Tones and I - Welcome to the Madhouse ALBUM REVIEW

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  • Listen: • TONES AND I - WELCOME ...
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    FAV TRACKS: N/A
    LEAST FAV TRACK: WELCOME TO THE MADHOUSE
    TONES AND I - WELCOME TO THE MADHOUSE / 2021 / ELEKTRA / DANCE POP
    0/10
    Y'all know this is just my opinion, right?
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  • @holic9786
    @holic9786 Před 2 lety +11208

    You only disliked this album because it’s awful. Really shows your bias.

    • @gratat14yearsago50
      @gratat14yearsago50 Před 2 lety +743

      OMG I THOUGHT YOU WERE ME FOR A SECOND I WAS SO CONFUSED LMAO

    • @drugdealer6
      @drugdealer6 Před 2 lety +140

      @@gratat14yearsago50 bruh 😭

    • @dougxvale
      @dougxvale Před 2 lety +33

      I dislike some albums as well because it's not only the production it's also my strong dislike towards the artist.
      Examples would be:
      Total Xanarchy 0/10
      The Chainsmokers - Memories... Do Not Open 0/10
      Angelic 2 The Core 0/10
      Nacho - La Criatura 0/10

    • @JaMorantBiggerArm
      @JaMorantBiggerArm Před 2 lety +146

      @@dougxvale Angelic 2 The Core is a 10/10 no arguments needed

    • @MiscellaneousBLKGirl
      @MiscellaneousBLKGirl Před 2 lety

      🏆

  • @fabianmedina7556
    @fabianmedina7556 Před 2 lety +10077

    The face of the King Crimson says it all.

    • @soaribb32
      @soaribb32 Před 2 lety +49

      True

    • @gavatundejr4986
      @gavatundejr4986 Před 2 lety +91

      You silly fool, thats Magical mystery tour in the back

    • @spoonmeanie5644
      @spoonmeanie5644 Před 2 lety +371

      That's The 21st Century Schizoid Man you silly

    • @danielpries7758
      @danielpries7758 Před 2 lety +8

      It’s his eyes at the end for me

    • @phantom-pr6op
      @phantom-pr6op Před 2 lety +45

      Nonagon with King Crimson is a mood and Anthony is most definetely feeling it.

  • @thebonapettit9828
    @thebonapettit9828 Před 2 lety +5554

    Dance monkey is the biggest L the aussies have gotten since the war they lost to birds

    • @thisbubblygoodness7611
      @thisbubblygoodness7611 Před 2 lety +629

      to be fair those emus were tough as fuck

    • @polt1664
      @polt1664 Před 2 lety +469

      how tf did dance monkey even blow up as much as it did? its unironically one of the worst songs ive ever heard

    • @pillowhead5689
      @pillowhead5689 Před 2 lety +207

      @@polt1664 it catchy in the worst possible way

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 Před 2 lety +4

      You talkin about dodos?

    • @TheRadPlayer
      @TheRadPlayer Před 2 lety +315

      @@pillowhead5689 It's chorus is a monster hook. But it's the kind of hook you get from an abusive spouse.

  • @emomu
    @emomu Před 2 lety +3319

    In Australia, everything is upside down, so if you turn the 0 upsides down, it's still a 0.

    • @benro6564
      @benro6564 Před 2 lety +42

      underrated comment lmfao

    • @JezzaSezza
      @JezzaSezza Před 2 lety +23

      This probably would have been the top comment if you commented the day this review came out

    • @c-dawg69
      @c-dawg69 Před 2 lety +92

      And MBDTF is a 9

    • @emomu
      @emomu Před 2 lety +1

      @@c-dawg69 lmao

    • @emomu
      @emomu Před 2 lety +1

      @@JezzaSezza yeah :/

  • @scrunchycrumbundles8013
    @scrunchycrumbundles8013 Před 2 lety +4614

    “Imagine dragons producing a beat for a spirit Halloween commercial.” You’re cold blooded Fantano, and I’m here for it.

    • @TheGreatYukon
      @TheGreatYukon Před 2 lety +73

      Yeah that stopped me in my tracks when I heard it. Just had to sit back and go "Jesus Christ Anthony, dropping the damn elbow on her."

    • @jeremysmith4620
      @jeremysmith4620 Před 2 lety +45

      Melon has to be careful saying things like "sucking on a binky" and "sounding like a pharmaceutical commercial." I'm quite frankly surprised he's not already wanted for murder after everything he has said in this review.
      "Just a zero."
      Goddamn Anthony, tell us how you really feel. There wasn't even anything left of this album to bury after he got done with the review.

    • @BlueBoboDoo100
      @BlueBoboDoo100 Před 2 lety +52

      "Cyndi Lauper trying to hum falsetto through a kazoo" was my favorite

    • @jeremysmith4620
      @jeremysmith4620 Před 2 lety +1

      @@BlueBoboDoo100 I see your kazoo colors shining through..
      So don't be afraid to give it a blow,
      Your kazoo colors...
      Hmm hmm hmm, hm hmmmm hm
      Hmm hm hmmmm hm.

    • @daleheyer
      @daleheyer Před 2 lety +7

      such great burn.

  • @ahhhhh4658
    @ahhhhh4658 Před 9 měsíci +1381

    If this was called “Welcome to the m.A.A.d House” you would have given it a 10

    • @CountryHistory193
      @CountryHistory193 Před 8 měsíci +122

      I know this joke is kinda overused, but this one was quite decent.

    • @ahhhhh4658
      @ahhhhh4658 Před 8 měsíci +29

      @@CountryHistory193 thanks buddy :)

    • @demi172
      @demi172 Před 7 měsíci +17

      more accurately a 9

    • @ludvigholst4767
      @ludvigholst4767 Před 7 měsíci +48

      good tones, m.A.A.d house

    • @piXel6932yt
      @piXel6932yt Před 6 měsíci +5

      Nothing Can Save This Album!

  • @colleen6341
    @colleen6341 Před 2 lety +5039

    i have to listen to her songs all fucking day at work it’s turning me into the joker

    • @man4437
      @man4437 Před 2 lety +349

      That "how to create the Joker" meme but it ends on
      "2021: have someone work at H&M"

    • @sundragonn
      @sundragonn Před 2 lety +180

      im so glad i stopped working retail before dance monkey blew up. truly a blessing

    • @paulaandrea1015
      @paulaandrea1015 Před 2 lety +6

      😂😂😂

    • @colleen6341
      @colleen6341 Před 2 lety +18

      @TONES AND I IS THE QUEEN OF POP, NOT MADONNA ok well she can be the marie antoinette of pop then.....

    • @l.f.simutis7231
      @l.f.simutis7231 Před 2 lety +17

      Stay strong friend.

  • @oieusouobixo
    @oieusouobixo Před 2 lety +974

    Jesus fuck, not even actual Imagine Dragons got him this mad...

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming Před 2 lety +128

      Dans voice is at least tolerable and isn’t that bad of a singer.

    • @Jack75188
      @Jack75188 Před 2 lety +88

      @@fuziontonygaming at least Demons and Radioactive are legit bangers. Dance Monkey make me wanted to stab a baby.

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 Před 2 lety +50

      Imagine Dragons is Pink Floyd compared to this whining chipmunk singing.

    • @lucymorrison5184
      @lucymorrison5184 Před 2 lety +14

      I honestly enjoyed their first record and Origins, this is just painful

  • @aw11348
    @aw11348 Před 2 lety +2918

    This is possibly Anthony's most consistently disrespectful review ever. So many brutal one-liners

    • @synthesiageek4667
      @synthesiageek4667 Před 2 lety +141

      Red flannel red flannel

    • @vinnied5866
      @vinnied5866 Před 2 lety +312

      His sheer confusion and disgust over her singing about being lonely and then singing about being mean and antisocial is just
      *chef’s kiss*

    • @Windows98.
      @Windows98. Před 2 lety +79

      It’s definitely gonna be something I go back to, reminds me of Miley Cyrus and her Dead Pets

    • @mrkd2k10
      @mrkd2k10 Před 2 lety +73

      Nah it will still take something to beat his Eminem Revival review

    • @mthokozisindlovu4566
      @mthokozisindlovu4566 Před 2 lety +24

      His Lil xan review will always have that title

  • @_PuppetMaster86
    @_PuppetMaster86 Před 2 lety +3546

    The 21st Century Schizoid Man in the background is horrified by this Tones and I album.

  • @Betta66
    @Betta66 Před 2 lety +1074

    On the shelf behind him:
    - King Crimson screaming in terror at the garbage Fantano had to review
    - King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard with an infinitely better Australian album than the one Fantano had to review

    • @very025
      @very025 Před 2 lety +28

      Nice pun

    • @Betta66
      @Betta66 Před 2 lety +28

      @@very025 OMG I swear that wasn't intentional

    • @HOWZERGOD
      @HOWZERGOD Před 2 lety +6

      THE RHYMESSSSS

    • @samt3412
      @samt3412 Před 2 lety +30

      Why did Fantano subject absolutely banger albums to being in this video

    • @andrei11dr
      @andrei11dr Před 2 lety +25

      Maybe it's a code ,trying to describe a never ending suffering the album caused.

  • @DomoFudge
    @DomoFudge Před 2 lety +829

    Vocals that scream “I was a soprano in theatre class and nobody ever told me ‘no’”

    • @fuziontonygaming
      @fuziontonygaming Před 2 lety +16

      Toni sounds like a Karen then especially bragging about her success just based on Luck.

    • @nangsanbhalangblah333
      @nangsanbhalangblah333 Před 2 lety +13

      I'm not music nerdy enough but I feel like this is a burn.😶😭

    • @marcelosaletti1183
      @marcelosaletti1183 Před 2 lety +55

      @@nangsanbhalangblah333 sopranos carrie the stereotype about being obnoxious bc their vocal type allow them to sing higher than everyone more easily and louder, which make them the soloists in many many cases.

    • @hamflavoredlipbalm6077
      @hamflavoredlipbalm6077 Před 2 lety +7

      bastard lovechild of melanie martinez, ray davies, and sting

  • @breadwinnerstyle8347
    @breadwinnerstyle8347 Před 2 lety +1778

    not even gonna lie, i clicked on this jokingly saying he was gonna give it a 0

  • @longtou6781
    @longtou6781 Před 2 lety +1207

    Anthony really giving the people who make the “all fantano 0s/10s” videos a wild month

  • @NathanielKorb
    @NathanielKorb Před 2 lety +2958

    The worst part about her singing is that she sounds like she probably could sing well but just refuses to.

    • @sirum3n262
      @sirum3n262 Před 2 lety +292

      I mean she’s shown on earlier tracks like Johnny Run Away that she can actually sing well without the screechy high voice. If there’s one song I can tolerate from Tones and I, it’s that one.

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust Před 2 lety +5

      no she can't

    • @roddorfj
      @roddorfj Před 2 lety +232

      The singing voice is so fake sounding, especially when you hear her speaking voice.

    • @IsiahTomas
      @IsiahTomas Před 2 lety +16

      So, basically Lorde 2.ass

    • @larissabrglum3856
      @larissabrglum3856 Před 2 lety +155

      It's a major pet peeve of mine when singers put affectations on their voices. I've noticed it's usually young female singers, hence the term "indie girl voice." Why do they do it? Do they think it'll make them sound distinctive?

  • @bradman194
    @bradman194 Před 2 lety +911

    "It sounds like Cyndi Lauper trying to hum falsetto notes through a kazoo." Good God, Fantano you murdered this woman.

  • @NigelGrab
    @NigelGrab Před 2 lety +4735

    As an Australian, Tones and I is our absolute worst export of all time. Dance Monkey is a war crime to music.

    • @thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690
      @thebeingdestroyerofworlds8690 Před 2 lety +306

      Australia has some of my favorite artists, Tame impala is one of the best pop artist in current years, king gizzard has very interesting stuff, empire of the sun make cool edm
      But ye, fuck tones and I

    • @cw175
      @cw175 Před 2 lety +103

      Problem is , dance monkey is annoyingly catchy- this album has no such songs

    • @starropenisthe4th786
      @starropenisthe4th786 Před 2 lety +21

      I guess maybe it’s what y’all get for having the pop excellence of the Minogue sisters? I’m so embarrassed for Australia

    • @browngirlinaclownworld2077
      @browngirlinaclownworld2077 Před 2 lety +103

      Y'all are close to wearing out the good will that AC/DC and Nick Cave bought you.

    • @SAVANTI711
      @SAVANTI711 Před 2 lety +8

      Here Here mate. Why the fuck did we back her.

  • @LC-sz1zl
    @LC-sz1zl Před 2 lety +1538

    ANOTHER HISTORICAL EVENT IN THE SAME MONTH FANTANO RELAX

    • @JaMorantBiggerArm
      @JaMorantBiggerArm Před 2 lety +143

      10 AND a 10 without the 1

    • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
      @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. Před 2 lety +55

      It's just beginning my guy. Kanye coming soon, hopefully. Maybe a Cal appearance too???

    • @layicorn
      @layicorn Před 2 lety +12

      @@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. Shit I'm hyped for that Yeezy album, hope it's better than JIK

    • @JaMorantBiggerArm
      @JaMorantBiggerArm Před 2 lety +3

      @@layicorn Heard the album is like a 3 part album with each having Donda West talking so thats cool

    • @siccfucc6615
      @siccfucc6615 Před 2 lety +5

      @@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. hype for cal ngl

  • @WeepingAndGnashingOfTeeth
    @WeepingAndGnashingOfTeeth Před 2 lety +469

    The squeaky kick pedal was put there on purpose, its hinting that Tony will be moving in an industrial noise direction

    • @52BLUE
      @52BLUE Před 2 lety +5

      🤣

    • @jonathonhollis7080
      @jonathonhollis7080 Před 2 lety +31

      Tones & I ft. Have A Nice Life confirmed

    • @KINOSWAGMONEY
      @KINOSWAGMONEY Před 2 lety +48

      Welcome to the Money Store

    • @mrsuns10
      @mrsuns10 Před 2 lety +18

      Nine Inch Tony

    • @nocapskenzo
      @nocapskenzo Před 2 lety +5

      It’s actually an unironic tribute to Bonham’s kick pedal in Since I’ve Been Loving You

  • @footwinner1
    @footwinner1 Před 2 lety +830

    I live in Taiwan where Dance Monkey was really popular and I think a lot of success for artists like Tones and I relies on listeners from foreign countries having basic to mid level understandings of English. Hugely successful pop in the US is often underwhelming, but does hit a certain standard. Out here it’s the wild west of what barely listenable song will be imported over. The line mentioned here about “does anyone else feel like this?” is a perfect example where the vague and basic nature of the line benefits its success in a place where it’s harder for listeners to understand metaphorical speech.
    I heard Dance Monkey probably ten times at the gym here before learning what it was called or who it was by, which happened due to Anthony over here.

    • @very025
      @very025 Před 2 lety +35

      Dance monkey was also huge in Italy and France

    • @madisonkung8390
      @madisonkung8390 Před 2 lety +63

      Hi fellow Taiwanese, also I think you're partially correct in that statement because it charted extremely high in a lot of other non-Anglophone countries which don't have a high percentage of English speakers. I also think it's partially due to a lot of music producers promoting it in excess in an attempt to appeal to your people, which can make almost any song popular (e.g. a lot of songs off Sour got big off this)

    • @footwinner1
      @footwinner1 Před 2 lety +16

      @@madisonkung8390 Definitely. Do you know how these producers go about doing this in Taiwan? I've been curious since radio isn't a thing anymore. Most people I know here listen to music on youtube and spotify but I'm unsure if labels are able to target certain areas through these.

    • @wintermute8315
      @wintermute8315 Před 2 lety +50

      To be fair, Tones' voice sounds like an Asian mum yelling at you from the next room.

    • @StrawberryDonutKing
      @StrawberryDonutKing Před 2 lety +5

      Yeah there's really something about these kinds of pop songs that just stick with countries that don't have English as their first language
      t. guy in netherlands

  • @SwaggerSonic
    @SwaggerSonic Před 2 lety +1533

    A 10, a Not Good, and now a 0 all in the same month. The Melon’s keeping us on our toes

  • @dysperdotted
    @dysperdotted Před 2 lety +668

    fantano fans rushing to make an “every 0 fantano gave” video.

  • @WitchVulgar
    @WitchVulgar Před 2 lety +262

    A Light 0 is the lowest numerical score you can get. Congratulations, Tones and I

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost Před 2 lety +14

      👀 Negative numbers 👀

    • @waycnf7229
      @waycnf7229 Před 2 lety +32

      Can't wait to see a Strong -1 in the future. Would be cool.

  • @masterofdisguise9564
    @masterofdisguise9564 Před 2 lety +168

    He put “Welcome to the Madhouse” in the least favorite tracks, and I wonder if he meant the opener or if he just hates this album so much that his least favorite track is the very concept of its existence.

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost Před 2 lety +34

      This album is so bad that he didn't even put a favorite track

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 Před rokem +11

      The title track is fucking unbearable.

  • @ZeuzMakesMusic
    @ZeuzMakesMusic Před 2 lety +8168

    Imagine if he was never introduced to her on a lets argue episode

    • @Gothstana
      @Gothstana Před 2 lety +862

      Us Australians have to suffer so now all of you do too.

    • @JaMorantBiggerArm
      @JaMorantBiggerArm Před 2 lety +343

      @@Gothstana But you guys have Tkay Maidza and Genesis Owusu and also KGLW so that's cool

    • @noelc8927
      @noelc8927 Před 2 lety +183

      And Kangaroo Jack

    • @DeadSeraphin
      @DeadSeraphin Před 2 lety +91

      And Kirin J Callinan

    • @wilmerweber273
      @wilmerweber273 Před 2 lety +26

      @@Gothstana Bro you live a country that is a lot safer than other countries, be thankful where you live. You’re lucky to have a great healthy life so stop acting like you ain’t safe or healthy at all. Cos u clearly have internet since you typing in the comments. A lot of people are suffering in this world and u just want to complain about something small? Move on with your life.

  • @RCT3ClubPenguin
    @RCT3ClubPenguin Před 2 lety +3812

    i fucking love how pretty much everyone agrees with anthony in this one

    • @very025
      @very025 Před 2 lety +229

      I saw a couple of Tones and I fans here. Arguing with them is funnier than arguing with Tom McDonald fans

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 Před 2 lety +17

      I don't. I thought this album was alright.

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust Před 2 lety +26

      the dislikes are the marketing team and t*n*s *nd *'s fans

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 Před 2 lety +81

      @@very025 for there only being about 7 they’re surprisingly rabid

    • @rabielamrabet1533
      @rabielamrabet1533 Před 2 lety +31

      Because pretty much no one heard the record and just judged from the dance monkey which they hate since it was a popular hit ( mainly ), so yeah T&I is like the new cool to hate on artist.. that's being said, the album is basically a high pitched compilation of Sia's worst and blandest tracks that couldn't make it into the final cut of her last albums.

  • @steviegreenthumb4720
    @steviegreenthumb4720 Před 2 lety +366

    Ive never felt the need to speak for my entire country before, but I actually have to here.
    Australia is deeply sorry for exporting Tones and I to the rest of the world. She should still be busking on a sidewalk on the gold coast. I can't describe how much we regret this mix up.

    • @very025
      @very025 Před 2 lety +26

      I mean you gave us King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

    • @overbeb
      @overbeb Před 2 lety +8

      I expect Parliamentary investigations into Triple J immediately. You really messed up with this one.

    • @ajgerbi
      @ajgerbi Před rokem

      I don’t forgive, expect a nuke soon.

  • @VerdanaVideos
    @VerdanaVideos Před 2 lety +874

    We went from a 10 to a 0 in one week. Melon man is becoming increasingly radicalized.

    • @bim2013
      @bim2013 Před 2 lety +19

      Back to tha rootz

    • @briant8871
      @briant8871 Před 2 lety +5

      @Splatoon 2 Hundred Sinner Get Ready

    • @artemiykopych
      @artemiykopych Před 3 měsíci

      holy shit its the font guy

    • @VerdanaVideos
      @VerdanaVideos Před 3 měsíci

      @@artemiykopych holy shit it’s the incredibox guy

  • @alexpentland5462
    @alexpentland5462 Před 2 lety +3946

    I’m just gonna give you the heads up Anthony, the Australians are gonna love you forever after this review

    • @RecklessInternetting
      @RecklessInternetting Před 2 lety +232

      Anyone with functional ears*

    • @_..Justin-Case.._
      @_..Justin-Case.._ Před 2 lety +94

      We don’t forgive him for his Avalanches review tho.

    • @ollie7247
      @ollie7247 Před 2 lety +96

      Everyone in this country strongly dislikes tones and I, a black stain on our music scene

    • @RecklessInternetting
      @RecklessInternetting Před 2 lety +31

      @@ollie7247 that's not true. There are entire comments sections filled with children and fuckwits who absolutely love her.

    • @barnieboi69
      @barnieboi69 Před 2 lety +52

      She sounds like she’s got a long string of shower drain hair down her throat. And as an Aussie I will forever love melon

  • @lukas4112
    @lukas4112 Před 2 lety +440

    "I was hoping she would improve on her *proceeds to list every single aspect of music and songwriting*"

    • @OsKarMike1306
      @OsKarMike1306 Před 2 lety +56

      List of things Tones And I should improve for future releases:
      -Literally everything
      -Get someone else to sing

  • @trashhuman3977
    @trashhuman3977 Před 2 lety +228

    "At least a group of theater kids could pull together a decent production of Rocky Horror, this isn't even Rocky Perturbed"
    *Holy shit you fucking killed her dude*

  • @wesleylarks838
    @wesleylarks838 Před 2 lety +488

    I feel bad for King Crimson in the background. He never asked for this

  • @BradTasteInMusicOfficial
    @BradTasteInMusicOfficial Před 2 lety +6094

    I saw the thumbnail and the album cover and was like “this is probably a 0”

    • @JadenVEpic
      @JadenVEpic Před 2 lety +26

      Hey Brad, fancy meeting you here

    • @mill3370
      @mill3370 Před 2 lety +2

      Me too

    • @trevbev45
      @trevbev45 Před 2 lety +3

      Well you were right. The album was a zero after all.

    • @andreigentes6613
      @andreigentes6613 Před 2 lety +1

      I know you from AOTY 😳

    • @nick1834
      @nick1834 Před 2 lety +1

      I kinda like the album cover

  • @jamiegraystone123
    @jamiegraystone123 Před 2 lety +734

    Wow Melon, I can’t believe you’d give another album a 10 so soon after The Turning Wheel!

    • @countyfacts6920
      @countyfacts6920 Před 2 lety +20

      Even if your number was in binary it would be overselling it.

  • @johnpaulcross424
    @johnpaulcross424 Před 2 lety +294

    Mathematically speaking, this is worse than Angelic to the Core.

    • @luskebus
      @luskebus Před 2 lety +82

      Tbh yeah angelic 2 the core is horrible but kind of enjoyable, this is just shit

    • @RobinHood-cd9mh
      @RobinHood-cd9mh Před 2 lety +48

      Cause angelic to the core is enjoyable in a so bad it's good way

    • @2000Doriyas
      @2000Doriyas Před 2 lety +12

      Angelic is literally The Room if it were an album, Madhouse is like a dumpster fire on wheels with a brick on the pedal heading towards an oil rig on the coast, can’t end quickly enough

    • @Theweirdoizhere
      @Theweirdoizhere Před 2 lety +2

      @@2000Doriyas LMFAO

    • @geramed2593
      @geramed2593 Před 2 lety +3

      angelic to the core was destinated to be bad but in a good purpose but the tones and i album was bad even without trying it

  • @tommymckai
    @tommymckai Před 2 lety +561

    This piece from Sputnik Music sums it up perfectly:
    “Welcome to the Madhouse is truly the worst. It’s hard to even make jokes about because it’s so bad that I just want to call my mom and tell her I love her. It’s destroyed the eternal optimist in me. This is everything I hate about music rolled up into one hackneyed, pandering, faux-defiant, poorly produced, gratingly sung, lyrically immature sack of incontrovertible dog shit.”

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux Před rokem +47

      In other words, red headphones.

    • @Daedalus4
      @Daedalus4 Před rokem +10

      Her soul has been ruthlessly taken

    • @sirpsychosussy
      @sirpsychosussy Před rokem +6

      ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba

    • @sqyx93
      @sqyx93 Před 9 měsíci +1

      💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @kiethveseyofficial
      @kiethveseyofficial Před 8 měsíci

      @@sirpsychosussyPLAY THAT SHIT!!

  • @TheRealDomantasSabonis
    @TheRealDomantasSabonis Před 2 lety +2011

    Anthony probably hates that one person on let’s argue who introduced him to Tones and I

    • @default0467
      @default0467 Před 2 lety +69

      Saboner

    • @SpicyMapping
      @SpicyMapping Před 2 lety +53

      holy shit it’s domantas sabonis

    • @killerbug05
      @killerbug05 Před 2 lety +2

      E

    • @RecklessInternetting
      @RecklessInternetting Před 2 lety +71

      To be fair, I would too.
      Except I live in Australia and she's fucking everywhere. Please send help.

    • @Rodrigombia1990
      @Rodrigombia1990 Před 2 lety +14

      @@RecklessInternetting You already have them, they're called spiders.

  • @Profit974
    @Profit974 Před 2 lety +212

    A 10, 0, and not good in the same month? He really took it personally when dunkey said he’s only gives 7s

  • @jadusdoe8470
    @jadusdoe8470 Před 2 lety +178

    Literally no one is disagreeing here, this album really does suck lmao

    • @moecash8450
      @moecash8450 Před 2 lety +6

      It’s soooooooooo mediocre

    • @lucymorrison5184
      @lucymorrison5184 Před 2 lety +20

      @Moè CaSh mediocre is generous, it’s absolutely horrific

    • @JezzaSezza
      @JezzaSezza Před 2 lety +5

      Imagine even listening to it

    • @CountryHistory193
      @CountryHistory193 Před 2 měsíci

      There's that one person in this comment section that defended this album and yet no one defended that person.

  • @sonicthehedgegod
    @sonicthehedgegod Před 2 lety +134

    she literally sounds like she’s never drank water once in her life. my throat hurts hearing her sing.

  • @nv52895
    @nv52895 Před 2 lety +716

    the cover art looks like a cover for a forgettable goosebumps novel book

    • @barrette.lediard4010
      @barrette.lediard4010 Před 2 lety +14

      Somebody's been slipping RL Stine that good MDMA.

    • @zzcolby27
      @zzcolby27 Před 2 lety +2

      Looks like a poster for a Playhouse Disney show. Like Johnny and the Sprites or whatever it was called.

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 Před 2 lety +8

      Yeah, I agree. The album does look like a Goosebumps cover.

    • @urban9906
      @urban9906 Před 2 lety +3

      Was thinking the same

    • @LukeLikesToDraw
      @LukeLikesToDraw Před 2 lety +2

      It looks like a mix between the Beast from the East and Welcome to Dead House covers.

  • @DaFuqBoom
    @DaFuqBoom Před 2 lety +6462

    The art cover teases us of how bad the songs are going to be.

    • @Thirtle
      @Thirtle Před 2 lety +5

      @@spicyycam896 are you good?

    • @dougxvale
      @dougxvale Před 2 lety +15

      @@Thirtle that's not the real melonhead. I'm not a fan of Tones and I and don't follow her but I'd give a 2/10 for effort and staying relevant.

    • @Thirtle
      @Thirtle Před 2 lety +8

      @@dougxvale I know it's not the real melon don't worry lmao

    • @rigohatesmusic5429
      @rigohatesmusic5429 Před 2 lety +78

      Album covers can really say a lot and can sway people from listening to it. Yeah this is just bad

    • @jamwither9847
      @jamwither9847 Před 2 lety +90

      goosebumps lookin album cover

  • @hiimemily
    @hiimemily Před 2 lety +776

    I've never heard Melon give a review where he has literally nothing good to say. First time for everything, I guess. Congratulations, Tones and I. You managed to make the first non-joke LIGHT 0 in Needle Drop history.

    • @ellarevmira
      @ellarevmira Před 2 lety +62

      your profile pic is really cute, emily

    • @hiimemily
      @hiimemily Před 2 lety +51

      @@ellarevmira why thank you

    • @computer-love
      @computer-love Před 2 lety +39

      @@hiimemily hi you're emily

    • @patriciofernandez2711
      @patriciofernandez2711 Před 2 lety +1

      @@computer-love Are you Russian or did you get your username from Crime and Punishment?

    • @hc3314
      @hc3314 Před 2 lety +3

      @@patriciofernandez2711 they probably named emily

  • @BigOwl51
    @BigOwl51 Před rokem +123

    The biggest travesty about Tones And I is that she wasn’t a one hit wonder

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 Před 8 měsíci

      Has she had any hits besides dance monkey?

    • @BigOwl51
      @BigOwl51 Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@firstnamelastname7244not in America but in the rest of the world her songs “never seen the rain”, “fly away” and a few others were all big hits.

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 Před 7 měsíci +6

      @@BigOwl51 I'm sorry.

  • @heyitskaden
    @heyitskaden Před 2 lety +752

    This is truly a unique album. Most horrible albums are just incredibly underwhelming or laughably bad, but I don’t think I’ve ever heard an album like this that is just genuinely difficult to sit all the way through. Even harsh noise albums are more listenable than this

    • @spoonmeanie5644
      @spoonmeanie5644 Před 2 lety +17

      Angelic 2 The Core is a good contender

    • @persephone8169
      @persephone8169 Před 2 lety +40

      Pulse demon is easier to listen to than anything from tones and I

    • @redemption4442
      @redemption4442 Před 2 lety +31

      Merzbow hits different at 3am

    • @pixiepearl2783
      @pixiepearl2783 Před 2 lety +4

      @@redemption4442 lmao it really does, speaking of good noise music, check out body shame, found him on tik tok and it's some pretty sick electronic noise music

    • @simonsanchezkumrich8489
      @simonsanchezkumrich8489 Před 2 lety

      Hollindagain by animal collective must be better i bet

  • @supernaut3382
    @supernaut3382 Před 2 lety +711

    He's lucky that he doesn't live in Australia, where she is played on radio and on tv to a nauseating extent.

    • @dtanobo
      @dtanobo Před 2 lety +142

      The way triple J plays her music unironically purely because she's famous internationally

    • @ViiPeRzZv
      @ViiPeRzZv Před 2 lety +28

      shits fucked ey

    • @B1akTang1dH4rt
      @B1akTang1dH4rt Před 2 lety +71

      She makes me embarassed to be Australian I swear to god

    • @advictoriams
      @advictoriams Před 2 lety +24

      Hottest 100 and ARIA bait. I miss when Triple J played good music

    • @ejectabsent
      @ejectabsent Před 2 lety +37

      its constant torture at this point, and all the basic young people lapping it up only encourages it

  • @havesomecarrots
    @havesomecarrots Před 2 lety +138

    going to the comments of her videos and seeing so many people praise her singing...like, i don't want her to be inundated with nothing but insults, because that sounds miserable and i don't have anything against her as a person, but like jesus christ how can you defend those vocals? do tones and i fans live in an alternate universe? this is one of the few artists that i genuinely cannot understand the appeal of

    • @NotFine
      @NotFine Před 2 lety +10

      The power of subjectivity I guess

    • @peepsiee
      @peepsiee Před 2 lety +35

      yeah but she’s “qUIrKy” and “nOt LIkE tHE oTHEr sInGeRS”

    • @CylindricalWhistle
      @CylindricalWhistle Před 2 lety +30

      I think a lot of them are not native English speakers and so they aren't as affected by the affected way she pronounces words.

    • @havesomecarrots
      @havesomecarrots Před 2 lety +4

      @@CylindricalWhistle yeah, that could definitely explain part of it

    • @vincentlo7678
      @vincentlo7678 Před 2 lety +4

      It works well with children I guess, my nephew loves Dance Monkey

  • @mccartney7762
    @mccartney7762 Před 2 lety +255

    jesus i don't think he's ever torn apart an album quite like this. absolutely brutal

    • @thecommentssectionwithbret625
      @thecommentssectionwithbret625 Před 2 lety

      *Thank you for watching, endeavor,* *write to the expert and* *broker as soon for more enlightenment* *and tips What>app....*
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    • @Marie-qv6on
      @Marie-qv6on Před 2 lety +3

      @@thecommentssectionwithbret625 stop you’re weird

    • @prammetacon3010
      @prammetacon3010 Před 2 lety +1

      @@thecommentssectionwithbret625 wtf it's the real fantano?? I will trust this man

    • @marisaj6577
      @marisaj6577 Před 2 lety +1

      jaw dropped 4 times in 8 min shit was wiild

  • @cadoo_7654
    @cadoo_7654 Před 2 lety +182

    "sounds like cyndy lauper singing falsettos through a kazoo"
    holy shit bro, I didnt even listen to it, but I am definitely curious.

    • @jeremyusreevu237
      @jeremyusreevu237 Před 2 lety

      You should. It's actually pretty good. Won't Sleep and Fly Away are especially good.

    • @crustpunkjesuschrist
      @crustpunkjesuschrist Před 2 lety +29

      Don’t bother. I like imperfect voices, as a fan of groups like the Front Bottoms and Bob Dylan, but her voice is so recognizably awful yet hollow and impression-less.

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 Před 2 lety +12

      @@jeremyusreevu237 Yikes, Fly Away sounds like the type of song some "quirky" high school girl would listen to while telling people she listens to foreign music (because Tones is from Australia). Pretty concerning that you consider the album itself pretty good, ngl

    • @Richo_Vee
      @Richo_Vee Před 2 lety +1

      Fly Away sounds like something I hear while shopping at fucking Kmart. Yes, I mean Kmart in Australia.
      *Fucking bless me.*

  • @chrisconway4764
    @chrisconway4764 Před 2 lety +435

    “Welcome to the Madhouse” is what I feel like when I open your comment section every video

  • @davispoole2005
    @davispoole2005 Před 2 lety +323

    “46% liked this album”
    *Damn it’s nearly impossible to get below an 80%*

    • @very025
      @very025 Před 2 lety +13

      Isn’t that even lower than A2TC
      Edit: I just once accidentally read 53% it’s 13%

    • @shiningnightmare5616
      @shiningnightmare5616 Před 2 lety +7

      Masseduction by St. Vincent got around 49%
      St. Vincent = Tones and I confirmed

    • @NotFine
      @NotFine Před 2 lety +1

      Its 39 now lol

    • @SK1238723947238947234
      @SK1238723947238947234 Před 2 lety +2

      @@shiningnightmare5616 I still don’t know why masseduction got that tho. Did it get review bombed or something?

    • @shiningnightmare5616
      @shiningnightmare5616 Před 2 lety +4

      @@SK1238723947238947234
      - Masseduction win grammu for best rock performance
      - People angry
      - "This is not rock"
      - Their fave didn't win
      - *Masseduction 49% accident
      Ok actually I don't know the actual reason but She's winning grammy for that might be one of the factor

  • @sewellydewelly8191
    @sewellydewelly8191 Před 2 lety +121

    i live in victoria and a couple of my friends' bands were rehearsing at a local studio we use all the time for gigs, rehearsals and recordings, and, according to them, one day tones & i just rocked up out of nowhere and demanded the owner of the studio kick them all out so she could use the studio all for herself, ive heard the same story from like 8 people who were all there at the time. its not a very well known studio apart from the people who frequent it, and the weirdest part is it primarily used by the local metal and punk bands. (edit: this happened, i believe around late 2019 to early 2020, whenever dance monkey started to get reeeaaally popular / and yes, the studio owner did end up kicking out the other bands for her, it wasn't really his fault tho, he didn't have much of a choice)

  • @talkingtadpole3001
    @talkingtadpole3001 Před 2 lety +786

    Tones and I's creative process: Googling "laptop commercial type beat" every day.

    • @nathanhickman1135
      @nathanhickman1135 Před 2 lety +7

      I saw this comment while listening to it and I have to agree. I have so far been able to invasion laptops flying around in a infinite white void for all of the tracks so far.

    • @TheAngryPheonix
      @TheAngryPheonix Před 2 lety +11

      This is the person who wrote Dance Monkey, listened to it and thought, “This really needs to be an album.The novelty hasnt worn off yet.”

    • @noahz4034
      @noahz4034 Před 2 lety +1

      I love your profile picture!

  • @poopslayr2149
    @poopslayr2149 Před 2 lety +125

    The only reason her voice sounds so nasally is bc shes in Australia so therefore shes singing upside down. Have some consideration Anthony 😤😤😤

  • @KingBlonde
    @KingBlonde Před 2 lety +66

    My friend saw tones and I live and she mainly did "pop" covers of boomer rock radio songs and a few originals. Really shows how herself and her management view her career.

  • @Francisah
    @Francisah Před 2 lety +132

    I've watched this review twice a day since it came out. Truly soothing music to my aching ears after enduring Dance Monkey.

    • @MacoAndrews
      @MacoAndrews Před 2 lety

      I feel sad that the review is based on a song that its not on the album. but that's me.

    • @Francisah
      @Francisah Před 2 lety +9

      @@MacoAndrews The review was based on the fact that it was bad.

    • @MacoAndrews
      @MacoAndrews Před 2 lety

      @@Francisah yeah, sure. Doesn't sound like a revenge for dance monkey at all... See talks in this album about how hard is for her to be hated for doing her stuff without causing harm to anyone and seeing you guys hating on her like that, makes me thing that despite of her music being not good, she has a point.

    • @Francisah
      @Francisah Před 2 lety +7

      @@MacoAndrews Bro, get your ears checked

    • @MacoAndrews
      @MacoAndrews Před 2 lety

      @@Francisah sure...

  • @FeedWillyStyle
    @FeedWillyStyle Před 2 lety +408

    "This thing isn't even 'Rocky Perturbed'." Zero chill, Anthony.

  • @forgiveness999
    @forgiveness999 Před 2 lety +296

    I will never forgive Triple J for allowing her to make it big

    • @danwillreview
      @danwillreview Před 2 lety +30

      I will never forgive Triple J for sticking around as long as it has. It should've folded in the 90's

    • @turkandjaydee
      @turkandjaydee Před 2 lety +15

      I can’t believe we still pay for that trash station to exist

    • @dtanobo
      @dtanobo Před 2 lety +53

      I'll never forgive them for having a whole world of independant music but instead opting to play the same 30 songs on loop every single day. FBI radio is infinitely better.

    • @luxslash
      @luxslash Před 2 lety +15

      They should be pushing artists like Ruel. Instead, the world thinks Tones & I and Iggy Azaelia are the best Australia has to offer...

    • @telstraofficial
      @telstraofficial Před 2 lety +30

      They even did a hack episode saying that everyone hating on her had “tall poppy syndrome” and that it was because she was a successful woman. bruh

  • @VitaminBeez
    @VitaminBeez Před 2 lety +61

    My girlfriend loves Tones and I. She literally WAS a theater kid who did Rocky Horror. Dear god....

    • @2000Doriyas
      @2000Doriyas Před 2 lety +33

      Break it off now king, I know it’s not gonna be easy

    • @Wolfiegreenwood
      @Wolfiegreenwood Před 2 lety +5

      You should leave her.

    • @ThePowercanal
      @ThePowercanal Před 2 lety +10

      Good for her, people can listen whatever the fuck they want

    • @sirpsychosussy
      @sirpsychosussy Před rokem +6

      I admire your character, dude. A lesser man like myself would have got into a relationship-ending argument over such a music taste.

    • @exkouka3248
      @exkouka3248 Před rokem +1

      break it off realtalk

  • @tylermcallister6875
    @tylermcallister6875 Před 2 lety +92

    "Sounds like Imagine Dragons producing a beat for a Spirit Halloween commercial" fuck I wish someone would roast me as good as Melon roasts these records

    • @LukeLikesToDraw
      @LukeLikesToDraw Před 2 lety +5

      Lemme try.
      Tyler McAllister? Sounds like a rejected Kevin McCallister if they were even more bratty.

  • @pedrotauil1654
    @pedrotauil1654 Před 2 lety +837

    I feel like the only thing between this album and a “Worst of the year” nomination is the possibility of a new Corey Feldman album

    • @bebgeggy4966
      @bebgeggy4966 Před 2 lety +169

      this record is worse than angelic 2 the core though. i enjoy angelic a bit because its so hilariously bad and honestly an unintentionally interesting experience. madhouse just pisses me off though. it literally upsets me

    • @jacksonconstantine5740
      @jacksonconstantine5740 Před 2 lety +94

      @@bebgeggy4966 I agree. It’s like comparing The Room and Man of Steel. One’s so bad it’s good, one’s a crime against humanity

    • @NatsumiMovies
      @NatsumiMovies Před 2 lety +29

      @@jacksonconstantine5740 Suicide Squad is worse than Man of Steel

    • @jacksonconstantine5740
      @jacksonconstantine5740 Před 2 lety +2

      @@NatsumiMovies Joel Kinnaman.

    • @juansaavedra145
      @juansaavedra145 Před 2 lety +37

      At this point, Corey Feldman’s music is kind of endearing lol

  • @dr.dolittle4505
    @dr.dolittle4505 Před 2 lety +191

    "At least a group of theater kids could pull together a decent production of Rocky Horror. This thing isn't even Rocky Perturbed."

    • @MrReklaw226
      @MrReklaw226 Před 2 lety +8

      Yes, that is something he said.

    • @heckingbamboozled8097
      @heckingbamboozled8097 Před 2 lety +1

      @@MrReklaw226 Don't you just love how terrible youtube comments are?
      "Hey guys! He said this quote! So funny amiright gimme likes"

    • @hhoopplaa
      @hhoopplaa Před 2 lety +15

      @@heckingbamboozled8097 Oh no, how dare they repeat the quote to stress this line they found funny!
      Nah sorry, I find comments like yours worse.

    • @JaMorantBiggerArm
      @JaMorantBiggerArm Před 2 lety

      @@heckingbamboozled8097 😐

  • @bradyo2
    @bradyo2 Před 2 lety +46

    My girlfriend made the mistake of playing ‘I’m a mess’ on a random Spotify playlist in the car once and I was flabbergasted as to how it was created by a real human being. It randomly came up again yesterday so I decided to CZcams and see if Fantano had reviewed it. I’ve never felt more justified in my life than I did hearing his opinion on that piece of shit.

  • @kindagamer7779
    @kindagamer7779 Před 2 lety +86

    Anthony sounds so dead inside, I can't even imagine the torture he put himself through while listening to this album.

    • @guy15124
      @guy15124 Před 2 lety

      I just think he sounds dead inside all the time this dude is so annoying

  • @nasholston5112
    @nasholston5112 Před 2 lety +527

    I was just so dumbfounded by the success of "Dance Monkey". Literally one of the worst vocals I've ever heard and the song was getting played everywhere. So yeah I'm just gonna take his word fr it. No reason for me to listen to it.

    • @thecinematicmind
      @thecinematicmind Před 2 lety +25

      It’s like a Chipmunk that swan in an acid tank.

    • @Warxoth
      @Warxoth Před 2 lety +8

      @@thecinematicmind it's like if Tarzan's gorilla sister got an unholy urge to sing.

    • @tutin4090
      @tutin4090 Před 2 lety +8

      Anything with an okay-ish bassline merits being fired to the moon on radio it seems

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 Před 2 lety +8

      The hardest challenge is letting my nephew dance and sing along to that horrendous ear torture.

    • @jack101starZ
      @jack101starZ Před 2 lety +9

      2. Billion. Streams.

  • @k-majik
    @k-majik Před 2 lety +482

    I've heard her live at a festival in Australia. Her voice in person left scars across my eardrums.

    • @James-vy5jg
      @James-vy5jg Před 2 lety +11

      Why tf would anyone go to a festival in Australia on their own accord

    • @k-majik
      @k-majik Před 2 lety +132

      King Gizzard was playing later and their live show is great

    • @James-vy5jg
      @James-vy5jg Před 2 lety +26

      @@k-majik fair just the majority of the lineups are shocking here

    • @cd-rom5717
      @cd-rom5717 Před rokem +4

      @@k-majik laneway '20?

    • @Hayych.
      @Hayych. Před 7 měsíci

      If you're talking about her at splendour on the grass. Idk how, but that performance of dance monkey is the most viewed video from her is the most viewed video on triple j's CZcams, sitting at a solid 126mil views

  • @Theeosees
    @Theeosees Před 2 lety +52

    It's really sad that she has tons of fans that think she is genuinely like a next-level vocal prodigy singer

  • @Euan2814
    @Euan2814 Před 2 lety +49

    I have searched dance monkey up on CZcams and all of the comments are talking about how "amazing" her voice is. (Including a video from a vocal coach) I don't get it, I really don't.... what are they hearing that we aren't??

    • @Dylan-Frost
      @Dylan-Frost Před 2 lety +7

      The only explanation is that it was opposite day when they wrote that

    • @kuspo
      @kuspo Před 2 lety +22

      Every one of those musician/vocal coach/music teacher/white guy pretending to have never heard of Metallica before/ reacts channels are pandering to their viewers and never say a bad word about anything because that would lose them their subscribers etc. Most of those channels feed on their followers' desperate need for validation for their shitty taste in music.
      So I wouldn't really count on what some "react" channel has to say about tones and i or whoever else.

    • @Euan2814
      @Euan2814 Před 2 lety +7

      @@kuspo yeah you're right. You know I sometimes forget that the Internet is just the Internet and some people just say things sometimes that they don't believe purely for a reaction/to pander to the general public.

  • @elbreadroh
    @elbreadroh Před 2 lety +555

    This is the lowest recorded score he has ever given on any record (excluding NOT GOODs which are more ambiguous in their ranking and probably fall between 0-3. NOT GOODs are based on if the album had any semblance of creativity or potential). Speeding Bullet got a decent 0.
    The Big Day and Father of All got strong 0s.
    Lil B - I'm Gay had a joke "light 0" which makes this the absolute lowest score he's given.

    • @Harkwit
      @Harkwit Před 2 lety +34

      Isn't a strong zero a worse score than a light zero? Light seems to imply it has some vague potential of being a 1.

    • @pranshusinha55
      @pranshusinha55 Před 2 lety +157

      @@Harkwit think of it like a strong 10 is better than a light 10. A strong 9 is closer rating to 10 than light 9, In the same way a strong 0 is closer to 1 than a light 0.

    • @quetzal7432
      @quetzal7432 Před 2 lety +43

      BTW I believe fantano has since confirmed that while caught up in his ranting he forgot to say SB2H was a strong 0 (to a light 1)

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 Před 2 lety +10

      Good, let it burn in hell

    • @meowtherainbowx4163
      @meowtherainbowx4163 Před 2 lety +24

      @@quetzal7432 It sounds kinda like he’s warmed up to it a bit, especially in his end-of-decade list.

  • @Ivanisasi
    @Ivanisasi Před 2 lety +320

    "Welcome to the Madhouse" she's so craaaazyyyy

    • @Izzyfbr
      @Izzyfbr Před 2 lety +42

      hahahah ikr she’s so wild can’t take her anywhere 🤪

    • @FELCommentary
      @FELCommentary Před 2 lety +19

      Shes just like a potato omgggg 🤪🤪🤪

    • @vriskaserket1120
      @vriskaserket1120 Před 2 lety +20

      Don’t forget about the Damaged tattoo on her forehead

    • @perfectsekai
      @perfectsekai Před 2 lety +16

      she’s sooooo crazzzyyyyyy love her 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

    • @undigesteddonut
      @undigesteddonut Před 2 lety +17

      she's always goofing off 🤪🤪

  • @noahthomson2774
    @noahthomson2774 Před 2 lety +48

    that's nothing, just wait until masked wolf releases his debut album next year.

    • @calvin7978
      @calvin7978 Před 2 lety +3

      i think he’ll get a 4-5/10 tbh

  • @sethrozier6743
    @sethrozier6743 Před 2 lety +662

    cool, so this was the 0 you were talking about on Twitter. well deserved

    • @tylersquanto8938
      @tylersquanto8938 Před 2 lety +11

      Of course it wasn’t gonna be the Pop Smoke album

    • @sethrozier6743
      @sethrozier6743 Před 2 lety +60

      @@tylersquanto8938 Pop Smoke was bad but not 0 bad. Fuck his label

    • @maddexulanowski1184
      @maddexulanowski1184 Před 2 lety +10

      @@sethrozier6743 That album actually had quality songs. You would have to go through the center of the earth to find even anything here

    • @tylersquanto8938
      @tylersquanto8938 Před 2 lety +7

      @@sethrozier6743 Yeah, I listened to some of this album and it’s soul crushing. This is pretty much grocery store music…

    • @sethrozier6743
      @sethrozier6743 Před 2 lety +7

      @Amanda Syifa Budiman he just tweeted the number 0

  • @jakecroce2944
    @jakecroce2944 Před 2 lety +369

    A 10 and a 0 on the same month this is truly history in the making and I’m proud to be apart of it

  • @coffeeshack6160
    @coffeeshack6160 Před rokem +40

    Anthony fantano is the only human being that has listened to this album from start to end

  • @Brabldibrablmann
    @Brabldibrablmann Před 2 lety +48

    It's so satisfying to listen to melon describe in every way possible how annoying and unappealing her voice sounds, when that's all i did to no avail back when dance monkey was assaulting everyones eardrums day in and day out and everybody seemed to not care that it sounded absolutely atrocious

  • @omenp6203
    @omenp6203 Před 2 lety +531

    Ladies and Gents, now we don’t need to watch his best/worst albums lists at the end of the year

    • @jirehjirehjirehjireh
      @jirehjirehjirehjireh Před 2 lety +69

      Both #1 spots are spoiled

    • @MelMelodyWerner
      @MelMelodyWerner Před 2 lety +34

      The Big Day didn't get #1 worst in 2019 despite being a 0/10 too, so nice try, but NOT GOOD's can be anything from a 0 to maybe a 3 going by the year end lists.

    • @internetrandodotcom
      @internetrandodotcom Před 2 lety +51

      @@MelMelodyWerner that’s true, but judging by how hard this album got shat on, it’s reasonable to expect this to be the #1 worst album on fantano’s list. like, it got lower than a light 0

    • @dancerarinz556
      @dancerarinz556 Před 2 lety +7

      We do have 5 months left... Anything can happen. I mean, there were 2 10's in 2018.

    • @vindicator.
      @vindicator. Před 2 lety +22

      @@dancerarinz556 like Corey feldman can bless us with a new disasterpiece album

  • @Rawbertoh
    @Rawbertoh Před 2 lety +278

    yeezy rubbing his hands in anticipation as fantano's bar is set so low only a week before his new album

    • @sameenshakya5188
      @sameenshakya5188 Před 2 lety +2

      😂😂😂

    • @ayubali2431
      @ayubali2431 Před 2 lety +8

      watch him give it a decent 6 now

    • @tylersquanto8938
      @tylersquanto8938 Před 2 lety +8

      @@ayubali2431 it better not have anything sounding like that nah nah song he dropped earlier. That was his worst song ever Jesus Christ

    • @getwobbledobbledoodleded8460
      @getwobbledobbledoodleded8460 Před 2 lety +6

      @@tylersquanto8938 honestly I don't think you have to worry about that. I've heard good things from people that have been lucky enough to hear it.

    • @JaMorantBiggerArm
      @JaMorantBiggerArm Před 2 lety +1

      @@getwobbledobbledoodleded8460 I heard he's performing on rolling loud too so that's exciting

  • @MathyouPage
    @MathyouPage Před 2 lety +34

    It still pisses me off that her track "Dance Monkey" was number 1 in Australia for 24 freaking weeks!
    She won't be known in a few years time and will go down as a one hit wonder.

    • @turboshazed7370
      @turboshazed7370 Před rokem

      Dead serious Tones and I is making improvement.

    • @lucidkangaroo8973
      @lucidkangaroo8973 Před 4 měsíci

      @@turboshazed7370I somehow agree. She seems to be distancing herself as much from her first record as possible. But the album still gonna be below average

  • @samueljackson8232
    @samueljackson8232 Před 2 lety +68

    I actually missed the song "Dance Monkey." never heard it, not once.

  • @joshgibbons-eyre8697
    @joshgibbons-eyre8697 Před 2 lety +546

    I've been saying for years how fuck-awful Tones and I is. I feel so validated thanks Anthony

    • @markkennell8215
      @markkennell8215 Před 2 lety +27

      Ahh I can see you’re Australian too thanks to your profile picture. Apologize on their behalf😤

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust Před 2 lety +6

      it needs no validation, it's objectively bad

    • @MCLemonyfresh
      @MCLemonyfresh Před 2 lety +56

      I’m so baffled at how “Dance Monkey” became so famous. Who the fuck heard that song and thought “oy this right here is a banger”? Apparently a lot of people since it was so popular. Boggles the mind.

    • @josephwoo69
      @josephwoo69 Před 2 lety +27

      The way she sings is just so fucking annoying. It’s like she’s intentionally trying to pronounce things as annoyingly as possible

    • @johnpaulcross424
      @johnpaulcross424 Před 2 lety +20

      @@MCLemonyfresh 2 billion Spotify streams and counting, I cannot fathom why

  • @mugsyarulpaatham1662
    @mugsyarulpaatham1662 Před 2 lety +86

    Getting a 0 is equally prestigious to getting a 10

    • @Windows98.
      @Windows98. Před 2 lety +6

      Technically rarer! Only 4 of these to 7 10’s (most people forget about Goblins Strong Strong Beefy Huge Gigantic In Your Face 10)

    • @mugsyarulpaatham1662
      @mugsyarulpaatham1662 Před 2 lety +6

      @@Windows98. yah. Everybody forgets about goblin

    • @santoriomaker69
      @santoriomaker69 Před 2 lety +2

      @@Windows98. SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG

    • @mps83
      @mps83 Před 2 lety +2

      Tones? Is that you?

  • @krats8212
    @krats8212 Před 2 lety +42

    I hope dance monkey gets the hate it deserves now

    • @wokski2587
      @wokski2587 Před 2 lety +2

      Peter jah ⁉️⁉️⁉️

    • @HOWZERGOD
      @HOWZERGOD Před 2 lety +1

      Peter Jah❗❓❗❓❗❓

  • @why3994
    @why3994 Před 2 lety +30

    I love how the king crimson cover is just absolutely terrified of this album

  • @Vendice
    @Vendice Před 2 lety +621

    Since shes from Australia, maybe you should play the whole album backwards and who knows? It might sound better

    • @masonkohler8657
      @masonkohler8657 Před 2 lety +27

      I tried hanging my phone upside down by the charging cable and it actually helped a lot.

    • @redactedname247
      @redactedname247 Před 2 lety +68

      If you listen to it while upside down eventually all the blood will rush to your head and you will die. And you will be thankful as you won't have to finish listening to the album.

    • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
      @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. Před 2 lety +35

      If you play it backwards, it sounds like DAMN. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @JaMorantBiggerArm
      @JaMorantBiggerArm Před 2 lety +9

      @@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 7/10 comments

    • @daniel6678
      @daniel6678 Před 2 lety +1

      i mean that certainly couldn’t make it worse

  • @CrayonWarrior
    @CrayonWarrior Před 2 lety +255

    She's such a massive artist in Australia and I've never understood or cared for her at all. Her voice just annoys me so much so I'm kinda glad I'm not the only one picking up on it

    • @throwawayaccount4008
      @throwawayaccount4008 Před 2 lety +10

      Same here. I'm so glad that someone is finally paying attention to how shitty Fly Away is, since that's the Tones and I song that's getting played the most at the moment.

  • @AntiVectorTV
    @AntiVectorTV Před 2 lety +36

    "Having more good days with Galirex,
    Askin' my doctor about the side effects."
    Anthony spittin more bars without even trying than the whole damn album.

  • @macnsteez3938
    @macnsteez3938 Před 2 lety +29

    "Cyndi Lauper humming falsetto notes through a kazoo" couldn't be a more perfect summary of her music 😂 bravo melon

  • @eliasjansons6273
    @eliasjansons6273 Před 2 lety +144

    Is this the technically lowest score possible? That's actually quite an achievement

    • @masterofdisguise9564
      @masterofdisguise9564 Před 2 lety +68

      Especially for a debut album. Takes a lot of effort to get a score that bad, clearly she has a lot of talent if she can get it on her first try.

    • @angel_of_rust
      @angel_of_rust Před 2 lety +14

      Nav would be proud

    • @juhaniaho6698
      @juhaniaho6698 Před 2 lety +1

      NOT GOOD

  • @charlesgarand
    @charlesgarand Před 2 lety +77

    Now the only possible redemption for Tones and I is through a hyperpop arc.

    • @m00nrac00n
      @m00nrac00n Před 2 lety +21

      She seems to be in her Jokerfication right now, so Hyper/Glitch Pop should not be off the table. Then again she is radio fluff. Im sure she does not want to anger her mom fans who like her "funny, quirky voice" with crazy production.

    • @SK1238723947238947234
      @SK1238723947238947234 Před 2 lety +10

      featuring dorian electra.

    • @redactedname247
      @redactedname247 Před 2 lety +19

      If Tones and I puts out a hyperpop song called "Dumb Zebra" I am blaming you.

    • @charlesgarand
      @charlesgarand Před 2 lety +9

      @@m00nrac00n true! But remember Charli XCX used to be radio fluff! PC music and hyperpop are transformative in that they allow for the curation of music landscapes which require some (re)considering sometimes. The pop tropes could be celebrated through warping, distortion, and thematic appropriation an experimental direction.

    • @willnovak4173
      @willnovak4173 Před 2 lety +20

      If anyone has the potential to ruin hyperpop it would be Tones and I

  • @IOxyrinchus
    @IOxyrinchus Před 2 lety +42

    It actually achieves its goal of being scary/horror themed by feeling like an endless nightmare

  • @cskoolaid
    @cskoolaid Před 2 lety +49

    I’m so sorry you had to listen to this album 😭

  • @Bxrry
    @Bxrry Před 2 lety +2823

    if you play anything from this album in my car, you're getting ran over

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 Před 2 lety +144

      Fun fact: if you play Tones and I in a headphones in a library, you still getting kicked out.

    • @edv.3788
      @edv.3788 Před 2 lety +22

      what does this mean

    • @iamryan9234
      @iamryan9234 Před 2 lety +140

      How are they going to get ran over if they are in your car?..

    • @starropenisthe4th786
      @starropenisthe4th786 Před 2 lety +65

      @@iamryan9234 pushed out of the car then ran over?

    • @IK-yb5rn
      @IK-yb5rn Před 2 lety +5

      Vehicular manslaughter because I don’t like your taste in music

  • @EldenaDoubleca5t
    @EldenaDoubleca5t Před 2 lety +911

    I had no idea who this was but when he described her singing as Melanie Martinez but worse I was like oh NO

    • @braedenlemasters6550
      @braedenlemasters6550 Před 2 lety +189

      that is genuinely offensive to melanie. melanie’s vocals sound like whitney houston’s or mariah carey’s compared to tones and i’s

    • @itsnoodlesznpt2
      @itsnoodlesznpt2 Před 2 lety +157

      melanie martinez is adele compared to her 💀

    • @unhxlysilver1688
      @unhxlysilver1688 Před 2 lety +152

      it's not even remotely similar to melanie LOL
      she has good production and good vocals at least
      tones&i is literally just 100 gecs if you sucked out all the quirk out of them

    • @CP-zn2mg
      @CP-zn2mg Před 2 lety +29

      Haircutsformen that’s the worst insult you can possibly give an artist

    • @stay_solid3461
      @stay_solid3461 Před 2 lety +71

      I like Melanie’s vocals tho... she got a nice raspy voice that’s also soothing and unique

  • @aryansinha1001
    @aryansinha1001 Před 2 lety +9

    That King Crimson record cover showing my reaction to that album

  • @flz_5848
    @flz_5848 Před 6 měsíci +12

    Producer: "How much talent you want?"
    "No"

  • @JiveTAB
    @JiveTAB Před 2 lety +201

    The "Fall Apart" pedal squeak is actually hilarious. That's the only song I went to go listen to after this review, haha

    • @MrDwightSchrute
      @MrDwightSchrute Před 2 lety +3

      I went to listen to hear it but I couldn’t detect it :(

    • @juliorodrigo6259
      @juliorodrigo6259 Před 2 lety +38

      @@MrDwightSchrute it’s almost unpercievable, you really have to pay attention to the kick drum. But once you detect it, you cannot ignore it anymore!

    • @trocoplaytv1254
      @trocoplaytv1254 Před 2 lety +2

      @@juliorodrigo6259 I disagree personally but I respect your experience. My experience I hear it whenever she isn't singing over it and very loudly too. When she sings it's barely audible. But otherwise it's very loud for me

  • @jeffreycanfield1939
    @jeffreycanfield1939 Před 2 lety +227

    It's been so depressing seeing all the negative reviews recently, so I'm glad we've finally got a 10 after all these years. Incredible album by Tones and I

    • @ayyyayay
      @ayyyayay Před 2 lety +39

      Yes the spellling review was really harsh of melon, glad to see a 10

  • @drgarbonzowitz916
    @drgarbonzowitz916 Před 2 lety +24

    I’ve never heard such a negative review that made me think, “Damn I gotta check this artist out.”

  • @thefogman2992
    @thefogman2992 Před rokem +16

    When I said "Mariah Carey should get better taste to match her vocal range", it was because I hadn't heard Tones and I yet.

  • @codymenesini5102
    @codymenesini5102 Před 2 lety +172

    Album titles gives off big “I’m so quirky” vibes.

    • @sand4273
      @sand4273 Před 2 lety +21

      r/iamveryrandom

    • @ziggle5000
      @ziggle5000 Před 2 lety +20

      So do literally all of her songs