Doctor Mike Reads Thirst Tweets
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I’ve heard your cries for a thirst tweets video, but always felt a little weird about reading those messages. So, I invited my sick and twisted friend, Pam, over to read them for me. Pam is a speaker, comedian, disability advocate, and certified sicko so she had no problem diving into these tweets and embracing the strangest ones. Surprise, even though there was a lot of silliness in here, we also found a way to discuss premature ventricular contractions, vitamin D supplements, serotonin, broken ribs, polydipsia, flu shots, prostate exams, and chest compressions. Thanks to Buzzfeed for this concept and all of you on Twitter who sent these in!
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Pam Roasts My IG Photos -> czcams.com/video/82rIfs3HOqI/video.html
This one needs to be REDONE, STAT!
love your videos!
That video had my asthma acting up from laughing so hard!
5th UWU
You literally turned red after the lollipop tweet 😆
People: **flirts**
Dr Mike: **medically corrects them**
**gently**
such a blasted nerd, lol.
When you only check how many likes you have when another person reply’s 😆
He is like: let's give'em nerd answers! :)))
I love your username sm bcs I am too
The skin flavored lollipop fucking SENT Pam's voice to the stratosphere.
more like the exosphere😂
That was astronomical 😂🤚🏻
@@susannahharkins3551 Nah mate, it went to the moon's orbit
More like a different dimension
It broke the multiverse.
Imagine trying to actually flirt with doctor mike and he just keeps correcting all your medical puns 😂
Don't blame him he's just tryna de-escalate the situation
I wouldn't use puns. I'd ask him straight up.
In fact. If I ever see him, I shall ask
The vitamin D joke was even funnier when they didn’t realise they were making it worse saying you could get it over a counter! And when they lose it laughing I’m just laughing at them laughing. So much fun.
lol did u see pams face when she was saying that? she absolutely knew what she was doing 😂😂
Wait... how did I not realize that?!?!?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She definitely knew what it meant, but I wonder if he knew what vitamin D meant and intentionally cut it out, or if he was thinking too literally.... Based on the skin lollipop reaction, and the decreased intense reaction from the vitamin D, I'm definitely leaning towards Mike missing that one. 🥹🩷
Over the counter, under the counter, it don't matter 😅
@@ItsVivi2006 they can do the deed on top of the counter
Hence the "over the counter" joke
You can get that "vitamin D" "over the counter"
These people aren't thirsty, they're dehydrated af. Tell them to get their electrolytes in too while they're at it.
Accurate😂
And a cold shower or 10. 👀
Why not Saline water
jesus, not her again
you changed your pfp nice
Watching Pam lose her shit and Dr Mike go BRIGHT RED is the BEST form of entertainment EVER
she rlly said 🫖
Yessssss
Mike rly went beet red it’s so funny 🤣
Pls it was the cutest thing
i was literally gonna comment that lmao he went from being pale to just his ears being pink to just FULL CRIMSON 🤣
6:10 mike saying “ she wants to cuddle me “ made me happy 😢
Except I think he missed the thirst part. Definitely didn't mean "cuddling". But it's cute how he thought so.
Same😢
i chuckled and smiled :)
It was adorable ❤🥰
No one:
Dr. Mike: * desperately trying to medically sidestep thirst tweets*
Some random person on Twitter: Hold my lollipop.
Mike: turns tomato red
Pam: squeals like a tire
💀
🤣😂
I didn’t get the joke tho…
@@ilkimuzunoglu You innocent innocent child. You’re too pure.
@@MinisDunyasi5 how do you know ?
@@ilkimuzunoglu because of your reply, it speaks for itself
Mike is a dad. Not in the “daddy” sense, but like in the needing to over explain jokes sense.
or not getting them at all
He's also a dog dad because he owns a Newfoundland named Bear.
also in the dadd sense👀
fr
He just has a "dad" vibe about him
7:42 Suddenly thousands of people want to be Ms. Information
your comment made me laugh out loud, so thank you :D
I love when CZcams creators do the thirst tweets. So freaking hilarious.
"Skin flavored lollipop"
Pam: *deflates*
Dr.mike: *existential crisis*
DEFLATES LMAOOOOOOOOOO
this comment killed me. i just keep rewatching it imagining a deflating balloon 😭😂
Her laugh made me laugh so hard
I like Pam's wheeze so much XD
The slide down the couch almost out of frame was best!
Her absolutely DYING at the skin flavored lollipop gives me LIFE
It was so shocking😂😂😂
I was wheezing along with her 😂
I Loved it, and had a HUGE smile
SAME I WATCHED IT RIGHT AS I SAW YOUR COMMENT AND DEFLATED WITH HER
4:45 When it said " make lots of those beautiful babies" and Dr. Mike said "I want to." I died😅😅
4:06 love how out of this world blushed he got here! 🤣 I love his reaction… so genuine
I love how he deflects all the uncomfortable things by talking about medicine Lol
RIGHT like it’s honestly really funny at the same time lol
Power move
That would get really annoying in a relationship though.
a true verified nerd
Yeah I think that’s a toxic trait of most medical professionals.
Pam's wheeze laugh honestly is keeping me going at this point
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear lu
@@AxxLAfriku begone
Her wheezing was the best part 🤣
my guy you should hear ksi laugh if you've never hear it before
who is she?
The skin flavored lollipop and Pam being a tea kettle while mike having a heart attack its so good 😂😂😂😂
I LOVE how doctor dorky he got instead of having an ego about these. He’s like “come on you don’t give chest compressions on a heart that’s beating!!” And explaining them all 😂😂 so freaking funny.
9 minutes of Mike being uncomfortable and trying to turn thirst traps into medical stuff😂
i think his in a relationship, private relationship
@@theabominator2152 Yes I think he is but I also believe he's just a private guy when it comes to personal stuff.
@@Rinsuki If he is in a relationship I hope the baby comment didn't spook her! Lol.
@@theabominator2152 I don't think 🤔 if he would be in a serious relationship I'm pretty sure there would be even 1 picture with his girlfriend, it's not like he can keep it secret for forever, I do believe that he wouldn't talk about his personal life,but to keep it secret,I don't think so.
Top tier deflection.
Them actually crying at the “skin flavored lollipop” got me 😂😂💀 3:25
LOLLLLL
Pam was hilarious with her squealing on that one and dr. Mike was red as a tomatoe and covering his face 🤣🤣
That one was funny
ikr lol
My child hood innocents-
Sam really is the unsung hero of this channel. I love how he always explains the puns to Mike, and there's *still* a slow dawning.
3:30
I laughed for way too long at Pam's reaction here XD
What made her reaction so much better was how red Dr. Mike's face was, and that he couldn't think of anything witty to say. 😂
Thank you for the time stamp!!
That sent me to the grave...I NEED CHEST COMPRESSIONS!
Dr. Mike correcting these people's medical accuracy while reading their thirst tweets is hilarious!! 😂😂😂
the most doctor mike thing to ever doctor mike :D
Goshhhh... The Virtual Chest Compressions got me... It was expected 🤣🤣
Right
Because that's what heroes do
You know when you've been Dr Miked !! 🤣🤣
I love how he’s acting like he’s not a total babe. Honestly adorable.
Righttttt
I know. He literally dated a Miss Universe before.
@@ShonaMcCarthy who??
@@notryll4576Pia Wurtzbach
@@rosellewhite5190 oh I didn't know that tyy
He turns bright red almost falling off couch after skin flavored lollipop and pam lost it had me dying
Bro I feel so bad for him having to be uncomfortable about weird people like that on the Internet
They were jokes
@@kevinpatel778 yeah maybe some but they’re are still weirdos on the internet
@TheWgpmoon . He seems to enjoy it. Unless you're really uptight, people hitting on you should at least make you feel good(even if you aren't into them or even the same sexuality, it can still make you feel something when someone hits on you). One example is an old lady that hit on my at the bowling alley, I got the no teeth jokes from my manager and everything. But it was flattering.
Dr. Mike having an extenential crisis over the lollipop one is everything
That killed me. I laughed easily as hard as they did. I've got tears in my eyes lmao
that one got me ngl 😂
That was SAVAGE! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The man turn red lol
@@desnethacroker6932 like a lollipop
The “skin flavored lollipop” got me laughing for like more than 5 minutes
Me too dang 😂
They could’ve just said the D but yep lollipop 😆
I was as terrified as Mike was, it just sounded like a serial killer 😂
They got me 😂
"Who sits there and writes that??"
When Dr. Mike said, "I need that, too" to the needing a sweet partner comment, I felt that! I hope you can get someone that meets your needs sooner than later 💐
3:51 literally i die everytime from pam's wheezing and just the tweet 😂😂
Two doctors “I don’t know what that means; hey cameraman what’s this mean?”
Cameraman: “I’ve been waiting for this moment my entire life” *drops some knowledge on doctors*
pam is a comedian 😊😊
@@gabby6654 she figured the one thing out though so she's basically a Dr like she said 🤣
I mean, he often explains memes to him so not the first time haha
Finally my highschool Biology knowledge got put to use LMAO
the fact I just learned about Dan and genes A FEW HOURS AGO glad I watched this lol
"it means you're thirsty. you got to get checked for diabetes though"
I love how Mike "unsexsifies" all of these thirst tweets by absolutely smashing them with science and medical facts 😂😂
😂
he blinded me... WITH SCIENCE!
scorpio people acts like that always.Every time people try to make a pervert joke i correct them with a totally straight face .I dont laugh but i perfectly understand they jokes
@@misteriouskilljoy2713 nothing to do with star signs
@@misteriouskilljoy2713 star signs arent what we are talking about +they aren't real
You guys have the kind of friendship that I want to have with someone😂💪
i think theyre married
the skin lollipop got me dying lmao that was too funny especially Pam's laugh lmao that was a good thirst trap lmao
It was so cute the way Dr Mike blushed HARD all the way to his ears after that skin-colored-lollipop tweet 😂
Yeahhhh😂😂
🤣🤣
Good job who ever sent that
Yeah, they did great lmfaooo
I don’t laugh out loud very often, but that one got me good. 🤣
Someone: *comments abt the lollipop thing*
Doctor. Mike: *Slowly melts into the couch*
Lol, 🤣🤣
His face tho
Mike be like: I am the couch. I am the couch and the couch is me. Me and the couch are one. Doctor Mike is no more, it’s only I, Doctor Couch
@@c.5095 DOCTOR COUCH LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣
Time stamp?
I've seen Pams stand-up long before I had ever discovered Dr Mike a few years. Is definitely the collaboration I've been waiting for, I so much enjoyed the other video I saw of them together.
3:35 OMG I CANT
Everyone: “… and I’d still thank him.”
Dr. Mike: “But why?”
Doctor Mike I can tell you why😈
Why not >:)
His soft little “I want to” when talking about having a family 😭
Right
Well you heard wht pam said
Honestly he would make the best father, and husband, good luck to him, I hope he has kids soon.
I know dr Mike is handsome but for me he just seems too wholesome for this
Pam is a mood asf. Every time she died laughing sent me 😂😂😂
Yeah it's cute when Dr. Mike gets all gushy about the lines, but it's even cuter when he just tells us real medical concerns in response to our dumb jokes.
So you were among the jokers? Lemme guess. You wanted a big strong heavy hug?
Pam reads the line so sensually about “my heart beating faster when I watch you” and Dr Mike immediately turns to the camera “HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING???” Lol
That part cracked me up so much 😂
2:48 time stamp if anyone wants it
I'm always up for a bit of Dr Mike & Pam. There are always so comfy with each other
This was so much fun. You guys are so much fun to watch. Pam, you're adorable and, Dr. Mike, as a nurse, I really love your calm, sweet, funny nature. Things get stressful around the office and it would be nice to have a doc with a sense of humor and genuine care for patients. That's why i became a nurse. It wasn't for the machine that Healthcare has become.
Pam and Dr. Mike’s reactions to the “skin flavored lollipop” had me dying 🤣
Me too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was laughing so hard 🤣
I was laughing and shaking my head that it was so good 🤣
Same!
I was all smiles during that 😂😂
I feel like Doc Mike needs a hug, a forehead kiss and a grilled cheese cut diagonal
At the Mayo Clinic 😂
Don't we all?
🤣🤣🤣
The specified cut of the grilled cheese sent me to the moon 😂💀
THIS WAS SO SPECIFIC IM CRYING
I love Pam so much she makes every video even more entertaining that they already are, which I honestly didn't think was possible
This is my favorite one of Doctor Mikes videos, mostly because of the duo between Mike and Pam. I really want them to make more videos together! I have watched each video of them together at least twice. ❤
You know he's a Professional when he deflects those jokes with medical arguments that easily
Yah and imagine hitting on him only to be told “have you learnt nothing?!” And get a medical lecture😂
Lmao he lovesss the attention Bc he ain’t shy he wouldn’t have this channel I date people like him all the time because I’m dumb but I know it when I see it
@@lemmeborrowthttop ok?
@Tanish 13 she’s saying he loves attention because it boosts his ego when he gets that type of attention.
@@lemmeborrowthttop I’m glad I’m not the only one who has noticed that. So many people only see his looks and intelligence.
Okay, but seriously. . .How long did it take them to recover from the "skin flavored lollipop" one?!?!
420 days
Willing to bet it was 5 minutes of on and off cry-laughing
@@analorenaenriquez4940 your young mind shouldn’t know
@@analorenaenriquez4940 Did you join CZcams just to write this?
To be honest it took me a while
SKIN FLAVOURED LOLLIPOP
Im gonna cry help
I love you and Pam!! You two are hilarious together!! I would love to meet you both together. Y'all need to make more videos together
I love how his face turned blood red when the skin flavored lollipop comment was mentioned. It really humanizes the conversation. Also it proves that the whole people magazine 'sexiest doctor alive' thing wasn't his idea.
mans did a whole in depth analysis of a fun video like some high grade piece of film. i respect to u for seeing into it, but wtf?
@@tristanlalloo2901 it was only a few sentences.
@@tristanlalloo2901 It was 3 sentences. How long has it been since you read something lmao?
I laughed so hard I cried at "skin flavored lollipop"
But really, over time I've learned that Mike is a sweet dork with a heart of gold. He just happens to also be very physically attractive. Don't worry man, the appeal goes much deeper than just your appearance.
Agreeeedd
Exactly exactly!!
He really gives off Jackson Avery vibes but in the later seasons of greys anatomy! 😊
His wallet
that is easily the best one in this entire video lmao xD
Awe, the way you said "I need that too," as well as the little glimmer in your eye; I hope you find it ❤
These two are literally the sidekick everyone loves and the pure-hearted hero of some fantasy romp and it's so perfect
For the Vitamin D one, you could have said, “normally you can get that over the counter, but I’d be happy to give it to you on the counter”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Smooth.
I had the same thought! 🤣
😳 I’m shocked 😭😂😂😂
WOAHHHH
Pam’s wheezing on the “ skin flavored lollipop “ has me dying 😂😂😂. As well as her reactions as she reads them 🤣🤣
The myelin sheath to your axon killed me
@@idiotically-everything me too. I don't think it was intended as a hug though 😂
Heyo 42 seconds ago
Yeah there are kids watching! The explanation was TMI!!!
@@cheryl-lynnmehring8606 just calming tell the kids that Bean Boozled is trying their thing with lollipops 😅
This was adorable! Dr. Mike is adorable! I hope he finds his soulmate sometime soon!
I love these two together. I'd rather watch them together than either one separately
I love how he says "she wants to cuddle me!" With a smile right away, it's like it brought him peace 😊
Ikrrr.. it was so cute😩
I think he got it wrong, myelin sheath is the cover of axon
so she wants to be the cover of his axon
and axon is like a D
Pam's reaction to him saying that kind of struck me as humorous, not sure why.
@@darshandev1754 lmaoo yeah I was like Dr Mike... that's Not what she meant... but his reaction was so cute
Ikr🥰 A man that loves cuddles. Sigh.
4:02 his little “ wHo SiTs tHerE aNd wRitEs tHat” was adorable 😂
And his face got all red!! 😂
Thanks for clarifying what he said, the captions say "of course it's Sara that writes that" and I was really confused
🤣🤣
@@fabricadefritanga oh you’re welcome I had no clue the subs were wrong, I just checked lol how could they get that part wrong but could decipher Pam’s wheeze?? 😂
Watching this from 2024. We really need another one of these vids!!!
Pam’s wheeze is easily the funniest part of this video.
who is she? :-)
@@anFy81 ...the person who isn't Dr Mike.
@@groofay yes, who is she? :-)
Her wheeze was the frosting on the cake for many of these posts.
I didnt even know the punch line yet and I was cracking up 🤣
To be quite honest, I was kind of shocked when Doctor Mike didn’t have a clue about the C to G and A to T DNA joke. The fact that he forgot that was funny for me.
Me too. I immediately figured it out. But I guess we all forget stuff.
True. I absolutely hate Biology subject but I instantly get that reference.
I was also shocked 😲 😯 😮
Leave it to Sam to save the day.
i still dont get it
Him being so red during the skinflavored lollipop has me SOBBING😂😂😂
I choked on my chicken when I heard that. My cat looked concerned for me 😅
@@BPJD2004 AND IT WASNT EVEN THE FIRST TIME I WATCHED THIS VIDEO, THIS TIME JUST GOT ME
"... *c u c u m b e r* " *GETS TACKLED- *
"Myelin sheath to your axon" "She wants to cuddle me" Spoken so softly, how sweet :)
right? that was cute
I literally came for this comment
...that's not how I interpreted that tweet. The axon is cylindrical... and the myelin sheath is hollow and the axon goes inside it... (reproductive organs)
@@sarahmiller4980 He is very innocent :) Maybe he wants to cuddle
@@sarahmiller4980 I mean... technically it's still a form of cuddling 😂 he probably didn't think of it that way though
As grown man and a doctor, I find his innocence so refreshing, especially when he blushes!🥰
Yep 👍🏻
Marilyn got a crush 😻
Innocence? haha girl I doubt it 😅
Dr. Mike absolutely disproving the thirst tweets is so funny! The highlight of my day, watching a dr. mike vid
This was hilarious, I loved it! You should do more of these!! 🤣🤣
The "skin flavored" one LITERALLY KILLED ME .. I cried 💀
I laughed so hard at that Tweet I almost wet myself.
@@michaellovely6601 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@@GINOSAURUS999IKR?! 😩
The Lil Wayne song Lollipop. Not about a lollipop
@@michaellovely6601 "almost"
The level of blush on Doctor Mike’s face after the lollipop one was on a new level.
💀
IM WHEEZING AT THE SKIN FLAVORED LOLLIPOP😭
Omg....I loved this! I totally needed this!
This was incredible. Skin lollipop TOOK ME OUT. I love how adult this was with the ability to read such explicit tweets and just be fine.
Hello Kim
It boosts his ego when he reads them. I like this channel because I like the knowledge he presents about medicine. But I can tell he’s also a bit arrogant. Not uncommon in doctors though.
I DID NOT EXPECT THAT AT ALL
Pam wheeze talking during the lollipop line was so fucking hilarious.
stop swearing
Darling are you 5??
Lol
@@stsholland7197 Yes! Please.
Fuckin' pinky promises are much more gooder.
@@Dhaatrilol0826 ?
I randomly found this channel 2 days back and I am obsessed. The content is amazing.. Makes me learn a lot new things and also his videos make me laugh so often! Binging so many of Dr.Mike's videos now. I think I am developing a huge crush on Dr.Mike... His amazing looks and mostly his personality is highly attractive to me! ❤
I like how doctor Mike just makes everything medical
3:25 i love how she’s laughing so hard there’s no sound and hes trying to guess what it says because she isn’t able to speak 😭😭
she said 🫖
@@tylercoughranmusic LMAOO
She's speaking🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖🫖
Doctor Mike is the only person who can over explain or just ruin a joke with pesky facts and not infuriate me 😂
Right
fr. its the non toxic version of mansplaining
Same here 😂
ugh yes 😍😍
@@chloway420 he’s putting you on his next thirst tweet video
I love that they did this together, its so much better than if he did this on his own 😂😂
Confession time, I'm 100% here for Pam.
:D
Pam makes it so much less awkward
Who cares.
@@McFaddenWasRight ong she must be so sad you said that 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@McFaddenWasRight who asked?
I love how Pam resorts to the frequency’s that only dogs can here.
Shes telling the tweets to bear
bless his heart. (i loved the nucleotide pick up line that’s amazing)
Ok, this may be one of the best videos I have seen in a really long time! 😂😂😂
Considering how i used to be a stan twitter back then, Dr. Mike this is more wholesome than thirsty lmao. There are tweets out there that will literally make you gag at humanity💀💀💀
Was thinking this! Very tame 🤔
so true but the lollipop one was brutal tho💀💀
Albedo
Fax
You escaped Twitter?
The way he said “I need that too. Not even gonna lie🥺” was just so wholesome 🤧
Right??! My heart imploded 🥺🥰
Pam made it 100x funnier. 😂🤣💀
3:50 made my whole night! Pam turned into a teakettle, Dr. Mike turned into a tomato, and I turned into a hot mess of laughter. Good show, guys!
He *visibly* became a tomato lmao.
lmaoo
"LOLLIPOP PLEASE- 🏎️💨💨💨💨💨💨💨💨
I could watch that clip over and over again and scream with laughter every time.
That “skin flavored lollipop” line KILLED ME 🤣🤣🤣
1.3k likes and no reply??
DANG! I didn’t even know this comment blew up 😂 thanks for the bump @Andrew Daub
Can someone tell me what that means lol
@@alpha_jasperflair1097 u don’t need to know 😂😅
@@alpha_jasperflair1097 something with people eating a part of the skin that we are not getting into
This is the video that made me start following both of them. Their antics cracked me up and made my day! And my life has been that much better ever since :)
you HAVE TO do more of these!!
Won’t say I was expecting this but I’m not mad about it . This is gonna be funny
Why would be mad about it though
@@void8610 fax
funni 🛐
I love when Pam turns into a kettle
*actually crying from laughing*
She should be a permanent cast member
“a kettle” 💀💀
Ugh it hurts my head
A KETTLE I CANT
A Kettle 😭👏🏻