Doctor Reacts To Painful Medical Memes
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More medical meme review! Today we talk about yoga poses, spinal structure, CPR, the benefit of milk on your bones, skeletons, The Body Exhibit, back pain, garlic health hacks, double cheeseburgers, anesthesiologists, MRI machines, Lego Star Wars, Sims 4, the cost of healthcare, veiny arms, antibiotics, probiotics, poison oak, sleep studies, CPAP machines, pizza, atrophy, sleep struggles, DNA and RNA, Darth Vader, and chest compressions ;) If you’ve got any memes you want me to check out send them over!
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Doctor Mike is sus??
sus
Yes indeed
I see you every where!
I see you every where
@@saeesupekar9950 he is always everywhere cau he is ev----
*Gone
"Apple garlic" followed by the Windows "denied" sound got me wheezing like a boiling kettle🤣🤣
Dream tea kettle moment.
Not funny didn’t laugh
Saammmmeeeeee
The Hitman Killbot knew there’d be a dream comment here
Lo0
mike: sometimes we leave instruments in the bowels
patient: *farts, sounds like trumpet*
💨🎺
tuba noises *womp womp womp
I used to sleep with my arms crossed like a friggin vampire. My cousin still does.
When I went for a sleep study, it didn't give me any answers cuz the room was so calm and nice I fell asleep right away and it was one of the best nights of sleep I've ever had. So it didn't catch my insomnia/issues with falling asleep. Or my night terrors. I might have been pure exhaustion though. I was with an abusive BF and was so stressed out. Omg. Being away from him and safe made me sleep really well.
Well it looks like you diagnosed and fixed the problem. Good job!
@PragmaticAntithesis nope. Even after he's gone I still have night terrors most nights and really bad insomnia/pain-somnia.
@samanthastuessel7986 I have had night terrors my whole life I don't have an answer but I definitely empathize with you
God bless you 🙏
2:26 apple garlic😂😂😂😂
Omgg when he was reading “Apple garlic…” I started seeing apple😂😂😂
Literally! For a second I thought I got blind.
😜🤣😂😂😂😂 haha!!!!!
@@rimadaschakraborty8411 omggg😂😂😂
I saw apple too at first. So cute how he does that
How did that happen...
I like how Dr. Mike just completely malfunctioned when he read “Apple garlic”
I like that too. Glad to be acquainted with you
Had to unplug and plug in again.
Amogongus! 😳😳😳
what? when i look the comment outside its saying dr mike replied on this comment but when i come inside i found other two comments not dr mike's comment what went wrong?
@@daauudgaraad3775 me tooooooooo
I've done two sleep studies, one in the clinic with all the wires and one at home with just a couple small things. both times I fell asleep *better* than I normally do (I have like zero circadian rhythm or regulation, sometimes I'll be unable to sleep for over 24 hours and other times I'll fall asleep in public or upright). Also the doctors both times were like "Yeah no idea why your sleep sucks so bad and you're never rested, maybe try keeping a schedule?" -_- never would have thought of that myself, thanks.
the atrophy meme was GOLD
Dr.Mike: "I can give examples how grammar is important."
Also Dr.Mike: *Apple Garlic to a freshly* 2:33 😂😂
🤣
so true hahah
Lol
I died there haaaaaaaahaaaaaaa
Um the sponge was on the bottom of dr.baileys shoes
Doctor Mike reads apple - stops working. Yeah, typical for a doctor
😂😂😂
an apply a day keeps the doc away
._. lel
4th comment ayyyyy
@@TP_Rockstar lmao
Whoever marries this man is tremendously and undeniably blessed. Imagine when this man has children! Dad vibes are radiating off this man. Is anyone else getting this vibe??? You go Dr Mike!!
Jesus... Kid...
Um interesting thought……..
Any woman who gets the opportunity to marry Doctor Mike will be a truly happy woman. If she has kids with him they will be happy and healthy.
69 likes
Now I ruin out of spite
3:46 Ran into this exact problem when I had to get a bladder ultrasound. The technicians kept telling me to drink 'four glasses' of water. I eventually had to ask them to just give me a measurement in ounces, because that's what my thermos could measure.
9:50 The term 'stool' for feces is archaic, and comes from another name for the commode or chamberpot back in the 1500s. Back then, any chair designed for use by a single person was called a stool, so the toilet was called this, too.
Finally found a comment addressing the stool issue :D
Also, the term "stool" ended up being used to refer to fecal matter as a result of being associated w/ "the stool" -- which nowadays in the US is usually supplanted by the humorous term "the throne" -- tho the usage of "stool" appears to be almost exclusively limited to the medical / healthcare field....
Respect to the people who can fall asleep on their back with their arms straight, I dunno how ya'll do it
I suppose u just have to get used to it 🤷♂️ i have had awful acid recently so started sleeping on my back. Arms on chest tho 😂
It's a acquired taste. You gotta land in the right position to be able to sleep like that.
Idk about other people, but I just lie down in that position and the next thing I know I’m asleep. It’s comfy
Yeah, I slept on my back, and both hands on my chest with a very quiet breathing, I scared all my friends, they said I slept like a dead person 🤣🤣
I am number 13 sleepposition but with folded hands like praying and i wake up like this most of the time
"Everyone in the room is identified"
Have you ever left someone inside a patient?
Ever seen anatomy park?
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
Well, if the patient is pregnant and its not a caesarean...
@@Srae17 that sounds so cool! I hope he sees it
Imagine when the person passed away, they find a wild head in their stomach 😂😂
0:32 I sleep like that, I also rap my comforter around me and it’s like a nice big hug. Also keeps me from having more pain in the morning from moving around and causing stress on injuries in sleep.
Thank you Dr Mike for all the medical information you've helped us with❤
"Who sleeps like this?" People with back issues, Dr.Mike. It's the only way we're not in pain.
i feel like you'd be more comfortable with a pillow under your knees if you have back pain.. no?
@@KuehlartbyDeb Depends on the person and where the pain is, along with the type of pain.
This is the most comfortable position to sleep for me xD
Yes same here!!
Yes for sleeping on my backwith arms by my side is most comfortable for me I have a old back and neck injury, only way I can get at least 5 hours of solid sleep
0:55 can make your boss pay you for a lifetime without working.
Hello dabo life. You have been in 1,829 videos that I watched.
Why are you everywhee
I keep seeing your channel how?
why are you everywhere?
to meme
I found you recently and omg your videos are just always so fun to watch 🤣
Doctor: You are what you eat
Me: No wonder people call me childish
One of my dad's favorite jokes is a doctor joke: So a doctor is seeing a patient and needs to write a prescription. He reaches for his pen but instead pulls out a rectal thermometer, and he says, "Oh great, some asshole's got my pen."
Lmao that's hilarious 😆
Uhh I didn't get it
@@TheVIYA because he put his pen in the patient instead of the rectal thermometer
Hahaha
I almost scrolled away without liking it. But I just couldn't do that...
"I would me more scared if the muscular system walked into my room"
Me who watched Attack on Titan: Yes I agree
hahahaha 😂 I’m so glad someone said it
my grandson spotted!
Lmao
@@cosmocadet9011 6 seconds ago
@@hanmashuji4978 nice
I’ve actually gone to the body museum exhibit and done a sleep test.
I was having sleep paralysis and woke up at 4:00 exactly every night and when my sleep test was being done they had to come in and untangle me from the wires.
It turns out, I was actually waking up about 27 times an hour. I thought I had slept really well over there and woke up feeling really refreshed.
The wires are uncomfortable though and hard to sleep with, though it was more comfortable than my bed, which is just sad.
It also turns out I have small abnormal electrical changes in my brain upon waking up or going to bed, which means I could be susceptible to epilepsy, but it’s so small it doesn’t really do anything. It’s pretty much hereditary and could also be because of my autism but yea, those sleep tests aren’t fun.
7:26 About 8 years ago I slipped on some wet grass and landed on a small rock with my knee. After that I would always get pain in my knee after sitting in one position for too long, like long road trips. A couple of years later I tripped and landed on a rock with the same knee. Haven't had pain since.
Society: MILK MAKE STRONK
Dr Mike: No sir, that's cancer.
I LOST it🤣🤣🤣
Not necessarily cancer though. Made me think of fibrodysplasia (FOP) at first sight - and that one is not cancer. Worse than that, it's a nightmare... I wish I hadn't even heard of that.
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
No sit thats ANIMAL abuse
To chhese is tasty cancer
Apple garlic to… What?
Apple garlic…
Sam in the back hulking out, “it’s APPLY!!!!!”
Whenever your struggling in medical school always remember 2:26.
Words are hard and even the smartest medical doctors read as well as they write.
sus
Dr Mike 👋🏽
I love your energy
I listen to you all the time
Thank you 🙏🏾
Mike: that was a dad joke
Subtitles: that was a dead joke
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
Hahahhq
@@Srae17 spamming is gonna get you ignored and probably blocked
That was a dad joke
Both are right.
I kept on reading “apply” as “Apple” too 😆
I think the green background made some of the garlics look like Granny Smith apples to me
I read it as app-ly XD
I read what you said as “app-lee”
I've been to sleep study before and that's soo accurate. It hurts like hell on the next morning when they get the attachments out
You have such a lovely smile and your content is really enjoyable. Thank you!
Doctor Mike to the Anesthesiologist: "ICU, you're fine". See, you're making puns without even knowing it, Mike!
bold of you to assume it wasn't intentional!
Bold to assume it wouldn't be a bad pick up line either
Natural puns are the best!
No one:
Not even Bear:
Dr. Mike: Apple-nose syndrome
Apple garlic
Get him to a wall stat!
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
@@Srae17 gusto mo sampal
when he was talking about being a gymnist in his sleep that reminded me of this one time I did a 180 in my sleep and woke up with all the blankets off the bed and one pillow under my back and the other one being squished by my leg. It was a great sleep however one of the best I can remember.
When Mike said that sometimes anesthesiologists do puzzles when your put to sleep, I got this image in my head of my doctor doing a puzzle while I was getting my tonsils removed. 😂
Dr. Mike talking about how Doctors have to be really careful when asking patients questions because they can mislead you reminds me of my grandmother.
She was the queen of this, she once told her heart doctor she didn't think she needed physical therapy anymore because she was active around the house, she did laundry, she vacuumed everyday. Her doctor was amazed at this and told her hey if you're doing all that at your age then that's excellent, and she'd take her off physical therapy. What she failed to mention was her vacuum was a Roomba and that I sorted, loaded, unloaded and folded the laundry, she added the soap and turned the machine on. Clever but sneaky.
Waa cannot read :((
they are very smart
ur grandma is gangstaaaa
It reminds me of my obgyn, when she asked me if i drink alcohol. I answered no... and she asked: you don't drink AT ALL? and i answered that on special occasions when my boyfriend has a drink I might taste a sip of it and remember that I don't like it. And she was like: so you drink.... 🙈
My grandma managed to get out of rehab after her knee replacement by saying she could get her laundry down the stairs to the basement. She dropped the bag over the railing...
Skeleton: Okay, looks like you can push it over
Muscular systems: Looks like the colossal titan, will destroy wall Maria
Yaaaaas!!! I though the same thing 😂. Is that you Armin????
@That 1 guy He should have pointed near the nape mid lecture and say, "But titans have one weakness, if you cut there nape..."
@That 1 guy another that guy hmmmmm
Das-a-knee will always be iconic and crack me up 🤣🤣
For the sleep study bit : I did one at home and it was so uncomfortable. I was itchy and burning the whole time because I am allergic to surgical tape. The actual recording device was on my left arm and would cut my circulation while sleeping, waking me up almost every hour because it was painful.
Also, while I love my doctor, I hate his assistant. Dude called me a softie while ripping the tape off my body like a monkey which gave me bruises.
I have to do another one soon and I'm not looking forward to this.
Speak up for yourself! Totally not okay for the assistant to treat you that way. Also, your doctor should probably know if you're allergic to the surgical tape...definitely seems ill-advised to not tell him that. AND the device cutting off circulation?? Whoever put it on must have made a mistake because that can't be right. You HAVE to speak up for yourself. NEVER assume someone else's competency. And it's YOUR body--no one else is going to value it a much as you do, so you are your own best advocate. Obv I'm no doctor but I would think doing a sleep study would be rendered moot if your sleep is extremely far off from your usual pattern.
@@babybaklavagus I didn't know surgical tape was involved until the day of and my doctor would probably have told me to suck it up as it is just an itchy rash lol.
Also, it's not my GP but some random doctor I found that had the machine for the sleep study. He is very nice but can be blunt.
I told the assistant about him being a brute with the removal of the tape and while he corrected his behavior, he made sure to berate me the whole time saying "see, see I'm soft now huh" with a sarcastic tone.
It was a one time thing because the next one I had was in the hospital, way better.
@@mimoleta ugh @ that assistant! But I'm glad it was a one time thing. I hope your sleep has improved!
@@babybaklavagus It has yet to improve because it takes an awfully long time to get an appointment lol I'm still waiting to get approved for medication but I do have a diagnosis at least. Thank you.
“That shouldn’t be happening”- Dr. Mike
That’s exactly what I hear from every doctor explaining my symptoms.
Same!
Just proves that bodies are capable of very strange, anomalous things; and that doctors don't know everything.
If a medical doctor doesn't know, ask a naturopath. Can't hurt, even if some of it is probably placebo (one can argue the same of pharmaceutical products).
@@Tzara86 eh no.
when my new family doctor read my full medical history she looked at me and said, how are you not dead? Then she was amazed at how I did not seem scarred until she had to use a bright light and then she saw that most of my body is covered in scars. 75% 2nd degree flash burn, shot 3 times, stabbed 9, blown up 3 times, broke my back, and had both eyes punctured as well as entire right front of my skull crushed, and exposure to 220 mSV (radiation exposure at a leaking reactor).. Not all at once of course but over 30 years
@@VadulTharyshow does that happen to someone?? You got a dangerous job or just very bad luck?? I’m so sorry to hear you went through all that
Dr. Mike:"Don't do this or you'll end up in my office"
Everyone: Poisom Ivy it is
😂
Meanwhile
Dr. Mike:"This is that time where I'm like don't get your health advice from memes, this is the meme I was talking about"
Lol
I live in Australia. If I wind up in his office: something more than poison ivy has gone horribly wrong...
@@sentientshadow126 I'm in Canada so same here
Oh my god, the vein one gave me flashbacks to my phlebotomy certification course XD I had SO much fun doing my internship!
I don't know if you read comments on old videos, but I've had a couple of sleep studies. The thing is, if you have sleep apnea, you're so tired anyway that you can fall asleep doing anything. Turns out I did need a CPAP machine but my insurance company decided I didn't need it after all because I kept taking it off while asleep. So they took it back. But that's a criticism for another time.
Mike: *has a medical licence in New York and New Jersey for family medicine and also a surgical licence*
Also Mike: "Wait I don't know, is there bacteria in the eye?"
If u don't forget ANYTHING after school You are not a human.
@@Bzhar02 fr, if you remember everything you learned, you must be a robot
@@frozenyogurtz2939 I'm pretty sure it's a joke, dudes - and by 'pretty sure' I mean 'absolutely positive.'
i wondered the same thing
@@Bzhar02 unless you have hyperthemesia
Patient: "i drink occasionally"
Patient's son: "she means she occasionally sips on a 5th of vodka throughout the day"
Me as a nurse thinking: no wonder you're liver's shot
Finally a medical meme i can speak about from personal experience. The sleep study meme is great but as a kid i had a seizure disorder and my seizures would only occur in sleep during my waking hours. Needless to say i have done many many sleep studies. All of that to say i can sleep at a metallica concert at this point
I’ve actually had something similar to the things around 6:50 - 7:00 like an eeg so I had wires on my chest and all up in my hair and it was fine to deal with like it was a weekend it wasn’t too hard to change or eat or drink or do normal stuff you just have to be careful to not rip everything off by accident or damage to wires- but it’s definitely a pain whenever you have to take it out because sometimes glue gets stuck in your hair and it TAKES MONTHS TO GET OUT-
I'm not sure why, but I'm really digging the green scrubs.
Brings out the green in his eyes 💚
same!
I'd suggest he needs to be careful with green because inevitably people will green screen his scrubs.
Same green is definitely his color!!
Different colored scrubs mean different things usually
Dr. Mike: Your leg shouldn't be hurting if you didn't cut off circulation in your legs.
Me: *nervously sweating while random pain appears in my body everyday*
Lol
Same
Same
My biggest random pain turned out to be kidney stones.
The rest of them, I'unno.
@@CaptainSpycrab ooooh, that’s gotta hurt
These are some of my favorite memes!
I used to have eegs the cords everywhere and I was supposed to nap once you have to stay up till midnight and wake at five you may struggle hard to sleep but you sometimes are able to don’t know if adults can sleep with cords they’re so hard to sleep with mostly for anxiety purposes they sometimes get pulled off lucky dr mike not having to do it sleeping with cords really is quite the experience
“Who sleeps like this?!”
Me : My grandma.
She also has to sleep in some weird box so yea
Omfg 🤣
My grandpa sleeps like this too
:0
He’s been sleeping for 3 years
Dr Mike: " who plays minesweeper"
Me:".......US soldiers?"
And children in Africa. They don't even need PC.
@@ComissarYarrick yeah man, they are playing on hard mode because one wrong move, they starve to death or they have to pick chocolate off of trees
@@kajalvpatel ok 1. Not exactly that's a bit stereotypical. 2 yes If they mess up MAYBE something life threatening could happen
Please just don't think that's what happens
Minesweeper and Solitaire were my saviors when I had nothing to do in programming classes
6:52 - I once did a 48-hour EEG and it was really hard to fall asleep or do anything, really. I have sensory issues, and that doesn't help AT ALL!
3:44 Can confirm, my pharmacy still uses Windows XP and Internet Explorer.
the office i work at uses a charting system that ONLY runs on internet explorer and i die a little bit more everyday.
Man, and I thought working for McDonald’s with everything still running on Windows 7 was bad.
@@willieearles3151 windows 7 is the best windows OS tbh
As a Canadian, I can confirm our entire government does too
@@BeeTeaDubs ong yes I see the xp grassy fields on computers
Mike: "I can teach you a few things about grammar. ;)"
Meme: *Apply Garlic to an open cut or burn to immediately intensify the pain*
Also Mike: "Apple Garlic. Ap- Apple Garlic."
Idk about you but apple garlic Is my favorite fruit
@@geewillikers6159 It's a drehgama actually.
To be fair.
White text over a white backdrop like that is a stupid idea.
@@MisterSchitt it's for people who have dark theme🗿
I read apple as well 😂
7:31 tried it on a little injury i got today while skating and it works for a while
doctor Mike has to be the funniest doctor ever 💀
The reason skeletons are used so much in so many different cultures is less about them “looking scary” and more of them just being a symbol of death. When our bodies decompose, our skeletons are left for future humans to dig up and find, so skeletons have always been around for people to look at way before modern medicine was ever a thing. I’m sure people in the middle ages would have been extremely scared by the muscles on a person, but how and why would they be seeing that on a regular basis. Skeletons are much more easily accessible and very recognisable to have as a symbol of something long dead.
Yep. You see a skeleton from someone who died in an area and are likely to nope out of there because of the natural response.
Very good point, interesting x
Woooow you think so ?
sd
If I don't get cremated, I want some animal bones added to my skeleton just to confuse future archeologists.
Doctor Mike: Shows skull. Me: "oh that's not so scary.." Doctor Mike: Shows Muscular Me: "That's not muscular that's a Titan."
LOL
Sasageyo
@@revaille._su Sasageyo
@@stupidmemes3251
shinzo sasageyo
It kinda looks like handsome squidward.
7:30 this happened to my dad. He stubbed his toe really bad and could barely walk on it. A few days later, still barely able to walk, he stubbed the same toe again and the pain went away.
“Have you seen the muscles of the face? I’ll show you.”
That was oddly the most intimidating thing I’ve heard in a while
"cause conscious patients have a pulse" that made me laugh way too hard
I know so little about the heart. On tv when someone's "having a heart attack" they like clutch at themselves, and say "Oh, no, my arm is numb!" and stuff like that before they finally collapse on the floor (and *then* someone runs up with the paddle things yelling "clear!")
So, I had been under the impression that if the pulse had *just* stopped, that the person might not be unconscious *yet* for a little bit.
Now that I think of it thought, the thought of being *awake* as your ribs are broken is pretty dang terrifying. Though I did read a story once about a person who had to have some sort of heart surgery and had to be awake the whole time.
Anyway, that was a really long and insufficiently-caffeinated way of saying, that comment might have sounded mind-bendingly obvious, but it actually was information that I actually hadn't been sure of before hearing it.
@@skaryzgik Well, there is a delay, but it's like 3-5seconds. By the time somebody's checked if there was a pulse, the patient is definitely unconcious.
@@kombava7275 3 - 5 seconds and often enough, the patient briefly does the Funky Chicken on the floor. That pseudo-seizure confuses some the first time that they witness it.
Too short for a proper grand mal, it's the brain's way of saying "WTF are you doing to me?!" after losing oxygen and fuel.
Which is not a 100% true btw. When resuscitatating, especially on patients that have gone into cardiac arrest not too long ago, poeple can actually "wake up" on the Chest-Compressions since there's Bloodflow to the Brain again. But as soon as you stop the compressions, they "die" again (drift back again into unconsciousness) because they did not yet archieve a ROSC and you have to keep going with the CPR.
@@skaryzgik they didn't feel pain, it's really weird, it's like if someone poked you all over(lightly) where you could feel the pressure, but it's a scalpel cutting into you
So I’m an EMT and I remember a time when I had transported a patient to a hospital and while I’m writing my narrative on my tablet while waiting for my partner, a nurse out of nowhere comes up to me and says “Wow, you’ve got really nice veins”, so I check and say “yeah, guess I do”. This nurse then called over 4 other nurses just to check out my veins and so I was just standing there awkwardly holding my arm out while they were admiring them
😂😂😂
That's... Really creepy😅
lol I have really shitty veins but I've needed to have lots of blood drawn for various things, so over time I've learned how to help the nurses/phlebotomists find them more easily
one time I was trying to donate blood at a school drive and even though I passed the assessment, they couldn't find my veins fast enough so they just sent me back
@@Mangaka718 I have the same problems with my veins. I just tell them I'm a hard stick and either they try, fail, then send me to the guru on the team, or straight to the guru. I've given up on trying to donate blood because either I get sick or I bleed like 2mL a minute and take too long. Heck, even getting a tiny vial of my blood drawn anymore makes me dizzy. I actually worried the last people who did it because they took my pressure before the draw and then after I started not feeling well, and it had plummeted. Gotta say though, I love EMT's and prior combat medics taking my blood. Always the easiest and least painful
I actually didn't know this fact about the antibiotics, thank you Dr. Mike :)
Your hard work truly pays off! 💼
Mike: If you hit a pain on yourself and it goes away, that should be concerning.
Sore muscles: 😑
I have pain and other sensations on my body sometimes, and smacking or pinching the area gets it to stop. I think it's a nerve issue.
@@crystald3655 I'm not a doctor, I'm just a guy with a ton of weird health issues, but what I've heard is that sometimes basically nerves get into a feedback loop and adding something else in there can delay it enough that it can't jump start itself in time before it dies off like it should have half an hour earlier.
@@crystald3655 same happens with me-
🤣🤣
Mike: Has went to college, Medical school, Residency school and has a degree
Also Mike: Reads *Apply* as *Apple*
*Twice.*
Honestly same. Except that I just graduated highschool as a photographer :)
I wonder if part of the reason is that the background color for the letters is a similar color to green apples, so if you're not paying much attention to what's actually in the background, you may initially assume the garlic cloves are apples.
@@erinschnaedter6172 yeah, I was just joking🤣
*Mike.exe has stopped working*
About the knee pain thing, as a neuropathy patient sometimes if I hit a pain spot (using pressure pain to kinda neutralize random pain) it sometimes helps and stops the pain all together. Other than that I have no idea.
8:41 i relate, i remember one time when i was little i went to sleep, and then when i woke up i woke up with my head where my feet should have been and my feet on my pillow. this happened two times, and another time i somehow feel asleep on my bed and woke up on the floor. idk what's wrong with me
“Mom I want Attack on Titan”
“There’s Attack on Titan at home”
The Attack on Titan at home: 2:06
😂
O it does kinda look like the colossal titan
@@idk_what_im_doing_with_my_6593 I mean... you're technically right
@Perez Rodriques ah I just meant the structure of the face was very similar
@@idk_what_im_doing_with_my_6593 it's because they're face is literally just muscle 👁👄👁
"Scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room"
Me: *thinks about the colossal titan from Aot* I would agree
He ate Eren's cheese burger 😭🍔
Exactly my thoughts 😂
3:30 shout out to camera man for spotting lego Star Wars that’s fast.
Also me, I love minesweeper. I saw it as a kid and hated that I didn’t know what was going on so I played it till I did, and now I like it
I scare my family sometimes by my sleeping posture 😅 like "the way corpse inside the coffin" with hands on stomach and not moving almost the entire night. My aunt occasionally checks if i'm still breathing. 😂
I remember hearing that it's called stool because in Victorian times you'd poop into a stool with a hole in it, so a polite way for a doctor to ask for some of your poop was to ask for a sample of your stool. You're welcome, finally I can bring something to this channel hahahah
Yeah that is true, but in a very round-about way.
Stool is another name for feces because of that reason, so a stool sample is literally a feces sample.
@@ordinaryshiba Everyone that has gone to medical school is aware that stool and feces are synonymous, (as is most of the English-speaking population, haha;) he was asking WHY “stool” had come to be a synonym for feces - so, Tom’s answer was in fact the answer to the question that was truly being posited.
etymology!👍
“We’ve left instruments in our patients-“
*Violent Flashbacks Of The Sponge*
Doctor Mike, I have a video suggestion. I found this game called "Reanimation Inc. 911 Realistic Doctor Simulation".
I've tried it, and it is really different. It is not a barrage of ads and not a "put scalpel and organ here, thenthere, then there".
It is "here's a patient, save him/her, goodluck bye". For those who doesn't have prior knowledge, you will get to experience first-hand what it feels like to be forced to do medical procedures and not know anything and end up killing the patient.
I shall spam whether you like it or not. Gotta do it to achieve my objective.
OMG! You have your own LEGO! That is so awesome!
LOVE THIS VIDEO!!!!! I LAUGHED SOOOO HARD!!! ❤❤❤
Dr Mike: explains how important grammar is
Also Dr Mike 2 seconds later: Apple garlic to freshly.. Wait what
Apple garlic to a freshly
Sam: APPLY 😂😂😂😂💀
I love how he’s definitely educated on a lot of stuff, but still isn’t afraid to ask questions he doesn’t know the answers to. Some adults are just so egotistic because they’ve been termed an expert and then go ahead to say inaccurate stuff.
yea i like that about him
Exactly!!
yup
Remember, kids. A lot of things out there are just like perfection. They're a journey, not a destination.
And there’s also stuff he doesn’t seem to want to learn…
7:00 actually I was surprised how well I did sleep on my last sleep study (well only one I was at so far).
My great-grandmother once went on a dieting program. She followed the diet consistently - alongside her normal meals.
“The people who fall asleep on their back with their arms straight scare me.”
Me: *Does it so there’s no one behind me and I see my whole room*
It doesn't sound like a fun world - ironic.
Same lmao sometimes I even cross my arms over my chest cause it’s comfy 😭
@@elliekinzz1 When I do that it’s feels like I’m in a coffin. Lol.
I sometimes sleep like that so I don’t wake up the next morning with a dislocated shoulder blade from sleeping on my side
When I was younger I slept like that and my parents had to check if I was alive lol
Dr. Mike: Have you SEEN the muscles of the face!?
Attack on Titan Fans: 👀
Well, the fact that when the video suddenly show the muscles, at my country it was 3am and i’m alone in a dark room and it scared me to death-
I was thinking literally the same
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS 😂
I was about to say the same 😂😂😂
@@butterbreaded_ I got so scared I clicked off the vid, went to the comments and looked for people who could relate, and I found you😅
8:41 reminded me one time i was sleeping with my shirt on and SOMEHOW GOT IT OFF LIKE WHAT HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN🤣🤣🤣
6:31
honestly, reminds me of a short story abt my brother:
“is that poison ivy?” *picks it up*
Hey Dr. Mike! This is for the QnAs:
I love watermelons too much. I eat almost one small watermelon every day. Is there anything bad about that 😂
By the way I’m addicted to your channel too ❤️😁
I love your channel lol
Even steven’s he re nice
That'll give you diarrhea lolol
@BopisGamin such a failure
He should eat a boneless watermelon.
Watermelons > any food
5:30 when he starts talking about doctors leaving instruments in different organs, rather than medical equipment, I'm just imagining a trombone lodged into someone's ribcage or something
My kind of instrument!
I played that in Marching Band!
6:50
I had to have a sleep study because of my seizures in my sleep, and I vividly remember, HAVING TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND HAVING TO CARRY ALL THE DANG WIRES TO THE BATHROOM, it was insane, would never do it again, ever.
0:55 the sarcasm ranking 1000000/10
As a son of an anaesthesiological nurse I can relate - all my friends, including girlfriends have always been judged by my parent solely by the veins on their forearms.
I love it when phlebotomists complement my veins. I’ve got incredibly easy access into veins on my hands, wrist and elbow crevice.
@@speccogecko7296 My dad would really like you :D
Poison Ivy Meme: My dad tells the most hilarious story from his childhood. He had always wanted to go camping with his older brother and his friends. So they finally let him go, but the put him on toilet paper duty... where he had to gather leaves to use as toilet paper while they were out camping. So he goes out, finds the biggest leaves he can find, rubs them on his face and arms to make sure they are soft enough... and picks them and brings a huge bundle back to camp. The next morning they had to rush all of the other boys to the hospital, save my dad who has never reacted to poison ivy in his life.... needless to say he never got put on toilet paper duty again.
Ouch
A stool sample explained: in german a chair is called -> „Stuhl“.
„gang“ -> „the walk“ is the noun for „gehen“ -> to walk. The medical expression for bowel movement in german is -> „Stuhlgang“ because then you are walking to the toilett which is kind of a chair. For some reason the polite expression for „ feces“ is -> „Stuhl“. This expression is usually used in the medical field. Hope that helps :)
I read as apple garlic too 😂😂😂 my brain tripped for a second 😂😂
“We’ve left instruments in patients.”
K so they gonna sound like a violin? Or they gonna die?
As a violinist I’m 100% sure they’re gna sound like a violin playing Beethoven’s 5th symphony when they run lmao
@Doctor mike Scammer detected.
@Doctor mike stop scamming people. You dont even have the same username (you didnt capitalize Mike)
exersing*
*violin noises*
No, organ.
Doctor Mike: "You will end up in my office"
Me: *PEWOOP*
*PEWOOP*
*PEWOOP*
PEWOOP
3:43 my school has all their computers blocked for games, but i think the minesweeper site is so old it doesn't gets caught in the computer's game site filter. I've become the best minesweeper gamer of my classroom, while i should be designing slides or something
The body exhibit is awesome! I recommend to everyone!