Chance the Rapper - The Big Day ALBUM REVIEW

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    CHANCE THE RAPPER - THE BIG DAY / 2019 / SELF-RELEASED / POP RAP
    0/10
    Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?
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  • @connorw8628
    @connorw8628 Před 4 lety +5330

    "Chance is married" is the new "logic is biracial"

    • @2phonebabykeem913
      @2phonebabykeem913 Před 4 lety +119

      Connor W It’s worse, at least Logic is biracial like Obama

    • @DontTalk2Me
      @DontTalk2Me Před 4 lety +4

      Damm you might be right tbh

    • @jeffersonkr
      @jeffersonkr Před 4 lety +21

      @@2phonebabykeem913 guess who's got a wife too

    • @Nathan-mk3uf
      @Nathan-mk3uf Před 4 lety +38

      I was having the same thought earlier today. And notice how album chance isn't as good as mixtape chance? Same as logic

    • @gee_ruiz
      @gee_ruiz Před 4 lety +4

      Nah because Logic is biracial is still a thing and it’s still being brought up. They’re both equally annoying.

  • @yodihoo
    @yodihoo Před 4 lety +14407

    His divorce album gonna be a 10/10

  • @johnvito9581
    @johnvito9581 Před měsícem +1053

    WHOS BACK HERE AFTER CHANCE JUST GOT A DIVORCE

    • @willshields4480
      @willshields4480 Před měsícem +29

      Anthony or Chance lol

    • @johnvito9581
      @johnvito9581 Před měsícem +42

      @@willshields4480 Melon got a divorce too? Is this divorce season or something?

    • @Beegstation
      @Beegstation Před měsícem +7

      Melon boutta give the divorce album a 10

    • @willshields4480
      @willshields4480 Před měsícem +73

      @@johnvito9581 He got divorced a while ago I think. Someone leaked the papers online after an album they liked got a bad rating.

    • @someonestupid9854
      @someonestupid9854 Před měsícem

      @@willshields4480the most fantano fan move of all time

  • @alabama100
    @alabama100 Před 4 lety +29784

    There's no chance the rapper who made this album will ever recover

  • @toby9149
    @toby9149 Před 4 lety +3072

    TURN THAT 0 UPSIDE DOWN
    it’s still a 0

  • @twisty6621
    @twisty6621 Před 4 lety +3577

    Logic: did u know I'm biracial
    Chance: that's cool but did u know I'M MARRIED??

    • @MultiMadgeek
      @MultiMadgeek Před 4 lety +50

      *Logic Gets Married* 2 albums in 3 weeks about being married and biracial

    • @Clavinization
      @Clavinization Před 4 lety +64

      Ooo I love my wife

    • @1Willpower12
      @1Willpower12 Před 4 lety +40

      i love my wife AHHH

    • @jimslimkawk
      @jimslimkawk Před 4 lety +16

      You literally lifted this comment from the Shawn Cee review from a day ago you fucking loser.

    • @tdotwitz
      @tdotwitz Před 4 lety

      Twister 😂

  • @billcypher1579
    @billcypher1579 Před 2 lety +8153

    "I met Kanye West I'm never going to fail". That line is like watching your wedding tape when you're divorced

  • @frailty7280
    @frailty7280 Před 3 lety +6955

    it has a 49% on google reviews
    being able to get anything less than a 70% on there is a fucking miracle in mediocrity

    • @survivaloftheidiots6239
      @survivaloftheidiots6239 Před 3 lety +420

      Angelic 2 the core has like 9%

    • @goat8146
      @goat8146 Před 3 lety +14

      Lmao

    • @quetzal7432
      @quetzal7432 Před 3 lety +172

      Have no idea how but masseduction got 46%

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 Před 3 lety +156

      I know that cuties has like a 7% which is epic

    • @shady8045
      @shady8045 Před 3 lety +240

      @@quetzal7432 what the fuck thats actually a war crime
      edit: nvm I misread it as Lauyren hills classic album.

  • @boas4530
    @boas4530 Před 4 lety +8709

    Proof why being on Acid is better for your rap career than being married

    • @PotatoGawds
      @PotatoGawds Před 4 lety +93

      lmaoooooo facts

    • @L3M0NAQUA
      @L3M0NAQUA Před 4 lety +5

      haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 💩

    • @JacobImwold
      @JacobImwold Před 4 lety +10

      No one cares but 1,000th like lmao

    • @Babyvalkyie
      @Babyvalkyie Před 4 lety

      I'm inclined to agree

    • @BostonBettor_
      @BostonBettor_ Před 4 lety +110

      Boas being on acid is better for you in general than being married lmao

  • @obp832
    @obp832 Před 4 lety +1849

    Speeding Bullet to Heaven: 0
    KSG: 10
    Next Chance album a 10???

    • @orkun6935
      @orkun6935 Před 4 lety +85

      Cudi's next album was a 4 tho

    • @cai6972
      @cai6972 Před 4 lety +41

      tbf KSG was a collab. PPDS didn't get as high a score so Chance better get Ye on the boards.

    • @jillsandwitch67
      @jillsandwitch67 Před 4 lety +7

      @@user-qk1jg6mr3g kinda weird buddy

    • @WolfclawTheGreatwolf
      @WolfclawTheGreatwolf Před 4 lety +18

      死神 using slurs in 2019? kinda cringe bro

    • @adamsmith4852
      @adamsmith4852 Před 4 lety +45

      Kanye x Cudi was a 10
      Good Ass Job will be a 10?

  • @SUGARCANEPAPI
    @SUGARCANEPAPI Před 3 lety +11811

    All good, When Chance makes “My beautiful dark twisted divorce” it’s gonna get a 6/10

  • @cherryboom724
    @cherryboom724 Před 11 měsíci +741

    I've never seen an album kill an artist's career trajectory so fast like this one. Chance was hyped up to be the next big hiphop act to take over after Drake, Kendrick, Cole, Kanye. All that hype died down the minute he released this. He hasn't released a new album yet and people forgotten about him. His previous mixtapes don't receive as much praise anymore either. Crazy.

    • @matthewhall1467
      @matthewhall1467 Před 10 měsíci +121

      Was literally thinking this lately as well. Remember when Chance ruled the fucking earth? Hanging out with Obama and being fucking untouchable in Chicago based off of MIXTAPES?
      The amount of copium I've seen from Chance Stan's who say "oh he's in that Common lane now, he's about Conscious Hiphop" but they conveniently leave out that Common was actually GOOD at that type of rap. Chance's pseudo spoken word sounds like thursday night at the open mic coffee shop

    • @wickxd9929
      @wickxd9929 Před 10 měsíci +4

      I just listened to a few songs and it didn’t sound that bad, why do people hate it?

    • @seanrobertson5298
      @seanrobertson5298 Před 9 měsíci +35

      ​@@wickxd9929Homie listen to the fuckin review and find out lol

    • @hubhikarilives
      @hubhikarilives Před 8 měsíci +16

      Most of Acid Rap and half of Coloring Book are pretty good. A bit of cringe but what isn’t when it came out like 15 years ago

    • @DragonTamer31K
      @DragonTamer31K Před 6 měsíci

      It wasn't even that bad of an album, just nothing compares to his last albums

  • @ToLWaM
    @ToLWaM Před 4 lety +2109

    Chance’s breakup album: Speeding Bullet 2 My Wife

  • @johnjacobsmith3086
    @johnjacobsmith3086 Před 4 lety +6237

    This album sounds like Chance went on CZcams and typed in Chance the Rapper type beats

  • @sethparker3381
    @sethparker3381 Před 2 lety +1406

    I'm 90% sure this review actually killed Chance's career

    • @loganmacosko5908
      @loganmacosko5908 Před 2 lety +179

      This and the OOO I LOVE MY WIFE song

    • @superwhizz114
      @superwhizz114 Před rokem +224

      @@loganmacosko5908 Dying how the person who made the I Love My Wife video literally created it after not posting anything for 2 years. The album was so bad, it inspired someone to log back into their CZcams and make a meme that got 2 million views

    • @PurpleHazeVanNederlands
      @PurpleHazeVanNederlands Před rokem +47

      Nah his album did that.

    • @fortynights1513
      @fortynights1513 Před rokem +8

      After watching this review, I looked up the album and was amazed to find out that it isn't hated by most critics who reviewed it.
      Not saying it's good or anything, but I do find it interesting.

    • @Jack-bu9gu
      @Jack-bu9gu Před 10 měsíci +27

      No way a video with only 4 million views killed his career. The terrible album and then weirdly defending it on twitter like he did is what did it

  • @tvman7916
    @tvman7916 Před 2 lety +3197

    I've never seen an album ruin someone's career to the extent that this one did. It would be an interesting video to see a compilation of albums that ended/hurt careers ranked on how bad they hurt the artist.

    • @tvman7916
      @tvman7916 Před 2 lety +149

      @Sidharth Rao I think musicians should never be told that they are the greatest because it screws with their head and they start thinking that they are so great that whatever music they make will be loved automatically. You could see it happening with Chance, I remember seeing him say "we are the culture, whatever we do is the culture".

    • @edgybastardo
      @edgybastardo Před 2 lety +123

      his career isn’t over but yeah he’ll probably never fully recover from this. it’s pretty amazing how much this destroyed his public image

    • @shanechenmusic1804
      @shanechenmusic1804 Před 2 lety +63

      Hobo Johnson - The Revenge of Hobo Johnson

    • @thepausebutton9809
      @thepausebutton9809 Před 2 lety +30

      Joyner Lucas ADHD

    • @tvman7916
      @tvman7916 Před 2 lety +14

      @@thepausebutton9809 Joyner needs to grow his Jerry Curls back out and not take himself so seriously

  • @SS-mj9fz
    @SS-mj9fz Před 4 lety +1602

    imagining your debut album got a 0/10

    • @coolminefactory123
      @coolminefactory123 Před 4 lety +63

      Kid cudi is in shambles

    • @terrycrews6179
      @terrycrews6179 Před 4 lety +9

      Didn’t he release 3 other albums? Or were those not considered albums?

    • @zmvrk
      @zmvrk Před 4 lety +2

      russ logic hopsin are corny Cardi B In Jail from a CZcamsr...

    • @HolyLegendz
      @HolyLegendz Před 4 lety +54

      Terry Crews they were mixtapes

    • @elyy0345
      @elyy0345 Před 4 lety +1

      Holylegendz I want to know, what's the difference between an ep and a mixtape?

  • @Lucid874
    @Lucid874 Před 4 lety +2478

    Damn he really gave it a 0. I didn't even think that score existed anymore

    • @pkmntrainergarrett
      @pkmntrainergarrett Před 4 lety +38

      Logic just got one

    • @laminatedmilk7031
      @laminatedmilk7031 Před 4 lety +75

      Illegal 15 I thought he only got a NOT GOOD and a 1. Did melon state that supermarket was equivalent to a 0

    • @pkmntrainergarrett
      @pkmntrainergarrett Před 4 lety +2

      I think confessions got one

    • @KIUStinger
      @KIUStinger Před 4 lety +17

      fishblu27 is correct, he got a not good for supermarket (stated by anthony to be worse than a zero) and a 1 for confessions

    • @TheGyrocop
      @TheGyrocop Před 4 lety +31

      @@KIUStinger I don't think we've seen a zero since Speedin' Bullet 2 Heaven.

  • @caseym5651
    @caseym5651 Před 3 lety +619

    Here after it was confirmed by his manager that chance half assed this

    • @marcoVGpolo
      @marcoVGpolo Před 3 lety +131

      Both Chance's Manager and TrapMoneyBenny confirmed Chance rushed and half assed this. At the end of the day its on the Artist to decide an album is finished and when to release it, no matter what the advice.

    • @michaellyons3808
      @michaellyons3808 Před 3 lety +53

      @@marcoVGpolo I rlly hope he tries next time bc he is a good artist but this was so bad

    • @calebthepure9111
      @calebthepure9111 Před 2 lety +20

      he no assed it.

    • @offthewally1548
      @offthewally1548 Před 2 měsíci

      Is this a debut album prerequisite because now a days, the artist doesn't even determine when they release singles.

  • @hwykiddd
    @hwykiddd Před 3 lety +871

    I shuffled this album and just wanted to try listen to one song. The first line I hear is “let me tell y’all musty crustys” yeah I’m not going to try listen to the rest lmao

  • @Junior-cc4ox
    @Junior-cc4ox Před 4 lety +14736

    Logic: I dropped the worst rap album of the year
    Chance the rapper: hold my wife

  • @shleepboii3197
    @shleepboii3197 Před 4 lety +5652

    Logic- Did you know I’m biracial?
    Chance the Rapper- No, but did you know that I love my wife?

  • @unwritten_zephyr
    @unwritten_zephyr Před 3 lety +495

    Coming back to these reviews after the recent allegations from his old manager, learning that Chance threw Big Day together in less than 6 months REALLY makes sense.

    • @mjc8556
      @mjc8556 Před 3 lety +158

      Such a travesty. Imagine ignoring your managers advice and putting out this trash, which then costs you your tour. Pure disappointment, used to love chance

    • @unwritten_zephyr
      @unwritten_zephyr Před 3 lety +133

      @@mjc8556 Really threw away a near decade of built respect over pride. Shits dumb, man.

    • @cinemadweebproductions1828
      @cinemadweebproductions1828 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Care to explain the allegations? I haven’t heard them

  • @skyscourge5663
    @skyscourge5663 Před 3 lety +367

    I finally listened to Hot Shower and it legitimately sounds like Cal Chuchesta made it

    • @skyscourge5663
      @skyscourge5663 Před 3 lety +12

      @Karas i know,i know,he has made better than this on his own album

  • @bmac2497
    @bmac2497 Před 4 lety +2112

    Chance will drop a classic if he ever gets a divorce

    • @konradnilsson5690
      @konradnilsson5690 Před 4 lety +231

      Nigga needs to get addicted to drugs again

    • @TheFreekill17
      @TheFreekill17 Před 4 lety +51

      @@konradnilsson5690 *somebody drop cid in his drink already*

    • @thomasnewton8223
      @thomasnewton8223 Před 4 lety +76

      Oooh I love my wife,
      I love my wife (AAAAH)
      Let’s go ride a bike,
      With my wife (AAAAH)

    • @no-hk9pt
      @no-hk9pt Před 4 lety +4

      Braxton McAllister he married to a dude

    • @JusticeJam
      @JusticeJam Před 4 lety

      YOOOOOOOOO

  • @ToLWaM
    @ToLWaM Před 4 lety +4032

    Playboi Carti’s verse of Earfquake was better than this whole album

    • @leajey4279
      @leajey4279 Před 4 lety +522

      Playboi Carti'sv erse of Earfquake is better than a lot of verses in music

    • @meatrubber6552
      @meatrubber6552 Před 4 lety +601

      Chance: My wife, my kids, Jesus, God
      Carti: Adjfjncdnejditnncfkd

    • @m.rachman1288
      @m.rachman1288 Před 4 lety +495

      Well.... Carti's verse hold the answer for interstellar civilization so that's not a really fair comparison.

    • @claire4233
      @claire4233 Před 4 lety +147

      aingabadiro

    • @babyfacejay2
      @babyfacejay2 Před 4 lety +29

      ToLWaM njnnnn n was t t t t ghhhhh b n h y r r by rr e r t t even er f tot t ect r f t get rvfe rt ttthtbhirv

  • @demenoth2033
    @demenoth2033 Před 3 lety +269

    Album so bad he’s getting sued now lol

    • @amirabdulkrim1400
      @amirabdulkrim1400 Před 3 lety +2

      What why?

    • @Prockski
      @Prockski Před 3 lety +104

      @@amirabdulkrim1400 He owes his manager millions. His manager didn’t want him to make this album in such a rush but he didn’t listen and slapped it together.

  • @notiddypunkgf2246
    @notiddypunkgf2246 Před 4 lety +217

    “Not that I’m advocating for infidelity or cheating here...
    *BUT-* “
    -Anthony “Melonhead” Fantano

  • @burchtopianstreams
    @burchtopianstreams Před 4 lety +11004

    Chance’s biggest mistake was dropping an album the same year as Peppa. No one can compete.

  • @seanyoung9014
    @seanyoung9014 Před 4 lety +4258

    Somebody said Chance make music for youth pastors who sit on their chairs backwards. 😂😂😂

  • @purrpppeaingo2834
    @purrpppeaingo2834 Před 3 lety +1924

    Chance The Husband Albums Ranked Best To Worst:
    Acid Rap
    10 Day
    To Prep A Wife
    My Beautiful Pleasent Lovely Wife
    The Miseducation Of My Wife
    Wifey's Wisdom
    Wifey In Space
    Good Husband, M.A.A.d Wife
    The Marriage Dropout
    Late Proposal
    Coloring Book
    Wifematic
    All Eyez On My Wife
    The Life Of My Wife
    Wife Fridays
    Confessions Of An Amazing Wife
    Husband's See Wives
    If You're Reading This, I Love My Wife
    Nothing Was The Same Without My Wife
    The Big Day

  • @madspike21
    @madspike21 Před 3 lety +337

    Imagine if this video is used in court as evidence as to why the album was a flop.

    • @mjc8556
      @mjc8556 Před 3 lety +64

      Yourthony Honortano

    • @colinszustakowski1061
      @colinszustakowski1061 Před 3 lety +2

      W

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před rokem +4

      Imagine if this album is used in court by Johnny Cochrane as evidence as to why Chance couldn't have killed his spouse.

  • @Skroskznik
    @Skroskznik Před 4 lety +1595

    "I met Kanye West im never gonna fail" "Kanye's best prodigy"...
    Say sike right now

    • @Xndest
      @Xndest Před 4 lety +36

      10 on his next album with ye

    • @ToLWaM
      @ToLWaM Před 4 lety +1

      🔫+🤠+😔

    • @eliotkersten2073
      @eliotkersten2073 Před 4 lety +12

      Friendship ended with Chance
      Now Cudi is my best friend

    • @SantiagoMartinez-dd5tr
      @SantiagoMartinez-dd5tr Před 4 lety

      uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh Travis?

    • @Asad_Thomas
      @Asad_Thomas Před 4 lety +16

      Travis Scott is kanyes best prodigy. Always has been.

  • @arcanemaster8722
    @arcanemaster8722 Před 4 lety +5232

    Wow...a 0
    Can’t even give him a Chance.
    As a rapper.

  • @elscourou6654
    @elscourou6654 Před 3 lety +394

    ‘they can’t cook this good, they can’t take out splinters’ so basically Chance sees his wife as his mother. listening to this album all the way through made me think ‘i will never get that time back’ and i think that sums it up

    • @Fyre0
      @Fyre0 Před rokem +15

      He's a child, always was always will be.

  • @danielcubides5170
    @danielcubides5170 Před měsícem +29

    Worst rap album in history was dedicated in vain since he got divorced today lmao😭😭💀

  • @dylancarter6717
    @dylancarter6717 Před 4 lety +2848

    “I met Kanye West I’m never going to fail!”
    THE BIG DAY- 0/10

    • @PlotagonDP36
      @PlotagonDP36 Před 4 lety +10

      Dylan Carter Kanye’s lowest score was a 5, RIP

    • @brendo434
      @brendo434 Před 4 lety +32

      Man it's one guy's opinion

    • @therealbfunke
      @therealbfunke Před 4 lety +3

      obrendo well what do you give it bro

    • @justnick47
      @justnick47 Před 4 lety

      Don't really mean he's a failure tho

    • @jordandowler2344
      @jordandowler2344 Před 4 lety +16

      woah didnt know the measurement of success is an anthony fantano rating

  • @tonydub98
    @tonydub98 Před 4 lety +3067

    Don’t let Logic being biracial distract you from the fact that Chance has a wife

  • @7skys964
    @7skys964 Před 4 lety +733

    The whole album sounds like someone trying to convince there gf to buy them a ps5

  • @cherryboom724
    @cherryboom724 Před měsícem +51

    Who's here after hearing about Chance's divorce? This album aged even more poorly than it already is. His next album gonna be fire though

  • @amnesia1346
    @amnesia1346 Před 4 lety +4065

    In conclusion; Chance can only make a good project when he’s showing his face in the album cover.

    • @skeliton1505
      @skeliton1505 Před 4 lety +179

      Or when he's high af

    • @chillzoneyt1
      @chillzoneyt1 Před 4 lety +127

      When he's on acid

    • @kenyatta3840
      @kenyatta3840 Před 4 lety +60

      @lizzy rosario he gave Acid Rap like a 6/10 and coloring book a 7/10 which basically means that he liked them.

    • @SergioR00
      @SergioR00 Před 4 lety +56

      @UCZviDz6gF_f5GBSomAlBW1Q *REEE* ANOTHONY FANTANO DOESNT LIKE MY FAV RAPPER'S NEW ALBUM *REEEE*

    • @notatlanta3509
      @notatlanta3509 Před 4 lety +8

      amnesia his next album cover better have him looking to the side or something

  • @Hubertus401
    @Hubertus401 Před 4 lety +4461

    Kanye, you got new job. First was to rescue Cudi, now you must do the same with Chance.

    • @jessetippit7958
      @jessetippit7958 Před 4 lety +125

      rappers coincidentally start sucking after they collab with kanye tho

    • @buckeyedub2907
      @buckeyedub2907 Před 4 lety +229

      @@jessetippit7958 really? Does that apply to Jay-Z?

    • @mk2000
      @mk2000 Před 4 lety +44

      @@buckeyedub2907 lowkey yh

    • @Ayubdj7
      @Ayubdj7 Před 4 lety +8

      @@jessetippit7958 Evidence before making a statement like that.

    • @IronTransformers1301
      @IronTransformers1301 Před 4 lety +7

      @@jessetippit7958 like who

  • @notbri7819
    @notbri7819 Před 3 měsíci +19

    “i’m bout to book a show at the Dimmsdale Dimmadome 🥴” and “I need stock and it gotta be Pippi Long…… are we serious? 😟” have me in fucking tears every time i see this

  • @FabulousResults
    @FabulousResults Před 2 lety +310

    Chance still hasn't come out with new music since this. If his next one isn't a HUGE comeback, I predict The Big Day may have killed his career.

    • @benzerious
      @benzerious Před 2 lety +10

      He dropped some songs

    • @mikey.y
      @mikey.y Před rokem +3

      hes coming back

    • @gamedevyoutube3.030
      @gamedevyoutube3.030 Před rokem +32

      he gotta have a better comeback than Kanye's with MBDTF to revive his career 🗿

    • @Wavy-fs4mr
      @Wavy-fs4mr Před rokem

      @@gamedevyoutube3.030 fuck no

    • @jaleelkhaleeq
      @jaleelkhaleeq Před rokem

      @@benzerious not enough tbh his new songs are dope tho if his album is anything like the songs he’s been dropping and jus 2013 chance in general then he may revive his career if it’s like some Beyoncé lion king type shit with a few raps his career as a rap artist is over forsures

  • @erikmiller2633
    @erikmiller2633 Před 4 lety +2551

    Chance: "I met kanye west, I'm never going to fail"
    now we know that's not true.

    • @nosidezero
      @nosidezero Před 4 lety +6

      Damn

    • @amsolicurio
      @amsolicurio Před 4 lety +38

      Well this album dissapoints Kanye.

    • @WillToNihilsm
      @WillToNihilsm Před 4 lety +4

      After he got big he lost what made him good. Another one falls to the Kanye bullshit.

    • @martinmbuguah9858
      @martinmbuguah9858 Před 4 lety +35

      WillToNihilsm Kanye bullshit?? What does that mean

    • @buckeyedub2907
      @buckeyedub2907 Před 4 lety +35

      @@WillToNihilsm did Kanye even touch this album? I dont think you can put blame on Kanye on this one

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged Před 4 lety +3641

    _If your album gets a 0 you instantly go to the shadow realm._

  • @davidjones8047
    @davidjones8047 Před 2 lety +127

    This review can mostly be summarized as "It was alright until Chance started rapping."

  • @TheSpongebobgo
    @TheSpongebobgo Před 2 lety +106

    The audio of Melon throwing his phone at 5:39 never fails to make me die laughing

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily Před 7 měsíci +9

      **CLANG! clunk-thud.**

    • @elile8567
      @elile8567 Před 3 měsíci +7

      ​@@hiimemily"WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE SIMILES!?"

    • @psychokitty444
      @psychokitty444 Před měsícem +3

      I thought I was the only one absolutely sent by that hard cut.

  • @deepnutty6500
    @deepnutty6500 Před 4 lety +2314

    Logic: I’m b-
    Chance: I LOVE MY WIFE!

  • @keepyoureyespeeled
    @keepyoureyespeeled Před 4 lety +3090

    Prepare for a mindblowing Kanye collab called "Children Observe Phantoms" that'll get a 10

  • @Swolesome
    @Swolesome Před 4 lety +372

    I come here every now and then to enjoy socially acceptable bullying.

  • @AtheistJr
    @AtheistJr Před 3 lety +58

    Chance the Rapper?
    More like Change the Diaper.

  • @ee6753
    @ee6753 Před 4 lety +2073

    "Anthony Fantano has rated this album a 0/10, stating that the album is 'very poorly written' and 'has the big gay'" -The Wikipedia page for this album, circa 7 minutes ago.

    • @colewilliams2865
      @colewilliams2865 Před 4 lety +18

      Lukewarm jar of tomato sauce bruh

    • @deecee1853
      @deecee1853 Před 4 lety +66

      Can't see it anymore... The page is now protected to "prevent vandalism" 😂

    • @Sound_Judgement
      @Sound_Judgement Před 4 lety +71

      I looked at the page and it has alongside the other critic scores “Melon 0/10.” 🤣

    • @JH0207
      @JH0207 Před 4 lety +1

      @@Sound_Judgement They just removed it.

    • @Sound_Judgement
      @Sound_Judgement Před 4 lety +25

      SpongeChrist JesusPants I’ll bet at this point Wikipedia HQ has an employee dedicated only to monitoring the pages of whatever album Anthony reviews each day to remove any changes the community makes.

  • @dmitrypodobreev9470
    @dmitrypodobreev9470 Před 4 lety +7462

    Imagine walking into Target for a few things and seeing Anthony Fantano in the men's clothing section, inspecting the flannel shirts carefully.

  • @eg-cv3bz
    @eg-cv3bz Před měsícem +29

    Well at least he devoted an entire album to his wife. I wish them both a prosperous marriage !

  • @ellarobins6367
    @ellarobins6367 Před 3 lety +102

    Melon deadpan reading these "bars" has gotta be the funniest thing I've seen all day

  • @seamusmalley3805
    @seamusmalley3805 Před 4 lety +4243

    I can't believe Anthony just talked about how much he loves his wife instead of reviewing the album.

  • @ToLWaM
    @ToLWaM Před 4 lety +12464

    Who woulda thought we’d live in a world where Anthony Fantano would give Chance the Rapper a 0 and literally everyone is okay with it

    • @Matt_and_stuff
      @Matt_and_stuff Před 4 lety +251

      No artist is perfect

    • @migg-e
      @migg-e Před 4 lety +101

      Cal

    • @widM_
      @widM_ Před 4 lety +572

      Even Chance is okay with it.

    • @bigchivo4199
      @bigchivo4199 Před 4 lety +90

      Chance is overrated asf

    • @scarecrow2621
      @scarecrow2621 Před 4 lety +19

      I am not okay with it at all. What a disgrace.there is hardly an album in existence that deserves a 0 out of 10 let alone this (which is actually pretty good, when you don't cherry pick the 4 or 5 bars that are bad.)

  • @The-dankster
    @The-dankster Před měsícem +20

    Well he's officially divorced now can't wait for The Big Split to drop

  • @WiloPolis03
    @WiloPolis03 Před rokem +41

    It's so obvious, how did I never realize before lmao

  • @MT-tb6yf
    @MT-tb6yf Před 4 lety +865

    Melon: 0/10 Worst album
    Chance: Wife, I want a divorce.

  • @abbasakbar6597
    @abbasakbar6597 Před 4 lety +10474

    Don’t worry, now he’ll drop a collab with Kanye called “Christian dudes who love their wives See Ghosts” and get a 10/10.

  • @ChipmunkAsylum
    @ChipmunkAsylum Před 2 lety +100

    This album was bad but Fantano’s review is a masterpiece

  • @KilroyWasHere83
    @KilroyWasHere83 Před 3 lety +57

    "Then we have the track 'Hot shower'....More like Hot Garbage"
    This might be way funnier to me than it should be, but its extremely funny to me.

  • @papayer
    @papayer Před 4 lety +3319

    Holding his own 0 on the cover lmaooo

  • @getmilked6216
    @getmilked6216 Před 4 lety +16649

    i feel like a "strong 0" sounds so much more harsh than a "light 0".

  • @PeakApex
    @PeakApex Před rokem +52

    Can't believe Fantano used a green screen. Heartbroken.

    • @eyecontrol4900
      @eyecontrol4900 Před rokem +1

      wait, really? did he admit that ?

    • @RecruitedAndrew
      @RecruitedAndrew Před 6 měsíci +1

      @@eyecontrol4900Maybe i’m stupid as shit, but the album covers are green screened

  • @mackielunkey2205
    @mackielunkey2205 Před 3 lety +76

    Honestly, all of the songs sound like they were made by Cal Chuchesta.

    • @blackberrybicon
      @blackberrybicon Před 3 lety +12

      Dont do my boy cal like that bro

    • @mackielunkey2205
      @mackielunkey2205 Před 2 lety +3

      @@blackberrybicon Nah I mean the songs here rip off Cal. Cal’s the true Chad lol.

  • @valx5
    @valx5 Před 4 lety +6510

    turn that 0 upside down it’s a 0 now :)

  • @iancampbell1411
    @iancampbell1411 Před 4 lety +13951

    my wife is so young my wife is so small let’s go to the beach and play with a beach ball

  • @jacobreveles7222
    @jacobreveles7222 Před měsícem +26

    Who else came back to this review after finding out that Chance got divorced today?

    • @nll2k
      @nll2k Před měsícem

      nah its just you

  • @shaqluva123
    @shaqluva123 Před 4 lety +98

    I’ve watched this review more than I have listened to the actual album.

  • @infernape494
    @infernape494 Před 4 lety +2034

    "Chance is religious"
    "Chance has a kid"
    "Chance is married"
    The entire album summed up

    • @amc130
      @amc130 Před 4 lety +129

      Ooo I love my wife
      I love my wife, ACK
      Ooo I love my wife
      I love my wife, ACK
      Let's go ride a bike
      With my wife, ACK
      My wife is real young
      My wife is real small
      Let's got to the beach and play with a beach ball
      Praise Jesus, God and my wife

    • @JBHen3
      @JBHen3 Před 4 lety +10

      @@amc130 BARS!

    • @tsukiyami6162
      @tsukiyami6162 Před 4 lety +29

      @@promiseomiponle810 Im guessing they bored and tired of the subject matter, religion isn't relevant if the music is boring

    • @Isaiah_McIntosh
      @Isaiah_McIntosh Před 4 lety +22

      @@promiseomiponle810 Just saying but the typical American is religious.

    • @noah7972
      @noah7972 Před 4 lety +3

      @@amc130 love this song. sad it didn't make the album

  • @madvillainy2897
    @madvillainy2897 Před 4 lety +4324

    You know who did love the album?
    *H I S W I F E*

    • @spider4056
      @spider4056 Před 4 lety +12

      Probably she didnt 🤷‍♀️

    • @orangeiceice12
      @orangeiceice12 Před 4 lety +32

      yeah I don't think so. "Please cheat on me/I know you appreciate my decency/and you're still keeping me at home/while you go out to dimmsdale and give that dimmadome"

    • @mashedpotatoes1534
      @mashedpotatoes1534 Před 4 lety +7

      *OOOH I LOVE MY WIFEEE*

    • @bruceleeroy2956
      @bruceleeroy2956 Před 4 lety +3

      LOL

    • @JtheNomadProductions
      @JtheNomadProductions Před 4 lety +3

      SHE aint even like this jawn!!!

  • @granddidit
    @granddidit Před měsícem +15

    got a divorce AND sadboy got a 0? Chance has a comeback incoming

  • @martinalther6661
    @martinalther6661 Před měsícem +17

    It happened: he divorced….

  • @corydelacruz1547
    @corydelacruz1547 Před 4 lety +2874

    Chance predicted this by holding his very own diamond encrusted ZERO on the album cover

    • @bisonawesome4448
      @bisonawesome4448 Před 4 lety +42

      Cory Delacruz you sir are a genius

    • @sammo2560
      @sammo2560 Před 4 lety +12

      Cory Delacruz RIP

    • @yeeticus6928
      @yeeticus6928 Před 4 lety +8

      That’s funny because it’s garbage but he’s still gonna make mad money off of it lol

    • @gatsu6906
      @gatsu6906 Před 4 lety +2

      I really really like this comment

    • @ToLWaM
      @ToLWaM Před 4 lety +10

      Thank god this wasn’t true for coloring book

  • @Joe_SN
    @Joe_SN Před 4 lety +15477

    Logic isn't even the best at creating the worst album.

    • @Hellsbest1986
      @Hellsbest1986 Před 4 lety +1414

      Logic boutta use Chances Flow from this Album and earn the first -1/10 from Melon 'My Biracial Wife Divorced Me Revival'

    • @benhameirimutay938
      @benhameirimutay938 Před 4 lety +250

      Bruh a not good is essentially a -1/10

    • @nba543
      @nba543 Před 4 lety +137

      Hellsbest1986 the revival of my bi racial wife hahaha

    • @christophergregoryhill2990
      @christophergregoryhill2990 Před 4 lety +240

      Hellsbest1986 nah it’s gonna be called “speeding bullet to my biracial wife that just divorced me”

    • @nba543
      @nba543 Před 4 lety +318

      Young Pablo “Total Xanarchy of A Speeding Bullet towards my Confessing Dangerous Mind before the Revival of the Big Day of my divorced Biracial wife, whose got Nuthin’ 2 Prove”

  • @SwooshBear123
    @SwooshBear123 Před rokem +31

    coming back to this after he came clean about the green screen

    • @vepply
      @vepply Před rokem +3

      the lighting is just off lol

    • @nikki2442
      @nikki2442 Před 11 měsíci +1

      It’s really obvious tbh

  • @sondroglenn1248
    @sondroglenn1248 Před rokem +24

    Here after the green screen video

  • @DolanDark
    @DolanDark Před 4 lety +30758

    Chance about to put a hit out on Melon. Rest in peace in advance

  • @vavedern8860
    @vavedern8860 Před 4 lety +1041

    "a 22 track torture chamber"
    Jesus Christ Anthony....

  • @PalaceDude
    @PalaceDude Před měsícem +19

    The comment section is filled with foreshadowing and prophecies. It is ridiculous.

  • @cl_tyr
    @cl_tyr Před rokem +23

    I cant believe this was green screened

  • @jesusangulo2119
    @jesusangulo2119 Před 4 lety +1476

    Melon: “Logic has released the worst hip hop album of year”
    Chance: “Hold my wedding ring”

  • @stanjohnson1070
    @stanjohnson1070 Před 4 lety +14329

    Chance just made the kidz bop version of his own songs.

    • @lucasfortes3492
      @lucasfortes3492 Před 4 lety +50

      stan johnson legend

    • @popolbruh8263
      @popolbruh8263 Před 4 lety +220

      @@idek.restless explicit kidz bop

    • @derpizzaman1050
      @derpizzaman1050 Před 4 lety +128

      @@popolbruh8263 kidz bop for the 14 year olds

    • @coilcreature
      @coilcreature Před 4 lety +9

      @@popolbruh8263 That's like saying "dry rain"

    • @jah3480
      @jah3480 Před 3 lety +29

      @@idek.restless frick it frick frick it

  • @Xx_BeastKiller2008_xX
    @Xx_BeastKiller2008_xX Před měsícem +17

    6:25 has been confirmed

  • @JDLaney-zk4wb
    @JDLaney-zk4wb Před rokem +29

    Does he even have a record collection? Are his flannels green screened? I don’t know what’s real anymore…

  • @flowers9157
    @flowers9157 Před 4 lety +759

    you know the album is bad when melon is reading the lyrics aloud

    • @max-beckett
      @max-beckett Před 4 lety +3

      iridescence umm not really. He reads aloud lyrics on his loved albums a lot

    • @xtremegaming1232
      @xtremegaming1232 Před 4 lety +2

      He read a bunch of lyrics on the IGOR review alone, so he just likes pointing out interestingly bad or good lyricism lol

    • @Graenelolz
      @Graenelolz Před 4 lety +2

      i love the deadpan way he reads them aloud it always cracks me up when they‘re really bad

    • @flowers9157
      @flowers9157 Před 4 lety

      Max Beckett hmmm, maybe it’s the bad ones that I remember the most

  • @BeatsByYari
    @BeatsByYari Před 4 lety +2058

    “I love my wife, yeah I love my wife” -Chancelor Bennett

  • @georgethemonkeydrummer5598
    @georgethemonkeydrummer5598 Před 3 lety +42

    Gives it a listen*
    “This makes Drake’s scorpion look like a masterpiece”

  •  Před měsícem +15

    time to revisit this classic after the big divorce day

  • @just_inrosales3015
    @just_inrosales3015 Před 4 lety +725

    Cudi = 0
    Cudi w/ Ye = 10
    So are we expecting a 10 from Chance and Ye's collab album, melon?

    • @ToLWaM
      @ToLWaM Před 4 lety +26

      Chance and Carti, now we’re talking

    • @logana1813
      @logana1813 Před 4 lety +49

      Damn imagine ultralight Beam as a full album

    • @5ive20wenty
      @5ive20wenty Před 4 lety

      😂

    • @marclam6173
      @marclam6173 Před 4 lety +23

      7 track collab with soulful production and gospel samples? Shit that sounds like a 10 to me

    • @miahkobe
      @miahkobe Před 4 lety

      Gambling bro y’all are deaf

  • @tjpokomo
    @tjpokomo Před 4 lety +1316

    That Cover art was Just Chance presenting the 0 out of 10.

    • @JacobDesselles
      @JacobDesselles Před 4 lety +46

      the CD is braille for L

    • @dannygriffin7983
      @dannygriffin7983 Před 4 lety

      @@JacobDesselles L for the album

    • @shakeupchristmas
      @shakeupchristmas Před 4 lety +15

      Honestly i hate the cover art, I've love the 10day,AR and CB cover arts and i was hoping he would do something similar and then this crappy cover was released. I should've know then i was gonna be disappointed.

    • @Wongleezhen
      @Wongleezhen Před 4 lety

      It shows theres diamonds in tha rough. If u like the track play it if u dont keep looking

    • @JacobDesselles
      @JacobDesselles Před 4 lety

      @@shakeupchristmas i never heard anybody say that they like the cover art; it's the laziest shit I've ever seen. Even worse than when Drake wrote for one of his albums with MS Paint

  • @ProdArbitrary
    @ProdArbitrary Před rokem +23

    This is the album you’d see in the clearance section of Walmart

  • @sleepzy3816
    @sleepzy3816 Před měsícem +12

    He finally got divorced! Now we can get some good music!

  • @Lukasnextdoor
    @Lukasnextdoor Před 4 lety +624

    - Fails as a collective project
    - No Justin Bieber
    - 3 year gap
    - No Gambino

  • @alejandromarmolejo13
    @alejandromarmolejo13 Před 4 lety +662

    Chance The Rapper:
    Anthony: imma destroy this man’s whole marriage

  • @chriskrahn
    @chriskrahn Před měsícem +15

    This album aged like milk

  • @dprizzeh
    @dprizzeh Před 3 lety +57

    “I love my wife like I am Chance”