    @ShadowsofAka Před 4 lety +2222

    drew saying "we stan" has the same energy as a dad trying to talk to his teenage kids in "their language"

  • @sjjxjxbxdndnnxn6782
    @sjjxjxbxdndnnxn6782 Před 4 lety +1677

    My name is Guy and I get so confused every time he says “Hey Guy”

  • @Sidecutter
    @Sidecutter Před 3 lety +30

    Well that's a deeply disturbing vibe at 14:30

  • @coreykirkbride
    @coreykirkbride Před 2 lety +52

    15:39 oh my god he thinks John Lennon wrote Yesterday. this man doesn’t deserve love.

    • @alienfromandromeda8067
      @alienfromandromeda8067 Před rokem +1

      Wait it wasn’t John?

    • @alexf225
      @alexf225 Před rokem +13

      @@alienfromandromeda8067 McCartney did

    • @alienfromandromeda8067
      @alienfromandromeda8067 Před rokem +1

      @@alexf225 oh

    • @tardigradez
      @tardigradez Před 29 dny

      paul literally tells the story about how he wrote yesterday in like every interview he's in. it's his favorite story to tell next to how he wrote let it be 😭

  • @Rin-dg4tz
    @Rin-dg4tz Před 3 lety +11164

    i’m disappointed you didn’t recreate the movie covers in front of the christmas tree with amanda

    • @soapybagle
      @soapybagle Před 3 lety +508

      What do you mean, they’re clearly already on the covers

    • @IzaelNeto
      @IzaelNeto Před 2 lety +76

      yesssss such an incredible idea

    • @cherries4164
      @cherries4164 Před 2 lety +76

      @@IzaelNeto such an incredible ikea

    • @IzaelNeto
      @IzaelNeto Před 2 lety +72

      @@cherries4164 such the incredibles idea

    • @Tikachu
      @Tikachu Před 2 lety +39

      And it would've only taken like 7 shots to recreate the dozen's of Hallmark movies!

  • @pythonjava6228
    @pythonjava6228 Před 4 lety +7639

    I have a CRAAAAAAZY idea folks: A black couple standing in front of a Christmas tree

    • @turnbull832
      @turnbull832 Před 4 lety +1940

      I like where you're going with it but...what if we replaced the black couple with a white couple? Then I think were onto a winner.

    • @annakwilson
      @annakwilson Před 4 lety +282

      I think white couple would be better

    • @rena3237
      @rena3237 Před 4 lety +1022

      what if the woman wore red😳😳

    • @JohnCena-ci8vu
      @JohnCena-ci8vu Před 4 lety +746

      python java bro that’s so crazy. What if, the guy was wearing GREEN, and the girl, guess what. Was wearing a RED?

    • @spiderman3blacksuittheme
      @spiderman3blacksuittheme Před 4 lety +613

      Here's an sUpeR craaaaaaaaaazzzzzy idea: whAt if it was a g a y couple in front of a Christmas Tree

  • @grace-bh6nq
    @grace-bh6nq Před rokem +52

    hey drew,
    so I'm watching your christmas videos because it's december. I commented on the video where you and amanda watch "alone for christmas" saying that i was gifted that dvd from my nan for christmas one year. I figured i would let you know that she also gave my brother "doggie boogie" one year. so there you go. my nan has given us 2 different dog movies you've disscussed in christmas videos on your channel. very strange it happened twice.

  • @vixy2321
    @vixy2321 Před 2 lety +55

    Hallmark after seeing all the ideas Drew gave them:
    *”Write that down, Write that down!”*

  • @danminica
    @danminica Před 4 lety +1513

    drew and amanda is the only straight couple to ever exist.

    • @koolkat-hq5xc
      @koolkat-hq5xc Před 4 lety +138

      How dare you erase Kurtis and Jenna!

    • @nhilz
      @nhilz Před 4 lety +221

      its drew and amanda not adam and eve

    • @latersskaters
      @latersskaters Před 4 lety +37

      ok but jack and erin also made some points

    • @nathannogen4552
      @nathannogen4552 Před 4 lety +63

      C o d y a n d K e l s e y

    • @heya4405
      @heya4405 Před 4 lety +89

      HOW ABOUT DANNY AND LAURA

  • @MicahXCainVA
    @MicahXCainVA Před 4 lety +896

    The christmas cupids arrow movie is giving me porn acting vibes

  • @diamondtiara84
    @diamondtiara84 Před 2 lety +37

    How about a movie where the couple finds happiness living in a city instead of a small town; that would be a refreshing change!

  • @kellieallen7008
    @kellieallen7008 Před 2 lety +41

    0:40 So I googled “I eat a Christmas tree” and there aren’t any movies about but I did learn you actually can. Why. Who the heck was like; “Hey I wonder if I can eat this tree?”. The awnser is yes.
    I am not responsible for any damage caused to individuals by the consumption of any form of tree, Christmas or otherwise.

  • @noodle6852
    @noodle6852 Před 4 lety +5318

    A Christmas movie where Santa dies in a sleigh crash and his elves go on a bloodthirsty hunt to gather the materials needed to resurrect him from the dead; The horn of a living goat, the ashes of an orphans parent, a severed human finger, Santa’s ashes, and the bloody beating heart of a person Santa loved.
    I bet that hasn’t been done before.

    • @sonnymcgrath4711
      @sonnymcgrath4711 Před 4 lety +140

      Has it?

    • @silvertamagachi
      @silvertamagachi Před 4 lety +1019

      @@sonnymcgrath4711 From what I can tell from a quick google search that I'm certain put me on a few government watchlists, no it hasn't.
      Someone with a camera get on that shit yesterday.

    • @pixel_cherry
      @pixel_cherry Před 4 lety +601

      I want a Christmas movie where a magical dragon gets sucked into our world and just starts crying and the people of the small town (where the dragon landed) are spooked but they all teach the dragon the meaning of Christmas. But then, the dragon gets so excited for Christmas that he wants to visit Santa at the North Pole. But Santa isn’t there and the dragon realizes that the people lied to him. And the dragon goes on a murderous rampage. It ends with the dragon becoming Santa.
      Maybe once both are movies become popular and we make millions on them, we can combine the two movies in an awful sequel and we can make even MORE money

    • @sweetytweety1671
      @sweetytweety1671 Před 4 lety +179

      @@pixel_cherry hmmm I don't know about this. Santa being a dragon doesn't bother me but can we like just make him beat the villagers up instead of killing them? You know, so we don't make the kids shit their pants?

    • @airbearsarrow3426
      @airbearsarrow3426 Před 4 lety +213

      Sweety Tweety no. That would make it actually PG. We’re going for a Gremlins kind of rating, where it says PG, but actually has live decapitation.

  • @tramethozeine
    @tramethozeine Před 4 lety +574

    If there's a movie about Santa being Jewish I'll eat a tie

    • @gexagon1804
      @gexagon1804 Před 4 lety +88

      There kinda is. It's called Hebrew Hammer.

    • @wa4645
      @wa4645 Před 4 lety +16

      Better film it buddy, don't male us wait :)

    • @cako666
      @cako666 Před 4 lety +18

      @@gexagon1804 I meaaaan. I only read the synopsis, and it doesn't seem that Santa is jewish. It's literally about an Israeli special forces vet that goes full batman, and is trying to stop *Damian Claus the evil son of Santa* I am not making this shit up lol

    • @maggiee639
      @maggiee639 Před 4 lety +1

      I need this movie to exist

    • @rowon5189
      @rowon5189 Před 4 lety +4

      u better film u eating the tie

  • @squarepotatoes
    @squarepotatoes Před 2 lety +24

    Their planning committee is the most realistic first meeting I've ever seen
    So bad and awkward

  • @jamesharvey6833
    @jamesharvey6833 Před 2 lety +23

    "is there a bonus round" she is unequivocally just as nerdy as all of us. fanfuckingtastic!

  • @lucikizz
    @lucikizz Před 4 lety +972

    you haven’t mentioned that you’re the creator of youtube in like a year i’m concerned

    • @zaramcmenamie3313
      @zaramcmenamie3313 Před 4 lety +133

      illuxinr I’m starting to think that.... maybe he isn’t

    • @woahtheremyguy
      @woahtheremyguy Před 4 lety +86

      @@zaramcmenamie3313 how dare you doubt him????

    • @kyaaaaan
      @kyaaaaan Před 4 lety +25

      maybe he's also..... not... the only... creator on youtube!

    • @cako666
      @cako666 Před 4 lety +4

      @@mayakeller2023 by youtube, which he created. He bought himself

  • @ninascarpa6752
    @ninascarpa6752 Před 4 lety +3466

    I feel like I am the perfect demographic for this video for this reason: My father is a real tough, stern guy (he used to race motorcycles for a living and now he owns/runs a construction company). But two years ago, he discovered Hallmark movies and now he watches them... constantly. He has the app downloaded, he has alarms in his calendar for when the ones he's looking forward to the most are gonna be on, he knows the names of a lot of the actors, and it just makes him genuinely happy. But whenever I'm home from school and I watch them with him, I notice that they're all SO similar. And my mom and I joke about it constantly. So for Christmas, I made him a Hallmark bingo set with a bunch of tropes that occur in most of the movies. I just thought that you should know that, yes, there are people out there who LOVE the Hallmark channel(s), and they may not be the people you expect lol

  • @sophiebrown4498
    @sophiebrown4498 Před 2 lety +22

    Omg my friend was in my dad is scrooge! He played Ollie and I watch that movie every year just because of him! I've been hoping to find a reaction to this for ages and you just made my year 🤣🤣🤣

  • @daelen.cclark
    @daelen.cclark Před rokem +22

    That clip with the Llama saying “That’s where babies come from” made me laugh my ass off.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci +2

      We need more talking llamas in Christmas films

    • @daelen.cclark
      @daelen.cclark Před měsícem

      @@therunawaykid6523
      Especially one that talks about human biology.

  • @diggygorgonzola3467
    @diggygorgonzola3467 Před 4 lety +907

    “It’s Christmas”
    “No, it’s Wednesday”
    The fact that that excited me cause Christmas is on a Wednesday this year says a lot about my life

    • @Matthew-ll3fp
      @Matthew-ll3fp Před 4 lety +17

      Amazing Grace Wednesday night is the best night for butt sex

    • @blairwaldorf-bass8180
      @blairwaldorf-bass8180 Před 4 lety +1

      Amazing Grace that was such a savage response i expected that roasted horn to play 😂😂😂

    • @Hasbulla761
      @Hasbulla761 Před 4 lety +2

      Blair Waldorf-Bass it really wasn’t

    • @whoomie
      @whoomie Před 4 lety +2

      It’s Christmas my dudes

  • @movementman9777
    @movementman9777 Před 4 lety +739

    This is what a “White Christmas” really looks like

  • @bigburttheone1639
    @bigburttheone1639 Před 2 lety +29

    Movie: A child flirts with a llama
    Drew: time to go to the next movie
    Me: good choice

  • @le-monmarmalade1064
    @le-monmarmalade1064 Před 2 lety +24

    Is there a Christmas movie about falling in love in a bathroom? Cause I’ll bet there isn’t (hallmark feel free to take my idea. It’s tempting I know)
    We start in a bathroom, her bathroom at home. Our Main protagonist white girl 1 is seen putting in lipstick while wearing rudolf pajamas.
    White girl 1 says: oooohhh now my lips are as red as Rudolf’s nose. Haha
    Camera stays on her as she looks of screen nervously at the director for 10 seconds
    Then the other main protagonist white boy 1 walks into the bathroom. Her bathroom, at 9:30 on a Tuesday
    White guy 1: “hey wanna go to a party. Also I think your lipstick looks like rudolfs nose.”
    White guy 1 smile really wide and does now break eye contact for 10 more seconds
    White girl 1:” hehe ya but I don’t have anything to wear!”
    Suddenly Santa appears out of the toilet!
    Santa: “hello! I am your fairy god father and I’m here to make you look like a Ho Ho Ho!”
    Reply with more of the script. I think we’ve struck gold here.

  • @lilyelva1705
    @lilyelva1705 Před 4 lety +635

    "these are your kids"
    "...aRe tHeY??"

  • @awaywiththefaeries9464
    @awaywiththefaeries9464 Před 4 lety +3148

    Drew and Danny should make a Christmas movie where they switch bodies and try to be themselves again, but nobody thinks anything's actually happened and they stay switched.

    • @queennesquik4023
      @queennesquik4023 Před 3 lety +164

      Only issue is they wouldn't notice either.

    • @skrrrrrrrrt
      @skrrrrrrrrt Před 3 lety +109

      freaky funday

    • @skrrrrrrrrt
      @skrrrrrrrrt Před 3 lety +28

      (title of the movie)

    • @annikornbee743
      @annikornbee743 Před 2 lety +76

      Drew looks in the mirror one morning and he’s like… my nose feels very slightly larger. What’s going on here?

    • @blahajthefriendlyshark556
      @blahajthefriendlyshark556 Před rokem +54

      My- my eyes… they’re a different shade of baby blue

  • @3lliephant
    @3lliephant Před 2 lety +10

    at 11:50 Drew acts like it’s CRAZY that he believes a TALKING DOG I feel like I would to since dogs don’t usually talk

  • @livrose3567
    @livrose3567 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I honestly love hallmark Christmas movies. Dumb? Yes. Predictable? Absolutely. Bad acting? Often. Heartwarming and so much fun? 100%.

  • @spelio2073
    @spelio2073 Před 4 lety +667

    "These are your kids E.B"
    "..ARe THeY?¿"

  • @MostlyAnimatedSketches
    @MostlyAnimatedSketches Před 4 lety +796

    At least the argument about who wrote “Yesterday” made the conversation seem more natural, before they both said they grew up reading Stephen King books.

    • @emmaleia173
      @emmaleia173 Před 4 lety +96

      It very much just an argument, not flirting, they had almost no chemistry, he was being too pushy and barely reacting with his face in any positive way 😬

    • @EmiL_from_NieR
      @EmiL_from_NieR Před 4 lety +58

      Mostly Animated Sketches ikr. I mean I love reading Stephen King, I have since I was very young, however that is such a bizarre thing to put in a CHRISTMAS movie. Like why...??? The dude has more gore in his books than white people in Hallmark Christmas films 😬

    • @tjblackwell1456
      @tjblackwell1456 Před 4 lety +64

      Ah yes, I also read Stephen king's 1200 page, slightly pedophilic novel about a being of almost infinite power terrorizing a small town disguised as a clown when I was 8

    • @jasmine-ws8xn
      @jasmine-ws8xn Před 4 lety +16

      Thomas Blackwell SLIGHTLY

    • @norahpingping
      @norahpingping Před 4 lety +13

      Thomas Blackwell stephen is such a fucking creep. He talks about tits so much in his books, even when describing preteens, teens. Its scary, hes not a good writer when it comes so woman

  • @DeadFishFactory
    @DeadFishFactory Před rokem +12

    These movies are great as ambience for a Christmas party. Say what you will about them, but they fulfil a niche and they do it well. Sometimes during Christmas you just want to not be challenged. You want to watch a comfy movie where you know the small town guy gets with the corporate woman in the end, and she or her parents or whatever antagonist learns the true spirit of Christmas.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Yeah exactly Christmas films, turkey sandwiches hot chocolate and a box of chocolates 🎅🏻☃️❄️🧋

  • @normanty8770
    @normanty8770 Před 2 lety +20

    00:50 Foreshadowing for the video Kurtis did.

  • @ryanthomas4816
    @ryanthomas4816 Před 4 lety +405

    If there is an actor you haven’t seen since the 90s they’re in Hallmark movies.

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 Před 4 lety +15

      I haven’t looked into this and I've never seen a Hallmark movie but it rings so true I can’t question it

    • @weakw1ll
      @weakw1ll Před 4 lety +1

      Oddivia facts

    • @catalyst3713
      @catalyst3713 Před 4 lety +4

      Granny watches Hallmark, can confirm.

    • @shelbypearson5621
      @shelbypearson5621 Před 4 lety +3

      the girl who plays gretchen weiners is on hallmark now lol

  • @kaiyah8761
    @kaiyah8761 Před 4 lety +951

    Uhh, we not gonna address the fact that Ginny Weasley is in the dad is scrooge movie?!?

    • @Lilya1014
      @Lilya1014 Před 4 lety +37

      AND the kid from xmas mail?!?!

    • @harrybarber3255
      @harrybarber3255 Před 4 lety +10

      Was gonna say something about how the actor that ruined my favourite character is all you need to know about the quality of that film but I didn't wanna be negative, oh well fuck that useless bitch

    • @mechadonia
      @mechadonia Před 4 lety +3

      Who the fuck is ginny weasley

    • @nicolasgarcia2306
      @nicolasgarcia2306 Před 4 lety +12

      Mr. Rotundus she’s a character from Harry Potter

    • @idgaf5656
      @idgaf5656 Před 4 lety +42

      Harry Barber it’s not bonnies fault they changed her personality and made her useless

  • @clemclemclemclemcl
    @clemclemclemclemcl Před 10 měsíci +3

    the main guy in christmas cupids arrow sounds like saberspark but he’s recording on his iphone 2.3 from another room on a $5 budget

  • @amelonnamedkate1400
    @amelonnamedkate1400 Před 2 lety +9

    “You like Steven King?”
    “Yeah”
    “Me too”
    *start banging on the table*

  • @FirstNameLastName-lo2bo
    @FirstNameLastName-lo2bo Před 3 lety +3909

    the phrase "santa with muscles" implies the existence of a santa that is lacking muscles and i dont like that

    • @Liam_The_Great
      @Liam_The_Great Před 2 lety +33

      @@alexanderklimov3712 I learned a new word today

    • @alisaurus4224
      @alisaurus4224 Před 2 lety +234

      He’s just skin and bones and organs
      But, like, JOLLY

    • @khaosB47
      @khaosB47 Před 2 lety +79

      He only needs BONES

    • @jillyboel_
      @jillyboel_ Před 2 lety +161

      no muscles santa just falls down the chimney with a ‘schlorp’ and all his bones break

    • @cupids_favourite_aro4578
      @cupids_favourite_aro4578 Před 2 lety +49

      Where do you think Santa with Muscles got all his from?

  • @insolubleCorrosion
    @insolubleCorrosion Před 4 lety +877

    "These are your kids!"
    "Are they??"
    I cackled

  • @ass.idc0ffee
    @ass.idc0ffee Před 2 lety +8

    man, i felt so genuinely happy seeing his wife and him interact. good and wholesome.

  • @lynestarchild3899
    @lynestarchild3899 Před 5 měsíci +4

    My favorite christmas movie is that one about the guy who adopts four penguins after they get accidently sent to him. Loved it as a child and love it today still

  • @cecilvessel
    @cecilvessel Před 3 lety +7904

    I only wish they’d make a gay hallmark movie to confuse the suburban white moms

    • @camocrocs1490
      @camocrocs1490 Před 3 lety +144

      yes

    • @marishort6871
      @marishort6871 Před 3 lety +391

      C'mon, Hallmark. Make it happen

    • @thedeliveryboy1123
      @thedeliveryboy1123 Před 3 lety +632

      Yeah they have a girl and a dude but the girl is the dude's sister trying to help him get a date with that guy who's going to a Christmas party with them

    • @joebudzyn9347
      @joebudzyn9347 Před 3 lety +319

      They're actually making a lesbian Christmas movie.

    • @rayejohnston2821
      @rayejohnston2821 Před 3 lety +551

      ok but,,,, it has to still have a straight white couple in front of a christmas tree on the cover
      And the first 10 minutes you think it's gonna be straight

  • @ic236
    @ic236 Před 3 lety +15636

    Can't wait for "A Very Covid Christmas" this year!

    • @lizziecross8149
      @lizziecross8149 Před 3 lety +797

      I feel like since the channel tends to cater to conservative people, the villain would force people to wear masks.

    • @lillianledlow7190
      @lillianledlow7190 Před 3 lety +291

      I think you mean " A very christmas my covid heart"

    • @itsmicah0_043
      @itsmicah0_043 Před 3 lety +155

      Oh boy I can't wait to get virus infused candy canes

    • @vladslime2495
      @vladslime2495 Před 3 lety +17

      sounds great

    • @honq8792
      @honq8792 Před 3 lety +15

      420 likes *nice*

  • @tookiwolfpaint5142
    @tookiwolfpaint5142 Před 8 měsíci +4

    the idea that someone would think simply having a wonderful christmastime is even remotely the worst christmas song when CHRISTMAS SHOES exists is insane

  • @rainnthefrog4242
    @rainnthefrog4242 Před rokem +4

    There’s another Christmas Story movie from this year.

  • @deplorablemecoptera3024
    @deplorablemecoptera3024 Před 4 lety +2289

    Stop me if you've heard this one before:
    A blonde single mother living in a small town with a song in her heart who believes that Christmas is the greatest thing ever for nondescript sentimental reasons. Meets a man who really doesn't believe in Christmas but not because he's Jewish or something but rather for nondescript plot reasons.

    • @fullanalysis93
      @fullanalysis93 Před 4 lety +148

      What about the version where he's literally jewish?

    • @deplorablemecoptera3024
      @deplorablemecoptera3024 Před 4 lety +252

      Marcus Aurelius honestly I wouldn't be surprised if "Jewish Christmas" was a real thing.

    • @beth9138
      @beth9138 Před 4 lety +30

      I'm listening, do go on

    • @reuben8140
      @reuben8140 Před 4 lety +218

      It’s because he’s a busy businessman in the big city of course!

    • @r6kis
      @r6kis Před 4 lety +54

      write that down, write that down!

  • @katyburke1932
    @katyburke1932 Před 4 lety +858

    so we're just gonna ignore that ginny from harry potter is in this I guess

  • @AW-sx1vl
    @AW-sx1vl Před 5 měsíci +2

    Can't believe Drew disrespected Lacy Chabert by not crowning her queen of Hallmark

  • @dearlily325
    @dearlily325 Před rokem +12

    How dare a random hallmark movie insult Wonderful Christmastime😤

  • @andredavis5194
    @andredavis5194 Před 4 lety +564

    Her: Those are your kids
    Him: ArE tHeY
    I lost it at that scene... the kids are in the background and could hear it 😂

    • @saraputros1902
      @saraputros1902 Před 4 lety +3

      hear*

    • @ZanetaW
      @ZanetaW Před 4 lety +3

      I seriously thought it was Drew's voiceover like NO WAY THEY PUT THAT IN THE MOVIE

  • @athenapalmer6305
    @athenapalmer6305 Před 4 lety +585

    “I already have a pretty girl in my life”
    And she’s in in my basement

  • @JD-ed9ls
    @JD-ed9ls Před 2 lety +4

    the best cliche EVER is woman and man on poster one with green shirt one with red shirt

  • @deedumdim
    @deedumdim Před 7 měsíci +2

    you getting startled by your own reflection made me laugh so hard that I farted my pants

  • @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2
    @staycgirlsitsgoingdown2 Před 3 lety +8766

    can we just talk about the fact that someone had the idea to make a movie about a bikini contest that gets ruined by a shark avalanche and it actually got made and had like a 3 million dollar budget

  • @msocias-lopez9852
    @msocias-lopez9852 Před 4 lety +612

    “These are your kids”
    “aRE THEY?????”

    • @yeeyee9294
      @yeeyee9294 Před 4 lety +1

      Stolen comment

    • @msocias-lopez9852
      @msocias-lopez9852 Před 4 lety +22

      Yee Yee alternatively: me and another million people watched the same video and found the same line from a movie funny. No right? I watched the same video as everyone else spent my time reading all the comments and then found someone’s comment, a direct quote from a movie in the video we all watched, so extremely funny I just had to steal that comment cause that’s how that works right?

  • @souleaterevans4589
    @souleaterevans4589 Před 2 lety +4

    16:10 The face of a man about to unnecessarily flex something no one else is trying to compete at

  • @ILoveLamp_1995
    @ILoveLamp_1995 Před 6 měsíci +5

    Watching Drew and Amanda review Christmas movies has become an unofficial tradition of mine every winter

  • @adrienneguerette6493
    @adrienneguerette6493 Před 4 lety +930

    “these are your kids”
    “aRe ThEy?”

  • @bunda9937
    @bunda9937 Před 4 lety +340

    "These are your kids."
    *"ArE thEY?!"*

  • @TheMournfulGhost
    @TheMournfulGhost Před 5 měsíci +3

    i love playing drew’s christmas movie the game because i forget the answers every time

  • @asamlos
    @asamlos Před 6 měsíci +2

    I know he’s making a joke about kids not reading Steven King but my little sister legitimately read all of his books as a child. I have distinct memories of her explaining the plots of his books to me while I sat there like “…are you old enough to be reading this?”