Roast Me For $1,000 | Doctor Mike
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- čas přidán 1. 06. 2024
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He is laughing to hide the pain...
Well he doesn’t have a choice lol. Stay safe y’all;)
Alam Gudiel Thx you too
Aren't we all?😂😂
nope
LegzFallOffGirl yeah yeah we are 😂
"I'd roast you but my mom said not to burn trash" is more overused than oxegen
I was thinking the same thinggggg
Eww gacha
Many of these i heard b4
EXACTLY
That was from like two years ago, heard 100 times
I wish the "You look like you f*cked up your modeling career and decided to play doctor instead" was in the top 5
I cried laughing during this lmao
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah, I liked that one the best too!
Imagine he did this in 2023 . The roasts would be wild
Omg so true lol
Why tho? UwU
@Ksenia Rasputin wtf , what does him being Russian have to do with anything? It's 2023 people are just too crazy , do you live under a rock ? Tf .
67ygg7😊
They’d be even more cringe and more unfunny and make less sense.
Doctor Mike: *speaks Russian*
Me: 😳😳
Sapphire Fangs GIRL I REWINDED LIKE 37385418 TIMES
Dnt ask..... I'm having trouble breathing
What did he say?
@@cathreenzhen5948 he said that he talks russian
Muda russia
“Your shirts are so tight they could give you chest compressions” 🥇😂👏🏻
Felt that was the best one.
That was my favorite.
@@FabienneG6 Definitely the most accurate lol.
Loki's Scepter same
This one gets me weak
"most accidents happen within 1 mile of your home" I LIVE WITHIN ONE MILE FROM THE HIGHWAY-
Dr. Mike is the only person who would turn a joke into a medical lesson..
You really did approach him in the creepiest way possible.
hmm.... No replies?
*Asks in Gruff voice: Heyyy, what moniker do you go by?
How should he have asked him then?
"How old are you..." oh wait
😆
Doctor Mike: *laughs outside but cries inside.*
Why?
@@Pista80 BRUH YOU SCARED ME
Tim Salman lollllllloll
@@Pista80 HAHA you can't rick roll me i memorised the link.
@@Pista80 i know it's still rick roll they make other videos to trick people you can't trick me mortal!!!
For some reason when the ship came up, I just burst out laughing
Kallmekris character is named Misha
And Dr Mike’s name in Russian is Mishka
Coincidence i think not!
And Mishka is the name of a talking Husky dog. If Mike were a dog, he'd be a husky.
Dr Mike: *laughs at being a dentist*
4 out of 5 dentists : 😤
1/5 dentists: 😂
Go Auburn we crushed Alabama
1/5 dentists: 😐 I don't get it...
I thought this dentist stereotype was only followed in India and Asian countries,but seeing this🤣,I think it's a global trend now🤣
@@anandbhardwaj7590 same 😂
When he spoke Russian I felt things that I've never felt before
Doriam Gonzales fuckin same
Same
BAHAHAHAHAH
Fear?
Doriam Gonzales cummunism ?
the “ik ur a doctor but chet’s compressions wont save that hairline” had me cackling 😂
2:51
" *has a medical degree*
*forgets Molly Burke is blind mid video and offers a high five*" ok but that would be me as a doctor😂💀💀
“Most accidents happen a mile away from your house”
So you were conceived at your neighbor’s house
baha altamimi, anyone who lives a mile away can hardly be called a neighbor 😂. More like a distant acquaintance.
@@mothwaltz4163 within* a mile of your house.
@@mothwaltz4163 Out in the country, you can definitely have neighbors a mile away. Sometimes more. Homes often aren't that close together.
LMAO
Ur 1k like
"You talk like a grown toddler"
Dr. Mike: For real???
Also Dr. Mike: Bee Woop!
it’s pee woop
Constantinople, 1054 it’s bee whoop
don´t forget about the babby boo.
Constantinople is right. Dr. Mike has had it in type onscreen lol 😊
Agreed, that is probably the ONLY thing that makes me cringe is when he talks like that, and he didn't even feel roasted by it! Boooo.
Dr. Mike the kind of guy to tell his patients to go home and watch his videos and then like and subscribe.
Omg Jerry lives in Luxembourg. Jerry a day later: I live in Florida mate🤠
You just won the creepiest DM Award, Mike....
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@@---nu9kg shut up?
@@---nu9kg spam much?
Ashley M his chest said woooo
"Do you even speak Russian?!"
Mike: *something in Russian*
I waSNt rEAdy
He said: Yes, I speak Russian.
"Да, я говорю по-русски!" that's what he said
@@jakubbronk673Thanks!
His American accent hurts my Russian soul lmaooo
My heart has combusted
Mike is the type of guy to be polite even while roasting
6:49 *running up to you with a grin* Eraser! Eraser! (Ik this vid is old so nobody will see this but worth a shot)
"You talk like a grown toddler."
Doctor Mike: "For real?"
Also Dr. Mike: "PEEWHOOP!"
It’s BEEWHOOP
@@potatod4020 It's actually P baha
Mobey Us Trip he says it beewoop in the video
Is that also a roast?
Akinej Softie wat?
His laptop is apple but its not keeping him away
Your comment is so underrated it maybe only legends can understand
@@imgrootyeetgussguss9786 yea ikr!
Wait why is there only 48 likes?
BRUH 💀💀
I AN DECEASED
You need to do more of these roasts . ❤
These are too good!! Whoever came up with these are amazing!!
Dr. Mike is the type of guy who claps when planes land
you forgot "Whities"
badrhey18 😂😂😂
This is even better knowing that commercial planes can land themselves
👏
Why can't I stop laughing at this 😆
"My previous previous relationship was 2 years" 😂 Dr mike defending himself for 12 minutes straight
Exactly too much 🤩🤩😂🤣🤣
his previous, previous relationship. lmao
Vic Avila haha I feel so many of these disses weren’t even accurate 😂
@@DoctorMike it's okay Dr Mike this took courage! 💟
Not sure what it says about me, if I got second degree burns from that diss.
I need another one of these videos.
Someday you'll go far..
And I really hope you stay there
“you look like the type of guy to wash his hands after taking a shower.”
dr mike: first of all, im not that type of guy........... *_but it makes sENSE_*
mushy shy loll fav part
ok
I am that guy.
@@ryleemcintyre8931 Me too. Well, gal, but still.
@@curuvari2247 same haha😅
Me: *puts on captions hoping I could understand his Russian*
Captions: ( *SPEAKS RUSSIAN* )
S G L he said: yes I speak Russian
@@tkph0328 OK thank you
That's captions for ya
S G L that’s what I did and it I’d that
He said
Yes, I speak Russian
Ok, you have to admit, those hairline jokes were absolutely on a next level in so many ways
The ‘beef tips’ one was the only one I laughed at till I cried 😭😂
The biggest roast is jerry not wanting to video chat with him 😂
Kenn Johnson BURN!! 😂❤️
Omg lol
🤣🤣🤣
Lol
☺
"Dr Mike: never smoked.
Dr Mike's laugh: smoked for 164 years and vaped the last 3" 😂
I'm the 100th like
My laugh is like that 😂😂
That one was my fav
That one should have won!
I laugh like a hissing cat
We love you doctor Mike! I’m a really big fan of you don’t ever change
The fact that most of them were bc of his hair line😂😂😂😂😂😂
Doctor mike: * asks people to roast him*
People: * roast him as hard as they can*
Doctor mike: *shocked pikachu *
Did pika shock between chest compressions?
I wasn't in time to do that... He would have cried.
it was mild.
This is the comment. It wins.
Samantha Healey yasss
Me: Turns captions on so I can see what he says in Russian..
The captions: (speaks Russian)
Me: thanks for nothing.
he said "yes, i speak russian"😂
Thanks dude.
Tired Watermelon THANK YOU!!!!! I was wondering what he said!!! 😂
He says "Да, я говорю по-русски" (Da, ya govoryu po-russkiy) which as the guy above said means "Yes, I speak Russian". A very silly question to ask giving he is from Russia.
@@sageisinfacttired no problemm
I love your programs, may God give you good health and bless you very much 🙏🙏🙏🥰
Just got to know you yesterday, Doctor Mike. I think you are an amazing person.
You don’t need a roast. You’re already smokin hot
Lol
idk Facts
Facts
Yessss
Simp
If laughter is the best medicine then your face can cure the world
Forty thousand subscribers without any content? You got 4 with content, just sayin...
@@zbhype6836 what the F are you talking about xD
Vile ZBHype there’s a question mark in his name but okay
You stole this lmao
Forty thousand subscribers without any content? that‘s lowkey cute tho
Jerry is probably kicking himself that he thought Dr Mike had been hacked and turned down the video chat! Awesome video and really funny roast comments!
Dr Mike's hair look like gigantic waves 🌊🌊🌊🌊
Omg the “I would roast you but my mom said I can’t burn trash”, is so overused.
Ikr
Yes
UnicornDreams Gari some parents tell you to put trash in the fire can in the country can too 😐
@Toriell Simon not very good for your lungs if you don't treat the air
DoaA wrong run inside and lock the doors then go to your bedroom
All these people roasting his face like bruh if Mike isn’t beautiful who is 💀💀💀
Mochi Chimchim You
Gosh i dont want to destroy your 666 likes
he asked for it...it was just for fun and charity...so why not?
@Константин Сокол stop
Girls.
the way when i finished the last doctor mike video i was watching i quickly clicked this video to only see people roast my only subscribed doctor. nobody can escape the dad jokes
"Wash your hands after taking a shower" ... I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that, I do it unconsciously 😅
Dr. Mike: Makes fun of someone for using the wrong "your"
Also Dr. Mike: Uses the wrong "to"
Arina Bogdan omggggg 😂
Arina Bogdan
Yes I died😂😂😂
Your lastname is Bogdan? Thats my name!
He did correct it before sending!
He also wrote “you submitted my roast challenge” instead of “to my roast challenge”
I love finding people who can laugh at themselves. not in a self-deprecating way but in a way where they're actually having fun with it.
It's what everyone should do. Self-deprecation is overrated.
Same and I LOVE Dr Mike's laugh
@@angelusvastator1297 I live off of self-deprecation. Better than just making fun of yourself while you're not insecure. Self deprication is more honest than people who make fun of themselves for fame. Lmao.
@Gwen's Ward lol do u have to be insecure to make fun of yourself that’s like saying u have to be depressed to be sad
YES omg it’s the funniest thing XD
The burning trash one is probably the best one I’ve ever seen
I Am so glad I never saw this til afterwards. I COULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING MEAN. I adore your personality
Mike: "how old are you?"
Jerry: *hits block button
Sus af 💀
I have one your so ugly scooby doo can’t even solve that mystery lol
😂
SUS AF!!!!!
Sus 👀
You look like the one dentist in the ads that doesn’t like the product
*DAAUMMMM ROAST DUDE*
@@nancyluna836 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
I was the 666th likes
My God that's weirdly accurate😂
jerry is such a mood. “the…the red cross? would that be ok with you?”
" id roast you, but my mom said not to burn trash" now thats my fave roast on dr mike
luv ya vids :)
"My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships"
"My previous previous relationship was like two years!"
Idk man... They probably have a Nokia...
That's a goddamn OP nokia right there
I remember Nokias being indestructable, not lasting long on a charge.
@@ShadowdaHedgie11 yes, Nokias are indestructible are lasting longer than any other phone
I still fondly remember my Nokia. That thing lasted forever, well until 4G took over anyway.
Dang it, I just commented that, and found your comment.
Me: *native Russian speaker
Me: *hears Russian from stranger on CZcams
Me: “I felt that” *sobbing
What did he say tho
Oh oki thanx
@@lunesart2295 around the 2 to 3 minute mark.
I died laughing.
Duuuude
Bruh I speak Russian, he sounds like the typical Russian born in America that is losing the Russian language
the friggin person alert had me rolling on the floor laughing my heart out
I was looking for this comment
No matter the roast, the names for the video segments are the funniest thing about this video😹
“Dr Mikes the kind of guy to get his condom tailored before using it” AHAHAHAHAHA
that's the one that should've won!
😂😂😂
I thought that was the best. Why didn't it make the top 5 -- too close to home? 😂
And I oop sksksks
My favorite too, threw my head back laughing lol!
He’s laughing but we all know he’s crying on the inside.
Without that tight tshirt the true emotion will come out.
😂
These are so bad, are y'all just 9 year olds?
Do you Know how stupid you sound?
@@lumozade2182 wow you do sound stupid
3:18 you can see it in his eyes
why did he seem like he was actually contemplating to start washing his hands after a shower tho lmao
I really do do that.
In the shower before exiting and after.
Your hands come into contact with your body and the towel and the knobs and everything else.
@@ilovenoodles7483 and then everything else in the house. Unavoidable. Don't over clean. Pick them boogers and live life.
IKR?!!! He totally was
i sometimes do it. the shower is hot water, and running cold water through my hands helps me cool down and feel refreshed (i shower with extremely hot water)
No one:
Jerry: why does my blood not clot at night?
Love this comment!
I just died 😂😂
Im laughing so hard!!!!!!!!!!
Loooool 😂😂😂😂
Exactly, lol. That dude is funny but stupid, lol
doctor mike: actually most accidents happen 1 mile away from your house bi- ma'am
“Then you won’t have any more meme review”
That made me wheeze for a second 😂
these were WEAK.
Reddit has some of the finest roasts.
r/roastme
@Gxbby Nxra I wasn't asking for it but-
@Rusty
Nah, Wendys roast are meaner
Oof
Vinnie P. That’s the point? The whole point of getting roasted is so it’s mean
Dr Mike looks like he's going to be checking his hairline in the mirror for the next two hours.
PARAZARELLE I would like your comment but it has exactly 666 likes and I don’t want to ruin that beautiful number so...
@@naenaekillua8378 Oh wow...I wouldn't have known about the likes had it not been for your comment.
More like next two months.
Who cares? I wouldn't toss him.outta bed for eating crackers, lol.
I love you mike you are a great doctor
I would ask your age, but my mom said it’s not nice to ask
Elders there age, love your vid’s
😂❤❤
Jerry: You look like the type of guy to wash your hands after taking a shower.
Also Jerry: Your DMs are so bad that it looks like you've been hacked.
Woaahhh I didn't think about it!!!😂😂😂😂
🌬️❄️☄️🌨️
for the s i c k b u r n
@@Vohlfied you shouldnt put ice on a burn
I was about to roast you but your life is sad enough
@@silk1440 Very good advice, cool water is good, not ice cold water
“You’re a dentist.”
Mike: laughs a little too much
Me, a dentist: HEY!!! 😒
Nobody care, dentists are dentists
😂
Kay Gee Bee
I feel u... Im dentist and that hurt me like wtf🙄
Mïrâ eg ikr hugs 😢
Never seen a person getting spooked by -
Bruh he's an introvert
7:09 best part of the video is the wheeze! I love the wheeze!❤️❤️❤️😂😂😂
He doesn't laugh, he just emptying his lungs
Edit: Thx, most likes I've ever gotten
Edit: 2k boi
Edit: 3k boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Erlend Banken lmao I’m not gonna lie. This was a good one lmao
@@TofuDriver11 yeah that's actually so good
Me when I see a meme at 3 in the morning
1000th like-
@@wafflesking1421 Woohoooooo
Person: do you even speak Russian bro?
Me: *turns on subtitles*
The subtitles: [speaks Russian]
Edit: I just came back do this and how did I get 1k likes
😆😆😆
he said “Yes i speak russian” i saw it in a other comment here
LOL
lol I also turned on the subtitle to see after your commented
I don’t know
Not the furbo spotting a person in the middle of the video 💀
I ne-need T-T-the pillow for comfort “Doctor Mike 2020 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
Jerry didn't just roast you for the sake of contest you know 😂 it looks he's genuinely mad at you for not replying to his DM
Makes sense
I sure hope people aren't like that, I mean DMing a stranger doesn't mean they're going to respond to you, especially if they're popular. O.o
He didn't even know there was a contest.
@@CouncilOfTheLostGoats that makes this whole video 10x funnier 🤣🤣🤣
Why roast something that’s already hot ? 🤷🏻♀️
ahaha smooth
Cha Cha real smooth
That's called flirting
Flirt
@@Cloud-eg8zl :)
"You have a small stethoscope" 💀💀
Hahaha! I loved this!! Question: did it hurt you to get all those roast comments? ❤😊
“we get it you have a small-“
*STETHOSCOPE*
ngl that got me good😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 Loved that too
lol 😂
HAHAHHA i loved thattt
Not gonna lie. The tailoring condomn joke was really good 😂
yes ..i dont know why that dint get picked up😂😂
Not gonna lie.. A pack of 10 tailor made condoms would be nice
Where is it?
Nvm, just found it 😂
Is it bad that I don't get it? ._."
Im a new dr mike fan and just watched the roast im sorry dude i think ur absolutely great and wouldnt say no to u being my doc ❤
I think that you should do another contest for charity as it can help so many different people all across the world.
I love how he called that girl ma’am even after she destroyed him😂
Kosa
ur gay
Kosomac
If she's young, she might get offended getting called ma'am 😂
Thanks for the heart ❤️
hahaha "You actually look like the human version of lactose intolerance"
That legit opened my third eye.
Bruh.... u got 666 likes
😱OOops.
666 likes?
Katherine u were cursed until I, being the righteous knight that I am, saved you by liking.
Do part 2
5:42 same reaction lol
“I’m a young Canadian I can’t be mean”
*same man, same.*
H
Haha funny because it’s true!
Ye
I am a young Canadian and once i took off my glasses, then put them back on, and said, “even with my glasses on you look stupid”
Doctor miguel
I am the type of human being that wash hands after taking a shower. Yes, I am a weirdo.
Oh same but I wash them in the shower
I'm guilty of the same thing. I have an obsession with washing my hands frequently. Even after a shower
Me too 🤣👏
I wash my hands in the shower after I am done. I mean you have to touch your butt and everything. It's gross not to
Me too And I thought everyone did that
I love how when the roast said if Doctor could even speak Russian he spoke it so seriously like the goat, it reminds me of when my friends ask me to speak Bulgarian and I call them a psychopath (because thats wat my friend group calls each other as a joke) and then they just look at me and say "did u call me a stickman???" and i just laugh so hard 💀
mike's silent laugh is everything
I’m learning Russian and I was so proud that I immediately knew you said “ yes I speak Russian “🥴
Edit: thanks got the likes lol but what’s the point in commenting if you’re just tryna knock down the fact that I felt proud of myself
@@Unknown______. yah but it was just an accomplishment for me lol
That's cool but I'm pretty lucky my parents are soviet so I never actually learned it I just kinda know it
@Mr. Overload no it dosent and i speak russian.
When you’re from russian speaking country and every time you hear eng speaking person say something in russian 👁👄👁
@@_kei__la_ my country also speaks russian, im from latvia.