Luke, Did I Ever Tell You About Ahsoka Tano?

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  • čas přidán 28. 01. 2023
  • Luke, If you meet her again, Don't do it. You'll rot it off, That many partners will give you something that induces psychiatric disorders, I've often wondered if that's what made your father go insane. Pirate Crotch Rot Luke
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  • @rileyd2025
    @rileyd2025 Před rokem +20132

    The “and she was a good friend” makes it 10x funnier

    • @Tragicide
      @Tragicide Před 9 měsíci +364

      Ngl, wish I had friends like that.

    • @filipeisabelinho3425
      @filipeisabelinho3425 Před 9 měsíci

      ​@content_enjoyer4458better friends

    • @IAmGodHimself777
      @IAmGodHimself777 Před 9 měsíci

      @@TragicideI wouldn’t touch her with a 100 meter long pole.

    • @randommf3549
      @randommf3549 Před 9 měsíci +7

      J

    • @Madmax45247
      @Madmax45247 Před 9 měsíci +320

      "It was like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea... and she was a good friend."

  • @djd00mshyer
    @djd00mshyer Před rokem +14629

    "AND SHE WAS A GOOD FRIEND."
    Jesus christ

    • @boobooclap1223
      @boobooclap1223 Před rokem +498

      Genuinely the best part

    • @connerlackey3952
      @connerlackey3952 Před rokem +308

      Especially when Padme wasn't around Anakin

    • @jchoneandonly
      @jchoneandonly Před rokem

      I mean it's very possible for someone to be your kinky sex slave and also be a good friend

    • @martinhall9497
      @martinhall9497 Před rokem +292

      I was cringing hard the first time I read this copy pasta, but that line at the end fucking kills me, one of the best punchlines I’ve ever read.

    • @kinginwilmington1810
      @kinginwilmington1810 Před rokem +28

      That was the best part!!!😅

  • @aldayalnite
    @aldayalnite Před 7 měsíci +6188

    “So we told her there are no panties in space” that line cracks me up every time I think of it

    • @InvaderWeezle
      @InvaderWeezle Před 7 měsíci +509

      It's pretty much what George Lucas told Carrie Fisher when they filmed A New Hope lol

    • @aldayalnite
      @aldayalnite Před 7 měsíci +26

      @@InvaderWeezle
      🤣😵☠️🪦👻

    • @PhoenixofEru
      @PhoenixofEru Před 7 měsíci +86

      ​@@InvaderWeezle Nah, that was bras... 😂

    • @gordalot
      @gordalot Před 7 měsíci +121

      @@PhoenixofEru George did tell her that! That’s why she’s not wearing any when she’s wearing her white outfit in A New Hope!

    • @stue2298
      @stue2298 Před 6 měsíci +61

      @@PhoenixofEru In return of the jedi the slave costume that Carrie had had no panties, there an interview with her about that.

  • @nothingisawesome
    @nothingisawesome Před 7 měsíci +4267

    "part of official Jedi training of course"
    I mean, of course. We all know the lore

  • @user-xe4zk9ht6r
    @user-xe4zk9ht6r Před 8 měsíci +10996

    People must have been confused about that line back in the day, but it just shows George's grander vision

    • @joshuamulvaney792
      @joshuamulvaney792 Před 7 měsíci +276

      And everyone else vision when seeing Ahsoka Tano I guess

    • @naif1989
      @naif1989 Před 7 měsíci +211

      It's like poetry, it rhymes

    • @christopherstein2024
      @christopherstein2024 Před 7 měsíci +152

      @@naif1989 More like "I may have gone too far in a few places."

    • @jamesrosewell9081
      @jamesrosewell9081 Před 6 měsíci +46

      ​@@christopherstein2024more like he didn't go far enough

    • @muigokublack6487
      @muigokublack6487 Před 6 měsíci +69

      "Jar Jar is the key to everything."

  • @itsmeko1712
    @itsmeko1712 Před rokem +32878

    barely legal in most systems is such an insane line 😭

    • @cerisejones8061
      @cerisejones8061 Před rokem +865

      I dont know how I ended up here but it's funny

    • @AllanElMelon1043
      @AllanElMelon1043 Před rokem +455

      She isnt even legal. She is 14 years old

    • @nicklibby3784
      @nicklibby3784 Před rokem +858

      ​@@AllanElMelon1043​ Actually Ashoka is legal at 14. Because 13 years old is the legal age of consent in Japan.
      For people in Europe, 14 years old is the legal age of Consent in:
      Germany
      Italy
      Portugal
      Austria
      Hungary
      Estonia
      Montenegro
      Macedonia
      Serbia
      Bosnia
      Albania
      Bulgaria
      And 15 years old is the legal age of consent in these European countries:
      France
      Sweden
      Denmark
      Greece
      Iceland
      Poland
      Romania
      Czech republic
      Slovakia
      Slovenia
      Croatia
      So maybe that is what Obi Wan meant when he said "She was barely legal in most star systems".
      It is like how here on Earth, Ashoka is barely legal in most country systems - especially in Europe.

    • @AllanElMelon1043
      @AllanElMelon1043 Před rokem

      @@nicklibby3784 thats not what barely legals means idiot. Also why the fuck do we care about the age of consent in Japan. Or European countries for that matter???

    • @themechbuilder6171
      @themechbuilder6171 Před rokem +61

      @Spodo bbb HMM

  • @Nik-bd8om
    @Nik-bd8om Před 7 měsíci +5352

    "and once in a while we would even have the enitre 501st run a train over her" ... The 501st had around 9,216 troopers in their ranks. Poor Ahsoka.

    • @resortisland8977
      @resortisland8977 Před 7 měsíci +790

      Don't worry. According to this, she was a bit of a trooper herself.😂😂

    • @IamThe_Senate76
      @IamThe_Senate76 Před 6 měsíci +49

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 Před 6 měsíci +452

      It helped build endurance and stamina.

    • @slice1208
      @slice1208 Před 5 měsíci +234

      Wrecked by Rex.

    • @30cal23
      @30cal23 Před 5 měsíci

      pussy looks like a hand grenade went off in a deli counter, i checked r34

  • @xSharpW
    @xSharpW Před 7 měsíci +2256

    Now she's Luke's cougar exotic alien aunt

    • @raymondreddington5847
      @raymondreddington5847 Před 7 měsíci +317

      The circle is now complete. When she left she was the exotic sidepiece now she's the exotic cougar

    • @balazsvarga1823
      @balazsvarga1823 Před 6 měsíci +54

      If you watched the Clone Wars, she is Bo Katan's... so that's why Sabine dumped her!

    • @thecaptain6520
      @thecaptain6520 Před 2 měsíci +27

      ....and she was a good friend.

    • @HeyTeacherLeaveThoseKidsAlone
      @HeyTeacherLeaveThoseKidsAlone Před 2 měsíci +10

      step aunt

    • @TerryBowles-qm3qc
      @TerryBowles-qm3qc Před měsícem +17

      @@HeyTeacherLeaveThoseKidsAlone Looks like step-aunt Ahsoka got stuck in the hyper-dryer again...

  • @CameronKiesser
    @CameronKiesser Před rokem +8825

    "I'm thinking Order 66 was justified".

  • @pewpsquad
    @pewpsquad Před rokem +5960

    “A fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age” 💀💀💀

    • @noyou6271
      @noyou6271 Před rokem +195

      That shit got me dying ngl

    • @Stumme-40203
      @Stumme-40203 Před rokem +443

      Back before the Empire raised the age of consent.

    • @bryanmiller8604
      @bryanmiller8604 Před rokem +90

      @@Stumme-40203 Back before the dark times. Now people throughout the galaxy take to twitter, & discuss with the full brutality of the dark side, how this is a pathway to many abilities they consider to be unnatural. 😂

    • @x-rex7236
      @x-rex7236 Před rokem +42

      ​@@Stumme-40203This worse thing to happen to the Jedi than order 66

    • @dickmorningwood4689
      @dickmorningwood4689 Před 11 měsíci +23

      @@bryanmiller8604 reading this in Palpatine’s voice and Old Ben Kenobi’s voice both seem to fit lol

  • @Deggy1012
    @Deggy1012 Před 5 měsíci +1353

    "My lord is that legal?"
    "I will make it legal"

  • @prickly10000
    @prickly10000 Před 4 měsíci +684

    Gives Yoda's line. " he is too old to start the training" all new meaning

  • @thealmightyuntensil2368
    @thealmightyuntensil2368 Před 8 měsíci +6348

    Lmao the way Luke is simultaneously confused, disgusted but also interested at the same time really sells this 😂

    • @Eagle-od1im
      @Eagle-od1im Před 7 měsíci +256

      I like to imagine that this is placed right in the middle of the original ROTJ scene, so Luke confronts Obi-Wan about his father being Darth Vader and suddenly gets this response 💀

    • @Laidengizer011
      @Laidengizer011 Před 7 měsíci +49

      You want some of that orange alien head tail.

    • @gg_sam7847
      @gg_sam7847 Před 7 měsíci +41

      Me discovering my new GFs kinks

    • @connerlackey3952
      @connerlackey3952 Před 6 měsíci

      ​@@Laidengizer011if Ahsoka was real you know you would wanna try and smash her in bed.

    • @dhlhthriwdhskissos9606
      @dhlhthriwdhskissos9606 Před 6 měsíci +28

      Hearing that come from obi wan sure bring ALL those feelings at once....

  • @d-man9921
    @d-man9921 Před 8 měsíci +4565

    "You can't throw me in jail anymore, I am a force ghost."
    - Obi-Wan Kenobi

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Před 7 měsíci +266

      Time to call in the Ghostbusters.

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 Před 6 měsíci +10

      😂

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Před 6 měsíci +67

      ​@@hawkeye5955Bustin makes me feel good.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 Před 6 měsíci +38

      @@SammEater : Bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', bustin', makes me feel good, feel good, feel good, feel good

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater Před 6 měsíci +16

      @@hawkeye5955 Freakin ghost bed.

  • @lucasfabisiak9586
    @lucasfabisiak9586 Před měsícem +101

    "It was ridiculous, like a constant porno, Luke, you have no idea."
    I'm dead 😂

  • @miguelz5759
    @miguelz5759 Před 7 měsíci +1336

    “…and she was a good friend “ best delivery for this whole monologue

  • @JS-pn5cn
    @JS-pn5cn Před 9 měsíci +8886

    I work in a hospital. Do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a straight face when your patients are trying to tell you what’s bothering them and all you can think is “she could handle a meat saber better than anyone else in the Jedi Temple”?

    • @sartainja
      @sartainja Před 8 měsíci

      What about the term “orange pussy”? 😂

    • @reaperluke3518
      @reaperluke3518 Před 8 měsíci +216

      AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @spacecat3198
      @spacecat3198 Před 8 měsíci +589

      "And she was a good friend"

    • @ReginaFalange.1
      @ReginaFalange.1 Před 8 měsíci +37

      But it’s not that funny though is it really? Meh

    • @BEANBOYOBEANITH
      @BEANBOYOBEANITH Před 8 měsíci +276

      @@ReginaFalange.1 unfortunately, not everyone's humour aligns with yours.

  • @functionatthejunction
    @functionatthejunction Před 8 měsíci +5873

    "A fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age." Most accurate description of Ahsoka ever.

    • @maxmagnus3793
      @maxmagnus3793 Před 8 měsíci +276

      Yeah. Back in the day you could get away with stuff like that apparently. Thank you George Lucas

    • @data9594
      @data9594 Před 7 měsíci +49

      not wrong tho

    • @user-no1nj9ji1d
      @user-no1nj9ji1d Před 7 měsíci +96

      Best kind of girl and healthiest kind of relationships.

    • @mechanomics2649
      @mechanomics2649 Před 7 měsíci +164

      Most sane and definitely not PDF file Star Wars fans.

    • @blacklivesorblackvotes2985
      @blacklivesorblackvotes2985 Před 7 měsíci +176

      @@mechanomics2649 they don’t even simp for the Rebels Ahsoka who’s a grown ass hot alien woman 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @maskednil
    @maskednil Před 6 měsíci +365

    Kids these days won't know the struggle. Until the 3D animated Clone Wars came out, we all wondered about what the hell Obi Wan was talking about.

  • @vixonvontrollington4529
    @vixonvontrollington4529 Před 3 měsíci +389

    Ahsoka: “So much like your father.”
    Luke: “…In what regard?”

  • @balbuliquidlibrary9486
    @balbuliquidlibrary9486 Před rokem +13889

    "It was your father's exotic teenage alien apprentice" hahahaha how accurate!!

  • @Memerath
    @Memerath Před rokem +8038

    I love how luke consistently looks like he wants to leave during the entire video

  • @yewtewbstew547
    @yewtewbstew547 Před 5 měsíci +422

    Every time the 501st were finished they had to memory wipe the cleaning droids to prevent them from self destructing.

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před 3 měsíci +72

      MeanwhIle, R2 has all the video recordings saved in his "homework" folder.

  • @Prisonerthirt33n
    @Prisonerthirt33n Před 5 měsíci +609

    "It was surreal..." Even Obi Wan couldnt quite believe how much of a star whore Ahsoka was

    • @vietnamd0820
      @vietnamd0820 Před 4 měsíci

      Star Whores…I like the sound of that

    • @DelfyDaun
      @DelfyDaun Před měsícem

      Not to mention a minor star whore

  • @eqmalabdullah4054
    @eqmalabdullah4054 Před rokem +8751

    "she handled the meat saber better than anyone else" got me off guard💀
    Edit:i don't want to be that guy but holy that's a lot of likes

    • @evo2542
      @evo2542 Před rokem +309

      "and she was a good friend" was what caught me off guard. Like it was last place in terms of importance, lol.

    • @mikoajdymek9672
      @mikoajdymek9672 Před rokem +13

      Why meat?

    • @googlycactus7159
      @googlycactus7159 Před rokem +39

      @@mikoajdymek9672 Oh boy. Man-Meat Saber

    • @Stumme-40203
      @Stumme-40203 Před rokem +13

      @@mikoajdymek9672 Are you a Wamen?

    • @roviofanbird2579
      @roviofanbird2579 Před rokem +1

      "since she was constantly doing acrobatics you could get a glimpse of her orange p*$$y in the mid fight." Got me

  • @WarmPupusa
    @WarmPupusa Před 9 měsíci +6389

    “Just like your father”
    Had me fucking howling. The way Luke was edited. Pure gold.

    • @jcarry5214
      @jcarry5214 Před 8 měsíci +167

      I was too stunned to laugh or close my mouth until that line. Then I fuckin went unglued, my dog is worried about it.

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 Před 7 měsíci +20

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @BillyOnYouTube
      @BillyOnYouTube Před 7 měsíci +15

      Dude me too lol

    • @murphyjackedoff5970
      @murphyjackedoff5970 Před 7 měsíci +1

      “Luke, Ashoka had the tightest pussy, but your father had the tightest bussy”.

    • @GokaiRed1121
      @GokaiRed1121 Před 6 měsíci +6

      Lmao 😂

  • @JonnyContagious
    @JonnyContagious Před 7 měsíci +145

    "[Highly-detailed sexual carnage]... and she was a good friend."

    • @user-dd3lp3tc2c
      @user-dd3lp3tc2c Před měsícem

      Highly detailed sexual objectification... And she was a good friend.

    • @pptemplar5840
      @pptemplar5840 Před měsícem

      Most Realistic dialogue I've ever heard.

  • @subnormality5854
    @subnormality5854 Před 6 měsíci +226

    I love how it gets raunchier and raunchier with each line until "...and she was a good friend."
    And then that last clip - Luke's facezoom needs a dramatic sting or something

  • @neverlistentome
    @neverlistentome Před rokem +4553

    "No panties in space" is such a great Lucas
    dig...

    • @Mosca_Tube
      @Mosca_Tube Před rokem +81

      what’s that a reference to

    • @neverlistentome
      @neverlistentome Před rokem +643

      @@Mosca_Tube Lucas told Carrie Fisher that "there are no underwear in space" when she asked about her wardrobe (the white gown from a new hope)

    • @Mosca_Tube
      @Mosca_Tube Před rokem +78

      @@neverlistentome thanks i remember that now 😆

    • @vincenegra2612
      @vincenegra2612 Před rokem +332

      It was "no bras in space"

    • @possiblykamino
      @possiblykamino Před rokem +78

      @@vincenegra2612 it was both

  • @KarlBunker
    @KarlBunker Před rokem +9675

    Ah, yes... I remember this scene well. It's funny how not many people talk about it any more.

    • @ratmi8633
      @ratmi8633 Před rokem +557

      It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

    • @madarauchiha7034
      @madarauchiha7034 Před rokem +222

      @@ratmi8633 is it possible to learn this story

    • @ratmi8633
      @ratmi8633 Před rokem +299

      @@madarauchiha7034 not from a Jedi. Well except obi wan apparently

    • @Tyedyeninja04productions
      @Tyedyeninja04productions Před rokem +117

      @@ratmi8633 this is outrageous! I demand to learn this story!

    • @ratmi8633
      @ratmi8633 Před rokem +97

      @@Tyedyeninja04productions it’s unfair.

  • @otakamerd1220
    @otakamerd1220 Před 5 měsíci +316

    “A fine piece of jailbait”
    Nah, no wonder Anakin had to take bro out. Man said too much 💀

    • @XG2
      @XG2 Před 2 dny

      This makes so much sense I actually choked while reading this comment and I was neither drinking or eating anything. Well done, I'm ded☠️

  • @user-py7pu2op5u
    @user-py7pu2op5u Před měsícem +22

    “So this is how liberty dies … with thunderous cheek slapping.” -Queen Amidala, Revenge of The Sith

  • @isaiahmcdonaugh6689
    @isaiahmcdonaugh6689 Před rokem +5132

    I died at the end when after all that he goes, "and she was a good friend" 😂

    • @jiji7250
      @jiji7250 Před 9 měsíci +10

      Can you explain the joke ?

    • @isaiahmcdonaugh6689
      @isaiahmcdonaugh6689 Před 9 měsíci +121

      @jiji7250 king penguins can reach up to 5-6 feet in height

    • @rangerlicious2366
      @rangerlicious2366 Před 9 měsíci +87

      @@jiji7250 My guess is that they were getting it on constantly to the point where you'd *think* they had a romantic connection. "She was a good friend" pretty much says they were only in it for the physical side.
      TLDR: It's a joke about friends with benefits I guess.

    • @dipflop5530
      @dipflop5530 Před 9 měsíci +118

      ​@@jiji7250it's a reference when old ben was talking to luke about anakin being a good friend

    • @Odrikah
      @Odrikah Před 9 měsíci +110

      ​​​@@jiji7250It's anticlimactic. Like Obi-Wan realized Luke was getting weirded out so he just cut himself off by using the tamest conversation segway ever as if that would undo everything he just said. It's nonsensical. And it only makes the rant that came beforehand all the weirder (and hilarious) because of it.
      If we're looking at it from a strictly Star Wars standpoint, it's a reference to when Obi-Wan told Luke about Anakin in ANH while purposefully leaving out some, err, really important details. This video is kind of the opposite, where he's giving *way* too much detail, but he ends the conversation in the same way. The sudden slingshot from Obi-Wan's Ahsoka rant to a familiar line which is almost hyper-normal by comparison to what he just said is funny.

  • @dibby_xan
    @dibby_xan Před rokem +5225

    The "why didn't you tell me?" Got me

    • @MrSCAVENGER1000
      @MrSCAVENGER1000 Před rokem +33

      Same lol

    • @kendrafox6648
      @kendrafox6648 Před rokem

      its even worse when you consider he oogled his own sister back at Tatooine guess all Jedi are perverts imagine the circlejerk in the Jedi temple master chambers lmao

    • @spongebobsquarepants2981
      @spongebobsquarepants2981 Před rokem +3

      Ok.

    • @Phoenix-md8sh
      @Phoenix-md8sh Před rokem +5

      Me too

    • @AlinaAniretake
      @AlinaAniretake Před rokem +1

      @@Phoenix-md8sh oof... at least I hope you got compinsated by Weinsteins...

  • @braindriftinglmao
    @braindriftinglmao Před 4 měsíci +194

    “Anakin and I used to double team her” that’s fucking wild

    • @blacksabbath5300
      @blacksabbath5300 Před 2 měsíci +17

      After every successful mission. Also, over 9,000 clones

    • @thegoliath9310
      @thegoliath9310 Před 2 měsíci +15

      ​@@blacksabbath5300 does that count as 9000 bodies? Its basically the same guy over and over

    • @ThatAintTheThugShaker
      @ThatAintTheThugShaker Před 2 měsíci +4

      don't show that to Vegeta, he'll be mad

    • @thenelsonbruhs722
      @thenelsonbruhs722 Před měsícem +1

      Now that image is burned into my brain..

  • @timtrainage
    @timtrainage Před 2 měsíci +41

    "Part of official Jedi training"
    Luke... Maybe you should stay away from Yoda

  • @ponod
    @ponod Před rokem +2420

    Enough internet for the day

  • @TheHookBoy
    @TheHookBoy Před 8 měsíci +4229

    “We taught her to grip her weapon backwards…” That made me laugh so hard I’m crying.

    • @jcarry5214
      @jcarry5214 Před 8 měsíci +161

      The whole thing is genius but that line was fuckin omniscient.

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Před 7 měsíci +17

      Please explain

    • @jcarry5214
      @jcarry5214 Před 7 měsíci +296

      @@seronymus Ahsoka is famous for holding her lightsabers pointed the “wrong” way, which happens to be the same way women find it convenient to hold most sex toys.

    • @MrBelles104
      @MrBelles104 Před 6 měsíci +5

      @@jcarry5214 I'm searching pictures of Ashoka with light sabers to visualize what you're talking about but it's messing with my mind. Are you saying that when holding a saber in front like one would hold a mug, the mug would be facing upside down if it was Ashoka?

    • @jcarry5214
      @jcarry5214 Před 6 měsíci +24

      @@MrBelles104 Yeah, sort of. Like if you were going to commit ritual suicide by cutting your belly with a dagger. Or like the sword in "the blind swordsman/Zatoichi". Or like the way Starkiller holds them in The Force Unleashed.

  • @darthmaul7434
    @darthmaul7434 Před 5 měsíci +61

    " Master Kenobi, I'm sorry but, why are you telling me this? "

  • @Calculon1712
    @Calculon1712 Před 5 měsíci +105

    I love how innocently the way he says;
    "It was surreal"

  • @machenga
    @machenga Před rokem +4207

    We can all agree that John Williams’ score added a lot of emotional depth to this scene 🖤

    • @jimmiller5600
      @jimmiller5600 Před 8 měsíci +30

      Fine music -- a sure sign of culturally significant cinema.

    • @budgiecat2885
      @budgiecat2885 Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@jimmiller5600 Odd then why Disney Star Wars doesnt hire him for their shows. Last thing he did for them was TLJ and before that, TFA

    • @arceptor
      @arceptor Před 7 měsíci +8

      @@budgiecat2885 hes super old. he couldnt even use the london symphony orchesta like the first 6 movies cause of his health. had to stay in los angeles and use a second hand philoharmonic

    • @Kyle07
      @Kyle07 Před 7 měsíci +4

      Williams last Star wars score was TRoS. and now Indy 5. I think he is done know with Star wars and Indiana Jones. For example for Solo or Kenobi Williams did the main themes, right?

  • @oplars6487
    @oplars6487 Před rokem +5430

    Luke's disappointed head shake is everything

    • @claytabulusshogun
      @claytabulusshogun Před rokem +201

      He may have been disappointed and disgusted when Obi-Wan told it, but when he meets her, his face goes "Hear me out"

    • @connerlackey3952
      @connerlackey3952 Před rokem +144

      ​@@claytabulusshogun Obi-Wan's story takes a whole new meaning when Ahsoka tells Luke that she's an old friend of the family.

    • @guest6398
      @guest6398 Před 9 měsíci +18

      That's why he ended up alone. He's a PG-movie character, but Obi Wan was an R-movie character.

    • @drumlessons833
      @drumlessons833 Před 9 měsíci +3

      Typical Larry Kenobi rhetoric

    • @hermitcard4494
      @hermitcard4494 Před 8 měsíci +4

      "You dirty bastrds" 😂

  • @BiriBiri925
    @BiriBiri925 Před 7 měsíci +65

    Luke looks so confused and interested at the same time.
    0:48 "Amazing, please continue"

  • @gyarurespecter3386
    @gyarurespecter3386 Před 4 měsíci +89

    Yeah this scene is considered a meme nowadays but when it first came out it was shocking, I remember watching it on the cinema being stunned at the plot twist. The information that Kenobi was giving Luke (and by extension the audience) explained a lot of questions we had at the time about the lore of Star Wars.

  • @glassofmilk3474
    @glassofmilk3474 Před 9 měsíci +3669

    The fact luke looks like he wants to leave this conversation and seek therapy is amazing.

    • @saberiandream316
      @saberiandream316 Před 6 měsíci +20

      My reaction to TCW.

    • @NathanDraxter
      @NathanDraxter Před 6 měsíci +26

      Yeah that convo was totally uncalled for, but I do understand ghost force obi, he can’t interact with the physical world all he has eft is his naughty memories

    • @phonkydude2390
      @phonkydude2390 Před 4 měsíci +1

      My reaction to leia saying "he is my brother" to Han Solo

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Před 3 měsíci +3

      No wonder he ran off to an uncharted planet to drink blue milk for the rest of his days.

    • @jabbathehutt8952
      @jabbathehutt8952 Před měsícem +1

      ​@@saberiandream316tcw is peak star wars

  • @turtek12
    @turtek12 Před rokem +6994

    When we all saw this in the theaters, we were confused, and George reluctantly cut it out of the special edition. But he's really shown the depths of his planning and the breadth of his vision. Thanks for restoring this gem!

    • @wakandapolatty
      @wakandapolatty Před rokem +121

      Really?! What else was cut?

    • @that_south_African
      @that_south_African Před rokem +210

      ​@@wakandapolatty your brain cells if you think this was real

    • @wakandapolatty
      @wakandapolatty Před rokem +341

      @@that_south_African I know it’s fake, it was a joke, damn.

    • @Beyondereditz24
      @Beyondereditz24 Před rokem +44

      @@wakandapolatty lmao he never answered

    • @reagan1197
      @reagan1197 Před rokem +39

      Guess the guy called Freedom, never learned to be free towards humor 😔

  • @Xerruy
    @Xerruy Před 11 dny +5

    Jesus Christ CZcams all I searched was 'Ahsoka Tano'

  • @Projekt237
    @Projekt237 Před 3 měsíci +45

    "It was ridiculous, like a constant porno, Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend." (Obi-Wan Kenobi)

  • @tituslee2153
    @tituslee2153 Před rokem +3068

    0:48 love how luke shakes his head like, “Nah Ben, this ain’t the Jedi way”

    • @robertwiles8106
      @robertwiles8106 Před rokem +145

      it's something a desert hermit might be into though

    • @mikebastarache7677
      @mikebastarache7677 Před rokem +43

      No,no your wrong, this is...the way

    • @tommy940C
      @tommy940C Před rokem +40

      But it was Mhmhm - Yoda

    • @bluefury105
      @bluefury105 Před rokem +13

      I can imagine Luke saying this with the voice of ishowspeed 💀💀💀

    • @hisserzone
      @hisserzone Před 11 měsíci +25

      No wonder Herbert the pervert is Obi wan in the family guy parody

  • @laurasaxon694
    @laurasaxon694 Před 10 měsíci +1842

    "Barely legal in most systems." not going to lie, that had me howling with laughter.

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 Před 7 měsíci +5

      🤣

    • @Laidengizer011
      @Laidengizer011 Před 7 měsíci +8

      Popular reading material in the Star Wars Galaxy.

    • @sr_ryoadm
      @sr_ryoadm Před 5 měsíci

      Make sense, so its ok.
      Let anakin have consent fun

  • @alpinebuzzard4093
    @alpinebuzzard4093 Před 13 dny +4

    The force theme is makin this 100x better😂

  • @marbellaotaiza801
    @marbellaotaiza801 Před 6 měsíci +109

    I *LOVE* this version where she tells him he's so much like his father in the end 🤣

  • @iiBlack0ut
    @iiBlack0ut Před rokem +3297

    This caught me completely off guard 🤣🤣🤣💀

    • @lanceuppercut6168
      @lanceuppercut6168 Před 11 měsíci +15

      Same. I was like what da fudge did I just watch xD

    • @DJdext
      @DJdext Před 9 měsíci +3

      Same! I wasn't drinking anything but had the reflex to spit out what was in my mouth. LOL!!!

    • @razortongue9000
      @razortongue9000 Před 8 měsíci +3

      Same. This was one of those moments after 2 hours of watching random pointless sh*t, trying to find a reason to live and then this popped up and now I don't need any more internet.

  • @Onecooltop75
    @Onecooltop75 Před 8 měsíci +1240

    I can’t even watch Asokha without thinking of the line “ she can handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple

    • @rondoggish
      @rondoggish Před 7 měsíci +43

      I actually don't mind thinking about her handling a meatsaber

    • @MetulManiac
      @MetulManiac Před 7 měsíci

      I can't even watch Asohka period. It's fucking gawdawful.

    • @CarlosEduardo-lg9xc
      @CarlosEduardo-lg9xc Před 6 měsíci +13

      @@rondoggish same. Even before watching this video.

    • @mirceazaharia2094
      @mirceazaharia2094 Před 4 měsíci +5

      Good. Gooooood. Let the HORNI flow through you.

    • @scientistmilorad9735
      @scientistmilorad9735 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@mirceazaharia2094 Damn someone better bring the bonk-saber

  • @DoNotTredOnMe
    @DoNotTredOnMe Před 3 měsíci +25

    This is official cannon now.

  • @DSmittie
    @DSmittie Před 6 měsíci +66

    I really respect how this still somewhat keeps Kenobi’s formal style intact, really sells the bit.

  • @chiefchuck3897
    @chiefchuck3897 Před rokem +1174

    “It was like a constant porno Luke, you would have no idea. & she was a good friend” 🤣🤣🤣 best dialogue EVER!

  • @cooliostarstache5474
    @cooliostarstache5474 Před 9 měsíci +1116

    Luke's face after Ashoka's "so much like your father" says it all

  • @nic9458
    @nic9458 Před 6 měsíci +26

    “The entire 501st legion ran a train” is crazy, that’s like 10k plus clones

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Před 7 měsíci +113

    This video is the absolute textbook definition of the phrase “It’s so bad that it’s good” and I love it

  • @fredlloyd-ward6141
    @fredlloyd-ward6141 Před rokem +1940

    Imagine Asoka and Luke's first meeting if this scene was cannon

  • @kyleyuen245
    @kyleyuen245 Před rokem +1539

    I can only imagine Luke thinking about this when talking to her

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 Před 11 měsíci

      You know he was imagining her orange pussy.

    • @maxmagnus3793
      @maxmagnus3793 Před 8 měsíci +15

      Meanwhile Ahsoka wondering why he's playing so hard to get

  • @Evil_Florida
    @Evil_Florida Před 5 měsíci +21

    Dave Filoni is speaking through Obi Wan

  • @sockpuppet7881
    @sockpuppet7881 Před 4 měsíci +19

    TIL the no panties comment is canon, thanks George.

    • @heywoodfloyd9
      @heywoodfloyd9 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ikr CW Ahsoka was delectable f*** meat.

  • @Odrikah
    @Odrikah Před 9 měsíci +4768

    0:46 I love how Luke shakes his head for a split second as the illusion of the good man he looked up to as a child is completely shattered before his eyes while Ben just rambles on about oggling a teenager like a mentally degraded ex-pastor in an end of life care facility who has realized it no longer matters if he gets caught.

    • @saintd_ii
      @saintd_ii Před 9 měsíci +116

      trying too hard

    • @bridgethings4225
      @bridgethings4225 Před 9 měsíci +49

      Lmao

    • @firionkaiser8291
      @firionkaiser8291 Před 8 měsíci +265

      ​@@saintd_iiNah this was great

    • @prede89
      @prede89 Před 8 měsíci +162

      That’s oddly specific comparison but funny

    • @andyforbes5553
      @andyforbes5553 Před 8 měsíci +21

      Feck me ur loads of fun, bet your popular at parties. Sometimes just enjoy the moment.

  • @badassgoat5601
    @badassgoat5601 Před rokem +2223

    " Sometimes we had the entire 501st run a train over her... " ☠️ Had me dead 😅

  • @OnCoated
    @OnCoated Před 3 měsíci +31

    "Anakin and I used to double team her" is criminal 💀😭😭😭

  • @tapryor2tonysub150
    @tapryor2tonysub150 Před 5 měsíci +18

    I was in fucking tears watching this. Took ten rewatches to catch it all over my own laughter. Absolutely gold. The only downside is I don’t think I’m ever going to find anything funnier than this as long as I live.

  • @Eastwoodhood
    @Eastwoodhood Před rokem +571

    This sounds like something Ben would say in a Robot Chicken parody

  • @joshcurtis8129
    @joshcurtis8129 Před rokem +1115

    😂 Poor Asoka no wonder she left the Jedi order

    • @connerlackey3952
      @connerlackey3952 Před rokem

      Or kicked out because she got tried of all the fucking that was happening to her

    • @zootyyfruity
      @zootyyfruity Před rokem +112

      It all makes sense now 😂

    • @wjrasmussen666
      @wjrasmussen666 Před rokem

      AssHoKa

    • @joshcurtis8129
      @joshcurtis8129 Před rokem +62

      @@zootyyfruity Jedi they are the real villains they kick her out after doing all that and claiming she’s murdered a fellow Jedi then after finding out she’s not guilty they had they nerve to invite her back in Jesus am surprised she didn’t run and side with palatine or dooku at the time

    • @BrekekeReal
      @BrekekeReal Před rokem +44

      @@joshcurtis8129Dooku was on the right side. He broke off from Jedi because he saw how flawed their rules are and that they are secretly serving the evil of the galaxy.

  • @MarelorMoon
    @MarelorMoon Před 4 měsíci +14

    If this was the Ahsoka Show, more people would have watched it, maybe in Season 2

  • @bluemike807
    @bluemike807 Před 4 měsíci +9

    God bless the Anon whose greentext was the origin of this masterpiece.

  • @primal1233
    @primal1233 Před rokem +3161

    I have literally just died from laughter 😂🤣

  • @marylandman8638
    @marylandman8638 Před 10 měsíci +639

    Ahsoka: “So much like your father 😏.”
    Luke: “🤨⁉️”

  • @jeffgoode9865
    @jeffgoode9865 Před 4 měsíci +12

    I love how you can hear the reminiscence in his voice as he says
    *It was surreal*

  • @PizzaKing9000
    @PizzaKing9000 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Someone needs to put this on a vhs and bury it in the ground

  • @VJD671
    @VJD671 Před rokem +663

    “Barely legal in most systems”had me dying💀💀💀

  • @sascha495
    @sascha495 Před rokem +816

    Interesting deleted scene 🤣
    Thats what George really meant with:"I may have gone too far in some places"
    😂

    • @funkoxen
      @funkoxen Před 9 měsíci +4

      Every frame has so much going on

  • @NathanDraxter
    @NathanDraxter Před 6 měsíci +38

    Damn, being a force ghost unable to interact in the physical world, all he have left is his best memories 😂 that whole story was uncalled for

    • @TheGavalanche
      @TheGavalanche Před 6 měsíci +2

      Uncalled for 😂

    • @urtypicalfemboy-nm3fx
      @urtypicalfemboy-nm3fx Před 5 měsíci

      Wait if he can’t interact with the physical world then how is he sitting on that log?

    • @LibertyMonk
      @LibertyMonk Před 5 měsíci +1

      He might not be able to get some, but he can still find joy in scaring youngsters with horrible stories of "the good old days"

  • @jameslawsonmessin
    @jameslawsonmessin Před rokem +800

    The delivery of “it was surreal” is perfect, this whole video is fucking hilarious but that line tops it for me

    • @brianfellows2024
      @brianfellows2024 Před 8 měsíci +13

      It's such a good line because it's exactly the kind of thing someone would say if they witnessed something like this, brings a hilarious sense of reality to it.

    • @zogwort1522
      @zogwort1522 Před 8 měsíci +15

      even the way Obi-wan says "B2 super battle droid" cracks me up, you can hear the air quotes. Like he's mocking George's attempt at coming up with cool names.

  • @BALAOFMANDALORE
    @BALAOFMANDALORE Před rokem +695

    That ending 💀💀💀

  • @thezombiequeen1908
    @thezombiequeen1908 Před měsícem +6

    The “no panties in space” thing is actually real. George Lucas convinced Carrie Fischer not to wear any underwear during a new hope and gave that explanation.

  • @M.Lynchian
    @M.Lynchian Před 5 měsíci +11

    Damn, they really railroaded her.

  • @ptprojektred
    @ptprojektred Před rokem +393

    And she was a good friend

  • @monus782
    @monus782 Před rokem +1761

    This is one of the most cursed things I’ve heard in a while and yet the AI did a really good job

    • @svenrawandreloaded
      @svenrawandreloaded Před rokem +77

      its a voice actor lmfao

    • @nicklibby3784
      @nicklibby3784 Před rokem +69

      ​@@svenrawandreloadedit is AI

    • @jeremywashere5377
      @jeremywashere5377 Před rokem +13

      Wait this was ai?

    • @pk-no7vi
      @pk-no7vi Před 11 měsíci +7

      Artificial Intelligence is the intelligence possessed by the machines under which they can perform various functions with human help. With the help of A.I, machines will be able to learn, solve problems, plan things, think, etc. Artificial Intelligence, for example, is the simulation of human intelligence by machines. In the field of technology, Artificial Intelligence is evolving rapidly day by day and it is believed that in the near future, artificial intelligence is going to change human life very drastically and will most probably end all the crises of the world by sorting out the major problems. Our life in this modern age depends largely on computers. It is almost impossible to think about life without computers. We need computers in everything that we use in our daily lives. So it becomes very important to make computers intelligent so that our lives become easy. Artificial Intelligence is the theory and development of computers, which imitates the human intelligence and senses, such as visual perception, speech recognition, decision-making, and translation between languages. Artificial Intelligence has brought a revolution in the world of technology. Artificial Intelligence ApplicationsAI is widely used in the field of healthcare. Companies are attempting to develop technologies that will allow for rapid diagnosis. Artificial Intelligence would be able to operate on patients without the need for human oversight. Surgical procedures based on technology are already being performed.Artificial Intelligence would save a lot of our time. The use of robots would decrease human labour. For example, in industries robots are used which have saved a lot of human effort and time. In the field of education, AI has the potential to be very effective. It can bring innovative ways of teaching students with the help of which students will be able to learn the concepts better. Artificial intelligence is the future of innovative technology as we can use it in many fields. For example, it can be used in the Military sector, Industrial sector, Automobiles, etc. In the coming years, we will be able to see more applications of AI as this technology is evolving day by day. Marketing: Artificial Intelligence provides a deep knowledge of consumers and potential clients to the marketers by enabling them to deliver information at the right time. Through AI solutions, the marketers can refine their campaigns and strategies.Agriculture: AI technology can be used to detect diseases in plants, pests, and poor plant nutrition. With the help of AI, farmers can analyze the weather conditions, temperature, water usage, and condition of the soil.Banking: Fraudulent activities can be detected through AI solutions. AI bots, digital payment advisers can create a high quality of service.Health Care: Artificial Intelligence can surpass human cognition in the analysis, diagnosis, and complication of complicated medical data.History of Artificial IntelligenceArtificial Intelligence may seem to be a new technology but if we do a bit of research, we will find that it has roots deep in the past. In Greek Mythology, it is said that the concepts of AI were used. The model of Artificial neurons was first brought forward in 1943 by Warren McCulloch and Walter Pits. After seven years, in 1950, a research paper related to AI was published by Alan Turing which was titled 'Computer Machinery and Intelligence. The term Artificial Intelligence was first coined in 1956 by John McCarthy, who is known as the father of Artificial Intelligence. To conclude, we can say that Artificial Intelligence will be the future of the world. As per the experts, we won't be able to separate ourselves from this technology as it would become an integral part of our lives shortly. AI would change the way we live in this world. This technology would prove to be revolutionary because it will change our lives for good. Branches of Artificial Intelligence:Knowledge EngineeringRoboticsMachines LearningNatural Language ProcessingTypes of Artificial IntelligenceArtificial Intelligence is categorized in two types based on capabilities and functionalities. Artificial Intelligence Type-1Artificial Intelligence Type-2Artificial Intelligence Type-1Narrow AI (weak AI): This is designed to perform a specific task with intelligence. It is termed as weak AI because it cannot perform beyond its limitations. It is trained to do a specific task. Some examples of Narrow AI are facial recognition (Siri in Apple phones), speech, and image recognition. IBM’s Watson supercomputer, self-driving cars, playing chess, and solving equations are also some of the examples of weak AI.General AI (AGI or strong AI): This system can perform nearly every cognitive task as efficiently as humans can do. The main characteristic of general AI is to make a system that can think like a human on its own. This is a long-term goal of many researchers to create such machines.Super AI: Super AI is a type of intelligence of systems in which machines can surpass human intelligence and can perform any cognitive task better than humans. The main features of strong AI would be the ability to think, reason, solve puzzles, make judgments, plan and communicate on its own. The creation of strong AI might be the biggest revolution in human history.Artificial Intelligence Type-2Reactive Machines: These machines are the basic types of AI. Such AI systems focus only on current situations and react as per the best possible action. They do not store memories for future actions. IBM’s deep blue system and Google’s Alpha go are the examples of reactive machines.Limited Memory: These machines can store data or past memories for a short period of time. Examples are self-driving cars. They can store information to navigate the road, speed, and distance of nearby cars.Theory of Mind: These systems understand emotions, beliefs, and requirements like humans. These kinds of machines are still not invented and it’s a long-term goal for the researchers to create one. Self-Awareness: Self-awareness AI is the future of artificial intelligence. These machines can outsmart the humans. If these machines are invented then it can bring a revolution in human society. ConclusionArtificial Intelligence will bring a huge revolution in the history of mankind. Human civilization will flourish by amplifying human intelligence with artificial intelligence, as long as we manage to keep the technology beneficial

    • @Marianne-Bachmeier-Extremist
      @Marianne-Bachmeier-Extremist Před 11 měsíci +39

      ​@@pk-no7vi This half a book my brother in Islam

  • @XM394-xxx
    @XM394-xxx Před měsícem +7

    As far as I'm concerned l, this is cannon

  • @malphasblackwing420
    @malphasblackwing420 Před 2 měsíci +3

    “And she was a good friend.” Like it had wholesome parts also

  • @citizenvulpes4562
    @citizenvulpes4562 Před 8 měsíci +293

    The ending has me sending.
    Bro looked at her like, "don't look at me like that, I know what you and my dad did"

  • @ArdaSReal
    @ArdaSReal Před 11 měsíci +554

    The no underwear part is literal canon lol

    • @goosemeister12
      @goosemeister12 Před 8 měsíci +16

      Huh?

    • @ArdaSReal
      @ArdaSReal Před 8 měsíci +240

      @@goosemeister12 the official star wars canon says that there is NO underware in space. George lucas thought seeing bras would ruin the illusion so he told Leia to not wear one lol

    • @goosemeister12
      @goosemeister12 Před 8 měsíci +127

      @@ArdaSReal That’s fucking wild, holy shit

    • @199512Lars
      @199512Lars Před 8 měsíci +176

      ​@@goosemeister12George also demanded that Ahsoka wears a tube top when designing her for the Clone Wars series. That old boy was wild 🤣

    • @corpig4021
      @corpig4021 Před 7 měsíci +15

      @@199512Larsfr 🤣 especially in ROTJ 💀

  • @gunargundarson1626
    @gunargundarson1626 Před 5 měsíci +10

    According to the rules of the internet: this is all canon.

    • @passingrando6457
      @passingrando6457 Před 4 měsíci

      I mean, according to Lucas himself, the "no panties in space" line is.

  • @InfernosReaper
    @InfernosReaper Před měsícem +6

    For some reason, I feel compelled to watch the clone wars

  • @LecherousLizard
    @LecherousLizard Před 11 měsíci +266

    _"She learned how to handle the meat saber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple."_
    Implying the Jedi Temple was one big whorehouse.

    • @Powerhaus88
      @Powerhaus88 Před 8 měsíci +44

      Cause it was.

    • @RandomAmerican3000
      @RandomAmerican3000 Před 8 měsíci +16

      You didn't know?

    • @GigaChadh976
      @GigaChadh976 Před 8 měsíci +82

      The jedi were the most promiscuous group in the galaxy. Thats how they coped with never forming attachments, by attaching their meatsabers to every thermal exhaust port in the gaalxy. Shmi skywalker was a favorite among the council. What, did you really believe that story of "he had no father"? Please, that was pure cope. They recruited anakin so no one would have to shell out child support credits

    • @EdgeO419
      @EdgeO419 Před 7 měsíci +3

      @@GigaChadh976 I dont have credits, I have republic dataries....

    • @kingbrennus1580
      @kingbrennus1580 Před 7 měsíci +21

      Hard to resist Aayla Secura....

  • @ArtByAhri
    @ArtByAhri Před rokem +618

    I can’t get over luke’s amazed face the whole time obiwan is explaining that. 😂

  • @PhilipReeder
    @PhilipReeder Před měsícem +3

    *"It was surreal..."*
    *OMG, I laughed so hard!* 😂😂😂
    *I have tears in my eyes!*

  • @SquadJuiced
    @SquadJuiced Před měsícem +3

    "...and she was a good friend."

  • @GeorgeCowsert
    @GeorgeCowsert Před rokem +262

    I love the delivery of "it was surreal" like Obi Wan still can't believe it actually happened.

    • @totallylegityoutubeperson4170
      @totallylegityoutubeperson4170 Před 7 měsíci +2

      That was the best part for me. It's like when you bang a chick way outta your league, you try to figure out and rationalize how it happened.

    • @hanslick3375
      @hanslick3375 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Yes! The completely out of place contemplative tone - brilliant

  • @yodafurbeelovechild834
    @yodafurbeelovechild834 Před rokem +101

    “Execute order 69”
    “Yeahh, we’ve been railing her even before those orders were given”

  • @stingurameshi
    @stingurameshi Před 5 měsíci +10

    The thumbnail is just the cherry on top bruh 💀

  • @demo__
    @demo__ Před 7 měsíci +13

    The fact that Luke literally shook his head, makes it so much more funny.

  • @SHARPSHOOTA0870
    @SHARPSHOOTA0870 Před rokem +400

    Lukes face goes from disgusted, to completely interested 😂😂